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[ Woman ]Theorizing that one could time travelwithin his own lifetime,
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Dr. Sam Beckett steppedinto the Quantum Leap accelerator...
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and vanished.
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He awoke to find himselftrapped in the past,
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facing mirror imagesthat were not his own...
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and driven by an unknown forceto change history for the better.
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His only guide on this journey is Al,an observer from his own time,
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who appears in the form of a hologramthat only Sam can see and hear.
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And so, Dr. Beckett finds himselfleaping from life to life,
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striving to put rightwhat once went wrong...
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and hoping each timethat his next leap...
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will be the leap home.
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...devil-worshipping
motorcycle bums.
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Thanks. Thanks.
Thank you. Thanks.
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Hey, Roberto.!What about the First Amendment?
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Yeah!
"Congress shall make no act...
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"respecting the establishment
of religion...
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and prohibiting
the free exercise thereof.''
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Hey, that doesn't include
animal sacrifices, and you know it.
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Tell him!
Oh, come on. You know what I'm talking about.
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Tell him!
Don't you push me now.
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[ Audience Clamoring ]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop it. Stop it.
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[ Groaning ]
Oh, boy.
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[ People Shouting ]
[ Man ]Get off of me.!
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[ Indistinct ]The little weasel.What a little weasel.
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Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm just a little-
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I'm just a little dazed, that's all.
[ Man #2 ]This guy- I'm gonna get him.
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I'm gonna get him.I'm gonna get him now.
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Here.
Do your wrap-up. Yeah?
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And we'll be out of here.
Wrap-up?
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Yeah.
They've had it. They're messingwith the wrong guy.
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They're not gonna messwith our kids like this- Or me or you.
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In five,
Don't talk back to me.
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four, three,
I know what I'm talking about.That's it. No, I- No, no.
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two-
[ Man #3 ]Get out ofhere.
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* [ Orchestral Flourish ][ Man #1 ]I'm gonna kill him.!
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Uh- Uh-
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Tomorrow on, uh,
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Roberto, uh,
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uh, animals as, uh, friends...
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We've got lawyers.
We're gonna sue. Get me?
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and lovers, uh,
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Sunday school teachers
for marijuana, [ Crowd ] Yeah.!
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and, uh, uh,
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finally, Dr. Laura Schlessinger
on centerfolds-
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We'll be here for that one.
Yeah!
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Uh-
Let go of me.! Let go of me.!
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"Liberated females
or chauvinist slaves?'' Put me down! Put me down!
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[ Yelling ]
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That's tomorrow on...
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[ Mouthing Words ]
Robert0- Roberto.
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- And we're clear.
- You squeezed my arm.!All right, that does it.!
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I'm calling-
[ Indistinct ] Hey, great show.
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[ Chuckles ] Thanks.
Sign this for me. It's for my daughter.
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Sure.
[ Chattering ]
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Thanks.
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Hey, man, the switchboard's
going crazy,
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and Earl wants to see you pronto.
Okay.
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Hey, uh- It's that way.
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Yeah, right. I was just-
just testing.
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Uh, you sure you don't
want a doctor?
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No, no, I'm- I'm fine.
I'm okay, really.
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Thanks though.
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Roberto?
Here's some ice for your head.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Good show, everybody.Let's wrap this up.
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[ Sam Narrating ]Leaping about in time,I've come to expect a few surprises,
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but it's a little hard to preparefor a head butt from a stranger.
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I just hoped the rest of this leapwould go a little smoother.
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Hey, you okay?
Huh?
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Great show.
[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
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I suppose you'll be asking
for a raise now.
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I'm sorry?
Or at least hazardous duty pay.
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Maybe it'll leave a scar
and give you that rough, manly look...
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which you so desperately desire.
[ Phone Rings ]
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Earl will probably ask you
to get hit every show now-
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Maybe twice a day,
once for 6:00 and once for 1 1 :00.
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Are-Are you talking
about the news? News? Did I miss something?
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If I had better lungs,
I wouldn't have to deal with you. Go away. You're boring me.
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Oh, I think I like this leap already.
Al.
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"I'll'' what?
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I'll- I'll be leaving you
alone now, okay? [ Sighs ]
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"Al be leaving you alone now.''
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What happened?
What'd you do to your head? I, uh- I, uh-
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What'd you do to your head?
Sam?
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I got head butted by the führer.
Oh.
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What do you mean,
you got head butted by the führer?
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It's a long story.
What have you got? Well-
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All right.
[ Electronic Whine ]
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It's 1 982.
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Your name is " Ruberto''-
Roberto Gutierrez,
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and you're working for KDNM-TV...
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in Destiny, New Mexico.
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Oh, you must be a local
sort of version of Geraldo.
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[ Chuckles ]
Good. Great.Just great.
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Uh, well, in the last six months,
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your ratings have been going up,
but in the past,
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your smart mouth
has always been a sort of "career-limiting asset.''
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What are you telling me?
I get fired a lot? Is that it? Yeah. Bingo.
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But now it's starting to pay off
and you're gonna go up to the big time.
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So all I have to do then is just-
Is stay a smart mouth, be a wise guy,
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be a big, fat pain in the-
I get it, okay?
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Yeah.
I'm not that kind of person though. That's not my natural way.
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It's okay.
You just read my lips, you'll be fine.
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Now there's a man
who can take a shot.
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Oh.
[ Chuckling ]
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How's the bean?
Still in one piece? Okay. Yeah.
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Good, huh? Hey- Hey, maybe you could
do it again tomorrow. That'd be killer.
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This is Earl Skipper.He's the station managerand the news director.
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We should capitalize
on this thing-
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You know, play it for all it's worth.
Maybe we could even build a few shows around it, huh?
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I'll tell you what.
Why don't you lie down in the parking lot,
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and I'll accidentally
back over you with my car?
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Probably, we can get a whole week
out of that. I like it.
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[ Al ] Roberto would neverlet her get away with that.Try this-
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"What's the matter?Did you fall off yourbroomstick this morning?'"
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What's the matter?
Did you fall off your broomstick this morning?
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Kids, kids, kids, behave-
or no dinner. Now, let me see here.
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[ Al ]This is Jani Eisenberg.
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She's an investigative reporter.
She was a big hotshot in Chicago,
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but then she moved out here
to New Mexico because of her health.
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She's got asthma.
Now what have you got coming up...
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that we can shove up
against this head butt thing...
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and really make it roll, huh?
Uh, coming up?
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Yeah, as in " next.''
Jani, go to your room.
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He wants to know if you gotany ideas for upcoming shows.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I got this idea- Tell him you got one...
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about Elvis, or one about
the supernatural- for an Elvis show...
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One about sex.
That always sells. about, uh- Ooh.
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Oh, yeah. women who claim
to have slept with Elvis's ghost.
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Oh! I love it. Save it for sweeps.
And the Kennedys.
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I've got a Kennedy story about, uh-
Elizabeth Taylor robbing the cradle. And the mob.
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Oh, uh, this guy claims
that he's J.F.K.'s evil twin, Oh!
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only he just escaped
from the sanitarium...
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where he's been his whole life.
Oh, I love it. What else?
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Yeah, I'd like to see that one too.
Uh-
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- Women who try too hard?
- Maybe you can get one of them to punch you.
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I'm just kiddin'.
[ Laughs ]
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No, no. We'll go with what's scheduled,
and we'll do a follow-up next week.
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It'll be great.
[Jani ]Let's hope the world...
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can hold its breath that long.[ Al ]Stay on her, Sam.
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And what earthshaking story
are you working on?
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Gas stations that promise full service
but don't deliver.
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Now there's
a national emergency.
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Get me the president!
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Fifty bucks says you couldn't do
a serious and hard-hitting story if your life depended on it.
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Double it.
A hundred says I can do any story you can.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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[ Phone Rings ]
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Jani Eisenberg.
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One moment.
Yoo-hoo. Your story's on the phone.
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The bet's $1 00,
and I don't take checks.
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[ Man ]I was headin'for Blue Rock,cuttin'past Whisperin'Pine Lakes...
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when I saw them.
[ Sam ] Uh, " them''?
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The aliens.
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[ Both ]
Oh, boy. I couldn't see the mother ship,
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but I figured she was " hoovering''
somewhere nearby.
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What, uh, time would you say
that this was, Mr. Norton?
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It was about, uh,
20 minutes after I left Mac's Bar-
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uh, around 2:30.
Oh, brother.
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I'm not kiddin'.There were about a dozen of'em.
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They were yellow, one big eye...
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and big " blobby'' arms and legs.
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And what were they doing?
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Uh, they were just, uh,
milling around.
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I don't know.
I didn't stick around long enough to find out.
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I wanna keep my organs.
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[ Chuckles, Clears Throat ]
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Serious and hard-hitting,
remember?
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I know I was drinkin', but...
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I know what I saw.
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All right. Uh, thank you.
Sam?
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Sam. It's unbelievable,
but this is it.
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What?
This is home.
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What?
Well, see, 30 miles...
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over that way-
you can't see it from here- that's where we built...
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Project Quantum Leap.
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Of course, it won't be there
for another seven years, but it is-
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I mean, if I push this, I go-
That's where I go.
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It's there now,
but it's not there for another seven years.
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So you're there
on the other side- Uh-
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[Jani ]Come on, Roberto.
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Let's see. What should I buywith $ 1 00?
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Shoes?
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No. Something more personal.
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How about lingerie? I'll help.
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Maybe a nice bottle of wine.
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Yeah, a real expensive one.
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Imported.
Perhaps a French Bordeaux.
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You can afford that,
can't you?
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Uh, I was just wondering
if imported French wine goes with crow.
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Get in the car.
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Who eats crow?
Oh, she's gonna eat crow.
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[ Laughs ]
That's a good one, Sam.
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Yeah. Wine goes with crow.
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I'll catch up with you later.
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[ Man's Voice ]We have continued supportfrom our regular customers,
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and with the addition
of these government contracts,
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we expect income to increase
by over 1 5% next year.
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Ooh. Which is good news
for everyone who owns stock...
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with Saxton Fertilizerand Pesticides.Yes, indeed.
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And it's good for people here,because it means morejobs.
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Mmm. Something that's
always welcome.
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[ Gasps ]
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Wheezing ]
And now, let's take a look at the rest of the plant.
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[ Gasps ]
Cut.
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[ Gasping ]
Can I get you some wateror something?
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Are you all right?
Excuse me. [ Inhales ]
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[ Sighs, Coughs ]
Excuse me.
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Oh, here. I'll get that.
[ Laughs ] Everything's going.
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You wanna get thatfor her?
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Here you go.
Thank you.
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You don't want to lose this.
Not if I want to keep breathing.
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What did you do
to your hand? I, uh-
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Oh, we had a little fire last night,
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and Rick grabbed a hotfire extinguisherand put it out.
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- I didn't hear anything about a fire.
- Like I said, a little fire.
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Now if you'll follow me,I'll show you the restof the plant.
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Down this way.
[Jani ] Your company does employ a huge percentage of the community.
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I'm wondering if you'll be
doing any more hiring in the near future.
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[ Man ]Well, we certainly plan to. I'll be right with you.
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What's the bad news?
The-
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Well, I hope this leap is over quickly.
Her attitude is starting to rub off on you.
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Al.
[ Beeping ]
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In two days...
Yeah?
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Jani drives her car off a cliff,
and she dies.
228
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[ Chattering ]
229
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[ Sam ]What happened, Al?
230
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I mean, was she murdered?Was somebody charged, or what?
231
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No. Nope. Nope.
232
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Suicide?
Uh, no.
233
00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:51,127
She had too much going for her,
at least, from all we know.
234
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,296
Well, what did the police reports say?
235
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:57,638
Uh, well, they said
that she was tired from working late,
236
00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,838
and then apparently she must have
fallen asleep for a moment at the wheel,
237
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:02,904
and then- zoom.
238
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Airborne.
239
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,747
Does Ziggy know what she was
working on at the time? [ Squealing ]
240
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,757
Well, let's see.
The last things that she did that were aired...
241
00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:16,090
were a story on where to get
summer vegetables in the wintertime,
242
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,528
and another one about, uh,
243
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,758
gas stationsthat don't deliver.
244
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,131
Serious and hard-hitting.Yeah. Yeah.
245
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,193
Yeah, but now this is weird.
Hmm?
246
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,603
Apparently, right after
the accident,
247
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:33,111
Roberto quit the show
and he dropped out ofTV completely.
248
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,850
No, no, no.
I know what you're saying.
249
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,614
I don't think that Roberto killed Jani.
250
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,781
Besides, if he did, I won't,
251
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,950
so I'll be out of here in no time.
252
00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:50,291
Yeah, but it's still-
It's a weird coincidence.
253
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:54,765
It's not a coincidence.
It's gotta be related somehow, but it's not like that.
254
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,392
[ Chattering ]
Al?
255
00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,026
What?What are you lookin'at?
256
00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:00,094
Huh?
Oh, nothin'.
257
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,935
I don't know.Anyway,
258
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,568
in the meantime, the best thing
I can do is just stick tight.
259
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,442
And don't let her drive.
That goes without saying.
260
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,448
Yeah.
[Jani ]Roberto?
261
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,541
Don't forget your 4:00 show.
262
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:19,014
[ Applause ][ Sam ]Chauvinist slave or liberated woman?
263
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,218
Joining us today we havenoted psychologist...
264
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:24,091
Dr. Laura Schlessinger,
265
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,256
Dawn Bartlett,
266
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,459
Charlene Lisles, and-
267
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,468
[ Clears Throat ]
Uh-
268
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:35,735
Dawn and Charlene are juniors
at the University of New Mexico.
269
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,742
[ Man ]All right.!
270
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,608
And they were recently paid $500...
271
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,308
to pose for the Bohey Tool calendar.
272
00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:46,317
Now,
273
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,819
some people would
call this exploitation.
274
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,119
[ Men ]No.! Let's ask Dawn what she thinks.
275
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,591
[ Giggles ]
I thought it was fun.
276
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,821
- [ Laughter]
- Fun?
277
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,889
- [ Giggles ] Yeah.
- Go to the doc. Ask the doc.
278
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,900
Okay. Dr. Schlessinger,
279
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,937
uh, what do you have to say
about this?
280
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,939
Posing for these type of pictures,
in my opinion,
281
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,568
diminishes all women everywhere
by perpetuating the stereotype... [ AudienceJeering ]
282
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,841
that we are all long-legged bimbos.
283
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,747
[Jeers, Laughter ]
284
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:21,081
But they have the right to make
that idiotic choice if they want to.
285
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:24,680
Sam, back to Dawn.
Ask her about- Uh, so, tell me-
286
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:29,421
Is it art, or are you really
just a long-legged bimbo...
287
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:32,464
like Dr. Schlessinger says?
288
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,522
It's definitely art.
289
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,768
Sam, you could be falling
into a trap here.
290
00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,771
With these shows you don't want
everyone to be nice to each other,
291
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,773
because these shows thrive
on controversy. So,
292
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,775
Dr. Schlessinger-
Everybody's gotta be rotten to each other.
293
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,004
It seems to me that Dawn
and Charlene here...
294
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:49,343
are-are-are merely perpetuating...
295
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,441
the image that women
have the freedom to make their own choices...
296
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,112
and are capable of making
their own choices...
297
00:15:55,187 --> 00:15:57,121
regarding their bodies.
298
00:15:57,189 --> 00:16:00,625
- Then why don't men do the same thing?
- [ Applause ]
299
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,389
Sometimes policemen
and firemen calendars-
300
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,556
Well, policemen and firemen-
They've all made calendars.
301
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,830
Oh, but in general men don't,
because that's not the image they want to project.
302
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,202
Well, sure it is.
Oh, it is?
303
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:18,869
Uh-huh.
Well, why don't you try putting your muscles where your mouth is?
304
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:24,075
Why don't you try doing
the rest of your show in your boxer shorts?
305
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,208
[ Cheering ]
306
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:34,717
- Uh, boxer shorts? I-
- Unless, of course, that's not the image you want to project.
307
00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,727
[ Applause, Cheering Continue ]
308
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,556
[ Chuckles ]
Well-
309
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:42,566
Hold this.
310
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,398
[ Applause, Cheering Continue ]
311
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,564
[ Mouthing Words ]
[ Sam ] Stay tuned, everybody.
312
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,472
We'll be back after we goto this commercial...
313
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:55,605
with the new- and liberated-
Roberto.
314
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,615
Don't go...
315
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,617
away.
316
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,946
Oh, killer show, man.
317
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,390
And you didn't even
have to get punched, huh? * [ Scats ]
318
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:09,393
Yeah. Thanks. Thanks.
[ Laughing ]
319
00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,395
Oh, my God, Al.
320
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:13,727
I just single-handedly
destroyed this guy's career.
321
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,733
Hey, Earl,phone call on line three. Here you go, ace.
322
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,735
What are you talking about?
You were a hit.
323
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,964
I've never been so humiliated
in my life.
324
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,974
Listen to me now.
If I ever do anything like that again,
325
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,408
okay, you've gotta promise
to stop me, okay?
326
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:27,877
If you see me doing
something like that, You just say, " Sam, stop it.
327
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:31,973
Don't do that.''
At last, as I've always expected, you've gone over the edge.
328
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,782
I was just-
Talking to thin air.
329
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,948
- And having a very
interesting conversation. - I'll bet.
330
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:41,083
- $1 00?
- In your dreams.
331
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,129
- You know, I had a dream
about her last night. -Jani, line three.
332
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,193
Jani Eisenberg.
333
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,962
Uh-huh.
Oh, yes. How many are missing?
334
00:17:57,976 --> 00:17:59,967
Okay, where were they last seen?
335
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:05,344
Blue Rock and Whispering Pine Lake
two nights ago?
336
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,348
Did you see any lights
in the sky?
337
00:18:10,622 --> 00:18:13,284
Did you see any strange people
that night?
338
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,522
Oh, you didn't know
they were missing till dawn.
339
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:22,533
Uh, Mr. Chee,
we will get right on this.
340
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,660
Thank you.
341
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,670
Yes.
342
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,172
There is life after exile.
Fifty sheep are missing right-
343
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,300
Right where Red Norton
saw the aliens.
344
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,912
That's a pretty goodlittle coincidence.
345
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:37,744
I'm gonna go back and see
if Ziggy can find some more.
346
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,750
Do you smell that?
347
00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:42,753
After five years in East Nowhere,
New Mexico, I thought I'd forgotten what it smells like,
348
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,551
but I can smell it- a real story.
349
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,149
[ Ringing ]
350
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,355
...a little, uh, favor,
if you can do it for me.
351
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,762
Your friends came to visit methis afternoon- [ Ringing Continues ]
352
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,426
Roberto Gutierrez speaking.
353
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,994
Mr. Gutierrez,
this is Rick Upfield at Saxton Fertilizer.
354
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:05,669
- Yeah, Rick. How's the hand?
- Uh, fine.
355
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,407
Uh, Mr. Gutierrez, I was wondering
if I could speak to you for a few minutes.
356
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,972
- Sure.
- No, n0- I mean, not now.
357
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,315
Could you meet me later?
Uh, tonight, say around 9:00, at the Lost Dolphin?
358
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,982
Well, uh-
I really need to speak to you.
359
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,424
Okay. Uh-
360
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,224
9:00 tonight at the Lost Dolphin.
361
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,925
All right, thanks.
I'll see you later.
362
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,498
You wanna go
to the Lost Dolphin tonight?
363
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:39,236
[ Radio Chatter ]
364
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,473
[ Chattering ]
365
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:00,598
What happened?
366
00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:03,760
Hit and run.
Guy hit him as he went across the road to the bar.
367
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,245
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
368
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,411
Somebody murdered this guy.
I know that.
369
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,420
I'm not walking away
from the best thing... Shh, shh, shh.
370
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,422
that's happened to me
since I left Chicago.
371
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:28,721
Besides, we gotta tell the police
about the phone call. Look.
372
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:31,160
It doesn't matter.
Now come on. What-
373
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,903
It must have been knocked free
when he got-
374
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,908
We definitely have to give this
to the police.
375
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,143
Now, will you listen to me?
376
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,675
If we give it to 'em,
they will never get anywhere with it.
377
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,688
Believe me, I know.
378
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:01,419
Now we don't have time.
We gotta solve this ourselves.
379
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,333
What with the new government contracts,we expect...
380
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:16,772
to have an increase of income
of over 1 5% next year.
381
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,504
[ Tape Rewinding ]
382
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,512
Hey.
383
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,810
Why don't you go home?
384
00:21:23,882 --> 00:21:26,043
And let you win 1 00 bucks? Uh-uh.
385
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,113
Is that why you got on TV?
For the money? No, hardly.
386
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:34,625
When I first started,
I had very altruistic motives.
387
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,659
I wanted fame, glory and power.
388
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,958
Unfortunately, uh,
389
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,969
somebody forgot to tell my asthma.
390
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,000
I had really big dreams.
391
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:52,475
The network, my own show-
392
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:56,412
I was gonna crack
the biggest stories that have ever been cracked.
393
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,644
But it's-
It's kind of hard to compete with the big boys...
394
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,312
when you can't even live
in their cities.
395
00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,323
You got a big story now.
396
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:08,655
Which is at a complete dead end.
397
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,930
Well, what about you?
Hmm?
398
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:14,932
Why did you get into this business?
399
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,835
Oh, I kind of just leaped into it
by accident.
400
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:21,930
I sort of like it now.
401
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:27,274
I never really thought much
about why, you know-
402
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,405
I guess I kind of see myself as...
403
00:22:29,481 --> 00:22:32,609
a champion of underdogs everywhere.
404
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,618
I like that.
405
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,457
[ Man ]We have continued supportfrom our regular customers...
406
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,462
and, uh, what with the, uh,
407
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:50,695
new government contracts,we expect to have an increase-
408
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,293
[ Sam ]Look.
409
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,669
What?
Look.
410
00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,472
[Jani ]He's not wearing it,and neither is-
411
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,807
Neither is anybody else.
So either they just got them, or-
412
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,177
This is for another section of the plant,
something we didn't see.
413
00:23:03,248 --> 00:23:05,580
Okay, so, first thing
tomorrow morning- No, no, no, no.
414
00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:09,086
Tonight. We gotta go tonight.
Tonight. All right, tonight.
415
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,088
Tonight.
416
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:21,622
Yeah, Hank is the foreman.
He's, uh, down there.
417
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:28,438
Wait a second.
Give me your earring.
418
00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,975
Take the other one off.
419
00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:32,976
[ Sam ]
Excuse me.
420
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,978
Excuse me. Hi.
Hi.
421
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,241
Hi. I'm Roberto Gutierrez.
Yeah- I've seen you a lot.
422
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,976
This is Jani Eisenberg.
423
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,984
Jani Eisenberg, sure.
I know you. Hi there.
424
00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:43,247
We were in here
filming the other day, and Jani lost an earring.
425
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,255
Can you believe it?
We were in the neighborhood and we thought, what the heck.
426
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,314
Yeah. It looks like this.
[ Chuckles ]
427
00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,519
You know, if you lost it
in here, it's gone.
428
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:52,188
Well, you know, we just thought
we'd just give it a shot.
429
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,198
Yeah.
Sure.
430
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,200
But-But-But you can't go
wandering around here.
431
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,600
Oh, well, we won't be wandering. No.
432
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:02,470
No, we know exactly where to look
from when we got shown around by Mr. Saxton.
433
00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,475
He said it'd be okay.
Mr. Saxton?
434
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:06,738
Yeah, call him, if you like.
435
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,940
Nah. Go ahead. Good luck to you.
436
00:24:10,015 --> 00:24:11,539
Thank you.
Okay, thanks.
437
00:24:12,984 --> 00:24:15,043
Hey, Roberto.
438
00:24:16,154 --> 00:24:18,418
Why don't you take the cart?
It'll be faster.
439
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,822
Oh, thank you.
Great.
440
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,428
"Call him if you like''?
441
00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:27,693
Would you call the president
of the company at 3:00 in the morning about an earring?
442
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:30,735
- Not if I liked my job.
- Thanks.
443
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,772
What, exactly, are we looking for?
444
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,934
Technically?
Technically.
445
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,741
Uh-
That's a good question.
446
00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,747
I don't know.
447
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:47,478
I-I'm, uh, looking for something
that might conceal a door or something.
448
00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,486
You know? I mean-
Oh.
449
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:52,717
If we find a-
Well, that should be easy to find.
450
00:24:52,791 --> 00:24:55,954
You got the key.
Don't put it in your pocket. That's the key.
451
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:59,622
You look for a door
that's got a slot next to it.
452
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,223
This is a key?
Yeah. That's a key?
453
00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,736
Just like the beginning
of the Quantum Leap Project, remember?
454
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:08,898
This credit card thing-
You stick it in a slot, it opens a door.
455
00:25:08,974 --> 00:25:11,568
Before we had those
electronic implants.
456
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:13,736
Remember, Sam?
It's kind of like a credit card thing.
457
00:25:13,812 --> 00:25:16,246
You stick it in a door and,
you know, you got a slot... That's it.
458
00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:18,908
and it opens.
Does it send you a bill at the end of the month?
459
00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,010
Yeah. Uh, now,
I'm gonna get Ziggy to run...
460
00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:25,284
a spatial-comparison analysis...
461
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,917
of the exterior and the interior
of this place, At least we got a key.
462
00:25:27,993 --> 00:25:30,723
and if there's anything hidden in here,
we're gonna find it.
463
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:37,696
A key. Hmm.
464
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:40,567
You know, if we had those glassesyou can get in the backof comic books,
465
00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:44,405
we could look through these walls
with our X-ray vision.
466
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,410
I could never get mine to work.
467
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:49,379
That's because all the girls' dresses
were specially treated.
468
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:53,947
Dead end.
469
00:25:54,019 --> 00:25:56,783
Sam.Jackpot.Jackpot.
470
00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:01,659
Let's try that room back there, huh?
Yes, bwana.
471
00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:06,730
Come on.
472
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,532
There it is.
There's the lock, right there. Only, it's not one of these.
473
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:14,231
It's one of these.
You put it in and you slip it down like that.
474
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:16,274
[ Beeping ]
Yeah.
475
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:19,071
Yo, hold up.
We got a couple of unauthorized visitors here.
476
00:26:19,144 --> 00:26:21,237
We gotta find 'em.
Let's go.
477
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,339
Mr. Saxton wants 'em picked up
and picked up quick. Let's move.
478
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:42,700
- They what I think they are?
- Aliens-
479
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,702
Aliens that collect sheep.Dead sheep.
480
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:56,275
They're doing germ warfare here,
right under our noses.
481
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,612
Yeah, it could
be chemical warfare. Or chemical warfare.
482
00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:01,208
Red Norton didn't see aliens
the other night.
483
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:04,687
He saw men in protective suits
picking up dead sheep- Harry Chee's sheep.
484
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,690
And they killed them.
485
00:27:06,758 --> 00:27:08,692
They had a serious accident here.
486
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,694
Whatever they were working on,
some of it must've gotten out.
487
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:12,696
They killed Rick
to cover it up.
488
00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:14,755
This place is a perfect
cover for a lab.
489
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:17,893
You know that a lot
of the substances used to make pharmaceuticals...
490
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:22,235
and fertilizers and pesticides
can be made into chemical weapons.
491
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,902
Oh, that's like that
pharmaceutical place in 1 988 in Libya.
492
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,968
Everybody knew
it was mustard gas.
493
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:31,243
Yeah, or what
about that sheep kill in Utah in 1 968?
494
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,342
Yeah, let's not forget
that one. Uh- Uh- Uh-
495
00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:36,444
The army was involved with it.
496
00:27:36,521 --> 00:27:38,751
They found out later on
that they, like, used nerve gas, right?
497
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,917
Forty-five miles away from it,
and-and that they were involved.
498
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,223
Now, they never admitted
any wrongdoing,
499
00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:46,593
but they ended up paying
hundreds of thousands of dollars-
500
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,599
They had to pay
the ranchers off. Yeah, to the ranchers.
501
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,601
Good old sneaky Uncle Sam.
Yeah. Ooh!
502
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,603
What?
Good old sneaky Uncle Sam.
503
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,935
That's what I couldn't
put my finger on before.
504
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,270
It's the eyes.
It's the haircut, the bearing-
505
00:27:57,342 --> 00:28:00,743
A lot of the guys
in this place are "militaryitis.''
506
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,746
Uh-oh.
507
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,941
And someone is following us.
508
00:28:06,317 --> 00:28:08,251
Found it.
Found 'em.
509
00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,617
I'm sure Mr. Saxton
will be very pleased.
510
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,556
Yeah, he's gonna be happy
to pick out his own cell too.
511
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,889
Yeah, well, listen.
Thanks a million, okay?
512
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:18,053
Uh, tell Mr. Saxton hello
when you see him.
513
00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:20,063
That's okay.
Thank you.
514
00:28:20,131 --> 00:28:22,463
Thank you.
They were a gift, you see, and I just really wanted to find 'em.
515
00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,627
Thank you very much.
Thank you. You're army, aren't you?
516
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,637
Sam,you're up againstsome serious juice here.
517
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,798
I'm gonna go jump-start Ziggy.
518
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:35,745
Do you feel like taking on
the government?
519
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:37,907
I got nothin' better to do
this week.
520
00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:41,645
Oh, Earl's gonna love this.
Ah!
521
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,084
No, no, no, no.Nerve gas, secret government labs-
522
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:48,421
Give me a break.
523
00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:51,087
Earl, we're not kidding.
We saw it. Look,just give us a camera, okay?
524
00:28:51,162 --> 00:28:53,426
We'll go down there,
and we can prove it.
525
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,831
I've known Ed Saxton for 1 0 years.
His company's done a lot for this town. I just don't believe it.
526
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,835
When he was here the other day,
527
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,962
he asked you to not report
on the fire, didn't he?
528
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,508
Earl, they killed Rick,
529
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:09,013
and the next time they have a leak,
it might not be sheep they kill, but people.
530
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:19,550
...Jani Eisenberg
and Roberto Gutierrez for Good Morning, Destiny,
531
00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:23,754
live at the Saxton Fertilizerand Pesticide plant.
532
00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:26,820
Three nights ago,
over 50 sheep were killed by-
533
00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,731
Excuse me.
Can I help you?
534
00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,463
Sam, there is something here,
but we don't have the details yet.
535
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,562
Mr. Saxton, it is true, is it not,
536
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:38,598
that you are conducting
secret nerve gas and chemical warfare research...
537
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,644
in a hidden lab here at the plant?
538
00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,646
No, it is not true.
539
00:29:42,714 --> 00:29:44,682
[ Chuckles ]
540
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:46,683
I wish it were.
541
00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,879
I understand the government
pays very well for that stuff.
542
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:52,422
Then how do you explain
this electronic key pass...
543
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:57,985
that opens a secret door
inside this room?
544
00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:02,089
A door which is in the back
of this innocent-looking storage room.
545
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,931
Sam? Look.
They changed the lock on the damn thing.
546
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:08,734
I know it's the same door,
but they changed the-
547
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:22,682
I'm a dead man.
548
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,420
Does that look likea secret lab to you?
549
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:31,258
Uh, no. What it looks like...
550
00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:35,698
is that they've constructeda fake wall,
551
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:40,261
which conceals the tunnel
which leads to the secret lab. [ Electronic Whining ]
552
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,431
Oh, really?
553
00:30:46,377 --> 00:30:48,902
Doesn't sound fake to me.
554
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:50,914
Pull the plug.
555
00:30:50,982 --> 00:30:52,950
Pull the plug! Pull the plug.
556
00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:56,145
Sam, you stall.
I'm gonna check on this wall.
557
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,315
Okay, now, I know that this...
558
00:30:59,390 --> 00:31:01,756
doesn't sound like a fake wall,
Sam, it's still here!
559
00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,919
They've got this
elaborate fake wall.
560
00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:07,192
but, uh, if you, uh-
561
00:31:07,265 --> 00:31:09,199
There's six feet of dirt back here,
562
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,258
but then you're in.
563
00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:13,702
If you could walk through this wall,
you would see...
564
00:31:13,771 --> 00:31:15,705
Yeah.
the tunnel on the other side.
565
00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,764
[ Mouthing Words ]
And, well-
566
00:31:17,842 --> 00:31:20,538
Save it, Ernesto.
Earl pulled the plug.
567
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:23,137
No. All we have to do is dig
through the tunnel and we'll find-
568
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,977
It's too late.
569
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:39,061
- I think you owe me an apology.
- Oh, you do, do you?
570
00:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,496
Oh, yes.
Well, I'm sorry, but-
571
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,591
But what?
572
00:31:47,705 --> 00:31:50,401
I'd be happy to make it up to you.
[Jani, Al ] What?
573
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,943
Look. You were right and I was wrong,
574
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:55,479
and since I started this whole thing,
I think it would only be fair...
575
00:31:55,546 --> 00:31:58,572
if I were to invite you
onto my show-
576
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:02,416
tomorrow, if you're free-
and I would apologize publicly.
577
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,921
No, that won't be necessary.
No, no, no, but it is necessary.
578
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:08,015
And besides, it would be
good publicity for you guys...
579
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:10,424
and-and-and great ratings for me.
580
00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:12,690
In fact, we could call it, uh,
581
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,028
"What happens
when reporters are wrong.''
582
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,590
Roberto, have you gone crazy?
583
00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:19,603
We saw the room,
584
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,367
and this was the key
that opened the door.
585
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:27,707
That's our new I.D. badges.
We just started using them. And I believe that belongs to me.
586
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,270
No, actually, it belongs to the police.
587
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,714
We, uh, found this...
588
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,843
where Rick was killed,
and since-
589
00:32:34,919 --> 00:32:36,853
That's evidence in
an ongoing investigation.
590
00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:38,855
It's evidence in an ongoing investigation,
591
00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,858
and I think we'll just
turn it in to them.
592
00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,297
Good idea.
593
00:32:47,365 --> 00:32:49,458
In fact, I'd like to offer a reward...
594
00:32:49,534 --> 00:32:53,231
for any information leading
to the arrest of the driver that killed Rick.
595
00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,238
Well, that's very nice.
You could do it on my show.
596
00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,297
Well, I'll have to think about that.
597
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:59,309
Why don't you call me in the morning?
598
00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,311
Oh, and, uh,
599
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,041
please, close the door after you.
600
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,784
You're letting him get away?
601
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:11,982
I'm just trying to buy us a little time,
and I would appreciate some cooperation.
602
00:33:13,324 --> 00:33:15,417
Why do I suddenly feel like
I'm a step behind you?
603
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:19,156
I never used to feel that way.
604
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,925
Well, I don't know. I-
Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
605
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,024
That's what you get
working with a genius.
606
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,775
Uh-oh.
607
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:35,335
Uh-oh? Is this your " Uh-oh,
things are getting worse,'' or is this your " Uh-oh,
608
00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:38,974
now I've changed history,
and things are really gonna get horrible''?
609
00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:41,917
Which " Uh-oh'' is this?
This is the " Uh-oh'' that she doesn't die anymore...
610
00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:43,851
from driving the car
off a cliff.
611
00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:47,584
She dies from an
acute asthma attack tomorrow morning, uh-oh.
612
00:33:47,658 --> 00:33:50,718
[ No Audible Dialogue ]
613
00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,296
[ Laughter ]
614
00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:06,405
[ Sam ]Well, thatjust about wraps upour show today...
615
00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:09,844
on friends of fruits and veggies,
616
00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:12,974
[ Applause ]
so join us tomorrow...
617
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,951
here on Roberto.
618
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,579
Till then, have a nice day.
619
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,880
And we are out.
620
00:34:20,958 --> 00:34:22,892
[ Al ]Funny show, Sam. Ha, ha, ha.
621
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,428
Okay, it isn't funny.
I realize it isn't funny.
622
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,761
Look. I wanna nail these guys
just as bad as you do,
623
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,767
but Ziggy says that it-
624
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,769
It's never gonna happen,
because in the first place,
625
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:36,637
you're gonna have to have
an iron-clad search warrant- I am going to lunch.
626
00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,641
[ Cheering ]
627
00:34:39,644 --> 00:34:42,408
Iron-clad search warrant
before you can get into that joint again,
628
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,745
and without any corroborating evidence,you're never gonna getthe search warrant.
629
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,786
So this investigation
is going nowhere.
630
00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:50,821
Maybe not.
631
00:34:54,692 --> 00:34:57,058
[ Beeps ]
632
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,119
You're trying to get
into a payroll company?
633
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,427
Yeah. we gotta solve this
ourselves, remember?
634
00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:03,899
Besides, they do work
for Saxton.
635
00:35:03,968 --> 00:35:05,959
Yeah, but they're not gonna
lead you to anything.
636
00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,971
How do you know?
637
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:11,907
Because top-secret projects
have their own secure computer networks.
638
00:35:11,976 --> 00:35:13,967
Oh, that's right.
You used to work for a couple of those.
639
00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,979
Yeah, I remember now
from your résumé.
640
00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,948
Then you won't mind
giving me a shot. Scoot over.
641
00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:24,010
All right, the search
for corroborative evidence begins.
642
00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,750
Hey, I thought
you couldn't type. It's been a while.
643
00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:29,588
Sam, Ziggy has tried
every conceivable- Feed me, Ziggy.
644
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,924
What?
645
00:35:31,996 --> 00:35:34,624
All right. Prime 37, enter.
646
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:38,066
Uh, V-F 262222, doc.
647
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:41,435
Five, niner, drive, drive, drive, enter.
648
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,770
"G,'' enter. " T,'' back slash.
649
00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,934
Second password, " betlegeuse.''
I'm gonna go get some coffee.
650
00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:47,944
"Toaster,'' enter.
You want some?
651
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:53,416
Space. 3.1 .4.1 ., enter.
652
00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:55,611
Try not to miss me.
Uh, tilde.
653
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:58,280
Zero, enter.
[ Beeps ]
654
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:00,881
Uh, star code, enter.
[ Beeps ]
655
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,950
Uh, Delaware, 77, back slash, 7.
656
00:36:04,962 --> 00:36:06,896
[ Beeps ]
657
00:36:06,964 --> 00:36:08,898
Come on, come on, come on.
658
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:11,059
[ Yawns ]
Give it up, Roberto.
659
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:13,069
You've already done it
1 00 times.
660
00:36:13,137 --> 00:36:15,332
We'll do it again tomorrow.
We don't have until tomorrow.
661
00:36:15,406 --> 00:36:18,569
You know, you have
a delightful personality.
662
00:36:18,643 --> 00:36:21,237
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm just-
663
00:36:21,312 --> 00:36:25,248
I'm tired and frustrated and-
[ Sighs ]
664
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:27,614
[ Beeping ]
665
00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,346
[ Al ]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Sam, you're in.
666
00:36:32,423 --> 00:36:34,357
[ Beeping Continues ]
Yes. Yes. Yes.
667
00:36:34,425 --> 00:36:38,122
Whoa, whoa.
It's moving too fast. Stop it.
668
00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,130
[ Man ]Mr. Saxton?
669
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,759
We have a hacker
on the computer line. Do we know who they are?
670
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,803
It's coming from the TV station.
We're zeroing in now. [ Groans ]
671
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,135
Damn!
It's that girl, Eisenberg,
672
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,368
and Roberto what's-his-name.
673
00:36:51,442 --> 00:36:54,434
[ Groans ]
674
00:36:54,512 --> 00:36:57,072
They'll have to be taken care of.
675
00:36:57,148 --> 00:37:00,606
Consider it done.
Uh, Hank?
676
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,710
Just the girl.
677
00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:06,553
If they both have accidents,
even the dimwitted cops in this town will get suspicious,
678
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:09,752
and he's just a two-bit blowhard
in over his head.
679
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:15,060
After she's gone,
a few words and a few dollars, and he'll slink away out of sight forever.
680
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:17,464
The girl is the real danger.
681
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:21,062
You can't bargain with that type.
682
00:37:21,138 --> 00:37:25,837
Now, for her,
you're gonna have to do something that's particularly...
683
00:37:27,478 --> 00:37:29,412
clever.
684
00:37:33,718 --> 00:37:35,652
Hmm.
685
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,416
"Hydrochloric thiodiglycol.
686
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:42,152
Methylphosphonoflouridate.
Methyl isocyanate.'' [ Wheezing ]
687
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,160
Variations of Methyl isocyanate.
688
00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:47,925
Methyl isocyanate?
Methyl isocyanate.
689
00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:52,095
Oh, God.
If I'd stayed in Chicago, at least I'd have a shot at an Emmy.
690
00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:54,865
God. How do you feel?
691
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:56,873
Fine. Can't you tell?
692
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:58,875
Methyl isocyanate is used
to make pesticides.
693
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,070
If you inhale it, it immediately
constricts your nasal...
694
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,136
and bronchial passages
as well as your larynx.
695
00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:06,183
It's like having
a severe asthma attack instantly.
696
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,548
There's no treatment.
There's no antidote.
697
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:11,884
Too much and it's fatal, and they're working
on a derivative that's 1 0 times worse than that.
698
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,618
Go turn on the printer.
Oh. Yeah.
699
00:38:14,692 --> 00:38:16,626
[ Electronic Whoosh ]
700
00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:19,322
[ Al ]Uh-oh. Ball game.
701
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,059
They know?
They know?
702
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,067
Yeah.
703
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,729
What do we do now?
704
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,238
Well,
705
00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,241
we try again.
706
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,243
It's the only way
to force Saxton's hand.
707
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,472
You force his hand,
he's gonna try and kill you.
708
00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:39,048
Look,Jani,
709
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:44,143
if we keep doing this,
they may try to kill us too.
710
00:38:44,221 --> 00:38:46,587
Let 'em try.
711
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,591
[ Al ]Sam, I'm going backto check with Ziggy.
712
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,650
[ Portal Opens ]
713
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,603
[ Beeping ]
714
00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:34,798
[ Woman ]
Mr. Saxton, it's Roberto on line three.
715
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:37,841
Put him through.
Hello.
716
00:39:37,908 --> 00:39:41,435
[ Sam ]
She's dead. Dead? Who?
717
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,208
You know damn well who.
Jani Eisenberg.
718
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:48,479
Terrible. That's-
That's tragic.
719
00:39:48,552 --> 00:39:50,577
How did it happen?
720
00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:52,918
A severe asthma attack,
as if you didn't know.
721
00:39:52,990 --> 00:39:56,824
I-I didn't know
people could die- How'd you do it?
722
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:59,761
"Do it''?
How'd you kill her? How'd you do it?
723
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,466
Is that gonna be
the theme of your show today?
724
00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:07,061
You're damn right it is.
If you go on the air with that charge, I'll sue you-
725
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:09,299
the station and everybody
connected with that show.
726
00:40:09,373 --> 00:40:11,364
And I'll win, because there's
no way in hell...
727
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:14,240
you can prove I induced
an asthma attack, and you know it.
728
00:40:15,846 --> 00:40:18,440
You're probably right.
[ Saxton ]Well.
729
00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:23,476
That's the first reasonable thing
you've said this morning.
730
00:40:25,523 --> 00:40:28,959
Now, I-
I'd like to, uh,
731
00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:32,894
set up a scholarship fund
in Miss Eisenberg's memory.
732
00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:35,989
I'll have a check cut
this morning for, say,
733
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:38,000
$50,000-
734
00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:42,471
uh, in your name...
as trustee.
735
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,838
I'll accept on one condition.
736
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,707
I'm listening.
You agree to do my show.
737
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,474
- No.
- Not even if I apologize?
738
00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:53,642
Not even if I admit
that I was wrong about you and your plant?
739
00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:55,651
Why would you do that?
740
00:40:57,721 --> 00:41:00,155
To make that scholarship $1 00,000.
741
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:03,318
[ Laughing ]
742
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:06,522
I- I knew I had you figured.
743
00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,531
[ Laughter Continues ]
744
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,590
Yeah, I guess you were... right.
745
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,761
[ Laughing ]
746
00:41:22,413 --> 00:41:25,439
Welcome today
to our special edition of Robert0-
747
00:41:25,516 --> 00:41:28,781
"What happens when reporters
are wrong?''
748
00:41:28,853 --> 00:41:31,083
This show should be
particularly interesting,
749
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,123
because I'm the reporter.
750
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,626
But before we begin,
751
00:41:36,694 --> 00:41:40,790
I'd like to take a moment
to pay tribute to my colleague Jani Eisenberg,
752
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:44,631
who passed away suddenly this morning
from a severe asthma attack.
753
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:46,636
[ Audience Murmuring ][ Woman ]Oh, no.
754
00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,672
Jani was a wonderful person...
755
00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:52,698
and a great reporter,and we will all miss her dearly.
756
00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,809
And now, if you'll join me
in welcoming Mr. Ed Saxton,
757
00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:01,409
president of Saxton Fertilizers
and Pesticides.
758
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,187
Just yesterday morning,
I accused Mr. Saxton on live TV...
759
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:12,923
of running a secret
chemical warfare lab at his plant,
760
00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:16,296
and I would like
to apologize for that.
761
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,301
Don't mention it.
762
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:23,102
In fact, I said that you'd
had a leak earlier in the week from that same lab,
763
00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:25,107
which had resulted in the death
of several sheep.
764
00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:27,200
But you were wrong.
I had no proof.
765
00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:31,447
All I had was a blank wall,
and my word against yours.
766
00:42:31,515 --> 00:42:33,449
That's right.
767
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:37,044
In fact, even if I had wanted
to obtain a search warrant...
768
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:39,055
to see what was behind
that wall,
769
00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:42,320
I would have needed morethan the testimonyof reliable witnesses...
770
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,327
such as myselforJani Eisenberg.
771
00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,625
I would have needed
some corroborating evidence-
772
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:49,461
something, say, like this.
773
00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:54,732
Now, Mr. Saxton,hypothetically, let's just saythat you did have...
774
00:42:54,805 --> 00:42:57,638
a secret chemical warfare lab
at your plant.
775
00:42:57,708 --> 00:43:02,771
Wouldn't it be easy for you to put
some secret chemical in this?
776
00:43:03,847 --> 00:43:05,906
And then slip it to someone
who was using this... [ Audience Murmuring ]
777
00:43:05,983 --> 00:43:07,917
as an inhaler for their asthma-
778
00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:10,579
someone who was trying
to expose your secrets,
779
00:43:10,654 --> 00:43:12,918
someone likeJani Eisenberg.
780
00:43:14,992 --> 00:43:17,517
That doesn't prove anything.
[ Door Opens ]
781
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:20,428
[ Audience Murmuring ]
[ Man ]She's dead.
782
00:43:20,497 --> 00:43:22,362
Is that her?
783
00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:29,097
Just think-
If there were some...
784
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:32,836
secret chemical in here,
one squirt,
785
00:43:32,910 --> 00:43:36,209
and, uh, a person could die.
786
00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:39,607
- [ Yells ]
- [ Clamoring ]
787
00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,446
You idiot!
All right,just take it easy. Take it easy.
788
00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:44,954
There's nothing in this one.
I bought this at the store this morning.
789
00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,115
But you deserved it,
you weasel.
790
00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:49,659
But the one you did poison-
791
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:52,628
the one you planted
on Jani Eisenberg last night-
792
00:43:52,696 --> 00:43:56,462
that one is in the hands
of the Destiny County Sheriff's Department.
793
00:43:56,533 --> 00:43:58,728
Yesterday I needed proof.
794
00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,566
Today I just got it.
795
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,301
It is my extreme pleasure
to hand you this search warrant.
796
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:06,343
This is outrageous.
I won't stay here another minute.
797
00:44:06,410 --> 00:44:08,344
[ Woman ]Get him.!
798
00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:10,346
[ Al ]Sam, that does it.
799
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:14,214
Saxton is indicted and convictedfor murder and attempted murder,so get ready to leap.
800
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,650
Hell of a show, Roberto.
Hell of a show. Now do the wrap-up.
801
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,654
The wr-The wrap-up. Okay.
802
00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:22,658
Okay, folks, tomorrow on Roberto,
803
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:26,492
we've got a man who sayshe's lost...
804
00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:29,088
a thousand pounds of fat.
[ Laughter]
805
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:34,668
We've got a woman who claims
that she hears old radio stations through her teeth.
806
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,435
And finally, a personal story
about the time I was kidnapped by aliens...
807
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:45,346
and held in an all-white room.
[ Audience Groans, Murmurs ]
808
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:48,044
That's tomorrow on...
809
00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,712
[ With Audience ]
Roberto.
810
00:44:55,492 --> 00:44:59,792
And we are O-U-T, out!
All right.
811
00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,922
Great show, buddy.
Great show.
812
00:45:01,999 --> 00:45:03,933
Thanks.
[ Sighs ]
813
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:05,935
I owe you 1 00 bucks.
Nah.
814
00:45:06,937 --> 00:45:08,962
Tell you what.
815
00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:16,272
- Why don't I just buy you
a nice bottle of champagne? - Nah.
816
00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:28,090
[ Horn Honks ]
817
00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:40,762
- [ Sam Gasps ]
- [ Thud ]
818
00:45:43,340 --> 00:45:45,274
Oh, boy.
819
00:45:45,324 --> 00:45:49,874
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