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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS OF
THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS
IS FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th AND 1/2
CENTURY **
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- AH, EVERYTHING IS SHIPSHAPE,
JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.
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SAME GOOD OLD SHIP.
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SAME GOOD OLD OUTER SPACE.
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SAME GOOD OLD BRIDGE.
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- GOOD MORNING,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- SAME GOOD OLD CADET, HUH?
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THIS IS STRANGE.
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I'VE NEVER HAD THESE
SORTS OF FEELINGS
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FOR THE CADET BEFORE.
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IS IT WRONG?
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YOU'RE NOT THE CADET.
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HE WAS A LOT SHORTER, RIGHT?
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- THE OLD CADET
WAS TRANSFERRED.
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I'M HIS REPLACEMENT.
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- I'LL MISS
THAT LITTLE CHIPMUNK.
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- HE WAS A PIG, WASN'T HE?
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- ARE YOU SURE WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME GUY?
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- I THINK SO.
- LET'S SEE.
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HE HAD A NOSE AND A MOUTH.
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HMM, AND SKIN.
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YES. I THINK
HE LOOKED LIKE...
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THIS.
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PRETTY GOOD, HUH?
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- HMM.
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HERE.
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- HEY, THAT'S NOT BAD.
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BUT YOU FORGOT
SOME OF THE DETAILS.
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SEE?
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COME ON, CADET.
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WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO.
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- AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
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ADD TWO DROPS
OF SODIUM PHOSDAX.
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NOW ADD 5 DROPS
OF AMMONIUM SULFAX.
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(5 DROPS)
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HA! ALL YOU RAW RECRUITS
FALL FOR THAT ONE.
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HA HA HA!
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- GOOD JOKE, SIR.
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- HA HA HA! AAH!
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HA HA HA!
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OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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AND THEN,
THERE WAS THIS OTHER TIME
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WHEN I HAD TO FACE
THE KLUNKINS.
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I WAS RUNNING
A RECONNAISSANCE MISSION
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ON THE PLANET KLUNK
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WHEN I BECAME SEPARATED
FROM MY PARTY.
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I LOOKED TO THE LEFT...
KLUNKINS.
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I LOOKED TO THE RIGHT...
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MORE KLUNKINS!
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SO I LEAPED...
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IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT
TO ESCAPE MY PURSUERS.
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LANDED ON A LEDGE
HIGH ABOVE THE LAVA
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AND DREW MY WEAPON.
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THEN THE HAIRY HORDE
LAUNCHED THEIR ATTACK!
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- GRR!
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- THEY WERE COMING AT ME
FROM BOTH SIDES.
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- ARR!
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- WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO?
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SO I SPRANG HIGH
INTO THE AIR
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AND ELUDED
THE SMELLY BRUTES.
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I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING
AND SWINGING,
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LEAPING, KICKING,
SKIPPING, BITING.
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I BECAME A FIGHTING MACHINE.
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(RIPPING)
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BUT ALAS,
THERE WERE TOO MANY.
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- OH, DEAR.
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- SO, THINKING QUICKLY,
I CREATED A DIVERSION.
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LOOK! IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!
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FREE ICE CREAM!
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- FREE ICE CREAM!
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- THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
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- YES, I DO.
- YOU DO?
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- SO WHILE THE KLUNKINS WERE
LOOKING FOR THE ICE CREAM TRUCK,
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YOU DRESSED UP
IN WOMEN'S CLOTHING
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AND SNUCK AWAY.
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THEY NOW CALL THAT
THE "DODGERS MANEUVER"
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IN HONOR OF YOU.
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THAT MOVE IS TAUGHT TO ALL
THE NEW CADETS AT THE ACADEMY.
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- YEAH, WELL,
IT SOUNDS SIMPLE AND ALL,
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BUT MOST FELLAS
DON'T HAVE THE GAMS FOR IT.
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(WHISTLING)
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DO
SOME OF THAT PRESSING...
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UH, YOU KNOW...
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- PROTECTORATE BUSINESS?
- THAT'S IT.
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- WELL, WE'VE RECEIVED
A REPORT
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THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE
ATTACKED A PRIMITIVE PLANET.
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- SET A COURSE.
- I ALREADY HAVE.
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- WE'LL BE ARRIVING
IN 5 MINUTES.
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- HEY, YOU'RE GOOD.
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- YES, CAPTAIN.
VERY, VERY GOOD.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- OH, GOODY.
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WE'LL HAVE THIS PLANET
DEFORESTED IN RECORD TIME.
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- ALL RIGHT, CADET.
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STICK CLOSE, AND I'LL
SHOW YOU THE ROPES.
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DON'T BE AFRAID,
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
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- I WONDER IF I SHOULD
HAVE MADE LESS 2 x 4's
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AND MORE TOOTHPICKS.
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(CRASH)
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WHAT?!
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- ALL RIGHT, PAUL BUNYAN.
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CEASE AND DESIST.
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- THIS TIME, IT WILL TAKE
MORE THAN ONE DELUDED DUCK
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AND HIS LARD-FILLED
LACKEY TO STOP ME.
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- PERHAPS YOU'VE HAVEN'T
TAKEN A GANDER
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AT MY NEW SIDEKICK.
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HUH?
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- WHAT THE...
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- HEY, COME ON.
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PLEASE.
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- SWEET SISTER!
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- OK, I GET THE MESSAGE.
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LET'S NOT BLOW THIS THING
OUT OF PROPORTION.
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- DON'T TALK TO ME, MARTIAN.
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- ANY CHANCE WE CAN SETTLE
THIS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US?
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- TREE MURDERER!
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- JUST TO LET YOU KNOW,
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I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THIS.
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- I'LL RIP YOU
LIMB FROM LIMB!
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- HEY, HEY,
NICE PUN, CADET.
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WAY TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP.
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT TO
WORK WITH THIS GUY EVERY DAY.
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- IF I HAD TEETH, I'D BE
GRIMACING PITEOUSLY NOW.
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- WELL, I HEAR YOU'VE TAKEN
CARE OF THAT MARTIAN PROBLEM.
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GOOD JOB, DODGERS.
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- WELL, THAT NEW CADET YOU
SENT OVER HELPED OUT A BIT.
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- NEW CADET?
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- YEAH. THE REPLACEMENT
FOR THE OLD CADET?
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- DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON,
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BUT I DIDN'T DECIDE...
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- GRR! OOPS.
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- HEY, YOU GOT TO BE
A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL
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WHERE YOU'RE TOSSING BRICKS.
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- OK, BUT ISN'T IT
NICER THIS WAY?
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JUST THE TWO OF US?
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NOW I HAVE YOU
ALL TO MYSELF.
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NO INTERRUPTIONS.
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- WELL, YOU KNOW,
I KIND OF LIKE INTERRUPTIONS.
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- CADET AND CAPTAIN,
ALL ALONE FOREVER.
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TOGETHER FOREVER, I SAY.
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- HEY, LOOK!
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK!
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- HUH?
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- THAT ONE NEVER FAILS.
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I'LL JUST HANG OUT HERE
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AND READ OLD MAGAZINES
WHILE SHE COOLS OFF.
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- CAPTAIN, IT'S TIME
TO TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE.
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- (PANTING)
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SOMEHOW, I DON'T BELIEVE
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SHE'S A LICENSED
MEDICAL PRACTITIONER.
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- READY FOR YOUR BACK RUB?
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- YIPE!
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SHE'LL NEVER...
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- READY FOR THE VALVE JOB?
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- HMM.
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NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.
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- HYAH!
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DODGERS.
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AND I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE DIFFERENT
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FROM THE OTHER MEN
I'VE STALKED.
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ALL MY CAREFUL ATTENTION
WAS LAVISHED ON YOU FOR NAUGHT.
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NOW YOU'LL END UP
LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
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- I'VE GOT TO GET
OFF THIS SHIP.
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- PERSONALLY, I THINK
IT'S SAFER IN HERE.
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- ME, TOO.
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- (MUMBLING)
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- (SNIFFING)
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- WHY, THAT'S THE STENCH
OF PIG SWEAT.
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YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
WHAT'S...UP.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- HURRY, CAPTAIN.
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(HISS)
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- DON'T DO IT.
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- I...MUST!
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- EH, W-W-W-WHAT IS IT?
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- IT'S...IT'S...
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RABBIT STEW!
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(SLURPING AND GULPING)
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- DODGERS.
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- QUICK, CADET...
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TO THE EMERGENCY
RECREATIONAL VEHICLE!
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- WOW. W-W-WE JUST MADE IT.
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- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW?
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I FORGOT TO GRAB
MR. HOPPITY OUT OF HIS HUTCH.
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- (GULP)
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I'M SURE HE'LL BE OK.
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- WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I
CAN SAY ABOUT THAT PSYCHO BABE
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ONCE I SIC
THE PROTECTORATE ON HER.
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00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,137
- OH, YEAH?
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WE'RE ALL GOING DOWN IN FLAMES
OF UNREQUITED PASSION.
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- ADIOS, NEEDY GONZALEZ.
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- WHAT?! AAH!
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- WHO WOULD HAVE FIGURED THESE
CHAIRS WEREN'T BOLTED DOWN?
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- I'M OVER YOU, DODGERS.
I FOUND SOMEONE NEW.
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YOU WERE JUST A PHASE
I WAS GOING THROUGH.
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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- INCREASE SPEED 170%.
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00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,322
BEGIN STRATEGIC
COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL.
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- B-B-BEGINNING
COUNTER-CLOCK ROLL.
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00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,796
(ALARM BLARING)
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00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,368
- MAINTAIN PRESENT GYRATIONS.
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- (GRUNTING)
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00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,475
- FULL REVERSE ENGINES!
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00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,977
- ENGINES TO FULL REVERSE!
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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- HOW'D WE DO, CADET?
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- C-C-CAPTAIN,
ALL 330,000 GALLONS
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00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,393
WERE S-S-SUCCESSFULLY
TRANSFERRED TO THE FORWARD HULL.
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00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,061
- THE INTERSTELLAR
TRANSPORT OF KETCHUP
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IS MORE DIFFICULT
THAN YOU'D IMAGINE,
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BUT THAT'S LIFE
ON THE CONDIMENT RUN.
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WILL YOU GET A LOAD
OF THAT RACKET?
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00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,990
SOMEBODY'S GETTING RICH
TRANSPORTING THESE
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WELL-TO-DO SLOBS
ON THESE CRUISE SHIPS,
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00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,461
AND IT SURE AIN'T US.
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YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY
SHUFFLEBOARD, RIGHT?
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- UH, S-SHUFFLEBOARD?
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00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,067
- YEAH, BECAUSE
I'M MAKING YOU
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MY NEW CRUISE DIRECTOR.
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- I-I SURE HOPE
THIS TURNS OUT BETTER
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00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:56,043
THAN THE TIME HE MADE ME
HIS T-T-TRAPEZE PARTNER.
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00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,987
- LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE.
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WE HAVE TO RETURN
TO EARTH ANYWAY,
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00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,424
SO WE'RE JUST TAKING
A FEW PAYING SAPS...
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00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,526
UH, FUN-SEEKERS WITH US.
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- CAPTAIN DODGERS,
W-WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
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00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,530
THAT WEALTHY PASSENGERS
WOULD EVEN CONSIDER FLYING
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00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,467
ON A C-C-COMPLETELY
UNKNOWN CRUISE LINE?
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00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,801
- WORRY NOT, LITTLE PIGGY.
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00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:25,873
I PLACED AN AD
IN A TRENDY MAGAZINE.
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IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW,
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IT'S THE WAY A VAPID,
SHALLOW MIND WORKS.
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00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,380
- B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN,
240
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,983
T-THERE'S GOT TO BE
300 PEOPLE HERE.
241
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,285
HOW ARE WE GONNA
T-T-TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL?
242
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:39,887
- LOOK, JUST TAKE THEIR MONEY,
243
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,490
AND YOU CAN FIGURE OUT
THE REST LATER.
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00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,926
- GOOD WORK, DODGERS,
ON THAT KETCHUP THING,
245
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,061
AND HAVE A GOOD VOYAGE
BACK TO EARTH.
246
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,698
- UM, DO I HAVE A CLEAR SHOT
ALL THE WAY?
247
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,100
- OUR THROMBOSIS WEAPON RUSE
248
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,801
SEEMS TO HAVE WORKED
ON THE MARTIANS.
249
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,969
YOU'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE.
250
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,304
HAVE A PLEASANT PASSAGE.
251
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,639
- I THINK IT'LL BE
QUITE PROFITABLE.
252
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,774
- OK, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
HERE'S THE M-M-M...
253
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,910
HERE'S THE LOOT.
254
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,311
WE'VE GOT A FULL SHIP.
255
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:05,778
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH ALL THAT MONEY?
256
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,347
- ALL WHAT MONEY?
257
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:11,318
- THAT BIG PILE OF MONEY
YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS.
258
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,519
- OH, THIS.
259
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,387
WELL, UH,
WE'RE COLLECTING MONEY
260
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,788
FOR THE ORPHANAGE, YEAH.
261
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,125
UH, RUN BY THE, UM...
THE, UM...
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00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,261
SISTERS OF RIGHTEOUS,
UH, INDIGNATION.
263
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,997
- CHARITY WORK.
VERY COMMENDABLE.
264
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,598
- YES. 'TIS.
265
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,068
- SAY, DIDN'T I SEE
THE CADET OUT OF UNIFORM?
266
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:31,138
- I'LL JUST KEEP THIS
IN A SAFE...OUT OF UNIFORM?
267
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,908
- WELL, HE DOES LOOK QUITE GOOD
IN THAT JACKET AND BOW TIE.
268
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,878
- LISTEN HERE, TUBS.
WE GOT TO HAVE A SYSTEM,
269
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,380
OR PEOPLE ARE GONNA
GET SUSPICIOUS.
270
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,615
IT'S SIMPLE.
WHEN WE'RE ON THE BRIDGE,
271
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,517
WE WEAR OUR REGULAR UNIFORMS,
272
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,054
AND WHEN WE'RE OUT HERE
WITH THE PASSENGERS,
273
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,122
WE'RE IN OUR
CRUISE GUY COSTUMES.
274
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,291
- EH, S-S-SIMPLE, HUH?
275
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:55,963
SHALL WE SET SAIL?
276
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:59,666
- SMILE, EVERYONE. SMILE.
277
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,468
- (CHEERING)
278
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,305
(HORN BLOWS)
279
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,261
- AND HERE'S YOUR
D-D-DOUBLE MALT RASPBERRY
280
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,197
AND WATERMELON SMOOTHIE, SIR.
281
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,066
- I HOPE YOU LADIES
HAVE A LOVELY VOYAGE
282
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,136
AND DON'T FORGET TO SEND ME
LOTS OF FREE GUM.
283
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,307
SLOW DOWN,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
284
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:44,244
- EH, W-WELL, I'VE GOT
TO START MAKING LUNCH FOR 350,
285
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,346
AND THEN I PROMISED
TO HELP THE ANDERSONS
286
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,381
GET THEIR R-R-RELATIONSHIP
BACK ON TRACK
287
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,117
WITH A L-L-LITTLE COUNSELING,
288
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,518
AND T-T-THERE'S THE KENNEDYS
289
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,420
WITH THEIR OSTRICH RANCH
IN R-R-RECEIVERSHIP,
290
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,788
AND I'M TRYING TO GET
THE WIDOW PARTRIDGE
291
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,457
AND THE WIDOWER DOUGLAS
TOGETHER.
292
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,092
- SOUNDS BORING.
293
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,693
- (LAUGHTER)
294
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,299
- HOWDY, FOLKS,
I'M CAPTAIN DODGERS.
295
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,737
- HELLO, WE'RE THE WIGGUMS
FROM SHEBOYGAN, WISCONSIN.
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00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,172
HARRY AND I ARE HERE
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00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:14,974
SO HARRY CAN RECOVER
FROM GALLBLADDER SURGERY.
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00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,710
HARRY, SHOW CAPTAIN DODGERS
YOUR SCAR.
299
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,380
- YEAH. THAT'S NICE.
GOOD WORK, YOU KNOW?
300
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,215
LIKE, HOW THEY CUT IT
ON A BIAS.
301
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,152
HARRY AND I OWN A FACTORY
THAT MAKES PASTE.
302
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,953
- YOU MEAN THE WHITE STUFF
IN THE JAR
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00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:28,455
THAT YOU EAT WHEN
YOU'RE IN KINDERGARTEN?
304
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,823
- WELL, YES, BUT IT'S
ACTUALLY FOR GLUING...
305
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,092
- HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.
306
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,460
NOW, I'M JUST
SPITBALLING HERE,
307
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:34,561
SO BEAR WITH ME.
308
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,131
WHAT IF YOU MADE
FRUIT-FLAVORED PASTE?
309
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,900
THE WHITE STUFF IS GOOD,
BUT KIDS NEED VARIETY.
310
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,236
BUT WHAT TO CALL IT? HMM.
311
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,338
HOW'S ABOUT TASTY PASTE?
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00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,240
NOW AVAILABLE
IN STICKY STRAWBERRY,
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GLUEY GRAPE,
AND ADHERABLE ORANGE.
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00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:53,313
NOW, PUT YOURSELVES
A BUSINESS PLAN TOGETHER, AND...
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00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,515
HUH?
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00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,317
- D-D-DON'T FORGET
TO MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT.
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00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,319
- OH, YEAH. THANKS.
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00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,489
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE AT DODGERS' CRUISES
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00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,292
PRESENT THE LATEST
IN CRUISE ENTERTAINMENT.
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00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,827
WE'RE SLOWING
AND IN CLOSE TO MARS
321
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:12,832
SO YOU CAN VIEW THE FIERY
MARTIAN VOLS AT TWILIGHT.
322
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:15,835
- (CHEERING)
323
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:19,106
- AND WE GOT LOTS OF OTHER
EXCITING STUFF PLANNED, TOO.
324
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:20,540
(ALARM BLARING)
325
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:24,177
- CAPTAIN DODGERS,
THE EM-EM-EMERGENCY ALARM.
326
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,246
- THAT WAS A NICE TOUCH, CADET.
327
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,780
- B-B-BUT I DIDN'T SET IT OFF.
328
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,683
- HEY, WHAT'S WITH
THE OUTFIT, BLACKSTONE?
329
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,720
- I'M PUTTING ON
A MAGIC SHOW ON B-B-B-"B" DECK.
330
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,155
- AH, MAGIC.
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00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,390
DID YOU SAY YOU DIDN'T
SET OFF THE ALARM?!
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00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,725
GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
333
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:39,726
GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
334
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,394
GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
335
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,266
GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE,
GOT TO GET TO THE BRIDGE!
336
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,569
- DODGERS, EARTH IS UNDER
ATTACK FROM THE MARTIANS.
337
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,904
- UH, YOU THINK WE COULD
HAVE THIS CONVERSATION,
338
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,206
LIKE, NEXT WEEK?
339
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:57,277
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT'S ALL-OUT WAR!
340
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,346
WHAT KIND OF UNIFORM IS THAT?
341
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,817
- WHEN THE MARTIANS
DETERMINED OUR THROMBOSIS RAY
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00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,186
WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE,
343
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,054
THEY LAUNCHED
AN ALL-OUT ATTACK.
344
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,289
STAR JOHNSON IS LEADING
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00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,225
THE ENTIRE ARMADA
TO DEFEND EARTH.
346
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:22,535
- OH. WE NEED BACKUP,
OR EARTH IS LOST.
347
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,306
- SO IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.
348
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:31,110
DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING,
OR EARTH IS DOOMED.
349
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,146
- IT'S NICE TO BE NEEDED.
350
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,884
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
351
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,951
- NO.
352
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,753
- JUST A LITTLE BIT?
353
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,223
AAH!
354
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,924
- STAY ON THEM, CENTURION.
355
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,559
- YES, COMMANDER.
356
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,629
- NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT YOUR
PROTECTORATE TRAINING TO WORK.
357
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,165
- I'LL T-T-TRY
AND REMEMBER MY CLASSES
358
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:55,101
IN FAKE CRUISES
DURING MARTIAN ATTACKS.
359
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,237
- JUST KEEP THE PASSENGERS CALM.
360
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,275
- PLEASE, EVERYONE.
REMAIN CALM.
361
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,710
R-R-REMAIN CALM.
362
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,345
- (CHEERING)
363
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,347
- WOW, A SIMULATED
MARTIAN ATTACK.
364
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,815
THIS IS COOL.
365
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:12,619
- THE B-B-BUFFET IS NOW OPEN
IN DINING ROOM "C."
366
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,356
- TIME FOR EVASIVE MANEUVERS.
367
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,191
ATTENTION, PASSENGERS.
368
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,927
PLEASE ENJOY
OUR SIMULATED EVASION
369
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,296
OF A SIMULATED MARTIAN ATTACK.
370
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,734
- WHOA!
371
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,669
- WHAT IS HE DOING?
372
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,307
CENTURION, ANALYZE
DODGERS' MOVEMENTS
373
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,209
FOR ANY SEMBLANCE OF A PLAN.
374
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,677
- BEGINNING ANALYSIS.
375
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,813
- WANT TO FOLLOW ME
INTO A POWER DIVE, MARTIAN?
376
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:43,516
- AAH!
377
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,520
- DODGERS,
THINGS ARE NOT GOOD HERE.
378
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,490
- YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
DO HAVE THE WORST TIMING.
379
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,758
- IT'S ALL UP TO...
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00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,693
- HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
381
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:02,235
- AAH!
382
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,404
- C-C-CONGA LINE, EVERYBODY.
383
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,444
- OK, BIG GUY.
BLATHER AWAY.
384
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,446
- EARTH'S ARMADA
HAS BEEN DEFEATED.
385
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,016
STAR JOHNSON IS NEGOTIATING
TERMS OF SURRENDER.
386
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,285
- TELL HIM TO STALL.
387
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,986
I'VE GOT A PLAN.
388
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,597
- AAH!
389
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,069
- CENTURION, HAS YOUR ANALYSIS
REVEALED DODGERS' PLAN?
390
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,707
- WE'VE DETERMINED HE'S HEADED
FOR THE IMPERIAL CITY.
391
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,710
- THE CITY IS SO FORTIFIED
392
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,378
THAT A SINGLE
PROTECTORATE VESSEL
393
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,514
WOULD HAVE NO IMPACT.
394
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,649
- WE'RE PICKING UP
A STRANGE PULSE SIGNATURE.
395
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,684
I'VE DETERMINED
IT'S EITHER A CONGA LINE
396
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,953
OR THE THROMBOSIS RAY
IS ABOARD THEIR SHIP.
397
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,290
- OH, NO, AND I TOLD
EVERYONE THE THROMBOSIS RAY
398
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,258
WAS ONLY A CLEVER RUSE.
399
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,793
WE MUST CALL OFF
THE ATTACK ON EARTH
400
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,596
AND MAKE PEACE
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
401
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,366
- HEY, MAYBE IT'S JUST
A CONGA LINE.
402
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,767
- YEAH, RIGHT.
403
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,575
- DODGERS, WHATEVER YOUR
PLAN WAS, IT WORKED.
404
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:18,678
THE MARTIANS HAVE FLED.
405
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,513
- IT WORKED?
406
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,253
- SO THE ANDERSONS
ARE M-M-MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER,
407
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,121
T-T-THE OSTRICH FARM
HAS BEEN SAVED,
408
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,425
AND I SEE A J-J-JUNE WEDDING
FOR THE PARTRIDGE-DOUGLASES.
409
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,527
OH, AND WE SOMEHOW
M-M-MANAGED TO SAVE EARTH.
410
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,996
- AND I GET TO KEEP
ALL THE MONEY.
411
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,998
- WELCOME HOME, HERO.
412
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,600
CONGRATULATIONS, CAPTAIN.
413
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,569
I COULDN'T BE
MORE PROUD OF YOU.
414
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,371
- AW, SHUCKS.
IT WAS NOTHING.
415
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:45,905
- AND I MADE
SPECIAL ARRANGEMENTS
416
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,475
SO YOU COULD MAKE
YOUR DONATION IN PUBLIC.
417
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,510
- YEAH, MY DON...DONATION?
418
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,078
- IT TOOK SOME DOING,
419
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:55,314
BUT I TRACKED DOWN THE SISTERS
OF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
420
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:58,351
AND BROUGHT THEM IN
FROM SHEBOYGAN.
421
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,156
- GO, QUICKLY.
422
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,392
- THAT WAS SWELL
OF YOU, DODGERS.
423
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,726
- REALLY?
424
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,260
- AND IT COULDN'T
COME AT A BETTER TIME
425
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,596
FOR THE SISTERS
AND THEIR ORPHANAGE.
426
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,730
- YEAH?
427
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,432
- NOW THEY'LL BE ABLE
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
428
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,267
OF A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY...
429
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,269
FRUIT-FLAVORED SCHOOL PASTE!
430
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,571
THEY'LL MAKE A FORTUNE!
431
00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:19,806
WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT?
432
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,742
- YEAH, WHO WOULD
HAVE THUNK IT?
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