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Next item is Friday's alumni dance.
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How's that progressing.
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I've emailed every former
student who's not in prison
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or jail, everyone remember
there's a difference.
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Our alumni are touchy about that.
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What's the difference?
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You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you.
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They can't send you to prison
without knowing you're poor.
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Do you believe half your own politics?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- I'm still trying to find a good DJ.
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By which I mean figure out
what makes a DJ good, or bad,
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or different from a phone or laptop.
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Chang, how's it going with the
PowerPoint for the city council meeting?
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Good question.
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When you asked if I knew
PowerPoint, I said, yes.
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What did I really mean?
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These are yeses and nos in the chart.
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They appear to be the same.
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However,
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I think you'll find,
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that within some
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eggs is the truth.
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That should have been a dollar bill.
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But I'm no magician.
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I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint.
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Okay, pushing that meeting.
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In other news, campuses across
the country including this area
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have been seeing a dramatic
rise in guerrilla marketing.
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Why did they need
marketing, they're amazing.
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That's guerrilla with a u.
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Got it.
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I'm talking about undercover
advertisers that blend in with the public
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while covertly marketing certain products.
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They can advertise things
without you knowing?
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Is that legal?
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It sounds like brain Windexing.
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It is legal.
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It's mostly harmless, but I
would like to protect some of our
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more impressionable students
from being unduly influenced.
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So if you see anything let the Dean know.
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Okay, don't freak out.
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Someone just told me that Honda
has released some kinda super
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vehicle called the Honda Fit.
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It's a small car with a big
personality that can handle anything
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life throws at you.
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Why am I standing here talking about it?
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I have to find a Honda
dealer, school is cancelled.
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The Honda Fit is happening.
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It's finally happening.
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I'm just going to give this school's
assets a quick freezy wheezy.
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Is this meeting over?
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I think so, but sometimes we
just hang out and say funny stuff.
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Have fun with that.
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Oh.
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Guys, do you feel like Elroy doesn't
like us as much as we like him and
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each other?
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He probably doesn't know his role yet.
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I mean, is he black Pierce, old Troy,
or Shirley without a giant purse?
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I haven't exactly been a whirlwind
of entertainment since Troy left.
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That's not true.
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It's not just me, you
guys have been boring too.
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Okay. I just gotta ask.
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What was so special about this Troy person?
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Did he own a rainbow?
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Was he the group's pharmacist?
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We don't like to talk about it.
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But you often do.
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I'm a problem solver give me information.
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I'll handle this.
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Troy was very gifted at steel drums.
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Steel drums.
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Interesting.
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Well, this has been a great meeting.
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I'm off.
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That won't pay off immediately,
but it's gonna pay off.
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And that Jeff, is the truth.
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Did you lose the egg you
put the dollar bill in?
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That's how it works?
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Britta.
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Remember that guy you were in love
with, but your love was torn asunder
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because he was the human incarnation
of a certain sandwich franchise?
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- Sub...
- Don't say it.
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Don't ever say that name
without compensation.
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I know how much that experience hurt you,
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which is why I'm warning you that
I just saw him in the parking lot.
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Aah!
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Breathe, the self destructive part
of you wants to run straight to him,
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but we need to be
smarter than that, right?
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Right.
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Thank you Annie.
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Now I have one more class, but if you
can wait 40 minutes I will meet you.
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Nuh-uh.
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See, I don't just fling
myself into the wild.
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The hub of a quality camping experience
is a safe and reliable generator.
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You know what, I'll talk
to you girls later, right.
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Stay inventive and enthusiastic.
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Thank you.
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Britta.
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- Sub...
- No, no, no, no, no, that's my sandwich name.
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I'm my own man now.
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I'm a free, reliable,
quality man, named Rick.
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Hi, Rick.
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Oh. That's for half of my heart.
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And that's for the other half.
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And this is for being the reason
there's two halves of my heart.
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Can you actually crouch down a
little bit 'cause you're taller than my
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instructor and I'm only a yellow belt.
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No, Britta, it took me this
long to gain my freedom.
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I never stopped thinking about you.
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And you touched me in ways no one ever has.
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Nice.
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I came back for you.
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You did?
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Hey, Rick.
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Look what I got.
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Oh. Great, Dean.
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Yeah.
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But where's your Honda Fit?
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Oh, I drive a CR-V.
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The Fit combines the efficiency of
a sub-compact with the versatility to
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take whatever life throws at you.
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Yeah! That's what you said!
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That's me!
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Can the CR-V not take
what life throws at it?
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Yeah, but the CR-V has
durability and storage.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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I bet my bank has a grace period.
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I'm going to get a CR-V!
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Are you guerrilla marketing for Honda?
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Shh!
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You're not allowed to know that.
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I'm useless to Honda, if anyone knows.
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Unbelievable.
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It's the same story all over again.
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I disagree.
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You know, I think it's a whole new story.
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I have a beard now and an identity.
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Selling Hondas is just my job.
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And they make great products
that I'd wanna sell anyway.
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So can you have a girlfriend?
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That's what I thought.
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Then, see you around as a friend.
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As friend, Britta,
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can I at least show you the CR-V's
easy fold-down 60-40 split rear seat?
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For 15 minutes.
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Then, friends for real.
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Great news.
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The steel drum thing paid off?
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We invited Elroy to meet us in
the study room for a game night.
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He said, yes.
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Yeah! Are you gonna play pretty
please, will you like us more?
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That'll warm him up.
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Better. In celebration of Elroy's
life peaking in the early 90s,
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The Ears Have It.
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The classic game of whose ears
you have, which ears have it, and
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whether you have those ears.
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We're work-shopping new hand shakes.
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You guys realize it's just
reinforcing his aloofness.
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If you want someone to like
you, you don't get to know them.
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You sit back and wait for
them to notice you're cool.
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What are you? 13?
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What's the age allowance
on The Ears Have It?
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Seven and up. Then I'm six.
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I must say, you've become
more reliable and durable.
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Mm-hm, I hope we could do this again.
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No, Rick, I want a normal relationship.
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I want to experience brunch in public.
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I want a non-financial
reason to text my parents.
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I want to tell another person how to dress.
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We can have a relationship, we just
have to follow a few simple rules.
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Rick?
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Are you in there?
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You have to hide.
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The windows are fogged over.
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Are you napping heavily?
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I can't hide forever.
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No, but you can hide in comfort.
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There's 35.2 cubic feet
of cargo space back here.
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Please, Britta.
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Dammit.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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Ta-da.
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Why choose, when you can Hond-oose.
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Oh, and that blower that
was just an impulse buy.
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Wow, Dean, you know, one
vehicle's enough for one person.
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I guess I know that in
my head, but I can't shake
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this fear of losing even one small
part of what Honda has to offer.
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My God, you're level seven susceptible.
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What?
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Nothing.
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- Nothing, I...
- Look, Rick, whatever that is, you can tell me.
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I'm on board.
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Yes.
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Yes, you are.
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Am I found in Africa?
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Yes, and San Diego, and The Bronx.
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A woman?
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Am I large?
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Am I elephant?
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I was thinking dolphin, but I knew
they didn't have ears because my dentist
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has a poster of one on the ceiling,
and I recently had a root canal.
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Hey, party people, I could hear
you all the way down the hall.
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We're playing The Ears Have It,
Chang's ahead by three pair.
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With an asterisk.
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I'm cheating.
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Hey, you can have my spot.
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I should, I should leave.
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Whoa.
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Oh, no, well, fun hanging
out with you Elroy.
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We know you have your choice of friends
and we thank you for choosing us.
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Easy choice to make.
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See, told ya.
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Elroy doesn't like us,
what are we gonna do?
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You guys are goofs.
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Yeah, we were silly.
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I got up to make nachos and
Elroy said, that was not-cho job.
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And we laughed.
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Then he made them for me.
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It was more than word play.
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It really wasn't my job in his eyes.
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I hadn't seen that side of him until now.
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He had a great time.
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Till Jeff showed up.
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- Oh!
- Maybe he just doesn't like Jeff.
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Okay, my deal.
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Boston rules.
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Two up, one down.
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Elf ears are wild, joker
ears are regular ears.
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Ears go cold once they're off the head.
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Rat ears are an automatic loss.
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No peeking, sniffing, or grunting,
and no asking do I have lobes.
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Chang's ahead by three pair.
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With an asterisk.
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It's not true, you know.
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Oh, it is. I cheat my
ass off at everything.
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I'm cheating at a game of
hide and seek right now.
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We weren't supposed to
leave the rec center.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Extra cards.
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Stupid sink!
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Every time!
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Mother.
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I hate.
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Oh.
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No rush.
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Hi. What do you need?
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A club soda please.
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How about a little something
in there to keep it company?
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What do you recommend?
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Well, scotch and soda is a classic.
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This one's okay.
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We just got this one in.
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It's got a pig on the bottle.
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But this one, this one's really good.
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Aged eight years.
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Smoky.
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From Scotland.
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A little pricier but worth it.
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I drink this one when I've
got a reason to celebrate.
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00:10:40,130 --> 00:10:41,390
Then I will take that one.
262
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,920
I think I've got something to celebrate.
263
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:44,766
Oh, yeah, what's that?
264
00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,015
She's good.
265
00:10:48,801 --> 00:10:50,380
What are you doing here?
266
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:53,580
Britta, this is my boss.
267
00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:54,760
From Honda?
268
00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:57,440
In public you'll refer to
us as Hilary from now on.
269
00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:57,980
Continue.
270
00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:01,640
There's a program we can be in,
where we covertly market as a team,
271
00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:04,360
we can be a couple in a
relationship in public.
272
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,910
We can walk down the street holding hands.
273
00:11:06,910 --> 00:11:09,940
If I take a job tricking people
into buying things they don't want.
274
00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:13,430
Do you enjoy billboards
and commercials, Miss Perry?
275
00:11:13,430 --> 00:11:16,330
You mean shill-boards
and con-mercials?
276
00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,730
No, I don't.
277
00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:20,190
I detest them.
278
00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:23,300
They are unmanned bulldozers rolling
over everything in their path.
279
00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,730
What Rick does is surgical.
280
00:11:25,730 --> 00:11:29,430
He finds that part of each life
that Honda can improve and
281
00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:33,280
gently bathes it in the most
helpful information possible.
282
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,490
I don't think you
understand how surgery works.
283
00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:37,780
I came in here to get a club soda.
284
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,430
Right now, I am drinking probably,
the best Scotch I've had in years.
285
00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:42,040
Did you trick me?
286
00:11:43,090 --> 00:11:43,590
Am I suffering?
287
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:47,340
Do you love this man?
288
00:11:49,530 --> 00:11:53,390
- I do.
- Then I pronounce you a highly influential couple.
289
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,966
You may kiss your boyfriend.
290
00:11:56,140 --> 00:12:00,840
Wait, where'd he go?
291
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,230
Whoa, that's not for us to understand.
292
00:12:04,230 --> 00:12:06,181
Well, okay, but he's right there.
293
00:12:15,259 --> 00:12:16,220
Hi, Todd.
294
00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,130
Hey guys.
295
00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,220
Mind if we sit with you?
296
00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,370
Oh, yeah, that would be great.
297
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,420
I have to say, you guys
seem very happy together.
298
00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,750
Hm, we have our moments.
299
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:28,230
I'm excited because we're
going antiquing this weekend.
300
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:29,650
I love antiquing.
301
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,510
Everything is so old.
302
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:32,060
I like it too.
303
00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,030
You said you hated it.
304
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:36,925
I hated finding these treasures and
not being able fit them in the car.
305
00:12:36,925 --> 00:12:38,551
Now I got a CR-V.
306
00:12:38,551 --> 00:12:40,055
CR-V? Yeah, Rick's new Honda.
307
00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:41,475
He won't shut up about it.
308
00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:42,985
Yeah, it's kind of a game changer.
309
00:12:42,985 --> 00:12:44,825
Certainly a sex life changer!
310
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:49,475
Sorry, for being obnoxious!
311
00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:50,255
So what you've been up to?
312
00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:51,967
I don't remember.
313
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:54,116
CR-V you say?
314
00:12:54,116 --> 00:12:55,091
CR-V.
315
00:12:55,091 --> 00:12:56,291
CR-V.
316
00:12:59,890 --> 00:13:00,430
You're amazing.
317
00:13:00,430 --> 00:13:01,270
You're amazing.
318
00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:02,590
Honda's amazing.
319
00:13:02,590 --> 00:13:04,380
I want you to meet my parents.
320
00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:04,880
Yes.
321
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:06,600
Honda.
322
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,240
Look, Britta's in love.
323
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:09,770
Yup.
324
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,790
He must be a very special young man.
325
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:14,290
I bet they'll be together
for a very long time.
326
00:13:17,770 --> 00:13:21,950
Man you got him pegged, man, pegged.
327
00:13:23,141 --> 00:13:23,978
Hey Jeff.
328
00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:25,900
- Hey.
- Hey, here you can have my seat.
329
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:26,740
I'm just going to class.
330
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:29,500
Oh, wait before you go, I
know you have every one of
331
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:33,070
Natalie is Freezing CDs, but Abed
found some songs by them online
332
00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,639
that they did for a charity
album for homeless skateboarders.
333
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:42,211
Plastic doll parts, Wall
paper chrysalis, Weird blanket.
334
00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,306
I never heard these.
335
00:13:43,306 --> 00:13:45,072
This is great, thanks.
336
00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,371
Hey.
337
00:13:46,371 --> 00:13:47,834
Stay away from that mechanic.
338
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,089
Unless I need wrench made of licorice.
339
00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:58,050
Oh, man, I'm, I'm sorry, it's inside joke.
340
00:13:58,050 --> 00:13:59,480
Man, I'm like a fart to that guy.
341
00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:00,646
He can't get away fast enough.
342
00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:04,301
What? No, I mean, maybe.
343
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:07,280
What the hell happened at that ears
game that made him like you so much?
344
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,370
A few brief moments of human vulnerability.
345
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,710
Not really your wheelhouse.
346
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:14,290
Oh, I'm sure you have detailed
files on human vulnerability, Abed.
347
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,120
- Whoa.
- Whoa, take a knee, man.
348
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:16,700
He's right, Jeff.
349
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,910
If you want Elroy to like you, maybe
you need to put yourself out there.
350
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:22,020
You mean bribe him?
351
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:22,860
With gifts?
352
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:25,907
Like your Natasha Freezes CD?
353
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:26,789
Natalie is Freezing.
354
00:14:26,789 --> 00:14:27,696
Ugh.
355
00:14:27,696 --> 00:14:29,158
Natalie is Freezing.
356
00:14:29,158 --> 00:14:30,714
Ha.
357
00:14:30,714 --> 00:14:31,828
Natalie is Freezing.
358
00:14:31,828 --> 00:14:32,385
Mm-hm.
359
00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:33,128
Natalie is Freezing.
360
00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:35,460
Natalie is Freezing. Natalie is Freezing.
361
00:14:37,426 --> 00:14:42,146
What is this?
362
00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:46,899
I don't know, I.
363
00:14:46,899 --> 00:14:48,641
I don't know.
364
00:14:48,641 --> 00:14:49,964
Honda.
365
00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:51,056
The power of dreams.
366
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,500
Dean Pelton, I know how
susceptible you are to advertising.
367
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,550
Would you say, I'm a
level seven susceptible.
368
00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,210
No, because why would I?
369
00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:00,170
Because that's moon man talk.
370
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:04,836
You mentioned a new kid earlier,
who told you about the new Honda Fit.
371
00:15:04,836 --> 00:15:05,420
Rick.
372
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,462
Britta's boyfriend?
373
00:15:06,462 --> 00:15:07,554
Yeah, but he's not.
374
00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:08,420
No.
375
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,963
He's a good man.
376
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:13,462
And he wouldn't secretly be working
for Honda, because when we first met
377
00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:16,350
he was secretly working for a
completely different company.
378
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,981
Are you, I don't know how to,
379
00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:24,665
I have a rule about being constructive, so
380
00:15:24,665 --> 00:15:26,505
I can't ask any questions right now.
381
00:15:26,505 --> 00:15:29,354
Because all of the questions I
have right now are rhetorical and
382
00:15:29,354 --> 00:15:30,709
they end with the word idiot.
383
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:33,158
Do you know what a rhetorical, no of
course you don't know what that is,
384
00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:33,809
you're an idiot.
385
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:38,446
I'm sorry, I am so sorry.
386
00:15:38,446 --> 00:15:39,740
But you're so stupid.
387
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:40,930
You have no idea.
388
00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:44,180
And you're the only one who
has no idea, because guess why?
389
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:46,160
Don't answer that, you'll get it wrong.
390
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,150
So dumb.
391
00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:50,060
You're just a dumb little man
who tries to destroy this school
392
00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,580
every minute.
393
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,350
I am sorry.
394
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:55,368
I'm so sorry.
395
00:15:59,072 --> 00:16:01,754
Oh it's okay.
396
00:16:01,754 --> 00:16:05,712
I mean it's not okay, but shh, shh, shh.
397
00:16:05,712 --> 00:16:07,965
Oh, so stupid.
398
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:08,970
Oh shh, shh, shh.
399
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,290
Such a dummy.
400
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,390
We are just so thrilled
that you brought a friend.
401
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:15,940
Thrilled.
402
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,140
And, and it is friend then?
403
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:18,878
I mean is that the correct moniker?
404
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:20,149
Boyfriend.
405
00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:21,290
Hello.
406
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:25,430
This is, well that's,
whoa, this is very exciting.
407
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:28,900
Boy you could just blow me over
with one of those, sweetheart,
408
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,790
you know what are the, you
remember at the Johnson's cabin, we...
409
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:32,830
Feathers.
410
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,530
You could blow me over with a feather.
411
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:35,630
Well, you have a lovely home.
412
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:36,800
I love this carpet.
413
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,538
Oh. It reminds me of the quality
floor mats in my Honda CR-V.
414
00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,960
Oh, come on sweetie, that's not necessary.
415
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,600
You refer to your floor mats as quality,
416
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,290
I've never heard that level
of floor mat enthusiasm.
417
00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,570
Should we be caring more
about our floor mats, George?
418
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:52,520
I don't think we should
jump to conclusions, Deb.
419
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,010
Just let the man finish his story.
420
00:16:54,010 --> 00:16:54,820
They're floor mats.
421
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:55,860
That's the story.
422
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:56,970
Hey, what's this?
423
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:57,930
What's that? Look all around.
424
00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,360
There's things all around us.
425
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,430
Would you like to see a movie?
426
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:01,870
We have one. What is it, George?
427
00:17:01,870 --> 00:17:04,040
It's a, it's the, The Aviator.
428
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,780
No, no, it, The Avatar.
429
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:12,210
No thank you, that movie
is three hours of puke.
430
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:18,364
Of course, Britta's joking.
431
00:17:18,364 --> 00:17:20,663
We enjoy Avatar very much.
432
00:17:20,663 --> 00:17:21,486
We do?
433
00:17:21,486 --> 00:17:24,440
Yes, it's an immensely popular movie.
434
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,220
Of course, we love it.
435
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:31,340
How many alumni have responded?
436
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,030
Not many.
437
00:17:32,030 --> 00:17:34,270
But I think our current students
will show up for the degree raffle.
438
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:35,660
How about we put the DJ over there?
439
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:36,964
You're not gonna need a DJ.
440
00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:39,190
I've been saying that since the
invention of the shuffle button.
441
00:17:39,190 --> 00:17:42,850
I have booked a surprise
musical guest this evening.
442
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:47,690
A little piece of 90s nostalgia
you might call Natalie is Freezing.
443
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,320
Are you out of your damn mind.
444
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,760
What? You know this band?
445
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,450
You know damn well I do.
446
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,980
Why do you always wha, what, what,
are you trying to get me to like you?
447
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,516
- No.
- Good, 'cause it ain't working.
448
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:06,718
You weird, hair gelled, CPR dummy.
449
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:07,693
It's pomade.
450
00:18:08,715 --> 00:18:13,173
As long as I'm up here, does
anyone want anything reached?
451
00:18:13,173 --> 00:18:15,720
Hey, we're Natalie is Freezing.
452
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,870
Oh, are you Natalie?
453
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:19,530
I'm Julie. The name of the
band is Natalie is Freezing.
454
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,800
Why would anyone in the band be Natalie?
455
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,560
We're artists.
456
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,830
Cool.
457
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,710
So, our DJ was going to man
the frozen yogurt machine.
458
00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:26,820
Is that something you guys can handle?
459
00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:29,680
If you do need anything
reached, I've been practicing.
460
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,412
We like Avatar?
461
00:18:34,412 --> 00:18:36,410
In public, yes.
462
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:38,520
We like things most people like.
463
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,330
Our job isn't to alienate people.
464
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,030
We're on the job with my parents?
465
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:44,480
With everyone, everywhere, all the time.
466
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:46,930
You wanted a relationship.
467
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:47,880
A real one.
468
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,060
It's real.
469
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,110
Do you not think, Honda
makes good products?
470
00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:51,940
Of course, I do.
471
00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:54,070
That's never been remotely in question.
472
00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,920
But, why does that mean that I like Avatar?
473
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,470
Because you're not a monster.
474
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,650
Right, because people don't wanna
drive what a monster drives.
475
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,490
Stop the Honda, Rick.
476
00:19:02,490 --> 00:19:03,450
Do you hear me?
477
00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:08,356
Use a light press of your foot
to engage the highly responsive
478
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:12,771
anti-lock brakes of this
incredible vehicle, now.
479
00:19:12,771 --> 00:19:15,190
I want to be with you, the real you.
480
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:16,172
This is me.
481
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:17,780
This is what I do.
482
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:25,180
When I influence people to buy Honda
products, I feel God's pleasure.
483
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,770
That's from Chariots of Fire.
484
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,320
I love Chariots of Fire.
485
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:28,960
So do I.
486
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,708
Also we have to.
487
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:36,990
Dammit Britta.
488
00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:37,642
Oops.
489
00:19:43,169 --> 00:19:44,528
Oh man.
490
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:45,480
You people are everywhere.
491
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,965
I was looking for a place to hide.
492
00:19:46,965 --> 00:19:48,880
Don't worry, I'm not gonna bother you.
493
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:53,606
Okay then, give me a gin and tonic.
494
00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:01,582
Your friend Jeff booked Natalie
is Freezing for the dance.
495
00:20:01,582 --> 00:20:02,461
What?
496
00:20:02,461 --> 00:20:02,961
Tonight? We gotta go!
497
00:20:02,961 --> 00:20:05,171
Why aren't you excited?
498
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,920
I used to date her.
499
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,128
Natalie?
500
00:20:09,128 --> 00:20:10,586
Her name is Julie.
501
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:11,712
Why would the band's name be her name?
502
00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,378
She's an artist.
503
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,586
We've listened to them together.
504
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,830
You never said anything about this.
505
00:20:15,830 --> 00:20:20,705
She messed me up, she
messed me up pretty good.
506
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:23,040
Here's to forgetting.
507
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,060
Not gonna toast to that.
508
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:25,450
Well, then forget you too.
509
00:20:25,450 --> 00:20:26,460
Give me a break.
510
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,540
That's the whole problem.
511
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,650
Everybody's in such a rush to
protect themselves from each other.
512
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:35,289
Sure. Yes, you gotta defend
your castle, but you also gotta.
513
00:20:35,289 --> 00:20:37,730
What's that thing that castles have?
514
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:38,290
Walls?
515
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,420
- Come on.
- A moat?
516
00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,480
It goes over the moat, goes over the moat.
517
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,150
Enemy knights, cavalry, arrows?
518
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:44,760
No, come on. Stop it.
519
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,350
It goes like this.
520
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:47,400
Alligators?
521
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,460
No, it's one thing.
522
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:49,390
It's mechanical.
523
00:20:49,390 --> 00:20:50,440
One mechanical alligator?
524
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,840
Are you screwing with me?
525
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,390
I don't even know what the
hell you're talking about.
526
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,810
It's one mechanical thing.
527
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:55,700
It goes over the moat.
528
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,670
It goes like this.
529
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:57,330
A catapult!
530
00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,660
- Aah!
- Oh, Jesus!
531
00:20:58,660 --> 00:20:59,350
What, what are you doing?
532
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,770
Britta.
533
00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:01,270
I love you.
534
00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:03,460
I'm gonna quit Honda.
535
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:06,400
I'll get a job, I, I, I don't know.
536
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,350
What do regular people do?
537
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,500
Well they buy things.
538
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,650
I'll do that.
539
00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:11,400
For me?
540
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,230
No, for Honda.
541
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:12,980
Yes, for you.
542
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:17,250
Normally I would give you a hard time,
but I don't wanna be like this guy.
543
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:19,970
Wait you're coming.
544
00:21:19,970 --> 00:21:20,955
- I'm coming to you.
- You're coming over?
545
00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:21,664
Okay.
546
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:22,455
Do you?
547
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:23,956
Okay that seems like really the hard way.
548
00:21:23,956 --> 00:21:25,797
Okay wait, watch out for the split there.
549
00:21:25,797 --> 00:21:26,416
Okay.
550
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:27,205
Hold on.
551
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:29,080
Hold on to me!
552
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,831
Oh my god.
553
00:21:31,872 --> 00:21:35,079
Oh, wow, what do we do now?
554
00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:36,414
My school's having a dance tonight.
555
00:21:36,414 --> 00:21:37,831
My favorite band is playing.
556
00:21:37,831 --> 00:21:38,788
Let's go!
557
00:21:38,788 --> 00:21:39,830
Okay!
558
00:21:43,163 --> 00:21:45,455
A drawbridge, a drawbridge!
559
00:21:55,663 --> 00:21:56,955
You need a drawbridge.
560
00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:08,390
It's Elroy's favorite band too.
561
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:11,870
I once, I once hallucinated one
of their music videos in his RV.
562
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:12,690
That's weird.
563
00:22:12,690 --> 00:22:14,630
No, the Dean can't
introduce the band tonight.
564
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:17,140
He's in his office deciding
what kind of vehicles to buy for
565
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,490
the athletic department.
566
00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:20,290
Yeah, he needs a whole fleet.
567
00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:22,410
That's right a fleet of vehicles.
568
00:22:22,410 --> 00:22:24,080
He just needs to pick a model of car.
569
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:24,970
He's in his office.
570
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:27,871
- Did you hear that?
- Yes, I heard it, Rick, but we're out of the game.
571
00:22:27,871 --> 00:22:29,100
Not yet.
572
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,170
We can leave on a high.
573
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:32,850
The Dean is a level
seven susceptible, Britta.
574
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,990
It's a once-in-a-lifetime
feeling, you won't believe it.
575
00:22:34,990 --> 00:22:36,570
I do believe it, but I don't need it.
576
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:37,810
Do you?
577
00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,499
I'll just do this one last
job, then we'll be free.
578
00:22:45,038 --> 00:22:45,663
Be right back.
579
00:22:48,996 --> 00:22:51,871
Guess I'm a level seven susceptible too.
580
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:12,121
Why do they assume somebody
is named Natalie in the band?
581
00:23:12,121 --> 00:23:13,455
It, it like happens all the time.
582
00:23:13,455 --> 00:23:14,996
Like, remember we were in Syracuse?
583
00:23:17,371 --> 00:23:18,330
Elroy?
584
00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:21,663
Julie, you messed me up.
585
00:23:21,663 --> 00:23:23,730
You came after me because
I wasn't interested.
586
00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:25,610
You got me interested, and I fell hard.
587
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,320
Then you got bored and destroyed me.
588
00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:33,110
And I've been afraid to love anybody
for 20 years since, but not anymore.
589
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,950
Okay. I still love you, but I'm
not gonna keep on hurting others,
590
00:23:35,950 --> 00:23:36,720
just because you hurt me.
591
00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:38,620
Fine.
592
00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,663
Fine.
593
00:23:39,663 --> 00:23:44,300
That's you. That's my impression
of you, you jaded hipster a-hole.
594
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:45,280
I still love your music.
595
00:23:47,150 --> 00:23:47,700
Have a great gig.
596
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:51,080
Elroy, I'm tired of playing this game.
597
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:56,295
I like you and I want you to like me.
598
00:23:56,295 --> 00:23:57,246
Okay.
599
00:23:57,246 --> 00:23:58,955
You're a good guy, Jeff Winger.
600
00:23:58,955 --> 00:24:00,663
You and I are gonna be friends.
601
00:24:00,663 --> 00:24:01,830
Okay, great, whatever.
602
00:24:01,830 --> 00:24:03,580
I love you.
603
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,788
I love you.
604
00:24:04,788 --> 00:24:07,163
I love you.
605
00:24:07,163 --> 00:24:07,830
I love you.
606
00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:08,371
I love you.
607
00:24:08,371 --> 00:24:09,788
I love you.
608
00:24:09,788 --> 00:24:10,413
I love you.
609
00:24:10,413 --> 00:24:12,538
I love you.
610
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:23,680
Sorry, Britta.
611
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,650
Britta, did you know your boyfriend
was guerrilla marketing for Honda?
612
00:24:27,650 --> 00:24:30,940
I knew he represented
something I wanted to buy.
613
00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:33,520
I did good, Frankie.
614
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,820
Didn't I do good?
615
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:37,121
Yes, good Dean.
616
00:24:37,121 --> 00:24:38,246
Smart Dean.
617
00:24:38,246 --> 00:24:39,663
Mm-hm.
618
00:24:39,663 --> 00:24:42,038
He'll be fine.
619
00:24:42,038 --> 00:24:43,664
But he can never come back here.
620
00:24:43,664 --> 00:24:44,955
I understand.
621
00:24:49,871 --> 00:24:53,580
Of course if, you want to come with us.
622
00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:56,455
Because you are good.
623
00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,503
I had nothing to do with it.
624
00:24:58,503 --> 00:25:01,878
The 2015 Honda CR-V sells itself.
625
00:25:01,878 --> 00:25:07,253
That's why it's this year's Motor
Trend Sport Utility of the Year.
626
00:25:20,358 --> 00:25:22,737
Oh my, where did he go?
627
00:25:25,117 --> 00:25:26,928
Thank you.
628
00:25:28,157 --> 00:25:28,972
Thank you.
629
00:25:28,972 --> 00:25:31,244
I know all of you know this next one.
630
00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:35,109
Pillar of Garbage, woo!
631
00:25:36,387 --> 00:25:41,419
Moonlight, bleeding
glass and healing needles,
632
00:25:41,419 --> 00:25:45,024
amputated hearts are never whole.
633
00:25:45,024 --> 00:25:46,649
I think this song is about me.
634
00:25:46,649 --> 00:25:48,066
Too bright.
635
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,003
Or heroin.
636
00:25:49,003 --> 00:25:53,942
- Who cares?
- Dreaming as the screaming seagulls feed on parts
637
00:25:53,942 --> 00:25:58,098
of me I keep below, oh, oh, Orion.
638
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:01,691
Take off your belt and let
me go where you've been.
639
00:26:01,691 --> 00:26:08,192
I'm flying overhead the
buffalo are falling dead inside.
640
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:14,949
Eternity it was you and me, how
sweet it'd be, my wandering star.
641
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:37,150
So now I ask a question.
642
00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:38,630
Mom does, we answer it.
643
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:39,270
What am I?
644
00:26:39,270 --> 00:26:40,980
A rabbit. Obviously you can't do that,
645
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:43,330
obviously you can't ask what you are.
646
00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,646
Mom, change your ears. Okay, sweetie.
647
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,460
Well, you didn't say that before.
648
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,080
Dad, ask Mom a question about your ears.
649
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,190
I can't see my ears.
650
00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:51,230
That's why you're asking.
651
00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,610
Okay. Deb, what are my ears?
652
00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:53,170
No.
653
00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,230
Like, am I an animal?
654
00:26:54,230 --> 00:26:55,280
Well, yes.
655
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,440
You are, and so are you.
656
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,897
Britta, whatever happened to Rick?
657
00:26:59,897 --> 00:27:00,977
Oh my God.
658
00:27:00,977 --> 00:27:02,420
Okay, okay.
659
00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:03,840
Ships in the night I guess.
660
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,180
Why would you ask that?
661
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:07,350
I came over here, because
Rick and I broke up.
662
00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:10,090
I know that. I just thought
maybe something had changed.
663
00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:11,290
While I was sitting here?
664
00:27:11,290 --> 00:27:13,510
Well you know these days with all the apps.
665
00:27:13,510 --> 00:27:14,912
Play the game.
666
00:27:14,912 --> 00:27:18,047
All right, which friend
of ours collects me?
667
00:27:18,047 --> 00:27:19,626
Joann Schunbucker.
668
00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:20,612
I'm elephant.
669
00:27:20,612 --> 00:27:21,205
Yes.
670
00:27:21,205 --> 00:27:22,051
How in the hell did you...
671
00:27:22,051 --> 00:27:22,841
Am I an animal?
672
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:25,430
Not by a long shot.
673
00:27:25,430 --> 00:27:28,182
Do I work in your office?
674
00:27:28,182 --> 00:27:28,762
Mom.
675
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:31,490
Nathan, in accounts receivable,
not his first wife but second wife,
676
00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:33,046
the one that made cake for Memorial Day.
677
00:27:33,046 --> 00:27:34,172
Am I Mr Spock.
678
00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:37,121
Yes you are, that's it. I love this game.
679
00:27:37,121 --> 00:27:39,416
- I know.
- This is fun.
680
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,090
Oh.
681
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:46,939
I think we did something wrong.
682
00:27:46,939 --> 00:27:48,913
I know we did, Deb.
683
00:27:48,963 --> 00:27:53,513
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