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♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE ♪
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♪ BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
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♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK ♪
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♪ DUCK DODGERS IS FIGHTING TYRANNY ♪
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♪ IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪
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- EARTH HAS OFFICIALLY
SURPASSED MARS
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AS THE DOMINANT
TECHNOLOGICAL FORCE
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IN THE GALAXY,
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THANKS TO THIS,
PERHAPS OUR GREATEST TRIUMPH.
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- IT SURE IS
OUR GREATEST TRIUMPH.
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WHAT IS IT AGAIN?
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- IT'S A R-ROCKET,
CAPTAIN.
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- NOT JUST A ROCKET, CADET.
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THIS ONE RUNS
ON THE SAME FUEL WE DO...AIR.
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- T-THAT'S WHAT
WE BREATHE, CAPTAIN.
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- OH.
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- W-WHAT ABOUT
ASTHMAS 1 THROUGH 12?
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- BUT WE'RE CERTAIN
NOTHING WILL GO WRONG
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WITH LUCKY 13.
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THAT'S WHY WE NEED A BRAVE,
FULLY INSURED TEST PILOT.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY, DODGERS?
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- WILL I GET TO BE ON TV?
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- ONLY IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG.
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- I'M IN.
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- NOW, IF ANYTHING MALFUNCTIONS,
HIT THE KILL SWITCH.
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THAT'S THE BIG RED BUTTON
MARKED "KILL SWITCH."
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- CHIEF, RELAX.
I'M A CAPTAIN.
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I FLY SPACESHIPS FOR A LIVING.
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AAH!
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OH, PAINFUL LIMBS!
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AAH! NA NA NA!
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UHH!
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- DUCK DODGERS...CAPTAIN.
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A DUCK BARELY ALIVE.
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GENTLEMEN, WE CAN REBUILD HIM.
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WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.
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WE HAVE THE CAPABILITY
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TO MAKE THE WORLD'S
FIRST CYBORGANIC DUCK.
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DUCK DODGERS WILL BE THAT DUCK,
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BETTER THAN HE WAS BEFORE.
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BETTER, STRONGER,
FASTER.
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- AAH!
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- WELL, STRONGER
AND FASTER, ANYWAY.
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AH, DODGERS.
GOOD. YOU'RE AWAKE.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL?
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- YIPE!
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- LISTEN TO ME, DODGERS.
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WE HAD TO TAKE SOME BOLD STEPS
TO SAVE YOU.
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- BOLD STEPS?
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YOU TURNED ME INTO A CYBORG!
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- WELL, TECHNICALLY, YES.
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- AAH! MY LEGS, TOO?
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I'M A FREAK!
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- TEMPORARILY,
BUT WHILE YOU HEAL,
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THESE CYBORGANIC SHELLS,
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WHICH ARE THE PEAK
OF CYBORGANIC TECHNOLOGY,
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WILL ENABLE YOU TO DO
EVERYTHING YOU DID BEFORE
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AND MORE.
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- REALLY?
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AWESOME!
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- HEY! AAH!
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- DODGERS, THOSE CYBORGANICS
AREN'T TOYS.
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THEY COST 6 WAZILLION DOLLARS.
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- IS THAT A LOT?
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- IT'S SO MUCH MONEY,
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WE ACTUALLY
HAD TO MAKE UP A NUMBER,
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THEN MULTIPLY IT BY 6
JUST TO COUNT IT.
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- DON'T SWEAT IT.
I'LL BE CAREFUL.
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- AS COMFORTING AS THAT IS,
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I'M ASSIGNING YOU
A CYBORGANIC MENTOR.
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HE'S A RETIRED
LIEUTENANT COLONEL
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AND WAS THE FIRST MAN
TO RECEIVE CYBORGANIC IMPLANTS.
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HIS NAME IS STEVE BOSTON.
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YOU PROBABLY KNOW HIM
AS THE CYBORGANIC MAN.
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- HMM, DOESN'T RING A BELL.
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- WELL, HE'S WAITING DOWNSTAIRS.
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- C-CAN WE TAKE
THE ELEVATOR?
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- NOPE.
- AAH!
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- THERE WAS ALREADY
A HOLE IN THE FLOOR.
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WHY MAKE ANOTHER?
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(LOUD BANGING)
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- IT'S LIKE I'M INVINCIBLE.
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- T-THAT MAKES ONE OF US.
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- YOU DODGERS?
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- AND THEN SOME, SIR.
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- HERE. THAT'LL HIDE
YOUR CYBORGANICS,
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AND IT'LL WITHSTAND EVERYTHING
FROM NAPALM TO GRAPE JUICE.
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- OOH. POLYESTER.
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NOT TOO SHABBY, EH, CADET?
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- Y-YEAH. UM,
D-DO I GET ONE OF THOSE?
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- THAT DEPENDS.
ARE YOU CYBORGANIC?
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- UH, NO.
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- WELL, THEN,
THERE'S YOUR ANSWER.
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I'M AFRAID THEY'RE DESIGNED
FOR CYBORGANIC USE ONLY, CADET.
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- YEAH, CADET. BACK OFF.
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- LET'S HEAD OUT.
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- YEAH, CADET. LET'S HEAD OUT.
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UH, NO OFFENSE, SIR, BUT...
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- CALL ME STEVE.
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- REALLY? OK.
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STEVE. THAT'S COOL.
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STEVE. STEVE.
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STEEEVE.
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- STOP CALLING ME STEVE.
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- RIGHT. ANYWAY, STEVE,
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I'M SURE YOU HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN THIS.
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I MEAN, CYBORG TO CYBORG,
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WE BOTH KNOW I DON'T NEED
A BABY-SITTER.
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- YEAH, I KNOW.
- YOU DO?
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- SURE. TO BE HONEST,
I'M NOT HERE FOR YOU.
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I'M HERE FOR ME.
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- WHY? ARE YOU SICK?
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- NO. I'M BORED.
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I RETIRED BECAUSE
I NEED A BREAK.
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NOW I NEED A BREAK
FROM MY BREAK.
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I WANT SOME ACTION.
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- HATE TO SAY IT, STEVE,
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BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH ACTION
AT A HOSPITAL.
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(SIREN)
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- YOU'RE RIGHT.
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EVER BEEN TO INDIANAPOLIS?
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- W-WHAT'S IN INDIANAPOLIS?
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G-GUYS!
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- AND HERE THEY COME
INTO THE FINAL LAP
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OF THE JET CAR 5000.
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DODGERS AND BOSTON
HAVE TIED FOR FIRST PLACE.
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ODD! GOOD!
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- W-WE WON. AAH!
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T-THEY WON.
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- I'VE COME BACK THROUGH TIME
TO ANNIHILATIONATE YOU...
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AND GOLF.
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- HA HA HA!
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THEY SURE DON'T MAKE US
LIKE THEY USED TO, EH, STEVE?
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- I CAN'T SEE A THING.
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- ON OUR LEFT
IS THE GRAND CANYON,
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AND ON OUR RIGHT,
YOU'LL SEE A MAN AND A DUCK
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STANDING ON THE WING.
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- AW, N-NUTS.
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- THAT WILL BE $79, SIR.
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- THE LATEST SPY SATELLITE
PHOTOS FROM EARTH, SIR.
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- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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ANOTHER CYBORGANIC BREAKTHROUGH
FOR EARTH.
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THEY'RE BUILDING
A BETTER TOMORROW,
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AND WE CAN'T EVEN
BUILD A BETTER STEREO.
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PERHAPS WE NEED A BIGGER
SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB.
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- IT'S NOT THE LAB.
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- THEN WE NEED
MORE RESEARCH MONEY.
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6 WAZILLION DOLLARS
SHOULD DO IT.
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- FIRST, THAT'S NOT
A REAL NUMBER.
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SECOND, WHY COMPETE WITH EARTH?
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THEY'RE DOING
ALL THE WORK FOR US.
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- OF COURSE.
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WHY MAKE CYBORGANICS
WHEN WE CAN SIMPLY TAKE THEIRS?
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HEY, MAYBE THAT'D WORK
FOR OUR STEREOS, TOO.
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HEH HEH HEH. UHH.
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- HEADS UP, STEVE.
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HERE COMES THE FOOTBALL...
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STADIUM.
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- ANOTHER COOL PASS
BY THE DUCK, BERT,
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BUT HOW LONG
CAN HE KEEP THIS UP?
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- FORGET THE DUCK, FRANK.
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WORRY ABOUT THE STADIUM.
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IT'S NEVER FACED THIS KIND
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OF SPECTACULAR, RELENTLESS
PASSING ATTACK.
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- S-STILL DON'T SEE
WHY I CAN'T PLAY.
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- WE GOT SOME MARTIAN SHIPS
INCOMING.
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- OH, YEAH.
MUST BE TWO DOZEN EASY.
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- IT'S AN INVASION.
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WE NEED TO WARN I.Q.
AND S-SCRAMBLE THE FLEET!
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- HEH HEH HEH.
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NO. THEY'RE STILL A FEW
MILLION MILES AWAY.
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PLENTY OF TIME.
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- YEAH, CADET.
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PLUS, STEVE AND I
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CAN HANDLE A FEW MARTIANS
BY OURSELVES.
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NOW, WHO WANTS A HOT DOG?
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- BUT THE MARTIANS ARE COMING.
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- YEAH, YEAH. HOT DOGS FIRST,
MARTIANS LATER.
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- B-BUT...B-BUT...
OH, FINE,
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B-BUT I'M NOT BUYING.
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- PROFESSOR, I THINK A MARTIAN
ARMADAS INVADING EARTH.
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- FOR THE LAST TIME, KEITH,
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THAT TELESCOPE
ONLY WORKS AT NIGHT.
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IT'S SUNNY OUTSIDE.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO TO A BEACH
AND ENJOY YOUR YOUTH?
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- WAKE UP!
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ALL THAT MONEY, AND THEY
COULDN'T INSTALL AN ALARM CLOCK?
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AAH!
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- WELL, THANKS FOR BUYING
THE HOT DOGS, CADET.
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CADET? WHERE'D HE GO?
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- NOT SURE, BUT MAYBE
OUR NEW FRIENDS OVER THERE
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CAN TELL US.
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- YOU ARE NOW
BOTH PRISONERS OF MARS.
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- I DON'T THINK SO.
TRY AGAIN.
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- UM, SURRENDER?
THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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- EVEN YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
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- WE HAVE FRESH PIE?
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- PIE? WHAT KIND?
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- UM, ALL YOUR FAVORITES.
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- IMPOSSIBLE!
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YOU'D NEED AN OIL TANKER
JUST TO CARRY THEM.
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- THAT'S A SHAME.
YOU SHOULD NEVER LIE,
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ESPECIALLY ABOUT PIE.
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- OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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CAN YOU TAKE SOME PICTURES
OF ME AND STEVE BY THE PYRAMID?
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AND YOU SHOULD CLEAN UP
BEFORE WE GO BRIEF I.Q.
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YOU'RE A MESS.
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- GRRR!
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- OH, AND YOU'RE ON FIRE.
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CHEESE!
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HEY, CHIEF, GOT SOME INTERESTING
NEWS ABOUT THE MARTIANS.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU ALREADY HEARD IT.
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- I.Q. ARE YOU OK?
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AND D-DECENT?
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- HELP! I'M TRAPPED
BY MY WORK.
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- YOU, TOO? GREAT.
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LET'S DITCH THESE DEAD-END JOBS,
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HOP ON A TRAIN, AND SEE
WHERE THE RAILS LEAD US.
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- DON'T THINK HE MEANT IT
LIKE THAT.
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- OH.
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- (GRUNTING)
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STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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PLEASE! YOU'RE BREAKING
EVERYTHING.
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THANKS FOR SAVING ME.
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- OUR PLEASURE, CHIEF.
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- DID CENTURIONS DO THIS?
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- THEY WERE LOOKING
FOR CYBORGANIC BEINGS.
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AT LEAST
THEY DIDN'T CAPTURE YOU.
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- NOBODY CAPTURES US
UNLESS WE WANT THEM TO.
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RIGHT, STEVE?
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- EH, W-WHY WOULD YOU
WANT THEM TO?
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- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHY WOULD THEY COME HERE
LOOKING FOR CYBORGANICS?
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- BEFORE YOU,
WE TESTED THE TECHNOLOGY
236
00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:20,241
ON A SUBJECT WITH ANATOMY
SIMILAR TO THAT OF HUMANS.
237
00:12:20,341 --> 00:12:23,577
- WHAT? LIKE A MONKEY
OR A CHIMPANZEE?
238
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,280
- CLOSE. ACTUALLY,
239
00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:26,680
YOU MAY KNOW HIM AS BIGFOOT.
240
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,549
- B-BIGFOOT?
241
00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:30,618
THE M-MYTHOLOGICAL MONSTER?
242
00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:32,720
- MONSTER'S SUCH A STRONG WORD.
243
00:12:32,787 --> 00:12:34,789
HE'S ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY.
244
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,058
IN FACT, HE WORKS
IN THE BUILDING.
245
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,460
- WELL, WAIT.
I KNOW THAT GUY.
246
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,928
HAIRY, REALLY BIG FEET.
247
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,363
OH, HIS NAME'S
ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE.
248
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,431
CARL?
249
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,733
- ANYWAY...
250
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,702
THE CENTURIONS BROKE IN...
251
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:52,740
INTERRUPTING CRITICAL RESEARCH.
252
00:12:52,807 --> 00:12:54,375
I TRIED TO FIGHT THEM OFF,
253
00:12:54,442 --> 00:12:56,543
BUT THERE WERE JUST TOO MANY.
254
00:12:56,577 --> 00:12:58,779
THAT'S WHEN BIGFOOT CHARGED IN.
255
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,649
HE FOUGHT LIKE A WILD BEAST.
256
00:13:01,715 --> 00:13:04,718
BUT THEY FOUND HIS WEAKNESS...
257
00:13:04,785 --> 00:13:08,455
AND EXPLOITED IT.
258
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:09,723
POOR BIGFOOT.
259
00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,759
HE ALWAYS LOVED PIE.
260
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:13,227
- WHO DOESN'T?
- WAIT.
261
00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:15,663
THEY WERE AFTER ALL
THE CYBORGANIC BEINGS ON EARTH?
262
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:18,231
BUT THAT MEANS JAIME!
263
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,401
- JAIME.
264
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:25,305
- GRRR!
265
00:13:25,406 --> 00:13:26,473
- JAIME WYNTERS,
266
00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:28,910
THE CYBORGANIC WOMAN.
267
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:31,613
- SO, NO DODGERS OR BOSTON.
268
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,015
IF OUR SCIENTISTS
UNDERSTOOD CYBORGANICS,
269
00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:35,917
WE WOULDN'T
HAVE TO KIDNAP PEOPLE.
270
00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:38,086
- I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY I'VE HIRED
271
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:41,455
AN EXTERNAL ROBOTIC
SPECIALIST FOR US.
272
00:13:41,522 --> 00:13:45,026
I PRESENT DR. MANIAC!
273
00:13:45,093 --> 00:13:48,596
- ISN'T HE A MAD SCIENTIST?
274
00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:50,432
AND NOT A VERY GOOD ONE?
275
00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,133
- HE'S TURNING HIS LIFE AROUND,
276
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,501
TAKING NIGHT CLASSES,
WEARING PANTS,
277
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,204
TALKING TO HIS KEYS LESS.
278
00:13:56,271 --> 00:14:00,307
- NO. NO, NO. NOT NOW.
LATER, I PROMISE.
279
00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:01,809
- OK.
280
00:14:01,876 --> 00:14:03,611
AND WHAT ABOUT DODGERS
AND BOSTON?
281
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:05,547
THAT'S BOSTON'S WIFE.
282
00:14:05,614 --> 00:14:07,949
SOONER OR LATER,
THEY'LL COME LOOKING FOR HER.
283
00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:09,951
- EXACTLY. AND WHEN THEY DO,
284
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:15,017
THEY'LL FALL
RIGHT INTO OUR LITTLE TRAP.
285
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,226
- WAIT FOR BACKUP.
286
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,694
TRYING TO RESCUE JAIME ALONE
IS MADNESS.
287
00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,797
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE YOU.
288
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,465
MORE SPECIFICALLY,
WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE
289
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,633
WAZILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
290
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:27,535
- I APPRECIATE THE RIDE,
291
00:14:27,636 --> 00:14:29,470
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO
HELP ME RESCUE JAIME.
292
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:30,504
IT'S TOO RISKY.
293
00:14:30,571 --> 00:14:31,472
- NONSENSE, STEVE.
294
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,474
WHERE YOU GO, I GO.
295
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,476
THAT'S WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.
296
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,811
- WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER.
297
00:14:36,844 --> 00:14:39,514
- AND YET, WE'RE SO CLOSE,
IT'S SCARY.
298
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:41,249
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO
WITHOUT JAIME.
299
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:43,151
IT'S LIKE WE WERE MADE
FOR EACH OTHER.
300
00:14:43,184 --> 00:14:45,886
- EH, T-TECHNICALLY,
YOU WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
301
00:14:45,987 --> 00:14:49,356
- YEAH. JUST LIKE YOU
AND ME, STEVE.
302
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:50,524
C.F.F.
303
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,193
CYBORGANIC FRIENDS FOREVER.
304
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,028
- THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH,
MISTER.
305
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:56,197
- I'M GETTING A T-THIN
CYBORGANIC SIGNAL.
306
00:14:56,264 --> 00:14:58,667
M-MARS MUST HAVE JAIME
IN THEIR SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB.
307
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,601
IT'S A GOOD THING
THEIR SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB
308
00:15:00,668 --> 00:15:05,606
IS SO EASY TO FIND.
309
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:07,675
- EXCUSE ME, UH, DOCTOR.
310
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,576
SHOULDN'T I BE ASLEEP?
311
00:15:09,677 --> 00:15:10,544
- YOU ARE ASLEEP.
312
00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:12,213
- UM, ACTUALLY, SHE'S NOT.
313
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,616
- WELL, THAT'S A SHAME BECAUSE,
BOY, IS THIS GONNA HURT.
314
00:15:15,683 --> 00:15:17,284
- ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
- NO.
315
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:19,053
- ARE YOU SURE?
316
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,587
BECAUSE WE SHOULD REALLY
HAVE A DOCTOR HERE.
317
00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:22,623
- YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
318
00:15:22,690 --> 00:15:25,627
YOUR NAME IS DR. MANIAC,
REMEMBER?
319
00:15:25,694 --> 00:15:28,196
- OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.
WELL, NEVER MIND. SCALPEL.
320
00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:30,865
- I TOLD YOU.
WE DON'T HAVE A SCALPEL.
321
00:15:30,898 --> 00:15:32,432
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING ONE
322
00:15:32,533 --> 00:15:34,301
BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOCTOR.
323
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:35,370
- I AM?
324
00:15:35,403 --> 00:15:36,470
- PERHAPS WE SHOULD
RETHINK THIS.
325
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:37,538
- I'M WITH HER.
326
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,073
- OH, GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
327
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:41,375
THIS IS HIS FIRST SURGERY.
328
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,210
- FIRST?
- FIRST?
329
00:15:42,243 --> 00:15:43,545
- OH, DIDN'T I MENTION THAT?
330
00:15:43,578 --> 00:15:47,928
- DIDN'T I ASK FOR A SCALPEL?
331
00:15:49,083 --> 00:15:50,718
- UH, S-STEVE,
I WAS WONDERING.
332
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,653
HOW COME WHEN
Y-YOU CYBORGANICS
333
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:53,888
DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS,
334
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:56,324
IT'S ALWAYS
IN S-SLOW MOTION?
335
00:15:56,391 --> 00:15:59,292
- HUH. NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T KNOW.
336
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:00,995
- I DO.
337
00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:03,564
IT'S BECAUSE
EVERYTHING LOOKS COOLER
338
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,632
IN SLOW MOTION.
339
00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:06,734
CH-CH-CH-CH-CH...
340
00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,136
DA-DA-DA-DA-DA...
341
00:16:09,237 --> 00:16:11,573
- STEVE!
THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND ME.
342
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:12,773
WE HAVE TO GET
OUT OF HERE NOW.
343
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,475
- BOY, SHE'S KIND OF BOSSY.
344
00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:17,111
- JAIME, HOW DID YOU...
345
00:16:17,178 --> 00:16:19,513
FORGET IT. IT'S OK.
YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
346
00:16:19,513 --> 00:16:20,563
- GRRR!
347
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:35,029
- SEE? I KNEW SHE WAS
NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.
348
00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:38,533
- (GASP)
- UGH!
349
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:43,533
- YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE.
YOU'RE A ROBOT IMPOSTER.
350
00:16:50,311 --> 00:16:53,515
- UGH! GURG! ACK!
351
00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:57,385
MUST HAVE BEEN HER GOOD ARM.
352
00:16:57,452 --> 00:17:02,057
- COME ON.
JAIME'S STILL INSIDE.
353
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:06,227
- YOU SEE? OUR ROBOT IMPOSTER
BARELY EVEN SLOWED THEM DOWN.
354
00:17:06,294 --> 00:17:09,064
THAT'S WHY WE NEED
CYBORGANIC TECHNOLOGY.
355
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:12,233
- I AGREE, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT
HE CAN HELP US GET IT.
356
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,168
- SERIOUSLY, I'LL
TELL YOU EVERYTHING
357
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:15,704
I KNOW ABOUT CYBORGANICS
358
00:17:15,737 --> 00:17:18,239
IF YOU'LL JUST STOP
MAKING BALLOON HATS.
359
00:17:18,339 --> 00:17:19,574
- EXCUSE ME.
360
00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:23,378
THESE ARE NEURO-INHIBITED
DETONATORS.
361
00:17:23,411 --> 00:17:24,979
- THEY'RE BALLOON HATS.
362
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:25,646
- BALLOON HAT.
363
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,148
- OK, FINE, BIG BOY.
364
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:29,217
THEY'RE BALLOON HATS
FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVE GAS.
365
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,151
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
366
00:17:30,218 --> 00:17:31,185
- NOT REALLY.
367
00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,254
- OK. HE'S A FRIEND
OF MY UNCLE'S,
368
00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:34,422
AND HE NEEDED A JOB.
369
00:17:34,489 --> 00:17:36,357
HE DOES HAVE EXPERIENCE...
370
00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:39,124
AS A CIRCUS CLOWN.
371
00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,500
- HOW DO THEY EXPECT US
TO SNEAK IN
372
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,102
IF WE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING?
373
00:17:47,169 --> 00:17:50,338
- HOLD ON. I THINK I HAVE
A L-LEFTOVER GLOW STICK
374
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:53,040
FROM HALLOWEEN.
375
00:17:53,107 --> 00:17:55,777
- YOU ARE NOW
ALL PRISONERS OF MARS.
376
00:17:55,877 --> 00:18:00,877
- DO WE REALLY
HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN?
377
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:05,186
- NO. GO RIGHT AHEAD.
378
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,287
- GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
379
00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:09,424
- YEAH. YOU, TOO.
380
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:11,892
- GETTING ALL DIZZY.
381
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:13,528
LOSING ALL STRENGTH.
382
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:15,263
- I THINK I'M GONNA BE ALL SICK.
383
00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:16,631
UHH...
384
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:19,133
- I-IT'S JUST
A SPINNING TUNNEL, GUYS.
385
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:21,333
N-NO BIG DEAL.
386
00:18:32,147 --> 00:18:35,316
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOUR
VORTEX TUNNEL WOULD STOP THEM.
387
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,151
- IT DID.
- NO, IT DIDN'T.
388
00:18:37,218 --> 00:18:38,319
THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!
389
00:18:38,386 --> 00:18:39,153
- WHO'S RIGHT THERE?
390
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:41,289
- UGH!
391
00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:43,458
- SORRY. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN.
392
00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:46,060
I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED
YOUR FRIENDS' ACCESSORIES.
393
00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:47,562
THE HATS, WHILE RIDICULOUS,
394
00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:50,498
WILL DESTROY THE LAB
AND EVERYONE IN IT IF REMOVED.
395
00:18:50,565 --> 00:18:51,499
AS FOR THE COLLARS,
396
00:18:51,599 --> 00:18:53,000
THEY USE HIGH-VOLTAGE SHOCKS
397
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,803
TO TURN YOU
AGAINST EACH OTHER.
398
00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:56,337
WHOEVER SURVIVES
WILL HAVE THE HONOR
399
00:18:56,404 --> 00:18:59,240
OF JOINING OUR NEW ARMY
OF CYBORGANIC WARRIORS.
400
00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:01,476
YOU'RE SURE
THE COLLARS WILL WORK?
401
00:19:01,509 --> 00:19:04,178
- WORK? I NEVER SAID THAT.
402
00:19:04,278 --> 00:19:05,513
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
403
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:08,416
- SO, STEVE, I'M THINKING
YOU SHOULD FIGHT BIGFOOT
404
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:11,018
SINCE YOU HAVE MORE
CYBORGANIC EXPERIENCE.
405
00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:14,322
OK. BUT IF YOU WANT
TO TRADE AT ANYTIME,
406
00:19:14,355 --> 00:19:16,090
JUST LET ME KNOW.
407
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:18,092
HEY, BIG FELLA. REMEMBER ME?
408
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:19,193
- DUCK?
409
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:20,294
- THAT'S RIGHT.
410
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:21,596
IT'S YOUR OLD PAL...
411
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:24,265
- ENOUGH CHITCHAT.
START FIGHTING.
412
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:25,333
- (ROARING)
413
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:26,533
DUCK!
414
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:27,968
- AAH!
415
00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:29,270
IS THIS ABOUT PEOPLE
TRACKING MUD
416
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,173
ACROSS YOUR
FRESHLY MOPPED FLOORS?
417
00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:34,375
BECAUSE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO DOES THAT EVERY DAY.
418
00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:36,377
- JAIME.
- AAH!
419
00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:37,311
- JUST HIT ME.
420
00:19:37,378 --> 00:19:38,312
I CAN TAKE IT.
421
00:19:38,379 --> 00:19:40,629
- ARE YOU SURE?
422
00:19:43,718 --> 00:19:45,052
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT THAT HARD.
423
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:48,322
- SORRY.
GOT A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY.
424
00:19:48,389 --> 00:19:50,191
AAH!
425
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:51,492
- OOH!
426
00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:55,162
- SORRY AGAIN, HONEY.
427
00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:57,031
- AAH!
428
00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:59,233
- C-CAPTAIN,
YOU HAVE TO HELP STEVE.
429
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,401
- HELP STEVE?
430
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:01,536
HE'S FIGHTING THE GIRL.
431
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,871
I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP.
432
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,973
- DID THAT HURT, SWEETHEART?
433
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,009
- S-STEVE CAN'T
FIGHT HIS WIFE.
434
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,244
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN STOP THIS.
435
00:20:10,311 --> 00:20:12,580
- AAH!
- HEY, I WARNED HIM.
436
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:16,051
HE WAS TOO IN LOVE
TO LISTEN TO HIS BEST FRIEND.
437
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:18,152
- T-THEN DO IT
FOR YOUR OTHER BEST FRIEND.
438
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,321
- PIZZA?
- NO. M-ME.
439
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:25,388
- FINE. BUT DON'T
TELL PIZZA ABOUT THIS.
440
00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:42,609
- (GASP)
441
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,412
- WHEW.
442
00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:45,880
- L-LOOK AT THEM, CAPTAIN.
443
00:20:45,947 --> 00:20:49,283
ISN'T CYBORGANIC LOVE
B-BEAUTIFUL...B-BEAUTIFUL...
444
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,084
GRAND?
445
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:51,619
- DID YOU HEAR A LOUD BANG?
446
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,922
- I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM.
447
00:20:53,955 --> 00:20:56,290
YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
BUY THEM A GIFT.
448
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:57,525
SOMETHING RED.
449
00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,127
- COME ON, DR. MANIAC.
450
00:20:59,194 --> 00:21:01,763
I HEAR THEY'RE HIRING
AT WAFFLE WAREHOUSE.
451
00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:03,531
- OH, NO. DON'T SAY WAFFLES.
452
00:21:03,598 --> 00:21:04,933
ANYTHING BUT WAFFLES.
453
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:08,302
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M THINKING OF...
454
00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:09,470
PANCAKES.
455
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:14,209
NEVER MIND.
456
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:17,645
- I'M JUST SO GLAD ALL OF YOU
AND YOUR CYBORGANICS
457
00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:19,881
ARE HEADED HOME SAFE AND SOUND.
458
00:21:19,948 --> 00:21:23,551
WAIT. DODGERS,
WHERE ARE YOUR CYBORGANICS?
459
00:21:23,618 --> 00:21:26,621
- WELL, CHIEF,
THE BAD NEWS IS I BROKE THEM,
460
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:27,488
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS...
461
00:21:27,588 --> 00:21:29,157
I'M FULLY HEALED.
462
00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:32,126
- DODGERS! DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'VE
463
00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:33,761
COST THE PROTECTORATE?
464
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,163
- WELL, HOLD ON.
THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
465
00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:38,266
- ACTUALLY, I.Q.,
JAIME AND I HAVE SOME NEWS, TOO.
466
00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:41,002
WE WANT TO COME BACK TO WORK
FOR THE PROTECTORATE.
467
00:21:41,002 --> 00:21:42,336
- SO DON'T GO TOO HARD
ON DODGERS.
468
00:21:42,403 --> 00:21:44,406
HE AND THE CADET
MADE IT POSSIBLE.
469
00:21:44,473 --> 00:21:47,341
- AND TECHNICALLY, THAT MEANS
YOU'RE UP 6 WAZILLION DOLLARS,
470
00:21:47,408 --> 00:21:48,509
NOT DOWN.
471
00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:50,845
- IT'S 12 IF YOU COUNT BIGFOOT.
472
00:21:50,912 --> 00:21:53,748
WAIT. DODGERS,
WHERE'S BIGFOOT?
473
00:21:53,815 --> 00:21:56,151
- DON'T FEAR,
MY JUMBO-FOOTED FRIEND.
474
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,653
SOON WE'LL CONQUER
THIS WAFFLE WAREHOUSE
475
00:21:58,686 --> 00:22:01,522
AND THEN MARS AND THEN...
476
00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:03,123
MORE WAFFLE WAREHOUSES,
477
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:07,528
ALL THANKS
TO MY LATEST INVENTION...
478
00:22:07,595 --> 00:22:09,429
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