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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:05,063 [ Woman ] Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:08,835 Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator... 3 00:00:08,908 --> 00:00:10,842 and vanished. 4 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:18,042 He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, 5 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:21,713 facing mirror images that were not his own... 6 00:00:21,788 --> 00:00:25,918 and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. 7 00:00:27,093 --> 00:00:31,029 His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, 8 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:35,693 who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. 9 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:41,103 And so, Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, 10 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:44,268 striving to put right what once went wrong... 11 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:47,177 and hoping each time that his next leap... 12 00:00:47,247 --> 00:00:49,477 will be the leap home. 13 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,478 ...devil-worshipping motorcycle bums. 14 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:57,489 Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. 15 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,253 Hey, Roberto.! What about the First Amendment? 16 00:01:00,326 --> 00:01:02,794 Yeah! "Congress shall make no act... 17 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:05,490 "respecting the establishment of religion... 18 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:08,261 and prohibiting the free exercise thereof.'' 19 00:01:08,334 --> 00:01:12,566 Hey, that doesn't include animal sacrifices, and you know it. 20 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:14,470 Tell him! Oh, come on. You know what I'm talking about. 21 00:01:14,541 --> 00:01:16,406 Tell him! Don't you push me now. 22 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:19,138 [ Audience Clamoring ] 23 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:22,408 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it. Stop it. 24 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,245 [ Groaning ] Oh, boy. 25 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:45,020 [ People Shouting ] [ Man ] Get off of me.! 26 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,465 [ Indistinct ] The little weasel. What a little weasel. 27 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,628 Are you all right? Yeah, I'm just a little- 28 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,967 I'm just a little dazed, that's all. [ Man #2 ] This guy- I'm gonna get him. 29 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,973 I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get him now. 30 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:57,236 Here. Do your wrap-up. Yeah? 31 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:59,244 And we'll be out of here. Wrap-up? 32 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,246 Yeah. They've had it. They're messing with the wrong guy. 33 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:03,908 They're not gonna mess with our kids like this- Or me or you. 34 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:05,974 In five, Don't talk back to me. 35 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:09,180 four, three, I know what I'm talking about. That's it. No, I- No, no. 36 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:11,189 two- [ Man #3 ] Get out ofhere. 37 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:15,159 * [ Orchestral Flourish ] [ Man #1 ] I'm gonna kill him.! 38 00:03:15,228 --> 00:03:17,162 Uh- Uh- 39 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:19,164 Tomorrow on, uh, 40 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:22,491 Roberto, uh, 41 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:26,939 uh, animals as, uh, friends... 42 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:30,100 We've got lawyers. We're gonna sue. Get me? 43 00:03:30,176 --> 00:03:32,167 and lovers, uh, 44 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,749 Sunday school teachers for marijuana, [ Crowd ] Yeah.! 45 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:40,285 and, uh, uh, 46 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:43,948 finally, Dr. Laura Schlessinger on centerfolds- 47 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:45,957 We'll be here for that one. Yeah! 48 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,652 Uh- Let go of me.! Let go of me.! 49 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:52,289 "Liberated females or chauvinist slaves?'' Put me down! Put me down! 50 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,198 [ Yelling ] 51 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,236 That's tomorrow on... 52 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,930 [ Mouthing Words ] Robert0- Roberto. 53 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:01,565 - And we're clear. - You squeezed my arm.! All right, that does it.! 54 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:04,075 I'm calling- [ Indistinct ] Hey, great show. 55 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:06,737 [ Chuckles ] Thanks. Sign this for me. It's for my daughter. 56 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,407 Sure. [ Chattering ] 57 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,416 Thanks. 58 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:13,418 Hey, man, the switchboard's going crazy, 59 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:16,580 and Earl wants to see you pronto. Okay. 60 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,250 Hey, uh- It's that way. 61 00:04:19,325 --> 00:04:21,953 Yeah, right. I was just- just testing. 62 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,962 Uh, you sure you don't want a doctor? 63 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,430 No, no, I'm- I'm fine. I'm okay, really. 64 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:28,433 Thanks though. 65 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:32,600 Roberto? Here's some ice for your head. 66 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:34,799 Yeah, thanks. 67 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:37,001 Good show, everybody. Let's wrap this up. 68 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:39,943 [ Sam Narrating ] Leaping about in time, I've come to expect a few surprises, 69 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:44,109 but it's a little hard to prepare for a head butt from a stranger. 70 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:47,209 I just hoped the rest of this leap would go a little smoother. 71 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,221 Hey, you okay? Huh? 72 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,223 Great show. [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 73 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,418 I suppose you'll be asking for a raise now. 74 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,859 I'm sorry? Or at least hazardous duty pay. 75 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:58,021 Maybe it'll leave a scar and give you that rough, manly look... 76 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,588 which you so desperately desire. [ Phone Rings ] 77 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:03,067 Earl will probably ask you to get hit every show now- 78 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:06,333 Maybe twice a day, once for 6:00 and once for 1 1 :00. 79 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:11,735 Are-Are you talking about the news? News? Did I miss something? 80 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,247 If I had better lungs, I wouldn't have to deal with you. Go away. You're boring me. 81 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,079 Oh, I think I like this leap already. Al. 82 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:20,585 "I'll'' what? 83 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:23,588 I'll- I'll be leaving you alone now, okay? [ Sighs ] 84 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,647 "Al be leaving you alone now.'' 85 00:05:25,725 --> 00:05:29,422 What happened? What'd you do to your head? I, uh- I, uh- 86 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,588 What'd you do to your head? Sam? 87 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:34,599 I got head butted by the führer. Oh. 88 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,602 What do you mean, you got head butted by the führer? 89 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,298 It's a long story. What have you got? Well- 90 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,307 All right. [ Electronic Whine ] 91 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,605 It's 1 982. 92 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,942 Your name is " Ruberto''- Roberto Gutierrez, 93 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,541 and you're working for KDNM-TV... 94 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,608 in Destiny, New Mexico. 95 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,813 Oh, you must be a local sort of version of Geraldo. 96 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,618 [ Chuckles ] Good. Great.Just great. 97 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,784 Uh, well, in the last six months, 98 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,954 your ratings have been going up, but in the past, 99 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:08,228 your smart mouth has always been a sort of "career-limiting asset.'' 100 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,735 What are you telling me? I get fired a lot? Is that it? Yeah. Bingo. 101 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,738 But now it's starting to pay off and you're gonna go up to the big time. 102 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:17,071 So all I have to do then is just- Is stay a smart mouth, be a wise guy, 103 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,907 be a big, fat pain in the- I get it, okay? 104 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:23,244 Yeah. I'm not that kind of person though. That's not my natural way. 105 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,910 It's okay. You just read my lips, you'll be fine. 106 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,613 Now there's a man who can take a shot. 107 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,622 Oh. [ Chuckling ] 108 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,624 How's the bean? Still in one piece? Okay. Yeah. 109 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:35,718 Good, huh? Hey- Hey, maybe you could do it again tomorrow. That'd be killer. 110 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:38,093 This is Earl Skipper. He's the station manager and the news director. 111 00:06:38,164 --> 00:06:40,098 We should capitalize on this thing- 112 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:43,101 You know, play it for all it's worth. Maybe we could even build a few shows around it, huh? 113 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:45,433 I'll tell you what. Why don't you lie down in the parking lot, 114 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:47,939 and I'll accidentally back over you with my car? 115 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,669 Probably, we can get a whole week out of that. I like it. 116 00:06:50,743 --> 00:06:54,304 [ Al ] Roberto would never let her get away with that. Try this- 117 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,848 "What's the matter? Did you fall off your broomstick this morning?'" 118 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,282 What's the matter? Did you fall off your broomstick this morning? 119 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,616 Kids, kids, kids, behave- or no dinner. Now, let me see here. 120 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:03,621 [ Al ] This is Jani Eisenberg. 121 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:06,385 She's an investigative reporter. She was a big hotshot in Chicago, 122 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,053 but then she moved out here to New Mexico because of her health. 123 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,494 She's got asthma. Now what have you got coming up... 124 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:13,532 that we can shove up against this head butt thing... 125 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:16,033 and really make it roll, huh? Uh, coming up? 126 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,036 Yeah, as in " next.'' Jani, go to your room. 127 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,834 He wants to know if you got any ideas for upcoming shows. 128 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,671 Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I got this idea- Tell him you got one... 129 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:25,677 about Elvis, or one about the supernatural- for an Elvis show... 130 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,645 One about sex. That always sells. about, uh- Ooh. 131 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:31,240 Oh, yeah. women who claim to have slept with Elvis's ghost. 132 00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:34,445 Oh! I love it. Save it for sweeps. And the Kennedys. 133 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,717 I've got a Kennedy story about, uh- Elizabeth Taylor robbing the cradle. And the mob. 134 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:42,250 Oh, uh, this guy claims that he's J.F.K.'s evil twin, Oh! 135 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,489 only he just escaped from the sanitarium... 136 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,725 where he's been his whole life. Oh, I love it. What else? 137 00:07:46,799 --> 00:07:48,699 Yeah, I'd like to see that one too. Uh- 138 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:53,205 - Women who try too hard? - Maybe you can get one of them to punch you. 139 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:55,638 I'm just kiddin'. [ Laughs ] 140 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,176 No, no. We'll go with what's scheduled, and we'll do a follow-up next week. 141 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,178 It'll be great. [Jani ] Let's hope the world... 142 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,373 can hold its breath that long. [ Al ] Stay on her, Sam. 143 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,042 And what earthshaking story are you working on? 144 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,211 Gas stations that promise full service but don't deliver. 145 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,721 Now there's a national emergency. 146 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:13,190 Get me the president! 147 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:17,355 Fifty bucks says you couldn't do a serious and hard-hitting story if your life depended on it. 148 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,898 Double it. A hundred says I can do any story you can. 149 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,365 - Fine. - Fine. 150 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,062 [ Phone Rings ] 151 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,739 Jani Eisenberg. 152 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:32,903 One moment. Yoo-hoo. Your story's on the phone. 153 00:08:35,147 --> 00:08:38,674 The bet's $1 00, and I don't take checks. 154 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:44,547 [ Man ] I was headin'for Blue Rock, cuttin'past Whisperin'Pine Lakes... 155 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,286 when I saw them. [ Sam ] Uh, " them''? 156 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,555 The aliens. 157 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,064 [ Both ] Oh, boy. I couldn't see the mother ship, 158 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:57,228 but I figured she was " hoovering'' somewhere nearby. 159 00:08:57,303 --> 00:09:02,138 What, uh, time would you say that this was, Mr. Norton? 160 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:05,371 It was about, uh, 20 minutes after I left Mac's Bar- 161 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:07,969 uh, around 2:30. Oh, brother. 162 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,880 I'm not kiddin'. There were about a dozen of'em. 163 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:13,043 They were yellow, one big eye... 164 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:15,553 and big " blobby'' arms and legs. 165 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,920 And what were they doing? 166 00:09:19,992 --> 00:09:22,392 Uh, they were just, uh, milling around. 167 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:25,328 I don't know. I didn't stick around long enough to find out. 168 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,631 I wanna keep my organs. 169 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,898 [ Chuckles, Clears Throat ] 170 00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:34,963 Serious and hard-hitting, remember? 171 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:39,776 I know I was drinkin', but... 172 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,779 I know what I saw. 173 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:46,311 All right. Uh, thank you. Sam? 174 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,252 Sam. It's unbelievable, but this is it. 175 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,256 What? This is home. 176 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:55,283 What? Well, see, 30 miles... 177 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:57,625 over that way- you can't see it from here- that's where we built... 178 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:59,631 Project Quantum Leap. 179 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:02,099 Of course, it won't be there for another seven years, but it is- 180 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,102 I mean, if I push this, I go- That's where I go. 181 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:06,900 It's there now, but it's not there for another seven years. 182 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:11,541 So you're there on the other side- Uh- 183 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,444 [Jani ] Come on, Roberto. 184 00:10:14,513 --> 00:10:18,847 Let's see. What should I buy with $ 1 00? 185 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,786 Shoes? 186 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:23,788 No. Something more personal. 187 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,450 How about lingerie? I'll help. 188 00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:29,187 Maybe a nice bottle of wine. 189 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:32,389 Yeah, a real expensive one. 190 00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:35,625 Imported. Perhaps a French Bordeaux. 191 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:38,465 You can afford that, can't you? 192 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:44,036 Uh, I was just wondering if imported French wine goes with crow. 193 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,806 Get in the car. 194 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:48,972 Who eats crow? Oh, she's gonna eat crow. 195 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,039 [ Laughs ] That's a good one, Sam. 196 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,483 Yeah. Wine goes with crow. 197 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:55,486 I'll catch up with you later. 198 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:57,852 [ Man's Voice ] We have continued support from our regular customers, 199 00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:00,653 and with the addition of these government contracts, 200 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:04,253 we expect income to increase by over 1 5% next year. 201 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,764 Ooh. Which is good news for everyone who owns stock... 202 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,767 with Saxton Fertilizer and Pesticides. Yes, indeed. 203 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:12,929 And it's good for people here, because it means morejobs. 204 00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:15,269 Mmm. Something that's always welcome. 205 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:18,208 [ Gasps ] [ Chuckles ] 206 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:21,440 [ Wheezing ] And now, let's take a look at the rest of the plant. 207 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,506 [ Gasps ] Cut. 208 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,676 [ Gasping ] Can I get you some water or something? 209 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,118 Are you all right? Excuse me. [ Inhales ] 210 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:34,024 [ Sighs, Coughs ] Excuse me. 211 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:39,062 Oh, here. I'll get that. [ Laughs ] Everything's going. 212 00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,065 You wanna get that for her? 213 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,067 Here you go. Thank you. 214 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:46,571 You don't want to lose this. Not if I want to keep breathing. 215 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,800 What did you do to your hand? I, uh- 216 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,808 Oh, we had a little fire last night, 217 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:54,368 and Rick grabbed a hot fire extinguisher and put it out. 218 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:58,281 - I didn't hear anything about a fire. - Like I said, a little fire. 219 00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,319 Now if you'll follow me, I'll show you the rest of the plant. 220 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:05,585 Down this way. [Jani ] Your company does employ a huge percentage of the community. 221 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,593 I'm wondering if you'll be doing any more hiring in the near future. 222 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,755 [ Man ] Well, we certainly plan to. I'll be right with you. 223 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,592 What's the bad news? The- 224 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,933 Well, I hope this leap is over quickly. Her attitude is starting to rub off on you. 225 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:21,438 Al. [ Beeping ] 226 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,941 In two days... Yeah? 227 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,274 Jani drives her car off a cliff, and she dies. 228 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:33,651 [ Chattering ] 229 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,625 [ Sam ] What happened, Al? 230 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,491 I mean, was she murdered? Was somebody charged, or what? 231 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:45,496 No. Nope. Nope. 232 00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,964 Suicide? Uh, no. 233 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,127 She had too much going for her, at least, from all we know. 234 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,296 Well, what did the police reports say? 235 00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:57,638 Uh, well, they said that she was tired from working late, 236 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,838 and then apparently she must have fallen asleep for a moment at the wheel, 237 00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,904 and then- zoom. 238 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,041 Airborne. 239 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,747 Does Ziggy know what she was working on at the time? [ Squealing ] 240 00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,757 Well, let's see. The last things that she did that were aired... 241 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,090 were a story on where to get summer vegetables in the wintertime, 242 00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,528 and another one about, uh, 243 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,758 gas stations that don't deliver. 244 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,131 Serious and hard-hitting. Yeah. Yeah. 245 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,193 Yeah, but now this is weird. Hmm? 246 00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,603 Apparently, right after the accident, 247 00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:33,111 Roberto quit the show and he dropped out ofTV completely. 248 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,850 No, no, no. I know what you're saying. 249 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,614 I don't think that Roberto killed Jani. 250 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,781 Besides, if he did, I won't, 251 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,950 so I'll be out of here in no time. 252 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,291 Yeah, but it's still- It's a weird coincidence. 253 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:54,765 It's not a coincidence. It's gotta be related somehow, but it's not like that. 254 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,392 [ Chattering ] Al? 255 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,026 What? What are you lookin'at? 256 00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,094 Huh? Oh, nothin'. 257 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,935 I don't know. Anyway, 258 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,568 in the meantime, the best thing I can do is just stick tight. 259 00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,442 And don't let her drive. That goes without saying. 260 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,448 Yeah. [Jani ] Roberto? 261 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,541 Don't forget your 4:00 show. 262 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:19,014 [ Applause ] [ Sam ] Chauvinist slave or liberated woman? 263 00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,218 Joining us today we have noted psychologist... 264 00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,091 Dr. Laura Schlessinger, 265 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,256 Dawn Bartlett, 266 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,459 Charlene Lisles, and- 267 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,468 [ Clears Throat ] Uh- 268 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:35,735 Dawn and Charlene are juniors at the University of New Mexico. 269 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,742 [ Man ] All right.! 270 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,608 And they were recently paid $500... 271 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,308 to pose for the Bohey Tool calendar. 272 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,317 Now, 273 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,819 some people would call this exploitation. 274 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,119 [ Men ] No.! Let's ask Dawn what she thinks. 275 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,591 [ Giggles ] I thought it was fun. 276 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,821 - [ Laughter] - Fun? 277 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,889 - [ Giggles ] Yeah. - Go to the doc. Ask the doc. 278 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,900 Okay. Dr. Schlessinger, 279 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,937 uh, what do you have to say about this? 280 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,939 Posing for these type of pictures, in my opinion, 281 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,568 diminishes all women everywhere by perpetuating the stereotype... [ AudienceJeering ] 282 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,841 that we are all long-legged bimbos. 283 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,747 [Jeers, Laughter ] 284 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:21,081 But they have the right to make that idiotic choice if they want to. 285 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:24,680 Sam, back to Dawn. Ask her about- Uh, so, tell me- 286 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:29,421 Is it art, or are you really just a long-legged bimbo... 287 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,464 like Dr. Schlessinger says? 288 00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,522 It's definitely art. 289 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,768 Sam, you could be falling into a trap here. 290 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,771 With these shows you don't want everyone to be nice to each other, 291 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,773 because these shows thrive on controversy. So, 292 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,775 Dr. Schlessinger- Everybody's gotta be rotten to each other. 293 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,004 It seems to me that Dawn and Charlene here... 294 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,343 are-are-are merely perpetuating... 295 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,441 the image that women have the freedom to make their own choices... 296 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,112 and are capable of making their own choices... 297 00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,121 regarding their bodies. 298 00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:00,625 - Then why don't men do the same thing? - [ Applause ] 299 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,389 Sometimes policemen and firemen calendars- 300 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,556 Well, policemen and firemen- They've all made calendars. 301 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,830 Oh, but in general men don't, because that's not the image they want to project. 302 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,202 Well, sure it is. Oh, it is? 303 00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,869 Uh-huh. Well, why don't you try putting your muscles where your mouth is? 304 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:24,075 Why don't you try doing the rest of your show in your boxer shorts? 305 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,208 [ Cheering ] 306 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:34,717 - Uh, boxer shorts? I- - Unless, of course, that's not the image you want to project. 307 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,727 [ Applause, Cheering Continue ] 308 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,556 [ Chuckles ] Well- 309 00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,566 Hold this. 310 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,398 [ Applause, Cheering Continue ] 311 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,564 [ Mouthing Words ] [ Sam ] Stay tuned, everybody. 312 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,472 We'll be back after we go to this commercial... 313 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:55,605 with the new- and liberated- Roberto. 314 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,615 Don't go... 315 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,617 away. 316 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,946 Oh, killer show, man. 317 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,390 And you didn't even have to get punched, huh? * [ Scats ] 318 00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,393 Yeah. Thanks. Thanks. [ Laughing ] 319 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,395 Oh, my God, Al. 320 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,727 I just single-handedly destroyed this guy's career. 321 00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,733 Hey, Earl, phone call on line three. Here you go, ace. 322 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,735 What are you talking about? You were a hit. 323 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,964 I've never been so humiliated in my life. 324 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,974 Listen to me now. If I ever do anything like that again, 325 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,408 okay, you've gotta promise to stop me, okay? 326 00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,877 If you see me doing something like that, You just say, " Sam, stop it. 327 00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:31,973 Don't do that.'' At last, as I've always expected, you've gone over the edge. 328 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,782 I was just- Talking to thin air. 329 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,948 - And having a very interesting conversation. - I'll bet. 330 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,083 - $1 00? - In your dreams. 331 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,129 - You know, I had a dream about her last night. -Jani, line three. 332 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,193 Jani Eisenberg. 333 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,962 Uh-huh. Oh, yes. How many are missing? 334 00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,967 Okay, where were they last seen? 335 00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:05,344 Blue Rock and Whispering Pine Lake two nights ago? 336 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,348 Did you see any lights in the sky? 337 00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,284 Did you see any strange people that night? 338 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,522 Oh, you didn't know they were missing till dawn. 339 00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,533 Uh, Mr. Chee, we will get right on this. 340 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,660 Thank you. 341 00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,670 Yes. 342 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,172 There is life after exile. Fifty sheep are missing right- 343 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,300 Right where Red Norton saw the aliens. 344 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,912 That's a pretty good little coincidence. 345 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,744 I'm gonna go back and see if Ziggy can find some more. 346 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,750 Do you smell that? 347 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,753 After five years in East Nowhere, New Mexico, I thought I'd forgotten what it smells like, 348 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,551 but I can smell it- a real story. 349 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,149 [ Ringing ] 350 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,355 ...a little, uh, favor, if you can do it for me. 351 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,762 Your friends came to visit me this afternoon- [ Ringing Continues ] 352 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,426 Roberto Gutierrez speaking. 353 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,994 Mr. Gutierrez, this is Rick Upfield at Saxton Fertilizer. 354 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,669 - Yeah, Rick. How's the hand? - Uh, fine. 355 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,407 Uh, Mr. Gutierrez, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a few minutes. 356 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,972 - Sure. - No, n0- I mean, not now. 357 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,315 Could you meet me later? Uh, tonight, say around 9:00, at the Lost Dolphin? 358 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,982 Well, uh- I really need to speak to you. 359 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,424 Okay. Uh- 360 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,224 9:00 tonight at the Lost Dolphin. 361 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,925 All right, thanks. I'll see you later. 362 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,498 You wanna go to the Lost Dolphin tonight? 363 00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,236 [ Radio Chatter ] 364 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,473 [ Chattering ] 365 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,598 What happened? 366 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,760 Hit and run. Guy hit him as he went across the road to the bar. 367 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,245 Let's go. Wait a minute. 368 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,411 Somebody murdered this guy. I know that. 369 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,420 I'm not walking away from the best thing... Shh, shh, shh. 370 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,422 that's happened to me since I left Chicago. 371 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,721 Besides, we gotta tell the police about the phone call. Look. 372 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,160 It doesn't matter. Now come on. What- 373 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,903 It must have been knocked free when he got- 374 00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,908 We definitely have to give this to the police. 375 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,143 Now, will you listen to me? 376 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,675 If we give it to 'em, they will never get anywhere with it. 377 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,688 Believe me, I know. 378 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,419 Now we don't have time. We gotta solve this ourselves. 379 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,333 What with the new government contracts, we expect... 380 00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:16,772 to have an increase of income of over 1 5% next year. 381 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,504 [ Tape Rewinding ] 382 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,512 Hey. 383 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,810 Why don't you go home? 384 00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,043 And let you win 1 00 bucks? Uh-uh. 385 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,113 Is that why you got on TV? For the money? No, hardly. 386 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:34,625 When I first started, I had very altruistic motives. 387 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,659 I wanted fame, glory and power. 388 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,958 Unfortunately, uh, 389 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,969 somebody forgot to tell my asthma. 390 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,000 I had really big dreams. 391 00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,475 The network, my own show- 392 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:56,412 I was gonna crack the biggest stories that have ever been cracked. 393 00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,644 But it's- It's kind of hard to compete with the big boys... 394 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,312 when you can't even live in their cities. 395 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,323 You got a big story now. 396 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,655 Which is at a complete dead end. 397 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,930 Well, what about you? Hmm? 398 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,932 Why did you get into this business? 399 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,835 Oh, I kind of just leaped into it by accident. 400 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,930 I sort of like it now. 401 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:27,274 I never really thought much about why, you know- 402 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,405 I guess I kind of see myself as... 403 00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,609 a champion of underdogs everywhere. 404 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,618 I like that. 405 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,457 [ Man ] We have continued support from our regular customers... 406 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,462 and, uh, what with the, uh, 407 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:50,695 new government contracts, we expect to have an increase- 408 00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,293 [ Sam ] Look. 409 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,669 What? Look. 410 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,472 [Jani ] He's not wearing it, and neither is- 411 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,807 Neither is anybody else. So either they just got them, or- 412 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,177 This is for another section of the plant, something we didn't see. 413 00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,580 Okay, so, first thing tomorrow morning- No, no, no, no. 414 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:09,086 Tonight. We gotta go tonight. Tonight. All right, tonight. 415 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,088 Tonight. 416 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,622 Yeah, Hank is the foreman. He's, uh, down there. 417 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:28,438 Wait a second. Give me your earring. 418 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,975 Take the other one off. 419 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,976 [ Sam ] Excuse me. 420 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,978 Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 421 00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,241 Hi. I'm Roberto Gutierrez. Yeah- I've seen you a lot. 422 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,976 This is Jani Eisenberg. 423 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,984 Jani Eisenberg, sure. I know you. Hi there. 424 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,247 We were in here filming the other day, and Jani lost an earring. 425 00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,255 Can you believe it? We were in the neighborhood and we thought, what the heck. 426 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,314 Yeah. It looks like this. [ Chuckles ] 427 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,519 You know, if you lost it in here, it's gone. 428 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,188 Well, you know, we just thought we'd just give it a shot. 429 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,198 Yeah. Sure. 430 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,200 But-But-But you can't go wandering around here. 431 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,600 Oh, well, we won't be wandering. No. 432 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:02,470 No, we know exactly where to look from when we got shown around by Mr. Saxton. 433 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,475 He said it'd be okay. Mr. Saxton? 434 00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,738 Yeah, call him, if you like. 435 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,940 Nah. Go ahead. Good luck to you. 436 00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,539 Thank you. Okay, thanks. 437 00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:15,043 Hey, Roberto. 438 00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,418 Why don't you take the cart? It'll be faster. 439 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,822 Oh, thank you. Great. 440 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,428 "Call him if you like''? 441 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,693 Would you call the president of the company at 3:00 in the morning about an earring? 442 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:30,735 - Not if I liked my job. - Thanks. 443 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,772 What, exactly, are we looking for? 444 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,934 Technically? Technically. 445 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,741 Uh- That's a good question. 446 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,747 I don't know. 447 00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:47,478 I-I'm, uh, looking for something that might conceal a door or something. 448 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,486 You know? I mean- Oh. 449 00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,717 If we find a- Well, that should be easy to find. 450 00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,954 You got the key. Don't put it in your pocket. That's the key. 451 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:59,622 You look for a door that's got a slot next to it. 452 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,223 This is a key? Yeah. That's a key? 453 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,736 Just like the beginning of the Quantum Leap Project, remember? 454 00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,898 This credit card thing- You stick it in a slot, it opens a door. 455 00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,568 Before we had those electronic implants. 456 00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:13,736 Remember, Sam? It's kind of like a credit card thing. 457 00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,246 You stick it in a door and, you know, you got a slot... That's it. 458 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:18,908 and it opens. Does it send you a bill at the end of the month? 459 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,010 Yeah. Uh, now, I'm gonna get Ziggy to run... 460 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:25,284 a spatial-comparison analysis... 461 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,917 of the exterior and the interior of this place, At least we got a key. 462 00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:30,723 and if there's anything hidden in here, we're gonna find it. 463 00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:37,696 A key. Hmm. 464 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:40,567 You know, if we had those glasses you can get in the back of comic books, 465 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:44,405 we could look through these walls with our X-ray vision. 466 00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,410 I could never get mine to work. 467 00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,379 That's because all the girls' dresses were specially treated. 468 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,947 Dead end. 469 00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,783 Sam.Jackpot.Jackpot. 470 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:01,659 Let's try that room back there, huh? Yes, bwana. 471 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,730 Come on. 472 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,532 There it is. There's the lock, right there. Only, it's not one of these. 473 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,231 It's one of these. You put it in and you slip it down like that. 474 00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,274 [ Beeping ] Yeah. 475 00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:19,071 Yo, hold up. We got a couple of unauthorized visitors here. 476 00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,237 We gotta find 'em. Let's go. 477 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,339 Mr. Saxton wants 'em picked up and picked up quick. Let's move. 478 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,700 - They what I think they are? - Aliens- 479 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,702 Aliens that collect sheep. Dead sheep. 480 00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:56,275 They're doing germ warfare here, right under our noses. 481 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,612 Yeah, it could be chemical warfare. Or chemical warfare. 482 00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:01,208 Red Norton didn't see aliens the other night. 483 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,687 He saw men in protective suits picking up dead sheep- Harry Chee's sheep. 484 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,690 And they killed them. 485 00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,692 They had a serious accident here. 486 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,694 Whatever they were working on, some of it must've gotten out. 487 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,696 They killed Rick to cover it up. 488 00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,755 This place is a perfect cover for a lab. 489 00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:17,893 You know that a lot of the substances used to make pharmaceuticals... 490 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:22,235 and fertilizers and pesticides can be made into chemical weapons. 491 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,902 Oh, that's like that pharmaceutical place in 1 988 in Libya. 492 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,968 Everybody knew it was mustard gas. 493 00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:31,243 Yeah, or what about that sheep kill in Utah in 1 968? 494 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,342 Yeah, let's not forget that one. Uh- Uh- Uh- 495 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,444 The army was involved with it. 496 00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,751 They found out later on that they, like, used nerve gas, right? 497 00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,917 Forty-five miles away from it, and-and that they were involved. 498 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,223 Now, they never admitted any wrongdoing, 499 00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:46,593 but they ended up paying hundreds of thousands of dollars- 500 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,599 They had to pay the ranchers off. Yeah, to the ranchers. 501 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,601 Good old sneaky Uncle Sam. Yeah. Ooh! 502 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,603 What? Good old sneaky Uncle Sam. 503 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,935 That's what I couldn't put my finger on before. 504 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,270 It's the eyes. It's the haircut, the bearing- 505 00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,743 A lot of the guys in this place are "militaryitis.'' 506 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,746 Uh-oh. 507 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,941 And someone is following us. 508 00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:08,251 Found it. Found 'em. 509 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,617 I'm sure Mr. Saxton will be very pleased. 510 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,556 Yeah, he's gonna be happy to pick out his own cell too. 511 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,889 Yeah, well, listen. Thanks a million, okay? 512 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,053 Uh, tell Mr. Saxton hello when you see him. 513 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,063 That's okay. Thank you. 514 00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,463 Thank you. They were a gift, you see, and I just really wanted to find 'em. 515 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,627 Thank you very much. Thank you. You're army, aren't you? 516 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,637 Sam,you're up against some serious juice here. 517 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,798 I'm gonna go jump-start Ziggy. 518 00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:35,745 Do you feel like taking on the government? 519 00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:37,907 I got nothin' better to do this week. 520 00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:41,645 Oh, Earl's gonna love this. Ah! 521 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,084 No, no, no, no. Nerve gas, secret government labs- 522 00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,421 Give me a break. 523 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,087 Earl, we're not kidding. We saw it. Look,just give us a camera, okay? 524 00:28:51,162 --> 00:28:53,426 We'll go down there, and we can prove it. 525 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,831 I've known Ed Saxton for 1 0 years. His company's done a lot for this town. I just don't believe it. 526 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,835 When he was here the other day, 527 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,962 he asked you to not report on the fire, didn't he? 528 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,508 Earl, they killed Rick, 529 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:09,013 and the next time they have a leak, it might not be sheep they kill, but people. 530 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:19,550 ...Jani Eisenberg and Roberto Gutierrez for Good Morning, Destiny, 531 00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:23,754 live at the Saxton Fertilizer and Pesticide plant. 532 00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:26,820 Three nights ago, over 50 sheep were killed by- 533 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,731 Excuse me. Can I help you? 534 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,463 Sam, there is something here, but we don't have the details yet. 535 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,562 Mr. Saxton, it is true, is it not, 536 00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:38,598 that you are conducting secret nerve gas and chemical warfare research... 537 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,644 in a hidden lab here at the plant? 538 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,646 No, it is not true. 539 00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,682 [ Chuckles ] 540 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,683 I wish it were. 541 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,879 I understand the government pays very well for that stuff. 542 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:52,422 Then how do you explain this electronic key pass... 543 00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:57,985 that opens a secret door inside this room? 544 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:02,089 A door which is in the back of this innocent-looking storage room. 545 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,931 Sam? Look. They changed the lock on the damn thing. 546 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:08,734 I know it's the same door, but they changed the- 547 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:22,682 I'm a dead man. 548 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,420 Does that look like a secret lab to you? 549 00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:31,258 Uh, no. What it looks like... 550 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:35,698 is that they've constructed a fake wall, 551 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:40,261 which conceals the tunnel which leads to the secret lab. [ Electronic Whining ] 552 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,431 Oh, really? 553 00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:48,902 Doesn't sound fake to me. 554 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,914 Pull the plug. 555 00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,950 Pull the plug! Pull the plug. 556 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,145 Sam, you stall. I'm gonna check on this wall. 557 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,315 Okay, now, I know that this... 558 00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,756 doesn't sound like a fake wall, Sam, it's still here! 559 00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,919 They've got this elaborate fake wall. 560 00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:07,192 but, uh, if you, uh- 561 00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,199 There's six feet of dirt back here, 562 00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,258 but then you're in. 563 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:13,702 If you could walk through this wall, you would see... 564 00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:15,705 Yeah. the tunnel on the other side. 565 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,764 [ Mouthing Words ] And, well- 566 00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:20,538 Save it, Ernesto. Earl pulled the plug. 567 00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,137 No. All we have to do is dig through the tunnel and we'll find- 568 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,977 It's too late. 569 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:39,061 - I think you owe me an apology. - Oh, you do, do you? 570 00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,496 Oh, yes. Well, I'm sorry, but- 571 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,591 But what? 572 00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,401 I'd be happy to make it up to you. [Jani, Al ] What? 573 00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,943 Look. You were right and I was wrong, 574 00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:55,479 and since I started this whole thing, I think it would only be fair... 575 00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:58,572 if I were to invite you onto my show- 576 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:02,416 tomorrow, if you're free- and I would apologize publicly. 577 00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,921 No, that won't be necessary. No, no, no, but it is necessary. 578 00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:08,015 And besides, it would be good publicity for you guys... 579 00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,424 and-and-and great ratings for me. 580 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,690 In fact, we could call it, uh, 581 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,028 "What happens when reporters are wrong.'' 582 00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,590 Roberto, have you gone crazy? 583 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,603 We saw the room, 584 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,367 and this was the key that opened the door. 585 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:27,707 That's our new I.D. badges. We just started using them. And I believe that belongs to me. 586 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,270 No, actually, it belongs to the police. 587 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,714 We, uh, found this... 588 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,843 where Rick was killed, and since- 589 00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:36,853 That's evidence in an ongoing investigation. 590 00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:38,855 It's evidence in an ongoing investigation, 591 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,858 and I think we'll just turn it in to them. 592 00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,297 Good idea. 593 00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,458 In fact, I'd like to offer a reward... 594 00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:53,231 for any information leading to the arrest of the driver that killed Rick. 595 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,238 Well, that's very nice. You could do it on my show. 596 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,297 Well, I'll have to think about that. 597 00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,309 Why don't you call me in the morning? 598 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,311 Oh, and, uh, 599 00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,041 please, close the door after you. 600 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,784 You're letting him get away? 601 00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:11,982 I'm just trying to buy us a little time, and I would appreciate some cooperation. 602 00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,417 Why do I suddenly feel like I'm a step behind you? 603 00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:19,156 I never used to feel that way. 604 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,925 Well, I don't know. I- Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it? 605 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,024 That's what you get working with a genius. 606 00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,775 Uh-oh. 607 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,335 Uh-oh? Is this your " Uh-oh, things are getting worse,'' or is this your " Uh-oh, 608 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,974 now I've changed history, and things are really gonna get horrible''? 609 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:41,917 Which " Uh-oh'' is this? This is the " Uh-oh'' that she doesn't die anymore... 610 00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:43,851 from driving the car off a cliff. 611 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:47,584 She dies from an acute asthma attack tomorrow morning, uh-oh. 612 00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:50,718 [ No Audible Dialogue ] 613 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,296 [ Laughter ] 614 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:06,405 [ Sam ] Well, thatjust about wraps up our show today... 615 00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:09,844 on friends of fruits and veggies, 616 00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:12,974 [ Applause ] so join us tomorrow... 617 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,951 here on Roberto. 618 00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,579 Till then, have a nice day. 619 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,880 And we are out. 620 00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,892 [ Al ] Funny show, Sam. Ha, ha, ha. 621 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,428 Okay, it isn't funny. I realize it isn't funny. 622 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,761 Look. I wanna nail these guys just as bad as you do, 623 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,767 but Ziggy says that it- 624 00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,769 It's never gonna happen, because in the first place, 625 00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:36,637 you're gonna have to have an iron-clad search warrant- I am going to lunch. 626 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,641 [ Cheering ] 627 00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:42,408 Iron-clad search warrant before you can get into that joint again, 628 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,745 and without any corroborating evidence, you're never gonna get the search warrant. 629 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,786 So this investigation is going nowhere. 630 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,821 Maybe not. 631 00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:57,058 [ Beeps ] 632 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,119 You're trying to get into a payroll company? 633 00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,427 Yeah. we gotta solve this ourselves, remember? 634 00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:03,899 Besides, they do work for Saxton. 635 00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,959 Yeah, but they're not gonna lead you to anything. 636 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,971 How do you know? 637 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:11,907 Because top-secret projects have their own secure computer networks. 638 00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:13,967 Oh, that's right. You used to work for a couple of those. 639 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,979 Yeah, I remember now from your résumé. 640 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,948 Then you won't mind giving me a shot. Scoot over. 641 00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:24,010 All right, the search for corroborative evidence begins. 642 00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,750 Hey, I thought you couldn't type. It's been a while. 643 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:29,588 Sam, Ziggy has tried every conceivable- Feed me, Ziggy. 644 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,924 What? 645 00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,624 All right. Prime 37, enter. 646 00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:38,066 Uh, V-F 262222, doc. 647 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,435 Five, niner, drive, drive, drive, enter. 648 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,770 "G,'' enter. " T,'' back slash. 649 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,934 Second password, " betlegeuse.'' I'm gonna go get some coffee. 650 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,944 "Toaster,'' enter. You want some? 651 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:53,416 Space. 3.1 .4.1 ., enter. 652 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,611 Try not to miss me. Uh, tilde. 653 00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:58,280 Zero, enter. [ Beeps ] 654 00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:00,881 Uh, star code, enter. [ Beeps ] 655 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,950 Uh, Delaware, 77, back slash, 7. 656 00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:06,896 [ Beeps ] 657 00:36:06,964 --> 00:36:08,898 Come on, come on, come on. 658 00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:11,059 [ Yawns ] Give it up, Roberto. 659 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:13,069 You've already done it 1 00 times. 660 00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,332 We'll do it again tomorrow. We don't have until tomorrow. 661 00:36:15,406 --> 00:36:18,569 You know, you have a delightful personality. 662 00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:21,237 Look, I'm sorry, okay? I'm just- 663 00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:25,248 I'm tired and frustrated and- [ Sighs ] 664 00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,614 [ Beeping ] 665 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,346 [ Al ] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Sam, you're in. 666 00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,357 [ Beeping Continues ] Yes. Yes. Yes. 667 00:36:34,425 --> 00:36:38,122 Whoa, whoa. It's moving too fast. Stop it. 668 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,130 [ Man ] Mr. Saxton? 669 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,759 We have a hacker on the computer line. Do we know who they are? 670 00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,803 It's coming from the TV station. We're zeroing in now. [ Groans ] 671 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,135 Damn! It's that girl, Eisenberg, 672 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,368 and Roberto what's-his-name. 673 00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:54,434 [ Groans ] 674 00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,072 They'll have to be taken care of. 675 00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:00,606 Consider it done. Uh, Hank? 676 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,710 Just the girl. 677 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:06,553 If they both have accidents, even the dimwitted cops in this town will get suspicious, 678 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:09,752 and he's just a two-bit blowhard in over his head. 679 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:15,060 After she's gone, a few words and a few dollars, and he'll slink away out of sight forever. 680 00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:17,464 The girl is the real danger. 681 00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:21,062 You can't bargain with that type. 682 00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:25,837 Now, for her, you're gonna have to do something that's particularly... 683 00:37:27,478 --> 00:37:29,412 clever. 684 00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,652 Hmm. 685 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,416 "Hydrochloric thiodiglycol. 686 00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:42,152 Methylphosphonoflouridate. Methyl isocyanate.'' [ Wheezing ] 687 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,160 Variations of Methyl isocyanate. 688 00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:47,925 Methyl isocyanate? Methyl isocyanate. 689 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:52,095 Oh, God. If I'd stayed in Chicago, at least I'd have a shot at an Emmy. 690 00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:54,865 God. How do you feel? 691 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,873 Fine. Can't you tell? 692 00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,875 Methyl isocyanate is used to make pesticides. 693 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,070 If you inhale it, it immediately constricts your nasal... 694 00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,136 and bronchial passages as well as your larynx. 695 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:06,183 It's like having a severe asthma attack instantly. 696 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,548 There's no treatment. There's no antidote. 697 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,884 Too much and it's fatal, and they're working on a derivative that's 1 0 times worse than that. 698 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,618 Go turn on the printer. Oh. Yeah. 699 00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:16,626 [ Electronic Whoosh ] 700 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:19,322 [ Al ] Uh-oh. Ball game. 701 00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,059 They know? They know? 702 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,067 Yeah. 703 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,729 What do we do now? 704 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,238 Well, 705 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,241 we try again. 706 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,243 It's the only way to force Saxton's hand. 707 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,472 You force his hand, he's gonna try and kill you. 708 00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:39,048 Look,Jani, 709 00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:44,143 if we keep doing this, they may try to kill us too. 710 00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,587 Let 'em try. 711 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,591 [ Al ] Sam, I'm going back to check with Ziggy. 712 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,650 [ Portal Opens ] 713 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,603 [ Beeping ] 714 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:34,798 [ Woman ] Mr. Saxton, it's Roberto on line three. 715 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,841 Put him through. Hello. 716 00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:41,435 [ Sam ] She's dead. Dead? Who? 717 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,208 You know damn well who. Jani Eisenberg. 718 00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:48,479 Terrible. That's- That's tragic. 719 00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,577 How did it happen? 720 00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:52,918 A severe asthma attack, as if you didn't know. 721 00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:56,824 I-I didn't know people could die- How'd you do it? 722 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,761 "Do it''? How'd you kill her? How'd you do it? 723 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,466 Is that gonna be the theme of your show today? 724 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:07,061 You're damn right it is. If you go on the air with that charge, I'll sue you- 725 00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,299 the station and everybody connected with that show. 726 00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,364 And I'll win, because there's no way in hell... 727 00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:14,240 you can prove I induced an asthma attack, and you know it. 728 00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:18,440 You're probably right. [ Saxton ] Well. 729 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:23,476 That's the first reasonable thing you've said this morning. 730 00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:28,959 Now, I- I'd like to, uh, 731 00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:32,894 set up a scholarship fund in Miss Eisenberg's memory. 732 00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:35,989 I'll have a check cut this morning for, say, 733 00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:38,000 $50,000- 734 00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:42,471 uh, in your name... as trustee. 735 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,838 I'll accept on one condition. 736 00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,707 I'm listening. You agree to do my show. 737 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,474 - No. - Not even if I apologize? 738 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:53,642 Not even if I admit that I was wrong about you and your plant? 739 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:55,651 Why would you do that? 740 00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:00,155 To make that scholarship $1 00,000. 741 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,318 [ Laughing ] 742 00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,522 I- I knew I had you figured. 743 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,531 [ Laughter Continues ] 744 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,590 Yeah, I guess you were... right. 745 00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,761 [ Laughing ] 746 00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:25,439 Welcome today to our special edition of Robert0- 747 00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:28,781 "What happens when reporters are wrong?'' 748 00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,083 This show should be particularly interesting, 749 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,123 because I'm the reporter. 750 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,626 But before we begin, 751 00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:40,790 I'd like to take a moment to pay tribute to my colleague Jani Eisenberg, 752 00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:44,631 who passed away suddenly this morning from a severe asthma attack. 753 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:46,636 [ Audience Murmuring ] [ Woman ] Oh, no. 754 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,672 Jani was a wonderful person... 755 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:52,698 and a great reporter, and we will all miss her dearly. 756 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,809 And now, if you'll join me in welcoming Mr. Ed Saxton, 757 00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:01,409 president of Saxton Fertilizers and Pesticides. 758 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,187 Just yesterday morning, I accused Mr. Saxton on live TV... 759 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:12,923 of running a secret chemical warfare lab at his plant, 760 00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:16,296 and I would like to apologize for that. 761 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,301 Don't mention it. 762 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:23,102 In fact, I said that you'd had a leak earlier in the week from that same lab, 763 00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:25,107 which had resulted in the death of several sheep. 764 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:27,200 But you were wrong. I had no proof. 765 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:31,447 All I had was a blank wall, and my word against yours. 766 00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,449 That's right. 767 00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:37,044 In fact, even if I had wanted to obtain a search warrant... 768 00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:39,055 to see what was behind that wall, 769 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:42,320 I would have needed more than the testimony of reliable witnesses... 770 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,327 such as myself orJani Eisenberg. 771 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,625 I would have needed some corroborating evidence- 772 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:49,461 something, say, like this. 773 00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:54,732 Now, Mr. Saxton, hypothetically, let's just say that you did have... 774 00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:57,638 a secret chemical warfare lab at your plant. 775 00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:02,771 Wouldn't it be easy for you to put some secret chemical in this? 776 00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:05,906 And then slip it to someone who was using this... [ Audience Murmuring ] 777 00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:07,917 as an inhaler for their asthma- 778 00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:10,579 someone who was trying to expose your secrets, 779 00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,918 someone likeJani Eisenberg. 780 00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:17,517 That doesn't prove anything. [ Door Opens ] 781 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,428 [ Audience Murmuring ] [ Man ] She's dead. 782 00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,362 Is that her? 783 00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:29,097 Just think- If there were some... 784 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:32,836 secret chemical in here, one squirt, 785 00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:36,209 and, uh, a person could die. 786 00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:39,607 - [ Yells ] - [ Clamoring ] 787 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,446 You idiot! All right,just take it easy. Take it easy. 788 00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:44,954 There's nothing in this one. I bought this at the store this morning. 789 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,115 But you deserved it, you weasel. 790 00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:49,659 But the one you did poison- 791 00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:52,628 the one you planted on Jani Eisenberg last night- 792 00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:56,462 that one is in the hands of the Destiny County Sheriff's Department. 793 00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:58,728 Yesterday I needed proof. 794 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,566 Today I just got it. 795 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,301 It is my extreme pleasure to hand you this search warrant. 796 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,343 This is outrageous. I won't stay here another minute. 797 00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,344 [ Woman ] Get him.! 798 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:10,346 [ Al ] Sam, that does it. 799 00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:14,214 Saxton is indicted and convicted for murder and attempted murder, so get ready to leap. 800 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,650 Hell of a show, Roberto. Hell of a show. Now do the wrap-up. 801 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,654 The wr-The wrap-up. Okay. 802 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:22,658 Okay, folks, tomorrow on Roberto, 803 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:26,492 we've got a man who says he's lost... 804 00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:29,088 a thousand pounds of fat. [ Laughter] 805 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:34,668 We've got a woman who claims that she hears old radio stations through her teeth. 806 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,435 And finally, a personal story about the time I was kidnapped by aliens... 807 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:45,346 and held in an all-white room. [ Audience Groans, Murmurs ] 808 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:48,044 That's tomorrow on... 809 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,712 [ With Audience ] Roberto. 810 00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:59,792 And we are O-U-T, out! All right. 811 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,922 Great show, buddy. Great show. 812 00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,933 Thanks. [ Sighs ] 813 00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:05,935 I owe you 1 00 bucks. Nah. 814 00:45:06,937 --> 00:45:08,962 Tell you what. 815 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:16,272 - Why don't I just buy you a nice bottle of champagne? - Nah. 816 00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:28,090 [ Horn Honks ] 817 00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:40,762 - [ Sam Gasps ] - [ Thud ] 818 00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,274 Oh, boy. 819 00:45:45,324 --> 00:45:49,874 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 68862

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