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Before there was sex,
before there was the city,
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there was just me... Carrie.
Carrie Bradshaw.
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And lots of things were changing...
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For all of us.
I'm here for you, Carrie.
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I know. Just, all I can think
in my head is, "for how long""
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I know I don't say it
as much as you do,
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but I'm kinda terrified, too.
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I'm number two
behind that idiot jock west.
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Wave good-bye to Princeton
and Harvard,
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because those are mine.
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Looks like you were
still having fun
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even without Walt here.
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That's someone
who works for my dad.
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And is part of his job description
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screwing his boss' daughter?
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We don't exist anymore.
Now you're my boyfriend.
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I won't say anything, Walt,
I promise,
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but are you gay?
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I don't know what I am.
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I've had a change of heart
about Manhattan
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and "Interview" magazine.
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I want you to pursue your dreams.
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I had tried to run.
I had tried to hide,
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but finally I had to accept
all roads led to Sebastian...
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Or, to be more precise,
to Sebastian's lips.
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Aw.
You guys are the cutest.
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Aren't they the cutest?
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No, no, no.
Don't stop on my account.
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Okay, we won't.
Don't you dare.
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Oh, now you've done it.
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
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We are,
we are but your children
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Finding our way
around indecision
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Kissing Sebastian was so good,
I thought I'd never get enough.
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But it turned out
I had gotten too much.
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Beard burn.
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That's what you get
from marathon make-out sessions.
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Should I put something on it?
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Hair of the dog. With Walt,
I just got used to it.
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Of course, now I have to
get used to Walt
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never talking to me again.
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You can't keep avoiding Walt.
Yes, I can.
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Maybe it won't be so bad
now that he and Donna broke up.
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Thank God I don't have
to see that anymore.
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Ugh. There are some things
I can never un-see.
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I know we're never
getting back together.
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I just wish things could be
the way they used to be,
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- the four of us, that we could be friends.
- You know what?
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I want that, too, for my birthday.
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That's on Friday. I can't fix
things with Walt by Friday.
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Just try. Talk to him.
It won't be the same
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if I can't spend my birthday
with all of you.
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You're forgetting that
you have a mega-hot boyfriend.
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That is who you should be
spending your birthday with.
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Well, yes, he's invited, too.
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And why not?
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You and Sebastian
are so gonna have sex.
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Bye-bye, virginity.
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It's my birthday.
I don't give gifts. I get them.
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And I just wanna keep it small
this year,
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you know, and spend it
with the people I love.
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I really need you guys...
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And cupcakes.
Got to have cupcakes.
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You're smart not to have sex.
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My relationship with Seth
ruined everything for me.
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Ah, here we go again.
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"The b+ that destroyed my life""
starring mouse.
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It did. I'm no longer number one
in the class.
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I may not achieve my lifelong
dream of going to Harvard.
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I'm pretty sure
that's your parents' dream.
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Well, they drummed it into my head
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for 16 years, so now I can't
tell the difference.
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Harvard isn't the only school.
Yes, it is.
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I've been riding this train
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since the first day
of kindergarten.
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I can't get off now.
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Sure, you can.
Tuck and roll.
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I'm meeting this woman
from Castlebury
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who went to Harvard.
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Where I stand now,
I'm going to need connections.
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I'm sure you'll charm
the pants off her.
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Well, that would only really
work if she was a lesbian.
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Is she a lesbian?
She's from Harvard.
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- She can be anything she wants to be.
- Well, you'll be great, mouse.
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And then she'll write me
a glowing recommendation.
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- Right?
- Yes.
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I can get Walt to forgive me
for cheating on him, right?
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Yes. It's my birthday, and I say
everyone will get their wish.
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What's yours?
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Hmm. You know, I'm good.
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I've got you guys...
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Sebastian...
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"Interview."
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So you have everything you want?
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Am I allowed to hate you
just a little?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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Let me try this again.
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our way around indecision
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ahem.
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Listen, I don't know
if you girls have noticed.
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I've been going
through a tough time lately.
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Yeah, because it's hard
to see Sebastian
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with that bitch Carrie Bradshaw.
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What? No.
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Because things didn't
work out with Walt.
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No. I can always get another guy.
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What I can't get is this purse.
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The coach leather duffle bag
in red.
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It's beautiful.
It's so you.
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It is, and it's already sold out.
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But I know I can count
on you two to find me one.
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How?
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That's your problem.
I can't do everything.
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Because, hello, this...
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Is a full-time job.
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Now get to it.
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You like Pascal's triangle?
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I love Pascal's triangle.
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Especially the rows
with the catalan numbers.
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Oh, my God.
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I got a shiver just now
when you said that.
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Stacy, it's so great to meet you.
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Mouse, I wish I had a friend
like you
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when I was at Castlebury...
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Or even one friend
when I was at Castlebury.
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Mouse was having
the greatest date of her life
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with a future version of herself...
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One that had a degree from Harvard.
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Can I show you one last thing?
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You really don't have to.
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I definitely feel like I know you.
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My debate trophy.
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East coast speech and debate
invitational.
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First place.
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You kind of have to
bend down to see it.
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Of course, they give all
the best spots to the jocks.
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Who's Thomas west?
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His name is on, like, every trophy.
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Ah, just your run-of-the-mill jock.
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Oh, now that's cold.
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I'm Thomas west.
Most people just call me "west""
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Stacy ling.
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Mouse realized she had taken
a wrong turn
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when she steered
her Harvard connection
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over to the trophy case,
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but by then,
it was too late to back up.
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What brings you to Castlebury?
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Oh, mouse invited me to visit
because I used to go here,
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before I went to college...
In Cambridge.
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You mean Harvard?
Sounds so braggy.
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You got game. You might
as well brag about it.
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I guess.
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And that's where
you wanna go, isn't it?
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Yes.
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Mouse is an excellent candidate...
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Number two in the class.
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Number two?
I assumed you were number one.
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I'm number one,
unless something's changed.
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Has anything changed?
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No.
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You're an athlete and a scholar?
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We should talk.
We should.
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I'm also very interested
in... Cambridge.
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Are you free this
Friday night? It's spirit night.
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And watch
a bunch of jocks get hammered
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and make asses of themselves?
No, thank you.
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Sounds like fun.
I'd love to go.
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Me, too. Never miss it.
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Oh, you probably
don't wanna talk to me.
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No. Actually, I do.
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I've been wanting to talk.
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Well, if it's to say
how much you hate me, go ahead.
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I deserve it.
Maggie, I don't hate you.
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Walt, don't be a w.A.S.P.
About this.
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Come on. Let it out.
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I was angry and hurt...
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But mostly confused.
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You were always saying
how much you loved me.
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I do. I-I did.
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I don't know why I did it.
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I do.
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I've thought about it a lot,
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and I think it's because you
weren't feeling loved by me,
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not the way you wanna be loved.
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I mean, that's not an excuse.
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Maggie, it wasn't all your fault.
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I wasn't a very good boyfriend.
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So it's not just
about me forgiving you.
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This conversation is not at all
going the way I expected.
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Suddenly, for Maggie,
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there was a light
at the end of the tunnel...
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While Dorrit was enjoying
the solitude in her cave.
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You could knock!
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I could set myself
on fire,
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and I'm not sure you'd notice.
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What do you want?
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Just to remind you that it's
Carrie's birthday on Friday.
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What?
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I'm sorry. I stopped
listening at "Carrie""
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well, birthdays were
mainly your mom's department,
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and Carrie did most
of the heavy lifting
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when you turned 15.
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She got me a sheet cake.
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And a bunch of records
that you wanted,
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and those headphones.
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What do I have to do?
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Well, she's making plans
with her friends,
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but I wanna do something.
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You know, at least we should
get her a present.
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We could both get her something.
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Like what?
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I'm giving her a credit card.
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You're giving her a credit card?
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I never know what to get you girls.
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And this way, she can go
and get herself something...
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She's dating the guy
you told her not to.
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She lies to you
about where she's going
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and who she's with.
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If you think about it,
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I'm actually the more
reliable daughter.
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- Where's my credit card?
- When you turn 17,
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I will get you a credit card, okay?
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I'd like that in writing.
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Let's talk about
what you're getting her.
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Can't really afford much.
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Maybe if I had a credit card...
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Okay, I get it.
Here.
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Just... get her an album
or something, you know?
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The kind of music that she likes,
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not, uh, not this stuff.
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And don't tell her
about the credit card.
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I want it to be a surprise.
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Even if I did tell her,
she wouldn't believe me.
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At least now I know
it's a good present.
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God, I love this bag.
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Um...
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You know the rules.
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No one goes through the loot
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until I've had a chance
to look at it.
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Oh! The coach stuff.
Oh, Gorgina!
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If you ever feel like
being generous...
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Well, maybe I will, but not
with someone who clearly
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doesn't think I'm generous.
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How's the guest list for Friday?
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Perfection. The book party
for "less than zero"
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will be amazing.
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I added two drag queens
and a train wreck.
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Mm?
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- Carrie?
- Oh.
254
00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:34,590
Liz Smith calls it the literary
event of the year.
255
00:09:34,591 --> 00:09:37,010
And we are in the book.
256
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,461
"Interview."
257
00:09:38,462 --> 00:09:40,746
We're the magazine of choice
for soulless college dropouts.
258
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,931
Yay.
259
00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:43,416
Carrie, you're working the doors.
260
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,051
You get here early on Friday.
Oh, I can't come to the party.
261
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,302
Oh, don't be silly.
Of course you can.
262
00:09:46,303 --> 00:09:48,971
- You work for me.
- No, I mean I have other plans.
263
00:09:48,972 --> 00:09:51,423
You said so yourself. It's
the literary event of the year.
264
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,192
Actually, Liz Smith said that.
265
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,593
It's a big deal, Carrie.
What do you have that's bigger?
266
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:59,399
I wanted to tell her
the truth... my birthday.
267
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,391
Nothing.
268
00:10:08,382 --> 00:10:09,633
Yeah, sure, I'd love
to go to the party.
269
00:10:09,634 --> 00:10:12,251
The guy who wrote the book...
That Easton Ellis kid...
270
00:10:12,252 --> 00:10:13,386
I went to boarding school
with a bunch of the people
271
00:10:13,387 --> 00:10:14,804
he wrote about.
272
00:10:14,805 --> 00:10:17,524
We were all getting thrown out
about the same time.
273
00:10:17,525 --> 00:10:19,359
But what really matters is I get
to be with you on your birthday.
274
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,279
Well, Larissa doesn't even know
it's my birthday, so...
275
00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:25,198
Don't worry. I'll sing "happy
birthday" to you very quietly.
276
00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:27,317
I'm not sure anyone will hear it
anyway over by the door.
277
00:10:27,318 --> 00:10:30,170
I'm just relieved she said "ye""
to the coat check girl
278
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,438
bringing a plus one.
279
00:10:31,439 --> 00:10:34,456
A lot of very interesting things
happen by the coat check.
280
00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:35,891
That's all I'm saying. Besides,
I get to be with you
281
00:10:35,893 --> 00:10:38,077
on your big night.
It's all I care about.
282
00:10:38,079 --> 00:10:41,798
What a coincidence.
That's all I care about, too.
283
00:10:41,799 --> 00:10:43,300
You tried everything?
284
00:10:43,301 --> 00:10:44,751
Obviously,
you didn't try everything,
285
00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:47,897
'cause if you tried everything,
I would have the bag.
286
00:10:50,289 --> 00:10:53,559
For instance, did you try this?
287
00:10:54,794 --> 00:10:56,812
Hey, Carrie!
288
00:10:56,814 --> 00:10:59,149
I hope I'm not interrupting.
289
00:10:59,150 --> 00:11:01,101
Not that I really care.
290
00:11:01,102 --> 00:11:02,351
Always honest.
291
00:11:02,353 --> 00:11:04,404
Yeah, one of my many
great qualities.
292
00:11:04,405 --> 00:11:06,239
You work at "Interview," right?
293
00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,406
Yeah.
294
00:11:07,408 --> 00:11:09,692
The magazine must get sent
a lot of cool stuff,
295
00:11:09,694 --> 00:11:12,995
like purses and things?
Totally.
296
00:11:12,997 --> 00:11:15,497
Have you seen
the new coach duffle bag in red?
297
00:11:15,499 --> 00:11:18,668
Yes, we just got it.
It's amazing.
298
00:11:18,669 --> 00:11:20,419
I know! And I love it.
299
00:11:20,421 --> 00:11:22,838
So why don't you just go out
to the mall and buy it?
300
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,026
They're all sold out.
Everyone wants one.
301
00:11:26,027 --> 00:11:28,795
Donna, don't even ask.
What? She owes me.
302
00:11:28,796 --> 00:11:30,130
For what?
303
00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:33,717
You. I-I gave her you.
304
00:11:33,718 --> 00:11:35,602
No. No, you didn't.
305
00:11:35,603 --> 00:11:37,503
Well, that's how I see it.
306
00:11:37,504 --> 00:11:40,522
I would pay you for it.
Name your price.
307
00:11:40,524 --> 00:11:42,702
Give it a rest, Donna.
Not gonna happen.
308
00:11:44,444 --> 00:11:45,979
Thank you.
309
00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:47,230
Getting me away from Donna...
310
00:11:47,231 --> 00:11:49,182
Best early birthday present ever.
311
00:11:49,183 --> 00:11:51,233
Carrie,
about your birthday...
312
00:11:51,235 --> 00:11:52,968
Oh, please don't be mad.
It turns out
313
00:11:52,970 --> 00:11:54,453
I have to work Friday night,
so we can't have
314
00:11:54,455 --> 00:11:56,521
my little birthday party.
Oh, thank God.
315
00:11:56,523 --> 00:11:58,541
What? I think
you're supposed to say,
316
00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:00,358
"oh, I'm sorry to hear that""
317
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,661
I have to go to spirit night
on Friday
318
00:12:02,663 --> 00:12:05,631
with that woman I met
who went to Harvard... and west.
319
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,384
Mm, well, that could be...
Potentially horrible.
320
00:12:08,386 --> 00:12:10,719
So you're not doing anything
to celebrate?
321
00:12:10,721 --> 00:12:12,422
- Mm.
- Of all people,
322
00:12:12,423 --> 00:12:15,508
that narcissist Larissa
should understand a birthday.
323
00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:16,760
It's your day.
324
00:12:16,761 --> 00:12:19,562
- I didn't actually tell her.
- Why?
325
00:12:19,563 --> 00:12:21,815
Well, because she's my boss,
326
00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:23,049
and I couldn just say,
327
00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:25,985
"I'm 17, and I care
about my birthday cupcake""
328
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,887
Ah, it might be better.
329
00:12:27,888 --> 00:12:29,388
I get to go to cool party.
330
00:12:29,389 --> 00:12:30,606
Where you'll be checking coats.
331
00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:32,492
While hanging
with my adorable boyfriend.
332
00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,494
You know, kinda have it all.
333
00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:36,079
Minus you two, of course.
334
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,414
And Walt.
335
00:12:37,415 --> 00:12:39,064
You two made up?
336
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,601
Better than that. I think
he wants to get back together.
337
00:12:41,602 --> 00:12:44,037
Wow. Well, for the first time
in my life,
338
00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:47,040
I am going to use
"flabbergasted" in a sentence.
339
00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,091
I am flabbergasted.
340
00:12:49,093 --> 00:12:52,245
You should have heard him.
He practically apologized to me.
341
00:12:52,246 --> 00:12:53,262
Clearly, he misses me.
342
00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:56,882
I officially join
your flabbergastation.
343
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:59,352
Yeah. I-I'm sure he does
miss you, sweetie,
344
00:12:59,353 --> 00:13:00,936
and you're awesome.
345
00:13:00,938 --> 00:13:04,057
But maybe just don't rush anything.
346
00:13:04,058 --> 00:13:05,558
Who, me? Rush?
347
00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:09,946
Oh. There he is.
348
00:13:09,947 --> 00:13:11,874
How do I look?
You look great.
349
00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:15,601
Am I still welcome at this table?
350
00:13:15,602 --> 00:13:16,879
Shut up. Of course you are.
351
00:13:18,488 --> 00:13:20,790
Ahh.
It's good to be back.
352
00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:24,043
Yeah. Now we have a chance
to... ketchup.
353
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:26,245
Still making terrible puns.
354
00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:27,997
You butter believe it.
355
00:13:27,998 --> 00:13:29,615
Is it horrible
that I'm relieved
356
00:13:29,616 --> 00:13:32,301
that I don't have to pretend
those puns are funny anymore?
357
00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:33,752
What do you mean, pretend?
358
00:13:33,754 --> 00:13:35,755
Well, when we were dating,
I felt like we had to...
359
00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,422
You know, laugh.
360
00:13:37,424 --> 00:13:39,861
But now that we're just friends...
361
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,794
While Maggie was wondering
what road
362
00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:43,095
she and Walt were on...
363
00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:47,767
Dorrit felt like she
was on the highway to hell...
364
00:13:47,768 --> 00:13:48,901
Thank you.
365
00:13:48,903 --> 00:13:50,653
Of top 40 music...
366
00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:59,328
until she found something
her own speed.
367
00:14:03,483 --> 00:14:05,618
I want it
now, now, now, now
368
00:14:05,619 --> 00:14:06,920
need any help?
369
00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:08,922
Nope. All good.
370
00:14:08,923 --> 00:14:10,990
Just getting this.
371
00:14:10,991 --> 00:14:12,592
Phil Collins.
372
00:14:12,593 --> 00:14:14,626
Quite a stud, huh?
373
00:14:14,628 --> 00:14:16,879
- It's not for me. I hate this crap.
- Yeah?
374
00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:19,365
Well, I think we might have
some stuff you'll like
375
00:14:19,366 --> 00:14:21,000
in the back of the store.
376
00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:22,835
Like a bootleg?
377
00:14:22,836 --> 00:14:24,102
Better.
378
00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:26,355
Come on. I'll show you.
379
00:14:26,357 --> 00:14:28,858
What is it?
380
00:14:28,859 --> 00:14:30,726
I want it now, now,
now, now
381
00:14:34,532 --> 00:14:36,348
Hey! What's going on?!
382
00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:38,401
That's what we do with shoplifters.
383
00:14:38,402 --> 00:14:40,503
What are you gonna do?
You can't just lock me in here!
384
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:43,405
I'm not.
I'm gonna call the police,
385
00:14:43,407 --> 00:14:44,407
have you arrested.
386
00:14:44,408 --> 00:14:45,908
What?!
387
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,043
No, I'm sorry.
I'll never do it again!
388
00:14:48,045 --> 00:14:49,362
Please don't call the police!
389
00:14:49,363 --> 00:14:51,581
Dorrit was realizing
her path in life
390
00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:53,049
could leave her with a record,
391
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:56,335
and not the kind
she could buy at the store.
392
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,043
Are the police here?
393
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:05,394
Didn't call them.
394
00:15:05,396 --> 00:15:09,232
What? Are you serious?
395
00:15:10,550 --> 00:15:11,900
So why'd you lock me up?
396
00:15:11,902 --> 00:15:13,353
Just to torture me?
397
00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:14,654
To teach you a lesson.
398
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,371
You're sick!
399
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,556
At least I'm not a thief.
400
00:15:17,558 --> 00:15:20,059
You should be thanking me
for just scaring you.
401
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,027
Not gonna happen.
402
00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:23,965
If you had stolen
anything but the dead Kennedys,
403
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,582
I would have called the police.
404
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,917
But I like your taste in music.
405
00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:31,389
Well, good for you. Bye.
406
00:15:38,428 --> 00:15:40,196
You still want your album?
You paid for it!
407
00:15:43,884 --> 00:15:46,185
I got it, dad. It's for me.
408
00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:47,553
- Hey.
- Hey.
409
00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:49,606
What's up?
Why'd you wanna see me?
410
00:15:49,607 --> 00:15:50,756
I always need to see you.
411
00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:53,142
You're so charming.
412
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:54,276
My mom called.
413
00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:55,812
Oh.
414
00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:57,814
Yeah, I haven't talked
to her in a while.
415
00:15:57,815 --> 00:15:59,399
Are you okay?
416
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,451
Yeah, she wants to get together.
417
00:16:01,452 --> 00:16:03,369
Well, that's a good thing, right?
418
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,631
She wants to see me on Friday,
on your birthday.
419
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,739
Oh.
Look, I told her "no."
420
00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:09,908
No! No, you...
You should see your mom.
421
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:12,378
- Really?
- Yeah.
422
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:13,546
You won't be disappointed?
423
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:15,465
No, of course not.
424
00:16:15,466 --> 00:16:17,582
Yeah. Um, do you want
a soda or something?
425
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:20,302
Yeah. That'd be great. And we'll
still celebrate your birthday.
426
00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:23,723
Yeah, totally. I mean,
we can do that anytime.
427
00:16:23,724 --> 00:16:25,307
Yeah.
428
00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:29,648
Anytime except my birthday.
429
00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:43,477
Whoa. This is where you work?
430
00:16:43,478 --> 00:16:46,129
I know. Sometimes I'm even
jealous of myself.
431
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,466
Sebastian's loss is my gain.
I am totally excited.
432
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,802
Okay.
433
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,304
Guest list. Good.
434
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,522
Can I see?
435
00:16:55,523 --> 00:16:56,772
Yeah.
436
00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:58,275
Is this who's coming tonight?
437
00:16:58,276 --> 00:16:59,659
He's that photographer.
438
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:01,161
She directed that movie.
439
00:17:01,162 --> 00:17:03,029
He's dating Madonna.
440
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:05,282
And you...
You're on the list.
441
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,100
Can I take this home and frame it?
442
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:09,819
The real celebrities
here tonight are the writers...
443
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,921
Jay McInerney.
444
00:17:10,922 --> 00:17:12,756
You read "bright lights,
big city," right?
445
00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:14,173
Who didn't?
446
00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:16,659
And Tama Janowitz.
Bret Easton Ellis is only 21.
447
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:19,011
All the best writers do it
when they're young,
448
00:17:19,013 --> 00:17:21,264
so they have something fresh
to say. Fresh is yummy.
449
00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:24,517
Old is, well... old.
450
00:17:24,519 --> 00:17:26,353
I can't believe all his stories
are about people like us.
451
00:17:26,354 --> 00:17:29,021
Well, with way nicer cars
and a lot more drugs.
452
00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:30,941
Mm, you should get to work on that.
453
00:17:30,942 --> 00:17:31,942
The writing or the drugs?
454
00:17:31,943 --> 00:17:33,225
Ideally... both.
455
00:17:33,227 --> 00:17:35,137
This book all started
with a journal
456
00:17:35,446 --> 00:17:37,390
that Bret was keeping
in High School
457
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,117
- about him and his friends.
- That's what I write in mine.
458
00:17:40,118 --> 00:17:41,151
Am I in it?
459
00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:43,786
Oh, Larissa, you remember
my friend Walt.
460
00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:45,038
We met at your Halloween party.
461
00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:46,123
I had a Halloween party?
462
00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:49,126
Anyway, about your journal...
463
00:17:49,127 --> 00:17:50,744
You could have a best-seller
on your hands.
464
00:17:50,745 --> 00:17:52,162
And here is the man
that you need to meet...
465
00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:53,997
Tripp Ramsey.
He's Bret's publisher.
466
00:17:53,998 --> 00:17:56,132
He's always on the lookout
for a fresh, new voice.
467
00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,001
Well, I'll be very friendly
when I take his name at the door
468
00:17:58,002 --> 00:17:59,970
and hope he remembers me
five years from now.
469
00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:01,804
Why would you be working the door?
470
00:18:01,806 --> 00:18:02,889
Because you told me I had to?
471
00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:04,174
I did no such thing.
472
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,758
So I'll be checking coats?
473
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,177
Why would you do that?
474
00:18:07,178 --> 00:18:08,594
Because you told me I had to.
475
00:18:08,596 --> 00:18:10,897
Well, you make me sound
like a slave driver.
476
00:18:10,898 --> 00:18:12,815
If you wanna work, work the room.
477
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:15,217
The guest of honor tonight
is only 5 years older than you,
478
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,154
so you have very little time
to make it.
479
00:18:17,155 --> 00:18:18,571
Actually, as of today, 4.
480
00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,657
Then you better
get crackin', poppin.
481
00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:22,393
Time's a-wasting.
Chop, chop.
482
00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,329
You are in the mix.
483
00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:28,999
I mean, I knew you were in it,
but not like this.
484
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,117
Donna kept saying
485
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:31,901
you probably just made coffee
for cool people,
486
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,202
but she is wrong.
487
00:18:33,204 --> 00:18:34,504
Of course she would think
so little of me.
488
00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:35,755
Do you know she had the nerve
489
00:18:35,756 --> 00:18:38,041
to ask me to get her a coach bag?
490
00:18:38,042 --> 00:18:39,258
She's Donna.
491
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,410
Exactly, which is why
I have to ask...
492
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,429
Why do you still hang out with her?
493
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:43,462
It kinda freaks me out a little.
494
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:46,082
Kind of freaks me out, too.
495
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,202
I know this is hard
to believe, but Donna...
496
00:18:49,203 --> 00:18:50,269
I can talk to her.
497
00:18:50,271 --> 00:18:52,439
About what,
her outfit for tomorrow?
498
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,691
You don't know her.
499
00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,886
She's actually
a really good listener.
500
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:01,815
You should at least pretend
to be having a good time.
501
00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,817
Not until I absolutely have to.
502
00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,904
Now I absolutely have to.
503
00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:10,207
Stacy!
504
00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:11,874
I'll find you later.
505
00:19:11,876 --> 00:19:13,442
Where's west?
Have you seen west?
506
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,494
I haven't seen west,
but you and I can hang.
507
00:19:15,496 --> 00:19:16,779
We can do the extra credit problems
508
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,797
on the calculus chalkboard.
509
00:19:17,798 --> 00:19:19,583
You go ahead.
I think I should find west
510
00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:21,885
in case he has any questions
about Harvard.
511
00:19:21,886 --> 00:19:25,138
Oh, now that you mention it,
I have a question about Harvard.
512
00:19:25,139 --> 00:19:27,139
What do you think...
Your chances are?
513
00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:29,341
I wish I could say
they were good, mouse.
514
00:19:29,343 --> 00:19:31,595
I really do, but the hard truth is,
515
00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:33,013
you're just another
smart Asian girl.
516
00:19:33,014 --> 00:19:34,464
You don't have a hook.
517
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,899
I thought smart Asian girl
was my hook.
518
00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:39,186
Once upon a time, it was enough.
519
00:19:39,187 --> 00:19:42,138
Now we're a dime a dozen.
I got in just under the wire.
520
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,473
But this is fixable.
521
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,643
All I need is
a Harvard-worthy hook.
522
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,143
Let's brainstorm ideas.
523
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:51,697
There's west. West!
524
00:19:51,699 --> 00:19:52,999
West!
Oh, hey, what's up?
525
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,317
Good.
Let me introduce my friends.
526
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,361
Okay.
527
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,841
So Carrie's out tonight.
528
00:20:02,843 --> 00:20:05,529
I guess we'll have to give her
our presents in the morning.
529
00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,163
You did get her one, right?
530
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,415
Yep.
531
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,634
Need help wrapping it?
532
00:20:10,635 --> 00:20:12,795
No.
533
00:20:28,785 --> 00:20:31,321
Those were your mom's records.
534
00:20:31,322 --> 00:20:33,072
I know.
You're not thinking
535
00:20:33,074 --> 00:20:35,107
you could pass one of those off
as Carrie's gift?
536
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,493
I bought Carrie a record.
537
00:20:36,494 --> 00:20:38,460
I just left it at the store.
538
00:20:38,462 --> 00:20:42,648
Dorrit... come on. Your lies...
Do you think I'm stupid?
539
00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:44,416
I'm not lying.
540
00:20:44,418 --> 00:20:46,086
Just get your sister a record.
I will take you.
541
00:20:46,087 --> 00:20:47,504
No. I'll do it.
542
00:20:47,505 --> 00:20:49,748
Dorrit didn't like the road
she was on.
543
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:52,251
To escape one man
who thought she was a liar,
544
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,511
she had to go to one who knew
she was a thief.
545
00:21:18,703 --> 00:21:21,338
won't you
546
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,622
Bennet's here.
547
00:21:22,623 --> 00:21:24,341
Of course he's here.
He works at "Interview""
548
00:21:24,342 --> 00:21:26,676
you remember him, right?
I remember.
549
00:21:26,677 --> 00:21:27,910
You wanna go talk to him?
550
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,012
Uh, maybe not right now.
I need to use the bathroom.
551
00:21:30,014 --> 00:21:32,382
Okay, but the bathroom's
not that way.
552
00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:35,635
Got a book deal yet?
553
00:21:35,636 --> 00:21:38,722
No. I've walked by Tripp Ramsey
at least eight times
554
00:21:38,723 --> 00:21:39,922
looking for an opening.
555
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,807
But it seems everyone here
wants to talk to him.
556
00:21:41,809 --> 00:21:45,361
Then we will just
have to bring him to you.
557
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:53,786
Darling, I swear, I won't
breathe a word of it to anyone.
558
00:21:53,788 --> 00:21:55,454
A word of what?
559
00:21:55,456 --> 00:21:58,375
Oh, Carrie was just telling me
about the book she's writing.
560
00:21:58,376 --> 00:22:00,293
Oh, look, now she's upset with me.
561
00:22:00,294 --> 00:22:03,079
These literary wunderkinds...
So touchy.
562
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,498
Have we met?
Tripp Ramsey.
563
00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:07,549
Um... Carrie Bradshaw.
564
00:22:07,551 --> 00:22:09,836
Uh, Tripp's a book publisher.
565
00:22:09,837 --> 00:22:12,164
Who specializes in wunderkinds.
566
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:15,792
I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you
567
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,144
just what you want me to
568
00:22:18,145 --> 00:22:21,631
you're not the kind
that needs to tell me
569
00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,965
Bennet.
570
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,436
Hi. Uh, you may not remember me.
571
00:22:26,437 --> 00:22:28,020
Walt. I remember.
572
00:22:28,022 --> 00:22:30,473
Can I just say how sorry I am?
573
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,607
It's okay.
574
00:22:31,609 --> 00:22:33,743
It's not okay.
What I did on Halloween...
575
00:22:33,744 --> 00:22:34,944
I wasn't myself.
576
00:22:34,945 --> 00:22:36,279
Look, I had no idea
577
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,313
you were a High School kid
from Connecticut.
578
00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,367
I would have never
put the moves on you.
579
00:22:40,368 --> 00:22:42,085
Totally inappropriate.
580
00:22:42,086 --> 00:22:44,536
Um... I called you a fag.
581
00:22:44,538 --> 00:22:46,155
I think I win
for most inappropriate.
582
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:49,876
Yeah, not the nicest word
for what I am, but I am gay.
583
00:22:49,877 --> 00:22:51,427
And I don't have an issue
with that.
584
00:22:51,429 --> 00:22:54,012
Not that I didn't struggle with it.
585
00:22:54,014 --> 00:22:55,331
I mean, I spent all of High School
586
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,100
and most of college
hoping and praying
587
00:22:57,101 --> 00:23:00,136
and trying so hard not to be gay.
588
00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:01,837
And then what happened?
589
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,690
I kissed someone I really liked.
590
00:23:03,691 --> 00:23:05,909
And it wasn't a girl.
It was Marc.
591
00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:09,278
And he helped me realize
I'm not a freak.
592
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,480
And now I look back
on High School and think,
593
00:23:10,481 --> 00:23:12,698
well, that explains
the Steve McQueen posters.
594
00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:14,810
Walt found himself
595
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:17,954
taking the first step
down a new, unmarked trail.
596
00:23:17,955 --> 00:23:19,455
And he wasn't the only one.
597
00:23:19,457 --> 00:23:21,624
I guess you would call it
a coming-of-age story.
598
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,743
My main character is a virgin,
599
00:23:23,744 --> 00:23:26,328
but her friends are teaching her
all about sex.
600
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:29,131
It's so smart to make it
about sex. Sex sells.
601
00:23:29,133 --> 00:23:32,007
- What do they teach her?
- They tell her that sex is like
602
00:23:32,008 --> 00:23:33,303
putting a hot dog in a keyhole.
603
00:23:33,304 --> 00:23:34,720
A hot dog?
604
00:23:34,722 --> 00:23:36,756
Yeah.
605
00:23:36,757 --> 00:23:39,141
Cooked or uncooked?
Can I steal that for my book?
606
00:23:39,143 --> 00:23:41,344
- Only if I'm the one to publish it.
- Okay.
607
00:23:41,345 --> 00:23:42,712
How old are you?
608
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,929
Uh, 17.
609
00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:46,649
You'll be the youngest author
on my roster.
610
00:23:46,650 --> 00:23:48,767
Why don't we grab a drink
over here so we can talk?
611
00:23:48,769 --> 00:23:51,321
Just the two of us.
Yeah.
612
00:23:51,322 --> 00:23:54,157
Uh... definitely.
613
00:23:54,158 --> 00:23:56,024
Hey.
614
00:23:56,026 --> 00:23:58,660
- Hi there.
- You're... you're here. I'm so surprised.
615
00:23:58,662 --> 00:24:00,061
Good. I wanted to surprise you.
616
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:02,230
Um, Sebastian, this is Tripp.
617
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,867
Nice to meet you.
618
00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:05,368
Well, you seem busy.
619
00:24:05,369 --> 00:24:06,668
Maybe some other time.
620
00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:07,737
Okay.
Who was that?
621
00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:09,005
Am I interrupting something?
622
00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:10,673
No. No.
623
00:24:10,674 --> 00:24:14,681
I couldn't tell him the truth...
That he was.
624
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:26,237
I have no heroes
625
00:24:26,238 --> 00:24:29,156
I'm just havin' a good time
626
00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:32,513
don't remember the Beatles
627
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,046
don't like the stones
628
00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:36,464
Are you still working?
629
00:24:36,465 --> 00:24:37,780
No, not working...
630
00:24:37,782 --> 00:24:39,917
Or even working it, apparently.
631
00:24:39,918 --> 00:24:41,801
All right, good.
632
00:24:41,803 --> 00:24:44,722
What do you say we get outta here?
633
00:24:44,723 --> 00:24:47,208
But... you just got here.
634
00:24:47,209 --> 00:24:48,809
Can we stay for a little bit?
635
00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:50,044
It's a really fun party.
636
00:24:50,045 --> 00:24:51,612
I'm not in the mood
to be around all these people.
637
00:24:51,613 --> 00:24:53,546
I wanna go somewhere
that's just the two of us.
638
00:24:53,548 --> 00:24:55,933
Yeah. Uh... okay.
Yeah, sure.
639
00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:59,936
Um... I'm just, uh...
I need to get my coat.
640
00:24:59,938 --> 00:25:02,751
So wait here, and, um,
I'll be back in two minutes.
641
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:06,777
But we're livin'
in the 80's
642
00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,196
linvin' in the 80's
643
00:25:09,197 --> 00:25:11,866
said we're livin'
in the 80's
644
00:25:11,867 --> 00:25:13,000
have you seen Tripp?
645
00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:15,119
Mm. I thought he was with you.
646
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:18,655
Lesson learned... when you find
your future at a party...
647
00:25:18,656 --> 00:25:22,058
Don't let it walk off without you.
648
00:25:30,668 --> 00:25:32,836
If you were cool and interesting,
649
00:25:32,837 --> 00:25:34,855
and really listened to the music
you claim to like,
650
00:25:34,856 --> 00:25:36,673
you would have let me
steal those tapes.
651
00:25:36,674 --> 00:25:39,026
I am a true nihilist.
652
00:25:39,027 --> 00:25:40,727
You're just a terrible shoplifter.
653
00:25:40,729 --> 00:25:43,446
Your eyes...
They're too expressive.
654
00:25:43,448 --> 00:25:45,949
No, they're not.
They show everything.
655
00:25:45,951 --> 00:25:47,617
You need to learn
to control them better.
656
00:25:47,619 --> 00:25:50,037
Can I have my record back...
The one I actually bought?
657
00:25:50,038 --> 00:25:52,455
And I don't need you
to teach me how to shoplift.
658
00:25:54,025 --> 00:25:56,544
control them how?
659
00:25:56,545 --> 00:26:00,130
Don't do this.
660
00:26:00,132 --> 00:26:03,300
Also, you need to learn
to be ambidextrous.
661
00:26:03,301 --> 00:26:06,087
Shop with one hand...
662
00:26:06,088 --> 00:26:07,504
Steal with the other.
663
00:26:07,506 --> 00:26:09,640
And always be looking at
the hand you're shopping with.
664
00:26:09,641 --> 00:26:12,426
Go ahead. Try it.
665
00:26:12,427 --> 00:26:15,229
Is this a trap? You gonna
lock me in that room again?
666
00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:16,930
Ha. Nah.
667
00:26:16,932 --> 00:26:19,567
Even though
your eyes gave you away,
668
00:26:19,568 --> 00:26:20,954
they're also really pretty.
669
00:26:23,521 --> 00:26:24,922
Take 'em.
670
00:26:24,923 --> 00:26:28,242
They're yours.
671
00:26:28,243 --> 00:26:29,493
Are you serious?
672
00:26:29,494 --> 00:26:31,278
There.
You're doing it again.
673
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,571
I thought having immigrant parents
674
00:26:40,572 --> 00:26:41,838
made me a shoo-in.
675
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,842
But west has a single mother.
He even tops me there.
676
00:26:44,843 --> 00:26:47,428
An athlete, perfect grades...
He has every hook there is.
677
00:26:47,429 --> 00:26:48,962
He is Captain Hook.
678
00:26:48,964 --> 00:26:52,633
Does it really help you
to watch this?
679
00:26:52,634 --> 00:26:53,749
No.
680
00:26:53,751 --> 00:26:56,103
You're right.
Let's get out of here.
681
00:26:56,104 --> 00:26:59,223
Mouse, I need you.
You do?
682
00:26:59,224 --> 00:27:00,307
West was just saying someone
should round up his teammates
683
00:27:00,308 --> 00:27:02,892
for a yearbook photo.
Could you do that?
684
00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:06,197
Can I speak to you
for a second?
685
00:27:06,198 --> 00:27:07,531
They say the road to hell
686
00:27:07,532 --> 00:27:08,983
is paved with good intentions.
687
00:27:08,984 --> 00:27:10,868
Mouse was starting to feel
the same could be said
688
00:27:10,869 --> 00:27:12,319
of the road to Harvard.
689
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,371
She was finally ready
to stop paving.
690
00:27:14,372 --> 00:27:16,373
Listen, this is kind of sad,
watching you suck up
691
00:27:16,374 --> 00:27:18,492
to these popular kids.
692
00:27:18,493 --> 00:27:20,710
You don't need them.
You went to Harvard.
693
00:27:20,712 --> 00:27:22,630
And you're a smart Asian chick.
694
00:27:22,631 --> 00:27:24,081
We may be a dime a dozen,
695
00:27:24,082 --> 00:27:26,270
but that doesn't mean
we're not awesome.
696
00:27:30,638 --> 00:27:32,985
I really could have used
a friend like you.
697
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,591
You're a cool chick.
698
00:27:34,593 --> 00:27:37,428
Although you could be
a tad less bitchy
699
00:27:37,429 --> 00:27:39,597
to someone who can
actually help you.
700
00:27:39,598 --> 00:27:42,465
Got it.
701
00:27:45,937 --> 00:27:50,127
Basketball team, yearbook photo,
end of the hall! Now!
702
00:27:51,642 --> 00:27:53,911
Not that end. This end,
703
00:27:53,912 --> 00:27:56,247
where they're taking
the yearbook pictures!
704
00:27:56,248 --> 00:27:58,552
Oy, vey. My goodness.
705
00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:03,954
Hi, boys.
706
00:28:03,955 --> 00:28:06,874
Hey, Donna.
707
00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:08,926
Trolling for your next victim?
708
00:28:08,927 --> 00:28:10,660
Victim?
709
00:28:10,662 --> 00:28:12,295
Well, you can't seem to go
20 minutes without a guy.
710
00:28:12,297 --> 00:28:14,380
Oh, I can.
They just won't let me.
711
00:28:14,382 --> 00:28:17,952
Funny. Walt didn't seem
to find you irresistible.
712
00:28:17,953 --> 00:28:20,603
How long did that last?
What was it, two weeks?
713
00:28:20,605 --> 00:28:22,522
Hmm, not quite.
Not surprised.
714
00:28:22,524 --> 00:28:25,441
You're not his type.
You're right. I'm not.
715
00:28:25,443 --> 00:28:28,561
Coincidentally, or... maybe not,
716
00:28:28,563 --> 00:28:30,230
Walt's decided he's not
mad at me anymore.
717
00:28:30,232 --> 00:28:31,982
I don't think it's a coincidence.
718
00:28:31,983 --> 00:28:34,318
I sincerely hope you don't expect
719
00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:35,881
to get back together with him.
720
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,570
I'm sure that's what you hope.
721
00:28:37,572 --> 00:28:39,874
Oh, honey, I know
you won't believe me,
722
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,659
but I'm saying this
for your own good.
723
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:44,245
Move on while you can.
724
00:28:44,246 --> 00:28:45,529
I've seen your mother.
725
00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:47,684
You won't have
that metabolism forever.
726
00:28:48,832 --> 00:28:50,717
I get your little game.
It's not gonna work.
727
00:28:50,719 --> 00:28:54,004
Maggie may not have been ready
to move on,
728
00:28:54,005 --> 00:28:55,638
but Sebastian was...
729
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:56,840
To his next drink.
730
00:28:58,977 --> 00:29:01,645
There you are.
731
00:29:01,646 --> 00:29:03,814
Hey. There you are.
732
00:29:03,815 --> 00:29:06,150
Okay, I've only been gone
a few minutes.
733
00:29:06,151 --> 00:29:08,051
How many of those have you had?
734
00:29:08,052 --> 00:29:09,186
Three.
735
00:29:09,187 --> 00:29:11,238
Four.
736
00:29:12,357 --> 00:29:13,774
Oh, don't worry.
I'm fine.
737
00:29:13,775 --> 00:29:15,526
You don't seem fine.
738
00:29:15,527 --> 00:29:16,943
Is... is something going on?
739
00:29:16,945 --> 00:29:19,580
A party, in case
you hadn't noticed.
740
00:29:19,581 --> 00:29:23,929
And something else was going on
with Walt and Bennet.
741
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:27,037
As I watched them,
I began to wonder.
742
00:29:27,038 --> 00:29:29,123
Hey, there's Walt.
743
00:29:29,124 --> 00:29:30,540
Who's the guy?
744
00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:33,677
Uh...
Someone I work with.
745
00:29:33,678 --> 00:29:35,911
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we should go.
746
00:29:35,913 --> 00:29:37,214
No, let's go talk to 'em.
747
00:29:37,215 --> 00:29:39,432
We don't have to.
748
00:29:39,434 --> 00:29:41,018
- Hey, man.
- Hey.
749
00:29:41,019 --> 00:29:43,102
Hope we're not interrupting.
750
00:29:43,104 --> 00:29:44,825
Oh, not at all. I thought
you couldn't come tonight.
751
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:47,524
- Oh, I couldn't miss her birthday.
- It's your birthday?
752
00:29:47,525 --> 00:29:49,276
Uh...
Whoa. Second base.
753
00:29:50,612 --> 00:29:53,029
Yeah, he's a little drunk.
Happy Birthday to me.
754
00:29:53,031 --> 00:29:54,982
Oh, I saw you talking
to Tripp Ramsey earlier.
755
00:29:54,983 --> 00:29:57,335
Is he interested in you? I know
he likes to get them young.
756
00:29:57,336 --> 00:29:59,119
- Oh.
- Wait. Is some guy hitting on you?
757
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,904
Was it that guy you
introduced me to? Where is he?
758
00:30:00,905 --> 00:30:01,955
No, he's...
759
00:30:01,957 --> 00:30:03,824
He's a publisher
with young authors.
760
00:30:03,825 --> 00:30:05,941
- Then why would he be talking to you?
- Well, it's kind of a crazy story,
761
00:30:05,943 --> 00:30:08,245
but Larissa made it seem like
I have a book,
762
00:30:08,246 --> 00:30:10,130
which is really more like
journal musings.
763
00:30:10,131 --> 00:30:14,083
So go seal the deal.
He's right over there.
764
00:30:14,085 --> 00:30:16,553
You wanna go? Let's go.
I'm with you all the way.
765
00:30:16,554 --> 00:30:17,888
We'll go together. I can be...
766
00:30:17,889 --> 00:30:19,173
I can be very charming.
767
00:30:19,174 --> 00:30:22,509
Oh. Um, you know what?
Maybe some other time, okay?
768
00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,978
Okay.
I should get you home.
769
00:30:23,979 --> 00:30:25,229
All right.
770
00:30:25,230 --> 00:30:29,350
It looked like my big break
would have to wait.
771
00:30:29,351 --> 00:30:30,914
Thanks.
772
00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:37,127
This isn't going to work
773
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:38,972
unless some of you guys kneel down.
774
00:30:40,963 --> 00:30:42,642
I wish you could have heard Donna.
775
00:30:42,643 --> 00:30:44,926
She basically said that Walt
isn't over me,
776
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:46,479
and that's why they broke up.
777
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:50,533
Really? Is that what she said,
or is that what you heard?
778
00:30:50,534 --> 00:30:51,984
No one's kneeling.
779
00:30:53,821 --> 00:30:55,938
Okay, you wanna be in this photo,
780
00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:58,106
you gotta kneel down.
You...
781
00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:00,108
Kneel. You, kneel. Kneel.
782
00:31:00,110 --> 00:31:01,944
Why are you still doing this?
783
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,162
That poison Ivy Leaguer's
long gone.
784
00:31:03,164 --> 00:31:05,330
I like organizing things.
785
00:31:05,332 --> 00:31:07,250
Come on, guys. We don't have
all day. Let's go.
786
00:31:07,251 --> 00:31:08,783
Perfect.
787
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:09,993
They're ready.
788
00:31:11,671 --> 00:31:13,105
Say, "bulldogs""
789
00:31:13,107 --> 00:31:14,507
Bulldogs.
790
00:31:14,508 --> 00:31:17,926
No one has ever been able to get
all of us together at one time.
791
00:31:17,928 --> 00:31:19,229
I had no idea it would be this easy
792
00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:20,396
to order a bunch of jocks around.
793
00:31:20,397 --> 00:31:22,732
You know what? She should be
our team manager.
794
00:31:22,733 --> 00:31:23,765
Ah, I don't know.
795
00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:25,351
Why not? She's smart,
796
00:31:25,352 --> 00:31:27,986
she's organized, and we need one.
797
00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:29,780
We didn't even have a team photo
in the yearbook last year.
798
00:31:29,781 --> 00:31:30,880
What would I have to do?
799
00:31:30,881 --> 00:31:33,525
Bookkeeping, scheduling,
recording statistics.
800
00:31:33,527 --> 00:31:36,686
Oh, that sounds boring.
That's what I do for fun.
801
00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:38,915
We'd have to ask the coach.
I doubt he'd agree
802
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,082
to have a girl as team manager.
803
00:31:40,084 --> 00:31:41,201
Keep trying to talk me out of it.
804
00:31:41,202 --> 00:31:44,671
That just makes me
more determined to do it.
805
00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,372
In life, I'll travel many roads...
806
00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,209
But hopefully,
none will be as terrifying
807
00:31:49,210 --> 00:31:51,778
as the merritt parkway
in stick shift.
808
00:31:54,131 --> 00:31:56,015
- You okay?
- Mnh.
809
00:31:56,016 --> 00:31:57,832
You're a terrible driver.
810
00:32:00,354 --> 00:32:02,128
But you're an amazing girlfriend.
811
00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:04,189
Sebastian.
812
00:32:04,191 --> 00:32:07,227
You care about me.
813
00:32:07,228 --> 00:32:09,135
I feel like you're
the only one who does.
814
00:32:11,481 --> 00:32:12,682
Is this about your mother?
815
00:32:12,683 --> 00:32:16,235
This is about my mother.
816
00:32:17,487 --> 00:32:19,589
I'm sorry I ruined
the party for you.
817
00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:21,207
No, you didn't.
818
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,024
I should've left right away.
819
00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:25,026
I knew you were upset.
I could see it.
820
00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:28,631
What happened?
821
00:32:28,632 --> 00:32:31,550
What always happens.
822
00:32:31,552 --> 00:32:34,369
Something came up.
823
00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,171
Something always comes up.
824
00:32:36,173 --> 00:32:39,558
I don't understand why
your mother hurts you like this.
825
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:41,894
Yeah, I don't either, Carrie.
826
00:32:41,895 --> 00:32:43,595
Maybe I deserve it or something.
827
00:32:43,597 --> 00:32:46,282
No. No.
828
00:32:46,283 --> 00:32:48,317
You deserve so much more.
829
00:32:48,319 --> 00:32:51,136
I believe it when you say it.
830
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,889
That night, Sebastian told me
a lot about his journey,
831
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:57,225
and I helped carry
some of his baggage.
832
00:32:59,362 --> 00:33:00,563
I could go to college...
833
00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:02,899
Pretty much any college I wanted,
834
00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,535
but... for what?
835
00:33:05,536 --> 00:33:09,538
I only wanna go to college
to get away from my family.
836
00:33:11,341 --> 00:33:12,866
There are no accidents.
837
00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,378
Whatever happens,
it's... it's what's meant to be.
838
00:33:16,380 --> 00:33:20,717
The real reason
you took those tapes?
839
00:33:20,718 --> 00:33:21,851
So this could happen.
840
00:33:21,852 --> 00:33:24,127
You and me.
841
00:33:28,758 --> 00:33:30,926
Have anyone ever kissed you,
Dorrit?
842
00:33:30,928 --> 00:33:34,179
No.
843
00:33:36,733 --> 00:33:38,034
Can I be the first?
844
00:33:38,035 --> 00:33:41,353
Yes.
845
00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:00,705
Dorrit wasn't the only one
that night
846
00:34:00,871 --> 00:34:04,143
who crossed paths
with a meaningful new person.
847
00:34:04,144 --> 00:34:08,481
So... would you wanna
hang out again?
848
00:34:08,482 --> 00:34:09,965
I know I'm just a High School kid
849
00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:10,982
from Connecticut.
850
00:34:11,298 --> 00:34:13,102
Anytime, Walt.
851
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:18,908
fly like the wind,
fly like the wind
852
00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:30,610
my dad's out of town.
853
00:34:32,321 --> 00:34:34,289
Do you have to get home,
or can you stay?
854
00:34:34,291 --> 00:34:37,593
I can stay.
855
00:34:37,594 --> 00:34:39,712
I'll tell my dad
I'm sleeping at Maggie's.
856
00:34:39,713 --> 00:34:42,131
And frankly, I'm too terrified
to drive your car
857
00:34:42,132 --> 00:34:44,299
back to my house anyway.
858
00:34:44,301 --> 00:34:46,852
Thank you...
For being here.
859
00:34:46,854 --> 00:34:48,520
I feel bad.
860
00:34:48,522 --> 00:34:50,088
What a crappy birthday for you.
861
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:53,466
Oh. I wouldn't wanna be
anywhere else.
862
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,245
Bast! I'm here.
863
00:35:12,246 --> 00:35:14,863
Honey, I'm here.
864
00:35:26,373 --> 00:35:28,937
I know I'm late,
but I feel like I've been
865
00:35:28,938 --> 00:35:30,322
through an emotional meat grinder.
866
00:35:30,323 --> 00:35:32,524
That bastard Lucas...
He thinks I can't tell
867
00:35:32,525 --> 00:35:34,442
he's been cheating on me,
868
00:35:34,444 --> 00:35:37,111
after what I've been through
with your father?
869
00:35:37,113 --> 00:35:39,897
You're just gonna stand there?
870
00:35:39,899 --> 00:35:44,476
Mom, my friend's here.
I'm sorry about this.
871
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:47,038
- I'm sorry, too. What was your name?
- Carrie.
872
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,590
Carrie.
873
00:35:49,592 --> 00:35:52,677
Uh, just give me a minute.
I can get her to leave.
874
00:35:52,679 --> 00:35:55,146
No, be with her.
She needs you.
875
00:35:55,148 --> 00:35:56,331
I was really excited.
876
00:35:56,332 --> 00:35:58,383
Yeah, me, too.
877
00:35:58,385 --> 00:36:00,436
I should at least drive you home.
878
00:36:00,437 --> 00:36:01,853
No, you've been drinking,
879
00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:04,222
and it's only a mile.
I can handle it.
880
00:36:04,224 --> 00:36:05,773
You sure? I'm worried.
881
00:36:05,775 --> 00:36:07,092
No, I'm good,
882
00:36:07,093 --> 00:36:10,210
now that I know the clutch
is the pedal on the left.
883
00:36:13,232 --> 00:36:15,173
It was nice meeting you.
884
00:36:21,373 --> 00:36:24,776
Robert frost once wrote,
885
00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:27,227
"two roads diverged
in a yellow wood,
886
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:29,780
and sorry I could not
travel both..."
887
00:36:29,782 --> 00:36:32,918
We are told we can only follow
one path.
888
00:36:32,919 --> 00:36:36,004
There are forks in the road,
and we must choose one.
889
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:38,474
Tonight I had chosen
to take care of Sebastian
890
00:36:38,475 --> 00:36:42,344
and to help him down his path,
but I wanted to have both,
891
00:36:42,345 --> 00:36:45,097
to take care of those I loved
and also my own needs.
892
00:36:45,098 --> 00:36:49,801
I wanted to have it all,
or at least try.
893
00:36:49,802 --> 00:36:54,045
And since it was my birthday,
I could wish for what I wanted.
894
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,645
Morning.
895
00:37:00,646 --> 00:37:01,829
Morning.
896
00:37:01,831 --> 00:37:03,581
Um, you want some juice?
897
00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:06,451
Um... yeah. Sure.
898
00:37:06,453 --> 00:37:08,420
So how was your birthday?
Fine.
899
00:37:08,421 --> 00:37:10,589
Sort of a non-event.
900
00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:12,591
Well, maybe this...
901
00:37:12,592 --> 00:37:14,842
Will make it a little more special.
902
00:37:14,844 --> 00:37:18,045
I'm sorry I wasn't able
to give it to you yesterday.
903
00:37:18,047 --> 00:37:20,498
Happy Birthday.
904
00:37:24,686 --> 00:37:26,137
Is this what I think it is?
905
00:37:26,139 --> 00:37:27,605
If you think it's a credit card.
906
00:37:28,775 --> 00:37:29,974
That's impossible.
907
00:37:29,976 --> 00:37:31,776
I have my own credit card.
908
00:37:31,778 --> 00:37:32,894
All right, look,
I am entrusting you
909
00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:34,146
not to go crazy
with this thing, all right?
910
00:37:34,147 --> 00:37:35,679
There's a limit on that...
A very small limit.
911
00:37:35,681 --> 00:37:38,983
Yes, I will be very responsible
with it, I promise.
912
00:37:38,985 --> 00:37:40,685
So... can I go take
my friends out for breakfast
913
00:37:40,686 --> 00:37:41,786
at the diner?
914
00:37:41,788 --> 00:37:44,289
- Sure.
- Okay.
915
00:37:44,290 --> 00:37:46,541
I have my own credit card!
916
00:37:48,378 --> 00:37:51,662
Dorrit!
917
00:37:51,664 --> 00:37:53,498
Guess what I got for my birthday.
918
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,367
A credit card.
A credit card.
919
00:37:55,368 --> 00:37:57,635
And this.
920
00:37:57,637 --> 00:38:00,672
You made me a mixtape?
921
00:38:00,673 --> 00:38:03,948
Oh, sweetie.
922
00:38:04,114 --> 00:38:06,545
I can't believe
you made me a mixtape.
923
00:38:06,546 --> 00:38:09,148
Don't have a cow.
924
00:38:09,149 --> 00:38:11,098
It's a big deal.
925
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:13,416
No one's ever made me one before.
926
00:38:15,053 --> 00:38:16,405
The day after my birthday
927
00:38:16,406 --> 00:38:19,391
is turning out way better
than my birthday.
928
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:29,083
This is mom's favorite song.
929
00:38:29,085 --> 00:38:31,369
They're all mom's favorite songs.
930
00:38:31,371 --> 00:38:34,755
P.S. She had much better taste
in music than you.
931
00:38:37,126 --> 00:38:39,260
I'm taking everyone
to breakfast at the diner.
932
00:38:39,262 --> 00:38:40,545
Come with me.
933
00:38:40,547 --> 00:38:42,797
And I'm driving us
in Sebastian's Porsche.
934
00:38:42,799 --> 00:38:44,883
Cool! Do you know how to drive it?
935
00:38:44,884 --> 00:38:46,351
Nope.
936
00:38:47,741 --> 00:38:49,638
passed the church
and the steeple
937
00:38:49,639 --> 00:38:52,441
the laundry on the hill
938
00:38:52,442 --> 00:38:54,026
Oh, no.
939
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:56,144
That skank Donna's
sitting at the counter.
940
00:38:56,145 --> 00:38:57,613
I know.
I asked her to meet me here.
941
00:38:57,614 --> 00:38:59,197
She's not having breakfast
with us, is she?
942
00:38:59,199 --> 00:39:02,590
No, I wanna have an appetite.
This'll just take me a second.
943
00:39:02,756 --> 00:39:05,103
I know I will
944
00:39:05,104 --> 00:39:07,154
Donna.
Why am I here?
945
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,625
Tempted by the fruit
of another
946
00:39:09,626 --> 00:39:11,793
I get it.
You're cool and in the mix.
947
00:39:11,794 --> 00:39:14,212
You have the bag, and you
wanna rub my face in it.
948
00:39:14,214 --> 00:39:16,747
Well...
Consider my face rubbed.
949
00:39:16,749 --> 00:39:18,356
Actually, I'm giving you the bag.
950
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,619
Now that you have gone
951
00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:23,504
what is this sick,
twisted game you're playing?
952
00:39:23,506 --> 00:39:25,006
Donna, I'm giving you the bag.
953
00:39:25,008 --> 00:39:27,174
Wh-why? H-h-how...
954
00:39:27,176 --> 00:39:29,409
My boss was feeling generous,
and now so am I.
955
00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:31,762
Why is she benefiting from
this generosity and not me?
956
00:39:31,764 --> 00:39:35,832
Because I think you've been
a really good friend.
957
00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:37,818
When?
I think I would remember.
958
00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:39,937
Not to me. To Walt.
959
00:39:39,939 --> 00:39:44,075
For some reason,
seems like he could talk to you.
960
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:47,079
Oh.
961
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,251
Well, I like Walt,
and I want him to be happy.
962
00:39:49,252 --> 00:39:50,448
Yeah, me, too.
963
00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:52,651
If that's the reason, you really
don't have to give me this.
964
00:39:52,652 --> 00:39:54,035
No, I-I want to.
965
00:39:54,037 --> 00:39:55,977
Yoo-hoo. I also like Walt.
966
00:39:57,256 --> 00:39:58,506
Why am I not getting the bag?
967
00:39:58,508 --> 00:40:00,708
Is this your sister?
I think my sister melody
968
00:40:00,710 --> 00:40:02,160
is in your class.
969
00:40:02,161 --> 00:40:04,513
Yeah, everybody knows melody...
970
00:40:04,514 --> 00:40:06,237
Amd her flotation devices.
971
00:40:06,403 --> 00:40:08,833
You're a charmer.
But what do I care?
972
00:40:08,834 --> 00:40:10,867
I have a bag nobody else has.
973
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:13,689
I wish
974
00:40:15,275 --> 00:40:16,308
Carrie!
975
00:40:16,309 --> 00:40:18,510
Happy Birthday!
976
00:40:21,813 --> 00:40:24,283
You'll have to tell me
everything. How was it?
977
00:40:24,284 --> 00:40:25,381
See you tomorrow.
978
00:40:25,547 --> 00:40:26,868
Another
979
00:40:26,869 --> 00:40:28,202
hey.
980
00:40:28,204 --> 00:40:29,371
Hi.
981
00:40:29,372 --> 00:40:30,906
How was the party last night?
Did you have fun?
982
00:40:30,907 --> 00:40:33,824
- Yeah. A lot of fun, actually.
- Yeah.
983
00:40:33,826 --> 00:40:35,410
Um...
Before we go over there,
984
00:40:35,411 --> 00:40:37,996
there's something
I wanna tell you. Can...
985
00:40:37,997 --> 00:40:39,997
Okay.
986
00:40:40,312 --> 00:40:43,941
Tempted
but the truth is discovered
987
00:40:44,107 --> 00:40:49,106
Um... Walt, I just want you to know
that I'm ready to get back together
988
00:40:49,108 --> 00:40:52,828
- whenever you are.
- Oh, Mags...
989
00:40:52,829 --> 00:40:57,048
- That's not gonna happen.
- I know.
990
00:40:57,049 --> 00:41:00,218
It's too soon. Um, y-you can
take as much time as you need.
991
00:41:00,219 --> 00:41:01,987
I love you.
992
00:41:01,988 --> 00:41:04,422
I will always love you,
993
00:41:04,423 --> 00:41:06,440
but from now on,
just as a friend...
994
00:41:06,442 --> 00:41:08,609
A really good friend,
995
00:41:08,611 --> 00:41:11,212
but not a boyfriend.
996
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,429
Oh.
997
00:41:14,583 --> 00:41:18,120
Um, o-okay.
998
00:41:18,121 --> 00:41:19,338
Now come on.
Let's go celebrate Carrie.
999
00:41:21,424 --> 00:41:23,708
Birthday time.
Aah!
1000
00:41:25,428 --> 00:41:26,461
Oh.
1001
00:41:26,462 --> 00:41:28,295
Aha.
1002
00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:34,019
happy, Happy Birthday
in a hot bath
1003
00:41:34,020 --> 00:41:36,271
To those nice, nice nights
1004
00:41:36,272 --> 00:41:37,439
what did you wish for?
1005
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,024
Well, it's a secret.
I can't tell you.
1006
00:41:39,025 --> 00:41:40,498
Otherwise, it won't come true.
1007
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:42,360
Oh, come on.
Yeah, you can tell us.
1008
00:41:43,479 --> 00:41:45,479
- Mm.
- Hi.
1009
00:41:45,481 --> 00:41:47,065
Hey! You're here.
1010
00:41:47,066 --> 00:41:48,483
Would you like a present,
too?
1011
00:41:48,484 --> 00:41:50,317
All right, one cupcake.
1012
00:41:52,905 --> 00:41:56,374
Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday
1013
00:41:58,326 --> 00:41:59,438
Wish granted.
1014
00:41:59,439 --> 00:42:01,835
Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday
1015
00:42:01,836 --> 00:42:05,483
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