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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,834 Morning. 2 00:00:08,865 --> 00:00:10,165 Come here. 3 00:00:10,197 --> 00:00:11,430 Yeah. 4 00:00:12,894 --> 00:00:15,196 Ew! Gross. Get it out of my face. 5 00:00:15,226 --> 00:00:17,628 You have left this sitting here for three days. 6 00:00:17,657 --> 00:00:19,825 Look at this disgusting plate of grapes. 7 00:00:19,855 --> 00:00:23,091 Or, a delightful dish of raisins. 8 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:26,321 What would you do if you lived by yourself? 9 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:28,918 I'd open a raisin shop and have boyfriends sleep over. 10 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:31,616 Well, no boy wants to be involved 11 00:00:31,645 --> 00:00:33,446 with a dirty girl. 12 00:00:34,742 --> 00:00:37,143 Okay, they all do. But you know what? 13 00:00:37,174 --> 00:00:39,275 This is my office now, and I really need you 14 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:41,106 to start picking up after yourself. 15 00:00:41,136 --> 00:00:42,704 Is my room part of the office? 16 00:00:42,735 --> 00:00:43,835 No, of course not. 17 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:47,567 Thank you. 18 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:50,597 Hi. 19 00:00:50,629 --> 00:00:52,096 Sorry I am late, 20 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:53,962 but I had to race home this morning 21 00:00:53,992 --> 00:00:56,293 to change my clothes, if you know what I'm saying. 22 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:58,291 I do, so please stop. 23 00:00:58,322 --> 00:01:00,990 That's not what they said. 24 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:05,753 So, who is ready for lattes? 25 00:01:05,782 --> 00:01:07,549 Here is the receipt. 26 00:01:07,581 --> 00:01:09,181 To whom do I submit it? 27 00:01:09,213 --> 00:01:11,180 Lauren, my company is 11 days old. 28 00:01:11,211 --> 00:01:12,844 There is no expense account. 29 00:01:12,876 --> 00:01:14,410 Oh, no problemo. 30 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:16,509 I'll just go take it out of petty cash. 31 00:01:18,138 --> 00:01:20,906 No! Huh-unh. My wallet is not petty cash. 32 00:01:20,936 --> 00:01:22,903 Yeah, you got that right. 33 00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:25,068 Ooh, nice picture. 34 00:01:25,098 --> 00:01:26,732 Wait. 102? 35 00:01:26,764 --> 00:01:30,600 Oh, my God, we weigh the exact same! 36 00:01:30,627 --> 00:01:33,196 You girls look all fancy. What's up? 37 00:01:33,225 --> 00:01:34,725 Well, it's a big day for us. 38 00:01:34,757 --> 00:01:36,224 We're meeting with what I'm hoping 39 00:01:36,255 --> 00:01:37,589 will be Valco's next client. 40 00:01:37,621 --> 00:01:39,422 Valco? 41 00:01:39,452 --> 00:01:41,053 Yeah, I finally thought of a great name 42 00:01:41,084 --> 00:01:42,318 for the company. 43 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:44,318 What is it? 44 00:01:44,348 --> 00:01:47,217 You'll like it when you see it with the logo. 45 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:51,316 Why? Does it cover up the name Valco? 46 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:53,544 So, did Dr. Haven finally return our phone calls? 47 00:01:53,574 --> 00:01:55,441 No, she didn't, but she is having 48 00:01:55,472 --> 00:01:57,573 a book-signing at Tribeca Books today, 49 00:01:57,603 --> 00:01:59,271 and we are going to go to her. 50 00:01:59,302 --> 00:02:01,436 "Taming your Teen"? Have you read this? 51 00:02:01,467 --> 00:02:02,700 Oh, God, no. 52 00:02:02,733 --> 00:02:04,834 Parenting books are a total scam. 53 00:02:04,864 --> 00:02:07,666 My mom never read one, and look at me. 54 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:11,162 Listen to this. 55 00:02:11,192 --> 00:02:12,826 "Like toddlers, 56 00:02:12,857 --> 00:02:15,292 "teenagers subconsciously want boundaries. 57 00:02:15,321 --> 00:02:17,322 "It's up to parents to strap their teens 58 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:20,121 into what I call the invisible stroller." 59 00:02:20,151 --> 00:02:24,454 Did you ever want to strap me into an invisible stroller? 60 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,481 Okay, here's what I'm thinking. 61 00:02:26,512 --> 00:02:28,146 We go to the book signing, 62 00:02:28,177 --> 00:02:30,145 start up a little conversation with Dr. Haven, 63 00:02:30,175 --> 00:02:31,642 invite her to coffee, 64 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:33,641 and then I pitch the company to her. 65 00:02:33,672 --> 00:02:36,975 Is the coffee to keep her awake? 'Cause...[ snores ] 66 00:02:37,002 --> 00:02:38,970 Okay, I've only been doing this 67 00:02:39,001 --> 00:02:41,436 since you were french-kissing your hand. 68 00:02:42,764 --> 00:02:44,432 What do you have? 69 00:02:44,462 --> 00:02:45,963 Okay, let's see. 70 00:02:45,995 --> 00:02:48,130 What can we learn about Judy? 71 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:50,794 Okay, well, it says here she's been divorced. 72 00:02:50,823 --> 00:02:53,325 Clearly, she needs a makeover. 73 00:02:53,355 --> 00:02:55,323 Um, so why don't we take her to a spa, 74 00:02:55,353 --> 00:02:56,787 get her all glammed up? 75 00:02:56,818 --> 00:02:58,452 She can maybe meet a sexy fireman, 76 00:02:58,484 --> 00:03:00,051 and it'll be all thanks to us. 77 00:03:00,082 --> 00:03:01,850 How could she not want to sign? 78 00:03:01,881 --> 00:03:04,116 Okay, so you're saying we spend a bunch of money 79 00:03:04,146 --> 00:03:06,781 that we don't have to make her feel ugly and alone. 80 00:03:06,810 --> 00:03:08,611 Yeah, if she doesn't sign right then, 81 00:03:08,641 --> 00:03:10,109 I am quitting the business. 82 00:03:10,140 --> 00:03:11,941 You're kidding, right? 83 00:03:11,972 --> 00:03:13,439 'Cause if you quit, 84 00:03:13,471 --> 00:03:15,105 then I am back out on the streets. 85 00:03:15,136 --> 00:03:16,736 Oh, God. 86 00:03:16,768 --> 00:03:18,869 My staff. 87 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,433 Okay, look, calm down! 88 00:03:20,465 --> 00:03:22,132 If you don't like that idea, 89 00:03:22,163 --> 00:03:23,797 there's a million more where that came from. 90 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,030 Unfortunately, you have to go to school. 91 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:28,928 Who needs school? I'm like a P.R. genius. 92 00:03:28,957 --> 00:03:30,458 Okay, what about this? How -- 93 00:03:30,489 --> 00:03:32,723 No, no, go. You're gonna be late. 94 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:34,455 Val, I thought you said that when you started a company, 95 00:03:34,486 --> 00:03:35,719 you would want me to help. 96 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:37,585 I did, I did, and when I get this client, 97 00:03:37,616 --> 00:03:40,185 I will start a file, and you can file it. 98 00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:42,115 Now, go to school. 99 00:03:42,145 --> 00:03:44,914 Brush up on that alphabet so you can file it real good. 100 00:03:44,943 --> 00:03:46,410 This is so lame. 101 00:03:46,442 --> 00:03:48,076 I hate Valco. 102 00:03:48,107 --> 00:03:51,176 Yeah, at Laurenco, we'd be drinking by now. 103 00:03:54,166 --> 00:04:02,362 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 104 00:04:37,031 --> 00:04:38,332 Hey, girls. 105 00:04:38,363 --> 00:04:39,830 Hey. What are you doing here? 106 00:04:39,861 --> 00:04:41,362 I'm on my lunch break. 107 00:04:41,393 --> 00:04:42,493 It's 11:00. 108 00:04:42,526 --> 00:04:43,826 I meant I'm skipping chemistry. 109 00:04:43,858 --> 00:04:45,159 Can you write me a note? 110 00:04:45,190 --> 00:04:48,259 Yes, because I finished school. 111 00:04:48,287 --> 00:04:50,322 Look, I'm sorry, but after I thought about 112 00:04:50,353 --> 00:04:52,487 your whole taking her out to coffee thing, 113 00:04:52,518 --> 00:04:54,485 I got a little freaked out about my future. 114 00:04:54,516 --> 00:04:55,916 I've got dreams, Val. 115 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:59,583 Is one of them to not go to college? 116 00:04:59,611 --> 00:05:01,645 Okay, look, I'll stay out of your way, okay? 117 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,743 You do your thing. I'm just here for backup. 118 00:05:03,774 --> 00:05:04,774 All right. 119 00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:05,806 Oh, my God, there's Peter! 120 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:06,973 What? Where? 121 00:05:07,004 --> 00:05:08,571 What is he doing here? 122 00:05:08,603 --> 00:05:10,270 What do you think he's doing here? 123 00:05:10,302 --> 00:05:11,435 He wants to sign her account, too. 124 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:12,634 Hey, guys. 125 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,134 - Hello. - Hi. 126 00:05:14,165 --> 00:05:15,799 So, big Judith Haven fan, are you? 127 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:17,798 Nah. I mean, I haven't even read it. 128 00:05:17,828 --> 00:05:19,529 I'm just here to sign her. 129 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,762 Well, I'm sorry, but I think you're a little too late. 130 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:22,959 Meaning? 131 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,958 Meaning, uh, I got here first, 132 00:05:24,989 --> 00:05:27,391 and the back of the line's over there, buddy. 133 00:05:27,420 --> 00:05:30,289 Way to go PG-13 on him. 134 00:05:30,318 --> 00:05:31,652 Hey, you. 135 00:05:31,683 --> 00:05:33,117 Hey, Judy. 136 00:05:33,148 --> 00:05:35,616 Is there anything you'd like me to tell her? 137 00:05:35,647 --> 00:05:37,781 Did he just call her Judy? 138 00:05:37,811 --> 00:05:40,213 And did you hear that "Hey, you"? 139 00:05:40,242 --> 00:05:41,609 They are doing it! 140 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,608 It doesn't mean they're doing it. 141 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,774 Oh, yeah? Well, I've had more than a few guys 142 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:47,772 give me the old "Hey, you." 143 00:05:47,802 --> 00:05:49,270 Did it ever occur to you 144 00:05:49,301 --> 00:05:50,968 that's because they forgot your name? 145 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,567 Okay, what do you want me to do? 146 00:05:52,598 --> 00:05:54,332 Ooh, I could set something on fire, 147 00:05:54,364 --> 00:05:56,732 or I could steal something and set off the alarm. 148 00:05:56,761 --> 00:05:57,861 That's real mature. 149 00:05:57,893 --> 00:05:59,561 [ both laughing ] 150 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:02,527 All right, I'm taking cutsies. 151 00:06:02,556 --> 00:06:04,757 Come on. Excuse me. I'm sorry. 152 00:06:04,787 --> 00:06:06,922 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 153 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:08,386 Uh... 154 00:06:08,417 --> 00:06:09,918 Judy, this is Val Tyler. 155 00:06:09,949 --> 00:06:12,017 Val used to work with me at Harper & Diggs. 156 00:06:12,048 --> 00:06:14,250 Yes, I left to form my own agency. 157 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,914 You know, a small boutique agency -- 158 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,844 just a few select clients. 159 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:21,344 Yeah, we were very sorry to lose her. 160 00:06:21,373 --> 00:06:24,208 How many clients do you have right now? 161 00:06:24,238 --> 00:06:26,138 100. 162 00:06:27,468 --> 00:06:29,669 So, Peter, how'd you like Judith's book? 163 00:06:29,699 --> 00:06:31,032 I loved it. 164 00:06:31,065 --> 00:06:32,632 Oh, yeah? What was your favorite part? 165 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:34,497 Her picture. 166 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,629 Which reminds me -- you know, 167 00:06:36,659 --> 00:06:39,127 I forgot to have mine signed last night. 168 00:06:39,158 --> 00:06:40,692 Maybe one too many martinis. 169 00:06:40,723 --> 00:06:42,791 Still drinking, huh? 170 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:45,489 Uh, well, I have to. 171 00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:46,819 Attractive women make me nervous. 172 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,451 [ Judith chuckles ] 173 00:06:48,482 --> 00:06:50,684 Why don't you leave it right here? 174 00:06:50,714 --> 00:06:52,848 There's a publishing party this evening, 175 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,780 and I'll give it back to you there. 176 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,344 Give me a chance to write 177 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,009 something a little more personal. 178 00:06:58,041 --> 00:06:59,374 All right. I'll stop by. 179 00:06:59,407 --> 00:07:00,774 Thank you. 180 00:07:00,805 --> 00:07:03,507 Uh, Dr. Haven, 181 00:07:03,536 --> 00:07:05,003 I know you're very busy, 182 00:07:05,035 --> 00:07:06,702 but I would love to sit down with you, 183 00:07:06,733 --> 00:07:07,934 maybe have coffee, and discuss -- 184 00:07:07,966 --> 00:07:09,500 Oh, I am sorry. 185 00:07:09,531 --> 00:07:11,365 I am completely overscheduled. 186 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,997 Um, Dr. Haven, you know what my sister liked most 187 00:07:14,027 --> 00:07:15,561 about your book? 188 00:07:15,592 --> 00:07:17,826 It's the fact that you have a 17-year-old daughter, 189 00:07:17,857 --> 00:07:20,325 and Val has a 17-year-old sister living with her -- me. 190 00:07:20,355 --> 00:07:22,156 Total relatability. 191 00:07:22,187 --> 00:07:24,488 Oh, well, did you find the book helpful? 192 00:07:24,518 --> 00:07:26,252 So helpful. 193 00:07:26,283 --> 00:07:27,850 Never too old for a time-out -- 194 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,849 how true is that? 195 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,080 What school do you go to? 196 00:07:31,112 --> 00:07:32,345 Stuyvesant. 197 00:07:32,378 --> 00:07:33,745 That's where my daughter just started. 198 00:07:33,776 --> 00:07:36,578 Shut up! 199 00:07:36,607 --> 00:07:38,275 They should meet. 200 00:07:38,306 --> 00:07:40,741 Absolutely. Tina doesn't know anybody yet. 201 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:42,638 Well, then this is perfect. She'll know Holly. 202 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:45,471 Holly's great. Everybody loves Holly. 203 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:47,267 What are you doing this afternoon? 204 00:07:47,298 --> 00:07:49,966 Oh...oh, shoot. I have Bible study class. 205 00:07:49,996 --> 00:07:51,963 Well, you know what? I could put that off. 206 00:07:51,994 --> 00:07:53,628 Yeah, yeah, we can study up 207 00:07:53,659 --> 00:07:55,994 on some Scripture later at home. 208 00:07:56,024 --> 00:07:57,625 Well, great. 209 00:07:57,656 --> 00:08:00,057 Why don't you come by the book party this evening, 210 00:08:00,087 --> 00:08:01,921 and we can compare notes on our girls. 211 00:08:01,952 --> 00:08:04,354 Oh, I'd love to. See you there. 212 00:08:06,815 --> 00:08:09,250 Oh, nicely done. 213 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:11,680 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 214 00:08:11,710 --> 00:08:13,911 You know, when I sign her, I'm gonna have to take you 215 00:08:13,941 --> 00:08:15,408 to a very expensive dinner. 216 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,974 No, I think I'll be the one 217 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:18,639 taking you to the expensive dinner. 218 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:21,339 Okay, when I sign her, you can take me. 219 00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:24,702 You were amazing. 220 00:08:24,732 --> 00:08:26,566 Hey, I know him. 221 00:08:26,597 --> 00:08:27,997 Hi, Paul. 222 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,196 Hey... 223 00:08:29,229 --> 00:08:31,196 you. 224 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,184 Hey, so after what you did today, 225 00:08:43,215 --> 00:08:44,782 you're probably gonna have this big position 226 00:08:44,813 --> 00:08:45,813 in Val's company, huh? 227 00:08:45,846 --> 00:08:46,813 Oh, yeah. 228 00:08:46,846 --> 00:08:48,681 Office buzz is she's going to make me a vice president. 229 00:08:48,811 --> 00:08:49,978 In charge of what? 230 00:08:50,010 --> 00:08:51,444 I don't know. 231 00:08:51,476 --> 00:08:52,676 Hey, can I be in the company? 232 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,042 Sure, you're treasurer. 233 00:08:54,073 --> 00:08:55,440 You can buy my lunch. 234 00:08:55,472 --> 00:08:56,939 Now, listen. 235 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,039 This Tina girl was raised really strict, 236 00:08:59,069 --> 00:09:00,803 so I'm thinking she's going to be like a pilgrim girl. 237 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:02,668 So that means we have to act like pilgrims, too. 238 00:09:02,699 --> 00:09:04,533 No, Holly, there were no black pilgrims. 239 00:09:04,564 --> 00:09:06,598 You got to stop skipping school. 240 00:09:06,628 --> 00:09:08,262 Hey, are you Holly? 241 00:09:08,294 --> 00:09:10,428 Oh, hi. Yeah, are you Tina? 242 00:09:10,459 --> 00:09:11,459 Yeah. 243 00:09:11,491 --> 00:09:13,525 Okay, uh, well, this is Gary. 244 00:09:13,557 --> 00:09:15,558 Is it okay if he hangs out with us? 245 00:09:15,588 --> 00:09:16,855 I don't care. Scoot. 246 00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:21,685 So... 247 00:09:21,715 --> 00:09:23,716 You go to Stuyvesant, too? 248 00:09:23,747 --> 00:09:25,648 I'm only here because my mom made me come, 249 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,280 and you're only here because your sister 250 00:09:27,311 --> 00:09:29,312 wants my mom's business, so here's what happened -- 251 00:09:29,342 --> 00:09:32,578 We met. We shopped. We shared a giant cookie. 252 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,040 It was great. 253 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:37,174 Hey, what kind of cookie? Chocolate chip, oatmeal? 254 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,070 Y'all got to be on the same page cookie-wise, 255 00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:40,368 or your whole plan's going to crumble. 256 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:42,033 Ha ha ha. 257 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,598 Cookie, crumble. Ha ha ha. 258 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,564 Cookie, crumble. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. 259 00:09:45,594 --> 00:09:46,895 Who are you? 260 00:09:46,927 --> 00:09:48,561 Gary. 261 00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:49,993 He your boyfriend? 262 00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:52,192 - No. - No. 263 00:09:52,222 --> 00:09:53,556 - Hey! - Hey! 264 00:09:53,588 --> 00:09:55,723 Whatever. God, I just -- 265 00:09:55,752 --> 00:09:57,653 I hate it when my mom sets me up on play dates. 266 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,985 You know, I can find my own friends. 267 00:09:59,016 --> 00:10:00,817 Good, go find them. 268 00:10:00,848 --> 00:10:02,816 Gary! 269 00:10:02,846 --> 00:10:05,014 Oh, don't worry about it. Sometimes I come off mean. 270 00:10:05,045 --> 00:10:06,678 It's this whole anger thing I've got going on. 271 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,644 Why, did you read your mom's book? 272 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,208 How gross is that thing? 273 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,107 I mean, how can I not be hostile? 274 00:10:12,139 --> 00:10:14,073 All right, since we all know what's going on here, 275 00:10:14,103 --> 00:10:15,537 and obviously you don't want to be here, 276 00:10:15,568 --> 00:10:16,702 then do me a favor and put in a good word 277 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,135 for my sister? 278 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:20,334 Fine. I'll see you. 279 00:10:20,364 --> 00:10:21,865 Oh, my God, she is unbelievable. 280 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:23,296 What? 281 00:10:23,329 --> 00:10:25,497 My mom's checking up on me. Here, hide this. 282 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:27,793 Oh, hi, Mom. 283 00:10:27,824 --> 00:10:29,792 Hi, honey. I was just passing by. 284 00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:31,791 Thought I'd stop in, see how things are going. 285 00:10:31,821 --> 00:10:33,355 So great. 286 00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:35,021 Oh, thank you so much for hooking me up with Holly. 287 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,619 She is so nice. 288 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:38,785 Well, I thought you two might get along. 289 00:10:38,815 --> 00:10:39,949 What's in the bag? 290 00:10:39,981 --> 00:10:41,715 What bag? 291 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:44,014 The bag you just handed to Holly. 292 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,045 Oh, yeah, it's nothing. Don't worry about it. 293 00:10:46,075 --> 00:10:48,076 Tina, I'd like to see what's in the bag. 294 00:10:57,665 --> 00:10:59,733 A pregnancy test? Get up. 295 00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:00,864 - No, Mom -- - Now! 296 00:11:04,859 --> 00:11:06,626 It's mine. 297 00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,356 But it's not mine. 298 00:11:15,084 --> 00:11:17,719 Well, we have to be going. 299 00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,615 Good luck with... everything. 300 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,113 Let's go. 301 00:11:21,144 --> 00:11:23,579 Um, Mom, I think I should stay. 302 00:11:23,609 --> 00:11:25,744 Holly's kind of freaked, and -- 303 00:11:25,774 --> 00:11:28,142 Tina, she is not an appropriate friend, okay? Let's go. 304 00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:30,273 No, come on, look, doesn't your book say 305 00:11:30,303 --> 00:11:33,539 that after parents, peers are the best support system? 306 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:35,101 All right. 307 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:37,067 But I don't want you hanging around here long. 308 00:11:37,098 --> 00:11:39,199 Okay. Thanks. I'll see you later. 309 00:11:41,127 --> 00:11:42,995 Thanks. 310 00:11:47,222 --> 00:11:49,257 Why did you do that? You just met that girl. 311 00:11:49,287 --> 00:11:50,754 I don't know about you, 312 00:11:50,786 --> 00:11:52,586 but I found her a bit impolite. 313 00:11:52,618 --> 00:11:55,420 Did you see her face? She was scared to death. 314 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:58,250 And, oh, my God, her mom? Can you believe her? 315 00:11:58,279 --> 00:12:01,848 Yeah. She's gonna make one wicked-ass grandma. 316 00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,677 - Where you going? - To the bathroom. 317 00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,543 I gotta go find out if I'm pregnant. 318 00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:16,767 Hey, you okay? 319 00:12:16,796 --> 00:12:18,563 Yeah. Hey, look, as long as you're here, 320 00:12:18,595 --> 00:12:19,995 you mind guarding the door? 321 00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:22,228 Oh, sure, no problem. 322 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:26,428 So, how long does the test take? 323 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,389 The box says three minutes. 324 00:12:29,785 --> 00:12:33,154 Hey, look, just so you know, I'm not a slut, okay? 325 00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:34,917 Oh, I didn't think you were. 326 00:12:34,947 --> 00:12:36,881 Probably a little looser than I should be, but... 327 00:12:36,913 --> 00:12:39,414 Probably. 328 00:12:39,443 --> 00:12:41,811 God, this is the longest three minutes of my life. 329 00:12:41,841 --> 00:12:43,775 Okay, so, uh, let's talk. 330 00:12:43,806 --> 00:12:46,108 Tell me something about yourself. 331 00:12:46,137 --> 00:12:49,473 Um...I think I might be pregnant. 332 00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:52,937 Okay, um, so where, uh... where you from? 333 00:12:52,964 --> 00:12:55,332 Chicago -- where I wasn't pregnant. 334 00:12:55,363 --> 00:12:57,330 Oh. Okay, let's talk about me. 335 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:59,161 Um, ask me anything. 336 00:12:59,193 --> 00:13:00,927 Have you ever been pregnant? 337 00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:02,492 Hold on a minute. 338 00:13:02,523 --> 00:13:03,991 It's me, it's me. I need to talk to you for a second. 339 00:13:04,022 --> 00:13:05,589 Okay. 340 00:13:05,621 --> 00:13:07,321 Um, sorry for interrupting the proceedings, 341 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,853 but, um, I'm $4 short on the bill. 342 00:13:08,885 --> 00:13:10,552 Sorry, one second. 343 00:13:11,848 --> 00:13:13,515 Okay, here you go. 344 00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:15,581 I'd kind of like to leave a nice tip. 345 00:13:15,612 --> 00:13:16,778 Oh, my God. 346 00:13:16,811 --> 00:13:19,412 I know. Get out of here. 347 00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,443 No. No, no. The stick -- it's pink. 348 00:13:21,473 --> 00:13:23,407 Ooh, is she having a girl? 349 00:13:23,438 --> 00:13:25,606 No. No, no. It means that I'm not pregnant. 350 00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:27,203 Oh, my God, you're not pregnant! 351 00:13:27,235 --> 00:13:28,635 Oh, my God, I'm not pregnant! 352 00:13:28,667 --> 00:13:30,435 Congratulations. 353 00:13:30,465 --> 00:13:31,899 - Thank you. - No. Thank you. 354 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:34,599 - For what? - I'm never having sex. 355 00:13:34,628 --> 00:13:35,962 Me neither. 356 00:13:35,994 --> 00:13:38,062 Well, you know, not a ton. 357 00:13:38,092 --> 00:13:39,392 Take it easy, okay? 358 00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:40,824 Maybe I'll see you around school. 359 00:13:40,857 --> 00:13:42,490 Thank you. Hey, I owe you. 360 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,157 No, you don't. Just put in a good word for my sister, okay? 361 00:13:45,186 --> 00:13:47,054 You got a second choice? 362 00:13:47,084 --> 00:13:48,952 What do you mean? 363 00:13:48,983 --> 00:13:50,617 Look, trust me, the minute that my mom saw you 364 00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:52,048 with that pregnancy test, 365 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,781 She totally wrote off you and your sister. 366 00:13:53,811 --> 00:13:55,111 Oh, my God. Okay, I have to go tell Val. 367 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,644 Do you know where that party is? 368 00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:58,443 Oh, yeah. I'll go with you. 369 00:13:58,474 --> 00:13:59,942 Here, get rid of this for me. 370 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,006 Okay. 371 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,037 Ew! 372 00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:18,507 Look at Peter sucking up to her. 373 00:14:18,537 --> 00:14:20,605 He's trying to make up for his lack of ideas 374 00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:22,603 with food, alcohol, and dimples. 375 00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:23,934 Mm. 376 00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:27,435 How good does he look a-walkin'? 377 00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:29,930 How many of those have you had? 378 00:14:29,961 --> 00:14:32,162 Two... 379 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:33,893 less than seven. 380 00:14:33,923 --> 00:14:37,059 [ Judith and Peter laughing ] 381 00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:39,589 He is disgusting. 382 00:14:39,619 --> 00:14:43,489 Don't you worry about that gorgeous, funny man. 383 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,784 Oh, look, here comes your little ace in the hole. 384 00:14:46,812 --> 00:14:48,079 Okay, listen to me. 385 00:14:48,112 --> 00:14:49,912 You go stick to Peter like glue 386 00:14:49,943 --> 00:14:51,744 until we have signed her, okay? 387 00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:53,009 Do you hear me? 388 00:14:53,041 --> 00:14:56,610 I'm smashed, not deaf. 389 00:14:56,637 --> 00:14:57,904 Hey. 390 00:14:57,936 --> 00:14:59,903 Hi. There you are. Oh, this must be Tina. 391 00:14:59,935 --> 00:15:02,169 Hi. It is so nice to meet you. 392 00:15:02,199 --> 00:15:04,233 Oh, you guys look so cute together. 393 00:15:04,264 --> 00:15:06,399 You got that whole chemistry thing happening. 394 00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:08,663 Hey, you should come over and hang out at our place. 395 00:15:08,693 --> 00:15:10,828 You want to come over tonight? 396 00:15:10,858 --> 00:15:12,225 Um, I'd better go. 397 00:15:12,257 --> 00:15:14,025 I can't let my mom see me with you. 398 00:15:14,055 --> 00:15:16,090 Why? Why? Why can't she be seen with you? 399 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,954 Oh, Holly, did you curse at her? 400 00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:20,220 No. Her mom kind of thinks that I might be pregnant. 401 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,751 What? 402 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:23,717 No, I'm not, but Tina thought she might be, 403 00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:25,715 and her mom caught her with a pregnancy test, 404 00:15:25,745 --> 00:15:27,079 and so I said it was mine. 405 00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:28,745 Why? Why would you do that? 406 00:15:28,776 --> 00:15:30,844 Because her mom is a scary, scary monster, 407 00:15:30,874 --> 00:15:33,176 and I just thought if I said the test was mine, 408 00:15:33,205 --> 00:15:34,939 then what's the difference? 409 00:15:34,971 --> 00:15:37,939 Wow. That's a really incredible thing to do. 410 00:15:37,968 --> 00:15:40,869 Yeah, but now the monster thinks I'm a ho, 411 00:15:40,899 --> 00:15:43,100 which means that you're the guardian of a ho, 412 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,831 which means that we don't get her business. 413 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,895 I'm sorry. 414 00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,361 No, it's okay. It's okay. 415 00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:49,494 I can still fix this. 416 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:52,193 Ooh, I know what to do. Come with me. 417 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,923 Why do I have to go? 418 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,421 Because I need you to stand nearby 419 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:56,954 and look sad and troubled. 420 00:15:56,985 --> 00:15:59,987 [ gasps ] Sushi. 421 00:16:00,015 --> 00:16:02,583 Oh. Hello, Val. 422 00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:03,613 Hi, Judith. 423 00:16:03,645 --> 00:16:05,579 You all right? 424 00:16:05,611 --> 00:16:07,312 Oh, I don't know. 425 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:10,311 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. 426 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:12,975 I just am so confused. 427 00:16:13,004 --> 00:16:15,239 Can I -- no. 428 00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:17,569 What? 429 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,534 Well, it's just that I could really use 430 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:24,168 some of your expert advice on that one over there. 431 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:34,454 Oh. 432 00:16:34,486 --> 00:16:36,553 Do you really want to know what I think? 433 00:16:36,584 --> 00:16:38,785 Oh, yeah. I don't know where else to turn. 434 00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:41,716 I mean, how did she get so out of control? 435 00:16:41,746 --> 00:16:43,380 It's you. 436 00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:44,544 I'm sorry? 437 00:16:44,577 --> 00:16:46,411 May I speak freely? 438 00:16:46,441 --> 00:16:47,808 More freely than that? 439 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,441 It's Holly's environment. 440 00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:52,239 She lives with you, right, 441 00:16:52,270 --> 00:16:54,504 - and it's just the two of you? - Yeah. 442 00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,168 So there's really no traditional 443 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,568 parental figure for her to look up to. 444 00:16:58,597 --> 00:17:01,232 There are no boundaries, no invisible stroller, 445 00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:02,729 if you will. 446 00:17:02,761 --> 00:17:05,563 She obviously has no structure, no rules. 447 00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:08,226 There's really no parenting going on. 448 00:17:08,256 --> 00:17:10,824 At best, you're a substitute. 449 00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:14,189 I -- 450 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:15,818 I do the best I can. 451 00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:18,050 Oh, well, I'm sure you do. But look, you're very young. 452 00:17:18,081 --> 00:17:20,549 You've got your own life, your own friends. 453 00:17:20,578 --> 00:17:22,846 This is your time to be selfish. 454 00:17:22,877 --> 00:17:23,910 It is? 455 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,343 But you can't. 456 00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:26,841 No, I can't. 457 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:28,506 Because? 458 00:17:28,538 --> 00:17:31,206 Because I have a teen in the house. 459 00:17:31,236 --> 00:17:33,370 That's right. 460 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,235 And you also have a new business 461 00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:36,800 in the house, don't you? 462 00:17:36,831 --> 00:17:38,031 Yes, Doctor. 463 00:17:38,063 --> 00:17:41,532 And I'd imagine you're consumed by it. 464 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,161 Ooh, you're good. 465 00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,160 I know. 466 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,625 So, perhaps Holly really isn't a priority. 467 00:17:47,654 --> 00:17:49,856 Then, you see, the questions isn't 468 00:17:49,886 --> 00:17:51,520 what's wrong with Holly. 469 00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:54,353 The question is, what's wrong with you? 470 00:17:54,382 --> 00:17:57,017 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 471 00:17:57,047 --> 00:17:59,048 Hold up there, Judy. 472 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,613 Val, you're not listening to this garbage, are you? 473 00:18:01,642 --> 00:18:03,710 Well, she is a doctor. 474 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:06,275 No, no. Okay, look... 475 00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:07,905 I know that you're an expert, 476 00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:09,337 but, oh, my God, what were you smoking 477 00:18:09,369 --> 00:18:10,770 when you wrote this book? 478 00:18:10,801 --> 00:18:13,336 Okay. Holly, I don't think -- 479 00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:15,166 No, no, no. It's quite all right. 480 00:18:15,198 --> 00:18:17,599 I like getting feedback from young people. 481 00:18:17,628 --> 00:18:19,496 Oh, okay, good, 'cause here's some feedback. 482 00:18:19,527 --> 00:18:21,662 I am so glad that you're not my mom, 483 00:18:21,692 --> 00:18:23,326 because if you were, 484 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,826 I would have been in some gross diner bathroom 485 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,823 all by myself, scared to death, 486 00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:29,854 taking a pregnancy test. 487 00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:31,919 But instead, I had somebody to go to -- 488 00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:33,483 this woman, 489 00:18:33,515 --> 00:18:35,616 the one who you say is a horrible guardian. 490 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:36,980 Well, you know what? 491 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,913 I didn't have to hide it from her. 492 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:41,812 I mean, she wasn't happy. Believe me, so not happy. 493 00:18:41,841 --> 00:18:43,809 But she was there for me. 494 00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,306 So when I hear you say 495 00:18:45,337 --> 00:18:47,238 that my sister's not doing a good job, 496 00:18:47,270 --> 00:18:48,804 and that I'm not a priority, well, you know what? 497 00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:50,636 It makes me want to tell you to write a book 498 00:18:50,666 --> 00:18:52,133 about pissing me off, 499 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,033 because you're totally an expert at that! 500 00:18:58,527 --> 00:19:02,129 Well, you certainly have your hands full. 501 00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:04,858 I know. I know, I know, I know. 502 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:10,653 Hey, when you invited me over tonight, 503 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:11,949 did you mean forever? 504 00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,748 You can stay as long as you want, 505 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,413 but mommy can never visit. 506 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,045 I'll call you, okay? 507 00:19:17,077 --> 00:19:18,444 Okay, thanks. 508 00:19:18,475 --> 00:19:20,076 Bye. 509 00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:22,008 Val, I'm sorry about losing the client. 510 00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,573 It's okay. 511 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:25,672 It was worth it to hear how awesome I am. 512 00:19:25,703 --> 00:19:26,903 You are awesome. 513 00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:28,468 And you are smart. 514 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,969 It takes a smart girl to know how awesome I am. 515 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:33,730 - Hey. - Hey. 516 00:19:33,763 --> 00:19:34,996 You okay? 517 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:37,062 Oh, yeah, I'm awesome. 518 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,694 Uh, Dr. Haven -- all yours. 519 00:19:39,723 --> 00:19:42,058 Oh, well, if it makes you feel any better, 520 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:44,056 I don't want her, either. 521 00:19:44,086 --> 00:19:46,921 I'm gonna sign her, but I don't want her. 522 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:50,186 It looks like I owe you a very expensive dinner. 523 00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:52,583 No, I don't think so. 524 00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:54,480 Oh, that's too bad. I was going to try 525 00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:56,479 and talk you into coming back to work for me. 526 00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:59,044 Can I just have the cash? 527 00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:01,374 Oh, there you are. 528 00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:05,475 How did you get away from me, Peter Cottontail? 529 00:20:05,501 --> 00:20:08,903 Lauren, it's okay. We lost the client. 530 00:20:08,932 --> 00:20:13,535 Oh. That is so sad. 531 00:20:13,561 --> 00:20:15,528 I'll get you guys a cab. 532 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:16,692 Thank you. 533 00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:18,625 Come on, drinkie. 534 00:20:18,657 --> 00:20:20,524 Ooh, wait, I just have to get my purse. 535 00:20:20,555 --> 00:20:22,622 Okay. 536 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:30,435 Sync by chocomoon www.addic7ed.com 537 00:20:30,485 --> 00:20:35,035 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37353

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