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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS
OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
AND THE WEAK *
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* DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY *
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* IN THE 24th AND 1/2
CENTURY *
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- THIS IS THE GALACTIC
PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS
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CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
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COME IN, DUCK DODGERS.
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I REPEAT, COME IN,
DUCK DODGERS.
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- HEY, CADET, CHECK IT OUT.
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- THIS IS I.Q. HI
CALLING DUCK DODGERS.
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- AREN'T YOU EVEN
GONNA ANSWER IT?
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- HA HA HA! LOOK.
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- I DON'T GET IT.
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I JUST HAD DODGERS'
COMMUNICATION MODULE REPAIRED.
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- HA HA HA!
TOLD YOU HE WAS BALD.
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- AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I'VE HAD THAT THING FIXED
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5 TIMES IN THE PAST MONTH.
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WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS BROKEN
IN THIS STUPID PLACE?
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- OK, NOW, LOOK SERIOUS.
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- STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
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- DODGERS REPORTING.
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- STUPID...BUGS.
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UH, THIS WHOLE PLACE IS...
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TEEMING WITH THESE
FILTHY COCKROACHES.
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- AND I THOUGHT
WE WERE FRIENDS.
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- ROACHO, UH,
PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY ANGRY.
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I...I...I DIDN'T MEAN
ANYTHING BY THAT.
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ARE WE STILL ON
FOR THURSDAY NIGHT?
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- HUMPH!
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- DODGERS,
THE EARTH IS IN GREAT DANGER.
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THE MARTIANS HAVE LAUNCHED
A FEARSOME NEW SPACE DESTROYER
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CALLED THE INVICTUS.
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I BELIEVE
IT WILL STOP AT NOTHING
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UNTIL OUR PLANET IS DESTROYED.
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- AND THAT'S BAD, RIGHT?
- VERY.
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- SO, YOU WANT ME
TO DESTROY THE INVICTUS
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AND SAVE THE EARTH.
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- NOT EXACTLY.
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WE JUST NEED YOU
TO GO OUT THERE
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AND SLOW DOWN THE INVICTUS
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TO MAKE TIME FOR STAR JOHNSON
TO FORM EARTH'S ARMADA
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AND SAVE THE DAY.
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- IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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- WRONG?
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME THING.
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WE KILL OURSELVES
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TRYING TO PULL OFF
AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT,
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AND THEN SOME UNDESERVING
GLORY HOUND JUST SWOOPS IN
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AND TAKES ALL THE CREDIT.
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- UH-OH, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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THE GREATEST SATISFACTION
IS IN A JOB WELL DONE.
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- WHATEVER YOU NEED TO BELIEVE,
LITTLE HAM HOCK.
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- OH, THAT WAS
A DELIGHTFUL PRACTICE SHOT.
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NOW LET'S SEE WHAT THIS THING
CAN DO TO THE EARTH.
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- ALL RIGHTY, CADET,
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AFTER ANALYZING THESE TOP-SECRET
TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS
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OF THE INVICTUS,
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I BELIEVE I'VE DISCOVERED
ITS ACHILLES HEEL.
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- C-C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS,
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W-W-W-WHERE
IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET
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THESE TOP-SECRET
T-T-TECHNICAL SCHEMATICS?
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- OH, I GOT THEM FROM THAT CUTE
LITTLE ROBOT OVER THERE.
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- B-BUT, SIR, THAT'S JUST
A TRASH C-C-C...
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A TRASH C-C-C...
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EH, WASTEBASKET.
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- THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR BUYING
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MY READING GLASSES
AT THE GAS STATION.
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ANYHOO, I'VE FOUND
THE INVICTUS' FATAL FLAW.
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THE SPACE DESTROYER
IS DESIGNED
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FOR A FULL-SCALE ASSAULT,
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SO THEY MUST HAVE
LEFT ITS DEFENSES SUSCEPTIBLE
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TO AN ATTACK BY A SMALLER,
MORE INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL.
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- I FIND YOUR ARGUMENT IS BASED
ON UNQUALIFIED ASSUMPTIONS,
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FAULTY LOGIC,
AND P-P-PIPE DREAMS.
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- NOW, FOLLOW ME TO THE HANGAR.
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- W-WELL, GOOD LUCK
WITH YOUR FOOLHARDY
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ONE-MAN ATTACK, CAPTAIN.
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- I'M NOT GOING OUT THERE ALONE.
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I NEED YOU TO NAVIGATE
THE AUTO-NAVIGATOR.
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- B-B-B-BUT THERE'S NO ROOM
FOR ME IN THERE.
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- YOU CAN SIT ON MY LAP.
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- R-R-REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
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THE LAST TIME S-S-S-SOMEONE
SAT ON YOUR LAP?
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- WELL,
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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THAT THAT BABY
WASN'T WEARING A DIAPER?
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JUST GET IN HERE.
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- OK, S-S-SCOOT OVER A BIT.
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HEY, TH-TH-THIS IS
ROOMIER THAN IT LOOKS.
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I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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- (GRUNTING)
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MAYBE NOT.
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GGRRRRRR...
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- C-C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
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- I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE CAST
SPEEDY GONZALES AS MY SIDEKICK.
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EGH!
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- W-W-WHERE'D YOU GO?
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- I'M DOWN HERE, STUPID.
YOU'RE SITTING ON ME.
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- OH, DEAR.
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- PULL ME OUT!
PULL ME OUT!
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(ACCORDION NOISES)
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FOR MY NEXT NUMBER,
"LADY OF SPAIN."
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- SEE, CADET?
PLENTY OF ROOM.
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WE'LL JUST SLIP IN
COMPLETELY UNDETECTED.
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- COMMANDER, WE'VE DETECTED
YET ANOTHER SMALL,
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INSIGNIFICANT VESSEL
ATTEMPTING TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE
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OUR MAIN DEFENSES.
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- WHAT? AGAIN?
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- I'M AFRAID SO.
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- I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE
PERSONALLY.
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- ALL RIGHT, CADET,
THIS IS IT.
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LOOK SHARP.
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SAY, YOU DON'T GOT ANY GUM
OR MINTS ON YOU, DO YOU?
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- N-N-N-N-N...UH-HUH.
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- YOU SEE, I HAD 5 CLOVES
OF GARLIC FOR BREAKFAST.
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AND THEN A COUPLE
OF PEANUT BUTTER
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AND ONION SANDWICHES FOR LUNCH,
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AND WHAT DID I HAVE FOR SUPPER?
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OH, YEAH, I ATE ONE OF THOSE
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5-POUND BLOCKS
OF LIMBURGER CHEESE
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THAT I GET
FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
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HA HA HA! WITH TUNA FISH.
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I JUST LOVE THAT STUFF.
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WELL, I GUESS SINCE
NOBODY'S GOT ANY MINTS OR GUM,
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO USE...THIS.
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AHH! FRESH AS A SUMMER BREEZE.
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- (WHEEZING)
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- HEY, MR. STINKY BREATH,
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE COURTESY?
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- LET'S SEE
WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST.
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OH, ANOTHER DELUSIONAL FAN
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TRYING TO EMULATE THE FAMOUS
TRENCH SCENE.
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HOW MANY LIVES
MUST THAT ACCURSED FILM CLAIM?
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- ALMOST THERE, CAPTAIN,
AND WE'RE RIGHT ON COURSE.
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- ON MY COMMAND.
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- (SCREAMING)
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- S-S-SIR, IT HAS BEEN
A PE-PE-PECULIAR PRIVILEGE
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TO SERVE YOU.
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I CONSIDER IT AN HONOR
TO MEET MY END IN YOUR COMPANY.
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- WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
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- THAT IS THE UGLIEST
HOOD ORNAMENT I'VE EVER SEEN.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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- WHOA! AAH!
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- IS EVERYONE OK?
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- I AM.
- ME, TOO.
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- GOOD. THEN I BELIEVE
YOU ARE MY PRISONERS.
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- JERK.
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- ALTHOUGH WE SPENT THE LAST
TWO MINUTES AS COMRADES,
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I WON'T LET MERE EMOTION
STAND IN THE WAY OF MY DUTY.
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(WHISTLING SOUND)
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CENTURIONS,
A LITTLE HELP HERE.
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- REMEMBER TO LIFT
WITH THE LEGS.
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COMMANDER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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- I'LL BE FINE,
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BUT RIGHT NOW, WE NEED TO
CAPTURE THOSE INTRUDERS.
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- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
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- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
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- OH, IT'S...IT'S NOTHING.
ROBOT HUMOR.
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YOU WOULDN'T GET IT.
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- FIND THOSE INTRUDERS.
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(ROBOTS LAUGHING)
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ROBOTS.
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- NOW TO DISABLE THIS TUB.
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- STOP THE INTRUDERS.
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WHERE ARE THEY?
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THEY WERE JUST HERE
A SECOND AGO.
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DID YOU SEE
THE COMMANDER'S BRUSH?
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IT WAS ALL SCREWED UP,
AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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- NOW, IF WE CAN ONLY FIND
SOMETHING TO SABOTAGE.
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- HOW ABOUT
THE MA-M-MAIN RUDDER CONTROLS?
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- WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND THAT?
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- W-WE'RE STANDING
INSIDE IT RIGHT NOW.
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- AH. WELL, OK,
COMMENCE TO SABOTAGING.
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- B-BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT M-M-MARTIAN TECHNOLOGY.
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- I DON'T, EITHER,
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BUT I'M PRETTY GOOD
AT BREAKING STUFF.
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- G-G-GOOD?
YOU'RE GREAT.
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- I'LL USE THIS PIECE
OF CHEWING GUM.
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- HEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE
ANY G-GUM OR MINTS.
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- WELL, THAT EXPLOSION
DISLODGED A PIECE OF GUM
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THAT HAD BEEN STUCK
IN MY SINUS CAVITY
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FOR THE PAST TWO MONTHS.
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- SORRY I ASKED.
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00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:11,211
- AND NOW,
CAREFULLY PLACE IT HERE.
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IT'S WORKING.
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- THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
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- WHOA!
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- THERE SHE IS, PEOPLE...
THE DREADED INVICTUS.
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- SIR, THE INVICTUS IS JUST
SLOWLY SPINNING IN SPACE.
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- IMAGINE THAT.
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DODGERS MANAGED TO DO
SOMETHING RIGHT.
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HAVE THE ARMADA
ENCIRCLE THE INVICTUS.
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- GEE, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
THAT REALLY GUMMED UP THE WORKS.
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- DODGERS,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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- OH, I'M JUST BREAKIN' ALL YOUR
CHEAP MARTIAN EQUIPMENT.
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- WHAT?!
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- OH, I'M GREAT
AT WRECKIN' STUFF.
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BEHOLD!
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- SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
INITIATED.
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00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,270
- OH, DEAR.
ABANDON SHIP!
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- HA HA HA HA!
DID YOU SEE HIS BRUSH?
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IT WAS ALL MESSED UP.
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- THE COMPUTER SAID
THAT YOU INITIATED
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THE S-SELF-DESTRUCT
SEQUENCE.
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00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,816
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,752
(ALARM BLARING)
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- CAPTAIN,
THE ARMADA IS IN POSITION,
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AND THE WEAPONS ARE TARGETED.
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- EXCELLENT.
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ON MY COMMAND.
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- ONE LAST ESCAPE POD.
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- NOT SO FAST, BUB.
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WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST.
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THE CAPTAIN GOES DOWN
WITH THE SHIP.
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ISN'T THAT SO?
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00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,741
- REALLY?
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00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,442
WELL, I SUPPOSE...
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00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,785
- NOW, HELMSMAN...
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FIRE!
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00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,125
- EXCELLENT SHOT.
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00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:07,961
- BUT, SIR,
I NEVER PRESSED THE BUTTON.
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- AS I SAID, EXCELLENT SHOT.
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NOW, FILE YOUR REPORT
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00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,936
ON HOW I PERSONALLY
DESTROYED THE INVICTUS.
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- SORRY, DODGERS,
BUT ON MY PLANET,
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IT'S EVERY MARTIAN FOR HIMSELF.
228
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,817
- AND IT IS
WITH DEEPEST HUMILITY
229
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,952
THAT I, STAR JOHNSON,
230
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:35,022
ACCEPT THESE ACCOLADES
AND COMMENDATIONS
231
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,357
FOR SAVING THE EARTH.
232
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,392
(CROWD CHEERING)
233
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,264
- I C-C-CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
234
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:47,801
WE KILL OURSELVES TO PULL OFF
AN IMPOSSIBLE ASSIGNMENT,
235
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,537
AND SOME G-G-GLORY HOUND
SWOOPS IN
236
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,205
TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT.
237
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,741
- WELL, KIDS,
DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU
238
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,144
THIS SHOW ISN'T REALISTIC.
239
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:10,157
- AS THE CAPTAIN
OF THIS STARSHIP,
240
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,392
I DEMAND
THAT YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS.
241
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:16,363
- I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T COMPLY
WITH YOUR P-P-PRESENT REQUEST.
242
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,597
- PLEASE.
243
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,532
- YOU CAN'T HAVE A PUPPY.
244
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,800
- HOW ABOUT A KITTEN?
245
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,435
- NO.
- A MONKEY?
246
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:24,471
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
247
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,073
- WHERE YOU GOIN'?
248
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,875
LOOK, THERE'S JUST GOTTA BE
249
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,077
A CAREFREE,
ZERO-MAINTENANCE PET.
250
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,644
AN ENERGY MUTATOR?
251
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:35,448
WOW! HEY, THEY DON'T EAT,
SLEEP, SHED, CRY, OR POOP.
252
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,951
- I HAVE TO ADMIT,
IT IS PRETTY CUTE.
253
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,687
- GREAT!
PURCHASE AND SEND.
254
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,356
YAHOO!
MEET ME BY THE EVAPORATOR.
255
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,591
- C-C-CAPTAIN, WAIT.
256
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,260
THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME KIND OF WARNING.
257
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,832
- PA TOO PE PA?
258
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:56,803
- WHY, AREN'T YOU
THE MOST ADORABLE THING?
259
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,705
WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.
260
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,275
- C-CAPTAIN DODGERS, KEEP AWAY
FROM THAT M-M-MONSTER!
261
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,843
- WHY WOULD I
KEEP AWAY FROM
262
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,679
SUCH A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE
LITTLE SUGARPLUM?
263
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:09,416
- SENDING AN ENERGY MUTATOR
THROUGH THE EVAPORATOR
264
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,051
WAS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
265
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,253
- MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO.
266
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,754
- DID YOU HEAR THAT, CADET?
267
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,190
HE SAID
"MOOKIE PATATA KOO KOO."
268
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,627
THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL HIM...
MY SWEET LITTLE KOO KOO.
269
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,996
- Y-Y-YOU'RE NOT EVEN
LISTENING TO ME, ARE YOU?
270
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,765
- GO RAIN ON
SOMEONE ELSE'S FIESTA.
271
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,967
- HA HA HA!
272
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,902
- THAT DOESN'T BO-BO-BODE...
273
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,304
OH, LIKE I DIDN'T
SEE THAT COMING.
274
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,407
- BATCHER NIKKA.
275
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,945
- NOW, YOU SLEEP HERE
IN YOUR LITTLE BASKET, KOO KOO,
276
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,248
WHILE DADDY PREPARES FOR BED.
277
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,615
- RRRARR.
278
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,056
HA HA HA!
279
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:52,425
- I SEE YOU
HIDING UNDER THERE, KOO KOO.
280
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,061
- RHHHARRR!
281
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,695
- CADET! CADET! AAH!
282
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:59,166
- D-D-DID IT MAKE A MESS
ON THE CARPET ALREADY?
283
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,068
SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT KOO KOO'S
284
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,170
NO LONGER
A CUTESIE-WOOTSIE SUGARPLUM.
285
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,872
- CUTESIE-WOOTSIE
SUGARPLUM, NO.
286
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,841
HIDEOUS,
TERRIFYING MONSTER, YES.
287
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,877
- HA HA HA HA!
288
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,912
- PERMISSION
TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO?
289
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:16,549
- PERMISSION GRANTED.
290
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,151
- OOOH, HOO HOO HOO HOO!
291
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,187
- UH, HE'S ENJOYING THAT.
292
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,122
- I'LL PROGRAM
MY NEUTRONIC RAY PISTOL
293
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:25,558
TO DISCHARGE ALL OF ITS ENERGY
IN ONE BIG KAPOWIE.
294
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,895
FETCH, FIDO!
295
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:29,896
- (GULP)
296
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:30,930
(BOOM)
297
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,532
(BELCHING)
298
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,301
- IT APPEARS
THAT THE CREATURE ABSORBS POWER
299
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,836
THROUGH ITS SUBATOMIC STRUCTURE.
300
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,738
- MAN, I HATE SCIENCE.
301
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,874
- THIS THING EATS ENERGY.
302
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,976
(SNIFFING)
303
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,046
- MAGOOIE WEETA!
MAGOOIE WEETA!
304
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,681
- AND THE MONSTER RAN AWAY,
305
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:52,085
AND THE DUCK AND THE PIG
LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
306
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,386
- B-B-BUT I'M PRETTY SURE
307
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,355
HE'S OFF TO DEVOUR
THE ENERGY CORE.
308
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,424
- AND THAT THING'S
IMPORTANT, RIGHT?
309
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,460
- YOU DON'T EVEN
WATCH THIS SHOW, D-D-DO YOU?
310
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,044
- LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE
FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL.
311
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,579
- N-N-NO WORRIES,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
312
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,882
I USUALLY USE THIS
TO READ BY AFTER LIGHTS OUT.
313
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,917
- HA HA HA!
YOU READ?
314
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,253
NERD.
315
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,355
- L-L-LOOK,
OUR ONLY CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL
316
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,058
IS TO ACTIVATE
THE AUXILIARY ENERGY CORE.
317
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,559
- GOOD THINKING.
318
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,494
- HA HA HA HA!
319
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,163
- LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.
320
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,131
- WH-WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?
321
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,401
- RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
322
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,402
- BLAHHH!
323
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:43,603
- AAAAHHH!
324
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,712
- I'D TRY EATING MORE FIBER
IF I WERE YOU, CADET.
325
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:56,149
- UM, UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS,
I HATE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
326
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,551
B-B-BUT SINCE YOU'RE IN CHARGE,
327
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,421
DON'T YOU THINK THAT
YOU SHOULD BE LEADING THE WAY?
328
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,791
- NOPE. THAT'S THE FIRST THING
YOU LEARN IN OFFICER'S TRAINING.
329
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,726
PROTECT THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE.
330
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,761
EXPENDABLE DRONES TO THE FRONT.
331
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,130
THEY'RE A DIME A DOZEN
332
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:12,632
AND THE ONES MOST LIKELY
TO GET PICKED OFF.
333
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:16,736
IT'S SORT OF LIKE
THE PAWNS IN CHECKERS.
334
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,305
- WELL, THIS IS IT,
335
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,140
BUT IT'S RUSTED
COMPLETELY SHUT.
336
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:25,745
I BET IT'LL NEVER OPEN
IN A MILLION YEARS.
337
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,747
- NICE WORK, NOSTRADAMUS.
338
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:30,317
- (ROARING, SNARLING)
339
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,224
- THERE'S THE AUXILIARY
ENERGY CORE.
340
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:40,093
SWITCH IT ON
BEFORE THE MONSTER GETS US.
341
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,229
- (GRUNTING, GROANING)
342
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,397
I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP.
343
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,836
- ME? YOU KNOW I'VE GOT
A BAD BACK.
344
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,405
(CRASH)
345
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,840
(BANG)
346
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,711
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
347
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,813
WE'RE HOME FREE NOW.
348
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,950
- L-L-LURE HIM AWAY
FROM THE ENERGY CORE.
349
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,985
- I'LL TRY THE OLD SWEET TALK.
350
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:10,490
HEY, KOO KOO, REMEMBER ALL OF
THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER?
351
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,560
THE NIGHTS BY THE FIRE?
THE WALKS ON THE BEACH?
352
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,094
THE SUNSETS?
353
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,863
- (GROWLING)
354
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,499
- Y-Y-YOU TWO
NEVER HAD ANY GOOD TIMES.
355
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,335
- YOUR JEALOUSY DISGUSTS ME.
356
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:25,838
- RRRHHHHOOOOAAARRR!
357
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,140
- AAAHH!
358
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,178
- THIS STINKS.
359
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,981
- (LAUGHING)
360
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,583
- AAAHHH!
361
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,086
- WE'RE TRAPPED.
362
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,821
- SO THIS IS HOW IT ENDS.
363
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,656
UP TO MY ARMPITS IN FILTH
364
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,492
AND WAITING
TO BE DEVOURED BY A CREATURE
365
00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,161
I THOUGHT
WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER.
366
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,062
REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST MARRIAGE.
367
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,932
- HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
368
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:56,336
- NOW, KOO KOO, I'M SURE
THE CADET WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
369
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,238
HE'S VERY RELIABLE.
370
00:18:58,305 --> 00:18:59,839
- HANG ON, CAPTAIN!
371
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,620
- WELL, THAT ALMOST WORKED.
372
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,891
- GHHARR! MEKARRA MOOTOO!
373
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,030
- HA! THE STUPID BEAST
CAN'T QUITE REACH US.
374
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:28,235
- THAT DRAIN WON'T HOLD HIM
F-F-FOR...INDEFINITELY.
375
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,569
- RRHHHARRR!
376
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,038
- M-MAYBE WE SHOULD
DISCUSS THIS ELSEWHERE.
377
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,242
- YOUR PLAN WAS WELL THOUGHT OUT
AND POTENTIALLY EFFECTIVE,
378
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,044
BUT MY PLAN HAS MORE PIZZAZZ.
379
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,879
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
380
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,214
ONCE YOU'RE POWERED UP,
381
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,450
KOO KOO WILL FIND YOU
IRRESISTIBLE.
382
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,618
- I STILL LIKE MY IDEA BETTER.
383
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,155
- I TOLD YOU, YOUR IDEA
LACKED VISUAL INTEREST.
384
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,657
NOW, LURE THAT THING
IN HERE,
385
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:53,092
AND I'LL EVAPORATE HIM
OUT INTO DEEP SPACE.
386
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:56,763
- J-JUST ONCE, I'D LIKE A PLAN
THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE DRESSING ME
387
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,197
IN A F-FUNNY SUIT.
388
00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,799
- DREAM ON, TUBBY.
389
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,675
WOW! YOU'RE BRIGHTER
THAN LAS VEGAS AT CHRISTMASTIME.
390
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,977
- HERE, MONSTER,
MONSTER, MONSTER.
391
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,079
- TRY AND SOUND MORE DELICIOUS.
392
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,447
THAT SHOULD BUY ME SOME TIME
393
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,617
TO GET READY
FOR THAT BIG, FAT, UGLY...
394
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,453
- (GROWLING)
395
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,455
- SAY THERE, HANDSOME,
396
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,691
YOU HAVEN'T
SEEN THE CADET, HAVE YOU?
397
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,893
- AAAAAAAHHHH!
398
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,297
- STOP FOOLING AROUND,
AND GET OUT OF THERE.
399
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,999
- WHO'S FOOLING AROUND?
400
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,235
- QUICK, INTO THE EVAPORATOR!
401
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,505
- I KNEW I LIKED MY PLAN BETTER.
402
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,308
- GET IN THERE,
YOU STUPID MONSTER.
403
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,377
- HEY, I'M STILL IN HERE.
404
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:48,014
- NEXT STOP, THE COLD,
DARK VACUUM OF OUTER SPACE.
405
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,349
- OH, C-C-C-CAPTAIN,
406
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,818
YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME
OUT THERE WITH HIM?
407
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,786
- I'M SORRY,
BUT IN TIMES OF CRISIS,
408
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,122
I HAVE TO PUT
MY PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE
409
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,658
AND DO WHAT'S BEST
FOR MYSELF.
410
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:01,160
HMM. HEY, HOW DO YOU WORK
THIS THING?
411
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,330
- IT'S PRETTY COMPLICATED.
412
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,897
B-B-BUT IF YOU COULD
GET ME OUT OF HERE,
413
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,165
I COULD SHOW YOU.
414
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,967
- CAN'T YOU JUST
TAP OUT THE INSTRUCTIONS
415
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,101
WITH YOUR NOSE?
416
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,270
- M-M-MY NOSE IS ALL CLOGGED.
417
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,906
- TYPICAL.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
418
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,245
WE PUSH PAST
THE RIGHT CLAVICLE
419
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,481
AND THROUGH THE LEFT VENTRICLE,
420
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,282
OUT THE ORAL ORIFICE,
421
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,217
AND TA DA!
422
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,386
- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
423
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,621
- I'M A FULLY LICENSED
MIDWIFE.
424
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:31,023
- AND THIS WHOLE TIME,
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW N-N-NOTHIN'
425
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,392
ABOUT BIRTHIN' NO BABIES.
426
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,094
OK, LOCK ON.
STAND CLEAR.
427
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,597
- I AM STANDING CLEAR.
428
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,032
YOU'RE NOT GONNA ZAP ME
OUT THERE WITH HIM, ARE YOU?
429
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,471
- HA HA HA HA! OF COURSE NOT.
WHAT KIND OF FINK WOULD DO THAT?
430
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,607
- HA HA! YOU KNOW ME.
ALWAYS FULL OF FUN.
431
00:21:58,385 --> 00:22:00,487
DID I MISS THE GREAT PUMPKIN?
432
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,655
DID HE LEAVE US ANY TOYS?
433
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:05,157
- A-A-ARE YOU OK,
C-CAPTAIN DODGERS?
434
00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:06,459
- NEVER FELT BETTER.
435
00:22:06,526 --> 00:22:08,194
HMM, WHAT HAPPENED TO KOO KOO?
436
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:12,365
- LET'S JUST SAY HE'S ABOUT
TO MEET HIS N-N-NEW BEST BUDDY.
437
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,969
- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM,
LITTLE ONE?
438
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:21,908
WHY, AREN'T YOU JUST
THE MOST ADORABLE THING?
439
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,576
- HEE HEE HEE HEE!
440
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:25,745
- WE'LL BE FRIENDS FOREVER.
441
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:29,048
- RHARR! HA HA HA!
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