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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,085 --> 00:00:02,546 Wassup? I came to buy back your forgiveness. 2 00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:04,673 Love you, guys. 3 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,494 Kenny's cutting in... 4 00:00:09,519 --> 00:00:11,660 I feel like you need to take your performance down... 5 00:00:11,685 --> 00:00:13,132 Because I'm the star of the show! 6 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:14,905 People are trying to tell me to slow down. 7 00:00:14,930 --> 00:00:16,930 The audience loves me! 8 00:00:18,189 --> 00:00:21,310 Take a look at that sad part. Five hundred dollars. Ha ha! 9 00:00:21,335 --> 00:00:24,428 This is what I was afraid of... I want to go to therapy. 10 00:00:24,453 --> 00:00:26,293 Remember what we talked about. 11 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:28,138 Kenny's cutting in... 12 00:00:30,092 --> 00:00:32,772 Season 4, Episode 06 "Chapter 27" 13 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,880 Sync & corrections: Reef www.addic7ed.com 14 00:00:35,967 --> 00:00:38,282 All right, stop right there. Let's roll that back. 15 00:00:38,283 --> 00:00:39,691 That one bit. 16 00:00:39,692 --> 00:00:41,867 I think it's time to stop monkeying around. 17 00:00:41,882 --> 00:00:45,317 Kenny's cutting in. 18 00:00:45,419 --> 00:00:47,453 No, that's all right, Ken. We're good over here. We're cool. 19 00:00:47,554 --> 00:00:49,120 - We're good. Sit back down. - Cutting in. 20 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:50,555 Oh. Guy, let me take this. 21 00:00:50,656 --> 00:00:52,924 If there's one thing I know, 22 00:00:53,025 --> 00:00:56,628 it's monkey business. 23 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 24 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:06,589 Clarence, can you come in here? I'd love to show you something. 25 00:01:08,774 --> 00:01:10,107 Take a break, Alan. 26 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:13,113 I... I just wanna get some fresh eyes on it. 27 00:01:15,747 --> 00:01:17,461 Clarence, I want you to watch this. 28 00:01:17,482 --> 00:01:19,283 Tell me what you think. 29 00:01:19,384 --> 00:01:20,687 Oh yeah. Is that right? 30 00:01:20,688 --> 00:01:23,066 Do you have a special relationship with monkeys, do you? 31 00:01:23,092 --> 00:01:24,612 Well, you know I got people in Atlanta. 32 00:01:24,688 --> 00:01:26,910 And they all love Skittles, red... 33 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:30,941 - You think that bit's funny? - Well, the audience seems to like it. 34 00:01:30,989 --> 00:01:33,129 Yeah. What... What is it about him that's funny? 35 00:01:33,230 --> 00:01:35,665 He's one of them stupid white people that just say anything 36 00:01:35,766 --> 00:01:37,800 and they do anything and they just funny. 37 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:40,136 How are the grandkids? 38 00:01:40,237 --> 00:01:41,470 Well, thank you for asking, Mr. Young. 39 00:01:41,571 --> 00:01:43,372 - They're doing great. - Oh, good, good. 40 00:01:43,473 --> 00:01:45,474 - Can you send them a message for me? - Sure. 41 00:01:45,575 --> 00:01:48,311 Yeah. Can you tell them that grandpa has a terrible sense of humor 42 00:01:48,312 --> 00:01:50,847 and that he laughs at the stupidest fucking shit ever. 43 00:01:50,848 --> 00:01:52,351 And that's why there won't be any gifts 44 00:01:52,352 --> 00:01:54,621 underneath the Christmas tree this year from Grandpa. 45 00:01:54,622 --> 00:01:56,384 I don't understand. What are you talking about? 46 00:01:56,485 --> 00:01:58,186 - You don't understand? - No. 47 00:01:58,287 --> 00:02:01,389 You're fired! Get the fuck outta here. 48 00:02:01,395 --> 00:02:03,195 You're crazy. 49 00:02:47,533 --> 00:02:49,667 Oh! A soccer ball. 50 00:02:49,768 --> 00:02:51,836 What a nice gift from Aunt April and Uncle Kenny. 51 00:02:51,937 --> 00:02:53,801 Feliz cumplea?os, you little motherfucker. 52 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,670 He really loves this gift, Kenny. 53 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:57,674 He's going to enjoy it a lot. Thank you so much... 54 00:02:57,775 --> 00:03:00,844 It-it... it's cool. It's fine. We get it. He likes it. That's great. 55 00:03:00,945 --> 00:03:03,347 Who wants so more nachos? Hey, kids. Y'all want some nachos? 56 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:05,916 No. I don't think they want any more nachos. I think they're really tired. 57 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:08,386 And I gotta be honest, I got a headache. 58 00:03:08,487 --> 00:03:10,121 - Oh, a headache, huh? - Yeah. 59 00:03:10,222 --> 00:03:12,189 Oh, isn't that convenient. Huh. 60 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:14,957 I don't really know what you have to be so unhappy about, April. 61 00:03:15,059 --> 00:03:19,295 You got beautiful children, a wealthy husband, loving friends. 62 00:03:19,397 --> 00:03:21,297 We don't have any friends, you see? 63 00:03:21,399 --> 00:03:23,366 You've driven everybody away. 64 00:03:23,467 --> 00:03:24,534 What's Stevie's family, chopped liver? 65 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:27,037 They might not be hipsters like Gene and Dixie, 66 00:03:27,138 --> 00:03:29,104 but that doesn't make them less of people, all right? 67 00:03:29,205 --> 00:03:31,173 - I'ma throw you a Hail Mary right now. - Uh-huh. 68 00:03:31,274 --> 00:03:33,875 If there's anything that can turn your mood around, maybe it's this. 69 00:03:33,976 --> 00:03:37,779 My good friend, blackie, would like to take you anywhere you wanna go. 70 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,015 Wash away your worries and go hang out with blackie. 71 00:03:40,116 --> 00:03:43,118 Let me tell you something. I don't give a shit about the money. 72 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:46,954 If you do not help with this marriage and wanna work on it, 73 00:03:47,056 --> 00:03:51,879 and give the best effort possible, then we're gonna have to look at other options. 74 00:03:51,905 --> 00:03:53,148 - Other options? - Yeah. 75 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,414 Hmm. What would those be, maybe divorce? 76 00:03:54,429 --> 00:03:55,863 - No. That's not what I want. - No, no. 77 00:03:55,964 --> 00:03:57,565 That seems like what you're hinting at. So let's walk that one through. 78 00:03:57,666 --> 00:03:59,500 So we get divorced, I split. 79 00:03:59,601 --> 00:04:01,501 And then we get another jackoff to come in here 80 00:04:01,602 --> 00:04:03,670 and support the whole entire family like I do. That sounds great. 81 00:04:03,771 --> 00:04:05,572 How about this roller-skating nerd right here? 82 00:04:05,673 --> 00:04:08,341 Welcome to Jellybeans. Can I... take your trash? 83 00:04:08,443 --> 00:04:10,009 I think we're good with all the trash here right now. 84 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:11,545 I have a simple question for you though. 85 00:04:11,645 --> 00:04:14,509 Would you like to marry my wife and fund her fancy-ass lifestyle? 86 00:04:14,549 --> 00:04:16,004 We're just having a conversation. 87 00:04:16,050 --> 00:04:17,138 - You can... - We're all good. 88 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:18,324 - Thank you. - So we're good? 89 00:04:18,351 --> 00:04:20,086 We're good then, huh? 90 00:04:20,187 --> 00:04:23,401 Divorce is for losers, April. We're not losers. 91 00:04:23,448 --> 00:04:25,880 This is a wonderful day. 92 00:04:26,393 --> 00:04:28,760 Toby, can I holler at you for a moment? 93 00:04:28,861 --> 00:04:29,895 Get your opinion on something? 94 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:31,464 Mmm. Yeah. 95 00:04:31,565 --> 00:04:33,598 I know we both love Mommy. She's cool, right? 96 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:36,301 You notice anything weird about her lately? 97 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,969 She's kinda acting like, a little crazy. 98 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,138 Like, maybe like, mentally ill. I don't know. 99 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,649 Maybe it's not a chemical thing. 100 00:04:41,707 --> 00:04:44,309 I hate to say it but... maybe she just sucks. 101 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,978 I mean, maybe I just married somebody who sucks. 102 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:49,879 Honestly, I'm just getting sick and tired of all the damn head games, man. 103 00:04:49,981 --> 00:04:52,249 Just... the withholdings of affection. 104 00:04:52,350 --> 00:04:55,850 Them skin-colored panties she has with the skidmarks with the busting elastic. 105 00:04:55,886 --> 00:04:57,454 I mean, that's like a middle finger to my libido. 106 00:04:57,555 --> 00:04:59,856 - You know what libido is? - No. 107 00:04:59,957 --> 00:05:02,459 It's like these little beans inside of you that make you horny. 108 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,394 These ladies can't push the men around. 109 00:05:04,496 --> 00:05:06,829 We've gotta be number one in the house, you understand me? 110 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,864 Yep. 111 00:05:08,965 --> 00:05:10,833 Oh, I feel you, Dakota. 112 00:05:10,934 --> 00:05:13,202 Wild animal stuck in the chains of suburbia. 113 00:05:13,303 --> 00:05:15,538 Huh. Reminds me of me. 114 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:18,741 That's what's so badass about pro wrestling. 115 00:05:18,842 --> 00:05:21,309 I mean, it's the only sport where there's no official uniform. 116 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:23,345 I mean, you can come in with jean shorts and be like, 117 00:05:23,446 --> 00:05:25,313 "That's part of my character." 118 00:05:25,414 --> 00:05:30,051 Whoa. I'm sounding the boring alarm. Guy's tossing it up. 119 00:05:30,219 --> 00:05:31,953 "Guy's tossing it up," what's that? 120 00:05:32,054 --> 00:05:34,055 That's something I'm saying now. It's my new catchphrase. 121 00:05:34,157 --> 00:05:36,691 Let's move on before this guy puts us all to sleep. 122 00:05:36,792 --> 00:05:38,892 We have a very special guest for you today. 123 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:40,727 She would never stab me in the back. 124 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:42,736 And most of all, she's the funniest chick I know. 125 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:46,367 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for a true wild card, 126 00:05:46,468 --> 00:05:48,647 tennis great, Candi Cox. 127 00:05:50,272 --> 00:05:55,375 Ha-ha. 128 00:05:55,476 --> 00:05:58,010 Candi Cox. There she is. 129 00:05:58,111 --> 00:06:00,647 A-ha-ha-ha. 130 00:06:00,747 --> 00:06:04,484 Holla! 131 00:06:04,585 --> 00:06:06,252 - Holla! - What's up, girl? 132 00:06:06,353 --> 00:06:09,321 Candi Cox in the hiz-ouse! 133 00:06:09,422 --> 00:06:12,023 - Twerk it. Twerk it. Twerk it. - Twerk it. Twerk it. 134 00:06:12,124 --> 00:06:13,158 That's inappropriate. 135 00:06:13,259 --> 00:06:15,026 Ha-ha. What's up, girl? 136 00:06:15,127 --> 00:06:17,062 - Good to see you. - Hey. 137 00:06:17,163 --> 00:06:19,998 - Queen of the clay, right? - Oh, I'm a huge fan of yours. 138 00:06:20,099 --> 00:06:22,234 - Thank you. - Yeah. Well, we're all big fans of yours. 139 00:06:22,335 --> 00:06:25,036 You're a beautiful lady and an even better talent. 140 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:27,805 I mean, what an athlete. Candi, I don't know if you've ever met Kenny. 141 00:06:27,906 --> 00:06:30,241 - Kenny, Candi. - Of course. Kenny Powers, right? 142 00:06:30,342 --> 00:06:32,042 Yeah. You're damn right. 143 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:34,278 Yeah, I have a friend in San Francisco, used to date you. 144 00:06:34,379 --> 00:06:36,947 That's no big surprise. I tore through my fair share of ladies 145 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,412 when I did my time in San Fran. 146 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:41,585 - Yeah. Except it was a dude. - Oh! Oh! 147 00:06:41,686 --> 00:06:44,254 He said you was a twink man. 148 00:06:44,355 --> 00:06:46,256 Mm-mm-mm-mm. 149 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:47,390 Hey, Kenny. Were you with a twink man? 150 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:48,592 - What is it, twink man? - No. No. 151 00:06:48,693 --> 00:06:51,194 I don't like young and handsome dudes, all right. 152 00:06:51,295 --> 00:06:53,597 - You like 'em a little older? - No. No, I don't like any. 153 00:06:53,698 --> 00:06:56,062 Everyone settle down. I know what Candi's problem is. 154 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,300 Candi's on her period. 155 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,673 I mean, I see all these house flies buzzing around. 156 00:06:59,703 --> 00:07:02,638 I'm thinking they can smell those eggs bleeding out your pussy. 157 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:05,407 - Whoa! - Whoa, man. No, no, no, no. No, no. 158 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:08,244 - Kenny, have some respect, man. - Ovulation is nature's only miracle. 159 00:07:08,245 --> 00:07:09,271 I can't talk about that? 160 00:07:09,286 --> 00:07:11,076 Kenny, you don't talk about a lady's menstrual cycle. 161 00:07:11,091 --> 00:07:12,632 - I don't think it's fair. - Kenny, knock it off. 162 00:07:12,658 --> 00:07:14,058 - You're digging a ditch. - Not fair. 163 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:16,297 I'd like to apologize to everybody out there in the audience. 164 00:07:16,298 --> 00:07:17,552 - We'll be right back. - Not me. 165 00:07:17,553 --> 00:07:19,147 OK? We're gonna wash Kenny's mouth out with soap. 166 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:20,547 Not me. Not apologizing. No, you're not. 167 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,388 And when we get back, we'll continue the show. 168 00:07:22,403 --> 00:07:24,259 - Very uncool. - And we're clear. 169 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,793 What the fuck is this? 170 00:07:25,894 --> 00:07:27,495 - Oh, man. - Kenny Powers is going 10-1. 171 00:07:27,596 --> 00:07:29,463 - Fucking cock gobbler. - Hey. 172 00:07:29,564 --> 00:07:31,231 We don't make fun of homosexuals on this show. 173 00:07:31,332 --> 00:07:35,068 That's rule one, OK? Gays are the new blacks. Get with it. 174 00:07:39,574 --> 00:07:40,574 - When's your next tournament. - September. 175 00:07:40,675 --> 00:07:42,039 - September? All right. - Yeah. 176 00:07:43,077 --> 00:07:44,578 Come on, you motherfucker. 177 00:07:44,679 --> 00:07:46,111 Don't be rattled. Man, you got this shit. 178 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:48,514 Candi Cox. Of course they're laughing. 179 00:07:48,615 --> 00:07:50,716 They're just being fucking kind to her ass. 180 00:07:50,817 --> 00:07:52,017 Coming out here twerking. 181 00:07:52,051 --> 00:07:53,852 Fucking that broad comedy. Fuck that bitch. 182 00:07:53,953 --> 00:07:54,853 - You got the cock, bro. 183 00:07:54,954 --> 00:07:55,954 You're the one with the cock. 184 00:07:56,055 --> 00:07:57,523 Use the fucking cock. 185 00:07:57,624 --> 00:07:59,792 You fucking go out there. You be confident, man. 186 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:02,994 The audience is loving your fucking vibe, bro. Just fucking harness that. 187 00:08:03,095 --> 00:08:04,696 Just fucking radiate coolness. 188 00:08:04,797 --> 00:08:07,699 Fucking comedy. Sexual energy. Masculinity. 189 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,102 You are handsome. You are loved. You are strong. 190 00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:13,137 Mm-hmm. 191 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:20,844 What the hell's so funny? 192 00:08:20,945 --> 00:08:23,046 Candi Cox telling more of her stupid jokes? 193 00:08:23,147 --> 00:08:24,815 I guess they're just digging your vibe, you know. 194 00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:27,718 They're impressed with how strong and powerful you are. 195 00:08:27,819 --> 00:08:31,254 OK, we're live in five 196 00:08:31,356 --> 00:08:33,690 - Four, three... - Hot mic, champ. 197 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:36,726 Hot mic. 198 00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:41,764 Aw, yeah. Look at them titties, girl. 199 00:08:41,865 --> 00:08:45,767 Ohh, I love how big they are. They're like two big potatoes. 200 00:08:45,869 --> 00:08:50,072 - Two big old potatoes. Perfect. - Stevie, what the fuck is this shit? 201 00:08:50,173 --> 00:08:51,974 Oh, yo, dog. Check it. 202 00:08:52,075 --> 00:08:56,111 I got Maria selling baked potatoes like nobody's business. 203 00:08:56,213 --> 00:08:58,113 What did I tell you, man? I said the only girls who can work here 204 00:08:58,215 --> 00:08:59,498 gotta be hot chicks, man. 205 00:08:59,524 --> 00:09:02,041 Yeah, but you didn't specify which hot chicks. 206 00:09:02,117 --> 00:09:04,986 And I gotta pay for Maria's new boob job... 207 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,120 ...somehow. 208 00:09:06,222 --> 00:09:07,655 Maria got a boob job, I didn't even notice. 209 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,623 I don't look at her in a sexual manner. Ever. 210 00:09:09,725 --> 00:09:10,925 Show him. Show him. 211 00:09:10,993 --> 00:09:13,499 Make Daddy proud. 212 00:09:16,064 --> 00:09:17,764 Impressive. Actually, not bad. 213 00:09:17,866 --> 00:09:19,933 Kinda evens you out a little bit. OK... 214 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:23,636 There's a lot of children walking around Rack Room Shoes. 215 00:09:23,738 --> 00:09:26,574 Check it. I got Maria working for us, 216 00:09:26,617 --> 00:09:30,054 with those titties. Pimp style. This is what pimps do. 217 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,310 Well, they better work. 218 00:09:31,311 --> 00:09:33,604 I'm starting to second guess this whole entire kiosk. 219 00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:35,915 Yeah. Guy Young has me in his cross hairs. 220 00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:37,383 Trying to Dontel my ass. 221 00:09:37,484 --> 00:09:39,485 Kenny, I thought you said you couldn't lose. 222 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,754 I thought you had this on lockdown. I need this gig. 223 00:09:41,855 --> 00:09:43,856 - Ow! - You don't think I need this? 224 00:09:43,957 --> 00:09:47,292 I invested 5.7 thousand dollars into this kiosk. 225 00:09:47,393 --> 00:09:49,627 Fuck, Kenny. I know, I know. I just... 226 00:09:49,728 --> 00:09:51,897 My mind's everywhere. How can I be a CEO 227 00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:53,865 when I'm fighting two goddamn battles on different fronts. 228 00:09:53,966 --> 00:09:55,466 At home my marriage is shitting the bed 229 00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:56,868 and at work I'm dealing with a military coup. 230 00:09:56,969 --> 00:09:58,333 If we don't act fast, Guy Young 231 00:09:58,404 --> 00:10:01,072 is gonna burn everything we love to the ground. 232 00:10:01,173 --> 00:10:02,707 OK. OK, OK. This is what we do. 233 00:10:02,808 --> 00:10:04,674 Let me take care of Guy Young. 234 00:10:04,776 --> 00:10:06,977 And you, you deal with your fucked up marriage at home. 235 00:10:07,078 --> 00:10:09,313 I will personally neutralize his ass. 236 00:10:09,414 --> 00:10:10,915 - Can I trust you with this? - Oh yeah. 237 00:10:11,016 --> 00:10:13,951 I'm gonna skin him alive and make a lamp out of his skin. 238 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:15,452 All right, Hannibal Lecter. Settle down, all right. 239 00:10:15,553 --> 00:10:17,854 We don't start with that, all right? That's a last resort. 240 00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:20,023 At this point, I think we just need to send him a message. 241 00:10:20,124 --> 00:10:21,324 Plain and simple. 242 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:24,660 Nobody messes with me. Nobody messes with you. 243 00:10:24,761 --> 00:10:28,998 And nobody... messes with Maria's titties. 244 00:10:29,099 --> 00:10:31,834 Is she gonna work today or is she gonna just sit there and eat fucking papas? 245 00:10:31,936 --> 00:10:33,903 Yeah. No, she's working. 246 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:37,005 I doo-doo-doo what to do 247 00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:39,942 Next time I fall 248 00:10:40,043 --> 00:10:42,544 In love 249 00:10:45,348 --> 00:10:47,916 The next time I fall 250 00:10:48,017 --> 00:10:50,685 - In love 251 00:10:50,786 --> 00:10:58,025 Next time I fall... 252 00:10:58,126 --> 00:10:59,760 Dixie. 253 00:10:59,861 --> 00:11:03,664 I know it's very odd that I'd be asking you for advice 254 00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,899 when your life's in fucking utter ruins. 255 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:08,201 But you're my last resort. 256 00:11:08,302 --> 00:11:10,270 When's the first time you realized 257 00:11:10,371 --> 00:11:13,206 that your marriage was... 258 00:11:13,307 --> 00:11:14,975 up shit creek without a paddle. 259 00:11:15,076 --> 00:11:17,177 Well, when you revealed to me 260 00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:20,313 that my husband was unfaithful and addicted to drugs. 261 00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:23,515 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Course. 262 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:26,685 But before that. Like, were there any, like, signs or anything? 263 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,621 No. Honestly, there wasn't one. 264 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,556 That was the weirdest part. 265 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:33,158 Why do you ask? 266 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,127 It's April. 267 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:38,630 Yep. She's being fucking super crazy. 268 00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:44,035 Talking about how she's unhappy and wanting to seek other options 269 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,403 Oh my God. 270 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:48,873 Settle down. Don't get all horny over my debacles. 271 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,408 No. I'm not. I'm just... What on earth happened? 272 00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:52,043 You guys were so good together. 273 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,312 I don't know. That's what I'm coming to you for. 274 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,279 You're her friend. What's she saying? 275 00:11:56,381 --> 00:11:57,847 You know. Is she going through menopause? 276 00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,416 She losing her memories? 277 00:11:59,517 --> 00:12:01,718 Did a fucked up evil version of her from the future come 278 00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:02,886 and fucking try to ruin my shit? 279 00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:05,489 No. Nothing. I mean, 280 00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:07,857 everybody thought that you were gonna dump her. 281 00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:11,060 What the fuck? Who... Who's everyone? 282 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:12,428 You know, the group. 283 00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:15,197 You were just always gone, married to your job. 284 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:16,899 I think everybody just assumed that 285 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,001 you were maybe moving on to a younger girl. 286 00:12:19,102 --> 00:12:21,670 Jesus Christ! I mean, yes, of course, I could do those things. 287 00:12:21,771 --> 00:12:24,173 But I choose not to. I'm a good Christian white man. 288 00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:27,642 - Ugh. Sickening. - I can't believe she's leaving you. 289 00:12:27,743 --> 00:12:29,244 Hold your role, she ain't leaving me, all right? 290 00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:31,027 I'm bout to nip this shit in the butt. 291 00:12:31,113 --> 00:12:33,159 Kenny Powers is not getting a fucking divorce. 292 00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:36,817 I just gotta remind April how dope her fucking life is. 293 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,919 I know we've had our differences in the past, 294 00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:41,389 but I may need your assistance in the days to come. 295 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:44,724 - I can't lose my wife. - Sure. I'll do what I can, Kenny. 296 00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,560 No... OK, yeah. That's what I'm asking you for. 297 00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:49,296 You know, this is actually nice, us chatting. 298 00:12:49,397 --> 00:12:51,365 It's been hard since Gene's been gone. 299 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:54,168 - You know, for me, it's been a lot of... - Shhh. 300 00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:56,270 Don't run your mouth too much. It's not attractive. 301 00:12:56,371 --> 00:12:57,637 This is about me right now. 302 00:12:57,738 --> 00:13:03,742 I got big problems going on. 303 00:13:03,843 --> 00:13:05,744 Oh, and, Dixie-noodles. 304 00:13:05,845 --> 00:13:08,414 There's one more thing you should know. 305 00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:10,149 Gene never... 306 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:11,650 He... 307 00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:14,053 He never came inside that woman. 308 00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:16,921 After a few pumps, he withdrew his penis 309 00:13:17,022 --> 00:13:18,290 and he started smashing it 310 00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:22,260 between the ring and the lid of the toilet for penance. 311 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:24,162 He still loves you. 312 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:26,898 You should give him a second shot. 313 00:13:26,999 --> 00:13:29,882 Thanks for your help. 314 00:13:35,909 --> 00:13:40,460 Just a closer walk with Thee 315 00:13:42,048 --> 00:13:45,317 Grant it, Jesus, if you please... 316 00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:48,820 This dude is the answer to our Guy Young problem. 317 00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:51,123 Look how ginormous he is. 318 00:13:51,224 --> 00:13:54,493 Well, it's no doubt this gentlemen has acromegalia. 319 00:13:54,594 --> 00:13:57,496 I just wonder if he's gonna be big enough for Guy Young. 320 00:13:57,597 --> 00:13:58,530 Guy Young ain't no scrub. 321 00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:00,232 Well, this guy ain't no scrub. 322 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,535 He knows mixed martial arts, professional wrestling. 323 00:14:03,636 --> 00:14:06,004 Sports. All that stuff. 324 00:14:06,105 --> 00:14:09,707 I am weak, but Thou art strong 325 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:12,176 He does have a beautiful voice. 326 00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:15,179 Jesus, keep me 327 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,882 - From all wrong 328 00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,350 What we're primarily looking to do here is send a message, OK? 329 00:14:20,451 --> 00:14:21,784 Don't fuck him up too bad. 330 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,253 Stevie, does he know what he's supposed to say? 331 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,088 Yeah. Say your line, Joel. 332 00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:28,725 Hello, Guy Young. I am a sports fans... 333 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,162 - That being said... - That being said, 334 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:37,233 I would appreciate it if you would give Kenny Powers more screen time. 335 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,201 And... 336 00:14:39,302 --> 00:14:41,770 - Bit opportunities. - Big opportunities. 337 00:14:41,771 --> 00:14:43,940 Bit opportunities. Like comedic bits. Like little riffs and stuff. 338 00:14:43,941 --> 00:14:45,043 All right. 339 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,700 Practice that a bunch, man. You gotta have that down. 340 00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:48,177 Because if you don't fucking deliver the message, 341 00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,211 this whole thing's a waste, OK? 342 00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:50,746 - OK. - Once you deliver the message, 343 00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:52,880 give it about five seconds. Let it sink in. 344 00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:54,649 And then... dealers choice. 345 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:57,285 - Whatever you want, dog. - When do I get that cash? 346 00:14:57,386 --> 00:14:59,554 You'll get half up front and half when the deal's done. 347 00:14:59,655 --> 00:15:01,556 - How much did we agree to pay him? - Twenty-thousand dollars. 348 00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,124 Twenty-thousand dollars?! 349 00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:04,426 - You're serious? - What? 350 00:15:04,527 --> 00:15:06,161 You negotiated fucking twenty-thousand dollars 351 00:15:06,262 --> 00:15:07,895 - for a basic Alabama beatdown? - You... You said... 352 00:15:07,996 --> 00:15:09,129 No! You're... That's a fucking 353 00:15:09,230 --> 00:15:11,065 1-8-7 price, man. What the fuck's wrong with you? 354 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,732 I've never organized a hit before. 355 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:13,833 - I don't... - This isn't a fucking hit. 356 00:15:13,935 --> 00:15:15,469 This isn't a fucking hit. Don't say hit. 357 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,803 If you're gonna negotiate like a dipshit, 358 00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:17,804 you're gonna have to pay the price. 359 00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:19,133 Look, I'll pay you 75 bucks 360 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:20,607 and the difference is coming out of your per diem. 361 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,410 - Out of my per diem?! - Yep. That's what we're doing. 362 00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:48,133 Oh! Look what the cat dragged in. 363 00:15:48,234 --> 00:15:50,768 It doesn't have to be this way. 364 00:15:50,869 --> 00:15:52,571 Well, this is all your fault, man. 365 00:15:52,671 --> 00:15:55,673 You were hungry and I took you under my wing. 366 00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:58,609 And then you bit the underside of my fucking wing. 367 00:15:58,710 --> 00:16:01,112 There's room on the show for both of us. 368 00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:02,713 A natural two-hander. 369 00:16:02,814 --> 00:16:05,483 Two-hander my dick! I gave you everything, Kenny. 370 00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:07,418 And then you had to challenge me. 371 00:16:07,519 --> 00:16:09,620 Now you're going down, motherfucker. 372 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,755 Hasn't enough blood already been spilt? 373 00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:15,158 - When does it end? - It ends Friday. 374 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:17,360 I'm gonna finish you, once and for all. 375 00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:20,497 You motherfucker. 376 00:16:20,598 --> 00:16:22,665 All right. Let the best man win. 377 00:16:22,766 --> 00:16:28,237 - I'll see you in hell! - Fuck you! 378 00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:30,520 I went to my chin doctor, and it just... 379 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:33,008 He gave me these options. It's such a difficult choice. 380 00:16:33,109 --> 00:16:35,544 The chin is one of the foremost things you see on a person's face. 381 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,212 OK. Here's an option. 382 00:16:37,313 --> 00:16:38,847 The John Kerry. What do you think? 383 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,149 - You don't like it. - No. 384 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,450 No. You don't like it all. 385 00:16:41,484 --> 00:16:42,784 I saw that by the look on your face. 386 00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:44,585 Now this is the Aaron Eckhart 387 00:16:44,686 --> 00:16:46,823 but it looks sort of more like a butt chin, huh? 388 00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:49,256 What about this? 389 00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:52,922 - The John Travolta? - Oh, someone's coming out. 390 00:16:55,564 --> 00:16:57,365 Joel, you are on. 391 00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:58,666 I'm gonna kill him. 392 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,726 Go get him. 393 00:17:04,572 --> 00:17:07,040 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm not giving out autographs today, man. 394 00:17:07,141 --> 00:17:10,310 Hello, Guy Young. I am the fan of your show. 395 00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:14,881 Being said, give Kenny Powers all the scream times 396 00:17:14,982 --> 00:17:16,915 - and big opportunities. - Oh yeah. 397 00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:19,426 Kenny Pow... What the fuck are you talking about, man? 398 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,999 What? 399 00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:26,592 Oh. Oh. 400 00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:27,693 Look at me. Look at me! 401 00:17:27,794 --> 00:17:30,596 - Look at me. - Oh no! Oh... 402 00:17:30,697 --> 00:17:33,731 Oh. Oh my Go... 403 00:17:33,832 --> 00:17:36,100 He saw me! He saw me! 404 00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:46,611 He's chasing us! He's chasing us! 405 00:17:54,619 --> 00:17:56,596 Woo, woo. 406 00:17:57,322 --> 00:17:59,723 - Here she comes. - Kenny? 407 00:17:59,824 --> 00:18:01,958 Three, two, one... 408 00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:04,427 Surprise! 409 00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:05,728 Look at her. 410 00:18:05,762 --> 00:18:08,130 She's like, "What the fuck is this?" 411 00:18:08,232 --> 00:18:09,765 No, but really, what the fuck is this? 412 00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:12,635 This, sweetheart, is a celebration 413 00:18:12,736 --> 00:18:14,903 to remind you how awesome your life is 414 00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:16,805 and how cool everything is between you and I. 415 00:18:16,906 --> 00:18:18,634 - You invited all these people? - Yeah. 416 00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,875 These are all your friends from the past. Some from the future. 417 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,544 They're new friends that you'll meet tonight. 418 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:25,680 Yeah. I put out a Facebook invite e-chat thing. 419 00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,049 There's that person. There's them. I forgot their names. 420 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,651 Oh, and look who else is here. 421 00:18:29,752 --> 00:18:32,153 - Jamie. Even though he moved to Orlando - Oh. Jamie. 422 00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:33,955 I chartered a private jet so he could be here. 423 00:18:34,056 --> 00:18:36,957 He said not to say nothing so... sorry. 424 00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:38,959 - It's all right. - Thanks for keeping the secret, James. 425 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:40,294 I appreciate it. 426 00:18:40,395 --> 00:18:42,296 Hey. There's one more little surprise. 427 00:18:42,397 --> 00:18:45,832 Look who's back on the scene, Mean Gene. 428 00:18:45,933 --> 00:18:48,501 The old spaghetti night crew, reunited once again. 429 00:18:48,602 --> 00:18:50,503 Trying to rebuild their foundation of marriage. 430 00:18:50,604 --> 00:18:52,739 Marriage is an important thing, 431 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,607 - to work on, to keep at. - Right. 432 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,610 - You never quit a marriage. - Why is there a priest here? 433 00:18:57,711 --> 00:19:00,179 Because after we have the April flavored cherry cheesecake, 434 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,282 you and I... We're renewing our vows, everyone. 435 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:04,349 - Aww. - That's right. Yep. 436 00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,652 In front of all these people. 437 00:19:06,753 --> 00:19:08,154 - It's gonna be the shit. - Baby, um... 438 00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:10,923 This is... This is too much right now. 439 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,615 This is great. Just enjoy yourself. 440 00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,359 Oh. You hear that? 441 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,261 Sounds like another mystery guest has arrived. 442 00:19:16,361 --> 00:19:18,496 Let me go get that. Have fun. Enjoy yourself. 443 00:19:18,597 --> 00:19:20,031 Everybody, celebrate April. 444 00:19:20,132 --> 00:19:22,300 April's party. 445 00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:23,534 - What the fuck are you doing here? - Kenny. 446 00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:26,104 Mission fail, dude. OK, we gotta bow down. 447 00:19:26,205 --> 00:19:28,842 - There is no winning this one. - What are you talking about? 448 00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:30,420 I'm talking about Joel. He blew it. 449 00:19:30,509 --> 00:19:31,828 We gave him too much dialogue. 450 00:19:31,911 --> 00:19:34,445 OK. Guy Young beat the shit out of him. 451 00:19:34,546 --> 00:19:36,046 You do realize the fucking taping is tomorrow? 452 00:19:36,147 --> 00:19:37,715 I know. I'm so sorry, Kenny. 453 00:19:37,816 --> 00:19:39,450 I am so sorry. What should we do? 454 00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,385 What do you mean? There's nothing we can do. 455 00:19:41,486 --> 00:19:43,086 Guy's gonna castrate me on the show tomorrow. 456 00:19:43,188 --> 00:19:45,456 All because of you. 457 00:19:45,557 --> 00:19:47,124 Is there a big party going on in here? 458 00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:48,958 Yes. I'm trying to save my marriage. 459 00:19:49,059 --> 00:19:51,160 - Why wasn't I invited? - Because, Stevie, 460 00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:52,461 you failed me. 461 00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:55,565 But... that just happened right now... 462 00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,111 Everyone? Everyone. 463 00:20:10,213 --> 00:20:11,668 Can I get your attention, please. 464 00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,014 Everyone attentions, please. Thank you. 465 00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:15,217 Viv, shut up. OK? Shut up. 466 00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:17,986 Uhh, I just wanna thank you all once again for coming out 467 00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:20,788 to this special night to celebrate my wife, 468 00:20:20,889 --> 00:20:23,691 April Powers. 469 00:20:23,792 --> 00:20:26,126 And right now, I want to do something that's a little out of character for me. 470 00:20:26,228 --> 00:20:28,629 Come on, baby doll. Come up here and let's sing a duet together. 471 00:20:28,731 --> 00:20:30,331 I don't wanna sing. 472 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:35,135 Well, I've had the time of my fucking life 473 00:20:35,237 --> 00:20:36,837 You recognize this song, sweetheart? anna sing. 474 00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:39,756 - I don't wanna sing. - Come on, sweetheart. This is your part. 475 00:20:41,576 --> 00:20:43,777 I know what you're doing. It's so sweet. 476 00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:46,012 I don't really wanna sing. Nope. You're part's almost up. 477 00:20:46,113 --> 00:20:48,982 Um. I don't wanna sing. I don't... I don't want any of this. 478 00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,217 Kenny, it feels like she doesn't want to sing. 479 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,352 - So maybe we'll move on. - OK, Dixie. 480 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,053 Wonderful to have your opinion in this thing. 481 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,756 But she was talking to me and so I heard what she said. 482 00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:58,223 OK. You know what? Fine. This is April's party. 483 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,226 Fuck it. She doesn't want to fucking sing. Karaoke's done. 484 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:03,146 There we are. No more karaoke, everybody. 485 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,261 I never asked for this party. 486 00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:06,128 Well, April, I'm trying to make things better. 487 00:21:06,129 --> 00:21:07,533 Kenny. That's enough, Kenny. 488 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,200 Motherfucker, you wanna say something. Motherfucker. 489 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,835 You remember what this does right here? 490 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,270 You're gonna get that outta my face. 491 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,705 - Hey! - Hey! 492 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,841 Hey, that is enough. Leave him alone. You're acting crazy. 493 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,076 Oh, I'm acting crazy? Let's clear the air, shall we? 494 00:21:19,177 --> 00:21:21,780 Can we clear the air for a moment? Guess what, Dixie? 495 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,448 Gene never cheated on you. I lied about that 496 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,249 because I didn't want April to know I was doing cocaine. 497 00:21:26,350 --> 00:21:28,985 - True story. - That's true. Thank you. 498 00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:31,054 I nev... I told you, I never slept with anybody. 499 00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,456 Then we got fucking Tel over here. 500 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,758 Goddamn Indian dude pretending to be white. 501 00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,227 How much goddamn chicken tikka masala do you eat? 502 00:21:37,328 --> 00:21:39,229 None. You're a disgrace, Tel. 503 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,397 - That's enough. That's enough. - No. No, no. I'm not done, April. 504 00:21:40,497 --> 00:21:41,631 - That's enough. - I'm not done. 505 00:21:41,732 --> 00:21:43,232 Because now I wanna turn the spotlight onto you. 506 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,469 What can I do to make you happy now? Let's try and see. 507 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:49,439 I can't invite your friends to a fucking party 'cause that's not enough. 508 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,841 I can't sing a fucking song with you 'cause that's not enough. 509 00:21:51,942 --> 00:21:54,076 I can't buy fucking luxuries and fancy cars 510 00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:56,778 and expensive fur coats and fine jewelry and chinas! 511 00:21:56,879 --> 00:21:57,913 That's not enough either! 512 00:21:58,013 --> 00:22:00,081 None of it's fucking enough! 513 00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:01,817 What do you want?! Huh? 514 00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:04,285 You want me to quit my fucking job?! 515 00:22:04,386 --> 00:22:05,954 Go back to being your little bitch boy. 516 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,889 Well, it's not happening! 517 00:22:07,990 --> 00:22:10,291 If anyone wants to take my television job, 518 00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:19,099 they'll have to do it over my dead fucking body! 519 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,803 I think you need to leave. 520 00:22:22,904 --> 00:22:25,706 - No. I'm the one who... - No! You need to get out. 521 00:22:25,807 --> 00:22:27,407 Get out. 522 00:22:27,509 --> 00:22:29,919 May... Let's maybe we could just take it down a notch. 523 00:22:29,944 --> 00:22:31,611 - I'm done. I need you to go. - There's people here from out of town. 524 00:22:31,712 --> 00:22:33,513 Maybe everyone's saying some stuff they don't really mean. 525 00:22:33,614 --> 00:22:36,583 No! I'm done. 526 00:22:36,684 --> 00:22:37,584 You don't mean this, April... 527 00:22:37,685 --> 00:22:39,619 I want you to get out! 528 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,355 - Get the fuck out! - Goddamn, woman. 529 00:22:42,456 --> 00:22:44,957 Throwing fucking mustard at me. 530 00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:48,494 Oh! I can fucking break shit too! 531 00:22:48,595 --> 00:22:50,295 I'm done. 532 00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,030 - Fine. You want me out of here? - Yeah. 533 00:22:52,131 --> 00:22:54,265 OK, I'm out. Party's over. 534 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,636 I guess I'll have to find somebody new to fall in love with who will appreciate these. 535 00:22:57,737 --> 00:22:59,571 - Want some fucking rubies? - Get the fuck out. 536 00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:02,607 Some fucking emeralds? 537 00:23:02,708 --> 00:23:04,208 Move. Get the fuck out of the way. 538 00:23:04,309 --> 00:23:07,645 Worst goddamn "fix my marriage party" ever. 539 00:23:07,746 --> 00:23:09,847 Dammit! 540 00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:46,134 Goodbye, friend. 541 00:24:34,795 --> 00:24:38,663 I'll talk to Kenny. It's not gonna be a problem. 542 00:24:38,764 --> 00:24:41,432 Oh, there he is. 543 00:24:41,533 --> 00:24:43,334 All right. I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it. 544 00:24:43,435 --> 00:24:44,903 I got it. I got it, I got it. 545 00:24:45,004 --> 00:24:49,874 Oh, KP. I think I ran into one of your fans yesterday. 546 00:24:49,976 --> 00:24:51,643 Or... my foot met his face. Wha! 547 00:24:51,744 --> 00:24:54,311 Look, man. 548 00:24:54,412 --> 00:24:55,946 I just wanna apologize. 549 00:24:56,047 --> 00:25:01,151 I know we're trapped in the midst of this epic rivalry and... 550 00:25:01,252 --> 00:25:05,322 I wanna extend my hand in an offering of peace. 551 00:25:05,423 --> 00:25:07,357 My family life is crumbling. 552 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,828 My marriage is almost over. My... April kicked me out of the house last night. 553 00:25:11,929 --> 00:25:13,963 I just don't think I have any more fight left in me. 554 00:25:14,064 --> 00:25:16,065 You win, Guy. 555 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:19,502 Please, just... Tell the network to let me stay. 556 00:25:19,603 --> 00:25:21,437 We can do things how they were before. 557 00:25:21,538 --> 00:25:23,311 You'll be in charge. I'll know my place. 558 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:27,609 And it can just be like how it was before. 559 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:29,120 I just can't lose this job, Guy. 560 00:25:29,211 --> 00:25:31,412 This is all I have. I'm hurting, man. 561 00:25:31,514 --> 00:25:35,050 I'm just trying to level with you as a friend. 562 00:25:35,151 --> 00:25:37,252 Well... 563 00:25:37,353 --> 00:25:41,856 KP. I'm not your friend. 564 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:45,259 I never was, OK? You're a fucking loser. 565 00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:47,094 OK? And you're not fit to be out on that stage. 566 00:25:47,195 --> 00:25:50,631 You should be out there with the... with the normies. 567 00:25:50,732 --> 00:25:51,866 With the plebeians. You know? 568 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,235 With the fucking redneck idiots and the fucking stupid jiggaboos. 569 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,836 Clapping... 570 00:25:56,937 --> 00:25:58,171 ...'cause they see bright lights. 571 00:25:58,272 --> 00:26:00,573 They want greatness but they can't achieve it 572 00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:02,275 so they love watching it. 573 00:26:02,376 --> 00:26:04,210 That's who I am. OK? 574 00:26:04,311 --> 00:26:09,182 I can shit in my hand and say, "Hey, taste my shit... asshole." 575 00:26:09,283 --> 00:26:13,652 Those fucking morons will eat that shit gladly. 576 00:26:13,753 --> 00:26:17,189 Chew it right up. Remember this moment. 577 00:26:17,290 --> 00:26:20,525 Because, I win. 578 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:23,696 I fucking win. And, Kenny... 579 00:26:23,797 --> 00:26:25,864 You're fucking out. 580 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:27,465 You're out. 581 00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:30,967 You're fired. And good luck to you. 582 00:26:33,638 --> 00:26:36,332 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Guy Young in the house. 583 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:38,396 - How's everybody doing tonight? - Fuck you, Guy! 584 00:26:38,498 --> 00:26:41,366 You're an asshole, Guy Young. 585 00:26:41,468 --> 00:26:44,202 No shit. 586 00:26:44,303 --> 00:26:47,522 Hot mic, champ. 587 00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:51,676 I'll be your jiggaboo. 588 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,644 Fuck you! 589 00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:56,781 Man, that's bullshit. 590 00:26:56,882 --> 00:26:58,859 I win. 591 00:27:14,105 --> 00:27:17,105 592 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,078 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 593 00:27:21,128 --> 00:27:25,678 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47329

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