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[ALEXA] 4:00 p.m. was naptime, for
me and babies and old people.
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But there's one thing I had
on the pudding-and-diaper crowd:
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when I woke up, Katie would be there.
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Usually Katie would be there.
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At some point.
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- [CRIES OUT]
- [THUDS]
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Ouch!
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[GRUNTS]
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Alexa?
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[YAWNS] Katie.
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[YAWNS] How long have you been here?
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OK, so, how did rehearsals go?
Tell me everything.
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Oh, OK. The craziest thing happened.
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You know Emma, the girl
playing the Nurse?
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Yeah.
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Well, a bat flew into the auditorium,
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smacked her right in the back of the
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head and just knocked her off the stage.
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Yeah. She sprained her ankle
and had to get a rabies shot.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, we're not laughing at that?
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Oh, that reminds me, the funniest thing
happened in sixth period.
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OK, so, Jeremy bent over and he fl...
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- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- Ooh, it's Kendall.
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[LAUGHS]
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- Seriously?
- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Oh, sorry.
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[LAUGHS]
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- Look at this picture Beth just texted.
- Who's Beth?
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Is that an armpit?
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Oh, that's so Beth.
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Oh, sorry. So, what were you saying?
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- Oh. So, Jeremy bent over and he...
- [KNOCKING]
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Hey, guys.
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You're into books, right?
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Uh... Y-Yes.
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Cool.
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I've got to find a classic
and write a report,
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but the only book in my room
was Curious George,
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which totally holds up, by the way.
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- Any ideas?
- Pride and Prejudice?
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Not prejudiced, can't relate.
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Um... The Grapes of Wrath?
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Hmm.
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I do love me some high-intensity wrath.
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And grapes.
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Thanks, Lex.
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That will be disappointing for him.
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ When I can't take it any longer ♪
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♪ You make me feel stronger ♪
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ When I can't take it ♪
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♪ You make it so much better ♪
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♪ We'll do this together ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, we'll do this together ♪
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ We'll do this together ♪
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Oh, wow! Look at all these posters!
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So cool! I'm so excited for you!
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Yeah, maybe we'll have a full house.
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Oh, my gosh! A full house!
No, I can't handle that.
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- Are you kidding me?
- But you're so good!
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Thanks.
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[ADMIRERS] Katie!
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Katie! Wherefore art thou, Katie?
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[CHUCKLES] Save it for Verona,
Lord Capulet.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Hey, Alexa.
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[ALEXA GASPS]
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Dylan! [LAUGHS]
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What's going on?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Nothing much. Hey, don't forget
that tutor session we have later.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, my God, Dylan! You're so funny!
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That... wasn't really a joke.
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Oh, stop it!
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The Romeo and Juliet meeting
commenceth now.
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Commenceth now
the Romeo and Juliet meeting.
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[GIRL] One of those
dresses is for Katie.
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Katie, wait.
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Cast... only.
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Commenceth elsewhere.
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Have not saints lips,
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and holy palmers, too?
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Ay, pilgrim,
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lips that they must use in prayer.
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- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Oh, that might be Scott!
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My boyfriend.
I haven't heard from him in a while.
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His cell phone's been in the shop.
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That's a thing.
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Keep acting.
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Uh...
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Saints do not move,
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though grant for prayers' sake.
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Then move not,
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while my prayer's effect I take.
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"And kiss."
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[RYAN CHUCKLES]
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Well, it wasn't Scott,
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but my much-younger sister's
getting married.
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[LAUGHS]
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Great job, everyone... I think.
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Uh... Shouldn't we kiss in this scene?
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I-I mean, to practice for Friday.
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Or... do we even have to kiss at all?
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See, I'm not sure
how necessary it is to the story.
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It's Romeo and Juliet.
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Not all couples kiss these days,
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or come to the door to pick you up.
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Sometimes it's just
a couple of honks and you're off.
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Katie is really good.
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Oh, I know, right?
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People have been telling me,
but I just assumed they were being nice.
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I'm Bennett, Romeo's dad.
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Jennifer.
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Uh... Ryan's good, too.
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Eh.
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Ryan's pretty overwhelmed
with two days left.
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He asked about Katie coming over
to rehearse tomorrow.
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Oh, that's perfect.
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Your family should come
over to our place.
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"Hosting rehearsal,"
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that sounds like something from the
volunteer list, doesn't it, huh?
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- Great. We'll bring pizza.
- Perfect!
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Will you bring one with veggies
so I don't have to make a salad?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Great.
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Ooh! I'm so excited
to finally try this on!
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Oh, you're going to be
a beautiful Juliet.
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Or maybe a headless ghost.
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[LORI LAUGHS]
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Hey, sweetie! I thought I'd stop by
before class to see you.
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[KATIE] If only you could.
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[LORI LAUGHS]
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Yeah, I think you got here
two inches too early.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Neckline humor. That's... funny.
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Oh, Katie, in case you get hungry,
I made you a PB and J.
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Well, we were almost out of jam,
so it's more like a PB and "juh."
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[JENNIFER CHUCKLES]
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Lori brought me a
turkey sub, but thanks!
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[GRUNTS] Here.
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- Bye!
- Oh, wrong way.
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Oh. Bye, Mom.
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OK. I'll see you tonight, um...
or two inches later.
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[SILENCE]
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Or whatever. Just...
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- [SIGHS]
- All right.
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Well, I still have a
little bit of work on
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my end, but then you'll be set to shine.
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Uh... Yeah. Yeah, hopefully. I'm not
sure that last scene was working.
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The kiss scene?
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Yeah.
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Is this your first kiss?
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Yeah.
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[GROANS] My first kiss
will be in front of an audience.
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You know, I-I barely know Ryan.
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Well, then don't count it.
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I had a first kiss that didn't count.
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Yeah. It was tenth grade
and he was a football player.
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His name was Zack, uh...
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It started with an "M."
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Anyways, I was cheering at a game
and I kicked him in the head.
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So I tried giving him CPR, um...
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but it didn't work.
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It was a sloppy mess.
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So... So this doesn't have to count?
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- Uh-uh.
- Thanks, Lori.
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So, was it good CPR at least?
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Well, I swallowed his mouth guard,
so I'd have to say no.
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OK, SO THE ANSWER IS: A, 21;
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B, -6; or...
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C, I'm secretly a superhero?
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Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
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Hey, pay attention! I'm important.
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Katie's posting pictures
of her Juliet dress.
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It's like, we get it already.
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I know, right? I mean, I look cute in my
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Juliet dress, but I don't show it off.
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I just never see her.
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I'm sure she'll make a great Juliet.
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She could work a little on her Katie.
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Feeling left out?
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- Aren't you supposed to be tutoring me?
- Thank you.
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So the answer is: A, 21...
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[SIGHS] I just feel a little left out!
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You know, I could play the Nurse!
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[CHUCKLES] OK, a girl
sprained her ankle.
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It's a really funny story.
I'll tell you later.
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How about you do two more problems,
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then tell me how it's funny
when people hurt themselves?
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Hm. You know, clearly your superpower
isn't a sense of humor.
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And she was weaned...
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I never shall forget it...
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of all the days of the year,
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upon that day.
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Captivating!
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Hey.
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Hey! Hey, thanks for
coming by to see me.
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No, I'm auditioning for...
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Sorry, can't talk. Working on my lines.
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...the Nurse.
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So?
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You were great, but with your health...
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Please.
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I can do it.
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Well,
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my mind wants to say no,
but my heart wants to say...
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- [LORI] No!
- ...also no.
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Mom, seriously?
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You can't overexert yourself. I'm sorry.
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[MS. ROGERS GASPS] Wait.
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I have the perfect job!
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She'll be able to sit the whole time,
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and it will be under the tutelage of one
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of the most dynamic members of our team.
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Don't touch anything.
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Watch and learn, and maybe someday
you'll find a way to tame this...
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beautiful beast.
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Though I doubt it. This place is doomed
when the Garth-man graduates.
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I heard the vacuum. Is Grandma coming?
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Katie's friend and his parents
are coming over for dinner,
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so you've got to put
on some pants, Jack.
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You can't just spring pants on someone.
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They're coming soon and bringing pizza.
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Pizza! I can pants for pizza.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Katie, get down here!
I'm being a theater mom!
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Hi.
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[CHUCKLES] Welcome.
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- Thanks for having us.
- Hey, Ms. Cooper.
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Just... Just you two?
Where's uh... Romeo's mom?
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- [CHUCKLES]
- We're separated.
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Oh. Oh.
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Well, more pizza and wine for us.
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[LAUGHTER]
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But we went crazy
and brought Indian food instead.
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[YELLS] What?
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I put on pants!
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OK.
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And what is that accent she's doing
for Lady Montague?
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I have no idea.
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[IMPERSONATES] It's like British
with a hint of Muppet, you know?
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Oh, this is fun! Theater war stories.
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
You know, I played Eliza Doo...
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Mom!
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I just think when someone says
they're gonna bring pizza...
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Jack.
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- You and your pants are excused.
- Fine!
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[BENNETT] Oh.
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Um... Well...
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Well, we have to rehearse.
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00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,947
Oh, great! We can all take a part.
258
00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,409
Or we can go sit on the deck.
259
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,744
Perfect. I'm tired of being Juliet.
260
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,621
Although I do have the legs for it.
261
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,708
[RYAN CHUCKLES]
262
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,961
- So um... where do you want to start?
- [CLEARS THROAT] Um...
263
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,839
- You know what we haven't practiced?
- Death scene.
264
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,257
- The kiss.
- The kiss!
265
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:15,800
Sure. Yeah, why not?
266
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:19,470
I should probably apologize
in advance if it isn't... good.
267
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,180
I haven't, uh...
268
00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:24,267
Oh, I-is this your first kiss?
269
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,351
[RYAN SCOFFS]
270
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,020
What? Come on!
271
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,521
Yes.
272
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,525
[CHUCKLES] So... maybe...
273
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,986
[CLEARS THROAT]
...maybe, for the sake of the show...
274
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,155
Yeah, yeah. Oh, for
the sake of the show.
275
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,907
For the show's sake. For the...
276
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,408
Let's just do it, yeah?
277
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,493
- OK.
- Um... Hmm.
278
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:44,579
[DOOR OPENS]
279
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,955
[GASPS] Lucas!
280
00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,624
[LUCAS] Hey, Katie.
281
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,335
Turns out Grapes of Wrath is a downer.
282
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,630
You got any other ideas?
283
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,882
Um... I'll go look. Yeah.
284
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,635
Hey, man.
285
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,719
Nice!
286
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,185
Ryan seems like a sweet kid.
287
00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,729
Yeah. Yeah, it's just a little awkward.
288
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:10,813
Awkward?
289
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,732
Because it's your first kiss?
290
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,400
- Mom.
- Are you a little nervous?
291
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,944
Mom!
292
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,738
Oh, honey. First kisses are a big deal.
293
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,823
You know, my first kiss...
294
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,826
I'm fine, Mom, OK?
Lori already talked to me about it.
295
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,580
You talked to Lori
about your first kiss?
296
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,290
Yes. Yes, so I'm good.
297
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,375
[KATIE GIGGLES]
298
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:32,919
[KNOCKING, DOOR OPENS]
299
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,254
Hey, neighbor.
Hey, listen, I broke my scissors...
300
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,756
You stole my moment!
301
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,717
You're a... moment stealer!
302
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,638
- What?
- You know darn well what.
303
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,475
Ever since you started doing the
costumes, you and Katie have been all,
304
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,395
"two inches too late,"
and "turkey subs,"
305
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,146
and "Jennifer's a jerk."
306
00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:58,111
- What are you talking about?
- Overreacting? I am not overreacting!
307
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,115
OK, it's late and...
308
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,367
your teeth are stained red,
so I'm gonna go.
309
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,704
But I still need your scissors.
310
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,872
- Well, I will go get them.
- Thank you.
311
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:10,957
I heard that!
312
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,379
Buddha, Buddha.
Gouda, Gouda, Buddha, Buddha.
313
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,840
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
314
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,302
- Hey. I just wanted to...
- Huh? What?
315
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,366
I just wanted to tell
you to break a leg.
316
00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:27,187
I'm sorry. Can we talk after the show?
317
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:30,059
You want me to tell you to break a leg
after the show?
318
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,186
[KATIE GROANS]
319
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,231
- Can you find a place to put these?
- Where do you want me...
320
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:36,983
Oh, Agnes, where's my gold snood?
321
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,653
[SIGHS]
322
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:45,908
Is this going to be fun?
323
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,286
It's kids doing Shakespeare,
don't get your hopes up.
324
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,792
- Oh, Lori dropped something.
- Oh, Lori doesn't need our help.
325
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,085
She can do it all.
326
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:59,213
Mom, why is your eye twitching?
327
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,557
- Are you OK? You look flushed.
- I'm fine.
328
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,226
- Did she look flushed?
- Please don't pierce my Adam's apple.
329
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,478
It's my moneymaker.
330
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,691
Oh, thank you. Um...
Will you put it there?
331
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,155
OK, then. I'll, uh...
332
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:25,615
Jennifer, wait.
333
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,118
Listen,
334
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,662
I'm sorry if I stole your moment.
335
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,456
It's just,
336
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,041
with Alexa...
337
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,335
we're always talking about her health.
338
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,255
I don't get those fun talks,
like first kisses.
339
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,423
Ow!
340
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:44,926
- I'm sorry.
- That's OK.
341
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,344
No one's talking to you.
342
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,806
I'm just afraid
that I'm no longer around enough
343
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,433
to have any impact
on my own daughter's life.
344
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,435
Oh, honey, that's not true.
345
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,229
Come here.
346
00:14:58,689 --> 00:14:59,982
This was beautiful.
347
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,653
And a little painful.
348
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,699
All right, thespians,
let's get ready to blow some minds.
349
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,577
You're a high school lighting guy.
350
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,662
That's right.
351
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,956
God said, "Let there be light..."
352
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,083
and there was Garth.
353
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:20,586
[KATIE] For saints have hands
that pilgrims' hands do touch.
354
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,881
And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
355
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,550
O, then, dear saint,
356
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,177
let lips do what hands do.
357
00:15:28,511 --> 00:15:29,720
They pray;
358
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:32,348
grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
359
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:36,185
Saints do not move,
though grant for prayers' sake.
360
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,271
Then move not,
361
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,648
while my prayer's effect I take.
362
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,823
Ew!
363
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,784
Whoa.
364
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,661
Straw me.
365
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,629
[SLURPING]
366
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:05,506
[EXHALES]
367
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,592
[FLUTE PLAYING]
368
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,681
So, how do you like it so far?
369
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,185
- There's more?
- Here, read the program.
370
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,774
Look at all these parents
who volunteered.
371
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,697
Did you know you're
allowed to help, Mom?
372
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,067
[SIGHS] Yeah.
373
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,361
Hey, here's Katie.
374
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,030
Oh, look, she thanked Lori.
375
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,781
- Mm.
- And Garth.
376
00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,074
The lighting guy?
377
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,536
Eighteen hours of labor
and she thanks the lighting guy.
378
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,206
"And... Mom." That's you.
379
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,749
What? What does it say?
380
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,833
Eh, too long.
381
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589
"And, Mom,
watching you work so hard for our family
382
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,717
is what's inspired me
to work so hard for this show.
383
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,761
I wouldn't be who I am without you."
384
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,137
[LAUGHS AND SNIFFS]
385
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:56,307
That's right, I-I made an impact!
386
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,391
[CHUCKLES]
387
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,311
Uh... Read the bio. I-I'm "Mom."
388
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,604
[JENNIFER LAUGHS]
389
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,274
Why is it so hot in here?
390
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,360
[SIGHS] I'm sweating like crazy.
391
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,153
[GROANS] Now I have to pee. Thanks!
392
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,155
How is that my fault?
393
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,115
You let me drink too much soda.
394
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,700
Total rookie mistake.
395
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,870
You can make up for it
by getting us snacks from backstage.
396
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,789
Got to keep fueling the Garth-mobile.
397
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,920
Eat up, Garth-mobile.
398
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:28,631
Thirty seconds! Thirty seconds!
399
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,800
Oh, Alexa! I'm so glad to see you.
400
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,343
Me, too. You're doing great.
401
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,459
Some of the lighting cues have been off.
402
00:17:34,466 --> 00:17:35,143
What?
403
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:38,099
Yeah, when they're off even a
little bit, it ruins my focus.
404
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,809
I am barely hanging on out there.
405
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,061
Places, everyone! Places!
406
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,312
It's not my fault. Garth...
407
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,690
I don't care whose fault it is,
just make it happen.
408
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,488
Oh, I'll make something happen.
409
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,326
[DOOR HANDLE RATTLES]
410
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,036
[GARTH] Hey. Hey!
411
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,581
What are you doing in there? Let me in!
412
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,374
- [BANGING ON DOOR]
- Let me in!
413
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,045
Uh...
414
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,464
Nurse, will you go with me into...
415
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,757
Uh...
416
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,593
...into my closet to help...
417
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,971
me sort such needful ornaments...
418
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,307
ornaments... ornaments...
419
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,852
as you think fit to furnish me tomorrow?
420
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,690
No, not till Thursday.
421
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,400
There is time enough.
422
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:30,484
[BANGING ON DOOR]
423
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,028
[GARTH] I'm begging you!
424
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,947
There might be college theater scouts
in the audience!
425
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,617
[KATIE] Come on, Alexa! Open the door!
426
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,869
- [KATIE GROANS]
- [GARTH] Come on.
427
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,872
Yes!
428
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,123
[GARTH SIGHS]
429
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,084
I'm so sorry, Jezebel.
I should have never abandoned you.
430
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,377
What are you doing?
431
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,212
Sorry, tech crew only.
432
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,173
Aren't you supposed to be on stage?
433
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,093
If only thy Juliet were thee around...
434
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,846
Ay, that would be goodeth.
435
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,900
Oh, my gosh!
436
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,278
[GARTH GROANS]
437
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,198
[SIGHS] You feel good about yourself?
438
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,826
I licked those.
439
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,087
For never was a story of more woe
440
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,632
than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
441
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,550
[RENAISSANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
442
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:38,803
[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]
443
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,097
They die?
444
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,517
You didn't tell me they die!
445
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,313
You were amazing!
446
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,190
Ah.
447
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,859
Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you!
448
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,695
Oh, thanks, Mom!
449
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,073
Katie, nice job out there.
450
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,866
Oh, hi! Thanks!
451
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,284
I-I can't believe you came.
452
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,372
Well, when I saw the posters of you
up in school, I suddenly realized,
453
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:07,984
why read a whole book when I could just
454
00:20:07,991 --> 00:20:09,715
watch the play and do my report on that?
455
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:10,793
[KATIE LAUGHS]
456
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,670
Yeah, cool. Cool, cool.
457
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,217
- Good show, Katie.
- Uh... Yeah. Yeah, you, too.
458
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,135
Katie.
459
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,095
[KATIE SIGHS]
460
00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,680
You were amazing out there.
461
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,307
And I was definitely
rooting against you.
462
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,893
Oh. Uh... Thanks, Vanessa.
463
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,194
How did you memorize all those lines?
464
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:32,487
Well, I mean, it took
a ton of hard work.
465
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,394
But Alexa helped me almost every night.
466
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,366
Oh, right. You're friends with her?
467
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,863
Yeah, she's my best friend.
468
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,865
Really? I never see you guys together.
469
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,545
I'm the worst.
470
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,757
Go on.
471
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:00,843
I'm sorry, OK?
472
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:03,304
I was so in my head wanting to be good,
473
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:06,223
I-I didn't even realize
how rude I was being.
474
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,184
OK, if it weren't for you,
475
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,103
I never would have gone out for
this play in the first place.
476
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,607
I'm glad you did. And you were great.
477
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,817
I'm sorry, too.
478
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,571
I was just feeling really left out
and I snapped.
479
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,325
And you know the worst part
about not talking to you?
480
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,578
I had no one to complain about you to.
481
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,704
[ALEXA CHUCKLES]
482
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,457
And, boy, did I have some stuff to say.
483
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,541
[KATIE LAUGHS]
484
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,588
Oh, you're... you're burning up.
485
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,256
Uh... Lori?
486
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,092
Honey?
487
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:46,263
Yeah, you have a fever. OK, it's
no big deal. You know the drill.
488
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,516
You have a fever,
you gotta be monitored at hospital.
489
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,434
- OK.
- [NATHAN] Hey, Katie.
490
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,061
After-party at my house.
491
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,605
I'm so proud of you.
Have a great time tonight.
492
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,400
Come on, Katie.
493
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,154
[ALEXA] Katie had to goto the after-party.
494
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,115
She deserved every bit of praise
she was gonna get there.
495
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,869
But I should have known better.
496
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,789
I mean, this is Katie
we're talking about.
497
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,334
It's just a tiny fever. Go.
498
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:18,587
Maybe you can still make it in time
for pin the tail on the Garth.
499
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,256
Hey.
500
00:22:21,048 --> 00:22:22,883
This is where I want to be.
501
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,135
Fine.
502
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,931
Well, since we're stuck
here for a while,
503
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,058
how about that first kiss?
504
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:34,645
Hey, look, it doesn't count, OK?
We were... We were acting.
505
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,854
Yeah.
506
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:37,439
Acting like you loved it!
507
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:38,566
I did not!
508
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,776
- Yeah, you did!
- No!
509
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:42,486
It was like a...
510
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,572
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
511
00:22:48,450 --> 00:22:50,452
[UPBEAT THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
512
00:22:50,526 --> 00:22:55,385
- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
513
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:58,335
♪ Hey! ♪
514
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,389
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
515
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♪ I've got you ♪
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♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ We'll do this together ♪
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