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Wassup? I came to buy back
your forgiveness.
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Love you, guys.
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Kenny's cutting in...
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I feel like you need to take
your performance down...
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Because I'm the star of the show!
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People are trying
to tell me to slow down.
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The audience loves me!
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Take a look at that sad part.
Five hundred dollars. Ha ha!
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This is what I was afraid of...
I want to go to therapy.
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Remember what we talked about.
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Kenny's cutting in...
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Season 4, Episode 06
"Chapter 27"
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Sync & corrections: Reef
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, stop right there.
Let's roll that back.
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That one bit.
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I think it's time
to stop monkeying around.
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Kenny's cutting in.
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No, that's all right, Ken. We're
good over here. We're cool.
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- We're good. Sit back down.- Cutting in.
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Oh. Guy, let me take this.
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If there's one thing I know,
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it's monkey business.
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Clarence, can you come in here?
I'd love to show you something.
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Take a break, Alan.
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I... I just wanna get some
fresh eyes on it.
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Clarence,
I want you to watch this.
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Tell me what you think.
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Oh yeah. Is that right?
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Do you have a special relationship
with monkeys, do you?
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Well, you know I got
people in Atlanta.
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And they all love Skittles, red...
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- You think that bit's funny?
- Well, the audience seems to like it.
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Yeah. What... What is it
about him that's funny?
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He's one of them stupid
white people that just say anything
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and they do anything
and they just funny.
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How are the grandkids?
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Well, thank you for asking,
Mr. Young.
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- They're doing great.
- Oh, good, good.
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- Can you send them a message for me?
- Sure.
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Yeah. Can you tell them that grandpa
has a terrible sense of humor
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and that he laughs at the
stupidest fucking shit ever.
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And that's why there
won't be any gifts
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underneath the Christmas tree this
year from Grandpa.
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I don't understand.
What are you talking about?
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- You don't understand?
- No.
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You're fired!
Get the fuck outta here.
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You're crazy.
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Oh! A soccer ball.
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What a nice gift from
Aunt April and Uncle Kenny.
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Feliz cumplea?os,
you little motherfucker.
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He really loves
this gift, Kenny.
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He's going to enjoy it a lot.
Thank you so much...
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It-it... it's cool. It's fine. We get it.
He likes it. That's great.
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Who wants so more nachos? Hey, kids.
Y'all want some nachos?
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No. I don't think they want any more
nachos. I think they're really tired.
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And I gotta be honest,
I got a headache.
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- Oh, a headache, huh?
- Yeah.
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Oh, isn't that convenient.
Huh.
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I don't really know what you have
to be so unhappy about, April.
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You got beautiful children,
a wealthy husband, loving friends.
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We don't have any friends,
you see?
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You've driven everybody away.
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What's Stevie's family,
chopped liver?
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They might not be hipsters
like Gene and Dixie,
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but that doesn't make them
less of people, all right?
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- I'ma throw you a Hail Mary right now.
- Uh-huh.
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If there's anything that can turn
your mood around, maybe it's this.
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My good friend, blackie, would like
to take you anywhere you wanna go.
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Wash away your worries
and go hang out with blackie.
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Let me tell you something. I don't
give a shit about the money.
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If you do not help with this
marriage and wanna work on it,
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and give the best effort possible, then
we're gonna have to look at other options.
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- Other options?
- Yeah.
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Hmm. What would those
be, maybe divorce?
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- No. That's not what I want.
- No, no.
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That seems like what you're hinting at.
So let's walk that one through.
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So we get divorced,
I split.
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And then we get another
jackoff to come in here
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and support the whole entire family
like I do. That sounds great.
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How about this roller-skating
nerd right here?
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Welcome to Jellybeans.
Can I... take your trash?
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I think we're good with
all the trash here right now.
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I have a simple question
for you though.
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Would you like to marry my wife
and fund her fancy-ass lifestyle?
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We're just having
a conversation.
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- You can...
- We're all good.
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- Thank you.
- So we're good?
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We're good then, huh?
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Divorce is for losers, April.
We're not losers.
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This is a wonderful day.
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Toby, can I holler
at you for a moment?
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Get your opinion
on something?
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Mmm. Yeah.
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I know we both love Mommy.
She's cool, right?
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You notice anything
weird about her lately?
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She's kinda acting like,
a little crazy.
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Like, maybe like, mentally ill.
I don't know.
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Maybe it's not
a chemical thing.
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I hate to say it but...
maybe she just sucks.
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I mean, maybe I just married
somebody who sucks.
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Honestly, I'm just getting sick and
tired of all the damn head games, man.
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Just... the withholdings
of affection.
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Them skin-colored panties she has with
the skidmarks with the busting elastic.
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I mean, that's like a
middle finger to my libido.
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- You know what libido is?
- No.
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It's like these little beans
inside of you that make you horny.
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These ladies
can't push the men around.
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We've gotta be number one
in the house, you understand me?
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Yep.
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Oh, I feel you, Dakota.
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Wild animal stuck
in the chains of suburbia.
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Huh. Reminds me of me.
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That's what's so badass
about pro wrestling.
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I mean, it's the only sport where
there's no official uniform.
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I mean, you can come in with
jean shorts and be like,
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"That's part of my character."
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Whoa. I'm sounding the boring
alarm. Guy's tossing it up.
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"Guy's tossing it up," what's that?
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That's something I'm saying now.
It's my new catchphrase.
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Let's move on before this
guy puts us all to sleep.
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We have a very special guest
for you today.
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She would never stab me
in the back.
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And most of all, she's
the funniest chick I know.
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Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands
together for a true wild card,
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tennis great, Candi Cox.
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Ha-ha.
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Candi Cox.
There she is.
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A-ha-ha-ha.
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Holla!
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- Holla!
- What's up, girl?
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Candi Cox in the hiz-ouse!
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- Twerk it. Twerk it. Twerk it.
- Twerk it. Twerk it.
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That's inappropriate.
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Ha-ha. What's up, girl?
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- Good to see you.
- Hey.
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- Queen of the clay, right?
- Oh, I'm a huge fan of yours.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah. Well, we're all big fans of yours.
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You're a beautiful lady
and an even better talent.
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I mean, what an athlete. Candi,
I don't know if you've ever met Kenny.
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- Kenny, Candi.
- Of course. Kenny Powers, right?
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Yeah. You're damn right.
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Yeah, I have a friend in San Francisco,
used to date you.
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That's no big surprise. I tore
through my fair share of ladies
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when I did my time
in San Fran.
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- Yeah. Except it was a dude.
- Oh! Oh!
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He said you was a twink man.
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Mm-mm-mm-mm.
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Hey, Kenny. Were you
with a twink man?
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- What is it, twink man?
- No. No.
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I don't like young and
handsome dudes, all right.
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- You like 'em a little older?
- No. No, I don't like any.
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Everyone settle down.
I know what Candi's problem is.
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Candi's on her period.
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I mean, I see all these
house flies buzzing around.
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I'm thinking they can smell
those eggs bleeding out your pussy.
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- Whoa!
- Whoa, man. No, no, no, no. No, no.
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- Kenny, have some respect, man.
- Ovulation is nature's only miracle.
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I can't talk about that?
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Kenny, you don't talk about
a lady's menstrual cycle.
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- I don't think it's fair.
- Kenny, knock it off.
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- You're digging a ditch.
- Not fair.
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I'd like to apologize to everybody
out there in the audience.
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- We'll be right back.
- Not me.
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OK? We're gonna wash
Kenny's mouth out with soap.
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Not me. Not apologizing.
No, you're not.
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And when we get back,
we'll continue the show.
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- Very uncool.
- And we're clear.
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What the fuck is this?
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- Oh, man.
- Kenny Powers is going 10-1.
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- Fucking cock gobbler.
- Hey.
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We don't make fun of
homosexuals on this show.
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That's rule one, OK? Gays are
the new blacks. Get with it.
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- When's your next tournament.
- September.
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- September? All right.
- Yeah.
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Come on, you motherfucker.
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Don't be rattled.Man, you got this shit.
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Candi Cox. Of course
they're laughing.
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They're just being
fucking kind to her ass.
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Coming out here twerking.
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Fucking that broad comedy.Fuck that bitch.
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- You got the cock, bro.
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You're the onewith the cock.
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Use the fucking cock.
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You fucking go out there.
You be confident, man.
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The audience is loving your fucking vibe,
bro. Just fucking harness that.
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Just fucking radiate coolness.
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Fucking comedy.Sexual energy. Masculinity.
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You are handsome.
You are loved. You are strong.
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Mm-hmm.
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What the hell's so funny?
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Candi Cox telling more
of her stupid jokes?
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I guess they're just digging
your vibe, you know.
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They're impressed with how
strong and powerful you are.
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OK, we're live in five
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- Four, three...
- Hot mic, champ.
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Hot mic.
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Aw, yeah.
Look at them titties, girl.
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Ohh, I love how big they are.
They're like two big potatoes.
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- Two big old potatoes. Perfect.
- Stevie, what the fuck is this shit?
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Oh, yo, dog. Check it.
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I got Maria selling baked
potatoes like nobody's business.
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What did I tell you, man? I said
the only girls who can work here
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gotta be hot
chicks, man.
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Yeah, but you didn't
specify which hot chicks.
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And I gotta pay for
Maria's new boob job...
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...somehow.
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Maria got a boob job,
I didn't even notice.
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I don't look at her
in a sexual manner. Ever.
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Show him. Show him.
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Make Daddy proud.
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Impressive. Actually, not bad.
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Kinda evens you out
a little bit. OK...
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There's a lot of children
walking around Rack Room Shoes.
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Check it.
I got Maria working for us,
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with those titties. Pimp style.
This is what pimps do.
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Well, they better work.
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I'm starting to second guess
this whole entire kiosk.
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Yeah. Guy Young has me
in his cross hairs.
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Trying to Dontel my ass.
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Kenny, I thought you said
you couldn't lose.
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I thought you had this on lockdown.
I need this gig.
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- Ow!
- You don't think I need this?
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I invested 5.7 thousand dollars
into this kiosk.
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Fuck, Kenny. I know, I know.
I just...
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My mind's everywhere.
How can I be a CEO
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when I'm fighting two goddamn
battles on different fronts.
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At home my marriage
is shitting the bed
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and at work I'm dealing
with a military coup.
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If we don't act fast,
Guy Young
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is gonna burn everything
we love to the ground.
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OK. OK, OK.
This is what we do.
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Let me take care
of Guy Young.
234
00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,977
And you, you deal with your
fucked up marriage at home.
235
00:10:07,078 --> 00:10:09,313
I will personally
neutralize his ass.
236
00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:10,915
- Can I trust you with this?
- Oh yeah.
237
00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:13,951
I'm gonna skin him alive and
make a lamp out of his skin.
238
00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:15,452
All right, Hannibal Lecter.
Settle down, all right.
239
00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:17,854
We don't start with that, all right?
That's a last resort.
240
00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:20,023
At this point, I think we just
need to send him a message.
241
00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:21,324
Plain and simple.
242
00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:24,660
Nobody messes with me.
Nobody messes with you.
243
00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:28,998
And nobody...
messes with Maria's titties.
244
00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:31,834
Is she gonna work today or is she gonna
just sit there and eat fucking papas?
245
00:10:31,936 --> 00:10:33,903
Yeah.
No, she's working.
246
00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:37,005
I doo-doo-doo what to do
247
00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:39,942
Next time I fall
248
00:10:40,043 --> 00:10:42,544
In love
249
00:10:45,348 --> 00:10:47,916
The next time I fall
250
00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:50,685
-
In love
251
00:10:50,786 --> 00:10:58,025
Next time I fall...
252
00:10:58,126 --> 00:10:59,760
Dixie.
253
00:10:59,861 --> 00:11:03,664
I know it's very odd that
I'd be asking you for advice
254
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,899
when your life's in
fucking utter ruins.
255
00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:08,201
But you're my last resort.
256
00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,270
When's the first time
you realized
257
00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,206
that your marriage was...
258
00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:14,975
up shit creek
without a paddle.
259
00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,177
Well, when you
revealed to me
260
00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:20,313
that my husband was unfaithful
and addicted to drugs.
261
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:23,515
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Course.
262
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,685
But before that. Like, were there
any, like, signs or anything?
263
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,621
No. Honestly,
there wasn't one.
264
00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,556
That was the weirdest part.
265
00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,158
Why do you ask?
266
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,127
It's April.
267
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,630
Yep. She's being
fucking super crazy.
268
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:44,035
Talking about how she's unhappy
and wanting to seek other options
269
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,403
Oh my God.
270
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,873
Settle down. Don't get
all horny over my debacles.
271
00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,408
No. I'm not. I'm just...
What on earth happened?
272
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,043
You guys were so
good together.
273
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,312
I don't know. That's what
I'm coming to you for.
274
00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,279
You're her friend.
What's she saying?
275
00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,847
You know. Is she
going through menopause?
276
00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,416
She losing her memories?
277
00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,718
Did a fucked up evil version
of her from the future come
278
00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:02,886
and fucking try
to ruin my shit?
279
00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:05,489
No. Nothing.
I mean,
280
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:07,857
everybody thought that
you were gonna dump her.
281
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:11,060
What the fuck?
Who... Who's everyone?
282
00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,428
You know, the group.
283
00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:15,197
You were just always gone,
married to your job.
284
00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:16,899
I think everybody
just assumed that
285
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,001
you were maybe moving on
to a younger girl.
286
00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:21,670
Jesus Christ! I mean, yes, of
course, I could do those things.
287
00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:24,173
But I choose not to.
I'm a good Christian white man.
288
00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:27,642
- Ugh. Sickening.
- I can't believe she's leaving you.
289
00:12:27,743 --> 00:12:29,244
Hold your role, she ain't
leaving me, all right?
290
00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,027
I'm bout to nip this shit
in the butt.
291
00:12:31,113 --> 00:12:33,159
Kenny Powers is not getting
a fucking divorce.
292
00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:36,817
I just gotta remind April
how dope her fucking life is.
293
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,919
I know we've had our
differences in the past,
294
00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:41,389
but I may need your assistance
in the days to come.
295
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:44,724
- I can't lose my wife.
- Sure. I'll do what I can, Kenny.
296
00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,560
No... OK, yeah. That's
what I'm asking you for.
297
00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:49,296
You know, this is
actually nice, us chatting.
298
00:12:49,397 --> 00:12:51,365
It's been hard since
Gene's been gone.
299
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:54,168
- You know, for me, it's been a lot of...
- Shhh.
300
00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:56,270
Don't run your mouth too much.
It's not attractive.
301
00:12:56,371 --> 00:12:57,637
This is about me right now.
302
00:12:57,738 --> 00:13:03,742
I got big problems going on.
303
00:13:03,843 --> 00:13:05,744
Oh, and, Dixie-noodles.
304
00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:08,414
There's one more thing
you should know.
305
00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:10,149
Gene never...
306
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,650
He...
307
00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:14,053
He never came
inside that woman.
308
00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:16,921
After a few pumps,
he withdrew his penis
309
00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:18,290
and he started smashing it
310
00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:22,260
between the ring and the lid
of the toilet for penance.
311
00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:24,162
He still loves you.
312
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,898
You should give him
a second shot.
313
00:13:26,999 --> 00:13:29,882
Thanks for your help.
314
00:13:35,909 --> 00:13:40,460
Just a closer walkwith Thee
315
00:13:42,048 --> 00:13:45,317
Grant it, Jesus,if you please...
316
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:48,820
This dude is the answer
to our Guy Young problem.
317
00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:51,123
Look how ginormous he is.
318
00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:54,493
Well, it's no doubt this
gentlemen has acromegalia.
319
00:13:54,594 --> 00:13:57,496
I just wonder if he's gonna be
big enough for Guy Young.
320
00:13:57,597 --> 00:13:58,530
Guy Young ain't no scrub.
321
00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:00,232
Well,
this guy ain't no scrub.
322
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,535
He knows mixed martial arts,
professional wrestling.
323
00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:06,004
Sports. All that stuff.
324
00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:09,707
I am weak,but Thou art strong
325
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,176
He does have
a beautiful voice.
326
00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:15,179
Jesus, keep me
327
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,882
-
From all wrong
328
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,350
What we're primarily looking to
do here is send a message, OK?
329
00:14:20,451 --> 00:14:21,784
Don't fuck him up too bad.
330
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,253
Stevie, does he know
what he's supposed to say?
331
00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,088
Yeah. Say your line, Joel.
332
00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:28,725
Hello, Guy Young.
I am a sports fans...
333
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,162
- That being said...
- That being said,
334
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:37,233
I would appreciate it if you would
give Kenny Powers more screen time.
335
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,201
And...
336
00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:41,770
- Bit opportunities.
- Big opportunities.
337
00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,940
Bit opportunities. Like comedic bits.
Like little riffs and stuff.
338
00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:45,043
All right.
339
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,700
Practice that a bunch, man.
You gotta have that down.
340
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:48,177
Because if you don't
fucking deliver the message,
341
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,211
this whole thing's a waste, OK?
342
00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:50,746
- OK.
- Once you deliver the message,
343
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,880
give it about five seconds.
Let it sink in.
344
00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:54,649
And then...
dealers choice.
345
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,285
- Whatever you want, dog.
- When do I get that cash?
346
00:14:57,386 --> 00:14:59,554
You'll get half up front
and half when the deal's done.
347
00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,556
- How much did we agree to pay him?
- Twenty-thousand dollars.
348
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,124
Twenty-thousand dollars?!
349
00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:04,426
- You're serious?
- What?
350
00:15:04,527 --> 00:15:06,161
You negotiated fucking
twenty-thousand dollars
351
00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,895
- for a basic Alabama beatdown?
- You... You said...
352
00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:09,129
No! You're...
That's a fucking
353
00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:11,065
1-8-7 price, man.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
354
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,732
I've never organized
a hit before.
355
00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:13,833
- I don't...
- This isn't a fucking hit.
356
00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:15,469
This isn't a fucking hit.
Don't say hit.
357
00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,803
If you're gonna negotiate
like a dipshit,
358
00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:17,804
you're gonna have to pay
the price.
359
00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:19,133
Look, I'll pay you 75 bucks
360
00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:20,607
and the difference is
coming out of your per diem.
361
00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,410
- Out of my per diem?!
- Yep. That's what we're doing.
362
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:48,133
Oh! Look what the cat
dragged in.
363
00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:50,768
It doesn't
have to be this way.
364
00:15:50,869 --> 00:15:52,571
Well, this is
all your fault, man.
365
00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:55,673
You were hungry and
I took you under my wing.
366
00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:58,609
And then you bit the
underside of my fucking wing.
367
00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,112
There's room on the show
for both of us.
368
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:02,713
A natural two-hander.
369
00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:05,483
Two-hander my dick!
I gave you everything, Kenny.
370
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:07,418
And then you had
to challenge me.
371
00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,620
Now you're going down,
motherfucker.
372
00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,755
Hasn't enough blood
already been spilt?
373
00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:15,158
- When does it end?
- It ends Friday.
374
00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:17,360
I'm gonna finish you,
once and for all.
375
00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:20,497
You motherfucker.
376
00:16:20,598 --> 00:16:22,665
All right.
Let the best man win.
377
00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:28,237
- I'll see you in hell!
- Fuck you!
378
00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,520
I went to my
chin doctor, and it just...
379
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,008
He gave me these options.
It's such a difficult choice.
380
00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,544
The chin is one of the foremost
things you see on a person's face.
381
00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,212
OK. Here's an option.
382
00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:38,847
The John Kerry.
What do you think?
383
00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,149
- You don't like it.
- No.
384
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,450
No.
You don't like it all.
385
00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:42,784
I saw that by the look
on your face.
386
00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:44,585
Now this is the Aaron Eckhart
387
00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:46,823
but it looks sort of more
like a butt chin, huh?
388
00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:49,256
What about this?
389
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:52,922
- The John Travolta?
- Oh, someone's coming out.
390
00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:57,365
Joel, you are on.
391
00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:58,666
I'm gonna kill him.
392
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,726
Go get him.
393
00:17:04,572 --> 00:17:07,040
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not
giving out autographs today, man.
394
00:17:07,141 --> 00:17:10,310
Hello, Guy Young.
I am the fan of your show.
395
00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:14,881
Being said, give Kenny Powers
all the scream times
396
00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:16,915
- and big opportunities.
- Oh yeah.
397
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:19,426
Kenny Pow... What the fuck
are you talking about, man?
398
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,999
What?
399
00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:26,592
Oh. Oh.
400
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:27,693
Look at me.
Look at me!
401
00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:30,596
- Look at me.
- Oh no! Oh...
402
00:17:30,697 --> 00:17:33,731
Oh. Oh my Go...
403
00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:36,100
He saw me!
He saw me!
404
00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:46,611
He's chasing us!
He's chasing us!
405
00:17:54,619 --> 00:17:56,596
Woo, woo.
406
00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:59,723
- Here she comes.
- Kenny?
407
00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:01,958
Three, two, one...
408
00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:04,427
Surprise!
409
00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:05,728
Look at her.
410
00:18:05,762 --> 00:18:08,130
She's like,
"What the fuck is this?"
411
00:18:08,232 --> 00:18:09,765
No, but really,
what the fuck is this?
412
00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:12,635
This, sweetheart,
is a celebration
413
00:18:12,736 --> 00:18:14,903
to remind you
how awesome your life is
414
00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:16,805
and how cool everything
is between you and I.
415
00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,634
- You invited all these people?
- Yeah.
416
00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,875
These are all your friends from the past.
Some from the future.
417
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,544
They're new friends
that you'll meet tonight.
418
00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:25,680
Yeah. I put out a Facebook
invite e-chat thing.
419
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,049
There's that person. There's them.
I forgot their names.
420
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,651
Oh, and look
who else is here.
421
00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:32,153
- Jamie. Even though he moved to Orlando
- Oh. Jamie.
422
00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:33,955
I chartered a private
jet so he could be here.
423
00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:36,957
He said not to
say nothing so... sorry.
424
00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:38,959
- It's all right.
- Thanks for keeping the secret, James.
425
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:40,294
I appreciate it.
426
00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:42,296
Hey. There's one more
little surprise.
427
00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:45,832
Look who's back on the scene,
Mean Gene.
428
00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:48,501
The old spaghetti night crew,
reunited once again.
429
00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:50,503
Trying to rebuild their
foundation of marriage.
430
00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:52,739
Marriage is an important thing,
431
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,607
- to work on, to keep at.
- Right.
432
00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,610
- You never quit a marriage.
- Why is there a priest here?
433
00:18:57,711 --> 00:19:00,179
Because after we have the April
flavored cherry cheesecake,
434
00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,282
you and I... We're renewing
our vows, everyone.
435
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,349
- Aww.
- That's right. Yep.
436
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,652
In front of all these people.
437
00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,154
- It's gonna be the shit.
- Baby, um...
438
00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:10,923
This is...
This is too much right now.
439
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,615
This is great. Just enjoy yourself.
440
00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,359
Oh. You hear that?
441
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,261
Sounds like another
mystery guest has arrived.
442
00:19:16,361 --> 00:19:18,496
Let me go get that.
Have fun. Enjoy yourself.
443
00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:20,031
Everybody, celebrate April.
444
00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:22,300
April's party.
445
00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:23,534
- What the fuck are you doing here?
- Kenny.
446
00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:26,104
Mission fail, dude.
OK, we gotta bow down.
447
00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:28,842
- There is no winning this one.
- What are you talking about?
448
00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:30,420
I'm talking about Joel.
He blew it.
449
00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:31,828
We gave him
too much dialogue.
450
00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:34,445
OK. Guy Young
beat the shit out of him.
451
00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:36,046
You do realize the fucking
taping is tomorrow?
452
00:19:36,147 --> 00:19:37,715
I know. I'm so sorry, Kenny.
453
00:19:37,816 --> 00:19:39,450
I am so sorry.
What should we do?
454
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,385
What do you mean?
There's nothing we can do.
455
00:19:41,486 --> 00:19:43,086
Guy's gonna castrate me
on the show tomorrow.
456
00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,456
All because of you.
457
00:19:45,557 --> 00:19:47,124
Is there a big party
going on in here?
458
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:48,958
Yes. I'm trying to
save my marriage.
459
00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,160
- Why wasn't I invited?
- Because, Stevie,
460
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:52,461
you failed me.
461
00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:55,565
But... that just
happened right now...
462
00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,111
Everyone?
Everyone.
463
00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,668
Can I get your attention,
please.
464
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,014
Everyone attentions, please.
Thank you.
465
00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:15,217
Viv, shut up.
OK? Shut up.
466
00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:17,986
Uhh, I just wanna thank you
all once again for coming out
467
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:20,788
to this special night
to celebrate my wife,
468
00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:23,691
April Powers.
469
00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,126
And right now, I want to do something
that's a little out of character for me.
470
00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:28,629
Come on, baby doll. Come up here
and let's sing a duet together.
471
00:20:28,731 --> 00:20:30,331
I don't wanna sing.
472
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:35,135
Well, I've had the timeof my fucking life
473
00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:36,837
You recognize this song,
sweetheart? anna sing.
474
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:39,756
- I don't wanna sing.
- Come on, sweetheart. This is your part.
475
00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,777
I know what you're doing.
It's so sweet.
476
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,012
I don't really wanna sing.
Nope. You're part's almost up.
477
00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:48,982
Um. I don't wanna sing. I don't...
I don't want any of this.
478
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,217
Kenny, it feels like
she doesn't want to sing.
479
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,352
- So maybe we'll move on.
- OK, Dixie.
480
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,053
Wonderful to have
your opinion in this thing.
481
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,756
But she was talking to me
and so I heard what she said.
482
00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:58,223
OK. You know what? Fine.
This is April's party.
483
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,226
Fuck it. She doesn't want to
fucking sing. Karaoke's done.
484
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,146
There we are.
No more karaoke, everybody.
485
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,261
I never asked
for this party.
486
00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:06,128
Well, April, I'm trying
to make things better.
487
00:21:06,129 --> 00:21:07,533
Kenny.
That's enough, Kenny.
488
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,200
Motherfucker, you wanna say something.
Motherfucker.
489
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,835
You remember what
this does right here?
490
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,270
You're gonna get that
outta my face.
491
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,705
- Hey!
- Hey!
492
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,841
Hey, that is enough. Leave him alone.
You're acting crazy.
493
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,076
Oh, I'm acting crazy? Let's
clear the air, shall we?
494
00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,780
Can we clear the air for a moment?
Guess what, Dixie?
495
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,448
Gene never cheated on you.
I lied about that
496
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,249
because I didn't want April
to know I was doing cocaine.
497
00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,985
- True story.
- That's true. Thank you.
498
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:31,054
I nev... I told you,
I never slept with anybody.
499
00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,456
Then we got
fucking Tel over here.
500
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,758
Goddamn Indian dude
pretending to be white.
501
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,227
How much goddamn chicken
tikka masala do you eat?
502
00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:39,229
None. You're a disgrace, Tel.
503
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,397
- That's enough. That's enough.
- No. No, no. I'm not done, April.
504
00:21:40,497 --> 00:21:41,631
- That's enough.
- I'm not done.
505
00:21:41,732 --> 00:21:43,232
Because now I wanna turn
the spotlight onto you.
506
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,469
What can I do to make you happy now?
Let's try and see.
507
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:49,439
I can't invite your friends to a fucking
party 'cause that's not enough.
508
00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,841
I can't sing a fucking song with
you 'cause that's not enough.
509
00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:54,076
I can't buy fucking luxuries
and fancy cars
510
00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:56,778
and expensive fur coats
and fine jewelry and chinas!
511
00:21:56,879 --> 00:21:57,913
That's not enough either!
512
00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:00,081
None of it's fucking enough!
513
00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,817
What do you want?! Huh?
514
00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:04,285
You want me to quit
my fucking job?!
515
00:22:04,386 --> 00:22:05,954
Go back to being
your little bitch boy.
516
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,889
Well, it's not happening!
517
00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:10,291
If anyone wants to take
my television job,
518
00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:19,099
they'll have to do it
over my dead fucking body!
519
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,803
I think you need to leave.
520
00:22:22,904 --> 00:22:25,706
- No. I'm the one who...
- No! You need to get out.
521
00:22:25,807 --> 00:22:27,407
Get out.
522
00:22:27,509 --> 00:22:29,919
May... Let's maybe we could
just take it down a notch.
523
00:22:29,944 --> 00:22:31,611
- I'm done. I need you to go.
- There's people here from out of town.
524
00:22:31,712 --> 00:22:33,513
Maybe everyone's saying some
stuff they don't really mean.
525
00:22:33,614 --> 00:22:36,583
No! I'm done.
526
00:22:36,684 --> 00:22:37,584
You don't mean this, April...
527
00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,619
I want you to get out!
528
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,355
- Get the fuck out!
- Goddamn, woman.
529
00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:44,957
Throwing fucking
mustard at me.
530
00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:48,494
Oh! I can fucking
break shit too!
531
00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:50,295
I'm done.
532
00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,030
- Fine. You want me out of here?
- Yeah.
533
00:22:52,131 --> 00:22:54,265
OK, I'm out.
Party's over.
534
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,636
I guess I'll have to find somebody new to
fall in love with who will appreciate these.
535
00:22:57,737 --> 00:22:59,571
- Want some fucking rubies?
- Get the fuck out.
536
00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:02,607
Some fucking emeralds?
537
00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,208
Move. Get the fuck
out of the way.
538
00:23:04,309 --> 00:23:07,645
Worst goddamn
"fix my marriage party" ever.
539
00:23:07,746 --> 00:23:09,847
Dammit!
540
00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:46,134
Goodbye, friend.
541
00:24:34,795 --> 00:24:38,663
I'll talk to Kenny.
It's not gonna be a problem.
542
00:24:38,764 --> 00:24:41,432
Oh, there he is.
543
00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:43,334
All right. I'll take care of it.
Don't worry about it.
544
00:24:43,435 --> 00:24:44,903
I got it. I got it, I got it.
545
00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:49,874
Oh, KP. I think I ran into
one of your fans yesterday.
546
00:24:49,976 --> 00:24:51,643
Or... my foot met his face.
Wha!
547
00:24:51,744 --> 00:24:54,311
Look, man.
548
00:24:54,412 --> 00:24:55,946
I just wanna apologize.
549
00:24:56,047 --> 00:25:01,151
I know we're trapped in the midst
of this epic rivalry and...
550
00:25:01,252 --> 00:25:05,322
I wanna extend my hand
in an offering of peace.
551
00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,357
My family life
is crumbling.
552
00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,828
My marriage is almost over. My... April
kicked me out of the house last night.
553
00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:13,963
I just don't think I have
any more fight left in me.
554
00:25:14,064 --> 00:25:16,065
You win, Guy.
555
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:19,502
Please, just...
Tell the network to let me stay.
556
00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,437
We can do things
how they were before.
557
00:25:21,538 --> 00:25:23,311
You'll be in charge.
I'll know my place.
558
00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:27,609
And it can just be like
how it was before.
559
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,120
I just can't lose
this job, Guy.
560
00:25:29,211 --> 00:25:31,412
This is all I have.
I'm hurting, man.
561
00:25:31,514 --> 00:25:35,050
I'm just trying to level
with you as a friend.
562
00:25:35,151 --> 00:25:37,252
Well...
563
00:25:37,353 --> 00:25:41,856
KP.
I'm not your friend.
564
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,259
I never was, OK?
You're a fucking loser.
565
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,094
OK? And you're not fit
to be out on that stage.
566
00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:50,631
You should be out there
with the... with the normies.
567
00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:51,866
With the plebeians.
You know?
568
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,235
With the fucking redneck idiots
and the fucking stupid jiggaboos.
569
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,836
Clapping...
570
00:25:56,937 --> 00:25:58,171
...'cause they
see bright lights.
571
00:25:58,272 --> 00:26:00,573
They want greatness
but they can't achieve it
572
00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:02,275
so they love
watching it.
573
00:26:02,376 --> 00:26:04,210
That's who I am. OK?
574
00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:09,182
I can shit in my hand and say,
"Hey, taste my shit... asshole."
575
00:26:09,283 --> 00:26:13,652
Those fucking morons
will eat that shit gladly.
576
00:26:13,753 --> 00:26:17,189
Chew it right up.
Remember this moment.
577
00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,525
Because, I win.
578
00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:23,696
I fucking win.
And, Kenny...
579
00:26:23,797 --> 00:26:25,864
You're fucking out.
580
00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:27,465
You're out.
581
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:30,967
You're fired.
And good luck to you.
582
00:26:33,638 --> 00:26:36,332
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Guy Young in the house.
583
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,396
- How's everybody doing tonight?
- Fuck you, Guy!
584
00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:41,366
You're an asshole, Guy Young.
585
00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:44,202
No shit.
586
00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:47,522
Hot mic, champ.
587
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,676
I'll be your jiggaboo.
588
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,644
Fuck you!
589
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,781
Man, that's bullshit.
590
00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,859
I win.
591
00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:17,105
592
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,078
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