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- RIGHT NOW,
THE GALAXY IS BEING SAVED
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BY HEROES.
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- (GROWLING)
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- "BONAFIDE HEROES" IS
HOLO-RECORDED ON LOCATION
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WITH THE MEN AND WOMEN
OF THE GALACTIC PROCTECTORATE.
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GOOD EVENING.
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I'M RUGGEDLY HANDSOME
VETERAN SCREEN ACTION HERO
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KIRK MANLORD.
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WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION
OF "BONAFIDE HEROES."
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TONIGHT WE PROFILE
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GALACTIC PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN
DUCK DODGERS,
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A BONAFIDE HERO.
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IT'S AN UNCOMPROMISING,
UNPREDICTABLE RIDE,
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JUST LIKE MY NEW MOVIE,
"MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV,"
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OPENING THIS FRIDAY.
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AS OUR CAMERAS
INVADE HIS PRIVACY,
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WE'LL MEET
HIS MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS,
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HIS MOST HATED FOES,
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AND SEVERAL LESS SIGNIFICANT
FIGURES IN HIS LIFE.
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FINALLY, CAPTAIN DODGERS HIMSELF
WILL TELL US,
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IN HIS OWN WORDS,
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WHAT IT MEANS TO BE
A BONAFIDE HERO.
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LIKE ME, IN MY NEW MOVIE,
"MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV."
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- (SNORING)
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- HA HA HA! HA HA...
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HA HA HA! HA...
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HA HA HA!
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HA...
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WAKE UP!
YOU ARE LAZY AND WORTHLESS!
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HA HA! AND POWERLESS TO STOP ME!
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YOU THINK I GO AWAY?
BUT I'M STILL HERE!
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HA HA!
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YOU WANT PEACE AND QUIET?
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TOO BAD! HA HA...
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I'LL NEVER LET YOU SLEEP AGAIN.
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HA HA!
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NOT BROKEN. HA HA HA HA!
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HA, HA, HA HA HA!
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- CAPTAIN DODGERS
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ISN'T REALLY AN EARLY BIRD.
AND HE'S NOT
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A NIGHT OWL, EITHER.
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MORNING, NOON, AFTERNOON,
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AND EVENING ARE ALL BAD.
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HE'S OK AT DUSK.
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SOMETIMES.
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- CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING,
CADET?
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- YES, SIR?
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- WHY IS THERE A CAMERA CREW
IN OUR KITCHEN?
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- THAT'S THE "BONAFIDE HEROES"
CREW.
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- WHAT?
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- "BONAFIDE HEROES."
THE TV SHOW.
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
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- THEY'RE FROM
"BONAFIDE HEROES."
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- WHAT'S THAT? A CHARITY?
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I'M NOT FALLING
FOR THAT AGAIN!
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UNLESS THEY PROMISE
TO MAKE ME IMMORTAL.
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- NO, IT'S A TV SHOW.
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THEY'RE HERE
TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND,
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REMEMBER?
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- OK.
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SO WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA?
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- IT'S A TV SHOW!
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- WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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- DODGERS IS HANDS-DOWN
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THE WORST LISTENER
WHO HAS EVER LIVED.
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YOU'LL HAVE
A CONVERSATION WITH HIM,
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AND MOMENTS LATER,
HE WON'T RECALL A SINGLE WORD.
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IT'S UNCANNY.
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SWEET MOTHER! RUN!!
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- (SCREAMING)
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- PERFECT.
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OK, I'M READY.
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AND...ACTION!
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THAT MEANS, "START ROLLING."
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- THEY'RE ALREADY ROLLING,
CAPTAIN.
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- RIGHT,
BECAUSE I SAID, "ACTION!"
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AMATEURS.
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- I'M STILL IN THE ROOM,
CAPTAIN.
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- HE MAY LOOK, TALK, AND EAT
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LIKE AN UTTER BUFFOON,
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BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE,
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DODGERS IS A GENIUS.
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PERHAPS THE ONLY THING
DODGERS POSSESSES
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IN GREATER ABUNDANCE
THAN BRILLIANCE
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IS BRAVERY.
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- SO...
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WHAT LIFE-THREATENING MISSIONS
ARE ON OUR AGENDA TODAY,
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MY EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET?
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- WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?
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- HA HA HA!
A FINE JOKE, YOUNG CHUM.
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EVEN HEROES LIKE TO LAUGH
NOW AND...HA HA!...THEN.
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- ACTUALLY, IT'S A SLOW DAY.
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- A SLOW DAY IN SPACE?
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NONSENSE!
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- UH, YEAH.
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ANYWAY, WE'RE ON PATROL
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
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- VERY WELL. ON MY MARK, PATROL!
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- WE'RE ALREADY DOING THAT.
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- RIGHT,
BECAUSE I SAID, "PATROL!"
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ANYTHING UNUSUAL ON OUR FLASHING
THINGIES THAT SCAN STUFF, CADET?
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- YOU MEAN THE SCANNERS? NO.
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- NOW?
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- AFRAID NOT, SIR.
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- HOW ABOUT...
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- ALL CLEAR, CAPTAIN.
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- GOOD! THAT MEANS
WE'RE DOING OUR JOB
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AND DOING IT WELL.
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CADET, ISN'T IT TIME
FOR OUR SECRET MEETING?
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- UH, WELL, I...
WHAT SECRET MEETING?
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- YES,
WHAT SECRET MEETING INDEED.
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WELL-PLAYED, CADET. LET'S GO.
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I'M AFRAID THIS MEETING
IS TOP SECRET, GENTS,
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SO NO CAMERAS ALLOWED.
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- OH, SORRY. IT'S A SECRET...
A SECRET...A SECRET...
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IT'S CLASSIFIED.
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- DODGERS, A HERO?
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(LAUGHS)
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(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
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- WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE AND CHARISMA
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MAY NOT BE ENOUGH
TO CARRY THE SHOW.
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WE NEED ACTION.
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- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO,
MAKE UP A CRIS?
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- THAT'S BRILLIANT.
- OY. I WASN'T SERIOUS.
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- WHO CARES? WE'RE DOING IT.
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AND THEY'LL NEVER
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
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OH, WAIT,
WHO'S THAT INVISIBLE GUY
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WHO JUST ESCAPED FROM PRISON?
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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- HEY, YOU CAN'T
MISS EVERYTHING,
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NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY.
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- THEY CALL HIM, "CAMOMAN."
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- "CAMELMAN"?
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- NO, "CAMO," AS IN CAMOUFLAGE.
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- DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CAMEL?
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- NO, IT'S CAMO. C-A-M-O.
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AND HE'S NOT INVISIBLE,
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HE JUST BLENDS
INTO HIS SURROUNDINGS.
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LIKE A CHAMELEON.
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- SO WHY NOT CALL HIM,
"THE CHAMELEON"?
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- BECAUSE THAT NAME'S
ALREADY TAKEN.
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- BY WHO?
- BY THE CHAMELEON.
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- WELL, THAT'S OUR GUY.
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I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T SEE HIM,
AND WE SAY HE'S HERE,
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WHO'S TO SAY HE'S NOT?
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- ANYONE
WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN.
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- AND IF WE CAN GET HIM TO
CHANGE HIS NAME TO "CAMELMAN,"
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IT'LL BE PERFECT!
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- CAPTAIN, THIS IS A MONUMENTAL
VIOLATION OF ETHICS.
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- ETHICS? THIS IS TV, CADET.
THERE ARE NO ETHICS IN TV.
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- GOOD POINT.
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- HEY, IT FINALLY WORKED!
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ARE THERE
ANY UNAUTHORIZED INTRUDERS
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ON BOARD THE SHIP, CADET?
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- NO.
- CADET!
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- (SIGHS)
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I MEAN, YES, CAPTAIN,
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THERE IS AN INTRUDER
ON BOARD THE SHIP.
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- GREAT SCOTT! AN INTRUDER!
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ARE YOU PICKING UP
ANYTHING UNUSUAL
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ABOUT THIS
HIGHLY DANGEROUS INTRUDER?
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- OH, YES. ACCORDING
TO MY MAGIC FAIRY WAND,
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THE INTRUDER IS
INVISIB...INVISIB...
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YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM.
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- GREAT SCOTT!
RIGHT THROUGH HIM!
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THAT IS UNUSUAL.
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WHY IT MUST BE
THE INVISIBLE CAMELMAN!
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"A CRIM...A CRIMINAL
WHO RECENTLY ESCAPED
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"FROM THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE
PENITENTIARY,
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"AND IS ABLE TO BLEND
INTO HIS SUR...
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SURROUNDINGS AT WILL."
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AND WHERE ON THE SHIP IS THIS
MYSTERIOUS CAMELMAN, CADET?
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- IT'S "CAMOMAN,"
AND MY CRYSTAL BALL SAYS
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HE'S ON THE DECK
OF LIES AND DECEIT.
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OR THE CARGO BAY.
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- THE CARGO BAY!
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WHAT A FITTING SETTING
FOR A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN
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WITH AN ELUSIVE,
UNSTOPPABLE FOE, HMM?
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- UH, YEAH.
SHOULD WE GO DOWN THERE,
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OR ARE WE PRETENDING
TO DO THAT, TOO?
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- KNOCK IT OFF!
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ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T USE THAT LAST PART.
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NO, OR THIS.
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- (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
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YOU'RE KILLING ME!
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- YES, I'M DODGER'S ARCHENEMY.
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BUT I'M ALSO
SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
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FOR INSTANCE,
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I'M A NOVICE GOURMET CHEF.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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AND I SCULPT CLAY UNICORNS.
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- (SNICKERING)
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- BUT MY TRUE PASSION
IS SINGING.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A SONG?
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- LET'S JUST SAY
THE COMMANDER IS TO SINGERS
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WHAT DODGERS IS TO CAPTAINS.
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THEY'RE BOTH APPALLING.
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CENTURIONS, ON THE OTHER HAND,
HAVE WONDERFUL SINGING VOICES.
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IN FACT,
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME VOICE.
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-DON'T YOU AGREE?
- YES, I DO.
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- HE'S VERY SMART.
- AND VERY WELL-SPOKEN.
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- THAT'S WHY WE CHOSE HIM
TO SPEAK FOR US.
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- REALLY, DID YOU?
- I DID, TOO.
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- (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)
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A HERO!
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OH, MOMMY, MAKE IT STOP!
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- WE SHOULD ORGANIZE THIS STUFF.
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- IT IS ORGANIZED.
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
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- THERE HE IS. DO YOU SEE HIM?
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- CAMOMAN?
OH, YEAH, I SEE HIM.
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YEP, THERE HE IS, ALL RIGHT.
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- STAY HERE. I'LL HANDLE HIM.
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JUSTICE IS BLIND, CAMELMAN,
BUT I'M NOT!
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I SEE YOU, AND YOU'RE GUILTY!
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- OH, HE WORKED ON THAT LINE
FOR AN HOUR.
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- HAH!
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OOF! UNH! OOF! OH!
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OHH! OOF!
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- GUESS WHO GETS
TO CLEAN THIS UP?
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- NOT BAD, CAMELMAN!
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- OW!
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- BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
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(CRASH)
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- LET'S SEE
HOW EASY IT IS FOR YOU
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TO TURN INVISIBLE AND ESCAPE
FROM PRISON THIS TIME!
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- WELL DONE, SIR.
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MAYBE CAMOMAN HAS A MESSAGE
FOR THE VIEWING PUBLIC.
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- HE HAS THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT, CADET.
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YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING I TRAMPLE
ON HIS RIGHTS, ARE YOU?
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- UH, NO,
BUT HERE'S A SUGGESTION:
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HELP CLEAN UP
THIS ABSURD MESS YOU MADE!
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- I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING, CADET.
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DOING EVERYTHING IS YOUR JOB.
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- SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW?
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THERE'S MORE?!
236
00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:49,784
- HEROIC STUFF.
237
00:10:49,851 --> 00:10:53,387
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE HEROIC STUFF,
238
00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:56,990
INCLUDING A PREVIEW
OF "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV,"
239
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,959
AFTER THESE MESSAGES.
240
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:03,697
STAY FROSTY.
241
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,163
- (MEN SHOUTING)
242
00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:15,576
- ARE THEY MEN, SIRE?
243
00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:18,879
- THEY'RE NOT JUST MEN,
McCHIRPY.
244
00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,281
THEY'RE MANBEASTS.
245
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,985
- AYE! IT'S GOING
TO BE A WAR, THEN.
246
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,088
- NOT JUST A WAR, OLD FRIEND.
247
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,424
A RAGEWAR!
248
00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:34,361
NOW, GO GET THEM!
249
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:37,865
- BY MESELF?
250
00:11:37,932 --> 00:11:40,401
- WELCOME BACK
TO "BONAFIDE HEROES."
251
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,003
I'M KIRK MANLORD,
252
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:46,241
AND THAT WAS A PREVIEW
OF "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV."
253
00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:50,177
HERE WITH ME IS MY SIDEKICK
IN THE MOVIE, McCHIRPY.
254
00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:52,513
- ACTUALLY,
I'M GEORGE McCULLESS,
255
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,749
AND I PREFER "CO-STAR."
256
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,183
- GLAD TO HAVE YOU, McCHIRPY.
257
00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,786
AND NOW WE RETURN
TO CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS,
258
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,355
BONAFIDE HERO.
259
00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:06,326
- MY NAME IS GEORGE! GEORGE!!
260
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,862
- AFTER CATCHING BAD GUYS,
261
00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:10,197
THERE'S NOTHING
I LIKE TO DO MORE
262
00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:12,767
THAN UNWIND WITH MY AXE.
263
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,002
- DODGERS IS THE WORST
GUITAR PLAYER IN EXISTENCE.
264
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,071
HE SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS.
265
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,273
HE'S THAT BAD.
266
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,475
HE'S A PUNK. REALLY.
267
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,310
- YUP, JUST ME AND MY AXE.
268
00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,446
(SPROING)
269
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,047
- UH, YEAH.
270
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,183
- OH, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
271
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,320
DR. I.Q. HI HERE.
272
00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:35,056
- YEAH, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
273
00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:39,493
- YES, WELL, I HEAR
CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER
274
00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,195
FOR YOUR CAPTURE OF CAMOMAN.
275
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,031
SO, CONGRATULATIONS.
276
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,266
- THANKS, CHIEF.
277
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,402
JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE JOB.
278
00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:52,306
- RIGHT. SO, GOOD JOB.
279
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,607
- UH-HUH.
280
00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:56,710
WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU WANTED?
281
00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,180
- UM...NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF.
282
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,881
- OK, BYE.
- NO, NO, WAIT!
283
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,484
- DODGERS, OLD PAL.
284
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,020
KUDOS ON THE CAMOMAN COLLAR.
285
00:13:06,087 --> 00:13:09,523
WHY, IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
THAT I, STAR JOHNSON,
286
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:12,159
SINGLE-HANDEDLY NETTED
AN INVISI-COUGAR
287
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,794
USING NOTHING BUT A SHOELACE.
288
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,796
OH, YES, TINY THOUGH
IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN,
289
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,564
IT WAS WRAPPED
NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE,
290
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,068
BUT THRICE AROUND
THAT ANIMAL'S NECK,
291
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,369
AND PI...
292
00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:24,705
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS.
293
00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:27,074
- SIR, WE'RE BEING HAILED AGAIN.
294
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,509
- NO MORE CALLS, CADET.
295
00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,745
I CAN ONLY TAKE
SO MUCH PRAISE PER DAY.
296
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,114
- BUT, SIR, IT'S CAPTAIN SOLEIL.
297
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,116
- AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
298
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,651
YEAH, CAPTAIN AURORA SOLEIL
299
00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:40,120
AND I HAVE QUITE A HISTORY.
300
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,121
SHE HAD A CRUSH ON ME
301
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,556
FROM THE DAY I MET HER.
302
00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:45,693
- HAVE I EVER HAD A CRUSH
ON CAPTAIN DODGERS?
303
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,728
NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.
304
00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:50,364
- WE DATED FOR MONTHS...
YEARS, I MEAN.
305
00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,399
SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH ME.
306
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:56,169
- GO OUT WITH HIM?
YOU MEAN, ON A DATE?
307
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,572
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
308
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,307
NEVER! NOT EVEN ONCE!
309
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,743
NO, NEVER!
EVER!
310
00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,578
- WHEN SHE ASKED ME
TO MARRY HER,
311
00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:06,147
I HAD TO BREAK IT OFF.
312
00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:10,785
DUCK DODGERS IS A LONE WOLF,
A FREE BIRD, A HAN SOLO...
313
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,353
- WHAT IN BLAZES
IS GOING ON HERE?!
314
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,623
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY YACHT?
315
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,925
- MARRY HIM? ARE YOU INSANE?!
316
00:14:17,992 --> 00:14:22,992
WHO SAID THAT?!
LET ME SEE YOUR NOTES.
317
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,432
- OH, HELLO, AURORA.
318
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,667
- CAPTAIN DODGERS, ARE YOU...
319
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,936
- CALL ME "SHNOOKUMS,"
BABY CAKES.
320
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:31,772
- CALL ME "CAPTAIN SOLEIL,"
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
321
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:34,475
ARE YOU CLAIMING
YOU'VE CAPTURED CAMOMAN?
322
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,377
- CLAIMING, NOTHING! WE GOT HIM!
323
00:14:36,444 --> 00:14:39,247
- REALLY? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
TRACKING CAMOMAN FOR WEEKS,
324
00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:42,150
AND MY SOURCES SUGGEST
HE'S STILL AT LARGE.
325
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,051
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED
BETTER SOURCES.
326
00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:46,053
- MY SOURCES INCLUDE
A LASER RETINAL SENSOR
327
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,589
PLACING CAMOMAN
ON A MILKY WAY CRUISE LINER
328
00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,357
8 MINUTES AGO.
329
00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,526
WITH 99% CERTAINTY.
330
00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:53,928
- SOUNDS THIN.
331
00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:57,197
IF HE REALLY WAS THERE,
WHY DIDN'T YOU BAG HIM?
332
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,033
- HE DISAPPEARED. HE DOES THAT.
333
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,802
- HI, AURORA.
YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY.
334
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,404
- THANK YOU, CADET.
SO DO YOU.
335
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,906
- HEE HEE HEE...OOH!
336
00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,275
- CAPTAIN,
I'D LIKE TO SEE CAMOMAN.
337
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,543
(CRASH)
338
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,846
- SO WOULD I,
BUT NO ONE CAN SEE HIM.
339
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,247
THAT'S HIS THING, REMBER?
340
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,216
- YOU CAN
IF HE STANDS NEAR PLAID.
341
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,551
HE CAN'T MIC PLAID.
342
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:20,120
BUT I'M SURE
YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
343
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,222
- OF COURSE.
344
00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,057
CADET, FETCH THE PRISONER
AND MY KILT.
345
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,860
(IMITATES STATIC)
346
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:30,926
OH, NO, LOOKS LIKE
TRANSMISSION IS BREAKING UP!
347
00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,567
- NO, THE TRANSMISSION IS FINE.
348
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,203
- CALL YOU BACK. BYE!
349
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,504
- DODGERS, DON'T YOU DARE HIT...
350
00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,006
- WHEW.
351
00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:41,074
- SIR, WE HAVE
AN UNAUTHORIZED INTRUDER
352
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,477
IN THE EVAPORATION ROOM.
353
00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:44,745
- A REAL ONE?
354
00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:47,414
UH, I MEAN, ANOTHER ONE?
355
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:48,749
ON SCREEN!
356
00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:51,184
- (EVIL LAUGHTER)
357
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,486
- SIR, IT MUST BE...
358
00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:53,987
- A MALFUNCTION!
359
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,656
DARN CHEAP SHIP.
360
00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:57,091
OH, UH, CADET?
361
00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:59,526
- TIME FOR ANOTHER
SECRET MEETING?
362
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,594
- YOU GOT IT.
363
00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:01,695
- I DON'T KNOW A DUCK DODGERS.
364
00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:03,464
- WRONG!
- OF COURSE!
365
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:06,199
I'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS
WITH DUCK DODGERS SINCE BIRTH!
366
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,601
- NO!
367
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,504
- PSST! DID YOU KNOW
THAT OPENING YOUR OWN TOLLBOOTH
368
00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:12,506
ON A PUBLIC ROAD IS ILLEGAL?
369
00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:14,140
ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
370
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,077
- NO!!
371
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,111
- HI, OFFICER.
YOU LOOK GREAT IN BLUE.
372
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,447
CAN I WEAR YOUR BADGE?
373
00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:23,450
- SIR, CAMOMAN IS ON THE SHIP.
WE HAVE TO CATCH HIM.
374
00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,485
- NO, WE ALREADY CAUGHT HIM.
375
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,154
- WE CAUGHT
THE PRETEND CAMOMAN.
376
00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:29,357
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE REAL CAMOMAN.
377
00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:32,293
- CADET, AS FAR AS
THOSE CAMERAS ARE CONCERNED,
378
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,263
THE PRETEND CAMELMAN
IS THE REAL CAMELMAN.
379
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,200
- CAMOMAN!
CAMOMAN!!
380
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,269
- WHATEVER.
WE COMMITTED TO A STORY LINE.
381
00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:44,404
WE CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW.
IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL.
382
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,973
- HARBORING
AN ESCAPED FELON ISN'T?
383
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,845
- NO. BESIDES, IF WE IGNORE HIM,
I BET HE'LL JUST GO AWAY.
384
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,981
- SO WE'RE PRETENDING
THE REAL CRIMINAL ISN'T HERE,
385
00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:57,084
BECAUSE WE PRETENDED A PRETEND
CRIMINAL WAS HERE FIRST?
386
00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:59,187
- DIDN'T FOLLOW THAT, BUT YES.
387
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,154
- THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
388
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,156
- CADET, IT'S TV.
389
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,392
- YOU WIN.
390
00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:07,394
- GREAT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA
FOR OUR NEXT SCENE.
391
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,863
LET'S HIT THE GYM.
392
00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,264
- HIT THE GYM? YOU?
393
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,266
(MUTTERING)
394
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,371
- (EVIL LAUGHTER)
395
00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,906
- I GAVE UP BOUNTY HUNTING
BECAUSE OF DODGERS.
396
00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:20,908
ACTUALLY, DODGERS HAD
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT,
397
00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:25,546
BUT YOU'RE FREE
TO SAY HE DID IF YOU WANT.
398
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,647
- UNH!
399
00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,348
- EAT ON YOUR OWN TIME, FRANK!
400
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,752
- OOH! AHH! OHH!
401
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,587
WHEW, WHAT A WORKOUT!
402
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,323
I REALLY PUSHED IT TODAY.
403
00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,624
- YEAH, YOU'RE PUSHING IT,
ALL RIGHT.
404
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:41,061
- LOOK AT ME!
I'M DRENCHED IN SWEAT!
405
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,295
- YEAH, SWEAT.
406
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,296
- I SAID "SWEATING"
407
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,364
NOT "SWIMMING!"
408
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,100
- WHY DON'T YOU DO IT THEN?
409
00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,435
- YEAH, GOT TO KEEP MYSELF
IN SHAPE
410
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,572
TO TAKE DOWN SCUM LIKE CAMO GUY.
411
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,107
NOT THAT HE WAS A CHALLENGE.
412
00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:56,343
I EAT BAD GUYS LIKE HIM
FOR BREAKFAST.
413
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,111
I ALSO EAT BACON!
414
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,146
- UH, CAPTAIN?
415
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:02,115
- NOT NOW, CADET.
I'M RUMINATING.
416
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:02,883
- BUT, SIR...
417
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,552
- LATER! THAT'S AN ORDER!
418
00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,688
AND PUT A LITTLE MORE MAGIC
IN THOSE FINGERS, WOULD YOU?
419
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,591
HONESTLY, MY WORK IS NEVER DONE.
420
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,093
MUCH BETTER.
421
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,061
YOU SEE, THE KEY TO LEADERSHIP
IS YELLING.
422
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,097
AND BACON.
423
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,965
OH, IS IT TIME
FOR A MIRROR BREAK?
424
00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:20,233
- NO, I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
425
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,536
IT'S A SURPRISE.
426
00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:23,971
- CADET, I LOOK AT A MIRROR
EVERY TWO MINUTES.
427
00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:25,973
NOTHING I SEE
WILL BE A...SURPRISE?
428
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:30,611
- HI.
- AAH!
429
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,679
IT'S CAMELMAN!
430
00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,248
I'M STARTLED BECAUSE HE ESCAPED,
431
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:38,052
NOT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
432
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,154
- GOOD COVER, SIR.
- THANK YOU.
433
00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:42,322
MAN, I'VE BROKEN
LIKE 200 OF THESE.
434
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,757
I WONDER IF THAT'S BAD.
435
00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,294
- DODGERS? YEAH, HE'S OK.
436
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,162
YOU GUYS WANT TO SHOOT ME
LIFTING AN ENGINE BLOCK
437
00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:50,331
OR RUNNING REAL FAST
OR SOMETHING?
438
00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:53,801
- I DON'T CARE IF THE SCANNERS
SAY CAMOMAN IS DOWN HERE.
439
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,936
I JUST CLEANED THIS PLACE UP!
440
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,871
LET'S WAIT UNTIL HE GOES
SOMEWHERE ELSE, HUH?
441
00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:59,240
- LIKE WHERE, THE KITCHEN?
442
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:01,575
NAME ONE SHOW WHERE
THE CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN
443
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:02,977
TAKES PLACE IN A KITCHEN.
444
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:06,480
- "IRON CHEF," EVERY EPISODE.
445
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,481
- NAME TWO.
446
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,183
- FINE, BUT CAN THIS BE THE LAST
447
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,918
CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN
YOU HAVE TODAY?
448
00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,321
- IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.
WE'LL SEE.
449
00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,722
GOOD THING I SAVED
THESE OLD WORK SUITS, HUH?
450
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,158
- WHERE DID YOU WORK,
451
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,793
AT THE SMALL AND SHORT MAN'S
UGLY SUIT STORE?
452
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:20,861
- YES, WHY?
453
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,963
- UH, JUST CURIOUS.
454
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,666
- WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE,
CAMEOMAN!
455
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,335
- CAMOMAN!
456
00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:30,904
- RIGHT! SO SHOW YOURSELF
WHERE THE CAMERA CAN SEE YOU!
457
00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:34,121
LIGHT THEM UP, CADET!
458
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,678
- HEY, GUYS, LISTEN!
459
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,513
LET ME EXPLAIN
WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
460
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,747
- READY, CADET?
461
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,883
- ALL SYSTEMS PLAID, SIR.
462
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,352
- NO, WAIT!
THE REASON I'M HERE IS...
463
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,289
(CRASH)
464
00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:53,356
- GIVE IT UP, CAMELMAN!
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
465
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:55,796
AND NEITHER ARE WE!
466
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,898
- FINE! THE ONLY REASON
I'M EVEN HERE
467
00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,334
- IS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ON TV.
- WHAT?!
468
00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:03,837
- YEAH, I HEARD THEY WERE
SHOOTING "BONAFIDE HEROES" HERE.
469
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:07,507
I LOVE THAT SHOW!
KIRK MANLORD RULES!
470
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,842
- REALLY? THAT'S IT?
471
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,878
- I'M AN ESCAPED CONVICT.
472
00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:14,148
WHY ELSE WOULD I BOARD
A PROTECTORATE SHIP?
473
00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:17,584
- YOU WANT TO BE ON TV, HUH?
474
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,120
- I'M A SNEAKY BAD GUY.
475
00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,021
AND WHEN I BREAK THE LAW,
476
00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,689
I KNOW ONLY ONE PERSON
477
00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:23,857
CAN CATCH ME:
478
00:20:23,924 --> 00:20:25,826
CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS,
479
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,462
THE SMARTEST, BRAVEST,
480
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,764
COOLEST...UH...
481
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:31,799
- HUNKIEST.
482
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:35,035
- REALLY? IS THAT EVEN A WORD?
483
00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:37,504
...HUNKIEST HERO ANYWHERE.
484
00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,839
HOW WAS THAT? GOOD?
485
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,708
- SOLID, BABE. THAT'S A WRAPPER.
486
00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,144
- WAIT, WE'RE STILL DOING
487
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:45,579
THE HEROIC COOKING SEGMENT,
RIGHT?
488
00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:46,396
- NO.
489
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,854
- INSPIRING STUFF.
490
00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,089
ON BEHALF OF McCHIRPY
491
00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:57,758
AND EVERYONE
AT "BONAFIDE HEROES,"
492
00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,527
I THANK YOU FOR JOING US.
493
00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:04,594
AND ORDER YOU TO GO SEE
"MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV."
494
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:05,833
GOOD NIGHT.
495
00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,501
- I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
496
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,869
- HOLD ON, KIRK!
497
00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,538
I HAVE A FEW PARTING
THOUGHTS BEFORE WE GO!
498
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,739
- ACTUALLY, THE SHOW'S OVER.
499
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,208
- OH, NO, IT'S NOT!
500
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:18,311
THIS SHOW AIN'T OVER
UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!
501
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,950
HEY!!
502
00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:24,718
- CADET, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BRAIN?
503
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,787
I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHERE I LEFT IT.
504
00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:30,891
YOU'RE NOT ROLLING YET,
ARE YOU?
505
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,325
- WELL, AS LONG
AS THE LIQUID IS BLUE,
506
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,728
IT'S HARMLESS.
507
00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:38,795
IF IT TURNS RED, WELL,
I WILL HAVE 5 SECONDS TO LIVE.
508
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,469
♪ I AM A PIRATE KING ♪
509
00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:46,536
- ♪ HE IS THE PIRATE KING ♪
510
00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:58,152
- I STILL LOVE DUCK DODGERS.
511
00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:01,155
BUT HE'LL NEVER, EVER KNOW.
512
00:22:01,222 --> 00:22:03,772
IS THAT THING ON?
513
00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:17,104
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY MADE DODGERS A CAPTAIN.
514
00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,006
I'D BE A BETTER CAPTAIN
THAN HIM.
515
00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:22,523
I'VE GOT MY OWN HELMET.
516
00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:26,780
- SO WHOSE VOICE DO YOU DO?
517
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,015
- YOURS.
518
00:22:28,082 --> 00:22:29,917
- WELL, KEEP PRACTICING.
519
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,351
HOW ABOUT YOU, SLIM?
520
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:34,387
- (STAMMERING)
521
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,722
THINK ABOUT IT.
522
00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,592
TH-TH-TH-TH
UH, LINE?
523
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,394
- THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
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