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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:10,745 --> 00:00:13,211 This is fucking epic. 3 00:00:13,245 --> 00:00:18,280 I never thought I'd be in Myrtle Beach with Kenny Fucking Powers. 4 00:00:18,314 --> 00:00:22,016 Oh... 5 00:00:24,020 --> 00:00:26,755 Oh, uh, why don't... Hey, why don't you help unpack the boxes? 6 00:00:26,789 --> 00:00:28,790 I'm gonna go look for Kenny, okay? 7 00:00:28,825 --> 00:00:31,959 Okay. Okay. Love you. Love you. 8 00:00:35,563 --> 00:00:37,297 Whoa! 9 00:00:43,534 --> 00:00:47,035 Kenny! I fuckin' made it! 10 00:00:47,069 --> 00:00:48,503 You shredded! 11 00:00:48,537 --> 00:00:51,804 Surf's motherfuckin' up, nigga! 12 00:00:51,838 --> 00:00:53,371 Let's take it down a notch, Stevie. 13 00:00:53,406 --> 00:00:55,539 There's lots of pussy at the beach! 14 00:00:55,573 --> 00:00:57,275 Yeah, dawg, that's how I do. 15 00:00:57,309 --> 00:00:58,743 Excuse me. 16 00:00:58,777 --> 00:01:01,211 Yeah. I fuckin' made it, dude. 17 00:01:01,245 --> 00:01:03,213 Hey, will you hit me with my towel real quick? 18 00:01:05,516 --> 00:01:06,950 Oh, hello, sir. 19 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,351 Yep. I put Toby in that hole, so no one would try to kidnap him. 20 00:01:09,385 --> 00:01:10,552 That's smart. 21 00:01:10,587 --> 00:01:12,420 Parenting skills. 22 00:01:12,454 --> 00:01:15,256 I don't know if, uh, you've been working out or what, but your body's lookin' good! 23 00:01:15,290 --> 00:01:17,057 Yeah, it is. It's these waves, dawg. 24 00:01:17,091 --> 00:01:18,724 It tightens everything up in the core. 25 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,893 Oh, nice, man. You see me fuckin' dominate that wave there, Powers! 26 00:01:22,928 --> 00:01:24,660 Straight owning it, Shane! Uh, you know it! 27 00:01:24,695 --> 00:01:26,195 Top Gun, dawg, I'm Tom Cruise. That's right... 28 00:01:26,229 --> 00:01:28,363 I'm Tom Cruise... Who's, who's this...person? 29 00:01:28,398 --> 00:01:30,964 Who am I? Well, I'm the guy who's about to whip your ass 30 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:32,932 for gettin' my truck shot with a cannonball, motherfucker... 31 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:35,767 Uh-oh, oh, oh, oh! - Oh... 32 00:01:35,802 --> 00:01:38,001 - Oh! Oh-ho! He boned you! - We got, we got... 33 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:39,470 Uh, I'm just fuckin' with you, man. 34 00:01:39,504 --> 00:01:40,738 This is Shane. That's right. 35 00:01:40,772 --> 00:01:42,205 He's my best friend. Yeah. 36 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:43,807 - Best friends? Really? - Yeah. 37 00:01:43,841 --> 00:01:45,008 It's really good meetin' ya. 38 00:01:45,043 --> 00:01:46,375 Oh! 39 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:47,743 Burned him twice! Twice! 40 00:01:50,413 --> 00:01:51,914 He's at the beach, motherfucker! 41 00:01:51,948 --> 00:01:54,248 Whoo-hoo-hoo! - He's in the ocean! 42 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,154 I'm gonna need you two to hit the ground running, okay? 43 00:02:02,188 --> 00:02:05,357 We're gonna have to unfortunately convert the dojo into Toby's room. 44 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:07,658 I'm gonna need you to baby-proof this bitch up, 45 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:09,727 stash all the weapons, make it kid-friendly. 46 00:02:09,761 --> 00:02:13,262 You two will use my computer research lab as your sleeping chambers. 47 00:02:13,297 --> 00:02:14,696 There a bed for each of you. 48 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:17,165 Separate beds. Got it. 49 00:02:17,199 --> 00:02:19,033 So, my bedroom is at the end of the hall. 50 00:02:19,067 --> 00:02:20,668 But that is strictly off-limits, all right? 51 00:02:20,702 --> 00:02:22,303 In fact, I think I need you to go get a deadbolt. 52 00:02:22,337 --> 00:02:24,170 Because I'm gonna lock that shit up. Are we clear? 53 00:02:24,205 --> 00:02:27,573 Yes, crystal clear. Um, and now, uh... 54 00:02:27,608 --> 00:02:30,476 Um... No, never... 55 00:02:30,511 --> 00:02:32,444 What the fuck are you two whispering about? 56 00:02:32,478 --> 00:02:37,247 Okay. In order to avoid some of the behavioral issues that have occurred in the past... 57 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:42,751 Uh, Maria thought it would be a good idea if I lay down some ground rules. 58 00:02:42,786 --> 00:02:44,152 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me! 59 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:46,487 No, I'm, I'm not kidding, uh... 60 00:02:46,521 --> 00:02:49,255 "Rules for new relationship with Kenny Powers." 61 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:51,491 Hmm! "It is important... 62 00:02:51,525 --> 00:02:56,061 "For us to share a mutual respect for one another." Hmm... 63 00:02:56,095 --> 00:02:59,330 "It's not healthy for me to put you on a pedestal. 64 00:02:59,364 --> 00:03:01,030 "Or put you above me. 65 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:04,834 "Or think about how a world without you... 66 00:03:04,869 --> 00:03:08,204 "Wouldn't even be a world worth living in." 67 00:03:08,238 --> 00:03:09,605 What, are you about to cry? 68 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:11,140 No. No, no, no, no. 69 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:13,075 Okay... 70 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,610 "I will also no longer... 71 00:03:14,644 --> 00:03:18,879 "I will also no longer be able to loan you large sums of money." 72 00:03:18,914 --> 00:03:21,248 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about in case of emergency? 73 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:22,482 No. No, no, no, no. 74 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:24,651 Well, in the case of an...emergency? Stevie, no. 75 00:03:24,686 --> 00:03:27,453 Like, what if I was at a store and I found a hot-ass, fuckin' shirt I was gonna wear? 76 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:31,123 I think that might qualify, because you'd probably look good as hell in that shirt. 77 00:03:31,157 --> 00:03:32,558 Hmm, Maria. 78 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:38,430 And finally, "We must, by law, have the... 79 00:03:38,464 --> 00:03:45,000 "Most coolest and amazing shit, awesome time in Myrtle fucking Beach." 80 00:03:45,035 --> 00:03:48,936 "And party like the fuck!" 81 00:03:48,971 --> 00:03:51,672 "Sincerely, Stevie Janowski." 82 00:03:51,706 --> 00:03:54,642 Hmm. All right. Well... 83 00:03:54,676 --> 00:03:57,944 There are a shit ton of fun things to do in Myrtle Beach, that's for sure. 84 00:03:57,979 --> 00:04:00,079 Let's not forget about Toby, okay? 85 00:04:00,113 --> 00:04:02,014 I mean, you guys are parents now. 86 00:04:02,048 --> 00:04:04,916 And with parenthood, comes certain sacrifices. 87 00:04:04,951 --> 00:04:07,886 A white baby needs care, basically, 24/7. 88 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,320 Got it! 89 00:04:09,354 --> 00:04:12,323 Uh, he a very handsome baby. Daddy. 90 00:04:12,356 --> 00:04:14,591 Oh, yeah, he is a handsome baby. 91 00:04:14,625 --> 00:04:17,259 Look who's stringing together sentences, huh? Miss Rules over here. 92 00:04:17,294 --> 00:04:20,663 I got a pretty fuckin' dope life here in Myrtle Beach. 93 00:04:20,697 --> 00:04:25,064 I'm not gonna let some handsome, hot-as-fuck, little child ruin it. 94 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:28,801 You got that, Toby? Look how cute he is. I fuckin' hate him. 95 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:32,137 The Feeling of Winning Big Time, Dude. 96 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:34,372 Once upon a time, I believed in destiny. 97 00:04:34,406 --> 00:04:38,175 But now I say F that B. Everything I have in this life, I earn myself. 98 00:04:38,209 --> 00:04:40,211 There's no cosmic luck deciding shit for us. 99 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:43,680 My wealth, my fame, my World Series pennant, I earned myself. 100 00:04:43,715 --> 00:04:46,049 The one thing I didn't earn myself was when I caught crabs. 101 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,118 I think I got those from sleeping at a Red Roof Inn. 102 00:04:48,152 --> 00:04:49,953 I'm like, "I ain't got no cash, though." 103 00:04:49,987 --> 00:04:52,555 She goes, "Well, how about you let me give you a hand job, and it'll be on me." 104 00:04:52,589 --> 00:04:54,290 I was like, "Yes, ma'am." Hmm. Oh...nice! 105 00:04:54,325 --> 00:04:56,424 Celebrity! Celebrity. Yeah. Celebrity. 106 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:58,993 What the fuck are you Satan worshippers lookin' at over here? 107 00:04:59,027 --> 00:05:00,728 Texas is here, man. 108 00:05:00,762 --> 00:05:03,129 Six-foot-three, 215 pounds... 109 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:04,697 Texas. 110 00:05:04,731 --> 00:05:06,466 The son of a bitch has barely got peach fuzz over his pecker. 111 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:08,467 Nobody else knows about him. 112 00:05:08,501 --> 00:05:11,103 And he ain't got nowhere else to play. Something's in his DNA... 113 00:05:11,137 --> 00:05:13,471 A little help with the ball, please? 114 00:05:14,372 --> 00:05:15,839 It's me. Who's that? 115 00:05:15,873 --> 00:05:17,540 Just kidding. Psyche your mind. 116 00:05:17,575 --> 00:05:18,909 Psyche your mind again, it's me. 117 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:21,477 Oh, it ain't "La Flame Fucking Blanca." 118 00:05:21,511 --> 00:05:23,179 Yeah! 119 00:05:23,214 --> 00:05:24,680 Straight up from the Southside. Que pasa, Kenny Powers? 120 00:05:24,714 --> 00:05:25,848 How you doin', golden boy? 121 00:05:25,882 --> 00:05:27,249 I'm just golden, baby, you said the word. 122 00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:28,750 Mmm-hmm. Meanwhile, you're down here... 123 00:05:28,784 --> 00:05:31,719 Squirtin' fire like a dragon's pussy. Ha! 124 00:05:31,754 --> 00:05:34,254 You bet your ass I am. Don't you think Te-xas... 125 00:05:34,289 --> 00:05:36,522 Ain't nibbling at your huevos, either, hoss. 126 00:05:36,557 --> 00:05:38,058 I can feel 'em. I fuckin' come home sometimes, 127 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:40,159 and feel like maybe one of 'em had a little bite out of it. 128 00:05:40,194 --> 00:05:41,460 You know who it is. 129 00:05:41,494 --> 00:05:44,995 That's you, takin' a bite! 130 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:46,930 That's right. How you doin', Roy? You been good? 131 00:05:46,965 --> 00:05:48,699 I'm sorry, what's your name? Shane. 132 00:05:48,733 --> 00:05:49,999 Hey, Shane. It's your boy, Shane. 133 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:51,200 This is Shane. He's... 134 00:05:51,234 --> 00:05:52,835 Shane catch your balls? How you been, man? 135 00:05:52,869 --> 00:05:54,636 - Yeah, Sh... Shane's the catcher on the team. - Yeah? 136 00:05:54,670 --> 00:05:56,271 How you doin'? You good? You good? All right, I'm good, Shane. 137 00:05:56,305 --> 00:05:58,138 Yeah? I'm good. You give, give me a second here to talk. 138 00:05:58,172 --> 00:05:59,639 To my man Kenny Powers. You still driving that Blazer? 139 00:05:59,674 --> 00:06:01,241 - Just a s...second... - So, Kenny... 140 00:06:01,275 --> 00:06:02,841 Like I said, things are lookin' real good for you... 141 00:06:02,875 --> 00:06:04,876 Uh-huh? Okay. Out here on the mound. 142 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:07,845 Uh, that's not the reason that I'm here today. All right? 143 00:06:07,879 --> 00:06:09,914 Have a look on the mound. 144 00:06:12,116 --> 00:06:14,215 Who the fuck is this idiot? 145 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:19,519 He's from Russia. First name Ivan, last name, Dochenko. 146 00:06:19,554 --> 00:06:20,787 Asian dude? 147 00:06:24,757 --> 00:06:26,724 Wholly cracklin' shit! 148 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:29,760 He's already thrown 80 balls today. Did we clock in at what? 149 00:06:29,794 --> 00:06:31,227 102. 150 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:32,929 1-0-2. 151 00:06:32,963 --> 00:06:34,864 Where the hell did you say you found this kid? 152 00:06:34,899 --> 00:06:38,634 The Russians were prepping him to be their stud on the mound, coming to the new Olympics. 153 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:41,803 But baseball got voted out of the games, and we got him. 154 00:06:41,837 --> 00:06:44,905 And with 102, I'd say he's some kind of fuckin' prodigy. 155 00:06:44,939 --> 00:06:48,608 Big deal. This fuckin' Russian asswipe can throw 102 at practice, 156 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:50,977 but can homeboy do that shit in the heat of a game? That's right. 157 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,911 You don't throw 102 in practice. 158 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,347 Because what's the point? It's fuckin' practice. 159 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:56,847 Take a walk with me, Kenny. 160 00:06:56,882 --> 00:06:57,982 Get your head out of your ass! 161 00:06:58,016 --> 00:07:00,017 Come on, Skip, it's practice. 162 00:07:01,353 --> 00:07:03,120 Whoo! Lookin' good, Ivan! 163 00:07:03,154 --> 00:07:07,389 Step off the mound a minute, and take a break. I want you to meet somebody. 164 00:07:07,423 --> 00:07:10,391 Ivan Dochenko, Kenny Powers. 165 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:12,025 Hello. I've never heard of you before. 166 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:14,026 I grew up watching you, as a boy. 167 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,462 Don't try to date me, brother. I ain't that old. 168 00:07:16,497 --> 00:07:21,166 I'm dyin' to know, how much better is America than, uh, Russian place? 169 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:23,568 By "Russian place," do you mean Russia the nation? 170 00:07:23,602 --> 00:07:25,236 Yeah. 171 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:29,206 America's good, you know? It's like, it's like Russia in many ways, I feel like. 172 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,940 You should come and visit sometime. 173 00:07:30,974 --> 00:07:32,608 Why would I want to go to Russia? They're... 174 00:07:32,642 --> 00:07:34,943 Obviously have been enemies of America for the longest time. 175 00:07:34,977 --> 00:07:36,311 Why would I go visit? Not for many years. 176 00:07:36,345 --> 00:07:39,646 That's all over now. That ended back in the '80s almost. 177 00:07:39,681 --> 00:07:42,482 So you think. But the people in charge don't think that. 178 00:07:42,517 --> 00:07:44,885 You think there's still conflict between... 179 00:07:44,919 --> 00:07:48,221 Do I think? I know. Whatever. Tomato, tomato. 180 00:07:48,255 --> 00:07:49,522 Which one? 181 00:07:50,823 --> 00:07:52,123 What, what is he talking about? 182 00:07:52,158 --> 00:07:53,992 You said, "Tomato, tomato." I don't know what does... 183 00:07:54,026 --> 00:07:55,225 I think we got a little language barrier. 184 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:56,360 What the fuck is going on here? 185 00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:58,329 This, this is what you want me to do? 186 00:07:58,363 --> 00:08:00,330 Just so I can sit here and play word games with this motherfucker. Yakov Smirnoff? 187 00:08:00,364 --> 00:08:01,531 His prose is good. We got a language barrier. 188 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:02,799 I need a little patience from you, all right? 189 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:04,366 Hey. Hop up there and stay loose. Yes. 190 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,035 Keep throwin' the ball. Yeah, throw ball. 191 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,035 Kenny, take a walk with me. Let's go. Let's go talk a minute. 192 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:11,506 Good to meet you. You're face is...is big. I like it. 193 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,574 So, what do you think of the kid? 194 00:08:13,609 --> 00:08:15,810 I don't know, Roy. It seems like he has a big ego. 195 00:08:15,844 --> 00:08:19,712 And if there's one thing I've learned, uh, there is no room for egos and shit in baseball. 196 00:08:19,747 --> 00:08:22,347 That's exactly what I wanna talk to you about, Kenny. 197 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:25,917 Kenny, I want you to be his mentor. 198 00:08:25,951 --> 00:08:28,553 I want you to take that kid under your wing. 199 00:08:28,587 --> 00:08:31,621 I want you to show him how a Big Leaguer does things. 200 00:08:31,656 --> 00:08:35,191 You tryin' to turn me into motherfuckin' Mr. Miyagi? 201 00:08:35,225 --> 00:08:37,792 Mr. Miyagi was a bad motherfucker. 202 00:08:37,827 --> 00:08:40,128 Well, Mr. Miyagi was fucking four feet tall and Chinese. 203 00:08:40,163 --> 00:08:41,896 Man, I'm not trying to do that, I'm trying to... 204 00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:43,397 You've never let me down yet, Kenny. 205 00:08:43,431 --> 00:08:45,099 You've been a consummate professional. 206 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:48,834 Well, Roy, you're asking a whole lot of me here. 207 00:08:48,869 --> 00:08:50,869 I know I am. 208 00:08:50,903 --> 00:08:53,837 It's only because I know you can handle it, hoss. 209 00:08:53,871 --> 00:08:55,972 Love ya, baby. 210 00:08:56,007 --> 00:08:58,540 Fucker. 211 00:08:59,976 --> 00:09:03,478 Whenever I've experienced major obstacles in my life, 212 00:09:03,512 --> 00:09:05,446 I can usually depend on the power 213 00:09:05,481 --> 00:09:08,148 of a beautiful woman's love to help me conquer. 214 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:12,418 If the time comes, and I call upon you to believe in me... 215 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,354 Will you do it? 216 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,222 Do what? 217 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:20,925 Will you be the woman, that would come to a very important game of mine... 218 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:26,096 In the moment of crisis, rise, stand, look me dead in the eyes, 219 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:28,564 and give me the confidence I need to prevail? 220 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:33,936 I mean, I guess... If I'm free. 221 00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,204 Okay. Yeah. All right, well, cool. I'll take that. Sure. 222 00:09:37,238 --> 00:09:39,606 Cool. Well, thank you for believing in me in all your heart, it... 223 00:09:39,641 --> 00:09:42,675 You're welcome. It, it's whatever. 224 00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:45,911 In other news, looks like I'm stuck with the kid for a spell. 225 00:09:45,945 --> 00:09:47,445 Ew, that sucks. 226 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,480 You think I want to fuckin' hang out with my fuckin' son? 227 00:09:49,514 --> 00:09:51,248 Hell no! I'd much rather be doing cocaine, 228 00:09:51,283 --> 00:09:54,317 and watching the Saw movies on DVD in your dorm room with ya. 229 00:09:54,351 --> 00:09:56,186 Well, then what are you gonna do? 230 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:58,053 Kind of hard to say at this point. 231 00:09:58,088 --> 00:10:01,523 His bitch of a mom dumped his ass on me, stone cold. 232 00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,258 Yeah, and guess what else? 233 00:10:03,292 --> 00:10:06,027 She also tried to seduce me, put, put me into drugs, and 234 00:10:06,061 --> 00:10:09,397 put alcohol down my throat, and tried to have me have sex to her. 235 00:10:09,432 --> 00:10:10,664 Did you? 236 00:10:10,699 --> 00:10:12,266 Well, you know, I'd never lie to you. 237 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,634 So, did you have sex with her? 238 00:10:14,668 --> 00:10:17,136 Uh-uh. Nope. 239 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:18,737 Because what we have is solid gold. 240 00:10:18,771 --> 00:10:21,473 Why am I gonna ruin that on some old, worn-out pussy that... 241 00:10:21,507 --> 00:10:23,007 Popped a kid out a year ago? No. 242 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:24,876 I trust you. 243 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,211 I trust you, too. 244 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:09,742 Whoo! Look at him go, huh? 245 00:11:09,777 --> 00:11:12,279 That a boy! Go on and get it! 246 00:11:12,313 --> 00:11:14,046 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 247 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,547 What are you doin' out here? Why aren't you swimming? 248 00:11:15,581 --> 00:11:17,582 I had tubes in my ears as a kid. 249 00:11:17,616 --> 00:11:18,883 So... Oh, I gotcha. 250 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,584 Surprise, surprise. 251 00:11:20,619 --> 00:11:22,952 Dude loves ridin' some wave, Huck. 252 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:25,620 Cutting him up like he a fucking Ginsu knife! 253 00:11:25,654 --> 00:11:29,557 Kenny's good at everything that has to do with water. Swimming, Jet Ski... 254 00:11:29,591 --> 00:11:31,325 No, I know, Steve, I know. 255 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,627 - Oh, you do? - Yeah, I do. 256 00:11:33,661 --> 00:11:35,295 Yeah, I know a lot about Kenny. 257 00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:37,197 - Really? - Yeah, I get him. 258 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:40,766 Yeah. In fact, the only thing I don't get about him... 259 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,400 Is how the fuck you factor into the situation. 260 00:11:43,435 --> 00:11:47,403 What? No... My role is essential. 261 00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,905 Who do you think got him where he is today? 262 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:54,075 I knew that man when he was a dumb, fucking teacher. 263 00:11:54,109 --> 00:11:56,209 Oh, no kidding? When he lived in Mexico. 264 00:11:56,244 --> 00:11:57,878 I knew him in high school! 265 00:11:57,912 --> 00:11:59,479 Well, yeah, I know about you in high school. 266 00:11:59,513 --> 00:12:02,015 I think I have an understanding of Kenny, 267 00:12:02,049 --> 00:12:04,283 over a long range of years. I... 268 00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:06,685 Okay, well, then where you've been this last year, speaking of years? 269 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,454 This dude's at a very important time in his deal right now. 270 00:12:09,489 --> 00:12:11,489 And he can't be getting distracted, okay? 271 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:15,525 Last thing he needs is some fuckin' bitch-ass, little boy toy, 272 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,761 goddamn, hanger-on like you getting in his way. 273 00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:19,262 Don't get in his way! 274 00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:22,798 I'm not gonna get in his way. You... Good. 275 00:12:22,832 --> 00:12:24,565 You don't get in his way, then. Hey! 276 00:12:24,599 --> 00:12:26,667 You have nothin' to worry about. I got my eye on the ball, 277 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:29,502 just like a catcher's supposed to do. 278 00:12:29,536 --> 00:12:32,370 Well, I got my eye on balls as well. Oh, no kiddin'. 279 00:12:32,404 --> 00:12:34,272 Yeah, all the balls. Yeah. 280 00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:35,973 Multiple balls. 281 00:12:36,008 --> 00:12:38,074 Because that's what assistants do. 282 00:12:38,108 --> 00:12:40,476 Good luck watchin' all them balls, Steve. 283 00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:43,078 I'll watch as many as I want to. Yeah, good luck with it. 284 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:45,280 What's up, K.P.? 285 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:52,787 The trident... Poseidon, the god of the ocean's, weapon of choice. 286 00:12:52,821 --> 00:12:56,423 Ancient mermen used to use this weapon in battle to fight against 287 00:12:56,457 --> 00:12:59,659 the crustacean armies and all the shrimps and jellyfish in the sea. 288 00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:03,762 I often come out here to this abandoned cement factory, 289 00:13:03,796 --> 00:13:07,398 to harness its power, learn its secrets, 290 00:13:07,432 --> 00:13:09,900 think about life, think about the game. 291 00:13:09,935 --> 00:13:12,335 They're the same thing, you know? 292 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,203 Heads up. 293 00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:16,038 Nice hands. 294 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:18,073 Now, listen to what I have to say. 295 00:13:18,107 --> 00:13:22,042 I'm about to teach you some things that can't be taught, Ivan. 296 00:13:22,076 --> 00:13:24,343 Do you see the yonder peaks of this ancient building? 297 00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:25,444 Do you mean the roof? 298 00:13:25,478 --> 00:13:26,812 - Yes. - Yeah. 299 00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:29,647 I need you to scale this and find your way to the peak. 300 00:13:29,681 --> 00:13:32,849 No, I can't. That is impossible, I can't do it. 301 00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:34,551 You won't climb up that thing? 302 00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:36,685 I ca, can't. It's too, too tall. 303 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:37,720 Fine. 304 00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:38,988 Do you see there? 305 00:13:39,023 --> 00:13:41,790 That weird dark, cavernous area that's kind of scary? 306 00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:47,028 In order to become a man, and on the team, you have to crawl into there and murder a rat. 307 00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:49,797 Everyone on the team has done this before. 308 00:13:49,831 --> 00:13:51,699 No. 309 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,967 How am I supposed to mentor you if you're not gonna do any of the exercises, 310 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,136 or, or transitions that I've thought up...of? 311 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,038 Give me something else, man, I can't... All right, fine. 312 00:13:59,073 --> 00:14:04,510 How about you just...at a brisk pace run up that ramp and take your shirt off? 313 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,277 Why would I...why should I take my shirt off? 314 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:08,146 Just because. Why wouldn't you do that? 315 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,414 This is... I'm tryin' to teach you fuckin' lessons that can't be taught here. 316 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:12,816 You think fuckin' Luke Skywalker would've learned anything from Yoda, 317 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:15,985 if he would've kept saying, "No," every time he fuckin' asked him to do something? 318 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:17,053 Luke Skywalker? 319 00:14:17,088 --> 00:14:19,955 From fucking Star Wars, dawg! 320 00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:23,190 You know what? Fuck this. Obviously, you don't want to fuckin' learn. 321 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,526 You're sending me a mixed signal, you know? 322 00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:29,728 Don't try to outsmart me, mister. 323 00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:31,262 I'm a fucking writer! 324 00:14:31,296 --> 00:14:32,764 Yeah, and I'm deejay, bro. 325 00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:34,431 All right, fine. 326 00:14:34,465 --> 00:14:37,667 You think you can fucking fly solo, you could do this on your own? Go for it. 327 00:14:37,702 --> 00:14:41,170 Good. I don't need lessons from fucking has-been. 328 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,240 - What'd you just say? - You heard what I said, bro. 329 00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:46,508 No, I didn't hear what you just said. 330 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:47,908 I called you a fuckin' has-been. 331 00:14:47,943 --> 00:14:49,477 A has-been? Yes. 332 00:14:49,511 --> 00:14:52,345 And I'm gonna assume that there was something lost in translation. 333 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:57,683 In Russia, a has-been is someone who once was great, but is now shit. 334 00:14:57,717 --> 00:15:00,718 That's exactly the same thing it means in America as well. 335 00:15:00,753 --> 00:15:02,921 That's why I said it. 336 00:15:02,955 --> 00:15:04,689 You better fucking think again, bro. 337 00:15:04,723 --> 00:15:07,025 I'm the most famous person the Mermen has on the team. 338 00:15:07,059 --> 00:15:08,159 The next one up to the Majors. 339 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:09,727 We shall see about that, my friend. 340 00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:11,529 You're seeing about it right now! 341 00:15:11,563 --> 00:15:13,497 I'm the fuckin' team leader. I'm the franchise star player. 342 00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:14,932 You see it, saw it, sawn it! 343 00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:16,732 You're fuckin' done. You're blind now. I just won the argument. 344 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,201 And let me tell you something. 345 00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:20,869 I hope you pitch better than your mouth works. 346 00:15:20,904 --> 00:15:27,241 Because for me, my mouth is not as good as my arm, right? 347 00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:28,842 Fuckin' through your face and dead. 348 00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:30,577 Yeah, if I had the gun, I'm like... 349 00:15:30,611 --> 00:15:32,412 Pfft! Fuckin' gun's ch...chopped in half, 350 00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:34,780 electricity comes in, into your face. Oh, two guns. 351 00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:37,082 And that one's done, too. Inside of you. 352 00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:38,750 And now you're a fuckin' puppet. 353 00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,885 I can bounce this around, you're a goddamn puppet. You are. 354 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,319 Smash your fucking face in! 355 00:15:42,353 --> 00:15:45,522 You are like baby. So, I wish you... 356 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:49,158 Nothing but the best of luck. Because you're going to need it. 357 00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:51,393 Pssh, don't try to fuckin' wish me good luck. 358 00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:56,130 Fuck! What the f... 359 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,032 Let's go. Hey, man, don't fuck around. Don't fuck around, man! 360 00:15:59,066 --> 00:16:01,234 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 361 00:16:01,268 --> 00:16:05,738 You're my fucking ride! Fuck you, motherfucker! 362 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:15,110 Andrea? 363 00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:17,078 Is this Andrea's classroom? 364 00:16:17,113 --> 00:16:20,614 Andrea? Is this Andrea's classroom? There you are. 365 00:16:20,648 --> 00:16:22,049 Sir, it's a closed session. 366 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,717 Eat shit, fucker. 367 00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:27,188 Andrea, you made a promise to me, and now unfortunately, 368 00:16:27,222 --> 00:16:29,189 I have to collect upon that promise. 369 00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,424 Are you ready to believe in me? 370 00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:37,095 No? 371 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,330 I'm in class right now. 372 00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:46,769 I'm slowly realizing this. Uh... 373 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:49,738 Don't whisper. Don't, nobody needs to be whispering, okay? 374 00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:51,373 This is serious. 375 00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:53,574 We're, we're talking about our relationship here. 376 00:16:53,608 --> 00:16:56,110 Can we talk about this later? 377 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,244 Okay, cool. 378 00:16:57,278 --> 00:16:59,179 Well, I'm probably just freakin' out. 379 00:16:59,213 --> 00:17:01,580 I got a lot of emotional baggage and shit that I've been dealing with lately so... 380 00:17:01,614 --> 00:17:05,017 I'm not some needy, old dude rushing into a classroom, asking for confidence. 381 00:17:05,051 --> 00:17:08,353 That's not me. That's not me. 382 00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,821 I'm gonna go to the game now, guys. I'm gonna be fine. 383 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:14,458 Nobody worry about me. I got this shit fuckin' cinched. 384 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,660 All right... 385 00:17:16,694 --> 00:17:19,763 That, that's, that's it. You, you sure you don't want to come right now, just to... 386 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:22,498 Just...you're busy. You guys are...okay. 387 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,706 What the fuck is this Romper Room bullshit? 388 00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,342 Stevie! Steven! 389 00:17:34,376 --> 00:17:36,209 Oh, Kenny, I didn't hear you come in. 390 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:38,411 I need you to explain this. What is this? 391 00:17:38,445 --> 00:17:40,479 Well, this is retro-baby chic. 392 00:17:40,513 --> 00:17:44,148 I modeled this after a spread I saw in the latest Southern Living. 393 00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:46,583 Do you like it? Let me think about that for a second. 394 00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:48,384 No, I fuckin' hate it! 395 00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:50,953 Tear it down. Start over! Restart! 396 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:56,056 Okay, right now is one of those times where I'm feeling a little disrespected. 397 00:17:56,090 --> 00:17:59,159 I mean, first I come down here and you're running around with some other guy, 398 00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:01,093 and calling him your best friend. 399 00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,695 And now you want me to redo all this hard work? 400 00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,796 I just feel, hmm... 401 00:18:05,831 --> 00:18:10,834 Like my feelings, uh... aren't being taken into consideration. 402 00:18:10,869 --> 00:18:14,937 I'm sorry, Stevie, that I am not taking your feelings into consideration. 403 00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:17,873 Thank you. I'm sorry that you decorated the room shittily. 404 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:19,942 I'm sorry Shane is my best friend. 405 00:18:19,976 --> 00:18:25,013 And most importantly, I'm sorry that I just broke this silly fucking lamp! 406 00:18:27,082 --> 00:18:29,582 Because my whole goddamn reign of power's being challenged here, Stevie! 407 00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:33,919 I don't want my dojo to look like the place the Cabbage Patch Kids come to fuck. 408 00:18:33,953 --> 00:18:37,389 Now this Russian's here and he might almost be as good as me. 409 00:18:37,423 --> 00:18:40,024 It makes me nervous. 410 00:18:40,058 --> 00:18:42,226 I've never heard you say you were nervous before. 411 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:45,028 Well, it's because I've never been nervous before, Stevie. 412 00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:46,528 Does Shane know? 413 00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:48,564 Of course not! I'm not tryin' to look like a bitch in front of Shane. 414 00:18:48,598 --> 00:18:52,433 He's my best friend. He's not someone I say things to. 415 00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:56,636 Okay. Okay. 416 00:18:58,139 --> 00:18:59,605 You know, Kenny, 417 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,307 back in high school I used to watch you walk through the halls. 418 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:06,177 And I'd say, "There goes the coolest, cockiest kid in the world." 419 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,912 But you're no longer a kid anymore, Kenny. 420 00:19:08,946 --> 00:19:11,014 You're a man. 421 00:19:11,048 --> 00:19:17,585 And I guess all that coolness and cockiness has, uh...transformed. 422 00:19:17,619 --> 00:19:25,558 But it's transformed...into something far, more, powerful. 423 00:19:25,592 --> 00:19:28,827 Battle Hardened Confidence! 424 00:19:28,861 --> 00:19:33,464 Now I have seen you face adversity with April, 425 00:19:33,498 --> 00:19:38,001 your career, marketing, and Mecans. 426 00:19:38,035 --> 00:19:42,237 And you. You always emerge victorious. 427 00:19:42,272 --> 00:19:48,176 I didn't just come down to Myrtle for adventure and possibly cheating on my wife. 428 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:51,611 No. I came down here... 429 00:19:51,645 --> 00:19:55,814 To be... inspired. 430 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:02,219 I gotta admit, Stevie. 431 00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:04,388 I didn't think you had what it takes to deliver a 432 00:20:04,422 --> 00:20:06,922 heartwarming, inspirational speech. 433 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:08,357 Thank you. 434 00:20:08,391 --> 00:20:11,926 Because of your words, I'm now ready to destroy. 435 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:13,562 You need to fucking destroy now. 436 00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:16,731 I'm sorry for hurting your feelings, and destroying that fucking dumbass lamp. 437 00:20:16,765 --> 00:20:18,865 Fuck my feelings, and fuck that lamp! 438 00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:22,636 You need to get to the fucking stadium, and destroy! 439 00:20:22,670 --> 00:20:26,471 The switch-hitting Jansen stands in here, two on, top of the ninth. 440 00:20:26,505 --> 00:20:28,172 The stretch, the pitch...swung on, 441 00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,341 - and lined to right field, base hit. - Aw! 442 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:32,942 Jorasco gets it in quickly... Aw, come on! 443 00:20:32,976 --> 00:20:34,343 Time! 444 00:20:43,184 --> 00:20:46,151 Powers, you're in. 445 00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:54,925 Welcome to America, baby dick. 446 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,799 So, the call has indeed gone to the bullpen. 447 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,767 There will be a pitching change. 448 00:21:05,801 --> 00:21:08,869 It is six-to-one, Mermen, top of the ninth. 449 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,707 And it's Kenny Powers! 450 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:19,344 The big right-hander coming in to shut the door once again. 451 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:26,015 And now, pitching for the Mermen... 452 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:30,752 Kenny Powers! 453 00:21:30,787 --> 00:21:33,122 All right now, here we go. 454 00:21:33,156 --> 00:21:36,290 You ready to show this Russian motherfucker how we do this shit in the States? 455 00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:37,458 You're goddamn right. 456 00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:39,225 Well, show me what you got, Goose. 457 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,561 I told you, I'm Tom Cruise. 458 00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:43,295 I'm gonna let you think you are, but you're not. 459 00:21:43,329 --> 00:21:45,397 Guess what? I am Tom Cruise. You're not. 460 00:21:45,431 --> 00:21:47,064 Tom Cruise. Strike this motherfucker out. 461 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,166 Tom Cruise. Thanks, Goose. No. 462 00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:50,901 I'm out of earshot. 463 00:21:57,539 --> 00:21:59,906 Go ahead and strike this pussy out. 464 00:21:59,941 --> 00:22:01,909 I was talking to you. 465 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,879 Here we go. 466 00:22:20,192 --> 00:22:22,125 Strike one! Yeah! 467 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,061 Fuck yeah! 468 00:22:35,405 --> 00:22:37,239 Strike two! 469 00:22:42,343 --> 00:22:46,379 Hey, that ain't distracting you, is it? Huh? You're gonna be all right. 470 00:22:46,414 --> 00:22:51,550 Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! 471 00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:54,118 Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! 472 00:23:20,238 --> 00:23:24,040 Aw! Get the fuck out of here! 473 00:23:26,844 --> 00:23:28,610 God damn it. 474 00:23:45,626 --> 00:23:46,893 Fuck. 475 00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,536 Here he comes. I'm sure he doesn't know... 476 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,404 He just gonna come up here, and probably just give you a little chit-chat. That's all. 477 00:24:01,438 --> 00:24:04,641 Powers, thank you, but we won't be needing your services the rest of the evening. 478 00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:06,608 Damn it! You've got to be fucking kidding me! 479 00:24:06,643 --> 00:24:08,043 One fucking hit. Are you serious? 480 00:24:08,078 --> 00:24:09,711 You've been preoccupied all goddamn week... 481 00:24:09,745 --> 00:24:12,246 Pulling your dick, messing around, monkey-shining. 482 00:24:12,281 --> 00:24:14,314 I'm gonna give the new guy a chance. 483 00:24:14,348 --> 00:24:15,581 The new guy? 484 00:24:15,616 --> 00:24:17,316 Hey, don't fuckin' sass me, okay? 485 00:24:17,351 --> 00:24:19,184 Texas is here. You're gonna squat fuck me in front of them? 486 00:24:19,218 --> 00:24:21,953 I don't have to fight with you guys. Get off the fuckin' mound. 487 00:24:21,988 --> 00:24:23,220 Dick. Move it... 488 00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:28,858 Fuckin' piece of shit. Fuckin' racist cocksucking... 489 00:24:28,893 --> 00:24:31,527 Send in the fuckin' commie! 490 00:24:31,561 --> 00:24:33,596 Ignorant choices! 491 00:24:45,272 --> 00:24:48,874 We'll see. We'll see how the fuckin' Russian fares. 492 00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:54,745 Here we go, Ivan! 493 00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:56,779 Come on, Ivan. 494 00:24:56,814 --> 00:24:58,181 Darnell, what the fuck? 495 00:25:30,038 --> 00:25:31,238 Whoa! 496 00:25:37,444 --> 00:25:38,911 Yeah! 497 00:25:45,184 --> 00:25:46,584 Goddamn! 498 00:25:52,158 --> 00:25:54,593 Da! Da! 499 00:25:57,062 --> 00:25:59,996 One fucking game, man. One fucking game, okay? Who cares? 500 00:26:00,030 --> 00:26:02,398 Don't let that commie prick rattle you! Not for one second, you hear me? 501 00:26:02,433 --> 00:26:04,733 This is too much, I'm just getting thrown a bunch of things at once. 502 00:26:04,768 --> 00:26:07,502 April, this fucking kid is here, this fuckin' Russian person! 503 00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:09,704 Uh, it's just too much, it's too much, man! Uh! Hey! Hey! 504 00:26:09,739 --> 00:26:11,205 Hey! You look at me! 505 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,672 You look me right here in the fuckin' eyes, Kenny, you hear me? 506 00:26:12,707 --> 00:26:14,441 Stop being a goddamn pussy. 507 00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:18,409 You're fuckin' famous and shit, and no one, no one can stop us. 508 00:26:18,444 --> 00:26:20,744 Never say die. Okay? 509 00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:22,345 Whoo! 510 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,414 Hell, yeah! There you go! Stand up! Stand up, and yell it in my face! 511 00:26:25,448 --> 00:26:27,549 Never say die! Say it! 512 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:29,650 Never say die! 513 00:26:29,684 --> 00:26:31,384 - Famous as shit! - Never fucking die! 514 00:26:31,419 --> 00:26:33,652 Never say die! 515 00:26:33,687 --> 00:26:34,853 Never die! 516 00:26:34,888 --> 00:26:37,054 Goddamn it, that's fuckin' right! 517 00:26:37,088 --> 00:26:40,223 Now, how's about I cut us a couple more monster rails for us young fuckin' bloods, huh? 518 00:26:40,258 --> 00:26:42,091 - Oh, I fuckin' like that. - All right. 519 00:26:42,125 --> 00:26:44,493 I'm gonna change this fuckin' shitty song for somethin' more coke worthy! 520 00:26:44,527 --> 00:26:46,527 Fuck yeah! Fuck this shit! Whoo! 521 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:49,496 That's what I'm talkin' about. Talkin' about dope beads, fat lines, and tight friends. 522 00:26:49,531 --> 00:26:52,200 We are fuckin' celebrities, yo! 523 00:26:52,234 --> 00:26:54,101 Mmm-hmm. Whoo! 524 00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:56,303 Well, I don't even know who half these fuckin' bands even are. 525 00:26:56,338 --> 00:26:59,840 Yeah, I know, baby, I went crazy on Limewire in the early days, that's what that was... 526 00:26:59,874 --> 00:27:02,875 Oh, shit! I fuckin' love this song. 527 00:27:49,865 --> 00:28:00,096 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 528 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,078 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 529 00:28:04,128 --> 00:28:08,678 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43254

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