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* FROZEN IN A TIME
AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD
THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? *
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* DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
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* AND ONE-HALF CENTURY
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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* AND THE WEAK
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* DUCK DODGERS
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* HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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* IN THE 24th
AND ONE-HALF CENTURY *
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
LATEST EXPERIMENT
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WAS A SUCCESS,
COMMANDER.
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YES, YOUR MAJESTY.
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MY TIME PORTAL IS
WORKING FLAWLESSLY,
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AND I'VE DETERMINED THE PIVOTAL
EVENT IN DUCK DODGERS' LIFE.
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IT OCCURRED WHILE DODGERS WAS
A FOOTBALL PLAYER
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AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY.
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A CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY
AS HIS TEAM'S QUARTERBACK
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GALVANIZED HIM INTO BEING
THE DODGERS WE KNOW TODAY.
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I WILL SIMPLY TRAVEL
BACK IN TIME,
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PREVENT THIS EVENT
FROM OCCURRING,
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AND DUCK DODGERS WILL
NEVER TROUBLE US AGAIN.
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ARE YOU SURE DODGERS
WON THAT CHAMPIONSHIP?
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QUITE SURE.
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YOU WERE WRONG
WHEN YOU TOLD ME
THAT DODGERS' MOTHER
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INVENTED
THE POST-IT NOTE.
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LIQUID PAPER.
WHATEVER!
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THIS TIME,
I CAN'T BE WRONG!
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I GUARANTEE THAT
DUCK DODGERS WON THAT GAME!
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YOU WILL SEE THAT I AM CORRECT.
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FAREWELL, MY QUEEN.
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WHOA!
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BY MY CALCULATIONS,
THIS SHOULD BE THE PLACE.
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HUH?
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ARRRGH!
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THAT'S THE WAY TO STOP HIM!
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GRIND THE LITTLE SQUIRT
INTO THE 50 YARD LINE!
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DODGERS?!
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ALL RIGHT, MEN, THE KEY
TO VICTORY IS...
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WATER!
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WATER?
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GUYS, REMEMBER TO
KEEP YOUR INSIDES
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WET AND HYDRATED.
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Marvin: UM, EXCUSE ME,
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BUT AREN'T YOU GOING TO JOIN
YOUR MEN OUT ON THE FIELD?
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NO, MY STRANGE
LITTLE FRIEND.
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MY PLACE IS HERE,
ON THE SIDELINES.
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BUT AREN'T YOU THE QUARTERBACK?
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QUARTERBACK? HA!
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I'M THE WATER BOY!
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I'M HERE AT BIG STATE U.
ON A WATER BOY
SCHOLARSHIP.
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A WATER BOY SCHOLARSHIP?
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OH, YEAH! THEY PUT ME
IN CHARGE OF IT ALL:
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BOTTLED WATER,
WELL WATER,
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WATER BALLOONS,
WATERMELON.
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IS THAT IT?
WATER IN THE KNEE...
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DONE YET?
UM, THERE'S ONE MORE.
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MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
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SELTZER WATER!
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WELL, ISN'T THAT ORDINARY.
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AH, A WATER HATER, HUH?
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SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT:
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YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO INTENTION OF BECOMING
THE QUARTERBACK
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AND LEADING YOUR TEAM
TO VICTORY IN THE
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME?
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I'M ALREADY LIVING
THE DREAM, BABY!
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ALL RIGHT,
IF YOU'RE QUITE SURE.
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I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
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WOW. THOSE MASCOT
OUTFITS GET UGLIER
EVERY YEAR.
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I SIMPLY CAN'T BE
MISTAKEN ABOUT DODGERS
WINNING THE GAME.
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PERHAPS I ARRIVED
ON EARTH TOO EARLY.
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HMM.
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GO DEEP, BIG GUY!
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Marvin: I KNEW IT!
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!
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DODGERS IS THROWING THE...
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WATER BOTTLE?!
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THANKS, WATER BOY!
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I CAN'T IMAGINE
A MORE REWARDING JOB.
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THIS IS MOST IRKSOME.
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PERHAPS I NEED TO HELP
THIS SITUATION ALONG.
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ARE YOU THE CURRENT QUARTERBACK
AT BIG STATE UNIVERSITY?
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YEAH.
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I'M YOUR NEW
AMERICAN HISTORY TUTOR.
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YEAH.
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AND THE BEST WAY TO LEARN
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IS THROUGH FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE.
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YEAH.
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SO PLEASE ENJOY THIS
UP-CLOSE AND PERSONAL LESSON
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ON THE BATTLE OF
LITTLE BIGHORN.
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GOOD-BYE.
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THANK YOU.
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WHOA. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE QUARTERBACK CHOSE THIS WEEK
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TO GO TO MONTANA.
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Man: YEAH! WHO'S GONNA LEAD US
TO VICTORY IN THE BIG GAME?
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POOR SLOBS.
DON'T THEY REALIZE...
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WATER IS THE ANSWER?
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Marvin:
OH, DODGERS?
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I'VE SIGNED YOU UP FOR
THE QUARTERBACK TRYOUTS.
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HEY, ANYBODY HOME?
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU:
I'M THE WATER BOY!
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I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
TO THEM WHEN THEY SAID
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YOU WEREN'T A WATER BOY...
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YOU WERE A WATER BABY!
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WATER BABY?!
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DID THEY REALLY
CALL ME A WATER BABY?
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UM...SOMETHING
TO THAT EFFECT.
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CUT TO THE QUICK!
AND AFTER ALL I'VE DONE
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FOR THOSE UNDERHYDRATED LADS!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
FOR YOU TO DO.
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YOU'RE RIGHT! I MUST...
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RUN AWAY AND JOIN
THE CIRCUS.
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I WAS THINKING
MORE LIKE,
PROVING THEM WRONG.
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YEAH, BUT THEN WHAT WOULD I DO
WITH THIS RUBBER NOSE?
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[HONK HONK]
GIVE ME THAT!
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YOU'RE NOT
THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW.
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THE DUCK DODGERS I KNOW
WOULDN'T SHRINK FROM
THIS ASSIGNMENT!
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WHY, HE'D JUMP
AT THE CHANCE!
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HE'D CHASE AN ENEMY
ACROSS THE GALAXY,
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AND JUST WHEN THAT ENEMY
WAS ON THE VERGE
OF VICTORY--
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AND THE RESULTING
PROMOTION--
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THE DODGERS I KNOW
WOULD SWOOP IN
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AND RUIN
THE WHOLE THING,
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MAKING HIS ENEMY'S LIFE
A COMPLETE AND MISERABLE
FAILURE!
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THAT'S THE DUCK DODGERS
I KNOW!
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I'LL DO IT!
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ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
HUDDLE UP!
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WE'RE GONNA RUN
A HALFBACK OPTION
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WITH A FULLBACK
HALF-TRACK!
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LEFT FOOT GREEN!
RIGHT HAND BLUE!
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GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!
DO NOT PASS GO!
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BREAK!
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[CHEERING]
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Dodgers: 6! 36! 9 TIMES
THE SQUARE ROOT OF 11!
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HIKE!
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ARRRGH!
ARRRGH!
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OOH!
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DID ANY OF YOU GUYS HEAR
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A SICKENING POPPING SOUND?
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Dodgers: THAT WAS
MY SPLEEN!
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SUPERSTAR COMING THROUGH!
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MAKE WAY FOR...
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GREATNESS?
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WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND!
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BUT I'M SURE THAT
DODGERS IS THE WINNER.
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I AM A WINNER!
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I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
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I AM IN
EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
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I'M POSITIVE THAT DODGERS
LED HIS TEAM TO VICTORY.
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I CAN'T BE WRONG!
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WE NEED A TOUCHDOWN TO WIN,
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AND ONLY 9 SECONDS TO GO!
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TIME-OUT!
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EXCUSE ME, BUDDY,
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YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FACE.
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[CRUNCH]
THANK YOU.
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DODGERS, GOOD!
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I'VE EVALUATED
OUR OPPONENTS'
FORMATIONS--
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I QUIT!
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YOU CAN'T QUIT!
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I'M A WATER BOY,
NOT A QUARTERBACK.
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I GUESS YOU WERE WRONG.
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WRONG?
I CAN'T BE WRONG!
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THERE'S NO WORD IN
THE MARTIAN LANGUAGE
FOR "WRONG"!
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HERE, TAKE THIS.
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I WAS SAVING IT
TO DESTROY YOU.
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WHAT?!
NEVER MIND.
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JUST PUT IT ON,
AND THINGS WILL BE
DIFFERENT.
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OK. I HAVE NOTHING IF NOT
STICK-TO-IT-IVENESS.
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GOOD BOY! NOW
GET BACK OUT THERE!
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YOU WILL PROVE THAT
I AM AN INFALLIBLE
GENIUS!
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HEH HEH!
PLACING A BRAIN WAVE
OVERRIDE RECEPTOR
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ON DODGERS' HELMET
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WILL ALLOW ME
TO SEIZE CONTROL
OF HIS BODY.
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WITH THIS
REMOTE CONTROL,
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WRONG I WILL NOT BE!
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15! 301!
HUT, HUT, HIKE!
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ARRRGH!
ARRRGH!
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LEAP AND EVADE!
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IT'S WORKING!
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SPINNING SIDE STEP COMBO!
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HELLO, HEISMAN!
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FINISHING MOVE:
ROCKET'S RED GLARE!
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[HORN SOUNDS, CHEERING]
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YAHOO! I WAS RIGHT!
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YAY, TEAM.
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AH HA HA HA!
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WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW,
QUEENIE?
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OH, UM, CONGRATULATIONS
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ON WINNING THE BIG GAME,
DODGERS.
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WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
WITHOUT YOU, LITTLE CHUM.
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YOU HAD IT INSIDE YOU
THE WHOLE TIME.
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I JUST HELPED
BRING IT OUT.
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YEAH! I GUESS I DID!
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WHY, I'LL BET I'M CAPABLE OF
ALL SORTS OF OUTRAGEOUS HEROICS.
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I'M SORRY,
BUT MY JOB IS
FINISHED HERE,
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AND SO I MUST GO.
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WILL I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN?
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YOU JUST MAY,
DODGERS.
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YOU JUST MAY.
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HEH HEH. DID YOU REALIZE
THAT THE SOLE SURVIVOR
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OF CUSTER'S BATTALION
AT THE BATTLE OF
LITTLE BIGHORN
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WAS A HORSE NAMED
COMANCHE?
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GREETINGS, YOUR HIGHNESS!
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I AM PROUD TO REPORT
THAT I WAS RIGHT:
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DUCK DODGERS DID BECOME
THE HERO OF THE GAME!
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SO YOU DIDN'T MANAGE
TO STOP HIM?
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STOP HIM? UM...
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I'M AFRAID NOT.
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[SIGH]
OH, WELL.
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DODGERS
IS A WORTHY
ADVERSARY.
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WAIT A MINUTE!
COMPUTER,
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ENLARGE SECTION X-D
700 PERCENT.
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THAT'S YOU!
YOU'RE HELPING HIM!
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YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT
DODGERS WINNING
THE GAME,
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BUT HE ONLY
SUCCEEDED BECAUSE
YOU WERE THERE!
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OH, FUDGE.
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WELL, COMMANDER?
SUCCESS?
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OH, YES, YOUR MAJESTY.
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YOUR EFFORTS SHALL
NOT GO UNREWARDED.
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BRING HIM IN!
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I GIVE YOU...
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DUCK DODGERS!
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KNEEL BEFORE THE QUEEN,
MONGREL.
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OOF!
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Queen: STOP
THIS OUTRAGE!
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HE IS YOUR FUTURE KING.
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ANY IDEA WHAT SHE'S
TALKING ABOUT?
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NONE.
I'LL JUST PLAY ALONG.
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FORGIVE ME, DEAREST.
DID HE HURT YOU?
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BUT I'M SUPPOSED
TO HURT HIM!
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REST ASSURED, MY LOVE,
HE SHALL PAY.
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GUARDS!
SEIZE THE COMMANDER,
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AND HAVE HIM AWAIT
MY PUNISHMENT!
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AND THIS DAY STARTED OUT
SO PROMISING.
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UH, CAN I GET
A LITTLE MORE SKINNY ON
THIS "KING OF MARS" GIG?
234
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,584
TIME AND AGAIN,
AGAINST ALL ODDS,
235
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,354
YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF
A WORTHY OPPONENT.
236
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,056
I HAVE, HAVEN'T I?
237
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:31,792
THEREFORE,
I HAVE SELECTED YOU
238
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,827
AS MY IMPERIAL CONSORT.
239
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:37,430
YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU WERE SOME LOOKER...
240
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,966
FOR A CHICK WITHOUT A FACE.
241
00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:42,369
YOU SHALL HAVE POWER,
WEALTH, AND GLORY
242
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,337
BEYOND YOUR
WILDEST DREAMS.
243
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,408
OH, MY DARLING, OUR LOVE
WILL BE ONE FOR THE AGES!
244
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,044
BUT...BEFORE WE WED,
245
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:54,614
YOU MUST FACE
3 MARTIAN TRIALS.
246
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:59,352
HA! I SPIT IN DANGER'S
COLD, DEAD EYE, BABY!
247
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,056
BETTER BUZZ THE CADET.
248
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,192
THE LITTLE HAM HOCK'S
PROBABLY WORRIED SICK.
249
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,929
NOT ON THE BRIDGE.
250
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,198
NOT IN THE EVAPORATOR.
251
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,767
[HUMMING]
252
00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,302
YO, ROUND BOY!
253
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,438
AAAHH!
GUESS WHAT!
254
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,472
WHAT, SIR?
255
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,208
I'M GOING BE...
256
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,010
KING OF MARS!
257
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,213
OK.
258
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,315
E-MAIL MY RESIGNATION
TO OLD I.Q. HI,
259
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,152
BUT LET HIM DOWN EASY--
I'M HIS FAVORITE.
260
00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,120
OK.
261
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,155
AND YOU CAN CANCEL
THE RESCUE PARTY.
262
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,790
UH, RESCUE PARTY?
263
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,225
YOU KNOW,
THE ONE FOR ME,
264
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,828
WHEN YOU REALIZED
I WAS ABDUCTED BY MARTIANS,
265
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,229
LIKE AN HOUR AGO.
266
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,865
HA HA! RIGHT,
THAT RESCUE PARTY.
267
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,934
THE WEDDING'S
THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
268
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,002
DROP BY IF YOU'RE
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
269
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,504
I THINK WE'RE HAVING THEM
BIG SHRIMPS FOR DINNER.
270
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,639
DODGERS OUT.
271
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,673
[KNOCK KNOCK]
272
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,708
COME IN!
273
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,745
IT WILL NO DOUBT GIVE YOU
GREAT JOY TO KNOW
274
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,647
THAT I'VE BEEN DEMOTED
275
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,917
AND REASSIGNED AS YOUR
PALACE SLAVE BOY.
276
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,619
WELL, I'M NOT ONE
WHO DELIGHTS IN
THE MISFORTUNE
277
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,121
OF A NOBLE
ADVERSARY.
278
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,756
REALLY?
279
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,525
NO. HA HA HA!
280
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,794
GET SOME REST, MASTER.
281
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,564
YOUR TRIALS BEGIN AT DAWN.
282
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,836
Queen: WELCOME TO
THE FIRST TRIAL:
283
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,006
THE TEST OF COMBAT.
284
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:29,142
I GIVE YOU...
DUCK DODGERS!
285
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,578
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
286
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,846
Man: LOSER!
287
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,883
MY POTENTIAL BELOVED
MUST VANQUISH
288
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,118
THE MIGHTIEST BEAST ON MARS:
289
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,053
THE CYTOPS.
290
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:45,525
[ROARING]
291
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,195
[CHEERING]
292
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,963
FIGHT BRAVELY.
293
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,133
WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN?
AAAHH!
294
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,302
[ROARING]
295
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,238
COME ON, HOVER BOARD.
HOVER, HOVER!
296
00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,273
AAAHH!
297
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,111
TOO QUICK FOR YOU, EH,
VIN DIESEL?
298
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,214
THIS CAN'T END WELL.
299
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,883
OH, GOODY!
300
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,384
I MEAN, HOW DREADFUL.
301
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,955
MAYBE WE CAN
DISCUSS THIS LIKE
RATIONAL BEINGS.
302
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,656
YOU DON'T WANT TO
EAT ME, PAL!
303
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,959
I'M MALNOURISHED!
I'M--I'M--
304
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,761
SAY! DID YOU EVER
NOTICE THE UNSIGHTLY
305
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,197
WAX BUILDUP
IN YOUR EARS?
306
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,533
HUH?
REALLY?
307
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,969
YOU MUST BE
SO EMBARRASSED.
308
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,004
BUT I CAN
HELP YOU OUT!
309
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,873
YEAH?
SURE CAN,
BRIGHT EYE!
310
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:35,375
JUST ONE SCRAPE
WITH THIS
311
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,244
ELECTRO-SWABBY
DOOHICKEY
312
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,311
WILL FIX YOU UP
313
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:41,048
AS EASY AS
1, 2, 3!
314
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,150
AAAHH!
315
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:48,388
[CROWD GASPS]
316
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,590
THE CYTOPS!
IS HE--?
317
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,860
[PANTING]
318
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,862
I WIN, BABY! WHOO!
319
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,230
[MUTTERING]
320
00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:00,500
AND WAIT, I THINK
I HEAR A HEARTBEAT.
321
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,336
YEP, BLINKY'S
GOING TO BE OK!
322
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,105
[CHEERING]
323
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,977
THE SPACE POETS WILL
SING OF OUR UNION
FOR ALL ETERNITY.
324
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,212
I GIVE IT A WEEK.
325
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,615
AND NOW,
THE SECOND TRIAL:
326
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,816
THE TEST OF ENDURANCE.
327
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:19,319
YOU MUST MAKE YOUR WAY
BACK TO THE PALACE
328
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,322
FROM THE HEART OF
THE CRUEL MARTIAN DESERT.
329
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,492
FEAR NOT, MY HOT-BLOODED
MARTIAN BEAUTY.
330
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,527
I SHALL NOT FAIL THEE.
331
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:29,262
COMMENCE EVAPORATION.
332
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,970
HOP TO, SLAVE BOY!
MUSTN'T KEEP QUEENIE WAITING.
333
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,578
[SMACKING LIPS]
334
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,347
HEY, SLAVE BOY,
GOT ANY WATER?
335
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,018
AH, FINALLY HIS
THIRST HAS SET IN.
336
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,120
THIS WILL BE HIS UNDOING.
337
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,722
WATER! I SAID, DO
WE HAVE ANY WATER?!
338
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,424
NO WATER, MASTER,
339
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,294
AND ALL THAT LIES BEFORE US
IS ARID WASTELAND,
340
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:05,298
WHERE EVEN THE STRONGEST
GO MAD WITH THIRST!
341
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,000
OH.
342
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,137
WELL, I GUESS I'LL
JUST HAVE TO EAT
THESE BABIES DRY.
343
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,104
WHAT?!
344
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,773
OH, I JUST LOVE
SALTY SNACKS
345
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,575
ON A ROAD TRIP--
WANT SOME?
346
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,377
NO! THEY'LL MAKE ME THIRSTY!
347
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,980
MORE FOR ME.
348
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:23,150
[CRUNCHING]
349
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,618
LET'S GO.
350
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,625
SURE YOU DON'T
WANT ANY PRETZELS?
351
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,694
I FEEL LIKE SUCH A PIG.
352
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:35,895
NO, THANKS!
353
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,497
I MEAN, I ATE
ALL THE SALTINES,
354
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,633
AND THE PEANUTS, AND TWO BAGS
OF THOSE FAKE ONION RINGS.
355
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,203
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME!
356
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,272
OH YEAH, AND THAT
WHOLE BOX OF SALT.
357
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,708
THAT LITTLE GIRL WITH
THE UMBRELLA--SHE'S SO CUTE!
358
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,911
SHE SURE IS.
359
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,847
AAH! WATER! WATER!
360
00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,984
GOTTA HAVE WATER!
AH HA HA HAAA!
361
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,353
IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE!
GOTTA DIG, DIG, DIG!
362
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:03,856
THAT'S RIGHT...
DARE TO DREAM, BABY.
363
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,393
DARE TO DREAM.
364
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,727
I DID IT!
365
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,729
I CAN HEAR
THE LIFE-GIVING FLUIDS
366
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,831
GURGLING TO THE SURFACE!
367
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,066
AT LAST!
368
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,168
THANKS, S.B.
NICE WORK.
369
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,737
MY HANDS ALWAYS
GET SO STICKY
WHEN I EAT SNACKS.
370
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,374
AND DON'T EVEN
MENTION MY FEET.
371
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:26,146
GET YOUR STINKING,
DISEASED FEET
372
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:29,249
OUT OF MY DRINKING...
373
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,283
WATER.
374
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,885
OOPS.
EASY COME, EASY GO.
375
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,887
[BAWLING]
376
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,456
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
377
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:39,126
WHAT, THE HEAT?
THIS IS NOTHING.
378
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,495
I'VE GOT
A TIME-SHARE
IN PALM SPRINGS.
379
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,496
OOOH!
380
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,265
[THUD]
381
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,602
LOOK!--
382
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,472
DUCK DODGERS HAS PASSED
THE SECOND TRIAL!
383
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,242
HAKUNA MATATA!
384
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,151
LET US BEGIN THE THIRD
AND FINAL TRIAL:
385
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,885
THE TEST OF LOGIC.
386
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,687
NOW, FOR OUR
WEDDING RECEPTION,
387
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,191
DO YOU PREFER A LIVE
BAND, 'CAUSE I'M
A DEEJAY MAN MYSELF.
388
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,859
[IMITATES
SCRATCHING]
389
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,495
Queen: IF THE EARTHLING
CAN BEST THE SAGES OF MARS,
390
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,731
THEN HE IS TRULY FIT
TO RULE BY MY SIDE.
391
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,568
RELEASE THE RITUALISTIC
GASES.
392
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,877
WHAT'S WITH
THE FOG MACHINE?
393
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,347
THE GASES CLEANSE
BOTH MIND AND SPIRIT.
394
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,450
UGH. SMELLS LIKE
SOMEBODY'S BURNING
A DIAPER.
395
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:44,491
STEP FORWARD, DUCK DODGERS!
396
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,229
A KING MUST BE
SMART AND CUNNING,
397
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:52,098
ABLE TO FACE UNKNOWN
CIRCUMSTANCES
398
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,234
AND OUTWIT
ADVERSARIES.
399
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,003
ARE YOU WORTHY,
DODGERS?
400
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,771
HECK, YEAH, I'M WORTHY!
401
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,508
THEN, BEHOLD!
402
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,913
ONE OF THESE CARDS IS
THE QUEEN OF HEARTS.
403
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,517
IF YOU CAN FIND THE QUEEN
AFTER THE CARDS
ARE SHUFFLED,
404
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,720
THEN YOU ARE INDEED
NOBLE AND WORTHY.
405
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,455
LET 'ER RIP, SANDY CLAWS!
406
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,291
OK, FOLKS, HERE WE GO!
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE,
407
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,260
AND EVERYONE WINS,
AND EVERYONE'S A WINNER!
408
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,061
SHOW ME THE LUCKY LADY!
409
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,496
RIGHT HERE, CHIEF.
410
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,698
[GASP]
411
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,166
HE DID IT!
412
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,935
WHEW! HEH HEH!
413
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,038
I GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS
I SPENT AS A TRANSIENT
CARNIVAL WORKER
414
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:33,473
FINALLY PAID OFF.
415
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:37,677
LOYAL SUBJECTS,
THE NEXT KING OF MARS,
416
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,612
DUCK DODGERS!
417
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,349
LET US RETIRE TO OUR
SLEEPING CHAMBERS, MY SWEET,
418
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,518
FOR TOMORROW YOU MAKE ME THE...
419
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,321
THE HAPPIEST QUEEN
IN THE UNIVERSE.
420
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,791
AW, STOP!
YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.
421
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,993
[LAUGHTER]
422
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,563
YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK.
423
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,767
OH, SLAVE BOY!
424
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,168
WHERE'S MY LATE-NIGHT SNACK?
425
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,004
I GROW MORE FAMISHED
BY THE SECOND!
426
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,240
YOUR GRAPES, MASTER.
427
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,175
PEEL THEM FOR ME.
428
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,110
I'LL PEEL YOUR...
429
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,179
ARRRGH!
430
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,381
I GIVE UP.
431
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,916
CONGRATULATIONS,
DODGERS. YOU WIN.
432
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:20,920
I GUESS YOU DO
DESERVE TO MARRY
MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN,
433
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,221
BE KING OF MARS,
434
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:25,292
AND RUN THE METHANE
FARMS OF URANUS.
435
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,395
THAT'S RIGHT, BABY!
KING! KING OF--
436
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:31,298
HEY! REWIND TO THAT PART
ABOUT URANUS.
437
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,566
WHY, THE KING'S
SOLE RESPONSIBILITY
438
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,168
IS TO OVERSEE
THE METHANE FARMS.
439
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:38,838
IT'S AN ALL-CONSUMING,
FULL-TIME JOB.
440
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:42,809
GIANT INDUSTRIAL
REFINERIES CREATE
PURE ENERGY
441
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:46,479
OUT OF ORDINARY
FOUL-SMELLING
ANIMAL WASTE.
442
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,483
[FARTING SOUNDS]
443
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,218
GIMME THAT THING!
444
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,687
I MEAN, WHY SHOULD
I SETTLE DOWN NOW?
445
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,489
I HAVE MY WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF ME,
446
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,425
AND I HARDLY KNOW THIS GIRL!
447
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,126
G-GREETING, CAPTAIN.
448
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,761
HAPPY W-WEDDING DAY.
449
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,862
THE WEDDING'S OFF!
450
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,864
TH-THE BIG SHRIMP, TOO?
451
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:06,132
BIG SHRIMP, TOO.
452
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,900
LOCK ONTO MY SIGNAL
AND EVAPORATE ME
453
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,669
OUT OF HERE IN TWO MINUTES.
454
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:16,108
YOU HAVE SERVED ME WELL,
SLAVE BOY. NOW SCRAM.
455
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,944
AND IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
456
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,947
I HAVE ONE THING LEFT TO DO.
457
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,354
WHO'S THERE?
458
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,489
IT'S OVER, BABYCAKES.
459
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,524
TOO BAD YOU WERE FOOLISH
ENOUGH TO BELIEVE
460
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:33,159
THAT WE HAD
SOMETHING HERE.
461
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,995
OH, MY DEAREST!
WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
462
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:38,931
DON'T YOU "MY DEAREST"
ME, SISTER!
463
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:41,233
I SET UP THIS
WHOLE ADVENTURE
464
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,102
TO SWEET-TALK
SECRETS OUT OF YOU
465
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,771
FOR THE GALACTIC
PROTECTORATE.
466
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,506
BUT WE KIDNAPPED YOU.
467
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,675
THIS WHOLE ADVENTURE.
468
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,345
ADIOS, MUCHACHA!
469
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,649
WE'LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS.
470
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,987
W-WELCOME BACK,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
471
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,722
AAAHH!
GET US OUT OF HERE
472
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,725
BEFORE THEY SHIP ME OFF
TO THE METHANE FARMS
OF URANUS!
473
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:09,429
B-BUT URANUS DOESN'T HAVE
ANY M-METHANE FARMS.
474
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,466
WHY, THAT UNTRUSTWORTHY,
LOATHSOME,
475
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,469
LITTLE LYING LOWDOWN SNAKE!
476
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:22,041
HEH HEH! YOU MAY HAVE PASSED
THE QUEEN'S TESTS, DODGERS,
477
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,110
BUT YOU FAILED MINE...
478
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:26,779
THE GULLIBILITY TEST!
479
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,515
HA HA HA!
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