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I've had this hairstyle for so long
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Do you think it makes me look old?
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Oh no, sweetie.
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It just makes you look like you
have been alive a long time.
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Hey, give me my phone
back, give it back to me
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- Not giving it to you.
- Give it to me!
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- Give it back to me.
- No!
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Hey!
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Danny deleted Scandal before
I had a chance to watch it.
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Gonna teach him about touching other
people's stuff.
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I stole his phone. I think I'll
start by writing this girl
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named hot Julie. Can't make it
tonight and you should get tested.
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OK, you know what? Two can play that game.
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Okay? Haha! Ha, ha... OK, all right.
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And texting your mom.
Finally realized I'm gay.
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Making love to Brett as we speak.
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Oh, Oh, she responded: "we
always knew, say hi to Brett."
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Oh, well guess what?! How about this?
I'm going to tweet all your followers.
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"Help, I'm lonely...
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Please call me
at 313-525-2014."
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What? No, come on! Why did you do that?
I hate that.
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Now everyone is going to be able to uh,
call me at 313-525-2014.
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Hahahaha! Also, I just accepted your Aunt
Patty's request to play "Candy Crush."
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No! Come on, she's divorced and lonely!
Give it back to me alright look.
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I deleted scandal by accident. Okay?
The DVR queue was full because I've been
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catching up on all old shows
that I wanted to watch. Okay?
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I have been watching "Game of Thrones".
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Side note, they should rename that show to:
"Uh, wait, who's that guy, again?"
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I love "Game of Thrones." You know,
the books are so different to the TV show.
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You're British, you know how to read.
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Dude, stop ruining it for me OK?
I hate spoilers.
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Really? I love spoilers. I always want
to know exactly what's going to happen.
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Yeah, but then you miss all
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the big surprise twisty endings.
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Yeah, I've had enough
of those in my life.
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I can still hear my mom now.
"Surprise: I lost my job...
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Surprise: We're homeless.
Surprise: It's your birthday,
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I got you a pet Guinea pig. Oh wait!
Surprise: Turns out it's not a
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Guinea pig, and you might have rabies."
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She got you a birthday rat?
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Yep. Anyway, I-I-I don't...
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I want to know exactly what happens.
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I always need to know there is
going to be a happy ending.
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Oh, that actually reminds me,
I have a massage in 20 minutes.
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I wish I knew if Scandal had
a happy ending this week.
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I mean, my best friend
Scott Foley is in it.
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Dude, you met him one time,
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- he's not your friend alright?
- Really? Oh really, that's hilarious.
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OK, then why'd he answer my tweet today?
me back this morning?
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All I wrote him was: "Found your address
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online. If you don't write back,
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- I'll have to come say hi in person."
- You know, I can't wait until they make
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a Lifetime movie of your life called:
"How I Stalked and Killed Scott Foley"
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I wonder, I wonder who
is going to play you?
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I bet it's going to be Ellen Page.
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- Oh fun, you're a funny guy.
- Okay.
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- Funny guy, you hate spoilers, do ya?
- Yeah...
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What TV shows are you
watching these days? Huh?
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"Empire?"
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Yeah, I like Empire. You know
I like that show. I, uh, I...
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We don't get service over there.
Hey, hello. Hello?
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Missed your chance.
Oh, it's another phone call.
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Listen man, You really shouldn't
have done that, okay?
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And yes I watch "Empire". I love that show.
I love any show with uh, lead
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character named Cookie.
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So far, it's pretty much just
"Empire" and "Sesame Street."
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I was uh, thinking of catching up
on Wednesday's episode tonight.
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Look, don't bother. You see
Lucious is out of prison,
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Cookie and Hakeem form their new label.
Lucious teamed up to double cross everybody
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with Kitty Booboo. And at the end
Lucious steals Hakeem's Latina
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girl group, and buys all the
radio stations in the country,
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and tells Cookie he's not going to play
any of her music, but Cookie
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says that you can't keep Cookie down.
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Man, I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to kill you.
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Alright no!. That's why you got to watch
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stuff right when it comes out. Live.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Hey... Baseball playoffs update.
Cardinals beating the Cubs 1-0.
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Dude, why would you talk
to me about baseball.
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You know I don't care about baseball
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That would be like if I
talk to you about fashion.
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Justin, Justin's outfit's playoff.
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Your pants are beating your shirt
"horrible" to "terrible"
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- Oh, don't you listen to him Justin.
- Yeah, I think you're sexy.
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- Oh, don't you listen to her Justin!
- Wait up, did you just call Justin sexy?
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- Heck yeah, I did.
- Hold on, hold on, hold on... one second.
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Wait, one second, hold on. That's a
surprise right here. You... I'm sorry guys
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Candace hit her head and now she doesn't
know what the word sexy means.
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Stay calm, I just want to administer a
test for concussion. Here we go. OK.
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Follow my finger. Follow my finger.
Follow my finger. Not sexy.
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Follow it. Follow it. Follow my finger.
Follow it. Keep following. Keep following.
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Sexyyyy.
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Look, we just wanted you guys to
know that uh, Candace and I we're gonna...
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Try dating. Yeah, uh, I never knew it
was right in front of me this whole time.
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Well, you know it's going to be easy
for me to remember that your
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anniversary is October 9 because uh,
today is also the first day I saw
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Justin Bieber's penis on the Internet.
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Yeah, well, as romantic as that is we are
actually going to start dating tomorrow.
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Well then, I will look at it
again tomorrow then.
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Yeah, then we are waiting until tonight
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at midnight so our
anniversary will be October 10.
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Yeah, see in numerology ten symbolizes
sudden changes and harmony.
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When it comes to harmony, 2, 3, 4...
We always sound better... together
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Ewwww! Was that rehearsed?
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Hell, no, Brett... Yo bitch!
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Come on Danny, you don't
seem too happy for us.
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Yeah, I know, this thing happens
whenever I hear someone sing like that.
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I get a huge headache from a medical
condition I have called "ears"...
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It's no big deal. It's not like I stay at home
fantasizing about how you would react.
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Uh, yes you did. Let's hear it.
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Oh, you would be walking away
when I told you.
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See your knees buckle a little bit.
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They'd pinch in and say
"Yeah, this is real."
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Yeah. And you'd smile big but not with
your mouth but with your eyes,
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the way you do when you see a
new puppy or an Asian girl with blond hair.
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I do love both of those things.
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And you'd say "congrats" and
I'd say "yeah I'm a lucky guy."
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And you would say
"no. Justin, look at me...
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she's a lucky girl. She's a
lucky, lucky girl."
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Then we would hug and go out and celebrate.
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- Can I go with you?
- If you want to.
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Attention, bar! Leslie has asked
me to give her
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a big introduction. Ladies and gentleman!
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You know her as the "Happy Hour
Hurricane", the "Booty and the Beast"...
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Weighing in at 100 and whatever
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will not get me bitch-slapped...
Leslie "New Haircut" Burton!
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Oh my God, you look awesome!
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Thanks, I feel great about it.
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I would've been here sooner but I
was in my car, crying.
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So, call it Brett, do I get the gay
man's seal of approval?
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Well, on behalf of gays everywhere, I
officially upgrade your haircut from
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"Shaggy Dog" to "Fierce Bitch".
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Alright, let's hear it Bursk...
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I'm sorry, I'm texting with my girlfriend.
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Whatever, I think I look great.
I think this might be my thing for a while.
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Well, that's the same way I feel
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about having sex with very tall women.
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Yeah, you heard me.
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Wait, that girl is dating you?
And she knows it?
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Yeah. She just thinks I'm cool
and classy and smart.
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But you're none of those things...
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I know! Hahaha!
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Sorry, I can't get my mom off the phone.
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I'll be right back. I can't
wait to meet Adam's best friends.
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Who the hell is Adam?
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- Adam's my first name.
- Riiiiiiight.
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I can't believe we start
dating in a few minutes.
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Well, when we do, I have a
huge surprise for you.
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Hey, I've seen you in bike shorts,
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it's a medium sized surprise.
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Isn't this great. I mean, Justin and
I are getting together.
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Burski has a girlfriend.
Leslie is serious with Mike.
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Shelly is already on
that giant woman's lap.
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Even Brett's found a guy.
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Yep, I found the guy and
it is quite titillating.
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He's uh, recently divorced
and not sure he is gay yet.
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- Have you had sex?
- Yeah.
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He's pretty sure.
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- Like everybody found a special someone.
- Oh, not everyone... Hahaha. Ow!
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Can't believe I get to date my best friend.
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I mean, I guess it's not that crazy.
I haven't dated my worst enemy, so...
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Raccoon who stole my hat yesterday,
you're not getting any of this.
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You guys know dating a friend
makes it immediately more serious.
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Yeah, but Justin has just has
as much at risk as I do.
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Mmmmmmhhh!...
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What was that? What was that noise?
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Well I, I didn't make any noise.
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Yes you did!
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You made a noise right after she said I
have just as much to risk as she does.
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Mmmmmmhhh!...
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What are you doing?
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Look, I-I, we're just talking.
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Danny, what did I just say? I need spoilers.
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So, if you know how this is
gonna go, you have to tell me.
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Well, uh, look, I mean, I mean it's
not a huge deal. It's just, you know, uh,
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Maybe you do have a little more to lose
than Justin because, I mean we have all
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known him and been friends with him way
longer than we've known you so if you guys
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do break up, I mean, he would
probably get to keep the friends.
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Okay, uh, but who's to say what
the future holds you know?
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Maybe later today, Danny will get
hit by a bus. Fingers crossed.
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Yeah, uh, I'm not worried about that
because you guys were friends with
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Nicki before she started dating Justin
and you guys are all still tight, right?
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- [All] Mmmmmmhhh!...
- Hey! Stop making that noise!
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Look at me. Look at me. Here it is.
Ten seconds 'til we're dating.
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Look, every day we spend together
will be better than the last right?
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Four,
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three, two,
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- Uh, Justin um, we should talk.
- Flowers and champagne for the new couple?
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TV's Scott Foley!
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I know, it's exciting.
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Once my best pal, Justin here told me
he was in a new relationship,
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I just knew I had to come down here.
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Well...
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There's a little bit of a speed bump.
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Oh, man. Well, uh.. Look on the
bright side: I'm still on "Scandal."
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This is just like when I was
a little boy and my mom told me
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I had to get my appendix out.
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I felt like I was losing part of
myself and I couldn't stop crying.
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She told me to write a note.
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You know what that
note to my appendix said?
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What did it say?
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"I can't believe you don't
want to be with me."
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Justin! I'm not your appendix okay?.
I would never say that to you!
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But, I just didn't realize how much
is at stake until Danny
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- said all that stuff.
- You're welcome.
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I just need to go on one
of my thinking walks.
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Sweetie, this is Detroit. You know my
rule about your night time thinking walks.
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Take your thinking bat.
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Justin, I'll be back in a few.
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Take all the time you need.
I'll be here.
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Oh man, sorry, dude, that's a bummer.
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So it seems like one of
those things that just
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happens and is definitely
no one's fault though
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You better hope this works out.
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Or I'm going to murder you.
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Yeah, why'd you mess with
his relationship, man?
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He's just depressed because he's the
only one of us who isn't with anybody.
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Yeah, she's actually right you know.
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It is kind of hard for me to find someone
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Oh wait a second...
Hey, pretty girl near the bar,
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- You want to go out sometime?
- Sure.
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Oh look at that, I just turned my life
around!
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All I did was tell the
truth to Candace okay?
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That's all I always do, tell
the truth to my friends
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Well, how would you like it if I started
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- telling the truth all the time?
- I'd love it. Are you serious?
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I'd actually love it I would love for you
to tell me the truth the whole time okay?
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But be careful, be careful okay?
Because you know the saying okay?
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If you are throwing
truth stones and have
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a truth house and throwing
around truth stones?
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Oh, you do not want to get in
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a truth battle with me, my friend.
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Hahahaha! That made me laugh.
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Truth: I pee in our shower.
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Truth: so do I.
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OK, truth: every time I've
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texted you back "lol,"
I never laugh out loud.
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Never once.
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Truth: you look like Sam the eagle
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from the Muppets and the lead
singer from Creed had a baby
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Truth: your body looks like a
big bag of mayonnaise.
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You know, I don't
have time for this!
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I'm gonna go get Candace.
I've got to talk to her alright?
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Truth: you know you think you are the
star around here?
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Guess what? Bridgit Mendler
is more famous than you. Here!
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Truth! That actually hurt my
feelings a little bit.
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I need one reason why
that girl is with him.
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Okay, I'll give you four: green
card, hired escort, organ theft,
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or most likely, Burski
created her using a 3-D printer.
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Or maybe she is trying to get
back at her dad.
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But then she should do what
most pretty white girls do:
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get a tattoo or have a biracial baby.
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I got this. Hey Karli or Jan or whatever
the hell your name is.
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Um, I got a question. Do you
know there are other men?
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- What?
- I'm out of ideas.
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Yeah, maybe we should head out.
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I don't understand how a girl
like that ends up with him.
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Here is my shoulder, one step
at a time at a time, please.
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Oooohhh! God! She thinks he's blind!
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I'll see you later.
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- I'm just kidding.
- Okay.
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Okay, uh, before you judge me let me
explain how this happened.
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- Too late, guilty.
- I didn't do it on purpose.
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I got my eyes dilated. Carly helped me
sit down, and we hit it off.
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I didn't know she thought I was
blind until later that night.
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I just thought she liked holding my arm
and leading me around the park.
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And describing what trees look like.
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- Why didn't you just tell her?
- I panicked Leslie and by then it was
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- too late to say anything.
- Has she asked you why you wear glasses?
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Yeah, uh, I said I wear them ironically.
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I figured it shows I have a good
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sense of humor about my blindness.
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I don't know, I really like this girl. You
guys gotta help me find a way to tell her
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the truth without losing her.
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Well, you could just tell her that
you are a lying disgusting pig
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that took advantage of a woman's mistakes.
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No, that's not it.
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Uh, you could tell her you
have an evil twin.
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I actually do have a twin.
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He is struggling with crystal
meth. I don't see him often.
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Oh, because of the drugs?
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Oh no.
He travels a lot. He's an airline pilot
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Look, I went out to get you because
I figured out a way to fix this.
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Now, you know how you need
spoilers and you need to know
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there's a happy ending?
Well, what if I could guarantee, that
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even if we don't work out, you
won't lose all your friends?
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- How?
- Simple. We...
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Have a friend draft.
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We take turns selecting friends
until everyone's divvied up.
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This way, if we break up,
those are the friends you keep.
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What I like about this idea is that it
definitely won't end in hurt feelings.
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Yeah, you know what? Shelly's right.
No matter what happens one team will lose
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unless someone here knows
a way to make two Dannys.
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No one wants two Dannys.
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00:22:36,518 --> 00:22:38,666
Yeah, you're right, you know what? Two
Danny's isn't enough Danny's
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You need more Dannys. Okay?
You'd need a work Danny,
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a home Danny, you need a party Danny,
Malibu beach Danny,
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you need a, you need a, you need a
granny Danny
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to help with the kids. You need a nanny
Danny to help with the granny Danny.
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And then you also need a Danny Glover
Danny. He's too old for this crap.
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00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:57,291
Oh! And you know what? You know what
would be really cool is to have an
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international super villain Danny.
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Hey, I have put a bomb inside your house
and it will go off if you do not blow up
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Mount Rushmore. Ahahaha!
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00:23:06,269 --> 00:23:10,260
Wundabar and Gutentag.
But do-o-o-n't worry! Ok?
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There's also a secret agent CIA Danny
and he's going to save the day.
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Bam!, Give me the gun! No! No! No!
That's my gun! No it's my gun.
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I'm the real Danny! No, I'm the real Danny.
I'm for real Danny! Ahahaha!
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- What, what was this bit here?
- Oh, I took out the clip of the gun and I
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took the bullet out of the chamber and
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slid it across the floor
and it went into a pool.
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Alright.
Okay, ignore him, alright.
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Enough of that stuff. Let's get to
more mature matters. Alright?
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A pool? Uh...
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Where'd you find a spy with a pool?
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We are at a rich guy's
house. They are the most evil.
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Let's get to more mature stuff.
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Welcome everybody to the 2015 friend draft.
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- Dude. Hey, man!
- Shhhh!
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00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,525
Candace will make the first selection.
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00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,275
Okay, I have to lay more
truth on you. Okay?
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00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,314
Guess what? It's not going
to achieve anything.
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00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,643
Nobody cares about your stupid
friend draft especially Candace.
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00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:13,932
- Leslie, I'll take Leslie.
- I'll take Brett!
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00:24:13,956 --> 00:24:14,861
- I'll take Shelly!
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00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:19,842
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoooahhhh.
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00:24:19,882 --> 00:24:21,202
You guys probably figured that since
I was making fun of the friend draft
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00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:23,905
that I'm not going to be a part of
the friend draft. But...
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00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:27,038
There's a surprise ending like The Sixth Sense, okay?
Turns out I am going to be in the friend
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00:24:27,062 --> 00:24:28,061
draft alright?
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00:24:28,086 --> 00:24:32,366
- So, go ahead and pick me Justin.
- I will take my best friend,
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- TV's Scott Foley.
- Great choice!
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00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,764
I'm great in an ensemble!
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00:24:41,694 --> 00:24:43,694
Yeah, yeah!
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00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,960
Okay, okay!
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00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:51,006
Hey. You are not wrestling. Hey, hey, hey.
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00:24:51,015 --> 00:24:54,131
Hey, hey, hey, hey... Cute! Not wrestling.
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00:24:54,141 --> 00:24:56,616
And you didn't get any, you didn't
accomplish anything. Okay?
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00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:59,717
The only thing you did accomplish is now
Shelly knows you like Brett better than him
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00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:02,155
No, no, I only picked Brett first and
then I'd move on to Shelly.
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00:25:02,179 --> 00:25:03,716
Shelly understands.
Isn't that right Shelly?
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00:25:03,748 --> 00:25:06,147
I'm going to answer that by
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00:25:06,195 --> 00:25:10,795
saying something my grandma
said to my grand father every morning.
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I hope you die today.
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00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:18,280
- Can you believe this crap?
- I was the first overall pick,
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00:25:18,305 --> 00:25:22,335
- so you all can suck it.
- Oh! Big words from the
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00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,545
Justin Bieber haircut over here.
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00:25:28,099 --> 00:25:29,647
You know, I was there when Felicity cut
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00:25:29,672 --> 00:25:31,483
her hair, so I know about mistakes.
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00:25:35,092 --> 00:25:37,030
You shut your mouth, Scott Foley!
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00:25:37,063 --> 00:25:38,733
Hey! TV's Scott Foley!
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00:25:38,758 --> 00:25:45,951
- TV's Scott!
- Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
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00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:50,176
I like it, I like it a lot.
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00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:55,947
That wasn't rehearsed.
355
00:25:55,972 --> 00:26:01,322
Okay, come here. We're
not even dating yet, and
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00:26:01,347 --> 00:26:03,002
look what this is doing to us.
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00:26:09,213 --> 00:26:11,213
Let's go crazy.
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00:26:12,057 --> 00:26:13,783
Okay, look
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00:26:16,192 --> 00:26:18,353
You guys obviously don't understand.
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00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,580
Look, I grew up on the streets.
Okay? I was completely alone.
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00:26:21,605 --> 00:26:24,783
- I didn't have anybody.
- Didn't you have a street friend?
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00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:29,892
Yes, but she tried to stab me!
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00:26:31,517 --> 00:26:33,205
So I finally built this life for
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00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:37,627
myself with all of you amazing people
and I don't want to risk losing that.
365
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:42,236
I don't wanna us to risk
losing you as a friend. So,
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00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:48,001
I'm not saying never I'm sorry but I don't
think I can date you right now.
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00:26:48,033 --> 00:26:51,500
- I'm so sorry.
- No, that's OK. You know...
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00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:55,853
Just, when you're ready I will be
here waiting for you whether it
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00:26:55,878 --> 00:26:58,814
is one day from now or two days from now.
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00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,642
You guys know when you're really bummed out
371
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,470
and sometimes you have a sad song in your
head?
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00:27:18,548 --> 00:27:20,414
Well, here's the thing:
that sound didn't
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00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,438
work for me because I'm sad.
I'm really sad!
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00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:44,158
Look, we were friends yesterday,
and we're still friends today,
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00:27:44,183 --> 00:27:48,556
so I just want
to squash any weirdness.
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00:27:48,581 --> 00:27:50,673
Weirdness squashed. Thanks, Justin.
377
00:27:50,698 --> 00:27:53,127
Bring it in. Sorry, too intimate.
378
00:27:54,321 --> 00:28:00,345
That's too formal. Fist bump?
Here we go. Aha!
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00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:13,619
Haha! Your fist is really warm.
It's like a loaf of bread.
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00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:19,088
I bet it smells good too.
I didn't need to smell your fist.
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00:28:20,288 --> 00:28:22,648
You normally only hear that in prison.
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00:28:32,664 --> 00:28:34,648
You like that sigh, Daniel?
383
00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:39,744
That's your handy work. Nothing's
sadder than a sighing bag of mayonnaise.
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00:28:43,196 --> 00:28:45,103
Candace is just as bad.
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00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:49,001
Have you ever seen a more
depressing relationship?
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00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:53,993
Well yeah, you just have to
pivot your chair and look that way.
387
00:29:02,393 --> 00:29:07,317
Blue is my favorite color.
Blue is my favorite.
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00:29:07,342 --> 00:29:09,295
I wish you could
see the color blue.
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00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:11,700
Yeah, that's the color I
feel like I always miss
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00:29:11,873 --> 00:29:16,029
Listen Karli, um, there's something
I need to be honest with you about.
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00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,552
Oh good, because honesty is
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00:29:17,577 --> 00:29:20,880
so important to me. Honesty from
the start or I am outta here, y'know?
393
00:29:20,905 --> 00:29:22,325
Yep, I do know.
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00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:26,216
For both of us from the start.
And that's why I want you to
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00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:29,919
consider right now, from this
moment on, as the start of us.
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00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:33,904
- Agreed?
- I think the start was when we met?
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00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,833
No, I mean call me a romantic, but I
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00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:41,786
think of that as the beginning.
This is the start of us.
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00:29:42,237 --> 00:29:44,122
Then honesty from the beginning.
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00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,356
That's not what you said.
401
00:29:48,183 --> 00:29:49,566
I can't take this anymore.
402
00:29:52,897 --> 00:30:01,652
Oh my god! Those are the greatest
things I've ever seen.
403
00:30:03,056 --> 00:30:06,158
I mean those are the
greatest things sensed.
404
00:30:06,246 --> 00:30:09,356
You're not blind? We're done.
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00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,848
Lose my number.
406
00:30:12,802 --> 00:30:16,301
Why did you do that, Leslie?
I was just about to tell her. I like her.
407
00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:22,590
- Can you believe him?
- What?
408
00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:26,098
I can't believe you used
your boozems for evil.
409
00:30:28,491 --> 00:30:32,207
You know with a great rack
comes great responsibility.
410
00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,535
You only did that because you're jealous.
411
00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:42,106
Can you believe these two Shelly?
They're like some weird brother
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00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:45,363
sister team that ruins
their friends' relationships.
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00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:48,543
We have been over this.
When it comes to Justin and
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00:30:48,568 --> 00:30:51,137
Candace it's not my fault
all I did was tell the truth.
415
00:30:51,162 --> 00:30:54,082
Oh, so you still want
to hide behind the truth.
416
00:30:54,524 --> 00:30:56,770
Well, truth battle, Danny.
417
00:30:58,434 --> 00:31:01,715
Okay, alright. No big deal.
Truth battle accepted okay?
418
00:31:01,748 --> 00:31:04,822
Your voice it sounds like
you're an old Southern lady.
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00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,204
Well I never!
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00:31:17,337 --> 00:31:22,572
Truth! you're my friend and I love you.
421
00:31:24,651 --> 00:31:29,392
Truth, you're playing the truth battle
wrong and making me feel so bad.
422
00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:36,759
Look Danny! That's because you deserve it.
Listen mate, any one of us could have told
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00:31:36,784 --> 00:31:40,009
Candace that relationships die
out after five months or
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00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:44,033
it is much riskier dating a friend.
But no-one said anything
425
00:31:44,058 --> 00:31:47,517
because sometimes being a good
friend is about the things you don't say.
426
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,478
I'm the worst.
427
00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,876
I feel so bad about what I did.
428
00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:57,916
Aw, Les it'll grow back.
429
00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,533
- Hey.
- Why did you do that?
430
00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:16,486
- You have a boyfriend.
- Every time I see you you make
431
00:32:16,511 --> 00:32:20,267
some crude comment about how
great my body is or how hot I am.
432
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,338
Do you have any idea how that feels like?
433
00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:23,970
It's awesome.
434
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,697
I just even when I wake up
435
00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:31,111
feeling crappy about myself I
know you are here to pick me up
436
00:32:31,136 --> 00:32:36,088
and I know it is so selfish
but I'm afraid of losing that.
437
00:32:37,437 --> 00:32:39,971
Nope, you're not going to lose that.
438
00:32:40,197 --> 00:32:42,072
I mean you're with Mike I know,
439
00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,783
but I really believe we are going
to end up together.
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00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,017
You know that every girl that
441
00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:51,666
I'm with is just practice for you?
442
00:32:55,153 --> 00:32:58,345
That's so sweet. Can you
just end that thought
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00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:00,213
right there without ruining it?
444
00:33:00,822 --> 00:33:04,361
I can, however...
445
00:33:05,709 --> 00:33:09,369
I don't really want to. Leslie, you see
if I date enough girls I will be
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00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,769
so much better at sex for you.
I mean I'm
447
00:33:11,794 --> 00:33:14,699
practicing alone but
it's just not the same.
448
00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:21,097
And we're back.
449
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:24,637
I called Karli. I told her how
great you are and
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00:33:24,661 --> 00:33:29,152
this is all my fault. I am so sorry.
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00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:37,378
Apology accepted.
452
00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:40,902
Uhhhh, Leslie, I never told you I
453
00:33:40,927 --> 00:33:43,894
actually really like your haircut.
454
00:33:43,927 --> 00:33:48,247
I think it compliments your eyes and makes
you look even more beautiful.
455
00:33:50,068 --> 00:33:51,543
Thanks.
456
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,324
Yeah, I'll call you back.
457
00:33:58,597 --> 00:34:01,261
Hey uh, I'm glad you're here.
We gotta talk.
458
00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:04,901
- Danny, what do you want?
- Look uh, you know that gross word that
459
00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:08,393
you're supposed to use if you feel
really badly about hurt your
460
00:34:08,426 --> 00:34:12,285
- best friend's feelings?
- Apologize?
461
00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:14,152
Ouch. Yeah, that's the word.
462
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,416
Look, when I was a younger,
when I was a kid I hated
463
00:34:18,441 --> 00:34:20,346
using that word because
it made me feel weak.
464
00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:24,619
You know? So my mom let me substitute the
name of my favorite "Star Wars" character
465
00:34:25,924 --> 00:34:27,682
Why are you telling me this?
466
00:34:27,707 --> 00:34:32,572
Because Justin, I want you to know
from the bottom of my heart
467
00:34:32,828 --> 00:34:34,104
I Chewbacca.
468
00:34:39,908 --> 00:34:42,627
I really do, I can't Chewbacca enough
469
00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:47,697
I want you to know and I'm asking you,
470
00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:53,369
please in all
seriousness accept my Chewbacca.
471
00:34:58,421 --> 00:35:01,502
- You're an idiot.
- Dude, I just want you to
472
00:35:01,527 --> 00:35:05,854
be happy man. I want you to be happy.
And look, be selfish for once. Okay?
473
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,221
Candace, you know that she likes you
so go convince her to go for it.
474
00:35:09,246 --> 00:35:12,963
I wish I could. But Candace
is right you know?
475
00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:17,104
It's too much of a risk for her.
I can't force her into something
476
00:35:17,129 --> 00:35:19,736
like that. I care about her too much.
477
00:35:22,105 --> 00:35:25,924
Okay man, Fine. I'll just
uh I'll leave you to it.
478
00:35:26,285 --> 00:35:28,611
I want to let you know I'm going
to go on record,
479
00:35:30,403 --> 00:35:32,650
I think you're making a huge Jar Jar Binks.
480
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,041
Yeah, perfect, let me call you back.
481
00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:54,565
Stop calling me. Yeah, I'm in
the middle of something.
482
00:35:54,714 --> 00:35:58,041
Thank you. Okay, bye. Great. I don't... Bye
483
00:35:59,531 --> 00:36:01,393
I'm going to have to change my number.
484
00:36:04,057 --> 00:36:05,401
What are you guys doing?
485
00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:09,018
Watching Candace and Justin
steal stolen glances at each other.
486
00:36:41,390 --> 00:36:43,335
Alright, how long is this supposed to last?
487
00:36:45,172 --> 00:36:49,102
Well, if the past two hours
are any indication, forever.
488
00:36:51,109 --> 00:36:55,101
And now everyone's gonna
have to watch this all year long.
489
00:36:56,921 --> 00:36:58,812
I love a good "will they, won't they."
490
00:36:59,171 --> 00:37:01,129
It worked great on "Cheers" and "Friends."
491
00:37:02,022 --> 00:37:04,132
Come on man, I love "Friends."
Stop with the spoilers!
492
00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:07,257
- Don't ruin it for me.
- Ross and Rachel end up together.
493
00:37:09,589 --> 00:37:11,320
Which one's Rachel?
494
00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,198
Any of us watching this knows they're
gonna end up together eventually.
495
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:20,007
Yep, but thanks to Danny we have to
wait. This could easily last all winter.
496
00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:24,772
You mean that we have to sit here and
watch this repetitive junk all season?
497
00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:36,467
Dude, everyone I can't take this anymore.
Hey Candace, guess what?
498
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,194
At first I thought it was Justin's fault
499
00:37:38,219 --> 00:37:40,710
that you two didn't wind
up together because uh,
500
00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:43,975
he was too much of a jerk and
wuss to not push you into it.
501
00:37:45,058 --> 00:37:47,194
He always puts other people before himself.
502
00:37:47,219 --> 00:37:50,647
Yeah, I know, it's his worst quality and
I'm trying to break him of it.
503
00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,433
But, none of that matters
actually because It
504
00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,263
turns out it's not his fault.
It's your fault.
505
00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:58,749
I don't care that it hurts
your feelings that I call you a
506
00:37:58,774 --> 00:38:00,936
chicken Candace, because
that's what you are.
507
00:38:00,961 --> 00:38:04,130
You are a huge chicken. And
I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings
508
00:38:04,155 --> 00:38:07,210
Actually, you know what? I'm not gonna
Chewbacca if it hurts your feelings.
509
00:38:09,628 --> 00:38:12,038
I don't Chewbacca, I don't
Chewbacca at all.
510
00:38:15,614 --> 00:38:17,889
I'm not a chicken, Danny.
511
00:38:18,404 --> 00:38:20,968
You know what? That's the
funny thing about chickens,
512
00:38:22,536 --> 00:38:24,585
you can't really convince
them about anything.
513
00:38:25,165 --> 00:38:28,405
You can't You've got to force them
into stuff So, I've got an idea.
514
00:38:28,430 --> 00:38:31,491
You know what my cheesiest
move is to pick up girls?
515
00:38:31,530 --> 00:38:33,030
Is it the way you dress like
you're my age even though you're
516
00:38:33,055 --> 00:38:34,757
closer to my dad's age?
517
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:42,421
Okay, stop guessing, I'm just
going to tell you actually, uh...
518
00:38:44,483 --> 00:38:47,357
So, the cheesiest move is called the
519
00:38:47,382 --> 00:38:52,163
chemistry test. Funny thing about the
chemistry test is that it's very real. OK?
520
00:38:52,188 --> 00:38:54,303
Now, when you have a connection with
someone and you like them
521
00:38:54,328 --> 00:38:57,069
and you get into their personal
space, really close
522
00:38:57,094 --> 00:38:59,085
I mean really close
you can't not kiss them.
523
00:39:00,312 --> 00:39:01,522
You can't not kiss them.
524
00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:06,397
- What if we don't kiss?
- Then I guess, you're probably not
525
00:39:06,422 --> 00:39:11,139
- meant to be together anyway.
- Oh, this is suspenseful.
526
00:39:15,303 --> 00:39:17,585
Danny, I thought you're the one who
said that if...
527
00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:20,358
Yeah, "if it doesn't work out, then
you know what, you may not be close
528
00:39:20,383 --> 00:39:21,757
with us anymore." And that's true.
529
00:39:22,388 --> 00:39:24,767
Danny, leave her alone!!!
You're making her uncomfortable!
530
00:39:32,574 --> 00:39:38,564
Look, Candace, I know you love
spoilers and I know you want me to
531
00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:41,491
promise there's gonna be a happy
ending, but I can't do that.
532
00:39:41,516 --> 00:39:45,185
That's for you to decide if
Justin is worth the risk or not.
533
00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:47,912
I'm so sorry, he shouldn't put you...
534
00:39:56,467 --> 00:40:01,298
- So, does this mean we're dating?
- Yeah.
535
00:40:04,212 --> 00:40:07,233
- I'm a lucky guy.
- No, no, no, no, no!
536
00:40:09,617 --> 00:40:11,618
She's a lucky girl.
537
00:40:17,102 --> 00:40:22,609
She's a lucky, lucky girl.
538
00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:30,570
I'm a lucky guy.
539
00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,038
No, no, no. No, no, no, no.
540
00:40:34,788 --> 00:40:36,788
No, no, no, no, no!
541
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:45,570
She's a lucky girl. A lucky, lucky girl.
542
00:41:24,441 --> 00:41:30,393
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