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- Hey.
- Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Ordering tickets.
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I'm taking Tina, Ben, and Gary
to the new Colin Farrell movie.
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You're paying for them
again? That's pathetic.
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Well, technically,
you're pathetic.
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I'm using your credit card.
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But, you know,
you should be thrilled.
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My first idea was to take them
to spring break in Mexico.
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Holly, your friends are going
to like you whether or not
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you keep buying them stuff
with my money.
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Yeah, but I want them
to like me
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more than they like Vince.
They've got to, Val.
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They've just got to!
Today he took them to the park.
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I've got to do better than that.
I've got to do better.
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Okay.
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This little custody battle
that you and Vince are having
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over your friends is really
ridiculous, all right?
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So I think you need
to just talk to Vince --
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- Unh-unh-unh.
- I'm just saying --
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Unh!
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You forgave Tina.
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Yeah, but it's just more
complicated with Vince.
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I mean, we might still have
feelings for each other,
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but then he slept with her
and lied to me about it.
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Tina's just my slutty friend.
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- Hey!
- Hi, guys.
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Hey, we were just
talking about you.
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So, how was the park?
Lame, cold, cheap?
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Yeah, actually,
we didn't go to the park.
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Vince took us to see
the new Colin Farrell movie.
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Oh, my God, he knew that I was
gonna take you to see that.
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Do you see how he's trying
to buy your love?
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And by the way,
we used to make out,
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so you should be
on my side, mister.
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Holly, there are no sides.
This is not a competition.
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Hey, hey, what are you doing?
No drinks before dinner.
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Vince lets us drink sodas
before dinner.
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Here you go, honey.
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You know what?
You're right.
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I shouldn't make you guys
choose between us.
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So I'm just going to be
the bigger person.
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How about after dinner,
I take you bowling?
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Vince never took you
bowling, right?
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Not since Thursday.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh,
uh-huh.
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Okay, well,
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Vince never took you
bowling in Mexico!
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- What?
- What?
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Yeah, spring break in Mexico.
I'm taking you!
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How can you afford to take
all of us to Mexico?
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Well, my company has
a corporate deal in Cancún.
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And with all the stuff
I've been buying for you
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on Val's credit card --
frequent flyer miles!
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So who's your favorite now?
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- Holly!
- Holly! - Holly!
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I didn't hear you...
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- Holly!
- Holly! - Holly!
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Vince, our friends
have a message for you.
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Who's your favorite?
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- Holly!
- Holly! - Holly!
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Oh. Well, when Vince gets back
from his lunch break,
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will you please
tell him that? Thanks.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know
how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whispering
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you ⪠⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
⪠Hey âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠That's what I like about you âª
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Hey, Ben!
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What the hell's up with
the banana hammock?
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Yeah...
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It's for my holiday.
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Where are you going
on vacation,
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the YMCA?
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No, the chap who cuts my hair
says they're all the rage
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in Mexico.
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Yeah, so is diarrhea.
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[ knocking on door ]
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Who's your favorite?
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That's where you say,
"Holly!"
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I can't believe you're
taking them to Mexico
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the entire weekend.
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You knew I was taking them
to the Knicks game on Sunday.
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Sunday is my day.
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Yeah, well, yesterday
was my day,
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and you took 'em to see
my Colin Farrell movie.
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Oh, and thanks, by the way,
for getting 'em all hopped up
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on sugar and then dropping
them off at my door.
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Gary was up all night.
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Hey, I tried to be friends.
You're the one
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that's turning this
into a tug-of-war.
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You are.
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Oh, no,
they're fighting again.
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Oh, great, great, great.
Now you've got them all upset.
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Don't worry, sweetie.
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I'm gonna take you
to a place
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where it's sunny
and there are plenty of girls
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in small bikinis.
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Yeah, I feel better.
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Yes, you do.
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Okay, come on now.
Let's go downstairs.
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Tina's in the cab waiting.
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Let's hustle.
I'll meet you down there.
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When I get back,
we're gonna have to discuss
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who's getting them
for Easter.
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Is that how you fill
the napkin holder?
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Uh, yeah, when I'm checking out
the guy at table 3.
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So...no wedding ring,
no tan line
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from a wedding ring...
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Yuck, he reads.
He's all yours.
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I don't want him.
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Why? He's perfectly good,
and think about
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the beautiful boring babies
you'll have.
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Lauren, I told you,
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I am not ready
to date.
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What is so terrible
about a woman
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not having a man
in her life?
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Uh, I don't know. Why don't
we ask the dust bunnies
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in my uterus?
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Now take it and shake it.
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Here you go.
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One vanilla cupcake.
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Oh. "The Great Gatsby."
That's my favorite book.
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It still kills me that
he didn't end up with Daisy.
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The end.
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Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I hate that.
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I just ruined the book
for you.
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Someone once told me that
Bruce Willis was already dead
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in "The Sixth Sense."
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You haven't seen
"The Sixth Sense" yet, have you?
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You know,
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in case you want to burst
any more bubbles,
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I already know Darth Vader
was Luke Skywalker's father.
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Hey, looks like
I ruined one for you,
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so we're even.
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If you need anything else
ruined,
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I'll be behind the counter.
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Well, it's just as well
to be honest.
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I don't need to read
any more sad endings.
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I'm living one. I just got out
of a really bad relationship.
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Really?
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Me too.
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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I can assure you, with time,
it gets...worse.
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Great. So you want to go
jump off a bridge together then?
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Are you asking me out?
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Yeah, but let's do
a movie instead.
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I mean, if we do
the bridge thing,
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there won't be
a second date.
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Second date?
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That is very funny.
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He's cute,
and a sense of humor?
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Oh, my God, if you didn't read,
I would be so all over you.
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[ Girls ]: Spring break!
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Oh, my damn!
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Spring break?
Spring break?
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Come on now, y'all,
spring break!
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Spring break!
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Nothing looks broke
to me, brown sugar.
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Buy you a drink?
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I'm quite all right,
thank you.
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Margarita, no salt?
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All right.
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A free drink's
a free drink, brown sugar.
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Okay, so let's find
a nice place to lay out
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and forget about these
few horrible weeks.
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Ooh, what about next
to that guy?
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He's totally my type.
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Ahem, excuse me?
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Are these chairs taken?
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Oh, my God.
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Is this the Cancún
you were talking about?
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Hello.
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Hello!
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Does anybody work here?
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Yeah, I know.
The help here sucks.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Hey, Val,
you missed a real rush.
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So, how was your date
with Chris?
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Have you ever been
on one of those dates
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that is just perfection?
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Oh, so you guys did it
in your car?
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Lauren, I don't even drink
fruit punch in my car.
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But Chris --
he's so smart,
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and he's funny.
He took me to the Angelica,
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and we saw that World War II
documentary.
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Oh, my God, yes,
I saw that last week.
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Ha ha ha ha! I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I couldn't pull that one
off with a straight face.
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So you were boring --
saying?
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Well, maybe this will
keep you up.
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Just as the Nazis were
invading Poland,
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we started making out
like a couple of teenagers.
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So I'm guessing there's gonna
be a second date.
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Uh-huh. Tonight.
Guess where he's taking me.
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To the Holocaust museum
so he can cop a feel?
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Silly.
To the Plaza Hotel
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for dinner and dancing.
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Oh, my God. You're seeing each
other twice in the same day?
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Do you realize
what you're doing?
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What?
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You're dating.
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Oh, my God, I am.
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Wow. After the whole
Rick thing,
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I thought it would never
happen again, but it did.
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And I made out!
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Whoa, are you sure
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you don't want to put on
some sunscreen, dude?
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Oh, no thanks, I don't need it.
I have a nice base tan.
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Really, huh. Because Nasa
just called
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and said they could see your
white ass from outer space.
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So, tell me, mate, why'd
you really come down here?
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Sunday is my day
to see you guys.
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Oh, shut up, man. You just came
all the way down here
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- to piss off Holly.
- If you let me finish...
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I thought you wanted
to be friends with her.
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I do, but we can't be friends
until we have it out
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and clear the air.
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And you couldn't do this
in New York?
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I wanted to get
a little tan while doing it.
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What's with the questions?
God.
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I cannot believe
that he came down here.
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I just want to walk over there
and rip every hair off
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his smug little chest.
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No, that's exactly
what he wants you to do.
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- He wants to get
a reaction. - Well, he's gonna get one.
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Wait, stop. Okay, what
does my mother do?
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Criticizes you and makes you
feel like you're nothing.
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For a living.
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She's a shrink. Vince is just
trying to get you all mad
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so that you'll go over there
and talk to him.
246
00:10:38,982 --> 00:10:41,340
I know these things. I listen in
on her phone sessions.
247
00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:48,017
Watch and learn,
my friends,
248
00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:50,358
"The Art of the Piss-Off."
249
00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,660
Looks like somebody
lost a ball.
250
00:10:59,089 --> 00:11:00,337
Let's pray
it's not you.
251
00:11:00,338 --> 00:11:01,338
It's not, it's not.
252
00:11:02,565 --> 00:11:03,688
Look at him,
253
00:11:04,116 --> 00:11:05,130
trying to get me
all angry.
254
00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:07,621
Well, too bad.
It ain't working.
255
00:11:08,749 --> 00:11:10,899
I am so peaceful, Tina,
I'm like Buddha.
256
00:11:11,527 --> 00:11:13,857
Only I'm tanner
and not from India.
257
00:11:14,385 --> 00:11:15,951
Or China or whatever town
he's from.
258
00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:19,498
The point is, I am at peace
with myself and the world.
259
00:11:19,926 --> 00:11:22,131
It's all good -- aah!
260
00:11:22,155 --> 00:11:23,380
What is your problem?!
261
00:11:23,404 --> 00:11:26,567
Sorry.
It was an accident.
262
00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:29,203
Oh...was it?
263
00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:31,051
Of course it was.
264
00:11:31,179 --> 00:11:32,294
What do you think,
I did that on purpose?
265
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:35,710
Okay, looks like you two are
kind of causing a scene here,
266
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,564
and I can't get involved
with the Mexican police again,
267
00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:38,540
so see ya.
268
00:11:38,968 --> 00:11:40,119
Vince, it's cold in here.
269
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,179
You're certainly pointing
that out, sweetie.
270
00:11:45,503 --> 00:11:47,084
So it bugs you
I'm with a girl.
271
00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:49,311
No, it doesn't bug me that
you're with a stupid girl.
272
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:51,178
I just don't like balls
hitting me in the face.
273
00:11:52,856 --> 00:11:53,955
What is your problem?
274
00:11:54,008 --> 00:11:55,605
What's my problem?
What's your problem?
275
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,926
I'm so sick of this, Holly.
276
00:11:56,955 --> 00:11:59,345
Why can't we just discuss this
like two adults?
277
00:11:59,374 --> 00:12:01,687
Because you're a big fat baby,
and I hate you.
278
00:12:01,915 --> 00:12:02,937
Oh, do you?
279
00:12:02,967 --> 00:12:05,253
Yes, I hate you so big.
280
00:12:08,107 --> 00:12:09,619
Look at you. You've only
been here two minutes,
281
00:12:09,647 --> 00:12:11,346
and you already hooked up
with Cancún Barbie
282
00:12:11,442 --> 00:12:12,596
and her Mexican dream pool.
283
00:12:15,224 --> 00:12:17,808
Why do you care? You and I
are not together.
284
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,027
We weren't together
when Tina and I...
285
00:12:19,157 --> 00:12:20,900
Had sex? Go ahead, say it.
286
00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:22,578
Had sex!
287
00:12:22,606 --> 00:12:25,303
Great. Now everybody
in Mexico knows.
288
00:12:26,132 --> 00:12:27,749
Hey, uh,
you want his ball?
289
00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:30,071
And you had a boyfriend
at the time,
290
00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:31,020
so what's the big problem?
291
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,848
The big problem is, you looked
me right in the face
292
00:12:32,876 --> 00:12:33,717
and you lied to me.
293
00:12:33,747 --> 00:12:36,383
So did Tina and you forgave her.
What's the difference?
294
00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,431
The difference is, I thought
that maybe there would be a time
295
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:41,146
when you and I would --
you know what? Forget it.
296
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:44,022
I was right. Not only can we
not have a relationship again,
297
00:12:44,251 --> 00:12:45,905
we can never be friends again.
298
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:53,972
Well, on the bright side,
299
00:12:54,001 --> 00:12:55,233
looks like we'll have
two Christmases.
300
00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:09,556
How do I look --
too hooker?
301
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,813
No. Just hooker enough.
302
00:13:13,837 --> 00:13:15,870
Oh, God, I feel like
I'm gonna throw up.
303
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,242
I'm so out of
date practice.
304
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:18,737
Yeah, but you guys already
went to the movies.
305
00:13:18,762 --> 00:13:21,383
But you don't have to do
anything at a movie.
306
00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:22,750
Tonight I have to talk
and be funny --
307
00:13:22,776 --> 00:13:24,466
you know, small talk. I don't
have any more small talk in me.
308
00:13:24,491 --> 00:13:28,834
Okay, you -- this morning,
you went on for 20 minutes
309
00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,647
about a dime you found
on the subway.
310
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:33,331
Oh, yeah, I can tell him
the dime story.
311
00:13:34,658 --> 00:13:36,864
Yeah, um, sweetie, the only way
that story is interesting
312
00:13:36,889 --> 00:13:38,824
is if you hold the dime
in your cleavage.
313
00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:41,887
[ gasps ] Holy crap.
Your boyfriend got you a limo!
314
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,405
A limo?
Ooh, I love limos!
315
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:47,147
Although, the last time
I was in one
316
00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:48,690
was when my wedding
was called off.
317
00:13:49,815 --> 00:13:51,570
Okay, remember,
talk with your boobies.
318
00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:54,730
- Hey.
- Hi.
319
00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:57,199
Oh, thank God, I almost
wore that same dress.
320
00:13:57,327 --> 00:13:58,925
Ha ha ha ha!
321
00:13:58,953 --> 00:14:00,372
No, seriously,
you look beautiful.
322
00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:01,500
I feel like
I won the lottery.
323
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,646
See, today, I found a dime
on the subway.
324
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,790
Well, shall we?
325
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,408
- Okay.
- Ladies first.
326
00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,299
Wow, who would've thought
a smart guy
327
00:14:18,327 --> 00:14:19,581
would have such a cute ass?
328
00:14:12,659 --> 00:14:14,102
Uh, yeah.
329
00:14:26,123 --> 00:14:27,722
Chris, who are
all these people?
330
00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:28,819
My buddies.
331
00:14:29,548 --> 00:14:31,478
But why are they
going with us?
332
00:14:32,006 --> 00:14:33,129
[ All ]: Prom night!
333
00:14:35,656 --> 00:14:36,681
Prom night?
334
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:37,533
Yeah.
335
00:14:38,163 --> 00:14:39,527
Oh, I almost forgot.
336
00:14:40,556 --> 00:14:41,504
Here's your corsage.
337
00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:47,971
Dude, you totally
just touched her boob.
338
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,479
- Right?
- Yes!
339
00:14:58,617 --> 00:15:00,448
Oh, Holly, you're not
looking so hot.
340
00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,463
I think
it's food poisoning.
341
00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:05,088
The only part of me that
doesn't hurt is my hair.
342
00:15:06,715 --> 00:15:08,105
I told you not to eat lobster
in a restaurant
343
00:15:08,235 --> 00:15:09,532
that was shaped
like a lobster.
344
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,433
[ knock on door ]
345
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:12,758
That must be Vince
and Amy.
346
00:15:13,087 --> 00:15:14,334
Are you sure you don't
mind if we go
347
00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:15,557
to the Shins concert
with them?
348
00:15:15,586 --> 00:15:18,728
Yes, go. I'll take you
to a better concert tomorrow.
349
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,929
Well, well, well.
350
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,934
Gary told me about
the fabulous lobster dinner
351
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,158
you took everyone to.
352
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,396
Looks like someone
got their just desserts.
353
00:15:30,824 --> 00:15:31,821
No dessert talk.
354
00:15:33,048 --> 00:15:34,637
Really? You don't want
to talk about
355
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,406
a warm, gooey custard?
356
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,631
Or how about a fried egg
357
00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:40,113
when the yolk's
all runny and --
358
00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:46,506
Vince, would you do me
a favor?
359
00:15:47,038 --> 00:15:48,189
Kick yourself in the ass.
360
00:15:50,321 --> 00:15:51,430
I can't do that.
361
00:15:52,658 --> 00:15:54,141
But I can do this.
This good? Huh?
362
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,667
Stop it, please!
363
00:15:56,596 --> 00:15:57,614
You guys ready?
364
00:15:58,726 --> 00:16:00,658
Holly, I'm staying here
with you.
365
00:16:00,986 --> 00:16:02,285
Ben, no.
366
00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:03,936
You're so sweet,
but I want you to go
367
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:05,088
and have a good time.
368
00:16:06,116 --> 00:16:07,361
Okay, but if you need
anything, just call me,
369
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,758
and I'll come right back,
okay?
370
00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,110
Oh, Ben, you're such
a good...
371
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:14,105
guy.
372
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:16,186
Come here.
373
00:16:16,614 --> 00:16:17,588
Now she wants me.
374
00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:20,002
Nice one.
There it is.
375
00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:24,027
Bye, Holly.
See you when we get back.
376
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:25,241
Feel better, sweetie.
377
00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:27,499
Have a nice time.
378
00:16:34,025 --> 00:16:35,335
[ Holly groaning ]
379
00:16:37,075 --> 00:16:38,572
[ groaning ]
380
00:16:39,605 --> 00:16:40,902
[ door opens ]
381
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,715
Ben, I told you to go.
382
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:50,985
I know, we're supposed to be
hating each other, but...
383
00:16:52,014 --> 00:16:53,317
I couldn't leave you here
all by yourself.
384
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,525
What about Cancún Boobie doll?
385
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,879
You know,
she's not that smart.
386
00:17:02,806 --> 00:17:04,236
I told Gary to tell her
he was me.
387
00:17:07,204 --> 00:17:08,553
Need anything?
388
00:17:08,582 --> 00:17:11,029
Water? Aspirin?
A bucket?
389
00:17:12,556 --> 00:17:13,742
Just stay here with me.
390
00:17:14,672 --> 00:17:15,986
Okay, you know what?
Maybe a bucket.
391
00:17:16,115 --> 00:17:17,294
Okay.
392
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,015
Oh, God, you poor thing.
393
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:25,862
It's like the whole city
has a cold.
394
00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:27,362
But don't you worry.
395
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:31,259
This tea will unclog
those nasal passages in no time.
396
00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:33,010
Who's clogged?
397
00:17:40,082 --> 00:17:41,677
Hey, what are you doing
back so early?
398
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:44,125
Oh, well, it turns out
my date took me
399
00:17:44,153 --> 00:17:46,068
to The Plaza Hotel
for dinner and dancing
400
00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:47,232
at his high school prom.
401
00:17:48,961 --> 00:17:50,689
Chris is in high school?
402
00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:52,017
Is he at least a senior?
403
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,172
Ha!
404
00:17:54,883 --> 00:17:55,837
Wow.
405
00:17:56,065 --> 00:17:58,178
He is a very mature 18.
406
00:17:58,806 --> 00:18:00,589
His friends called him
"Booger."
407
00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:04,491
Ladies,
if you want my advice --
408
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,342
and eventually
everybody does --
409
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,570
you have to meet somebody
who's closer in age to you,
410
00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:12,760
someone that you can
have things in common with,
411
00:18:12,788 --> 00:18:15,171
someone you can talk to.
412
00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:18,873
Ooh, like that beautiful
man tower?
413
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,946
Oh, no. He's all wrong.
414
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,110
Hey, babe.
415
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:29,099
Wrong for you.
416
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,112
This is your boyfriend?
417
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:34,731
Actually,
it's more than that.
418
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,129
We're soul mates.
419
00:18:36,357 --> 00:18:38,416
What happened to
"somebody you can talk to"?
420
00:18:38,844 --> 00:18:39,885
We talk all the time.
421
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:42,211
Yeah, we talked
this morning.
422
00:18:42,639 --> 00:18:43,909
Twice.
423
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,235
[ Both ]: Wow.
424
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,638
Very impressive.
425
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,685
Mm-hmm.
You think it's her voice?
426
00:18:55,013 --> 00:18:56,409
I don't know, you wanna
go back to that prom
427
00:18:56,639 --> 00:18:58,013
and try it out?
Come on.
428
00:18:58,541 --> 00:19:00,572
[ both imitate laugh ]
429
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,142
[ laughing louder ]
430
00:19:02,171 --> 00:19:03,524
That's good.
431
00:19:17,195 --> 00:19:18,888
- Hey.
- Hi.
432
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,867
Where is everybody?
433
00:19:21,096 --> 00:19:22,332
They went to the beach.
434
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,757
You've been out
for like 14 hours.
435
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:25,959
Are you kidding me?
436
00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:28,451
You know you talk in your sleep?
Who's Ricky?
437
00:19:28,479 --> 00:19:31,713
Martin. Please don't tell
anybody I still like him.
438
00:19:34,446 --> 00:19:36,557
So you stayed with me
the whole night?
439
00:19:38,085 --> 00:19:39,332
Wow.
440
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,500
How sweet am I? Huh?
441
00:19:43,927 --> 00:19:46,549
I'm sorry I was so hard on you
these past few weeks,
442
00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:48,251
but I was just so hurt.
443
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:49,353
I know. I know.
444
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:51,920
But I don't want
to play these games anymore.
445
00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:54,416
I miss you. I miss
hanging out with you.
446
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,492
I miss fighting with you.
447
00:19:56,021 --> 00:19:57,195
I miss that, too.
448
00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:59,465
Okay, good.
So can we please go back
449
00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:00,560
to just being friends?
450
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,821
I'd like that.
451
00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:05,055
But I can't.
452
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:07,357
What?
453
00:20:09,685 --> 00:20:10,775
Holly...
454
00:20:10,904 --> 00:20:12,936
Holly, all I've wanted
for these past few weeks
455
00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:14,403
is for you and I
to be friends again.
456
00:20:14,933 --> 00:20:17,004
But as I sat there
watching you sleep,
457
00:20:19,131 --> 00:20:21,909
I realized I don't want
to be sitting next to you.
458
00:20:22,937 --> 00:20:24,604
I want to be lying
next to you.
459
00:20:26,331 --> 00:20:28,350
Holly,
I'm in love with you.
460
00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:29,475
And this...
461
00:20:31,703 --> 00:20:33,175
This isn't good enough.
462
00:20:33,205 --> 00:20:36,053
I can't go back to being
just friends.
463
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,208
Okay, Vince,
you're kidding, right?
464
00:20:40,937 --> 00:20:42,272
I'm sorry, Holly. I --
465
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,516
I can't do it.
466
00:20:50,831 --> 00:20:54,732
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