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Perhaps it is high time
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- My shit gets famous again.
- Oh.
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I just need somebody
to give me a shot.
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- Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
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Okay. Let's go, buddy.
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- I gave up fame for true love.
- No, no, no, no.
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Love? I wanna see what
that stripper look like.
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Oh, baby.
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- Give me one more shot.
- Okay, don't blow it, Kenny.
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I won't blow nothing.
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- No, no, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dontel.
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Whoa!
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You know what, Guy?
I'm out of this motherfucker.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Holy shit!
I killed it in there!
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You were so awesome!
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Your quips were
sensational, Kenny.
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Ha! Yo, Tinseltown,
show-business better look out
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- because I'm coming for ya.
- [laughter]
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You were so great, baby.
You had so much control.
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Hey, April, did your pussy
get wet in there?
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I know if I had a pussy
it'd be wet as shit.
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I'd be like squirting...
[squirting sounds]
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Dude, why you talking about
my wife's private parts?
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Oh, well... No, I'm sorry.
I apologize, Lady Powers.
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Don't call her Lady Powers.
Just call her April, man.
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Come on, don't ruin this
celebratory moment
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with being shameful and vulgar.
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No, no. I don't mean
to ruin it. I'm just so excited.
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I haven't
felt this good in so long.
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I just wanna...
I just wanna punch something.
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- [laughs]
- [screaming]
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- Yo, what the fuck?!
- Oh, my God!
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- Oh, my God!
- What the fuck?!
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- Kenny! [screaming]
- Stevie, are you OK?
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- Kenny, help me.
- No, no, no, no.
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Gross! No, no, no. Don't get
your fucking blood on me.
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- Ugh!
- [screaming]
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Stevie, breath.
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OK, I'm gonna see you at home.
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- Bye, baby. I love you.
- I love you.
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[screaming continues]
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See you later, pumpkin.
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[theme music playing]
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[Kenny]
Children, raise your 5 Alives.
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Because of my
amazing television efforts
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and my newfound relationship
with show-business,
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we never have to worry
about money again.
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Picture the future. You're both
entering high school.
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While all the other dum-dums
are there selling dime bags
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and trading
Garbage Pail Kids cards,
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you'll be polishing
your Porsches.
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Riding your horses,
hanging out with the preps
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with sweaters loosely tied
around your necks.
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Let the memories of this
patriarch begin now.
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- To Daddy.
- To Daddy.
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- To Daddy.
- And now,
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the giving of the gifts.
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- Gifts?
- That's right.
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I bought everyone
a small token to commemorate
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this amazing moment
for our family.
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First up is Mama.
Look at that, huh.
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Oh, this is nice.
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That's a fair trade candle.
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We now can afford
to buy products
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- that are made the right way.
- Smells so good, babe.
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Next up, Shayna Bear.
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Lookie lookie lookie here.
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Little shorty's got back.
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A Louis V backpack, that is.
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That's a mighty big gift
for her.
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Oh yes.
Several grand, in fact.
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Where's my present?
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He is in the garage.
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Meet Dakota.
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I got him from
a Craigslist Indian.
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Is that a real wolf?
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Pure bred.
That's what the red man told me.
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There's no paperwork
or anything because of
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their goddamn oral traditions.
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- But... seems legit to me.
- [growling]
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You know, I'm not so sure that
this is a good gift
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for a five year old.
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What are you talking about,
April?
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This is a perfect gift
for Toby.
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With my new high-paying
television job
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I'm not gonna be around
the house as much
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as I'd like to be.
So it's very important
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that Toby has
a strong male role model
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so he doesn't turn out weird.
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Dakota's gonna serve
as a spirit guide.
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- [barks]
- Hey.
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You watch yourself,
motherfucker.
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Because of this opportunity,
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our family's gonna be
taken care of forever.
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Who knows, next stop
could be space camp.
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- Who wants to go to space?
- [both] Me.
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- Who wants to pet this wolf?
- [growling]
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- [gasps]
- Hey.
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I'm a television star
and I own you.
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Whoo! Goddamn. Kenny Powers,
series regular on TV.
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Feels like the first day
of school out here, huh?
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Oh yeah.
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Everybody's inside the cafeteria
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wanted to know
what I'm gonna wear.
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What kind of crazy shit's
gonna come out of my mouth.
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They all know that I'm just
the wild card this show needs
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to nab that elusive demographic.
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That Hunger Games demo.
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That John Carter from Mars demo.
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Kenny, you skew
extremely young.
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Yeah, no shit.
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Now where we at
with them gift baskets?
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We locked and loaded?
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They're right here, dog.
Boom.
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Whoo. Looking good. Moose Munch.
Coffee macadamia toffee.
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- You know what the move is.
- What's the move?
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Put my motion picture personal
autobiographical screenplays
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into Guy Young's gift basket.
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That's how the Antwone Fisher
story was made.
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Autobiographical screenplay,
Kenny?
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When do I get to read it?
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Well, when I get the N.D. forms
filled out by my lawyer.
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Until then, you ain't
touching shit, dog.
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A'ight. I'll back off.
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I'll back off.
But soon. Hopefully.
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[claps] Enough of your
creative sensitivities.
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Let's give people some baskets.
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You smell like a horses ass.
I don't want to smell you.
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It's a professional environment.
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- I'll talk to her.
- Please, talk to her.
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- I will.
- [knock on door]
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A tisket, a tasket.
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I brought you a
motherfucking gift basket.
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- [laughter]
- Kenny P.
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- Oh, shit, is that for me?
- Yeah, that is for you.
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- Well, this is for you.
- Ah, shit.
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Great minds think alike.
What's up, my man?
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- Look at that, huh.
- All right.
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- Whoo.
- Oh, Harry and David.
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A top purveyor,
I like that a lot.
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Goddamn. Yeah,
I also included
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a copy of my new motion picture
screenplay I recently finished,
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450 pages of box office gold.
It's my life story, dude.
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Whoa. Kenny Powers
is a writer too, huh?
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Screenplayist.
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Who's this handsome pumpkin
right here?
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Is this your fuck buddy?
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I wish.
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What the fuck is this?
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That's a coupon book
for activities
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in and around the Charlotte
area. You're gonna like that.
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Grandfather Mountain, Carowinds.
A waterpark.
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My kids are gonna shit their
pants when they see this.
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I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna shit my pants
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looking at this
expensive-ass squirt bottle
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of Morrocan hair oil.
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That shit'll get you smelling
like an Egyptian cab driver.
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I'm sure it's very nice
and thank you, Kenny.
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Hey, you're welcome.
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I think this is gonna be
a wonderful union.
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Kenny Powers is just the thing
this show needs
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to get the ratings up.
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Well, I wouldn't worry
about that, Kenny.
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- The ratings are just fine.
- Yeah, I know.
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We'll just, you know,
focus on the four quadrant
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- target market, Nielsens.
- Kenny, the ratings are fine.
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Conrad, tell him,
the ratings are fine.
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- They're good.
- They'll be better, though.
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That would be...
Don't worry about that.
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You know what I mean?
Keep your mind on the prize.
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All right. I'll leave
the mathematics to you guys.
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I'll focus on the
"lights, camera, action."
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- Show-business.
- [Guy] Show-business. KP.
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[laughs]
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There's my smart boy.
Oh God, look at you.
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So handsome.
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Get on the ground! This is
a fucking home invasion!
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- Jesus.
- [laughing]
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- It's me.
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, word.
Wayne, you're graduating?
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No. He is getting his GED
actually, Kenny.
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[chuckling] You dumbass.
There's a ceremony for that?
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What's up, bro?
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What the hell are you
doing here, Kenny?
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Relax, guys.
I'm not here to terrorize.
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Just came by for a
friendly family visit.
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It's no mystery that over the
years our families have drifted.
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- Our families are strange.
- Estranged.
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That's what I'm saying,
Cassie, that we're str...
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You didn't say that.
You said "strange".
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- That's what I'm saying.
- No, you didn't.
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- Shit's not... No, I said...
- You said strange.
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Look, you know what I'm
getting at. We're not friends.
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- What do you want, Kenny?
- I wanna squish our beef.
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What I've done in the past
is of no merits here.
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The bottom line, I wanna
buy back your family's love
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with these fucking dope passes
to Congo Canyon Resort.
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- [chuckles]
- Congo Canyon?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not so fast, sticky fingers.
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What do you say, Dustin?
Let's put aside our differences.
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Take leaks in the lazy river.
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Take our shirts off and
slide down water slides.
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What do you say?
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Not interested.
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Dustin, I think Kenny
is trying to apologize...
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[Dustin] You stay out
of this, Cassie.
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Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Don't fight, OK?
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Look, I got my fame back.
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And I wanna share it
with my kinfolk.
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I'm ready to do it right
this time.
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All you do when you get famous
is act like a bigger asshole.
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- OK.
- Dustin, I'm a mature man.
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I have a wife and kids. I listen
to fucking Terry Gross now.
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Wait, wait. Don't tell me.
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Motherfucking
This American Life.
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No. You're the same
as you always were.
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First chance you get,
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you're gonna burn
all that to the ground.
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You don't know what I'm trying
to burn to the ground.
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You're just being nasty
and being a jerk.
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None of you motherfuckers
are gonna get tan
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and take your shirts off
with me.
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You're all gonna be dry.
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The only people
that get to get wet
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are people that are nice to me.
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Goodbye, you.
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[wolf howls]
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[dance music playing]
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- [robot] Let's dance, dog.- Yeah, dog.
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Check out Yul Brynner.
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I just bought his fucking ass
on Sky Mall.
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OK. It was a car last week
and now it's a robot.
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And this weekend you're taking
everybody to the water park.
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You know what? I think this
is just getting out of hand.
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I think we need to take it slow.
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We took it slow for five years,
April.
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And it fucking sucked.
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It was not that bad.
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It was terrible, April.
241
00:08:28,688 --> 00:08:30,792
Literally, I almost killed
myself 20 different times.
242
00:08:30,857 --> 00:08:33,055
I put a gun in my mouth and
almost pulled the trigger.
243
00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:34,727
I ain't going back to them days.
244
00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:36,063
OK, I can't take you
seriously right now
245
00:08:36,128 --> 00:08:37,294
because you're dancing
with a robot.
246
00:08:37,327 --> 00:08:39,429
- [Yul] Aw.- Oh, look. Now you've insulted him.
247
00:08:39,462 --> 00:08:40,796
How rude.
248
00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:43,833
Go about your journeys, Yul.
249
00:08:43,905 --> 00:08:45,338
[Yul] See ya.
250
00:08:45,371 --> 00:08:47,980
All I'm saying is that we've
been given an opportunity
251
00:08:48,014 --> 00:08:49,780
and I just don't want it
to change us.
252
00:08:49,812 --> 00:08:52,177
Man, you're spitting the same
shit Dustin was throwing at me.
253
00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:54,290
Talking about burning this
whole thing to the ground.
254
00:08:54,313 --> 00:08:56,018
Why the hell doesn't
anybody trust me?
255
00:08:56,051 --> 00:08:58,251
I just don't want us to rush
into anything, that's all.
256
00:08:58,284 --> 00:09:00,617
Rush into what? Buying our
family exotic robotics?
257
00:09:00,658 --> 00:09:03,284
Fucking treating our
loved ones and friends
258
00:09:03,317 --> 00:09:05,651
to a weekend at the water park?
259
00:09:05,684 --> 00:09:07,253
I mean, come on.
It's not that big of a deal.
260
00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:08,694
I mean,
unless of course you got
261
00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:10,727
some sort of weird issue
with slides.
262
00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,135
I don't got nothing
against slides, Kenny.
263
00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:14,703
Not even the ones
with the inner tubes?
264
00:09:14,736 --> 00:09:15,967
No. I love the ones
with inner tubes.
265
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,399
What about the ones
with the mats?
266
00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,936
Love the ones with mats.
267
00:09:20,009 --> 00:09:21,409
- Prove it.
- [laughing]
268
00:09:21,442 --> 00:09:26,342
Big tits go in there.
269
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:29,706
[Kenny] Fame for me has beena many headed Hydra.
270
00:09:29,747 --> 00:09:32,681
You cut off one headand it sprouts another.
271
00:09:32,714 --> 00:09:35,716
My baseball career was beheadedon a warm night in Texas
272
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,189
many years ago.
273
00:09:37,222 --> 00:09:43,989
So be it. A new headis sure to grow in it's place.
274
00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:45,718
Perhaps the headof a movie star.
275
00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:48,494
Or a race car driver.
276
00:09:48,527 --> 00:09:51,556
One head might beselfish and mean,
277
00:09:51,629 --> 00:09:53,362
but that doesn't meanthe next head to replace it
278
00:09:53,395 --> 00:09:58,837
can't still bethoughtful and nice.
279
00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:08,134
The Hydra has many heads.
280
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,774
[music playing]
281
00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:12,111
Look at my family,
so happy and joyous.
282
00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:14,972
They love me so much.
283
00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:18,309
I just hope I don't
let them down.
284
00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:20,518
Yeah. In Mexico
you just slide down
285
00:10:20,551 --> 00:10:21,684
the fucking garbage chute, huh?
286
00:10:21,718 --> 00:10:22,779
- Uh-huh.
- With a hose on it.
287
00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:24,080
Hey, Kenny. Thank you.
288
00:10:24,113 --> 00:10:25,216
- Thanks, Ken.
- On behalf of all of us.
289
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:27,082
- Thank you.
- Hey, no worries.
290
00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:28,588
I can't believe
your fancy TV job
291
00:10:28,621 --> 00:10:30,221
gives you free passes
to the water park.
292
00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,800
- That's so cute.
- [laughter]
293
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,728
Is it cute?
I wouldn't call it cute.
294
00:10:34,769 --> 00:10:36,535
I mean, cute's kinda
what I would use to describe
295
00:10:36,568 --> 00:10:38,031
like a cabbage patch kid.
296
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,871
I mean, I just figured
they'd give you season tickets
297
00:10:40,904 --> 00:10:43,606
to Panther games or something
a little more la-di-da.
298
00:10:43,639 --> 00:10:45,237
I don't really know what the
hell you're getting at
299
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,941
but, uh, I do get
those things too.
300
00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:48,541
- We do.
- This is just all I'm sharing
301
00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:50,182
with you guys.
The fucking entry level junk.
302
00:10:50,215 --> 00:10:52,213
- Ohh. Well, thank you.
- You're welcome.
303
00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:54,851
And also, don't try
to poke holes in my shit.
304
00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,179
[laughter]
305
00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:58,316
It's time to celebrate,
don't masturbate.
306
00:10:58,349 --> 00:11:00,050
Just celebrate,
don't masturbate.
307
00:11:00,083 --> 00:11:01,618
- [wooing]
- Shots all around.
308
00:11:01,651 --> 00:11:04,059
- Shots all around.
- Don't use limes.
309
00:11:04,092 --> 00:11:06,195
- Don't use limes.
- No training wheels.
310
00:11:06,228 --> 00:11:07,722
I would like to propose a toast
311
00:11:07,763 --> 00:11:09,329
- to old friends...
- Yes.
312
00:11:09,362 --> 00:11:10,728
- ...and new friends.
- Yes.
313
00:11:10,761 --> 00:11:13,357
Gene and Tel, you guys
are awesome. Awesome.
314
00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:15,398
But there's someone
even more awesome.
315
00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:17,902
The man who made this
all possible.
316
00:11:17,935 --> 00:11:20,300
The most generous,
selfless man.
317
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,569
- To TV's newest star,
- Whoo!
318
00:11:22,602 --> 00:11:23,697
- the love of my life,
- Oh yeah.
319
00:11:23,738 --> 00:11:28,673
- Mr. Kenny Powers.
- [cheering]
320
00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:31,541
[Kenny] Down the hatch.
321
00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:34,875
Let's remember to pace ourselves
today, boys and girls, OK?
322
00:11:34,908 --> 00:11:36,875
- Nah, fuck that shit.
- Well, what about the kids?
323
00:11:36,908 --> 00:11:38,442
You know, I just think I'm
getting a little wasted.
324
00:11:38,475 --> 00:11:40,474
That's like goddamn
ankle deep water.
325
00:11:40,507 --> 00:11:41,578
Ain't nobody drowning
in that shit.
326
00:11:41,611 --> 00:11:42,714
If one of them kids can drown,
327
00:11:42,747 --> 00:11:44,482
then they don't deserve
to be alive.
328
00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,146
This is a goddamn
Darwinism right here.
329
00:11:46,187 --> 00:11:47,650
- [laughing]
- Waiter!
330
00:11:47,683 --> 00:11:49,618
Another round
for me an my friends here.
331
00:11:49,651 --> 00:11:53,024
I'm waiting to see Tel dip
them balls in some whiskey.
332
00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:54,518
Motherfucker came here
in a Speedo.
333
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,221
[April] Surprise!
334
00:11:56,254 --> 00:12:12,326
[rock music]
335
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,074
Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
336
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,107
- Hey!
- Jaws.
337
00:12:44,140 --> 00:12:45,578
What the fuck, dude?
338
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:47,209
You got a big old nasty boner
in your pants.
339
00:12:47,242 --> 00:12:48,914
I know, why you trying to play?
340
00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:50,650
Man, Kenny, I remember
when I used to wait
341
00:12:50,683 --> 00:12:52,184
for the goddamn things
to go down.
342
00:12:52,217 --> 00:12:54,077
My dick is so fucked right now.
343
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:55,484
Well, have you tried
using drugs,
344
00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,316
like Cialis or Viagra
or some shit?
345
00:12:57,349 --> 00:12:59,190
I've used all the pills
and penis pumps.
346
00:12:59,223 --> 00:13:00,424
But it doesn't do anything.
347
00:13:00,457 --> 00:13:02,225
It just makes my dick
bright red, man.
348
00:13:02,258 --> 00:13:03,529
You need to see a doctor, dude.
349
00:13:03,562 --> 00:13:05,065
[Stevie] No, there's gotta be
some way, man.
350
00:13:05,098 --> 00:13:07,297
Do you know any other
magic spells or dick tricks?
351
00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,369
I mean, I guess the
only advice I could have
352
00:13:09,402 --> 00:13:11,197
is just maybe you should just
appreciate what you got.
353
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:12,598
Even if what you got is a woman
354
00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:13,952
that's built
like mashed potatoes.
355
00:13:13,968 --> 00:13:16,473
- Mashed potatoes?
- See to her needs, dog.
356
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,011
Tend to her.
Kiss, caress, attend.
357
00:13:19,044 --> 00:13:20,548
Kiss, caress, attend.
358
00:13:20,581 --> 00:13:22,052
You see where we're going here.
359
00:13:22,085 --> 00:13:23,716
I'm trying to isolate
your performance anxiety
360
00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:25,590
by focusing on her needs,
homey.
361
00:13:25,623 --> 00:13:28,056
You just gotta figure out how to
put some gravy on them taters.
362
00:13:28,097 --> 00:13:30,358
- Oh, some cum gravy.
- There you go.
363
00:13:30,431 --> 00:13:31,828
[both laugh]
364
00:13:31,861 --> 00:13:33,027
All right, here's the deal.
365
00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:34,991
I'm not paying for the
queso or the enchiladas.
366
00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:42,135
But we will pay
for the guacamole.
367
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:43,367
Sweep the leg.
368
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,040
Sweep slumdog's leg.
369
00:13:46,073 --> 00:13:48,009
- Ahh!
- Hey, hey!
370
00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:50,744
Ah, this is so much fun.
371
00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:54,174
Damn it, Brennan!
You're supposed to hold on.
372
00:13:54,207 --> 00:13:57,139
It's been like a little
while since I've done this
373
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:58,378
so you just like,
need to be easy.
374
00:13:58,412 --> 00:13:59,411
What is she doing?
375
00:13:59,444 --> 00:14:02,579
OK, go ahead.
Just be easy.
376
00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,082
Pull it up.
377
00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:07,354
April. Honey, this
is absolutely inappropriate.
378
00:14:07,387 --> 00:14:10,722
- Dix! How you doin', Dix?
- I'm not that great
379
00:14:10,756 --> 00:14:12,156
because our children
are right over there.
380
00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,525
Dix, I think you need
to do this with me.
381
00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:15,093
- I need you to grab a beer
- No, no thank you.
382
00:14:15,134 --> 00:14:17,027
and a boy and let's get
hammered together.
383
00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,066
No. You know what
I'm gonna grab?
384
00:14:18,099 --> 00:14:19,530
I'm gonna grab your husband.
385
00:14:19,595 --> 00:14:20,964
Ah, come on!
386
00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:22,533
Oh yeah!
387
00:14:22,574 --> 00:14:23,575
There you go, get him.
388
00:14:23,608 --> 00:14:26,678
Grab his Speedo.
Rip his swim cap off.
389
00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:29,410
Kenny. You better come
get your wife right now.
390
00:14:29,443 --> 00:14:30,704
- Why?
- She's drunk.
391
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:37,814
Time out. Time out.
392
00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:40,718
Goddamn.
She is getting fucked up.
393
00:14:40,751 --> 00:14:41,918
All right, you.
Get in here.
394
00:14:41,983 --> 00:14:42,982
I got a trash can down here
395
00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,222
in case you get sick, all right?
396
00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:45,918
- I gotta wash my hair.
- No, no, no, no, no.
397
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,021
- No, no.
- I gotta wash...
398
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,053
You wash it in the morning,
all right?
399
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,190
I got puke in it.
400
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:50,191
No, no. There's no puke in it.
401
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:51,360
I think it's just
sun tan lotion.
402
00:14:51,393 --> 00:14:52,962
Where the hell
are your shoes at?
403
00:14:52,995 --> 00:14:54,131
You wanna get under the covers?
404
00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:55,098
I wanna get under the covers.
405
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:56,201
Yeah, that's what I'm
saying, goddamn it.
406
00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:59,106
Get under these covers.
407
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:06,577
- There you go.
- [phone rings]
408
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:09,017
- Daddy, is Mom OK?
- Yeah, she's cool, man.
409
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:10,945
She's just pooped
from riding all those rides.
410
00:15:10,986 --> 00:15:13,320
- Y'all like movies?
- [both] Yeah!
411
00:15:13,353 --> 00:15:15,888
Yeah. How about
G.I. Joe: Retaliation?
412
00:15:15,921 --> 00:15:17,858
I didn't really appreciate it
the first time I saw it
413
00:15:17,891 --> 00:15:20,260
but upon multiple viewings
it holds up.
414
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,765
You guys watch it two,
three times? That cool?
415
00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,102
- OK.
- Yeah.
416
00:15:24,135 --> 00:15:25,966
Why don't you sing your mom
your goodnight song.
417
00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:28,871
[both singing]
Goodnight,goodnight, goodnight
418
00:15:28,904 --> 00:15:29,977
Whoo!
419
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,978
Goodnight,goodnight, goodnight
420
00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:33,977
Whoo!
421
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:34,945
I was trying to get
422
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:36,281
into my computer the other day
423
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:38,153
and I couldn't get in.
I was typing in "WakeForest",
424
00:15:38,186 --> 00:15:40,855
which is my password.
"WakeForest", denied. "WakeForest", denied.
425
00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:42,687
For a moment there you were
locked out of your own computer.
426
00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,151
I didn't know...
427
00:15:44,191 --> 00:15:45,790
It's a really bad feeling
when you lock yourself out.
428
00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:48,253
Finally, I realize,
when I set up the password,
429
00:15:48,294 --> 00:15:50,092
I used a dollar sign
instead of the "S".
430
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,126
- So, duh.
- Boom.
431
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,398
Jesus Christ, dude.
The women are sleeping upstairs,
432
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,732
Gene's putting us to sleep
down here. My God.
433
00:15:56,765 --> 00:15:58,932
- I like Gene's stories.
- You like Gene's stories.
434
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:00,637
Of course you do. Because
they're fucking boring, Tel.
435
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,438
- Just like you.
- [Stevie] Oh, snap.
436
00:16:02,471 --> 00:16:03,838
- [Tel] Come on.
- All right.
437
00:16:03,871 --> 00:16:04,942
Jesus Christ.
438
00:16:04,975 --> 00:16:06,742
You're not Kenny Powers,
are you?
439
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:08,110
Uh, yes, I am.
440
00:16:08,143 --> 00:16:09,863
Every day and night.
Are these shots for me?
441
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:10,878
- Yeah... Well, I thought...
- Thank you very much.
442
00:16:10,911 --> 00:16:13,088
- ...we could, uh...
- Mm.
443
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:15,554
- ...toss a few back.
- Mm.
444
00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:17,891
- All right.
- Boom. Gratitude.
445
00:16:17,924 --> 00:16:19,459
- Nice to meet you.
- Take care.
446
00:16:19,492 --> 00:16:22,466
- My name's Shawnsee.
- This is Jessie.
447
00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:24,697
Don't worry,
she's just my sister.
448
00:16:24,730 --> 00:16:27,999
Yeah. I saw you on TV
fighting that black dude
449
00:16:28,032 --> 00:16:30,071
and it fucking cracked me up.
450
00:16:30,104 --> 00:16:31,639
It's always nice to meet a fan,
of course.
451
00:16:31,672 --> 00:16:33,809
Oh shit. This is uncle Hal.
452
00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:36,715
He's fucking crazy, man.
He's just like you.
453
00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:38,714
I don't really see
the resemblance.
454
00:16:38,809 --> 00:16:40,713
My eyes aren't all fucking
vacant and hollow like his.
455
00:16:40,746 --> 00:16:42,346
- [Kenny chuckles]
- [inaudible]
456
00:16:42,387 --> 00:16:43,788
Why don't you hang out
with us, Kenny?
457
00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:46,326
You wanna take this party
upstairs?
458
00:16:46,359 --> 00:16:48,231
Actually, we were about
to head out.
459
00:16:48,264 --> 00:16:50,431
No, no. Ignore this
Taliban cleric over here.
460
00:16:50,464 --> 00:16:52,463
Let's take the party upstairs.
461
00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:53,664
[country music playing]
462
00:16:53,705 --> 00:16:55,266
Hey, is there a
different Wi-Fi password
463
00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:56,968
- on this floor of the hotel?
- Put that shit away.
464
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,608
- What's wrong with you, man?
- I'm trying to...
465
00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:02,375
Fuck. I just took a big old dump
and now I'm ready to party
466
00:17:02,408 --> 00:17:04,375
with Kenny Powers.
467
00:17:04,408 --> 00:17:07,014
- [giggles]
- Cocaine.
468
00:17:07,079 --> 00:17:08,911
- Whoa! Jesus. No thanks.
- [Kenny laughs]
469
00:17:08,952 --> 00:17:11,886
- I got a buzz from the beers.
- Whoa, whoa.
470
00:17:11,919 --> 00:17:13,718
- Hard drugs.
- Hard drugs?
471
00:17:13,751 --> 00:17:15,422
Your people make this shit,
right?
472
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:18,125
Look at you, all scared shitless
over a schedule 2 narcotic.
473
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:19,725
I'll show you fucking drugs.
474
00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:22,494
I'll show you exactly how to do
some motherfucking drugs.
475
00:17:22,527 --> 00:17:38,614
Eyebrow licking time.
476
00:17:49,591 --> 00:17:54,130
[in raspy voice] Gene and Tel.
The cocaine monster is here.
477
00:17:54,163 --> 00:17:55,730
What are you doing?
478
00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:59,371
[laughing] You motherfuckers...
479
00:17:59,404 --> 00:18:01,309
Come on, your turns
to do cocaine.
480
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:02,774
No. I'm not doing any coke, man.
481
00:18:02,808 --> 00:18:05,447
- Cause it's pretty late...
- Dudes, dudes. Sh-sh-sh-sh.
482
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,414
Just don't give me this shit
right now. Listen.
483
00:18:07,447 --> 00:18:10,749
We fucking are sharing some
important times in our lives.
484
00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,516
Let's fucking add
to the sensations.
485
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,918
- All right. Kenny, enough.
- Kenny, come on.
486
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,728
This was supposed to be about
the kids, all right?
487
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,159
We're not supposed to be up here
having this party.
488
00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:19,758
Gene, brother. Brother man.
Come on, dude.
489
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,859
I know your jokes
fucking suck...
490
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,253
- No, man.
- ...but win my respect.
491
00:18:23,259 --> 00:18:25,099
That's enough, OK?
We're gonna go to bed.
492
00:18:25,132 --> 00:18:27,564
- It's been...
- Tel, goddamn it. Do cocaine.
493
00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:29,100
- No.
- OK. I'm just kidding around.
494
00:18:29,133 --> 00:18:30,468
- But do cocaine.
- Kenny.
495
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:34,109
- Sleep well.
- [mocking] OK, Tel. I will.
496
00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,845
The fuck?
497
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:40,913
- [giggling]
- How's it going?
498
00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:42,480
- You guys.
- Jesus.
499
00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:45,415
Don't say a fucking word
about what you saw in there.
500
00:18:45,448 --> 00:18:48,247
- Do you hear me?
- Of course. I'm just tired.
501
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,487
Yeah, you're tired.
If you tell your fucking wives,
502
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,779
I swear to God I will tell them
that you slept with those women.
503
00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,187
Jesus, man.
504
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,282
I paid for all your
fucking families to be here.
505
00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:59,520
You said you got
those tickets from work.
506
00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:01,487
How dare you.
How dare you.
507
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,318
Tel, get him out of here.
I don't wanna see him.
508
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,561
Get him out of here. Go.
509
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,127
- Get!
- Let's go, let's go, Gene.
510
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:22,634
How dare you, Gene.
511
00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:26,536
Uh... I got good news.
512
00:19:26,577 --> 00:19:30,944
My sister wants to
suck your dick.
513
00:19:30,977 --> 00:19:34,584
- [Kenny] That's dope news.
- And also, your balls.
514
00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:36,414
She told me to tell you that.
515
00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:40,315
That's very flattering. She's
a pretty fucking gorgeous girl.
516
00:19:40,348 --> 00:19:43,149
But I'm married, homes.
Fucking locked down.
517
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:46,491
Fucking, my balls don't get
no attention anymore.
518
00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:48,417
Yeah.
519
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,319
What's wrong with you?
520
00:19:50,352 --> 00:19:58,066
Wanna go swimming?
521
00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,401
- [giggling]
- Come on, come on.
522
00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:00,736
Keep up, keep up.
523
00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:11,208
Sh-sh-sh-sh.
524
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:12,446
[wooing]
525
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:20,419
OK.
526
00:20:20,492 --> 00:20:25,793
Show 'em what you got.
527
00:20:25,826 --> 00:20:28,899
No lines at the water park.
528
00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:31,532
This is what I call
a wet dream.
529
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:35,301
Oh, take it off.
530
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:42,370
Don't fall. I think that
my face is too...
531
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:45,135
This water's really warm.
532
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:47,134
Oh my God, my nipples are hard.
533
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,671
- [laughs]
- We've been partying
534
00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:50,704
- like wild, right?
- Yeah.
535
00:20:50,745 --> 00:20:52,377
Your brother's pretty
fucking crazy, too.
536
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,283
- We're twins.
- [laughs] Yeah,
537
00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:56,616
- you said as much.
- I know.
538
00:20:56,649 --> 00:20:58,916
He was talking some pretty
crazy shit up there about you.
539
00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:00,780
Oh, my God.
Like what was he saying?
540
00:21:00,813 --> 00:21:03,851
All kinds of shit. Fucking
spilling the beans on your ass.
541
00:21:03,884 --> 00:21:06,083
[laughs] Beans?
Like what kind of beans?
542
00:21:06,116 --> 00:21:07,450
Like in a salad or what?
543
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:10,119
No, not beans in a salad.
Just stuff you've been saying.
544
00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:12,189
What I been saying?
545
00:21:12,222 --> 00:21:14,987
I don't know. You tell me
what you told him to tell me.
546
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:17,658
[laughs] You wanna hear?
547
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:20,718
- Yeah.
- I'll tell you.
548
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:24,453
In my room. Room 289.
549
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,322
- [giggles]
- Yeah?
550
00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:32,962
Yeah.
551
00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:36,359
[exhales] Oh, Jessie.
552
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,229
Sweet, young...
553
00:21:39,294 --> 00:21:42,764
full of promise and potential.
554
00:21:42,797 --> 00:21:44,358
You know I really do
appreciate the fact
555
00:21:44,365 --> 00:21:48,704
that you're drawn to me
and what, I do.
556
00:21:48,735 --> 00:21:50,796
But no.
557
00:21:50,837 --> 00:21:54,340
I can't come up
to your hotel room.
558
00:21:54,373 --> 00:21:56,740
I've been given
a second chance at fame.
559
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,738
I got people depending on me.
560
00:21:58,771 --> 00:22:01,935
Got a wife, kids, family.
561
00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:04,375
[sighs]
562
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:08,446
I can't abuse this second chance
I've been granted.
563
00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,414
They're will be
no dick sucks tonight.
564
00:22:10,447 --> 00:22:12,444
Like, I can't lick it
or whatever?
565
00:22:12,477 --> 00:22:15,314
No. Just...
566
00:22:15,347 --> 00:22:20,050
My dick can't ever be
in your mouth ever, OK?
567
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:21,783
I... OK.
568
00:22:21,816 --> 00:22:22,854
- So...
- It's for the best...
569
00:22:22,887 --> 00:22:24,286
- Oh, so...
- No, you go ahead.
570
00:22:24,319 --> 00:22:25,222
- No, no. I'm sorry.
- What were you gonna say?
571
00:22:25,255 --> 00:22:26,590
No, you go ahead.
What were you gonna say?
572
00:22:26,623 --> 00:22:28,663
I was just gonna say
it's warm in here so it's nice.
573
00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:30,326
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no. It is warm, I know.
574
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,495
For a second, like,
I was thinking it was cold.
575
00:22:31,528 --> 00:22:32,926
But no, it is warm.
576
00:22:32,959 --> 00:22:34,693
- It's late, yeah?
- Yeah.
577
00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:36,332
It's so pretty.
578
00:22:36,366 --> 00:22:40,436
What do you think
the other guys are doing?
579
00:22:40,469 --> 00:22:42,867
And I don't even think that
cocaine did that much to me.
580
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,569
It's just like I'm inside
of a rainbow right now.
581
00:22:45,602 --> 00:22:47,438
On one hand, I feel like
I'm talking too much.
582
00:22:47,472 --> 00:22:49,772
On the other hand, I don't
feel like I'm talking enough.
583
00:22:49,805 --> 00:22:52,939
Like I have more to...
Ohh. Oh, it feels so good.
584
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,452
- Security! Get out of the pool.
- Oh!
585
00:22:54,476 --> 00:22:57,738
- Kenny, it's the cops!
- Oh, shit!
586
00:22:57,779 --> 00:22:59,546
It's the cops.
587
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:15,679
Come on, goddamn it. Shit.
588
00:23:28,787 --> 00:23:35,391
[sighs]
589
00:23:35,424 --> 00:23:45,105
[Stevie whispering]
Kiss, caress, attend.
590
00:23:45,138 --> 00:23:49,639
- Kiss, caress, attend.
- Harder.
591
00:23:49,672 --> 00:23:54,045
- ...caress, attend.
- Harder.
592
00:23:54,078 --> 00:24:01,544
[whimpers]
593
00:24:01,577 --> 00:24:02,943
What is it, Stevie?
594
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:05,077
It's not you, it's me, OK?
595
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,452
I did coke tonight.
I've coked it.
596
00:24:07,485 --> 00:24:09,918
I did tons and tons of coke.
597
00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,222
[sighs]
598
00:24:11,255 --> 00:24:14,489
[sighs]
599
00:24:14,522 --> 00:24:23,193
Fuck me.
600
00:24:23,226 --> 00:24:39,340
Dear God, should I go
get my dick sucked?
601
00:24:46,846 --> 00:24:56,384
[whispering] Jessie.
602
00:24:56,417 --> 00:25:00,154
- Hey.
- Hi.
603
00:25:00,195 --> 00:25:01,529
Congratulations.
604
00:25:01,562 --> 00:25:03,390
[chuckles] What?
605
00:25:03,423 --> 00:25:05,723
I decided to take you up on
one of those sweet cock sucks
606
00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:06,995
you were talking about
from earlier.
607
00:25:07,028 --> 00:25:09,293
Oh.
608
00:25:09,326 --> 00:25:13,165
No, honey. No.
You were right.
609
00:25:13,198 --> 00:25:16,171
You have a family. We can't.
It's too messed up.
610
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:18,910
You don't have to worry
about that, it's fine.
611
00:25:18,943 --> 00:25:21,778
[both chuckle]
612
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,744
No, I'm sorry.
613
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:26,350
Goodnight.
614
00:25:26,384 --> 00:25:42,501
Goodnight.
615
00:26:01,931 --> 00:26:03,897
- Is it time to get up?
- No, no, no, no.
616
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,296
[whispering]
The kids are still asleep.
617
00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:11,999
Listen, I got to admit it.
That you were right.
618
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:16,670
I needed this.
We needed this.
619
00:26:16,703 --> 00:26:21,678
Thank you so much
for making me realize it.
620
00:26:21,712 --> 00:26:25,721
Because I had a fucking blast.
621
00:26:25,754 --> 00:26:28,751
Yeah. Well, I told you
that this would be awesome.
622
00:26:28,784 --> 00:26:32,054
So, yeah.
It's a great time.
623
00:26:32,087 --> 00:26:34,591
OK. So now you can be
really honest with me.
624
00:26:34,624 --> 00:26:36,328
How bad did I embarrass myself?
625
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:37,895
- Ah, come on.
- Come on.
626
00:26:37,928 --> 00:26:39,966
- You can tell the truth.
- No, no. You were fine.
627
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,160
Seriously, don't get
in your head about it.
628
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,905
Nothing bad happened.
Nothing at all.
629
00:26:50,070 --> 00:27:00,770
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