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So, let me get this straight.
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You were belly dancing on the beach
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and decided that you needed to cool off
by going skinny-dipping,
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and you forgot
where you left your clothes.
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Oh, my God, I am having
such adéjà vu right now.
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Maybe one of those beagles
swooped down and took it.
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You mean a seagull.
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No, maybe I mean an eagle.
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- Yeah. Oh!
- Oh!
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- Hey!
- Look at that.
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There she be!
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Great.
Now all we have to do is find your top.
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Okay, we're looking for two gold nipple
graduation cap thingies.
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Tassels?
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Grace, you have a word for everything.
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There actually are words for everything.
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You crack me up.
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Oh, okay.
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- So funny.
- Yeah.
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You're like a dictionary.
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There's a beagle!
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Or is it an eagle?
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No, it's the other
one you said.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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The Santa Fe light
has so much to teach me, Jacob.
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It's like you think you know
what a cactus looks like,
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but then, the light says,
"Look again, lady. You don't know."
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Honey, Tai Chi is all about hearing
what the Zen masters called
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"the soundless sound."
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Of course!
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Sorry.
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It's just so big.
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I'm not sure how I'd
walk into my house...
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Now available in travel size!
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Fits discreetly into your purse.
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Or in the seat-cubby of your walker.
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Ooh. Great!
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I love your jackalope. It moves me.
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I feel the fur.
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And thank you
for this gorgeous eggplant, Fred.
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You're so welcome.
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That's your fourth sale today.
Santa Fe loves you.
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It really does.
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Ooh.
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Hey, Grandma.
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No, it's Frankie.
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About to be known as Grandma.
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Oh, hush, hush, hush, hush.
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You can't call me that yet.
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Two more months,
and even then, not Grandma.
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I'm trying to decide between
Mee-maw, Gabba-Gabba, or Adele.
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Oh, good, I was hoping Santa Fe
would make you weirder.
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Yeah, but a weekend with you
will level me out.
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Oh, God, I'm thrilled
that Bud and Allison
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are having this ridiculous
whatever-it-is party so I can see you.
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Me, too.
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But a gender reveal party
is not ridiculous, Grace.
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I mean, obviously, we're also gonna need
to have a gender decision party
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when the child is 12.
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Can't wait.
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Oh, Frankie, remember you're gonna be
in the guest room.
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Sheree's in the studio now.
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Why can't the lodger sleep
somewhere else?
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Because the "lodger"
is paying us actual rent.
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Oh, and Frankie,
you need to sign her lease.
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What time do you land tomorrow?
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My plane gets in at 12:20.
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Oh, well, you're definitely gonna
miss that flight.
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Uh-huh.
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And most likely the one after that.
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Good chance.
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So I'll meet you at the airport
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three flights after the one
you were supposed to come in on.
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I feel so known.
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I told you, Sol, you can't block
the entrance to the Build-A-Bear.
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Those kids and creepy adults
get very angry.
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But we did good this time, Terry.
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Channel Seven was there.
They put us on the midday news.
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I'm sure it was a hit with all the pets
whose owners left the TV on for them.
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Eyeballs, Robert.
It's all about the eyeballs.
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Now Tallwater Commons
will be known as the mall
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that kicked out two women for kissing.
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Don't you guys usually do these protests
with a big group?
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We do. Dedicated resistance fighters all.
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So how come you two are
the only ones who ever get arrested?
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- They're younger. They can run.
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm so glad to be home,
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and I can't believe that I haven't even
talked to my grandbaby in utero yet.
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Little help here?
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Oh, there's so much to teach him/her
before he/she even gets born.
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Frankie, what the hell
do you have in here?
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Oh, just some highly-personalized
chunky turquoise jewelry
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I bought for everyone
from the world's greatest city.
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That must have set you back
a pretty pumpkin.
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So? Did you sign up for that dating site
I signed you up for?
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Yes. And oddly enough,
I didn't find the love of my life
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on Hippie-Round-Up-dot-com.
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You've got to open up your mind, Grace.
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- Old hippies are the best lovers.
- Well, Sol's an old hippie.
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He was always a very giving lover.
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If a bit distracted.
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Like the time he called me "Robert."
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Which, in retrospect,
makes a lot of sense.
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- Did Robert ever call you...
- No!
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Did he ever say, "That's all,"
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but what he was really saying was,
"That's Sol"?
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There was no talking.
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No, it was all a very silent,
separate experience.
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Everyone was left to their own thoughts.
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Which is why you need an old hippie.
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They bring the ruckus every night.
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Well, my ruckus is just fine, thank you.
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Oh, really?
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Are you seeing someone?
Are you holding out on me?
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No! No! No, no, no, of course not, no.
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How are you and Jacob doing?
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Oh, he's a dream.
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He takes me camping in the desert,
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he makes breakfast for me every morning,
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he reads to me every night.
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And he didn't even mind
when I adopted a pack of stray dogs.
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So it's working out perfectly.
That's what I figured.
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I'm happy for you, Frankie.
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Thank you.
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Do you know anyone who wants a stray dog?
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Hey, hon,
I'm back with the groceries!
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- Who's that?
- Sheree.
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Who's "hon"?
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I'm "hon."
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What happened to my pet name for you?
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"Kevin" never really caught on.
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Oh, there she is!
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Oh, the famous Frankie.
I feel like I know you already.
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Can I give you a hug? Or is that weird?
We don't have to hug.
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Okay, let's not.
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Yes, we do.
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It's a good thing
I'm not allergic to rhinestones.
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Oh, that is a good thing.
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Sheree's cooking dinner in your honor.
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So it'll be the three of us for dinner?
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I'm making my famous chicken pot pie.
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It's deep-fried so you don't even
taste the vegetables.
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Also, there aren't vegetables in it.
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Huh.
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I can honestly say it's
the most delicious thing I ever tasted.
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Well, to be fair, you are new to food.
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That's great, Sheree,
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but unfortunately, I'm a vegan.
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Grace told me already, so I'm making
a fried potato pot pie for you.
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And if it sounds rich,
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you're welcome to work it off with us
on Dance Night.
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Wait. You dance?
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Like, for joy?
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I don't know who Joy is,
but can she do this?
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- What the hell is going on here?
- Great!
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- Hey!
- Hi.
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Sharon still thinks I work here.
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Asked me to get toner
for the copy machine.
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- Which you did.
- Which I did.
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But I drew the line
at changing out the water cooler.
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No, you didn't.
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No, I didn't.
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How'd your interview go with Lauren?
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It was really good.
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- Do you know she and her husband...
- Are both named Lauren? Yeah.
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- Lauren and Loren. It's perverse.
- It's cute.
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It's not cute. You're right.
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If you don't want me taking a job
with a competitor...
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She's not my competitor,
she's my nemesis.
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She said very nice things about you.
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She said you were smart and funny.
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Barry, Barry, Barry... that is her game.
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She plays all cute and cuddly
until she rips your face off.
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Did she tell you
about the first time we met?
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I was wearing a yellow skirt,
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and then the next time I saw her,
she was wearing a yellow skirt.
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We talked mainly about tax law.
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- She's a bitch, Barry.
- Okay, she's a bitch.
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I'll see you at home.
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Big old bitch!
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If you need to pee, you need to pee.
Just go.
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I am not going in that thing, Sol.
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Nobody cares if you pee. Right, guys?
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Shut the fuck up!
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- See?
- Those two idiots.
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It's fine.
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We're always out of here
in a couple hours. I'll just hold it.
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I don't want to say anything,
but I told you to go before the protest.
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I did!
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And if you hadn't insisted
I stay hydrated
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and bought me that Jamba Juice,
I'd be fine.
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Uh, Terry?
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I can't let Robert use the employee john
again. I got in trouble last time.
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No worries. But do you know
when we're getting released?
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I need an ETA so he doesn't get a UTI.
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I'm sorry, Sol. Nobody gets processed
over the weekend,
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so you're in for the
night this time, pal.
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Guess what?
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If you're gonna say "cheddar biscuits,"
I'm gonna love you forever.
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You're gonna love me forever.
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Did I just see you and Sheree do
a Top Gun high-five?
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Yeah.
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I've been trying to get you to do
a Top Gun high-five for years.
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With her, it's natural.
You want it too much.
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When did you two get so close?
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She's been doing my nails for 20 years.
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We enjoy each other.
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She had no place to go
when her husband died.
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She has no children, no family.
So, she needed a friend.
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I didn't realize she had no family.
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- Oh-ho-ho.
- Sheree,
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I'm so sorry
about your husband.
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That's really sweet of you.
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It was a pretty tough go there,
but Grace was a godsend.
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Oh, no, you're the godsend.
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You're good company, you cook, you clean,
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you clean while you cook.
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I can get touch-ups anytime I want.
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This is a real nail artist.
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- Oh...
- That's so great.
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I'm more an artist artist.
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- Show her.
- Oh, no.
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No. Come here. She's modest.
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Look at this. Look at that.
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My God. What is that, Guantanamo Bay?
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It's the view from our house.
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- Now I see it.
- It's beautiful.
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So, Grace, shouldn't we talk
about the business?
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You know, forecasts,
market-what-have-yous,
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the update on the Santa Fe office.
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Yeah, how are things
in our "Santa Fe office"?
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Oh, well, lots of politics.
A hornet's nest.
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I'm sorry, Sheree, we have to do this.
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No, Sheree doesn't mind.
In fact, she has a good head for it.
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It was her idea for me
to do the pop-up store in her salons.
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Well, sure, all kinds of ideas pop up
now that we're established.
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You know, Grace and I
fought the early battles.
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We had to take on
this evil corporate raider
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with these dastardly eyebrows.
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Well, I'm not a business person like you.
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Well...
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Nobody's a business person like her.
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No one.
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Well, if you are interested,
I do have another idea.
246
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,749
How about selling them on cruises?
247
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,782
Fancy older people love cruises.
248
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,142
Well, that is genius.
249
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,810
The early bird buffets!
250
00:12:07,835 --> 00:12:09,520
Adult extension courses!
251
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,521
Tom Hanks movies!
252
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:13,942
- Oh! I love Tom Hanks!
- I know. Everybody does.
253
00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,319
How does he do it every single time?
254
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,820
He's always good.
255
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:21,682
Am I the only one here
who has seen Larry Crowne?
256
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:29,207
I'm sorry. I...
257
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,293
I've got jet lag.
258
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,628
You gained an hour.
259
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,280
I'm just gonna chill
in my meditation room.
260
00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,548
Frankie!
261
00:12:37,573 --> 00:12:40,743
No, no, it's the one place
that really returns me...
262
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:42,845
to myself.
263
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,472
- I'll be right back.
- Yeah.
264
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,517
Holy fu...
265
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,644
Keep it down.
266
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:52,814
What happened here?
267
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:57,860
I know it's a bit much, but Sheree makes
all those little figurines herself.
268
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,930
She painted them with nail polish.
See the one of me?
269
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,534
Looks just like you, Kevin.
270
00:13:15,753 --> 00:13:18,840
I think last night took misery
to a new level.
271
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,177
You might want to think about
one of those sleep apnea machines.
272
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:35,023
Terry, we really have to be somewhere
by 1:00 today.
273
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,692
Did you make said request
upon booking your room?
274
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:41,904
Very funny. But I need to find out
the sex of my son's baby.
275
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,906
Holy shit, Bud's having his kid today?
276
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,242
Well, not today.
277
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,620
- Today is his gender reveal party.
- Bud's?
278
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:52,040
I didn't know he was making that choice.
279
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,125
No, no, no, his baby's.
280
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:58,254
Nowadays young people celebrate
finding out their baby's sex.
281
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,797
Oh, so it's like a baby shower?
282
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:02,258
It's a party before the baby shower.
283
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,886
Do you get him a present
or how does that work?
284
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:06,387
I don't know.
285
00:14:07,663 --> 00:14:09,331
Robert, did we get him anything?
286
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,808
Jesus!
287
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,852
Okay, that's it. We're out of here.
288
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,812
I'm doing
what we should have done last night.
289
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,814
- No.
- We are calling Judge Hempstead.
290
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:17,774
We can't.
291
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,569
It's wrong to use our connections
as two privileged white men.
292
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:25,590
Call the damn judge so I don't have
to hear another fucking word
293
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:27,408
about the gender reveal party.
294
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:30,912
And, yes, you should bring a present.
Balloons are nice.
295
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,750
It's Judge Hempstead.
296
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,920
H-E-M-P-S-T-E-A-D.
297
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,845
Hello, miniature lodger.
298
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,181
It's Sunday. Time for church.
299
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,771
Oh, no!
300
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,898
Jacob, I'm so sorry!
301
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:02,110
I'm on my way to the airport right now.
Please don't be mad.
302
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,904
Frankie, we agreed
I'd take a taxi from the airport
303
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,073
because you wouldn't remember
to pick me up.
304
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,491
What? Yeah.
305
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:09,992
Uh, no doubt. No doubt.
306
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,452
Anyway, I'm taking a later flight.
307
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,956
I ended up giving my seat away.
Some lady had a service animal.
308
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,083
Ha! All those people are all con artists.
309
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,127
I don't know, Frankie,
she was pretty blind.
310
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,754
Oh. Good on you. Good on you.
311
00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,881
So, how was your girls' night with Grace?
312
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,509
You could have come with me yesterday.
We didn't have our night.
313
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,219
The lodger crashed it.
314
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,556
And get this, Grace wants to give
the lodger a lease.
315
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:34,809
But she's very nice.
316
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,608
What the hell happened to your face?
317
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,279
Girl Scouts get really pissed
when you only buy one box.
318
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,196
What?
319
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,615
Why are you laughing?
320
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,159
No, it's make-up, Mal.
321
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,244
See? Look.
322
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:56,330
Nadia's been practicing on me
for her make-up artist class.
323
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:01,502
Last Saturday night she gave me
chicken pox and a smoky eye.
324
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,297
You two really need to start having sex.
325
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,840
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
326
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,008
- I know.
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,302
Only six more weeks
till she gets her one-year chip.
328
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,554
And I'm doing this the right way.
329
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,889
Sometimes doing the right thing
330
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,849
will give you an even greater high
than drugs.
331
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:16,601
Really?
332
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:18,728
No.
333
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,564
Not at all.
334
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:24,400
Where are the kids?
335
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,777
Um, it's Mitch's weekend at the house.
336
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,197
- How are they doing?
- They seem to be doing fine.
337
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,991
Yesterday, they got upset when he
couldn't take them to soccer practice.
338
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,514
But it turns out it's just
because Daddy got a new car
339
00:16:34,539 --> 00:16:35,894
that they wanted to ride in.
340
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,038
What kind of car?
341
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:38,747
Porsche.
342
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:41,417
Oh.
343
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,961
Yeah. He's getting laid, isn't he?
344
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,755
Like a doctor in a Porsche.
345
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,758
Great. That's really
what I want to think about.
346
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:53,012
Mal, um, if you can't take me home,
347
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,223
is there any chance
that Mitch could pick me up?
348
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:57,350
Wow.
349
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,352
That's really cold.
350
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,398
- Hi.
- Morning!
351
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,901
- How about a muffin?
- Are they deep-fried?
352
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:10,321
No, but I put Rolos in them.
353
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:18,246
Mmm. Listen, Sheree,
Rolo muffins aside...
354
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:22,375
but to be clear, this does change
everything we know about muffins...
355
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,794
how is Grace holding up?
356
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:25,920
Oh, she's doing great.
357
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,755
Well, she acts like she's doing great,
358
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,508
but when I left, she was,
frankly, devastated.
359
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,927
You don't have to worry about our friend.
360
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,471
I'm here for her,
and she's got that great guy.
361
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,141
A guy?
362
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,144
Right. I love that guy.
363
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,854
What's not to love?
364
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,815
He's loaded, he's handsome.
365
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,443
Right, I love that rich, handsome guy
366
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:53,114
with the, uh... face.
367
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,617
Oh! That fine face. And that hair.
368
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,789
And, uh, okay, what the hell,
I'm just gonna say it... that ass.
369
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,880
- So bad.
- Um...
370
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,465
How do you pronounce his name?
371
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:13,676
It's so hard on the phone,
372
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,804
with all the syllables,
the different spellings...
373
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,516
I think it's pronounced Nick.
374
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,767
Nick.
375
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,978
N-I-C-K.
376
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,062
Nick.
377
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:26,105
Nick.
378
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,232
Of course, there could be an "H."
379
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,984
Right. Right.
380
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,403
Nick. Wait a minute.
381
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,198
Is this him?
382
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,241
No.
383
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,702
That's a naked picture of you.
384
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,956
Oh, my God. Wait.
385
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,792
Is this him?
386
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,004
That's another... picture of you.
387
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,839
Oh.
388
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:55,134
Is this him?
389
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,553
Oh, yeah. That's a Nick pic.
390
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,723
I wonder if that's how
they came up with that term.
391
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,225
Oh, my God.
392
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,023
You are dating the guy
who tried to steal our business!
393
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,778
He wasn't trying to steal our business.
It was just his way of flirting.
394
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,364
Oh, like how Hitler flirted with Poland.
395
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,451
How did you find out about Nick?
Have you been grilling my roommate?
396
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:24,038
Well, someone has to start filling me in
on what's going on here.
397
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,207
Was it Sheree's idea
for you to date him?
398
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:28,817
No.
399
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,838
Okay, well, he's wrong for you
on every level.
400
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,383
Why? Because he doesn't drive a car
that runs on millet?
401
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:38,260
He is a soulless corporate monster!
402
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:40,721
Well, I'm sorry
that I'm not dating a hippie
403
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,058
who's still reeling from the break-up
of Creedence Clearwater Revival.
404
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,227
They were brothers!
They should have worked it out!
405
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:50,731
Look, it's no big deal, okay?
It's just casual between me and Nick.
406
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,735
Has he been inside you?
407
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,364
You make me sound like a fort.
408
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,782
Well?
409
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:04,412
- Yes.
- Oh, God, this is worse than I thought.
410
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,539
Did I not have any effect on you?
411
00:20:07,081 --> 00:20:09,917
Because without me,
you have lost your bearings, lady.
412
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,711
You're eating carbs, dancing.
413
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,004
Where is that empty robot I left?
414
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:15,631
See, that is the point!
415
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,217
You left.
416
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,928
It's so funny
how you keep forgetting that part.
417
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:22,805
What is your problem?
418
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,267
My problem is that you have erased me!
419
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,520
I moved on, just like you did.
420
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,856
Well, the way you moved on was all wrong.
421
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,900
Well, according to you.
It's working for me.
422
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,612
I mean, give me a break.
You're gonna get on a plane in two days.
423
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:43,117
You don't have to worry about it,
so would you just sign the lease
424
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:48,205
and give Sheree some security
and give me some peace of mind, please?
425
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,416
You're right. I'm sorry.
426
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,670
This is your house with Sheree now.
427
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,923
Oh, my God, this is a 30-year lease!
428
00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,800
It's a three-year lease!
429
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,678
I don't have my glasses.
430
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,514
Just sign right here.
431
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:25,117
"In other words,
the anti-feminist backlash was set off
432
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:29,079
not by women's achievement
of full equality,
433
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:34,126
but by the increased possibility
that they might win it."
434
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,920
Now more relevant than ever, Mom.
435
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,506
But perhaps it's time
to give Allison a little break.
436
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,759
All right, but we've got to get started
reading The Feminine Mystique.
437
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,844
I didn't get to read that to you
till later.
438
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,138
Yes, but it still shaped me
as a four-year-old.
439
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,890
Other kids had Yertle the Turtle,
440
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,142
but I showed them
Betty Friedan was fun, too.
441
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,727
Is this why you got beat up a lot?
442
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,604
Well, also, I was Betty Friedan
for Halloween.
443
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,730
- No.
- Yeah.
444
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,940
- Three Halloweens in a row.
- No.
445
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,734
- Ah!
- Ah!
446
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,446
- Oh.
- Ah!
447
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,989
At least someone's happy to see me
448
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,617
who did not run out
and get a new roommate.
449
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,119
Well, actually, Barry
moved in a week ago.
450
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:10,204
- Oh, my God!
- Frankie.
451
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,163
Barry!
452
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,916
Oh, I am so out of the loop!
453
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,794
How did she even get you
to come back to San Diego?
454
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,879
- Really deep heart-to-hearts.
- Freaky sex stuff.
455
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:23,801
Well, I feel terrible. I got everyone
else chunky turquoise jewelry except you.
456
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,970
Oh, he can have mine.
457
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,012
My turn!
458
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:30,307
Ah! Oh! Oh!
459
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:35,104
T-minus ten minutes
until the reveal revelry begins!
460
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,522
- Yes!
- Yes.
461
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,565
No.
462
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,823
You guys are a little ripe.
463
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,035
Sorry. We didn't have time to go home
and freshen up after prison.
464
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,912
Oh, no. I've been there.
465
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,164
But what's with the bologna smell?
466
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,457
When we were on the inside,
467
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,335
we used the sandwiches they gave us
as tiny pillows.
468
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,796
You're getting really good at this.
469
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,049
Coming from you that means something.
470
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,135
Heartwarming father-son chat.
471
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:10,347
I can feel his little behind.
472
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,726
- Those must be his testicles.
- But those are my boobs.
473
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,145
So sorry that I dragged you
into this awful
474
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:20,441
Bud-Allison narcissistic "we're the first
people to ever have a baby" bullshit.
475
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,483
Well, I'm okay with it.
476
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:24,153
Just like I will be for the baby shower,
the baby-naming,
477
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,571
not to mention the first birthday party.
478
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:29,491
Seriously, how many times do we have
to celebrate that Allison took a load?
479
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,868
You are such a romantic.
480
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,829
I've taken a million loads.
Nobody's ever thrown a party for me.
481
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:37,499
- What?
- So just tell me when you want to leave
482
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,376
and we will get out of here
whenever you want.
483
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,461
Thank you.
484
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,379
Okay.
485
00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,841
- You want to leave?
- I'm okay.
486
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,384
Cool.
487
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,511
- How about now?
- Okay, stop it.
488
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,971
Let's go back to the group.
489
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:54,058
If I lived here, my hands
would never leave this belly.
490
00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,184
Oh, that's nice.
491
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,576
Bud?
492
00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,044
Yes? Is there anything
I can get for you?
493
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:00,064
Well, there is one thing...
494
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,774
Can I?
495
00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:04,276
Please, God, not here.
496
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,404
She gets whatever she needs.
497
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,327
- Ew! Ew, ew, ew!
- Bud, no!
498
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:16,997
It's a pregnancy thing. Okay?
She likes to inhale the pheromones.
499
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,249
Thanks, babe. I just needed a quick hit.
500
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:22,294
There's no way
I am going to get through this sober.
501
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:23,879
Oh, God, I miss this.
502
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,007
Like, you miss this specifically?
503
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,009
Well, yeah, it's part of the pregnancy.
504
00:24:29,093 --> 00:24:30,928
I don't want to miss a thing.
505
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,348
What if you decide to get married
on the spur of the moment?
506
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,641
We're not there yet, Mom.
507
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,019
Yeah, we have like 17 baby parties
to get through first.
508
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,313
Frankie, are you still stashing
up in your studio?
509
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,816
There are five. Five more parties.
510
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:46,318
Okay.
511
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,323
I want one of those.
512
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:54,368
You never drink this early.
What's the matter?
513
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,497
Mitch got a sex car.
514
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:00,082
And?
515
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,545
He's a doctor in a Porsche, Mom.
He's clearly on the prowl.
516
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:09,258
Look, correct me if I'm wrong,
but didn't you choose to leave him?
517
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,468
Well, yeah, but...
518
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:14,847
Why is everybody whining
about decisions they made?
519
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,474
God, you and Frankie, what a pair.
520
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:20,227
I'm not whining. I'm lamenting.
521
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,730
You know what you should be? Fuming.
522
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,816
Anger solves everything.
523
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,318
No, no, no. I am no
good at getting angry.
524
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,321
Oh, you're my daughter.
It's in your blood.
525
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:35,743
You want to take your emotions
and crush them into a diamond
526
00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:38,245
and hurl them at the
person you're mad at.
527
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,622
And then you can move on.
528
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,795
Thanks, Mommy. You're always
so good at the mushy stuff.
529
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,134
...armpit. It's just...
530
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,598
Oh, my God.
531
00:25:58,348 --> 00:26:01,351
I feel like I walked into a cupcake...
532
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:02,770
on the Serengeti.
533
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:06,023
We're gonna have to get high
just to match this room.
534
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,649
Where is it again?
535
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,027
Behind the shingle with the hook.
536
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,614
Where's my drafting table?
537
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,617
And where's my pleather couch?
538
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:22,164
Oh, my God. She got the vindaloo stain
out of the ceiling.
539
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,000
Goodbye, character.
540
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:30,005
Frankie, I get that it's a little weird,
but you had to see this coming.
541
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,549
Well, maybe not this exactly.
542
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,260
I don't think anyone
could have predicted this.
543
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,179
What do you think of Sheree?
544
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,474
She's nice. Mom seems good.
545
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,227
Yeah. She does.
546
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,855
Are you gonna hang
onto that joint all day?
547
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,651
Is this the same stuff
from when I ruined Thanksgiving
548
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:53,028
by talking in an Australian accent
the whole night?
549
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,614
Please pass the kangaroo, mate.
550
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,575
- What the hell?
- It still makes me laugh.
551
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,286
What are you reading, nosy?
552
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,163
A deposition.
553
00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,498
About what?
554
00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,083
About Sheree.
555
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,086
From her stepson.
556
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,090
And here's another one...
557
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:16,844
from her stepdaughter.
558
00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:20,055
I didn't know that she had stepchildren.
559
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,850
Neither does Grace.
560
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,395
Hmm. That is a little weird.
561
00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,314
Holy shit.
562
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:32,526
Holy shit.
563
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,073
Okay, good night.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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