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Cool, you got your picture
in pop tiger magazine,
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But what happened?
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You guys look terrible.
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What happened?
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That picture happened!
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[all moaning]
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Camille, get ready for a
twisted tale of adventure,
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danger,
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and nail-biting suspense.
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[spits]
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Hey, my tooth came out.
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No, wait. That's mine.
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♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
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♪ Make it count, play it straight ♪
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♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
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♪ where you go big time ♪
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♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
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♪ never quitin', make it real ♪
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♪ when you're going big time ♪
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♪ oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
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♪ hey, hey listen to your heart now ♪
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♪ hey, hey don't you feel the rush ♪
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- oh-oh, oh-oh
- hey, hey
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♪ go and shake it up ♪
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♪ whatcha gotta lose ♪
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♪ go and make your luck ♪
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♪ with the life you choose ♪
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♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
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♪ it's the only life you got
so you got to live it ♪
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♪ big time ♪
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So we were enjoying
a calm afternoon in the crib.
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Whoo!
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[all grunting]
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Whoo!
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[all yelling]
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[air horn blaring]
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Get your helmets off and your smiles on.
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Gustavo pulled some strings,
and if we hurry,
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you can make the next pop tiger hot-new-star
pinup fold-out special spring poster issue.
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Kelly, in English, please?
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It's picture day! Move it!
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- [air horn blaring]
- [all cheering]
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I can't believe we're gonna be in pop tiger.
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I know, it's totally awesome!
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What's a pop tiger?
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Only the most popular
teen magazine in the world.
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Is that Katie's?
Please tell me it's Katie's.
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Hey, this magazine has
great articles for guys too,
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like, "OMG, I IM'd the wrong BFF."
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"what one thing would hottie hunk Dak Zevon
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bring to a desert island?"
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I got to say, I'm curious.
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- His dog snowball!
- What?
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What an idiot.
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Everyone knows you
bring a roller coaster!
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You don't bring a roller coaster.
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You bring a flare gun
to signal passing ships.
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Oh, what, you don't think
people are gonna see
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my extreme looping coconut coaster?
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Your island is stupid.
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Your island is boring!
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- You're boring.
- No, you're boring!
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- You're boring.
- You're boring.
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[both yelling at once]
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[air horn blaring]
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Break it up.
You need to stay pretty.
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This picture could end up on
the walls of millions of girls.
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All: Did you say "millions of girls"?
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[all screaming]
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False alarm. It's not him!
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[all moaning]
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Somebody just spotted him at the front gate!
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[all screaming]
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Whoa, what was that?
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That was a pack of screaming
fan girls looking for Dak Zevon.
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He's in the studio recording vocals
for varsity vampire 2: Game on.
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[funky electronic music]
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♪ take it to the hoop every chance we get, ♪
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♪ 'cause when the sun goes down, ♪
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♪ we're creatures of the net. ♪
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[air hissing]
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Just one great picture in pop tiger
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and those girls will be screaming
for big time rush.
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[all yelling at once]
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Mom and Katie.
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Hey, what are you guys doing here?
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What, I can't just come down
to see my Big Brother, who I love?
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Oh.
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Here to see Dak Zevon?
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I just want him to autograph
this picture for my wall.
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Really?
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I didn't think you were into that stuff.
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I'm a preteen girl.
He's a cute pop star.
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I'm not made of stone, you know.
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Oh, yeah. Let me take a look at that.
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[in a high-pitched voice]
look, I'm Dak Zevon.
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And I love you, Katie knight.
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[all screaming]
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That's not him.
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[all screaming]
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Now, where's Dak recording?
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Sorry. I'm not allowed to say.
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Oh, look into those eyes and say that.
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Studio "b," down the hall to the right.
Just stop with the eyes.
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Girls... many girls in the...
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ouchies.
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[thumping dance music]
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[all yelling at once]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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This is so not like school picture day.
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Oh! [laughs]
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Are you ready to rock my camera?
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All: What?
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I said, are you guys ready to rock my...
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Hold on a minute!
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[music stops]
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That's better! So how
are you guys doing?
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[all speaking at once]
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Boys, this is Marcos del Posey,
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the best teen idol
photographer on the planet.
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Some say photographer.
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Some say magician.
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Mira. One camera.
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[grunting]
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Now, oh, two camera!
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[grunting]
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Okay, here's what I'm thinking:
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shirts open, hair blowing, with...
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the stuffy puppy.
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[all scream]
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- No.
- What?
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Marcos invented the stuffy puppy shot.
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Yeah, no!
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What I want is a simple shot
of the four best friends
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just chilling and being themselves.
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I totally agree.
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I totally don't care.
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Now get on the backdrop
and look handsome.
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Come on, take it over.
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I changed my mind about the island.
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I'm gonna bring a fridge
packed with ice cream.
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Where are you gonna get
the electricity, genius?
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Electric eels, duh.
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[both yelling at once]
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[air horn blaring]
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Dogs, heel!
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We need a great picture
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before the pop tiger messenger
gets here in two hours.
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Now look into the camera and
think about something funny.
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You mean like that?
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[all laughing]
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Take the picture.
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Take the picture now,
before something goes wrong!
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What could go wrong?
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I am Marcos.
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Oh, you don't know these boys,
so snap the picture now.
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- Freeze!
- Oh, so close.
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Gustavo Rocque, you failed to report
to your court-ordered community service.
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Officers, I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I'm talking about destroying
Matthew McConaughey's mailbox with...
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- her.
- He made me be the lookout.
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Hey, I'm the victim here.
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He plays the bongos
till 3:00 in the morning!
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- Let's go.
- Ow!
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Drama.
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[grunts]
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[pulsing dance music]
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Let me go. Come on.
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Get your hands off me.
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Gustavo.
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I see the photo shoot's going well.
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Griffin, perfect!
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Look, we're in a bit of a jam here.
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Tell them to take their hands off me
so I can take that picture.
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Don't worry.
I'll take care of everything.
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Ha, you heard the fourth
most powerful CEO in America.
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Oh, I didn't mean unhand you.
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I meant I'd take care
of the photo shoot.
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I'm very creative.
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[both speaking at once]
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Great news, everyone.
I'm in charge.
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Now, let's get my big-time boys
on the walls ff teen girls everywhere.
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[all cheering]
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All I have to do is push this button and...
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Wait.
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This isn't bad, but...
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Change everything.
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We need something bolder,
something nobody's ever seen before.
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[screams]
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Space matadors.
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I love it.
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He's right.
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All: No one's ever seen this before.
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[girls screaming]
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Mr. Zevon is not accepting visitors.
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Get out!
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[all moaning]
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And stay out.
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You guys handled that very well.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
we're here to see Mr. Zevon.
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Forget it, lady. Move along.
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Yeah, move along, lady.
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If you'll excuse me, boys, I
just need to get through here.
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Forget it.
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Look, she just wants an autograph.
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And look into these
eyes and try to say "no."
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Both: No.
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Man, you guys are good.
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The best.
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Both: Now, beat it!
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We're getting that autograph, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Ugh, I can't believe I helped
you vandalize private property.
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I can't believe somebody threw away
these perfectly good joke teeth.
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Um, those aren't joke teeth.
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Gimme those!
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We have to get out of here now.
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00:10:10,301 --> 00:10:14,238
Griffin may be a genius when
it comes to corporate takeovers,
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but he's got the creative
pop sensibility of a walnut.
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You set up a nice, perfect, simple shot.
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How bad could he mess it up?
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This is really messed up.
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Okay.
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Our first picture, and it's going to
brand us forever as space matadors!
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This is not going to impress
millions of girls.
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I would say six or seven Max.
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Smile pretty, pretty.
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Wait.
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[all sigh]
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The teen girl inside me
says something's missing.
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All: Yeah.
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Marcos knows what it is.
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- All: Kendall.
- Don't panic.
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In three seconds, Gustavo
will barge through that door
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and fix everything, like he always does.
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One...
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Two...
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Giant stuffy puppies for everyone.
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That's not Gustavo.
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[laughs]
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One, two, three. Beautiful.
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Okay.
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Perfect.
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The photo is now bold
and cute and cuddly.
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Let's shoot it.
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Smile pretty, pretty.
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♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
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Okay.
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Now we panic.
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Okay, I get it.
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You guys didn't want to look like space
matadors, but then what happened?
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Top teen photographer Marcos
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was about to take the picture when...
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Wait!
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We can't take this photo.
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- Why not?
- Because it's not finished.
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I mean, sure, it's bold and...
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And cute and cuddly, but we don't have...
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A snowmobile.
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- What?
- A what?
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Sure.
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With a snowmobile, you're
bold, cuddly, and dangerous.
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It's the pop pinup hat trick.
266
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:19,949
The space matadors are right.
267
00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,438
Get me a snowmobile.
268
00:12:23,095 --> 00:12:25,204
Everybody take five for a snowmobile break.
269
00:12:25,205 --> 00:12:26,675
[all cheer]
270
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:32,734
We cannot let Griffin take this photo.
271
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:34,764
By the way, kudos on
the snowmobile idea.
272
00:12:34,765 --> 00:12:37,079
Which is why I'm taking one
with me on my desert island.
273
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,625
A desert island has
a tropical climate, professor.
274
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,787
Will you just let me have fun
on my desert island?
275
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:42,984
It's mine.
276
00:12:42,985 --> 00:12:45,613
Well, I'm taking my lucky comb.
277
00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:46,671
But you're alone.
278
00:12:46,672 --> 00:12:47,926
No one's gonna see your hair.
279
00:12:47,927 --> 00:12:49,628
Hey, I'm there.
280
00:12:49,629 --> 00:12:50,850
Focus.
281
00:12:50,851 --> 00:12:51,570
All: Right.
282
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,002
We need to figure out a way
to change this photo.
283
00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:56,689
Yes, from cuddly space matadors to...
284
00:12:57,425 --> 00:12:58,844
Something like this.
285
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:00,350
There he is!
286
00:13:00,351 --> 00:13:02,239
[all screaming]
287
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:05,931
It's not him.
288
00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:09,524
[all screaming]
289
00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:19,526
Let's put this photo away before
somebody gets killed, shall we?
290
00:13:19,527 --> 00:13:22,992
Right. Now, where's Gustavo, 'cause
he should be saving our photo!
291
00:13:22,993 --> 00:13:24,931
Gustavo's not coming back,
292
00:13:24,932 --> 00:13:28,241
which means we have
to do this on our own.
293
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,663
Ouchies.
294
00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:35,366
Is my head on backwards?
295
00:13:35,367 --> 00:13:36,476
No.
296
00:13:36,681 --> 00:13:38,350
And we're in charge now.
297
00:13:38,454 --> 00:13:39,910
What do we do?
298
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,015
We're gonna take a secret photo
299
00:13:42,016 --> 00:13:45,088
and give that to the pop tiger
messenger when he gets here.
300
00:13:45,089 --> 00:13:46,920
James, you're in charge of wardrobe.
301
00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:50,119
We need cooler clothes.
No offense to matadors.
302
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,732
Logan, we need to get
this room super bright
303
00:13:52,733 --> 00:13:54,466
like Marcos' lights.
304
00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:58,367
And Carlos, you're gonna
break down any door,
305
00:13:58,368 --> 00:14:00,008
that stands in our way.
306
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:04,373
Great, but we still need a camera
and a white backdrop.
307
00:14:04,432 --> 00:14:07,069
No, we just need a camera.
308
00:14:07,070 --> 00:14:08,437
[Beep!]
309
00:14:09,959 --> 00:14:11,799
And when are we going to do all this?
310
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,048
We've got plenty of time.
311
00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:16,632
You know how long it's going to take Griffin
to find a snowmobile in L.A.?
312
00:14:16,633 --> 00:14:18,172
[engine revving]
313
00:14:18,173 --> 00:14:19,562
[all scream]
314
00:14:19,645 --> 00:14:21,267
Look what daddy found.
315
00:14:21,268 --> 00:14:23,967
Now let's go take that picture.
316
00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:26,524
[engine revving]
317
00:14:29,112 --> 00:14:30,550
We need to get back to the studio.
318
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:33,611
There is no way the dogs can
handle Griffin without me.
319
00:14:33,612 --> 00:14:35,866
Yeah, but how are we gonna get out of here?
320
00:14:35,988 --> 00:14:37,113
Here's the plan.
321
00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:39,408
Kelly, you start by tying together
322
00:14:39,409 --> 00:14:42,877
all the garbage bags to fashion
a crude zip line.
323
00:14:43,803 --> 00:14:46,210
Gums, you and I will make decoy dummies
324
00:14:46,211 --> 00:14:49,174
of discarded newspapers
and empty soda cans.
325
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,648
And corrections officer,
326
00:14:51,649 --> 00:14:54,353
you stand guard while the
corrections officer does...
327
00:14:54,354 --> 00:14:56,260
[moans]
328
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,855
New plan, run.
329
00:14:57,856 --> 00:15:00,024
This way to freedom, gums!
330
00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:03,354
Go on! I'll hold 'em off!
331
00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:06,713
We'll never forget you, gums!
332
00:15:10,413 --> 00:15:13,099
[adopts French accent]
Lunch delivery for Mr. Zevon.
333
00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:16,303
Is that the sweet salmon
with potatoes and tarragon?
334
00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:18,074
Uh, yes.
335
00:15:18,075 --> 00:15:19,973
That's not what he ordered.
336
00:15:22,512 --> 00:15:23,474
[laughs]
337
00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:27,237
Hey, fellas. Good to see you again.
338
00:15:28,089 --> 00:15:29,942
I told you this wasn't gonna work.
339
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,303
You know, I think we're all
gonna laugh about this someday.
340
00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,844
[knuckles cracking]
341
00:15:36,472 --> 00:15:38,580
[screaming]
342
00:15:38,581 --> 00:15:40,847
[Crash!]
343
00:15:42,455 --> 00:15:46,040
Ugh, you will get that
Dak Zevon autograph today!
344
00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:49,164
Ooh, I love it when you get
that mad, crazy look in your eye.
345
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,555
[growls]
346
00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:55,259
My inner teen girl is so putting
this picture on her wall.
347
00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:58,181
My inner teen girl says we need...
348
00:15:59,570 --> 00:16:01,678
One more stuffy puppy.
349
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,692
Your inner teen girl is wrong.
350
00:16:03,693 --> 00:16:05,066
Now shoot it.
351
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,491
- Wait!
- [groans]
352
00:16:10,398 --> 00:16:13,002
We need more fog.
353
00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:15,364
He's right. We need more fog.
354
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,584
- We're on it.
- More fog coming.
355
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:20,106
Come on, you guys. Fog it up.
356
00:16:20,107 --> 00:16:24,346
[all yelling at once]
357
00:16:29,491 --> 00:16:31,460
That might have been too much fog.
358
00:16:31,461 --> 00:16:33,007
[all coughing]
359
00:16:33,008 --> 00:16:36,067
All right, everyone.
Fog break. Five minutes.
360
00:16:36,718 --> 00:16:37,983
- See you later.
- Yeah, I agree.
361
00:16:37,984 --> 00:16:39,171
We'll see you later.
362
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,057
Secret photo time.
363
00:16:41,058 --> 00:16:43,021
- Nice!
- Let's go! Let's go!
364
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,902
Stand back, mi amigos.
365
00:16:54,978 --> 00:16:56,369
[screams]
366
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:58,161
[Crash!]
367
00:16:58,297 --> 00:16:59,871
That was fun.
368
00:17:00,359 --> 00:17:02,162
Enter my domain, boys.
369
00:17:09,684 --> 00:17:11,650
Looking good. It's what I do.
370
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:12,821
What about the pants?
371
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:14,150
We'll shoot it from the waist up.
372
00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:15,370
Move out!
373
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:34,065
Pop tiger and the walls
of girls everywhere,
374
00:17:34,648 --> 00:17:35,793
Here we come.
375
00:17:36,628 --> 00:17:39,898
[camera beeping]
376
00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:43,043
[beeping slowing]
377
00:17:44,365 --> 00:17:46,000
- Battery dead?
- Yep.
378
00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,472
[knocking at door]
379
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,875
Hey, fellas.
380
00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:53,313
The fog is gone.
381
00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:54,625
Let's take that picture.
382
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:57,156
[all talking at once]
383
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:01,468
[phone beeping]
384
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:04,300
Do you really think a screaming
teen flash mob is a good idea?
385
00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:06,258
Those security guards
were mean to my little girl,
386
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,797
and you will get that autograph.
387
00:18:07,798 --> 00:18:10,207
[girls screaming]
388
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,984
Ladies!
389
00:18:12,985 --> 00:18:16,256
Are you tired of being told
you can't meet your cute teen idol?
390
00:18:16,257 --> 00:18:17,361
All: Yeah!
391
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,299
Are you ready to show
those security guards
392
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,613
the collective power of
screaming teenage girls?
393
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:24,049
All: Yeah!
394
00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:26,708
Are you ready for a Dak attack?
395
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:28,459
[all screaming]
396
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,144
Or we could go home and let Dak live,
397
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:33,486
'cause, mom, I think
you've kind of lost it.
398
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,414
Let's get him!
399
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,415
[all screaming]
400
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,282
Yep, she's definitely lost it.
401
00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:45,386
♪ Take it to the hoop every chance we get, ♪
402
00:18:45,387 --> 00:18:46,800
♪ 'cause when the sun goes down, ♪
403
00:18:46,801 --> 00:18:48,393
♪ we're creatures of the net. ♪
404
00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:49,283
[girls screaming]
405
00:18:49,284 --> 00:18:50,759
Get ready. Here they come again.
406
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,580
Stupid, screaming teens.
407
00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:01,455
Been a pleasure serving with you.
408
00:19:01,855 --> 00:19:02,928
Get him!
409
00:19:02,929 --> 00:19:08,879
[all screaming]
410
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:23,360
- Hi, I'm Katie.
- I'm Dak?
411
00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:24,814
[all screaming]
412
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,273
Come with me if you want to live.
413
00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:27,382
Thanks.
414
00:19:31,598 --> 00:19:36,879
[all screaming]
415
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,665
He's not in here.
416
00:19:38,942 --> 00:19:40,627
Find Dak!
417
00:19:40,628 --> 00:19:42,955
[all screaming]
418
00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:46,787
All right, the pop tiger
messenger is on his way.
419
00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:49,878
Now, let's take this picture.
420
00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,476
- All: Wait!
- No more waiting!
421
00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:53,541
Gentlemen.
422
00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:04,262
Now, smile pretty, pretty.
423
00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:07,162
Well, maybe girls will like
space matadors
424
00:20:07,163 --> 00:20:10,101
on a star-mobile
holding stuffy puppies.
425
00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:11,332
Both: They won't.
426
00:20:16,819 --> 00:20:18,981
Well, this'll never work.
427
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:25,321
I've been hit.
428
00:20:25,522 --> 00:20:28,596
Hey, look, it's Dak Zevon!
429
00:20:28,597 --> 00:20:29,456
There he is!
430
00:20:29,457 --> 00:20:31,118
[all screaming]
431
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:32,969
[camera shutter clicking]
432
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,734
[all screaming]
433
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,223
I can't believe that actually worked.
434
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,890
[all screaming]
435
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:51,817
Dogs, what is going on here?
436
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,818
Oh, we're saving our photo from Griffin.
437
00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:57,157
[horn honking]
438
00:20:58,146 --> 00:21:01,661
I'm here to pick up a photo card
for pop tiger magazine.
439
00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:03,148
All: Coming right up.
440
00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:10,327
Hey.
441
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:11,803
Ah.
442
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,357
Shoot it from the waist up.
443
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,968
Smile pretty, pretty.
444
00:21:24,595 --> 00:21:26,441
All: Take the picture!
445
00:21:26,972 --> 00:21:28,129
[camera shutter clicks]
446
00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,704
[all moaning]
447
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:30,767
Huh.
448
00:21:31,471 --> 00:21:34,067
Get to the part where you get your butts
kicked and put meat on your faces.
449
00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:35,969
We're getting to that.
450
00:21:37,549 --> 00:21:38,735
[all sigh]
451
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:44,505
- Here you go.
- See you in pop tiger, boys.
452
00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:45,798
All: Yes!
453
00:21:46,356 --> 00:21:48,381
[engine revving]
454
00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:51,245
I don't know what happened here today,
455
00:21:51,881 --> 00:21:54,941
but maybe we should leave
the dogs alone more often.
456
00:21:57,522 --> 00:21:59,465
Hey, guys, look who I found today.
457
00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:02,099
I think she just saved my life.
458
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,928
That's Dak Zevon!
459
00:22:04,929 --> 00:22:08,129
[all screaming]
460
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:22,701
Huh, who knew such a simple picture
could bring you so close to death?
461
00:22:22,702 --> 00:22:24,867
But it was totally worth it.
462
00:22:24,868 --> 00:22:28,367
'cause we're going to be
on the walls of millions of girls.
463
00:22:28,368 --> 00:22:30,286
All over the country.
464
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,351
Of course you are.
465
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,351
'cause Dak Zevon is on the other side.
466
00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:35,604
All: What?
467
00:22:38,476 --> 00:22:42,207
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
468
00:22:42,339 --> 00:22:45,809
♪ ah, ah, ah-ah, oh ♪
469
00:22:56,329 --> 00:22:58,204
All: Any kind of guy you want, girl,
470
00:22:58,205 --> 00:23:00,832
- that's the kind I'll be.
- that's the kind I'll be.
471
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:03,175
♪ Turn myself upside down. ♪
472
00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:04,999
♪ Yes, I will. Yes, I will. ♪
473
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:09,283
- All: any kind of guy you want, girl
- You know I'll agree,
474
00:23:09,284 --> 00:23:11,661
♪ turn your whole world around. ♪
475
00:23:11,662 --> 00:23:13,583
♪ Yes, I will. Yes, I will. ♪
476
00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:17,531
All: # Any kind, any kind,
any kind of guy you want. #
477
00:23:17,532 --> 00:23:20,117
♪ If you decide to change your mind, ♪
478
00:23:20,118 --> 00:23:22,761
♪ I will be there. ♪
479
00:23:24,116 --> 00:23:25,363
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480
00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:35,533
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