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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,828 --> 00:00:05,639 I've had this hairstyle for so long 2 00:00:05,664 --> 00:00:07,125 Do you think it makes me look old? 3 00:00:07,150 --> 00:00:08,492 Oh no, sweetie. 4 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:12,054 It just makes you look like you have been alive a long time. 5 00:00:13,685 --> 00:00:15,367 Hey, give me my phone back, give it back to me 6 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,914 - Not giving it to you. - Give it to me! 7 00:00:17,939 --> 00:00:19,460 - Give it back to me. - No! 8 00:00:19,484 --> 00:00:20,296 Hey! 9 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,632 Danny deleted Scandal before I had a chance to watch it. 10 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,351 Gonna teach him about touching other people's stuff. 11 00:00:24,376 --> 00:00:26,476 I stole his phone. I think I'll start by writing this girl 12 00:00:26,501 --> 00:00:31,773 named hot Julie. Can't make it tonight and you should get tested. 13 00:00:34,218 --> 00:00:36,164 OK, you know what? Two can play that game. 14 00:00:36,189 --> 00:00:38,820 Okay? Haha! Ha, ha... OK, all right. 15 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:42,249 And texting your mom. Finally realized I'm gay. 16 00:00:42,274 --> 00:00:44,078 Making love to Brett as we speak. 17 00:00:46,051 --> 00:00:49,062 Oh, Oh, she responded: "we always knew, say hi to Brett." 18 00:00:50,207 --> 00:00:53,242 Oh, well guess what?! How about this? I'm going to tweet all your followers. 19 00:00:53,423 --> 00:00:55,601 "Help, I'm lonely... 20 00:00:55,626 --> 00:01:03,398 Please call me at 313-525-2014." 21 00:01:03,598 --> 00:01:07,101 What? No, come on! Why did you do that? I hate that. 22 00:01:07,148 --> 00:01:14,125 Now everyone is going to be able to uh, call me at 313-525-2014. 23 00:01:17,046 --> 00:01:21,437 Hahahaha! Also, I just accepted your Aunt Patty's request to play "Candy Crush." 24 00:01:21,462 --> 00:01:25,148 No! Come on, she's divorced and lonely! Give it back to me alright look. 25 00:01:25,173 --> 00:01:29,835 I deleted scandal by accident. Okay? The DVR queue was full because I've been 26 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:33,000 catching up on all old shows that I wanted to watch. Okay? 27 00:01:33,025 --> 00:01:34,750 I have been watching "Game of Thrones". 28 00:01:34,782 --> 00:01:38,905 Side note, they should rename that show to: "Uh, wait, who's that guy, again?" 29 00:01:40,929 --> 00:01:44,195 I love "Game of Thrones." You know, the books are so different to the TV show. 30 00:01:45,564 --> 00:01:47,062 You're British, you know how to read. 31 00:01:48,414 --> 00:01:51,672 Dude, stop ruining it for me OK? I hate spoilers. 32 00:01:51,697 --> 00:01:55,523 Really? I love spoilers. I always want to know exactly what's going to happen. 33 00:01:55,548 --> 00:01:56,828 Yeah, but then you miss all 34 00:01:56,853 --> 00:01:58,554 the big surprise twisty endings. 35 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,632 Yeah, I've had enough of those in my life. 36 00:02:01,866 --> 00:02:05,562 I can still hear my mom now. "Surprise: I lost my job... 37 00:02:06,972 --> 00:02:10,773 Surprise: We're homeless. Surprise: It's your birthday, 38 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,592 I got you a pet Guinea pig. Oh wait! Surprise: Turns out it's not a 39 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:18,914 Guinea pig, and you might have rabies." 40 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,607 She got you a birthday rat? 41 00:02:22,669 --> 00:02:24,604 Yep. Anyway, I-I-I don't... 42 00:02:24,628 --> 00:02:26,628 I want to know exactly what happens. 43 00:02:26,653 --> 00:02:28,726 I always need to know there is going to be a happy ending. 44 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:33,257 Oh, that actually reminds me, I have a massage in 20 minutes. 45 00:02:38,916 --> 00:02:41,445 I wish I knew if Scandal had a happy ending this week. 46 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,437 I mean, my best friend Scott Foley is in it. 47 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,453 Dude, you met him one time, 48 00:02:46,478 --> 00:02:49,367 - he's not your friend alright? - Really? Oh really, that's hilarious. 49 00:02:49,729 --> 00:02:51,750 OK, then why'd he answer my tweet today? me back this morning? 50 00:02:51,775 --> 00:02:53,250 All I wrote him was: "Found your address 51 00:02:53,275 --> 00:02:54,648 online. If you don't write back, 52 00:02:54,673 --> 00:02:59,422 - I'll have to come say hi in person." - You know, I can't wait until they make 53 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:05,195 a Lifetime movie of your life called: "How I Stalked and Killed Scott Foley" 54 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,804 I wonder, I wonder who is going to play you? 55 00:03:07,836 --> 00:03:10,338 I bet it's going to be Ellen Page. 56 00:03:14,881 --> 00:03:18,089 - Oh fun, you're a funny guy. - Okay. 57 00:03:18,122 --> 00:03:22,058 - Funny guy, you hate spoilers, do ya? - Yeah... 58 00:03:22,355 --> 00:03:24,355 What TV shows are you watching these days? Huh? 59 00:03:24,535 --> 00:03:25,660 "Empire?" 60 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:30,222 Yeah, I like Empire. You know I like that show. I, uh, I... 61 00:03:39,268 --> 00:03:44,454 We don't get service over there. Hey, hello. Hello? 62 00:03:45,236 --> 00:03:47,058 Missed your chance. Oh, it's another phone call. 63 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:50,018 Listen man, You really shouldn't have done that, okay? 64 00:03:51,285 --> 00:03:54,840 And yes I watch "Empire". I love that show. I love any show with uh, lead 65 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:56,879 character named Cookie. 66 00:03:57,602 --> 00:04:00,771 So far, it's pretty much just "Empire" and "Sesame Street." 67 00:04:01,832 --> 00:04:05,683 I was uh, thinking of catching up on Wednesday's episode tonight. 68 00:04:06,921 --> 00:04:10,582 Look, don't bother. You see Lucious is out of prison, 69 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:15,463 Cookie and Hakeem form their new label. Lucious teamed up to double cross everybody 70 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:20,011 with Kitty Booboo. And at the end Lucious steals Hakeem's Latina 71 00:04:20,036 --> 00:04:22,566 girl group, and buys all the radio stations in the country, 72 00:04:22,591 --> 00:04:24,511 and tells Cookie he's not going to play any of her music, but Cookie 73 00:04:24,536 --> 00:04:26,769 says that you can't keep Cookie down. 74 00:04:27,459 --> 00:04:29,199 Man, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. 75 00:04:29,224 --> 00:04:32,689 Alright no!. That's why you got to watch 76 00:04:32,714 --> 00:04:40,136 stuff right when it comes out. Live. 77 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:47,363 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 78 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:37,460 Hey... Baseball playoffs update. Cardinals beating the Cubs 1-0. 79 00:06:37,624 --> 00:06:39,608 Dude, why would you talk to me about baseball. 80 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,038 You know I don't care about baseball 81 00:06:41,063 --> 00:06:42,671 That would be like if I talk to you about fashion. 82 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:44,893 Justin, Justin's outfit's playoff. 83 00:06:44,918 --> 00:06:47,257 Your pants are beating your shirt "horrible" to "terrible" 84 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:53,311 - Oh, don't you listen to him Justin. - Yeah, I think you're sexy. 85 00:06:53,368 --> 00:06:59,061 - Oh, don't you listen to her Justin! - Wait up, did you just call Justin sexy? 86 00:06:59,658 --> 00:07:02,796 - Heck yeah, I did. - Hold on, hold on, hold on... one second. 87 00:07:02,821 --> 00:07:05,233 Wait, one second, hold on. That's a surprise right here. You... I'm sorry guys 88 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:09,124 Candace hit her head and now she doesn't know what the word sexy means. 89 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,686 Stay calm, I just want to administer a test for concussion. Here we go. OK. 90 00:07:12,711 --> 00:07:15,733 Follow my finger. Follow my finger. Follow my finger. Not sexy. 91 00:07:15,773 --> 00:07:21,011 Follow it. Follow it. Follow my finger. Follow it. Keep following. Keep following. 92 00:07:21,095 --> 00:07:22,967 Sexyyyy. 93 00:07:24,513 --> 00:07:28,897 Look, we just wanted you guys to know that uh, Candace and I we're gonna... 94 00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:34,506 Try dating. Yeah, uh, I never knew it was right in front of me this whole time. 95 00:07:35,132 --> 00:07:37,342 Well, you know it's going to be easy for me to remember that your 96 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:41,577 anniversary is October 9 because uh, today is also the first day I saw 97 00:07:41,602 --> 00:07:44,155 Justin Bieber's penis on the Internet. 98 00:07:46,874 --> 00:07:52,131 Yeah, well, as romantic as that is we are actually going to start dating tomorrow. 99 00:07:52,445 --> 00:07:55,714 Well then, I will look at it again tomorrow then. 100 00:07:56,568 --> 00:07:59,421 Yeah, then we are waiting until tonight 101 00:07:59,460 --> 00:08:01,796 at midnight so our anniversary will be October 10. 102 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:05,381 Yeah, see in numerology ten symbolizes sudden changes and harmony. 103 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:15,350 When it comes to harmony, 2, 3, 4... We always sound better... together 104 00:08:23,011 --> 00:08:24,991 Ewwww! Was that rehearsed? 105 00:08:25,482 --> 00:08:29,733 Hell, no, Brett... Yo bitch! 106 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:35,233 Come on Danny, you don't seem too happy for us. 107 00:08:35,258 --> 00:08:38,874 Yeah, I know, this thing happens whenever I hear someone sing like that. 108 00:08:38,899 --> 00:08:43,236 I get a huge headache from a medical condition I have called "ears"... 109 00:08:46,035 --> 00:08:49,186 It's no big deal. It's not like I stay at home fantasizing about how you would react. 110 00:08:49,234 --> 00:08:51,368 Uh, yes you did. Let's hear it. 111 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:55,052 Oh, you would be walking away when I told you. 112 00:08:55,506 --> 00:08:58,052 See your knees buckle a little bit. 113 00:08:58,337 --> 00:09:01,606 They'd pinch in and say "Yeah, this is real." 114 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:07,966 Yeah. And you'd smile big but not with your mouth but with your eyes, 115 00:09:08,205 --> 00:09:12,958 the way you do when you see a new puppy or an Asian girl with blond hair. 116 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:18,434 I do love both of those things. 117 00:09:19,975 --> 00:09:23,378 And you'd say "congrats" and I'd say "yeah I'm a lucky guy." 118 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,692 And you would say "no. Justin, look at me... 119 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:33,973 she's a lucky girl. She's a lucky, lucky girl." 120 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,169 Then we would hug and go out and celebrate. 121 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:45,898 - Can I go with you? - If you want to. 122 00:09:57,943 --> 00:10:01,739 Attention, bar! Leslie has asked me to give her 123 00:10:01,764 --> 00:10:08,020 a big introduction. Ladies and gentleman! 124 00:10:08,060 --> 00:10:14,090 You know her as the "Happy Hour Hurricane", the "Booty and the Beast"... 125 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:17,177 Weighing in at 100 and whatever 126 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:23,708 will not get me bitch-slapped... Leslie "New Haircut" Burton! 127 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,691 Oh my God, you look awesome! 128 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,380 Thanks, I feel great about it. 129 00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:38,263 I would've been here sooner but I was in my car, crying. 130 00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:43,356 So, call it Brett, do I get the gay man's seal of approval? 131 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:47,645 Well, on behalf of gays everywhere, I officially upgrade your haircut from 132 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:50,278 "Shaggy Dog" to "Fierce Bitch". 133 00:10:53,344 --> 00:10:56,255 Alright, let's hear it Bursk... 134 00:10:56,318 --> 00:11:00,255 I'm sorry, I'm texting with my girlfriend. 135 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:04,833 Whatever, I think I look great. I think this might be my thing for a while. 136 00:11:05,230 --> 00:11:06,653 Well, that's the same way I feel 137 00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:09,294 about having sex with very tall women. 138 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:15,292 Yeah, you heard me. 139 00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:27,434 Wait, that girl is dating you? And she knows it? 140 00:11:28,579 --> 00:11:31,442 Yeah. She just thinks I'm cool and classy and smart. 141 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,212 But you're none of those things... 142 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,013 I know! Hahaha! 143 00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:41,723 Sorry, I can't get my mom off the phone. 144 00:11:41,748 --> 00:11:44,692 I'll be right back. I can't wait to meet Adam's best friends. 145 00:11:48,335 --> 00:11:50,208 Who the hell is Adam? 146 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:58,327 - Adam's my first name. - Riiiiiiight. 147 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:10,474 I can't believe we start dating in a few minutes. 148 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:12,715 Well, when we do, I have a huge surprise for you. 149 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,421 Hey, I've seen you in bike shorts, 150 00:12:14,446 --> 00:12:17,915 it's a medium sized surprise. 151 00:12:21,764 --> 00:12:25,710 Isn't this great. I mean, Justin and I are getting together. 152 00:12:25,735 --> 00:12:28,983 Burski has a girlfriend. Leslie is serious with Mike. 153 00:12:29,008 --> 00:12:31,976 Shelly is already on that giant woman's lap. 154 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:39,210 Even Brett's found a guy. 155 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:43,226 Yep, I found the guy and it is quite titillating. 156 00:12:43,859 --> 00:12:46,694 He's uh, recently divorced and not sure he is gay yet. 157 00:12:47,788 --> 00:12:50,155 - Have you had sex? - Yeah. 158 00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,203 He's pretty sure. 159 00:12:57,265 --> 00:13:05,124 - Like everybody found a special someone. - Oh, not everyone... Hahaha. Ow! 160 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:10,593 Can't believe I get to date my best friend. 161 00:13:10,893 --> 00:13:15,601 I mean, I guess it's not that crazy. I haven't dated my worst enemy, so... 162 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:19,655 Raccoon who stole my hat yesterday, you're not getting any of this. 163 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:25,343 You guys know dating a friend makes it immediately more serious. 164 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:28,484 Yeah, but Justin has just has as much at risk as I do. 165 00:13:29,023 --> 00:13:30,569 Mmmmmmhhh!... 166 00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,397 What was that? What was that noise? 167 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,585 Well I, I didn't make any noise. 168 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:38,718 Yes you did! 169 00:13:38,743 --> 00:13:42,483 You made a noise right after she said I have just as much to risk as she does. 170 00:13:42,971 --> 00:13:44,658 Mmmmmmhhh!... 171 00:13:47,089 --> 00:13:48,681 What are you doing? 172 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:50,665 Look, I-I, we're just talking. 173 00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:53,001 Danny, what did I just say? I need spoilers. 174 00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:55,642 So, if you know how this is gonna go, you have to tell me. 175 00:13:55,828 --> 00:13:59,844 Well, uh, look, I mean, I mean it's not a huge deal. It's just, you know, uh, 176 00:14:00,367 --> 00:14:03,321 Maybe you do have a little more to lose than Justin because, I mean we have all 177 00:14:03,369 --> 00:14:07,025 known him and been friends with him way longer than we've known you so if you guys 178 00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,876 do break up, I mean, he would probably get to keep the friends. 179 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,056 Okay, uh, but who's to say what the future holds you know? 180 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,915 Maybe later today, Danny will get hit by a bus. Fingers crossed. 181 00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:24,689 Yeah, uh, I'm not worried about that because you guys were friends with 182 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:28,563 Nicki before she started dating Justin and you guys are all still tight, right? 183 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:32,314 - [All] Mmmmmmhhh!... - Hey! Stop making that noise! 184 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:34,626 Look at me. Look at me. Here it is. Ten seconds 'til we're dating. 185 00:14:34,651 --> 00:14:37,595 Look, every day we spend together will be better than the last right? 186 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,290 Four, 187 00:14:38,315 --> 00:14:40,016 three, two, 188 00:14:40,284 --> 00:14:46,552 - Uh, Justin um, we should talk. - Flowers and champagne for the new couple? 189 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,021 TV's Scott Foley! 190 00:14:58,787 --> 00:15:00,357 I know, it's exciting. 191 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:05,216 Once my best pal, Justin here told me he was in a new relationship, 192 00:15:05,241 --> 00:15:06,794 I just knew I had to come down here. 193 00:15:10,106 --> 00:15:11,177 Well... 194 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,919 There's a little bit of a speed bump. 195 00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:23,177 Oh, man. Well, uh.. Look on the bright side: I'm still on "Scandal." 196 00:15:41,822 --> 00:15:43,517 This is just like when I was a little boy and my mom told me 197 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:44,842 I had to get my appendix out. 198 00:15:46,134 --> 00:15:49,150 I felt like I was losing part of myself and I couldn't stop crying. 199 00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:51,861 She told me to write a note. 200 00:15:52,446 --> 00:15:54,517 You know what that note to my appendix said? 201 00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,732 What did it say? 202 00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,689 "I can't believe you don't want to be with me." 203 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:06,806 Justin! I'm not your appendix okay?. I would never say that to you! 204 00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:11,368 But, I just didn't realize how much is at stake until Danny 205 00:16:11,393 --> 00:16:14,900 - said all that stuff. - You're welcome. 206 00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:20,775 I just need to go on one of my thinking walks. 207 00:16:22,777 --> 00:16:27,314 Sweetie, this is Detroit. You know my rule about your night time thinking walks. 208 00:16:27,651 --> 00:16:29,126 Take your thinking bat. 209 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:36,548 Justin, I'll be back in a few. 210 00:16:38,813 --> 00:16:41,775 Take all the time you need. I'll be here. 211 00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:49,267 Oh man, sorry, dude, that's a bummer. 212 00:16:50,021 --> 00:16:51,893 So it seems like one of those things that just 213 00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:54,315 happens and is definitely no one's fault though 214 00:16:58,659 --> 00:17:00,362 You better hope this works out. 215 00:17:01,239 --> 00:17:02,300 Or I'm going to murder you. 216 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,081 Yeah, why'd you mess with his relationship, man? 217 00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:10,660 He's just depressed because he's the only one of us who isn't with anybody. 218 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,768 Yeah, she's actually right you know. 219 00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:15,620 It is kind of hard for me to find someone 220 00:17:15,776 --> 00:17:17,729 Oh wait a second... Hey, pretty girl near the bar, 221 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,518 - You want to go out sometime? - Sure. 222 00:17:20,543 --> 00:17:22,526 Oh look at that, I just turned my life around! 223 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,837 All I did was tell the truth to Candace okay? 224 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,924 That's all I always do, tell the truth to my friends 225 00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:33,237 Well, how would you like it if I started 226 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:34,948 - telling the truth all the time? - I'd love it. Are you serious? 227 00:17:34,973 --> 00:17:37,846 I'd actually love it I would love for you to tell me the truth the whole time okay? 228 00:17:37,871 --> 00:17:41,682 But be careful, be careful okay? Because you know the saying okay? 229 00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:44,378 If you are throwing truth stones and have 230 00:17:44,403 --> 00:17:48,667 a truth house and throwing around truth stones? 231 00:17:57,878 --> 00:17:59,073 Oh, you do not want to get in 232 00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,456 a truth battle with me, my friend. 233 00:18:00,481 --> 00:18:03,502 Hahahaha! That made me laugh. 234 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:07,292 Truth: I pee in our shower. 235 00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:10,932 Truth: so do I. 236 00:18:11,729 --> 00:18:13,198 OK, truth: every time I've 237 00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:16,354 texted you back "lol," I never laugh out loud. 238 00:18:17,774 --> 00:18:19,475 Never once. 239 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:22,892 Truth: you look like Sam the eagle 240 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:26,284 from the Muppets and the lead singer from Creed had a baby 241 00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:32,206 Truth: your body looks like a big bag of mayonnaise. 242 00:18:34,435 --> 00:18:35,682 You know, I don't have time for this! 243 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,846 I'm gonna go get Candace. I've got to talk to her alright? 244 00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:40,846 Truth: you know you think you are the star around here? 245 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:43,807 Guess what? Bridgit Mendler is more famous than you. Here! 246 00:18:50,618 --> 00:18:55,580 Truth! That actually hurt my feelings a little bit. 247 00:19:08,036 --> 00:19:11,074 I need one reason why that girl is with him. 248 00:19:11,113 --> 00:19:16,351 Okay, I'll give you four: green card, hired escort, organ theft, 249 00:19:16,376 --> 00:19:21,074 or most likely, Burski created her using a 3-D printer. 250 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,379 Or maybe she is trying to get back at her dad. 251 00:19:25,412 --> 00:19:27,481 But then she should do what most pretty white girls do: 252 00:19:27,529 --> 00:19:29,840 get a tattoo or have a biracial baby. 253 00:19:32,082 --> 00:19:36,949 I got this. Hey Karli or Jan or whatever the hell your name is. 254 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:41,949 Um, I got a question. Do you know there are other men? 255 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,230 - What? - I'm out of ideas. 256 00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:51,126 Yeah, maybe we should head out. 257 00:19:51,895 --> 00:19:55,462 I don't understand how a girl like that ends up with him. 258 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:59,071 Here is my shoulder, one step at a time at a time, please. 259 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:14,610 Oooohhh! God! She thinks he's blind! 260 00:20:32,173 --> 00:20:33,970 I'll see you later. 261 00:20:33,995 --> 00:20:35,806 - I'm just kidding. - Okay. 262 00:20:41,843 --> 00:20:45,181 Okay, uh, before you judge me let me explain how this happened. 263 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:49,540 - Too late, guilty. - I didn't do it on purpose. 264 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:52,798 I got my eyes dilated. Carly helped me sit down, and we hit it off. 265 00:20:52,823 --> 00:20:54,823 I didn't know she thought I was blind until later that night. 266 00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:57,931 I just thought she liked holding my arm and leading me around the park. 267 00:20:58,676 --> 00:21:01,025 And describing what trees look like. 268 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:04,876 - Why didn't you just tell her? - I panicked Leslie and by then it was 269 00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:08,798 - too late to say anything. - Has she asked you why you wear glasses? 270 00:21:12,533 --> 00:21:15,110 Yeah, uh, I said I wear them ironically. 271 00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:16,298 I figured it shows I have a good 272 00:21:16,323 --> 00:21:17,579 sense of humor about my blindness. 273 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,618 I don't know, I really like this girl. You guys gotta help me find a way to tell her 274 00:21:21,643 --> 00:21:22,564 the truth without losing her. 275 00:21:22,945 --> 00:21:25,759 Well, you could just tell her that you are a lying disgusting pig 276 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,963 that took advantage of a woman's mistakes. 277 00:21:28,861 --> 00:21:30,236 No, that's not it. 278 00:21:31,777 --> 00:21:34,479 Uh, you could tell her you have an evil twin. 279 00:21:34,504 --> 00:21:36,228 I actually do have a twin. 280 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,947 He is struggling with crystal meth. I don't see him often. 281 00:21:40,522 --> 00:21:41,877 Oh, because of the drugs? 282 00:21:41,902 --> 00:21:45,268 Oh no. He travels a lot. He's an airline pilot 283 00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:56,610 Look, I went out to get you because I figured out a way to fix this. 284 00:21:56,635 --> 00:21:59,518 Now, you know how you need spoilers and you need to know 285 00:21:59,550 --> 00:22:02,290 there's a happy ending? Well, what if I could guarantee, that 286 00:22:02,315 --> 00:22:05,010 even if we don't work out, you won't lose all your friends? 287 00:22:06,174 --> 00:22:08,814 - How? - Simple. We... 288 00:22:10,127 --> 00:22:11,885 Have a friend draft. 289 00:22:13,741 --> 00:22:16,174 We take turns selecting friends until everyone's divvied up. 290 00:22:16,199 --> 00:22:19,205 This way, if we break up, those are the friends you keep. 291 00:22:20,322 --> 00:22:24,049 What I like about this idea is that it definitely won't end in hurt feelings. 292 00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:30,697 Yeah, you know what? Shelly's right. No matter what happens one team will lose 293 00:22:30,722 --> 00:22:33,624 unless someone here knows a way to make two Dannys. 294 00:22:35,235 --> 00:22:36,493 No one wants two Dannys. 295 00:22:36,518 --> 00:22:38,666 Yeah, you're right, you know what? Two Danny's isn't enough Danny's 296 00:22:38,722 --> 00:22:41,330 You need more Dannys. Okay? You'd need a work Danny, 297 00:22:41,355 --> 00:22:44,541 a home Danny, you need a party Danny, Malibu beach Danny, 298 00:22:44,566 --> 00:22:48,189 you need a, you need a, you need a granny Danny 299 00:22:48,214 --> 00:22:51,486 to help with the kids. You need a nanny Danny to help with the granny Danny. 300 00:22:51,511 --> 00:22:54,064 And then you also need a Danny Glover Danny. He's too old for this crap. 301 00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:57,291 Oh! And you know what? You know what would be really cool is to have an 302 00:22:57,316 --> 00:22:58,900 international super villain Danny. 303 00:22:58,924 --> 00:23:03,736 Hey, I have put a bomb inside your house and it will go off if you do not blow up 304 00:23:03,746 --> 00:23:06,244 Mount Rushmore. Ahahaha! 305 00:23:06,269 --> 00:23:10,260 Wundabar and Gutentag. But do-o-o-n't worry! Ok? 306 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:13,768 There's also a secret agent CIA Danny and he's going to save the day. 307 00:23:13,808 --> 00:23:16,471 Bam!, Give me the gun! No! No! No! That's my gun! No it's my gun. 308 00:23:16,518 --> 00:23:21,432 I'm the real Danny! No, I'm the real Danny. I'm for real Danny! Ahahaha! 309 00:23:31,575 --> 00:23:35,877 - What, what was this bit here? - Oh, I took out the clip of the gun and I 310 00:23:35,901 --> 00:23:37,033 took the bullet out of the chamber and 311 00:23:37,058 --> 00:23:39,330 slid it across the floor and it went into a pool. 312 00:23:40,547 --> 00:23:42,547 Alright. Okay, ignore him, alright. 313 00:23:42,579 --> 00:23:45,955 Enough of that stuff. Let's get to more mature matters. Alright? 314 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,619 A pool? Uh... 315 00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:50,549 Where'd you find a spy with a pool? 316 00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:53,697 We are at a rich guy's house. They are the most evil. 317 00:23:54,713 --> 00:23:57,096 Let's get to more mature stuff. 318 00:23:57,121 --> 00:24:00,197 Welcome everybody to the 2015 friend draft. 319 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:02,221 - Dude. Hey, man! - Shhhh! 320 00:24:02,245 --> 00:24:03,525 Candace will make the first selection. 321 00:24:03,550 --> 00:24:06,275 Okay, I have to lay more truth on you. Okay? 322 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,314 Guess what? It's not going to achieve anything. 323 00:24:08,339 --> 00:24:11,643 Nobody cares about your stupid friend draft especially Candace. 324 00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:13,932 - Leslie, I'll take Leslie. - I'll take Brett! 325 00:24:13,956 --> 00:24:14,861 - I'll take Shelly! 326 00:24:14,886 --> 00:24:19,842 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoooahhhh. 327 00:24:19,882 --> 00:24:21,202 You guys probably figured that since I was making fun of the friend draft 328 00:24:21,235 --> 00:24:23,905 that I'm not going to be a part of the friend draft. But... 329 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:27,038 There's a surprise ending like The Sixth Sense, okay? Turns out I am going to be in the friend 330 00:24:27,062 --> 00:24:28,061 draft alright? 331 00:24:28,086 --> 00:24:32,366 - So, go ahead and pick me Justin. - I will take my best friend, 332 00:24:32,391 --> 00:24:34,397 - TV's Scott Foley. - Great choice! 333 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,764 I'm great in an ensemble! 334 00:24:41,694 --> 00:24:43,694 Yeah, yeah! 335 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,960 Okay, okay! 336 00:24:49,172 --> 00:24:51,006 Hey. You are not wrestling. Hey, hey, hey. 337 00:24:51,015 --> 00:24:54,131 Hey, hey, hey, hey... Cute! Not wrestling. 338 00:24:54,141 --> 00:24:56,616 And you didn't get any, you didn't accomplish anything. Okay? 339 00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:59,717 The only thing you did accomplish is now Shelly knows you like Brett better than him 340 00:24:59,741 --> 00:25:02,155 No, no, I only picked Brett first and then I'd move on to Shelly. 341 00:25:02,179 --> 00:25:03,716 Shelly understands. Isn't that right Shelly? 342 00:25:03,748 --> 00:25:06,147 I'm going to answer that by 343 00:25:06,195 --> 00:25:10,795 saying something my grandma said to my grand father every morning. 344 00:25:11,186 --> 00:25:12,749 I hope you die today. 345 00:25:13,779 --> 00:25:18,280 - Can you believe this crap? - I was the first overall pick, 346 00:25:18,305 --> 00:25:22,335 - so you all can suck it. - Oh! Big words from the 347 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,545 Justin Bieber haircut over here. 348 00:25:28,099 --> 00:25:29,647 You know, I was there when Felicity cut 349 00:25:29,672 --> 00:25:31,483 her hair, so I know about mistakes. 350 00:25:35,092 --> 00:25:37,030 You shut your mouth, Scott Foley! 351 00:25:37,063 --> 00:25:38,733 Hey! TV's Scott Foley! 352 00:25:38,758 --> 00:25:45,951 - TV's Scott! - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! 353 00:25:46,540 --> 00:25:50,176 I like it, I like it a lot. 354 00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:55,947 That wasn't rehearsed. 355 00:25:55,972 --> 00:26:01,322 Okay, come here. We're not even dating yet, and 356 00:26:01,347 --> 00:26:03,002 look what this is doing to us. 357 00:26:09,213 --> 00:26:11,213 Let's go crazy. 358 00:26:12,057 --> 00:26:13,783 Okay, look 359 00:26:16,192 --> 00:26:18,353 You guys obviously don't understand. 360 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,580 Look, I grew up on the streets. Okay? I was completely alone. 361 00:26:21,605 --> 00:26:24,783 - I didn't have anybody. - Didn't you have a street friend? 362 00:26:27,295 --> 00:26:29,892 Yes, but she tried to stab me! 363 00:26:31,517 --> 00:26:33,205 So I finally built this life for 364 00:26:33,230 --> 00:26:37,627 myself with all of you amazing people and I don't want to risk losing that. 365 00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:42,236 I don't wanna us to risk losing you as a friend. So, 366 00:26:43,415 --> 00:26:48,001 I'm not saying never I'm sorry but I don't think I can date you right now. 367 00:26:48,033 --> 00:26:51,500 - I'm so sorry. - No, that's OK. You know... 368 00:26:51,822 --> 00:26:55,853 Just, when you're ready I will be here waiting for you whether it 369 00:26:55,878 --> 00:26:58,814 is one day from now or two days from now. 370 00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,642 You guys know when you're really bummed out 371 00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,470 and sometimes you have a sad song in your head? 372 00:27:18,548 --> 00:27:20,414 Well, here's the thing: that sound didn't 373 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,438 work for me because I'm sad. I'm really sad! 374 00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:44,158 Look, we were friends yesterday, and we're still friends today, 375 00:27:44,183 --> 00:27:48,556 so I just want to squash any weirdness. 376 00:27:48,581 --> 00:27:50,673 Weirdness squashed. Thanks, Justin. 377 00:27:50,698 --> 00:27:53,127 Bring it in. Sorry, too intimate. 378 00:27:54,321 --> 00:28:00,345 That's too formal. Fist bump? Here we go. Aha! 379 00:28:07,002 --> 00:28:13,619 Haha! Your fist is really warm. It's like a loaf of bread. 380 00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:19,088 I bet it smells good too. I didn't need to smell your fist. 381 00:28:20,288 --> 00:28:22,648 You normally only hear that in prison. 382 00:28:32,664 --> 00:28:34,648 You like that sigh, Daniel? 383 00:28:34,673 --> 00:28:39,744 That's your handy work. Nothing's sadder than a sighing bag of mayonnaise. 384 00:28:43,196 --> 00:28:45,103 Candace is just as bad. 385 00:28:45,924 --> 00:28:49,001 Have you ever seen a more depressing relationship? 386 00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:53,993 Well yeah, you just have to pivot your chair and look that way. 387 00:29:02,393 --> 00:29:07,317 Blue is my favorite color. Blue is my favorite. 388 00:29:07,342 --> 00:29:09,295 I wish you could see the color blue. 389 00:29:09,562 --> 00:29:11,700 Yeah, that's the color I feel like I always miss 390 00:29:11,873 --> 00:29:16,029 Listen Karli, um, there's something I need to be honest with you about. 391 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,552 Oh good, because honesty is 392 00:29:17,577 --> 00:29:20,880 so important to me. Honesty from the start or I am outta here, y'know? 393 00:29:20,905 --> 00:29:22,325 Yep, I do know. 394 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:26,216 For both of us from the start. And that's why I want you to 395 00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:29,919 consider right now, from this moment on, as the start of us. 396 00:29:30,476 --> 00:29:33,904 - Agreed? - I think the start was when we met? 397 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,833 No, I mean call me a romantic, but I 398 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:41,786 think of that as the beginning. This is the start of us. 399 00:29:42,237 --> 00:29:44,122 Then honesty from the beginning. 400 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,356 That's not what you said. 401 00:29:48,183 --> 00:29:49,566 I can't take this anymore. 402 00:29:52,897 --> 00:30:01,652 Oh my god! Those are the greatest things I've ever seen. 403 00:30:03,056 --> 00:30:06,158 I mean those are the greatest things sensed. 404 00:30:06,246 --> 00:30:09,356 You're not blind? We're done. 405 00:30:09,420 --> 00:30:10,848 Lose my number. 406 00:30:12,802 --> 00:30:16,301 Why did you do that, Leslie? I was just about to tell her. I like her. 407 00:30:18,506 --> 00:30:22,590 - Can you believe him? - What? 408 00:30:23,041 --> 00:30:26,098 I can't believe you used your boozems for evil. 409 00:30:28,491 --> 00:30:32,207 You know with a great rack comes great responsibility. 410 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,535 You only did that because you're jealous. 411 00:30:38,583 --> 00:30:42,106 Can you believe these two Shelly? They're like some weird brother 412 00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:45,363 sister team that ruins their friends' relationships. 413 00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:48,543 We have been over this. When it comes to Justin and 414 00:30:48,568 --> 00:30:51,137 Candace it's not my fault all I did was tell the truth. 415 00:30:51,162 --> 00:30:54,082 Oh, so you still want to hide behind the truth. 416 00:30:54,524 --> 00:30:56,770 Well, truth battle, Danny. 417 00:30:58,434 --> 00:31:01,715 Okay, alright. No big deal. Truth battle accepted okay? 418 00:31:01,748 --> 00:31:04,822 Your voice it sounds like you're an old Southern lady. 419 00:31:12,387 --> 00:31:14,204 Well I never! 420 00:31:17,337 --> 00:31:22,572 Truth! you're my friend and I love you. 421 00:31:24,651 --> 00:31:29,392 Truth, you're playing the truth battle wrong and making me feel so bad. 422 00:31:31,525 --> 00:31:36,759 Look Danny! That's because you deserve it. Listen mate, any one of us could have told 423 00:31:36,784 --> 00:31:40,009 Candace that relationships die out after five months or 424 00:31:40,034 --> 00:31:44,033 it is much riskier dating a friend. But no-one said anything 425 00:31:44,058 --> 00:31:47,517 because sometimes being a good friend is about the things you don't say. 426 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,478 I'm the worst. 427 00:31:52,875 --> 00:31:54,876 I feel so bad about what I did. 428 00:31:54,963 --> 00:31:57,916 Aw, Les it'll grow back. 429 00:32:09,611 --> 00:32:12,533 - Hey. - Why did you do that? 430 00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:16,486 - You have a boyfriend. - Every time I see you you make 431 00:32:16,511 --> 00:32:20,267 some crude comment about how great my body is or how hot I am. 432 00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:22,338 Do you have any idea how that feels like? 433 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:23,970 It's awesome. 434 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,697 I just even when I wake up 435 00:32:28,722 --> 00:32:31,111 feeling crappy about myself I know you are here to pick me up 436 00:32:31,136 --> 00:32:36,088 and I know it is so selfish but I'm afraid of losing that. 437 00:32:37,437 --> 00:32:39,971 Nope, you're not going to lose that. 438 00:32:40,197 --> 00:32:42,072 I mean you're with Mike I know, 439 00:32:43,034 --> 00:32:44,783 but I really believe we are going to end up together. 440 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,017 You know that every girl that 441 00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:51,666 I'm with is just practice for you? 442 00:32:55,153 --> 00:32:58,345 That's so sweet. Can you just end that thought 443 00:32:58,370 --> 00:33:00,213 right there without ruining it? 444 00:33:00,822 --> 00:33:04,361 I can, however... 445 00:33:05,709 --> 00:33:09,369 I don't really want to. Leslie, you see if I date enough girls I will be 446 00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,769 so much better at sex for you. I mean I'm 447 00:33:11,794 --> 00:33:14,699 practicing alone but it's just not the same. 448 00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:21,097 And we're back. 449 00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:24,637 I called Karli. I told her how great you are and 450 00:33:24,661 --> 00:33:29,152 this is all my fault. I am so sorry. 451 00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:37,378 Apology accepted. 452 00:33:38,347 --> 00:33:40,902 Uhhhh, Leslie, I never told you I 453 00:33:40,927 --> 00:33:43,894 actually really like your haircut. 454 00:33:43,927 --> 00:33:48,247 I think it compliments your eyes and makes you look even more beautiful. 455 00:33:50,068 --> 00:33:51,543 Thanks. 456 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,324 Yeah, I'll call you back. 457 00:33:58,597 --> 00:34:01,261 Hey uh, I'm glad you're here. We gotta talk. 458 00:34:01,286 --> 00:34:04,901 - Danny, what do you want? - Look uh, you know that gross word that 459 00:34:04,926 --> 00:34:08,393 you're supposed to use if you feel really badly about hurt your 460 00:34:08,426 --> 00:34:12,285 - best friend's feelings? - Apologize? 461 00:34:12,852 --> 00:34:14,152 Ouch. Yeah, that's the word. 462 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,416 Look, when I was a younger, when I was a kid I hated 463 00:34:18,441 --> 00:34:20,346 using that word because it made me feel weak. 464 00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:24,619 You know? So my mom let me substitute the name of my favorite "Star Wars" character 465 00:34:25,924 --> 00:34:27,682 Why are you telling me this? 466 00:34:27,707 --> 00:34:32,572 Because Justin, I want you to know from the bottom of my heart 467 00:34:32,828 --> 00:34:34,104 I Chewbacca. 468 00:34:39,908 --> 00:34:42,627 I really do, I can't Chewbacca enough 469 00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:47,697 I want you to know and I'm asking you, 470 00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:53,369 please in all seriousness accept my Chewbacca. 471 00:34:58,421 --> 00:35:01,502 - You're an idiot. - Dude, I just want you to 472 00:35:01,527 --> 00:35:05,854 be happy man. I want you to be happy. And look, be selfish for once. Okay? 473 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,221 Candace, you know that she likes you so go convince her to go for it. 474 00:35:09,246 --> 00:35:12,963 I wish I could. But Candace is right you know? 475 00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:17,104 It's too much of a risk for her. I can't force her into something 476 00:35:17,129 --> 00:35:19,736 like that. I care about her too much. 477 00:35:22,105 --> 00:35:25,924 Okay man, Fine. I'll just uh I'll leave you to it. 478 00:35:26,285 --> 00:35:28,611 I want to let you know I'm going to go on record, 479 00:35:30,403 --> 00:35:32,650 I think you're making a huge Jar Jar Binks. 480 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,041 Yeah, perfect, let me call you back. 481 00:35:50,066 --> 00:35:54,565 Stop calling me. Yeah, I'm in the middle of something. 482 00:35:54,714 --> 00:35:58,041 Thank you. Okay, bye. Great. I don't... Bye 483 00:35:59,531 --> 00:36:01,393 I'm going to have to change my number. 484 00:36:04,057 --> 00:36:05,401 What are you guys doing? 485 00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:09,018 Watching Candace and Justin steal stolen glances at each other. 486 00:36:41,390 --> 00:36:43,335 Alright, how long is this supposed to last? 487 00:36:45,172 --> 00:36:49,102 Well, if the past two hours are any indication, forever. 488 00:36:51,109 --> 00:36:55,101 And now everyone's gonna have to watch this all year long. 489 00:36:56,921 --> 00:36:58,812 I love a good "will they, won't they." 490 00:36:59,171 --> 00:37:01,129 It worked great on "Cheers" and "Friends." 491 00:37:02,022 --> 00:37:04,132 Come on man, I love "Friends." Stop with the spoilers! 492 00:37:04,157 --> 00:37:07,257 - Don't ruin it for me. - Ross and Rachel end up together. 493 00:37:09,589 --> 00:37:11,320 Which one's Rachel? 494 00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,198 Any of us watching this knows they're gonna end up together eventually. 495 00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:20,007 Yep, but thanks to Danny we have to wait. This could easily last all winter. 496 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:24,772 You mean that we have to sit here and watch this repetitive junk all season? 497 00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:36,467 Dude, everyone I can't take this anymore. Hey Candace, guess what? 498 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,194 At first I thought it was Justin's fault 499 00:37:38,219 --> 00:37:40,710 that you two didn't wind up together because uh, 500 00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:43,975 he was too much of a jerk and wuss to not push you into it. 501 00:37:45,058 --> 00:37:47,194 He always puts other people before himself. 502 00:37:47,219 --> 00:37:50,647 Yeah, I know, it's his worst quality and I'm trying to break him of it. 503 00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,433 But, none of that matters actually because It 504 00:37:53,458 --> 00:37:55,263 turns out it's not his fault. It's your fault. 505 00:37:55,710 --> 00:37:58,749 I don't care that it hurts your feelings that I call you a 506 00:37:58,774 --> 00:38:00,936 chicken Candace, because that's what you are. 507 00:38:00,961 --> 00:38:04,130 You are a huge chicken. And I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings 508 00:38:04,155 --> 00:38:07,210 Actually, you know what? I'm not gonna Chewbacca if it hurts your feelings. 509 00:38:09,628 --> 00:38:12,038 I don't Chewbacca, I don't Chewbacca at all. 510 00:38:15,614 --> 00:38:17,889 I'm not a chicken, Danny. 511 00:38:18,404 --> 00:38:20,968 You know what? That's the funny thing about chickens, 512 00:38:22,536 --> 00:38:24,585 you can't really convince them about anything. 513 00:38:25,165 --> 00:38:28,405 You can't You've got to force them into stuff So, I've got an idea. 514 00:38:28,430 --> 00:38:31,491 You know what my cheesiest move is to pick up girls? 515 00:38:31,530 --> 00:38:33,030 Is it the way you dress like you're my age even though you're 516 00:38:33,055 --> 00:38:34,757 closer to my dad's age? 517 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:42,421 Okay, stop guessing, I'm just going to tell you actually, uh... 518 00:38:44,483 --> 00:38:47,357 So, the cheesiest move is called the 519 00:38:47,382 --> 00:38:52,163 chemistry test. Funny thing about the chemistry test is that it's very real. OK? 520 00:38:52,188 --> 00:38:54,303 Now, when you have a connection with someone and you like them 521 00:38:54,328 --> 00:38:57,069 and you get into their personal space, really close 522 00:38:57,094 --> 00:38:59,085 I mean really close you can't not kiss them. 523 00:39:00,312 --> 00:39:01,522 You can't not kiss them. 524 00:39:03,108 --> 00:39:06,397 - What if we don't kiss? - Then I guess, you're probably not 525 00:39:06,422 --> 00:39:11,139 - meant to be together anyway. - Oh, this is suspenseful. 526 00:39:15,303 --> 00:39:17,585 Danny, I thought you're the one who said that if... 527 00:39:17,610 --> 00:39:20,358 Yeah, "if it doesn't work out, then you know what, you may not be close 528 00:39:20,383 --> 00:39:21,757 with us anymore." And that's true. 529 00:39:22,388 --> 00:39:24,767 Danny, leave her alone!!! You're making her uncomfortable! 530 00:39:32,574 --> 00:39:38,564 Look, Candace, I know you love spoilers and I know you want me to 531 00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:41,491 promise there's gonna be a happy ending, but I can't do that. 532 00:39:41,516 --> 00:39:45,185 That's for you to decide if Justin is worth the risk or not. 533 00:39:46,270 --> 00:39:47,912 I'm so sorry, he shouldn't put you... 534 00:39:56,467 --> 00:40:01,298 - So, does this mean we're dating? - Yeah. 535 00:40:04,212 --> 00:40:07,233 - I'm a lucky guy. - No, no, no, no, no! 536 00:40:09,617 --> 00:40:11,618 She's a lucky girl. 537 00:40:17,102 --> 00:40:22,609 She's a lucky, lucky girl. 538 00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:30,570 I'm a lucky guy. 539 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,038 No, no, no. No, no, no, no. 540 00:40:34,788 --> 00:40:36,788 No, no, no, no, no! 541 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:45,570 She's a lucky girl. 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