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Whoo!
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Hey, beautiful!
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Are you talking to me?
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No, I'm talking to your friend,
uh, Jon Lovitz over here.
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Fuck, yes, I'm talking to you.
What's happening?
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Asshole.
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Oh, come on, don't call me an asshole.
They sell sunscreen to everybody.
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I got a question for
you. And that is...
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Why am I so damn hot in here?
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Yeah, what you know
about money, girl?
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What you know
about money, girl?
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We should go.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay, ladies, let me just
break it down for you, okay?
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Before you make yourselves
look any stupider.
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I'm a closing pitcher
for Texas, girl.
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And I close in more ways,
than just on the mound.
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Well, that's good news,
cause I don't date athletes.
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Oh, not yet you don't.
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Right? First time
for everything, huh?
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Go on. Go, go.
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Hey, hey, slow down.
Wait up. Look, hey, uh...
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I'm drunk, okay, and I'm, uh...
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I was, I was acting like a jerk, and
that's, that's not me. I mean...
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I mean, it is me, I'm a baseball player,
but I'm not a dumb jock, and I...
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Look, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said that stuff.
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I was rely nervous, and...
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It's because...
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I like you.
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Okay?
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Oh my God! Shit.
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Aw, aw...
Oh, shit, no, no.
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Somebody call an ambulance.
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What are we gonna do? We
got playoffs, B. Playoffs!
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I'm fine...
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Hey, you. It's kinda quiet without,
uh, little dude here. Huh?
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It's fucking awesome.
Finally shit's back to normal.
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I'm once again a single
thick-dick swinging bachelor,
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no dumb baggage to
fucking carry me down.
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Thank you, Christ, for allowing
all this awesome stuff to happen.
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Hey, Kenny, you know,
I was thinking...
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If you want, Maria and I
could do some redecorating.
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Maybe swap out some of these hot
babes for some new hot babes.
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That way when Toby comes back to visit,
he's got some new shit to get baby hard to.
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I wouldn't hold
your breath on that.
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The kid's gone.
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The sooner we accept
that, the better we'll be.
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As soon as we get this nursery
changed back into my dojo,
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I can get my shit
fucking ripped again.
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Okay, aye, aye, Captain.
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What the fuck is that?
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Fuck.
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Holy shit.
It's Spurgen, the hermit crab.
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He lives in a fucking bowl?
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He must be getting
high as fuck!
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Goddamnit. Now I gotta figure out
what to do with this dumb thing.
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If I were you, I would smash the
fuck out of that crab with a hammer.
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No.
No, no. We...
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This is Toby's favorite
pet. He probably misses him.
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Maria, feed this fucking crab.
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Okay.
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- Love you!
- Love you, too.
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Seems like you guys
are happy again.
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Mmm-hmm, this
is awesome!
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Awesome.
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Peek-a-boo. Just kidding.
Psyche your mind, it's me.
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You wanted to see me?
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What do
you want to do?
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Offer your franchise star player
a blowjob, slash, hand job...
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For saving your stinky ass.
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Star player...
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That's exactly what I
wanted talk to you about.
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You are no longer
the star player of the Mermen.
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Come on, man. What the fuck
are you talking about, dude?
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After I just saved your
asses at the game...
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You don't even play
for the team anymore.
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What the fuck are
you talking about?
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Because you're
playing for Texas.
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What?
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You're getting
called up, Kenny.
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You gotta be shitting me.
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I mean, finally, motherfuckers.
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I knew this was gonna happen.
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I just can't believe it took these
dudes this long to figure it out.
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Jesus Christ.
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Their closer got
hit by a truck.
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Now that Ivan fucking sucks,
I'm the logical choice. Ha.
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I've been wanting to kick your old, worthless
ass off my team for such a long time.
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Well, I look forward to never seeing
your wrinkly fucking face again, either.
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Fuck you, you
fat, fucking honky.
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And fuck you too,
you black dick licker.
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You shit's licker!
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Fuck you!
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Oh, fuck you and your Mama too!
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I hope you get AIDS.
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Bye, bye, motherfucker!
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These vessels follow the same
course as your harmonious arteries.
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But they return the blood
into two different systems...
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Everybody be cool, this
isn't a school shooting!
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It's something
far more fantastic.
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Sir?
Sir, yourself.
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Where's Andrea?
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You can't keep storming into my classrooms.
We're broken up.
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What? No, no, no, no.
That breakup wasn't real.
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Sure, You betrayed me and my party,
but that breakup was spoken in anger.
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And, I'm sorry for
that. It didn't count.
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It didn't?
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No, this is the
breakup that counts.
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You're an asshole.
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Easy, let's not
get bitter, okay?
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I know a lot of you guys
are looking at me and saying,
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"Hey, there's a dude who
is exactly my same age."
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Well, truth be told. I'm
a grown-up, real person.
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Sure your bodies might be tight.
You might like to have sex in amazing,
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cool, intricate positions.
But besides that shit...
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all don't have a fucking clue.
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The shit y'all are doing. The fucking Facebook
shit, the Internets, the fucking DVDS.
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That's all bullshit.
Your shit isn't real.
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But from where I'm standing, a full
grown man, who has achieved his dreams.
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Yeah, that's right. I'm
going back to the majors.
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My shit is about
as real as it gets.
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And besides, I can
out-party, out-drink,
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and out-fuck,
each of you.
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Youth can suck my dick.
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So unless you have anything to add.
Then consider this relationship over.
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Have a nice life.
I'll never forget you.
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And I know you won't forget me.
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Cause I popped that cherry.
That's right, I tore it out for all you young guys.
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Saying good-bye to
you, is gonna hurt.
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I ripped up a lot of fucking awesome
waves on this boogie board.
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Basically owned
this goddamn beach.
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Adios, friend.
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We had a good time
here in Myrtle.
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But, now it is time to say
goodbye to your glorious shores.
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So crazy that this is the end.
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It's not a bad thing, though, Stevie.
Don't be all sad and fucking melancholy. It's...
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Maria, you must be pretty
happy though, huh?
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Texas has a fucking weather
climate very similar to Mexico...
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Except it doesn't stink like
fucking buttholes and donkeys.
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Hey, don't think I just didn't catch that
fucking non-verbal loaded exchange, there.
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Permission to speak
freely, Kenny?
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Permission granted.
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You know how you
always say we're like...
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Astronauts, or lead guitarists,
and we're not cut out for family.
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I said that about
myself, but continue.
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Okay, well. I'm just
starting to think like...
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Maybe I am one of those pussies
that does like family.
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What the hell are
you saying, Stevie?
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Kenny, Maria is pregnant.
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How can you tell, man?
I mean, she always looks like she's pregnant.
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She pissed on one of those sticks.
I held it under her pussy myself. It's legit, man.
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Well, what the fuck, dude? We're gonna have
to go and investigate some options, now.
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Maybe an abortion clinic, dude.
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The last thing we need in Texas, is
another goddamn baby dragging us down.
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Did you not learn anything
from our time from Toby?
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Kenny. That's what I wanted
to talk to you about...
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We're not going
to Texas with you.
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We're going to stay here and we're gonna
build a life together, in Myrtle.
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Stevie, have you
thought this through?
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I mean, you're really
willing to forgo...
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All the status that'll come
with being my associate?
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Give up your possible
fucking co-starring role,
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in the reality series
I'm developing? Huh?
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Yes.
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What? You're, you're
thinking about it?
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I've thought about it.
Kenny, we're staying in Myrtle.
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Well, I suppose if you're gonna
do that, you're gonna need this.
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What is this?
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It's the keys to
the Panty Dropper.
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If you're gonna stay in
Myrtle, and become a man,
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then you're sure as hell, gonna need
a man's water recreational vehicle.
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I don't know
what to say.
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I do. Steven
Bernard Janowski.
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You are hereby relieved of
your duties as my assistant.
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You have served
me well, hombre.
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And I give you the right to name your
child after me. Regardless of gender.
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Gracias.
For real?
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For reals, dog.
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Come here, you two.
Come here. Come here.
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It's a special moment, guys.
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Kenny. I wasn't expecting
to see you again.
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Yeah, well, surprise, surprise.
How's it feel to have your mind blown?
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I'm moving to Texas. Got
called up to the Majors, so...
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Gonna go live a life of being
much richer and famouser.
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So you really got called up?
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Yup. I put in the hard work,
and did all the shit, and...
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I beat this Russian.
And I earned my spot.
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Congratulations.
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I just stopped by
actually because...
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I found something that I think
Toby's probably gonna want.
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A marijuana pipe?
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Well, technically I use
this pipe to smoke DMT.
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But, now it's the
home to Spurgen.
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His hermit crab.
It's a pet.
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Is it cool if I enter your domicile
to return to him his property?
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Come on in.
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Hey... What's up,
you little jerk?
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l got something for ya.
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It's Spurgen. It's your pet
hermit crab. You remember him?
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Also wanted to have a man-to-man
talk with you, if that was cool.
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Due to some recent events...
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I don't think I'm going to be
able to be around you, as...
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As much as I have been
in the past few weeks.
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I've got an incredible
job opportunity.
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That is going to force me to relocate
to a much dryer, more arid climate.
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But I hope that you know
that, while I'm gone...
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All the wealth that I will acquire.
All the fame, and fortunes...
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And all the women
that I will bed.
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I will be doing all that stuff,
so that you'll be proud of me.
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So that you can be
proud of your dad.
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Kenny...
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Just wanna thank
you for coming by.
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When you left me...
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When we were gonna go
to Tampa. It hurt a lot.
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And I know when I left
you, it hurt you too.
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And I just wanna
say, I'm sorry.
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I didn't just come
back for Toby.
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I mean, I did, but I also
came back for you, too.
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Well, your timing kinda sucks.
I'm getting ready to move to Texas and shit.
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Right.
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Not gonna really...
Not gonna be around.
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I'm gonna go.
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See ya, Toby.
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Adios, April.
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How you doing, Kenny?
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Yeah, I'm doing good.
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Well, there's no
time for a pep talk.
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But, I would like to take a knee
here with you and, say a prayer.
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Will you pray with me?
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To, to Jesus?
Yes, sir.
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Okay, yeah.
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Dear Jesus, we come
to you with gratitude...
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On this evening, with thanks
for shepherding this man,
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Kenny Powers, to a
personal victory.
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The fact that we sit here, now,
with you Lord, in this clubhouse.
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Is proof that Kenneth
Powers has successfully...
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Sucked his dream's dick, Lord.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Thank you, Jesus, for that.
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Kenny sucked, and he stroked.
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Kenny learned how to breathe
through his nose while doin' it.
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Kenny found a free finger
to touch ass along the way.
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And that took commitment, Lord.
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But, you, and I, and Kenneth know
that there is much more to come.
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The finish
line, Jesus.
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Hallelujah!
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Give him strength of fist
to stay among the stroke.
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That you relax his throat, to, to
embrace this bulging opportunity.
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Give me strength,
fucking Jesus.
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Give him his strength,
Lord Jesus.
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Endless strength,
fucking Jesus.
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He's gonna bring the
fortified ejaculation.
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Mmm!
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Tonight, for the first time, in his own
public demonstration in front of you!
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And the world, Jesus.
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Super chill, Jesus Christ.
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It's cum time.
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And it's up to you, Kenny.
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Spit
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or swallow?
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You know the answer...
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Thank you,
Jesus. Amen.
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Fuck yeah,
Jesus. Amen.
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Take it down.
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Kenny! Kenny!
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All right, baby, one's the fucking
fastball, two's the curve ball.
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You got it. Let's
do it. Let's go.
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Strike!
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That was the moment
I realized I had finally achieved...
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Everything I worked
so hard for.
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Despite the countless obstacles and
adversities I faced along the way.
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It was that exact moment, when I
looked into that batter's eyes...
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And I saw stone cold,
child-like fear.
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For the first time in so many moons,
I felt I was in total control.
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I held my own destiny in my hands,
as sure as I held that baseball.
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My future, everything, comes
down to one final pitch.
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What the fuck? What
the fuck, Kenny?
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Where the fuck are you going?
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Home, motherfucker.
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I'm in a fucking
Cameron Crowe movie!
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Whoo!
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Holy shit!
Holy shit!
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Whoo! Fuck me!
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Whoo, they gonna be pissed.
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One of baseball's greats, Kenny Powers,
has perished in a horrific car accident.
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A pitching phenomenon
and a controversial figure...
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The moments
directly following a comeback,
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are hands fucking down
the sweetest part.
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When everybody you've ever known, the whole
world in fact, celebrates your success.
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Everyone gets some.
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The little people who acted as stepping
stones on your path to success...
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They can brag to their children
about how they aided you.
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Even if it was only in some
stupid, insignificant way.
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Even the enemies you've
made along the way...
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They have to begrudge the fact that
you've shoved their jealousness,
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lack of faith, and spite...
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Right back in their
fucking hater faces.
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But I imagine it's probably sweetest
for those that truly believed in you.
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Those that stood by you
through the good times...
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And the not so good times.
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Standing by a champion
is a feat unto itself.
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I mean, it's not as much work
as actually doing the comeback,
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but it still should
count for something.
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I hope this inspirational novel story
helps to give you inspiration,
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in your attempts to stop being
a regular, normal person.
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And to start being
a champion instead.
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Dreams and riches do come
true for some people.
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Take it from me,
Kenny Powers. I'm out.
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The end...of the book.
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I cannot find my phone.
I think I left in my purse.
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Big Cannons.
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What in the fuck?
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I'm alive.
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I... I can
see that.
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The news said...
I know what the news said.
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I'm sorry.
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I would've been here sooner, but
I had to get my truck back.
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Kenny, what is going on?
Your hair is bleached.
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I know, it's to conceal
me. Now, just calm down.
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Hear what I have to say.
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When I came back from Mexico
I made you a promise...
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That I would do whatever it
takes, to make this thing work.
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And I failed you
on that promise.
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I was hypnotized by my vast
fame and my immense power.
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My incredible ego had
gotten the better of me.
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I used to think that the only
way to live was by winning...
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And now I realize that,
sometimes, losing is cool too.
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How do you mean?
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Well, like, having a family.
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00:26:01,012 --> 00:26:03,080
I mean, not that having
a family is losing.
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I mean, it's winning, kind
of, but you know what...
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The bottom line, I want to
be there for you, April.
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00:26:11,123 --> 00:26:15,494
I want to be there for Toby.
I want to be there for our fucking family.
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00:26:16,996 --> 00:26:20,165
Kenny, everybody
thinks you're dead.
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I know. This was
the only way.
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00:26:23,304 --> 00:26:25,605
The press would have
never left us alone.
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00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,308
Really?
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00:26:27,342 --> 00:26:29,710
Mmm-hmm.
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00:26:29,744 --> 00:26:32,447
You couldn't have just stayed in the majors
and me and Toby could have come with you?
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00:26:36,051 --> 00:26:39,553
Uh-uh. Just... No,
I don't think that...
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I don't think that
would've worked.
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I'm pretty sure this is the
right choice for our family.
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Come inside, you
son of a bitch.
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