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HI CALLING DUCK DODGERS. 13 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,756 - AREN'T YOU EVEN GONNA ANSWER IT? 14 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:30,158 - HA HA HA! LOOK. 15 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,725 - I DON'T GET IT. 16 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:34,562 I JUST HAD DODGERS' COMMUNICATION MODULE REPAIRED. 17 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,698 - HA HA HA! TOLD YOU HE WAS BALD. 18 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:40,000 - AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE HAD THAT THING FIXED 19 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:43,504 5 TIMES IN THE PAST MONTH. 20 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:47,341 WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS BROKEN IN THIS STUPID PLACE? 21 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:49,510 - OK, NOW, LOOK SERIOUS. 22 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,214 - STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! 23 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,215 - DODGERS REPORTING. 24 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,049 - STUPID...BUGS. 25 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,519 UH, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS... 26 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,422 TEEMING WITH THESE FILTHY COCKROACHES. 27 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,291 - AND I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS. 28 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:05,793 - ROACHO, UH, PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY ANGRY. 29 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:08,128 I...I...I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY THAT. 30 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:10,864 ARE WE STILL ON FOR THURSDAY NIGHT? 31 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:12,132 - HUMPH! 32 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,405 - DODGERS, THE EARTH IS IN GREAT DANGER. 33 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:20,174 THE MARTIANS HAVE LAUNCHED A FEARSOME NEW SPACE DESTROYER 34 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,742 CALLED THE INVICTUS. 35 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,344 I BELIEVE IT WILL STOP AT NOTHING 36 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:25,145 UNTIL OUR PLANET IS DESTROYED. 37 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,515 - AND THAT'S BAD, RIGHT? - VERY. 38 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:30,017 - SO, YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY THE INVICTUS 39 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,352 AND SAVE THE EARTH. 40 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,321 - NOT EXACTLY. 41 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,788 WE JUST NEED YOU TO GO OUT THERE 42 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,056 AND SLOW DOWN THE INVICTUS 43 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:40,328 TO MAKE TIME FOR STAR JOHNSON TO FORM EARTH'S ARMADA 44 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,897 AND SAVE THE DAY. 45 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,165 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? 46 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:48,302 - WRONG? IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME THING. 47 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,703 WE KILL OURSELVES 48 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,605 TRYING TO PULL OFF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT, 49 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,108 AND THEN SOME UNDESERVING GLORY HOUND JUST SWOOPS IN 50 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,377 AND TAKES ALL THE CREDIT. 51 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,778 - UH-OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 52 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:01,349 THE GREATEST SATISFACTION IS IN A JOB WELL DONE. 53 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,252 - WHATEVER YOU NEED TO BELIEVE, LITTLE HAM HOCK. 54 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:34,047 - OH, THAT WAS A DELIGHTFUL PRACTICE SHOT. 55 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:38,419 NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THIS THING CAN DO TO THE EARTH. 56 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,799 - ALL RIGHTY, CADET, 57 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:54,768 AFTER ANALYZING THESE TOP-SECRET TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS 58 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:55,969 OF THE INVICTUS, 59 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:59,239 I BELIEVE I'VE DISCOVERED ITS ACHILLES HEEL. 60 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,441 - C-C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, 61 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,809 W-W-W-WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET 62 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:04,144 THESE TOP-SECRET T-T-TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS? 63 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:09,016 - OH, I GOT THEM FROM THAT CUTE LITTLE ROBOT OVER THERE. 64 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,353 - B-BUT, SIR, THAT'S JUST A TRASH C-C-C... 65 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:13,687 A TRASH C-C-C... 66 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,289 EH, WASTEBASKET. 67 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:16,657 - THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BUYING 68 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,959 MY READING GLASSES AT THE GAS STATION. 69 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:22,596 ANYHOO, I'VE FOUND THE INVICTUS' FATAL FLAW. 70 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:25,032 THE SPACE DESTROYER IS DESIGNED 71 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,567 FOR A FULL-SCALE ASSAULT, 72 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,637 SO THEY MUST HAVE LEFT ITS DEFENSES SUSCEPTIBLE 73 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:33,541 TO AN ATTACK BY A SMALLER, MORE INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL. 74 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,444 - I FIND YOUR ARGUMENT IS BASED ON UNQUALIFIED ASSUMPTIONS, 75 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,480 FAULTY LOGIC, AND P-P-PIPE DREAMS. 76 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:42,416 - NOW, FOLLOW ME TO THE HANGAR. 77 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,984 - W-WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR FOOLHARDY 78 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:45,152 ONE-MAN ATTACK, CAPTAIN. 79 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:46,987 - I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE. 80 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,790 I NEED YOU TO NAVIGATE THE AUTO-NAVIGATOR. 81 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,059 - B-B-B-BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ME IN THERE. 82 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,961 - YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP. 83 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,363 - R-R-REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED 84 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,465 THE LAST TIME S-S-S-SOMEONE SAT ON YOUR LAP? 85 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:58,732 - WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW 86 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,001 THAT THAT BABY WASN'T WEARING A DIAPER? 87 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,470 JUST GET IN HERE. 88 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,072 - OK, S-S-SCOOT OVER A BIT. 89 00:05:10,444 --> 00:05:12,746 HEY, TH-TH-THIS IS ROOMIER THAN IT LOOKS. 90 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,915 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 91 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,316 - (GRUNTING) 92 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,418 MAYBE NOT. 93 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,052 GGRRRRRR... 94 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:20,654 - C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? 95 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:24,191 - I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CAST SPEEDY GONZALES AS MY SIDEKICK. 96 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,092 EGH! 97 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,527 - W-W-WHERE'D YOU GO? 98 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,730 - I'M DOWN HERE, STUPID. YOU'RE SITTING ON ME. 99 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:30,631 - OH, DEAR. 100 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,333 - PULL ME OUT! PULL ME OUT! 101 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,837 (ACCORDION NOISES) 102 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:40,374 FOR MY NEXT NUMBER, "LADY OF SPAIN." 103 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,082 - SEE, CADET? PLENTY OF ROOM. 104 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:59,126 WE'LL JUST SLIP IN COMPLETELY UNDETECTED. 105 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,261 - COMMANDER, WE'VE DETECTED YET ANOTHER SMALL, 106 00:06:01,328 --> 00:06:04,031 INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL ATTEMPTING TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE 107 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,433 OUR MAIN DEFENSES. 108 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:06,800 - WHAT? AGAIN? 109 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:07,901 - I'M AFRAID SO. 110 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:12,706 - I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE PERSONALLY. 111 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,042 - ALL RIGHT, CADET, THIS IS IT. 112 00:06:15,108 --> 00:06:16,777 LOOK SHARP. 113 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:20,013 SAY, YOU DON'T GOT ANY GUM OR MINTS ON YOU, DO YOU? 114 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,314 - N-N-N-N-N...UH-HUH. 115 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,051 - YOU SEE, I HAD 5 CLOVES OF GARLIC FOR BREAKFAST. 116 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,285 AND THEN A COUPLE OF PEANUT BUTTER 117 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:27,154 AND ONION SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH, 118 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,355 AND WHAT DID I HAVE FOR SUPPER? 119 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:29,557 OH, YEAH, I ATE ONE OF THOSE 120 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:31,291 5-POUND BLOCKS OF LIMBURGER CHEESE 121 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,593 THAT I GET FROM THE GOVERNMENT. 122 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,695 HA HA HA! WITH TUNA FISH. 123 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,897 I JUST LOVE THAT STUFF. 124 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:40,434 WELL, I GUESS SINCE NOBODY'S GOT ANY MINTS OR GUM, 125 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:43,737 I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE...THIS. 126 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,543 AHH! FRESH AS A SUMMER BREEZE. 127 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,612 - (WHEEZING) 128 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,714 - HEY, MR. STINKY BREATH, 129 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,683 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE COURTESY? 130 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,659 - LET'S SEE WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST. 131 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,901 OH, ANOTHER DELUSIONAL FAN 132 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:17,004 TRYING TO EMULATE THE FAMOUS TRENCH SCENE. 133 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:22,342 HOW MANY LIVES MUST THAT ACCURSED FILM CLAIM? 134 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:25,779 - ALMOST THERE, CAPTAIN, AND WE'RE RIGHT ON COURSE. 135 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,851 - ON MY COMMAND. 136 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,592 - (SCREAMING) 137 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:42,062 - S-S-SIR, IT HAS BEEN A PE-PE-PECULIAR PRIVILEGE 138 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,296 TO SERVE YOU. 139 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:47,835 I CONSIDER IT AN HONOR TO MEET MY END IN YOUR COMPANY. 140 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,071 - WELL, THAT WAS EASY. 141 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:58,078 - THAT IS THE UGLIEST HOOD ORNAMENT I'VE EVER SEEN. 142 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,513 (BOTH SCREAMING) 143 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,715 - WHOA! AAH! 144 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:23,604 - IS EVERYONE OK? 145 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,005 - I AM. - ME, TOO. 146 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:28,542 - GOOD. THEN I BELIEVE YOU ARE MY PRISONERS. 147 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,010 - JERK. 148 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,680 - ALTHOUGH WE SPENT THE LAST TWO MINUTES AS COMRADES, 149 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:36,083 I WON'T LET MERE EMOTION STAND IN THE WAY OF MY DUTY. 150 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,184 (WHISTLING SOUND) 151 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:43,390 CENTURIONS, A LITTLE HELP HERE. 152 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:47,394 - REMEMBER TO LIFT WITH THE LEGS. 153 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:48,962 COMMANDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 154 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,330 - I'LL BE FINE, 155 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:54,501 BUT RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO CAPTURE THOSE INTRUDERS. 156 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,836 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 157 00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:57,237 - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 158 00:08:57,304 --> 00:09:00,608 - OH, IT'S...IT'S NOTHING. ROBOT HUMOR. 159 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,775 YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. 160 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:03,543 - FIND THOSE INTRUDERS. 161 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,079 (ROBOTS LAUGHING) 162 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,818 ROBOTS. 163 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,886 - NOW TO DISABLE THIS TUB. 164 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,722 - STOP THE INTRUDERS. 165 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,989 WHERE ARE THEY? 166 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,691 THEY WERE JUST HERE A SECOND AGO. 167 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,760 DID YOU SEE THE COMMANDER'S BRUSH? 168 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:22,162 IT WAS ALL SCREWED UP, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. 169 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,231 (ALL LAUGHING) 170 00:09:28,168 --> 00:09:31,371 - NOW, IF WE CAN ONLY FIND SOMETHING TO SABOTAGE. 171 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,741 - HOW ABOUT THE MA-M-MAIN RUDDER CONTROLS? 172 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,575 - WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND THAT? 173 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,544 - W-WE'RE STANDING INSIDE IT RIGHT NOW. 174 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:41,414 - AH. WELL, OK, COMMENCE TO SABOTAGING. 175 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,584 - B-BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT M-M-MARTIAN TECHNOLOGY. 176 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,254 - I DON'T, EITHER, 177 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,657 BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD AT BREAKING STUFF. 178 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:51,925 - G-G-GOOD? YOU'RE GREAT. 179 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,828 - I'LL USE THIS PIECE OF CHEWING GUM. 180 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,898 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY G-GUM OR MINTS. 181 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:00,801 - WELL, THAT EXPLOSION DISLODGED A PIECE OF GUM 182 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,636 THAT HAD BEEN STUCK IN MY SINUS CAVITY 183 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,337 FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS. 184 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,140 - SORRY I ASKED. 185 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:11,211 - AND NOW, CAREFULLY PLACE IT HERE. 186 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,013 IT'S WORKING. 187 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,686 - THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 188 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:28,228 - WHOA! 189 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:32,866 - THERE SHE IS, PEOPLE... THE DREADED INVICTUS. 190 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:36,369 - SIR, THE INVICTUS IS JUST SLOWLY SPINNING IN SPACE. 191 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,771 - IMAGINE THAT. 192 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,240 DODGERS MANAGED TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT. 193 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:44,978 HAVE THE ARMADA ENCIRCLE THE INVICTUS. 194 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:48,515 - GEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS, THAT REALLY GUMMED UP THE WORKS. 195 00:10:48,581 --> 00:10:51,251 - DODGERS, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 196 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,521 - OH, I'M JUST BREAKIN' ALL YOUR CHEAP MARTIAN EQUIPMENT. 197 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,723 - WHAT?! 198 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,291 - OH, I'M GREAT AT WRECKIN' STUFF. 199 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,861 BEHOLD! 200 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,167 - SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED. 201 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,270 - OH, DEAR. ABANDON SHIP! 202 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,873 - HA HA HA HA! DID YOU SEE HIS BRUSH? 203 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,808 IT WAS ALL MESSED UP. 204 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,576 - THE COMPUTER SAID THAT YOU INITIATED 205 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,512 THE S-SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE. 206 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,816 (BOTH SCREAMING) 207 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,752 (ALARM BLARING) 208 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,787 - CAPTAIN, THE ARMADA IS IN POSITION, 209 00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,355 AND THE WEAPONS ARE TARGETED. 210 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:29,556 - EXCELLENT. 211 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,324 ON MY COMMAND. 212 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,496 - ONE LAST ESCAPE POD. 213 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,665 - NOT SO FAST, BUB. 214 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,600 WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. 215 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,836 THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP. 216 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:46,539 ISN'T THAT SO? 217 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,741 - REALLY? 218 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,442 WELL, I SUPPOSE... 219 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,785 - NOW, HELMSMAN... 220 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,086 FIRE! 221 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,125 - EXCELLENT SHOT. 222 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,961 - BUT, SIR, I NEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON. 223 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:11,631 - AS I SAID, EXCELLENT SHOT. 224 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,966 NOW, FILE YOUR REPORT 225 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,936 ON HOW I PERSONALLY DESTROYED THE INVICTUS. 226 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,872 - SORRY, DODGERS, BUT ON MY PLANET, 227 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,009 IT'S EVERY MARTIAN FOR HIMSELF. 228 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,817 - AND IT IS WITH DEEPEST HUMILITY 229 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,952 THAT I, STAR JOHNSON, 230 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:35,022 ACCEPT THESE ACCOLADES AND COMMENDATIONS 231 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,357 FOR SAVING THE EARTH. 232 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,392 (CROWD CHEERING) 233 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,264 - I C-C-CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 234 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,801 WE KILL OURSELVES TO PULL OFF AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT, 235 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,537 AND SOME G-G-GLORY HOUND SWOOPS IN 236 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,205 TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT. 237 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,741 - WELL, KIDS, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU 238 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,144 THIS SHOW ISN'T REALISTIC. 239 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,157 - AS THE CAPTAIN OF THIS STARSHIP, 240 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,392 I DEMAND THAT YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS. 241 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:16,363 - I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T COMPLY WITH YOUR P-P-PRESENT REQUEST. 242 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,597 - PLEASE. 243 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,532 - YOU CAN'T HAVE A PUPPY. 244 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,800 - HOW ABOUT A KITTEN? 245 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,435 - NO. - A MONKEY? 246 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,471 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 247 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,073 - WHERE YOU GOIN'? 248 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,875 LOOK, THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE 249 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,077 A CAREFREE, ZERO-MAINTENANCE PET. 250 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,644 AN ENERGY MUTATOR? 251 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:35,448 WOW! HEY, THEY DON'T EAT, SLEEP, SHED, CRY, OR POOP. 252 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,951 - I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT IS PRETTY CUTE. 253 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,687 - GREAT! PURCHASE AND SEND. 254 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,356 YAHOO! MEET ME BY THE EVAPORATOR. 255 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,591 - C-C-CAPTAIN, WAIT. 256 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,260 THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME KIND OF WARNING. 257 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,832 - PA TOO PE PA? 258 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,803 - WHY, AREN'T YOU THE MOST ADORABLE THING? 259 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,705 WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER. 260 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,275 - C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, KEEP AWAY FROM THAT M-M-MONSTER! 261 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,843 - WHY WOULD I KEEP AWAY FROM 262 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,679 SUCH A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE LITTLE SUGARPLUM? 263 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,416 - SENDING AN ENERGY MUTATOR THROUGH THE EVAPORATOR 264 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,051 WAS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 265 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,253 - MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO. 266 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,754 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET? 267 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,190 HE SAID "MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO." 268 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,627 THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL HIM... MY SWEET LITTLE KOO KOO. 269 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,996 - Y-Y-YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME, ARE YOU? 270 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,765 - GO RAIN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S FIESTA. 271 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,967 - HA HA HA! 272 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,902 - THAT DOESN'T BO-BO-BODE... 273 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,304 OH, LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. 274 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,407 - BATCHER NIKKA. 275 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,945 - NOW, YOU SLEEP HERE IN YOUR LITTLE BASKET, KOO KOO, 276 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,248 WHILE DADDY PREPARES FOR BED. 277 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,615 - RRRARR. 278 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,056 HA HA HA! 279 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,425 - I SEE YOU HIDING UNDER THERE, KOO KOO. 280 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,061 - RHHHARRR! 281 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,695 - CADET! CADET! AAH! 282 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,166 - D-D-DID IT MAKE A MESS ON THE CARPET ALREADY? 283 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,068 SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT KOO KOO'S 284 00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,170 NO LONGER A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM. 285 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,872 - CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM, NO. 286 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,841 HIDEOUS, TERRIFYING MONSTER, YES. 287 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,877 - HA HA HA HA! 288 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,912 - PERMISSION TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO? 289 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:16,549 - PERMISSION GRANTED. 290 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,151 - OOOH, HOO HOO HOO HOO! 291 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,187 - UH, HE'S ENJOYING THAT. 292 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,122 - I'LL PROGRAM MY NEUTRONIC RAY PISTOL 293 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,558 TO DISCHARGE ALL OF ITS ENERGY IN ONE BIG KAPOWIE. 294 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,895 FETCH, FIDO! 295 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:29,896 - (GULP) 296 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:30,930 (BOOM) 297 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,532 (BELCHING) 298 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,301 - IT APPEARS THAT THE CREATURE ABSORBS POWER 299 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,836 THROUGH ITS SUBATOMIC STRUCTURE. 300 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,738 - MAN, I HATE SCIENCE. 301 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,874 - THIS THING EATS ENERGY. 302 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,976 (SNIFFING) 303 00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,046 - MAGOOIE WEETA! MAGOOIE WEETA! 304 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,681 - AND THE MONSTER RAN AWAY, 305 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:52,085 AND THE DUCK AND THE PIG LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 306 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,386 - B-B-BUT I'M PRETTY SURE 307 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,355 HE'S OFF TO DEVOUR THE ENERGY CORE. 308 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,424 - AND THAT THING'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT? 309 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,460 - YOU DON'T EVEN WATCH THIS SHOW, D-D-DO YOU? 310 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,044 - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL. 311 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,579 - N-N-NO WORRIES, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 312 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,882 I USUALLY USE THIS TO READ BY AFTER LIGHTS OUT. 313 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,917 - HA HA HA! YOU READ? 314 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,253 NERD. 315 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,355 - L-L-LOOK, OUR ONLY CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL 316 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,058 IS TO ACTIVATE THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE. 317 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,559 - GOOD THINKING. 318 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,494 - HA HA HA HA! 319 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,163 - LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. 320 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,131 - WH-WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM? 321 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,401 - RIGHT BEHIND YOU. 322 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,402 - BLAHHH! 323 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,603 - AAAAHHH! 324 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,712 - I'D TRY EATING MORE FIBER IF I WERE YOU, CADET. 325 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,149 - UM, UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS, I HATE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT, 326 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,551 B-B-BUT SINCE YOU'RE IN CHARGE, 327 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,421 DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE LEADING THE WAY? 328 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,791 - NOPE. THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN IN OFFICER'S TRAINING. 329 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,726 PROTECT THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE. 330 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,761 EXPENDABLE DRONES TO THE FRONT. 331 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,130 THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN 332 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,632 AND THE ONES MOST LIKELY TO GET PICKED OFF. 333 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,736 IT'S SORT OF LIKE THE PAWNS IN CHECKERS. 334 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,305 - WELL, THIS IS IT, 335 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,140 BUT IT'S RUSTED COMPLETELY SHUT. 336 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:25,745 I BET IT'LL NEVER OPEN IN A MILLION YEARS. 337 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,747 - NICE WORK, NOSTRADAMUS. 338 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,317 - (ROARING, SNARLING) 339 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,224 - THERE'S THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE. 340 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,093 SWITCH IT ON BEFORE THE MONSTER GETS US. 341 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,229 - (GRUNTING, GROANING) 342 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,397 I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP. 343 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,836 - ME? YOU KNOW I'VE GOT A BAD BACK. 344 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,405 (CRASH) 345 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,840 (BANG) 346 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,711 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. 347 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,813 WE'RE HOME FREE NOW. 348 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,950 - L-L-LURE HIM AWAY FROM THE ENERGY CORE. 349 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,985 - I'LL TRY THE OLD SWEET TALK. 350 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:10,490 HEY, KOO KOO, REMEMBER ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER? 351 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,560 THE NIGHTS BY THE FIRE? THE WALKS ON THE BEACH? 352 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,094 THE SUNSETS? 353 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,863 - (GROWLING) 354 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,499 - Y-Y-YOU TWO NEVER HAD ANY GOOD TIMES. 355 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,335 - YOUR JEALOUSY DISGUSTS ME. 356 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,838 - RRRHHHHOOOOAAARRR! 357 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,140 - AAAHH! 358 00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,178 - THIS STINKS. 359 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,981 - (LAUGHING) 360 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,583 - AAAHHH! 361 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,086 - WE'RE TRAPPED. 362 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,821 - SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS. 363 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,656 UP TO MY ARMPITS IN FILTH 364 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,492 AND WAITING TO BE DEVOURED BY A CREATURE 365 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,161 I THOUGHT WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER. 366 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,062 REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE. 367 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,932 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 368 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,336 - NOW, KOO KOO, I'M SURE THE CADET WILL BE RIGHT BACK. 369 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,238 HE'S VERY RELIABLE. 370 00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,839 - HANG ON, CAPTAIN! 371 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,620 - WELL, THAT ALMOST WORKED. 372 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,891 - GHHARR! MEKARRA MOOTOO! 373 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,030 - HA! THE STUPID BEAST CAN'T QUITE REACH US. 374 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:28,235 - THAT DRAIN WON'T HOLD HIM F-F-FOR...INDEFINITELY. 375 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,569 - RRHHHARRR! 376 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,038 - M-MAYBE WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS ELSEWHERE. 377 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,242 - YOUR PLAN WAS WELL THOUGHT OUT AND POTENTIALLY EFFECTIVE, 378 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,044 BUT MY PLAN HAS MORE PIZZAZZ. 379 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,879 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 380 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,214 ONCE YOU'RE POWERED UP, 381 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,450 KOO KOO WILL FIND YOU IRRESISTIBLE. 382 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,618 - I STILL LIKE MY IDEA BETTER. 383 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,155 - I TOLD YOU, YOUR IDEA LACKED VISUAL INTEREST. 384 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,657 NOW, LURE THAT THING IN HERE, 385 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,092 AND I'LL EVAPORATE HIM OUT INTO DEEP SPACE. 386 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,763 - J-JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE A PLAN THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE DRESSING ME 387 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,197 IN A F-FUNNY SUIT. 388 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,799 - DREAM ON, TUBBY. 389 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,675 WOW! YOU'RE BRIGHTER THAN LAS VEGAS AT CHRISTMASTIME. 390 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,977 - HERE, MONSTER, MONSTER, MONSTER. 391 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,079 - TRY AND SOUND MORE DELICIOUS. 392 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,447 THAT SHOULD BUY ME SOME TIME 393 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,617 TO GET READY FOR THAT BIG, FAT, UGLY... 394 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,453 - (GROWLING) 395 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,455 - SAY THERE, HANDSOME, 396 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,691 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE CADET, HAVE YOU? 397 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,893 - AAAAAAAHHHH! 398 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,297 - STOP FOOLING AROUND, AND GET OUT OF THERE. 399 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,999 - WHO'S FOOLING AROUND? 400 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,235 - QUICK, INTO THE EVAPORATOR! 401 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,505 - I KNEW I LIKED MY PLAN BETTER. 402 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,308 - GET IN THERE, YOU STUPID MONSTER. 403 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,377 - HEY, I'M STILL IN HERE. 404 00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,014 - NEXT STOP, THE COLD, DARK VACUUM OF OUTER SPACE. 405 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,349 - OH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN, 406 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,818 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME OUT THERE WITH HIM? 407 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,786 - I'M SORRY, BUT IN TIMES OF CRISIS, 408 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,122 I HAVE TO PUT MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE 409 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,658 AND DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MYSELF. 410 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,160 HMM. HEY, HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? 411 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,330 - IT'S PRETTY COMPLICATED. 412 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,897 B-B-BUT IF YOU COULD GET ME OUT OF HERE, 413 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,165 I COULD SHOW YOU. 414 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,967 - CAN'T YOU JUST TAP OUT THE INSTRUCTIONS 415 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,101 WITH YOUR NOSE? 416 00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,270 - M-M-MY NOSE IS ALL CLOGGED. 417 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,906 - TYPICAL. TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 418 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,245 WE PUSH PAST THE RIGHT CLAVICLE 419 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,481 AND THROUGH THE LEFT VENTRICLE, 420 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,282 OUT THE ORAL ORIFICE, 421 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,217 AND TA DA! 422 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,386 - HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 423 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,621 - I'M A FULLY LICENSED MIDWIFE. 424 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,023 - AND THIS WHOLE TIME, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW N-N-NOTHIN' 425 00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,392 ABOUT BIRTHIN' NO BABIES. 426 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,094 OK, LOCK ON. STAND CLEAR. 427 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,597 - I AM STANDING CLEAR. 428 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,032 YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME OUT THERE WITH HIM, ARE YOU? 429 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,471 - HA HA HA HA! OF COURSE NOT. WHAT KIND OF FINK WOULD DO THAT? 430 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,607 - HA HA! YOU KNOW ME. ALWAYS FULL OF FUN. 431 00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,487 DID I MISS THE GREAT PUMPKIN? 432 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,655 DID HE LEAVE US ANY TOYS? 433 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,157 - A-A-ARE YOU OK, C-CAPTAIN DODGERS? 434 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,459 - NEVER FELT BETTER. 435 00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,194 HMM, WHAT HAPPENED TO KOO KOO? 436 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:12,365 - LET'S JUST SAY HE'S ABOUT TO MEET HIS N-N-NEW BEST BUDDY. 437 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,969 - WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, LITTLE ONE? 438 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,908 WHY, AREN'T YOU JUST THE MOST ADORABLE THING? 439 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,576 - HEE HEE HEE HEE! 440 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,745 - WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER. 441 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,048 - RHARR! HA HA HA! 31231

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