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♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
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♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
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♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
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♪ IN THE 24th
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AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
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- I HAVE THE CODES, SIR.
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- WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?
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- I WAS AT A CONCERT LAST NIGHT.
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LOST MY VOICE.
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IT WAS A GREAT SHOW.
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- JUST GIVE ME THE CODES.
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- FRESH GROUND PEPPER, SIR?
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- MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?
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- YOU?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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GET OUT OF MY MIND!
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HUH?
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STOP HIM!
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HE HAS THE CODES!
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(ALARM)
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- SWEET OR SALTY?
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SWEET OR SALTY?
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HMM.
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HEY, WAIT YOUR TURN, BUB.
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BACK OFF, BUSTER.
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YOU CAN'T BORROW A QUARTER.
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IN FACT, I NEED TO BORROW
A QUARTER FROM YOU...
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PLEASE.
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- LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT
AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE,
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MANOBRAIN.
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- EEW.
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A BRAIN?
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GROSS.
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- WRONG AS ALWAYS, I.Q.
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I'M EXACTLY AS SMART
AS I THINK I AM.
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- I PLAYED THE FIFE
IN MARCHING BAND.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- THE FIFE?
AND YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?
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- CUT THAT OUT!
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SERIOUSLY,
I'VE NEVER PLAYED THE FIFE.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT A FIFE LOOKS LIKE.
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I PLAYED SPORTS
WITH ELECTRICAL ORBS
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AND LONG, HEFTY CUDGELS,
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AND I WAS GOOD.
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I MEAN IT.
KNOCK IT OFF.
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- DO IT AGAIN!
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WAIT, LET ME GET
A CAMERA FIRST.
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THIS LIGHT'S GETTING
AWFULLY HOT.
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MAKES YOU JUST WANT TO SPILL
THE BEANS, DON'T IT, CHUMP?
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ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS!
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SOMETIMES I DRINK MAYONNAISE
STRAIGHT FROM THE JAR.
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- LET'S NOT PLAY MIND GAMES,
MANOBRAIN.
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WE BOTH KNOW THOSE CODES
WILL OPEN THE PERSONAL CLOSET
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OF THE PRESIDENT
OF OUTER SPACE.
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- YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
A BIT SINCE COLLEGE...
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UP-TIGHT, REPRESSED,
HIGH-STRUNG,
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YOU'RE EVEN STILL WEARING
THOSE RIDICULOUS GLOVES.
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- AND YOU'RE STILL THE SAME
WORTHLESS, TREACHEROUS,
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OVER-SIZED BALL OF GRAY MATTER
YOU WERE IN COLLEGE.
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- WAIT, YOU GUYS WENT
TO THE SAME UNIVERSIT...
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UNIVERSIT...ALMA MATER?
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- WE WERE ROOMMATES
IN THE DORM.
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OUR ROOM WAS KNOWN
AS THE "THINK TANK."
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- BROTHER.
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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
THE MOST BORING ROOM ON CAMPUS.
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- NO, IT WAS A CONGRESS
OF BOLD IDEAS
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AND INNOVATIVE THEORIES.
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ANYWAY, AFTER WE GRADUATED,
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WE WORKED TOGETHER
FOR THE PROTECTORATE
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UNTIL MANOBRAIN FALSELY
ACCUSED ME OF BETRAYAL.
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- YOU DID BETRAY ME.
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- I DID NOT!
- BROTHER.
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THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
THE MOST BORING LAB ON EARTH.
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- NEVER MIND HOW BORING WE WERE.
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WE NEED THOSE CODES
IN CASE THE PRESIDENT
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LOCKS HIMSELF
INSIDE HIS CLOSET.
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- PRESIDENTIAL BLUE.
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF I WORE YELLOW...
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I MEAN, BESIDES IMPEACHMENT.
UH-OH.
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- NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER.
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WE'LL BE THERE
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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- I BET YOU LIKE
TWO SUGARS, HUH?
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WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE
SUGAR IN THERE,
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AND THAT'S AS GOOD
AS IT GETS
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UNTIL YOU TELL US WHAT
WE WANT TO KNOW, SMART GUY.
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- MANOBRAIN,
IF YOU DON'T GIVE US THE CODES,
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THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE
WILL SUFFOCATE
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AND YOU WILL BE
CHARGED WITH HIS MURDER.
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- AND YOU DON'T WANT
MURDER ON YOUR RESUME.
TRUST ME.
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- I CANNOT GIVE THAT
WHICH I DO NOT POSSESS.
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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU STOLE THE CODES
FROM MY BRAIN.
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- AND HID THEM IN HIS BRAIN.
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- GUYS, LOOK AT
THIS GREAT SUCTION HAT
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I FOUND IN THE BATHROOM.
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- OK, SO GET THEM OUT.
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- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THERE?
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IT'S A DISASTER.
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NO OFFENSE.
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- NONE TAKEN.
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- THE PRESIDENT WILL RUN OUT
OF AIR IN 8 HOURS.
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WE MUST FIND THOSE CODES.
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- WELL,
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,
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YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN ME.
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- FINE.
WE'LL ALL GO.
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- GOOD LUCK
TRYING TO GET IN THERE.
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LAST TIME MANOBRAIN
TOOK ME BY SURPRISE.
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THIS TIME MY BRAIN IS READY.
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NOTHING GETS IN OR OUT
WITHOUT MY...
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COME ON IN,
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THE BRAIN'S FINE.
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- SO, WHERE DO WE START?
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- LET'S ASK A LOCAL.
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FASCINATING.
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THIS MUST BE DODGER'S ID,
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AN EMBODIMENT OF DODGER'S
MOST BASIC DESIRES
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AND INSTINCTS.
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- HOW CAN YOU MISSPELL "ID"?
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- IDD?
THAT ME.
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ME WRITE NAME ON SIGN
SO ME NOT FORGET IT.
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ME SMART...AND HUNGRY.
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- IF I REMBER FREUD CORRECTLY,
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AND I DO,
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DODGER'S CONSCIENCE,
OR SUPER EGO,
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MUST BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
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- HALT, VILLAINOUS INTRUDERS,
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OR FACE THE MIGHT OF SUPER EGO!
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- OH, WE'RE NOT EVIL.
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WE'RE FRIENDS.
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- VERY WELL,
IF YOU SAY YOU'RE NOT EVIL,
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THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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(LAUGHS)
- GREAT.
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DODGER'S EGO
SHOULD ARRIVE ANY MINUTE.
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I CAN'T WAIT.
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- WHAT'S EGO?
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- EGO IS HOW DODGER
SEES HIMSELF.
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(CAR HORN HONKS)
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- WHOA-HEY!
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THE NAME'S GO...
E-GO.
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- THIS EXPERIENCE
MIGHT FINALLY REVEAL
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WHAT MAKES
CAPTAIN DODGERS TICK.
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HE'S SO COMPLICATED,
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LIKE A MYSTERY WRAPPED
IN A RIDDLE INSIDE AN ENIGMA.
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- I'D SAY HE'S MORE LIKE
A HALF-WIT WRAPPED
IN A HOT DOG BUN
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INSIDE A COLORING BOOK.
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- WE HAVE JUST OVER 7 HOURS
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BEFORE THE PRESIDENT
RUNS OUT OF AIR.
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HE MUST BE SCARED TO DEATH.
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- WELL, THAT'S THE LAST
OF MY SHOES.
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HMM.
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- HOW CAN NONE OF YOU
KNOW WHERE THE CODES ARE?
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THIS IS DODGER'S BRAIN.
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HOW BIG CAN IT BE?
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- MAYBE WE CAN BRIBE THEM
WITH SOMETHING,
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LIKE A BALL OF YARN.
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- GOOD THINKING.
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LISTEN, DODGERSES,
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IF YOU HELP US FIND THE CODES,
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WE'LL GIVE YOU A PRESENT.
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- PRESENT!
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FOLLOW ME.
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ME FIND CODES...
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AND GRAVY!
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SLIDE FAST.
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KEEP HANDS AND FEET
INSIDE AT ALL TIMES.
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- AAH!
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- I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.
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THIS ROBE IS VELVET.
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WHOA!
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- SCAREDY BRAIN.
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WHEE!
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- CODES THIS WAY.
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GRAVY, TOO.
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- LOOK AT THIS.
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IT'S RUINED.
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- HEY, THAT'S CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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I HAD NO IDEA HE CAME
FROM SUCH HUMBLE BEGINNINGS.
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MAYBE THIS IS WHY
HE'S SO BAD WITH MONEY.
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HE NEVER HAD ANY
WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.
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- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO EAT THAT
WHOLE PEA YOURSELVES, ARE YOU?
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(BELL RINGS)
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- HEY, DINNER'S READY
AT MY HOUSE.
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THANKS FOR THE GRUB,
MR. AND MRS. NEIGHBOR.
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(CRYING)
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- IDD, WHERE ARE THE CODES?
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- HERE CODES.
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WHERE PRESENT?
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AND WHAT, NO GRAVY?
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- WE SAID CODES,
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NOT "BONES,"
YOU NEANDERTHAL.
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- OH, ME NOT KNOW
WHERE THOSE ARE.
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- WAIT, YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR CODES?
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I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!
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FOLLOW ME!
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AREN'T YOU COMING?
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- WE CAN'T FLY.
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- YOU CAN'T?
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WELL, THAT'S A CURVEBALL.
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VERY WELL, HOP ON.
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(SCREAMING)
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ANOTHER PERFECT LANDING.
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THIS IS THE SPOT.
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DIG, MY FLIGHTLESS
OUTLANDER FRIENDS.
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THE ONLY THING STANDING
BETWEEN US AND VICTORY IS DIRT!
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- I REMEMBER THIS,
IT'S CAPTAIN DODGER'S
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FIRST BATTLE
AGAINST THE MARTIANS.
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- WE SURRENDER.
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OUR ARMY IS
NO MATCH FOR YOU,
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BRAVE, IMPOSSIBLY HANDSOME,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- I ACCEPT YOUR SURRENDER.
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IF IT HELPS,
YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
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- OH, THANK YOU, MY MASTER.
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- I LOVE THEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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IF ONLY I WERE WORTHY
TO BE THE WIFE
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OF SO GREAT A HERO.
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BUT ALAS, I AM NOT.
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
I CAN DO BETTER.
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- THIS IS NOT
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
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- OH?
AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
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- I WAS THERE.
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- I DON'T THINK SO.
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THE ONLY OTHER PERSON HERE
IS THE CADET.
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- GOOD EVEN...GOOD EVEN...
GOOD EVEN...
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BUENOS NOCHES.
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- THAT IS NOT ME.
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- I KNOW.
THAT'S THE CADET.
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- NO, IT'S NOT.
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YOU TURN THAT ME
INTO ME ME RIGHT NOW.
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- LAST TIME I CHECKED,
THIS WAS MY BRAIN,
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AND IT STILL IS...
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UNLESS MY LEASE IS UP.
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IS IT?
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- EVERYONE, STOP DIGGING!
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HERE'S THE GOLD!
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ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
FOR SUPER EGO!
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- YOU SUPER IMBECILE,
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WE NEED CODES, NOT GOLD.
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- PERHAPS THIS
WILL CHANGE YOUR MINDS.
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IT'S CHOCOLATE,
AND IT'S DELICIOUS.
241
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,670
- WE ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS LEFT.
242
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:21,575
I JUST HOPE THE PRESIDENT
IS HOLDING UP.
243
00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:23,077
- OH, NO!
244
00:12:23,111 --> 00:12:27,011
THIS LOOKS DREADFUL ON ME.
245
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:35,255
- I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE
THE CODES ARE, GENTLEMEN.
246
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,405
GET IN.
247
00:12:47,068 --> 00:12:49,637
- THIS MUST BE DODGER'S
ULTIMATE FANTASY.
248
00:12:49,737 --> 00:12:54,274
I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE AFRAID.
249
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,442
- HOWDY, STRANGERS.
250
00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:56,978
WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?
251
00:12:57,078 --> 00:13:00,114
TODAY'S SPECIAL
IS NIGHTCRAWLERS.
252
00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,449
- THIS IS HIS ULTIMATE FANTASY,
253
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,918
TO RUN A BAIT SHOP?
254
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,287
- A FAILING BAIT SHOP,
APPARENTLY.
255
00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:10,258
- AREN'T YOU HOLLYWOOD STAR
LONI ANDERSON?
256
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,293
- YES, AND IF YOU THINK
THIS IS A BAD FANTASY,
257
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,429
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL.
258
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:18,465
I HAVE TO LIVE HERE
AND BE HIS WIFE.
259
00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,435
PLEASE, SAVE ME.
260
00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:22,770
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
OH, TAKE ME.
261
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,138
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE PLEASE.
262
00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,239
PLEASE SAVE ME.
263
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,741
OH, NO, DON'T GO.
264
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,776
- DODGERS,
DO YOU HAVE THE CODES?
265
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,178
- SURE DO.
266
00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:33,014
THEY'RE FREE WITH EVERY POUND
OF BAIT YOU BUY.
267
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,315
- WE DON'T NEED BAIT.
268
00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,783
WE JUST WANT THE CODES.
269
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,752
- SORRY.
IF YOU WANT THE CODES,
270
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,787
YOU GOT TO BUY SOME BAIT.
271
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,422
- OK.
272
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,590
ARE THE MINNOWS LIVELY?
273
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,324
- JUST PICK SOMETHING.
274
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:45,325
- DO YOU HAVE HONEY?
275
00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,260
OH, NO, WAIT.
276
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,327
THAT'S BEES.
277
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:48,162
OOH, CRAWDADS!
278
00:13:48,196 --> 00:13:51,599
- WE'LL TAKE THE MINNOWS...
279
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,268
AND THE CRAWDADS.
280
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,771
- WOULD YOU LIKE
A SIDE OF LEECHES?
281
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,973
- JUST GIVE US THE CODES.
282
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,341
- YOUR TOADS, GENTLEMEN.
283
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,177
(CROAKING)
284
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,345
- TOADS?
285
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,847
TOADS!
286
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:10,484
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS BRAIN?
287
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,486
- WE ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS LEFT.
288
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,854
WE'VE GOT TO KEEP LOOKING.
289
00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:16,624
- IF YOU'RE IN A RUSH
TO SEE THE SIGHTS,
290
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,526
YOU SHOULD TAKE
THE GUIDED TOUR.
291
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,796
IT'S ONLY 12 ASTROBUCKS
PER PERSON...
292
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,397
WITH A PAID PURCHASE.
293
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,465
- HELP!
294
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,532
- PLEASE, PLEASE!
295
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,566
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
296
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,207
- WELCOME.
297
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,576
THIS DODGER'S BRAIN TOURS.
298
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,579
OUT LEFT SIDE,
YOU SEE ANIMALS.
299
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:41,348
ON RIGHT, ANIMALS.
300
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,383
QUESTIONS?
301
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,818
- IF YOU'LL DIRECT
YOUR ATTENTION
302
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,219
TO THE FRONT OF THE TRAM,
303
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:48,522
YOU'LL SEE SOME PERFECTLY
SCULPTED MUSCLES.
304
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,091
ENJOY THE VIEW.
305
00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:52,392
- HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU
TO WORK WITH THIS GUY?
306
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,095
- I'M NOT SURE.
307
00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:57,064
CAPTAIN DODGERS INVESTS
MY PAYCHECK IN REAL ESTATE.
308
00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:58,565
HE SAYS
IT'S FOR MY OWN GOOD.
309
00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:00,534
- HOW'S THAT WORKING FOR YOU?
310
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,937
- NOT GOOD.
NOT GOOD AT ALL.
311
00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:06,341
- WELCOME TO
THE MIRACLE OF DODGERS,
312
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,709
A CELEBRATION OF
THE MOST IMPORTANT BEING
313
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,511
IN THE UNIVERSE...
314
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,712
ME.
315
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,080
- YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND
316
00:15:13,114 --> 00:15:15,616
A LOGICAL STRUCTURE
IN DODGER'S MIND,
317
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,518
OR LOGIC PERIOD.
318
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,919
- AND?
319
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,521
- IT'S FUTILE.
320
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,023
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
321
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,457
- ON LEFT SIDE...
322
00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:25,507
HEY, THAT ME!
323
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:34,035
- FASTER, SLAVES.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER
FROM "PYRAMID AND GARDEN"
324
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,470
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
325
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:39,307
- THIS FOOL HAS GREATER
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR THAN I DO.
326
00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:43,410
NO SMALL FEAT,
I ASSURE YOU.
327
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,578
- BUY ME RIGHT NOW
328
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,980
AND YOU GET A ME ICE TRAY
329
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,883
FOR ONLY 3,000
ASTRODOLLARS.
330
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,586
THAT'S 3,000 TIMES
WHAT IT'S WORTH.
331
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:55,288
YOU'D HAVE TO BE CRAZY
TO PASS UP A DEAL THIS GOOD.
332
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,491
CALL NOW.
333
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,226
- OFFER NOT VALID
OUTSIDE OF DODGER'S BRAIN
334
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,427
OR IN THE STATES OF VERMONT
OR WEST VIRGINIA.
335
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,296
- NO, WE'RE MISSING
SOMETHING HERE.
336
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:04,332
I JUST CAN'T PUT
MY FINGER ON IT.
337
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:06,800
- IS ANYBODY ACTUALLY ROWING?
338
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,436
BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T
MOVED AN INCH.
339
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,974
- STOP!
340
00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:16,010
- IT'S THE LAB
I SHARED WITH I.Q.
341
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,445
WHEN I WORKED
FOR THE PROTECTORATE.
342
00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,647
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
REMARKABLE.
343
00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:24,748
- THIS IS IT,
THE DAY EVERYTHING CHANGED,
344
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,855
THE DAY I.Q. BETRAYED ME,
345
00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,490
FORCING ME TO QUIT
THE PROTECTORATE
346
00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,992
AND BECOME
A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.
347
00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,661
- I TOLD YOU THEN
AND I'LL TELL YOU NOW,
348
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,663
I DIDN'T BETRAY YOU!
349
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:38,199
- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
350
00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,002
DON'T YOU REMEMBER, I.Q.?
351
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:43,371
THIS IS THE DAY I FINALLY
COMPLETED MY MIRACLE DIET
PILL...
352
00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:45,606
A PILL THAT ENABLED PEOPLE
TO EAT WHATEVER THEY WANTED
353
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:49,677
WITHOUT GAING A POUND.
354
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:51,545
- OW!
355
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:52,514
- WAIT.
356
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:55,847
WHAT'S HE DOING THERE?
357
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:06,127
- WAH!
358
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:10,365
- THAT'S HOW HE EATS SO MUCH
AND STAYS SO THIN.
359
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,333
- ALL THESE YEARS
I THOUGHT...
360
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,335
- I KNOW.
IT'S OK.
361
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:17,205
- I DRAGGED YOUR NAME
THROUGH THE MUD FOR YEARS.
362
00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:20,674
I MEAN, THE LIES, THE RUMORS,
THE TELL-ALL BOOK.
363
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,477
- WELL, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
364
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,545
I FORGIVE YOU.
365
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,381
TELL-ALL BOOK?
366
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,016
- I'M SORRY!
367
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:32,086
- I'M SORRY, TOO,
OLD CHUM.
368
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,889
- ME SORRY, TOO.
369
00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:37,358
- WE SHALL
NEVER BE PARTED AGAIN...
370
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:41,428
- EVEN WHEN WE ARE SLEEPING.
371
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,565
(CLEARS THROAT)
372
00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:47,235
- OH, THIS AWKWARD.
373
00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:48,669
- WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR LEFT.
374
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:49,904
- I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
375
00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:53,207
HOW MUCH THE PRESIDENT
IS SUFFERING.
376
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:56,411
- WHY, YES,
AMBASSADOR GORGARIAN,
377
00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:58,446
I DO ENJOY BEING
THE FIRST LADY,
378
00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:01,582
BUT MY HUSBAND
DIDN'T REVIVE THE ECONOMY.
379
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:02,583
OH, NO.
380
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,918
I DID,
381
00:18:03,951 --> 00:18:06,587
BY SPENDING EVERY
PENNY HE MAKES.
382
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:09,424
(GIGGLES)
383
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,692
- LET ME GUESS:
384
00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,261
THESE ARE THE THINGS
THAT DODGERS HAS FORGOTTEN.
385
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:16,297
- CAPTAIN DODGERS ALWAYS
FORGETS HIS KEYS AND NUMBERS.
386
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,767
- NUMBERS!
THAT'S IT.
387
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,270
WHAT'S THE ONE THING WE HAVEN'T
ENCOUNTERED IN DODGER'S BRAIN?
388
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,604
- COHERENT THOUGHT?
389
00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:25,606
- BESIDES THAT.
390
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:26,607
- FEARS!
391
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:27,875
- EXACTLY.
392
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,644
THE CODES AREN'T JUST NUMBERS,
393
00:18:29,744 --> 00:18:33,114
THEY'RE COMPLEX
MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS.
394
00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:35,617
- AND CAPTAIN DODGERS
IS TERRIFIED OF MATH.
395
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,484
- WHERE ARE THE FEARS?
396
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,485
- NO.
397
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,787
FEARS BAD.
398
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,656
ME NOT GO THERE!
399
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,625
- GO WHERE?
400
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:44,626
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
401
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:45,793
- OH, HE'S JUST AFRAID
402
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:46,794
OF GOING TO
403
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:47,995
THE DUNGEON OF FEARS.
404
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:50,898
- PERSONALLY,
I DON'T GO THERE.
405
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,633
OH, NOT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID.
406
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,302
WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.
407
00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:55,636
- IT'S BECAUSE I'M AFRAID.
408
00:18:55,669 --> 00:19:00,641
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
409
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:02,443
- ME SCARED.
410
00:19:02,477 --> 00:19:04,278
- YOU'RE WRINKLING MY TUX.
411
00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:09,312
- THIS IS A JOB FOR SOMEONE
OTHER THAN SUPER EGO.
412
00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,689
SHAMS INCOMING!
413
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:19,994
EVERYBODY DOWN!
414
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:22,163
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
415
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,431
STAY FROSTY.
416
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:26,000
DODGERS IS AFRAID
OF PILLOW SHAMS?
417
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,835
- HOME DECOR IN GENERAL,
ACTUALLY.
418
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,670
- LOOK, FRUIT!
419
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,253
- AND VEGETABLES.
420
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:40,711
- GET OFF OF ME,
YOU CRETIN.
421
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,450
- NO!
422
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:47,355
I'M TOO YOUNG TO EXERCISE.
423
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:49,690
- TAX RETURN
INSTRUCTION BOOKLET.
424
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:50,691
- TAXES?
425
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,862
AAH!
426
00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:57,665
- THAT'S IT!
I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT
ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE.
427
00:19:57,699 --> 00:20:01,502
I WANT THOSE CODES
AND I WANT THEM NOW!
428
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:04,705
- YOU MEAN THESE CODES,
JERK-FACE?
429
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:05,639
- NO.
430
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:09,143
IT CAN'T BE!
431
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,845
- THAT'S REGGIE WASSERSTEIN.
432
00:20:10,879 --> 00:20:13,081
HE WAS THE TOUGHEST BULLY
IN THIRD GRADE.
433
00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:16,551
NOW HE'S THE GREATEST VILLAIN
IN ALL OF BRAIN LAND.
434
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:18,585
- HAND OVER THOSE CODES, SON.
435
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,387
- SURE.
436
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,421
HERE YOU GO, NERD HAT.
437
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,057
- AAH!
438
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,592
- ALL RIGHT,
YOU LITTLE MONSTER,
439
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:29,692
DROP THOSE CODES RIGHT NOW
OR I'LL...
440
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,432
- EAT BOARD, LAME BRAIN.
441
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:34,001
- OK, THAT'S NO NORMAL KID.
442
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,736
WE'RE GOING TO
NEED YOUR HELP.
443
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,071
(WHIMPERING)
444
00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:39,273
COME ON,
IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU.
445
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,709
YOU'LL BE SAVING
THE PRESIDENT OF OUTER SPACE
446
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:44,778
AND CONQUERING YOUR WORST FEAR
AT THE SAME TIME.
447
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,013
(WHIMPERING)
448
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,082
I'LL GIVE YOU
3 ASTRODOLLARS.
449
00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:52,719
- DEAL.
450
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:56,090
- WAH!
451
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:57,725
NO FAIR.
452
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,760
I'M TELLING MY MOM!
453
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,228
- 3 MINUTES TO SPARE.
454
00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:02,597
YOU CAN ERASE ALL MEMORIES
455
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,432
OF THIS FROM OUR BRAINS, RIGHT?
456
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:07,468
- THE MOMENT WE LEAVE.
457
00:21:07,568 --> 00:21:09,403
- CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSE,
458
00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:11,940
I AM THE FIRST LADY
OF OUTER SPACE,
459
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,376
AND I'M THE ONE WHO REALLY WEARS
THE PANTS IN THIS UNIVERSE.
460
00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:18,279
YOU MAY HAVE ELECTED
MY HUSBAND AS YOUR LEADER,
461
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:23,284
BUT LET'S FACE IT,
I RUN THE SHOW.
462
00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:24,786
MARG...MARGARET!
463
00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:28,389
MARGARET, YOU DIDN'T
HEAR ANY OF THAT, DID YOU?
464
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,792
- YOU WILL BE ABLE
TO ERASE...
465
00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,742
- WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
466
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:45,406
- MANOBRAIN AND I STAYED UP ALL
NIGHT MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME.
467
00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:48,576
NOT ONLY DID WE CREATE
THE MIRACLE DIET PILL...
468
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,411
- BUT ALSO A MIRACLE BREATH MINT
469
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,813
THAT WILL GIVE PEOPLE
FRESH BREATH FOR LIFE
470
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:54,182
NO MATTER WHAT THEY EAT.
471
00:21:54,282 --> 00:21:57,017
- WE'RE GOING TO BE RICHER
THAN PROFESSIONAL BOWLERS.
472
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:59,820
- THE PILLS, THEY'RE GONE!
473
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,656
YOU DID IT AGAIN!
474
00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:04,158
- OH, I GUESS WE'RE NOT
GOING TO BE RICHER
475
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,860
THAN PROFESSIONAL BOWLERS.
476
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,295
- STRANGE, ISN'T IT, SIR?
477
00:22:08,329 --> 00:22:09,963
NO MATTER HOW WELL
YOU KNOW SOMEONE,
478
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,333
THEY CAN STILL SURPRISE YOU.
479
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:14,335
YOU TOOK THE PILLS,
DIDN'T YOU?
480
00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:15,503
- YEP.
481
00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:17,005
SO FIRE UP THE LARD,
482
00:22:17,105 --> 00:22:21,676
WE'RE HAVING DEEP-FRIED
GARLIC FOR LUNCH.
483
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:24,311
- I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO
DO THAT, TOO.
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