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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:10,678 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * 2 00:00:13,881 --> 00:00:20,020 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * 3 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:25,526 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th 4 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:28,162 * AND ONE-HALF CENTURY 5 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,768 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS 6 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,770 * AND THE WEAK 7 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,874 * DUCK DODGERS 8 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:44,412 * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY 9 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:53,354 * IN THE 24th AND ONE-HALF CENTURY * 10 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,812 IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LATEST EXPERIMENT 11 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:20,080 WAS A SUCCESS, COMMANDER. 12 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:21,549 YES, YOUR MAJESTY. 13 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,418 MY TIME PORTAL IS WORKING FLAWLESSLY, 14 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:28,222 AND I'VE DETERMINED THE PIVOTAL EVENT IN DUCK DODGERS' LIFE. 15 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,824 IT OCCURRED WHILE DODGERS WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER 16 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:32,293 AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY. 17 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:35,396 A CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY AS HIS TEAM'S QUARTERBACK 18 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,499 GALVANIZED HIM INTO BEING THE DODGERS WE KNOW TODAY. 19 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,968 I WILL SIMPLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME, 20 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:42,670 PREVENT THIS EVENT FROM OCCURRING, 21 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:46,440 AND DUCK DODGERS WILL NEVER TROUBLE US AGAIN. 22 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:49,643 ARE YOU SURE DODGERS WON THAT CHAMPIONSHIP? 23 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,212 QUITE SURE. 24 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,981 YOU WERE WRONG WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT DODGERS' MOTHER 25 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:55,816 INVENTED THE POST-IT NOTE. 26 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:57,818 LIQUID PAPER. WHATEVER! 27 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:00,254 THIS TIME, I CAN'T BE WRONG! 28 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:03,056 I GUARANTEE THAT DUCK DODGERS WON THAT GAME! 29 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,259 YOU WILL SEE THAT I AM CORRECT. 30 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,827 FAREWELL, MY QUEEN. 31 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,832 WHOA! 32 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:14,868 BY MY CALCULATIONS, THIS SHOULD BE THE PLACE. 33 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:15,936 HUH? 34 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,205 ARRRGH! 35 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,074 THAT'S THE WAY TO STOP HIM! 36 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:24,011 GRIND THE LITTLE SQUIRT INTO THE 50 YARD LINE! 37 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:25,513 DODGERS?! 38 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:28,982 ALL RIGHT, MEN, THE KEY TO VICTORY IS... 39 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:30,050 WATER! 40 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,385 WATER? 41 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,787 GUYS, REMEMBER TO KEEP YOUR INSIDES 42 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,723 WET AND HYDRATED. 43 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:36,924 Marvin: UM, EXCUSE ME, 44 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:40,194 BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO JOIN YOUR MEN OUT ON THE FIELD? 45 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:42,530 NO, MY STRANGE LITTLE FRIEND. 46 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:45,399 MY PLACE IS HERE, ON THE SIDELINES. 47 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:47,735 BUT AREN'T YOU THE QUARTERBACK? 48 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,136 QUARTERBACK? HA! 49 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,704 I'M THE WATER BOY! 50 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:53,807 I'M HERE AT BIG STATE U. ON A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP. 51 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,277 A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP? 52 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:59,480 OH, YEAH! THEY PUT ME IN CHARGE OF IT ALL: 53 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,881 BOTTLED WATER, WELL WATER, 54 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,383 WATER BALLOONS, WATERMELON. 55 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,051 IS THAT IT? WATER IN THE KNEE... 56 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,220 DONE YET? UM, THERE'S ONE MORE. 57 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,021 MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: 58 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:10,157 SELTZER WATER! 59 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,326 WELL, ISN'T THAT ORDINARY. 60 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,162 AH, A WATER HATER, HUH? 61 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,897 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT: 62 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:20,434 YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF BECOMING THE QUARTERBACK 63 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:23,871 AND LEADING YOUR TEAM TO VICTORY IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME? 64 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:26,240 I'M ALREADY LIVING THE DREAM, BABY! 65 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,109 ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE QUITE SURE. 66 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,744 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 67 00:03:30,778 --> 00:03:34,982 WOW. THOSE MASCOT OUTFITS GET UGLIER EVERY YEAR. 68 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:41,522 I SIMPLY CAN'T BE MISTAKEN ABOUT DODGERS WINNING THE GAME. 69 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,658 PERHAPS I ARRIVED ON EARTH TOO EARLY. 70 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,960 HMM. 71 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,462 GO DEEP, BIG GUY! 72 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,532 Marvin: I KNEW IT! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! 73 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,567 DODGERS IS THROWING THE... 74 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:54,802 WATER BOTTLE?! 75 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,103 THANKS, WATER BOY! 76 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,072 I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE REWARDING JOB. 77 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:02,376 THIS IS MOST IRKSOME. 78 00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:05,346 PERHAPS I NEED TO HELP THIS SITUATION ALONG. 79 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:14,855 ARE YOU THE CURRENT QUARTERBACK AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY? 80 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,123 YEAH. 81 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,959 I'M YOUR NEW AMERICAN HISTORY TUTOR. 82 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:19,993 YEAH. 83 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,462 AND THE BEST WAY TO LEARN 84 00:04:21,495 --> 00:04:23,897 IS THROUGH FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE. 85 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,366 YEAH. 86 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,135 SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL LESSON 87 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,237 ON THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIGHORN. 88 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,639 GOOD-BYE. 89 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,676 THANK YOU. 90 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,948 WHOA. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QUARTERBACK CHOSE THIS WEEK 91 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,115 TO GO TO MONTANA. 92 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:45,486 Man: YEAH! WHO'S GONNA LEAD US TO VICTORY IN THE BIG GAME? 93 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,255 POOR SLOBS. DON'T THEY REALIZE... 94 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,257 WATER IS THE ANSWER? 95 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,692 Marvin: OH, DODGERS? 96 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:55,028 I'VE SIGNED YOU UP FOR THE QUARTERBACK TRYOUTS. 97 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,697 HEY, ANYBODY HOME? 98 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:59,867 I ALREADY TOLD YOU: I'M THE WATER BOY! 99 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,970 I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THEM WHEN THEY SAID 100 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,072 YOU WEREN'T A WATER BOY... 101 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,007 YOU WERE A WATER BABY! 102 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,476 WATER BABY?! 103 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,511 DID THEY REALLY CALL ME A WATER BABY? 104 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,113 UM...SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. 105 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,583 CUT TO THE QUICK! AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE 106 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,451 FOR THOSE UNDERHYDRATED LADS! 107 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:20,153 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR YOU TO DO. 108 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,089 YOU'RE RIGHT! I MUST... 109 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,791 RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS. 110 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,827 I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE, PROVING THEM WRONG. 111 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:30,097 YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT WOULD I DO WITH THIS RUBBER NOSE? 112 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,632 [HONK HONK] GIVE ME THAT! 113 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,834 YOU'RE NOT THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW. 114 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,638 THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW WOULDN'T SHRINK FROM THIS ASSIGNMENT! 115 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,272 WHY, HE'D JUMP AT THE CHANCE! 116 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,375 HE'D CHASE AN ENEMY ACROSS THE GALAXY, 117 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:44,612 AND JUST WHEN THAT ENEMY WAS ON THE VERGE OF VICTORY-- 118 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,180 AND THE RESULTING PROMOTION-- 119 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,082 THE DODGERS I KNOW WOULD SWOOP IN 120 00:05:49,116 --> 00:05:50,918 AND RUIN THE WHOLE THING, 121 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:55,055 MAKING HIS ENEMY'S LIFE A COMPLETE AND MISERABLE FAILURE! 122 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,290 THAT'S THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW! 123 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,059 I'LL DO IT! 124 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,233 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, HUDDLE UP! 125 00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:08,101 WE'RE GONNA RUN A HALFBACK OPTION 126 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,302 WITH A FULLBACK HALF-TRACK! 127 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,171 LEFT FOOT GREEN! RIGHT HAND BLUE! 128 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,941 GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO! 129 00:06:13,974 --> 00:06:15,075 BREAK! 130 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:18,746 [CHEERING] 131 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,982 Dodgers: 6! 36! 9 TIMES THE SQUARE ROOT OF 11! 132 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,316 HIKE! 133 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:24,885 ARRRGH! ARRRGH! 134 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:28,956 OOH! 135 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,524 DID ANY OF YOU GUYS HEAR 136 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,060 A SICKENING POPPING SOUND? 137 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:35,128 Dodgers: THAT WAS MY SPLEEN! 138 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,398 SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH! 139 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,068 MAKE WAY FOR... 140 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,736 GREATNESS? 141 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:46,640 WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND! 142 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:49,743 BUT I'M SURE THAT DODGERS IS THE WINNER. 143 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:52,980 I AM A WINNER! 144 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,783 I AM UNSTOPPABLE! 145 00:06:56,717 --> 00:07:00,087 I AM IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN! 146 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,524 I'M POSITIVE THAT DODGERS LED HIS TEAM TO VICTORY. 147 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,059 I CAN'T BE WRONG! 148 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,028 WE NEED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN, 149 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,997 AND ONLY 9 SECONDS TO GO! 150 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,231 TIME-OUT! 151 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:12,533 EXCUSE ME, BUDDY, 152 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,535 YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FACE. 153 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,836 [CRUNCH] THANK YOU. 154 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,237 DODGERS, GOOD! 155 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,272 I'VE EVALUATED OUR OPPONENTS' FORMATIONS-- 156 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,307 I QUIT! 157 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:21,809 YOU CAN'T QUIT! 158 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:25,145 I'M A WATER BOY, NOT A QUARTERBACK. 159 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:26,547 I GUESS YOU WERE WRONG. 160 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,049 WRONG? I CAN'T BE WRONG! 161 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:32,920 THERE'S NO WORD IN THE MARTIAN LANGUAGE FOR "WRONG"! 162 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,655 HERE, TAKE THIS. 163 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,990 I WAS SAVING IT TO DESTROY YOU. 164 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,425 WHAT?! NEVER MIND. 165 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,661 JUST PUT IT ON, AND THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT. 166 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:44,197 OK. I HAVE NOTHING IF NOT STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS. 167 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:46,634 GOOD BOY! NOW GET BACK OUT THERE! 168 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:49,102 YOU WILL PROVE THAT I AM AN INFALLIBLE GENIUS! 169 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,339 HEH HEH! PLACING A BRAIN WAVE OVERRIDE RECEPTOR 170 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:53,807 ON DODGERS' HELMET 171 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:56,476 WILL ALLOW ME TO SEIZE CONTROL OF HIS BODY. 172 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,345 WITH THIS REMOTE CONTROL, 173 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,148 WRONG I WILL NOT BE! 174 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,884 15! 301! HUT, HUT, HIKE! 175 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:07,521 ARRRGH! ARRRGH! 176 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,722 LEAP AND EVADE! 177 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:12,826 IT'S WORKING! 178 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,163 SPINNING SIDE STEP COMBO! 179 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,933 HELLO, HEISMAN! 180 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,670 FINISHING MOVE: ROCKET'S RED GLARE! 181 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:31,712 [HORN SOUNDS, CHEERING] 182 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:34,481 YAHOO! I WAS RIGHT! 183 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,817 YAY, TEAM. 184 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,619 AH HA HA HA! 185 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:41,254 WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW, QUEENIE? 186 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,256 OH, UM, CONGRATULATIONS 187 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,258 ON WINNING THE BIG GAME, DODGERS. 188 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:48,328 WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU, LITTLE CHUM. 189 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,298 YOU HAD IT INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME. 190 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,933 I JUST HELPED BRING IT OUT. 191 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,302 YEAH! I GUESS I DID! 192 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,972 WHY, I'LL BET I'M CAPABLE OF ALL SORTS OF OUTRAGEOUS HEROICS. 193 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,975 I'M SORRY, BUT MY JOB IS FINISHED HERE, 194 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,644 AND SO I MUST GO. 195 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,646 WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN? 196 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,115 YOU JUST MAY, DODGERS. 197 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,883 YOU JUST MAY. 198 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,989 HEH HEH. DID YOU REALIZE THAT THE SOLE SURVIVOR 199 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,792 OF CUSTER'S BATTALION AT THE BATTLE OF LITTLE BIGHORN 200 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,094 WAS A HORSE NAMED COMANCHE? 201 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,467 GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS! 202 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,004 I AM PROUD TO REPORT THAT I WAS RIGHT: 203 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,807 DUCK DODGERS DID BECOME THE HERO OF THE GAME! 204 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:36,143 SO YOU DIDN'T MANAGE TO STOP HIM? 205 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,378 STOP HIM? UM... 206 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,446 I'M AFRAID NOT. 207 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,514 [SIGH] OH, WELL. 208 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,717 DODGERS IS A WORTHY ADVERSARY. 209 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,853 WAIT A MINUTE! COMPUTER, 210 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:49,189 ENLARGE SECTION X-D 700 PERCENT. 211 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,160 THAT'S YOU! YOU'RE HELPING HIM! 212 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,129 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT DODGERS WINNING THE GAME, 213 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,299 BUT HE ONLY SUCCEEDED BECAUSE YOU WERE THERE! 214 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,635 OH, FUDGE. 215 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:25,092 WELL, COMMANDER? SUCCESS? 216 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,927 OH, YES, YOUR MAJESTY. 217 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,997 YOUR EFFORTS SHALL NOT GO UNREWARDED. 218 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,398 BRING HIM IN! 219 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,241 I GIVE YOU... 220 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,743 DUCK DODGERS! 221 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:48,849 KNEEL BEFORE THE QUEEN, MONGREL. 222 00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:52,619 OOF! 223 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,221 Queen: STOP THIS OUTRAGE! 224 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:56,156 HE IS YOUR FUTURE KING. 225 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:59,693 ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT? 226 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:02,395 NONE. I'LL JUST PLAY ALONG. 227 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:05,232 FORGIVE ME, DEAREST. DID HE HURT YOU? 228 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,835 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO HURT HIM! 229 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,670 REST ASSURED, MY LOVE, HE SHALL PAY. 230 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,439 GUARDS! SEIZE THE COMMANDER, 231 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,007 AND HAVE HIM AWAIT MY PUNISHMENT! 232 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:18,011 AND THIS DAY STARTED OUT SO PROMISING. 233 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:21,749 UH, CAN I GET A LITTLE MORE SKINNY ON THIS "KING OF MARS" GIG? 234 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,584 TIME AND AGAIN, AGAINST ALL ODDS, 235 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,354 YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF A WORTHY OPPONENT. 236 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,056 I HAVE, HAVEN'T I? 237 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,792 THEREFORE, I HAVE SELECTED YOU 238 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,827 AS MY IMPERIAL CONSORT. 239 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,430 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE SOME LOOKER... 240 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,966 FOR A CHICK WITHOUT A FACE. 241 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,369 YOU SHALL HAVE POWER, WEALTH, AND GLORY 242 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,337 BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. 243 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,408 OH, MY DARLING, OUR LOVE WILL BE ONE FOR THE AGES! 244 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,044 BUT...BEFORE WE WED, 245 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,614 YOU MUST FACE 3 MARTIAN TRIALS. 246 00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:59,352 HA! I SPIT IN DANGER'S COLD, DEAD EYE, BABY! 247 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,056 BETTER BUZZ THE CADET. 248 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,192 THE LITTLE HAM HOCK'S PROBABLY WORRIED SICK. 249 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,929 NOT ON THE BRIDGE. 250 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,198 NOT IN THE EVAPORATOR. 251 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,767 [HUMMING] 252 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,302 YO, ROUND BOY! 253 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,438 AAAHH! GUESS WHAT! 254 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,472 WHAT, SIR? 255 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,208 I'M GOING BE... 256 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,010 KING OF MARS! 257 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,213 OK. 258 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,315 E-MAIL MY RESIGNATION TO OLD I.Q. HI, 259 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,152 BUT LET HIM DOWN EASY-- I'M HIS FAVORITE. 260 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,120 OK. 261 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,155 AND YOU CAN CANCEL THE RESCUE PARTY. 262 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,790 UH, RESCUE PARTY? 263 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,225 YOU KNOW, THE ONE FOR ME, 264 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,828 WHEN YOU REALIZED I WAS ABDUCTED BY MARTIANS, 265 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,229 LIKE AN HOUR AGO. 266 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,865 HA HA! RIGHT, THAT RESCUE PARTY. 267 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,934 THE WEDDING'S THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 268 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,002 DROP BY IF YOU'RE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 269 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,504 I THINK WE'RE HAVING THEM BIG SHRIMPS FOR DINNER. 270 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,639 DODGERS OUT. 271 00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,673 [KNOCK KNOCK] 272 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,708 COME IN! 273 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,745 IT WILL NO DOUBT GIVE YOU GREAT JOY TO KNOW 274 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,647 THAT I'VE BEEN DEMOTED 275 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,917 AND REASSIGNED AS YOUR PALACE SLAVE BOY. 276 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,619 WELL, I'M NOT ONE WHO DELIGHTS IN THE MISFORTUNE 277 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,121 OF A NOBLE ADVERSARY. 278 00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,756 REALLY? 279 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,525 NO. HA HA HA! 280 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,794 GET SOME REST, MASTER. 281 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,564 YOUR TRIALS BEGIN AT DAWN. 282 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,836 Queen: WELCOME TO THE FIRST TRIAL: 283 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,006 THE TEST OF COMBAT. 284 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,142 I GIVE YOU... DUCK DODGERS! 285 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,578 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 286 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,846 Man: LOSER! 287 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,883 MY POTENTIAL BELOVED MUST VANQUISH 288 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,118 THE MIGHTIEST BEAST ON MARS: 289 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,053 THE CYTOPS. 290 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:45,525 [ROARING] 291 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,195 [CHEERING] 292 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,963 FIGHT BRAVELY. 293 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,133 WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? AAAHH! 294 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,302 [ROARING] 295 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,238 COME ON, HOVER BOARD. HOVER, HOVER! 296 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,273 AAAHH! 297 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,111 TOO QUICK FOR YOU, EH, VIN DIESEL? 298 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,214 THIS CAN'T END WELL. 299 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,883 OH, GOODY! 300 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,384 I MEAN, HOW DREADFUL. 301 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,955 MAYBE WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL BEINGS. 302 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,656 YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT ME, PAL! 303 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,959 I'M MALNOURISHED! I'M--I'M-- 304 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,761 SAY! DID YOU EVER NOTICE THE UNSIGHTLY 305 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,197 WAX BUILDUP IN YOUR EARS? 306 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,533 HUH? REALLY? 307 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,969 YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED. 308 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,004 BUT I CAN HELP YOU OUT! 309 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,873 YEAH? SURE CAN, BRIGHT EYE! 310 00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,375 JUST ONE SCRAPE WITH THIS 311 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,244 ELECTRO-SWABBY DOOHICKEY 312 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,311 WILL FIX YOU UP 313 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:41,048 AS EASY AS 1, 2, 3! 314 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,150 AAAHH! 315 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,388 [CROWD GASPS] 316 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,590 THE CYTOPS! IS HE--? 317 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,860 [PANTING] 318 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,862 I WIN, BABY! WHOO! 319 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,230 [MUTTERING] 320 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,500 AND WAIT, I THINK I HEAR A HEARTBEAT. 321 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,336 YEP, BLINKY'S GOING TO BE OK! 322 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,105 [CHEERING] 323 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,977 THE SPACE POETS WILL SING OF OUR UNION FOR ALL ETERNITY. 324 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,212 I GIVE IT A WEEK. 325 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,615 AND NOW, THE SECOND TRIAL: 326 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,816 THE TEST OF ENDURANCE. 327 00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,319 YOU MUST MAKE YOUR WAY BACK TO THE PALACE 328 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,322 FROM THE HEART OF THE CRUEL MARTIAN DESERT. 329 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,492 FEAR NOT, MY HOT-BLOODED MARTIAN BEAUTY. 330 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,527 I SHALL NOT FAIL THEE. 331 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,262 COMMENCE EVAPORATION. 332 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,970 HOP TO, SLAVE BOY! MUSTN'T KEEP QUEENIE WAITING. 333 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,578 [SMACKING LIPS] 334 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,347 HEY, SLAVE BOY, GOT ANY WATER? 335 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,018 AH, FINALLY HIS THIRST HAS SET IN. 336 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,120 THIS WILL BE HIS UNDOING. 337 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,722 WATER! I SAID, DO WE HAVE ANY WATER?! 338 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,424 NO WATER, MASTER, 339 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,294 AND ALL THAT LIES BEFORE US IS ARID WASTELAND, 340 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:05,298 WHERE EVEN THE STRONGEST GO MAD WITH THIRST! 341 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,000 OH. 342 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,137 WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT THESE BABIES DRY. 343 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,104 WHAT?! 344 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,773 OH, I JUST LOVE SALTY SNACKS 345 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,575 ON A ROAD TRIP-- WANT SOME? 346 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,377 NO! THEY'LL MAKE ME THIRSTY! 347 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,980 MORE FOR ME. 348 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,150 [CRUNCHING] 349 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,618 LET'S GO. 350 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,625 SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANY PRETZELS? 351 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,694 I FEEL LIKE SUCH A PIG. 352 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,895 NO, THANKS! 353 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,497 I MEAN, I ATE ALL THE SALTINES, 354 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,633 AND THE PEANUTS, AND TWO BAGS OF THOSE FAKE ONION RINGS. 355 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,203 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME! 356 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,272 OH YEAH, AND THAT WHOLE BOX OF SALT. 357 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,708 THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH THE UMBRELLA--SHE'S SO CUTE! 358 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,911 SHE SURE IS. 359 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,847 AAH! WATER! WATER! 360 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,984 GOTTA HAVE WATER! AH HA HA HAAA! 361 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,353 IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE! GOTTA DIG, DIG, DIG! 362 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,856 THAT'S RIGHT... DARE TO DREAM, BABY. 363 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,393 DARE TO DREAM. 364 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,727 I DID IT! 365 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,729 I CAN HEAR THE LIFE-GIVING FLUIDS 366 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,831 GURGLING TO THE SURFACE! 367 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,066 AT LAST! 368 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,168 THANKS, S.B. NICE WORK. 369 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,737 MY HANDS ALWAYS GET SO STICKY WHEN I EAT SNACKS. 370 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,374 AND DON'T EVEN MENTION MY FEET. 371 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:26,146 GET YOUR STINKING, DISEASED FEET 372 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,249 OUT OF MY DRINKING... 373 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,283 WATER. 374 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,885 OOPS. EASY COME, EASY GO. 375 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,887 [BAWLING] 376 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,456 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 377 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,126 WHAT, THE HEAT? THIS IS NOTHING. 378 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,495 I'VE GOT A TIME-SHARE IN PALM SPRINGS. 379 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,496 OOOH! 380 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,265 [THUD] 381 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,602 LOOK!-- 382 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,472 DUCK DODGERS HAS PASSED THE SECOND TRIAL! 383 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,242 HAKUNA MATATA! 384 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,151 LET US BEGIN THE THIRD AND FINAL TRIAL: 385 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,885 THE TEST OF LOGIC. 386 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,687 NOW, FOR OUR WEDDING RECEPTION, 387 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,191 DO YOU PREFER A LIVE BAND, 'CAUSE I'M A DEEJAY MAN MYSELF. 388 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,859 [IMITATES SCRATCHING] 389 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,495 Queen: IF THE EARTHLING CAN BEST THE SAGES OF MARS, 390 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,731 THEN HE IS TRULY FIT TO RULE BY MY SIDE. 391 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,568 RELEASE THE RITUALISTIC GASES. 392 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,877 WHAT'S WITH THE FOG MACHINE? 393 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,347 THE GASES CLEANSE BOTH MIND AND SPIRIT. 394 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,450 UGH. SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY'S BURNING A DIAPER. 395 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,491 STEP FORWARD, DUCK DODGERS! 396 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,229 A KING MUST BE SMART AND CUNNING, 397 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,098 ABLE TO FACE UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES 398 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,234 AND OUTWIT ADVERSARIES. 399 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,003 ARE YOU WORTHY, DODGERS? 400 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,771 HECK, YEAH, I'M WORTHY! 401 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,508 THEN, BEHOLD! 402 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,913 ONE OF THESE CARDS IS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. 403 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,517 IF YOU CAN FIND THE QUEEN AFTER THE CARDS ARE SHUFFLED, 404 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,720 THEN YOU ARE INDEED NOBLE AND WORTHY. 405 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,455 LET 'ER RIP, SANDY CLAWS! 406 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,291 OK, FOLKS, HERE WE GO! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE, 407 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,260 AND EVERYONE WINS, AND EVERYONE'S A WINNER! 408 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,061 SHOW ME THE LUCKY LADY! 409 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,496 RIGHT HERE, CHIEF. 410 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,698 [GASP] 411 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,166 HE DID IT! 412 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,935 WHEW! HEH HEH! 413 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,038 I GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS I SPENT AS A TRANSIENT CARNIVAL WORKER 414 00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,473 FINALLY PAID OFF. 415 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,677 LOYAL SUBJECTS, THE NEXT KING OF MARS, 416 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,612 DUCK DODGERS! 417 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,349 LET US RETIRE TO OUR SLEEPING CHAMBERS, MY SWEET, 418 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,518 FOR TOMORROW YOU MAKE ME THE... 419 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,321 THE HAPPIEST QUEEN IN THE UNIVERSE. 420 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,791 AW, STOP! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH. 421 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,993 [LAUGHTER] 422 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,563 YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK. 423 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,767 OH, SLAVE BOY! 424 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,168 WHERE'S MY LATE-NIGHT SNACK? 425 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,004 I GROW MORE FAMISHED BY THE SECOND! 426 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,240 YOUR GRAPES, MASTER. 427 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,175 PEEL THEM FOR ME. 428 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,110 I'LL PEEL YOUR... 429 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,179 ARRRGH! 430 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,381 I GIVE UP. 431 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,916 CONGRATULATIONS, DODGERS. YOU WIN. 432 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,920 I GUESS YOU DO DESERVE TO MARRY MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN, 433 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,221 BE KING OF MARS, 434 00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,292 AND RUN THE METHANE FARMS OF URANUS. 435 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,395 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY! KING! KING OF-- 436 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,298 HEY! REWIND TO THAT PART ABOUT URANUS. 437 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,566 WHY, THE KING'S SOLE RESPONSIBILITY 438 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,168 IS TO OVERSEE THE METHANE FARMS. 439 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,838 IT'S AN ALL-CONSUMING, FULL-TIME JOB. 440 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:42,809 GIANT INDUSTRIAL REFINERIES CREATE PURE ENERGY 441 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,479 OUT OF ORDINARY FOUL-SMELLING ANIMAL WASTE. 442 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,483 [FARTING SOUNDS] 443 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,218 GIMME THAT THING! 444 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,687 I MEAN, WHY SHOULD I SETTLE DOWN NOW? 445 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,489 I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF ME, 446 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,425 AND I HARDLY KNOW THIS GIRL! 447 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,126 G-GREETING, CAPTAIN. 448 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,761 HAPPY W-WEDDING DAY. 449 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,862 THE WEDDING'S OFF! 450 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,864 TH-THE BIG SHRIMP, TOO? 451 00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,132 BIG SHRIMP, TOO. 452 00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,900 LOCK ONTO MY SIGNAL AND EVAPORATE ME 453 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,669 OUT OF HERE IN TWO MINUTES. 454 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:16,108 YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL, SLAVE BOY. NOW SCRAM. 455 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,944 AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 456 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,947 I HAVE ONE THING LEFT TO DO. 457 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,354 WHO'S THERE? 458 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,489 IT'S OVER, BABYCAKES. 459 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,524 TOO BAD YOU WERE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO BELIEVE 460 00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,159 THAT WE HAD SOMETHING HERE. 461 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,995 OH, MY DEAREST! WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN? 462 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,931 DON'T YOU "MY DEAREST" ME, SISTER! 463 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,233 I SET UP THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE 464 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,102 TO SWEET-TALK SECRETS OUT OF YOU 465 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,771 FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE. 466 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,506 BUT WE KIDNAPPED YOU. 467 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,675 THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE. 468 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,345 ADIOS, MUCHACHA! 469 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,649 WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS. 470 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,987 W-WELCOME BACK, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 471 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,722 AAAHH! GET US OUT OF HERE 472 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,725 BEFORE THEY SHIP ME OFF TO THE METHANE FARMS OF URANUS! 473 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:09,429 B-BUT URANUS DOESN'T HAVE ANY M-METHANE FARMS. 474 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,466 WHY, THAT UNTRUSTWORTHY, LOATHSOME, 475 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,469 LITTLE LYING LOWDOWN SNAKE! 476 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:22,041 HEH HEH! YOU MAY HAVE PASSED THE QUEEN'S TESTS, DODGERS, 477 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,110 BUT YOU FAILED MINE... 478 00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,779 THE GULLIBILITY TEST! 479 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,515 HA HA HA! 32657

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