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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:09,677 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE * 2 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,012 * DIVIDE 3 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,783 * BUT HOW 4 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,818 * WOULD THE UNIVERSE 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:21,622 * SURVIVE? 6 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:28,028 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * 7 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,535 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS 8 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,670 * AND THE WEAK 9 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:42,676 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING * 10 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,045 * TYRANNY 11 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,016 * IN THE 24th 12 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,786 * AND 1/2 CENTURY 13 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,846 Duck Dodgers: DON'T MESS THIS UP, CADET. 14 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,383 THIS IS MY BIG CHANCE TO BE AN AMBASSADOR OF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH. 15 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,052 ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE R-RIGHT COORDINATES? 16 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,555 ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITY? 17 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,658 I SURE AM, 'CAUSE THIS PLACE LOOKS SCARY. 18 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:36,664 AND IT SEEMS A-AB-ABANDONED, TOO. 19 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:37,998 ARE YOU KIDDING? 20 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,201 IT'S PROBABLY TEEMING WITH LIFE. 21 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,371 Dodgers: ANYBODY HOME? 22 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,872 Cadet: NO. 23 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:50,478 Dodgers: IT APPEARS TO BE THE ENTRANCE 24 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:52,513 TO SOME SORT OF MEETING CENTER. 25 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,149 WITH A STRANGE SENSE OF FOREBODING AND FEAR, 26 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,917 I AM DRAWN TOWARD IT, 27 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,587 AS IF BY SOME MYSTERIOUS FORCE. 28 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:00,988 REALLY? 29 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,123 NAH, JUST MAKING SMALL TALK. 30 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,630 THERE'S NOBODY HERE. LET'S GO. 31 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:12,800 BUT LOOK. SOMEONE SET A TABLE FOR US. 32 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,068 GO AHEAD. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 33 00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:17,171 NO! INTRODUCE ME. 34 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,341 INTRODUCING HIS EXCELLENCY, 35 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,510 THE AMBASSADOR FROM PLANET EARTH, 36 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,944 D-DUCK DODGERS. 37 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,813 SORRY. NO ANSWER. 38 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,114 SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT. 39 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,616 PUT SOME OOMPH IN IT. 40 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,184 [SCREECHING] 41 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,256 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE. 42 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,958 I AM COUNT MUERTE. 43 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:40,994 EH, B-B--HI THERE. 44 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:43,964 I'M C-C-CAD-D-- 45 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,933 GO ON. YOU ARE? 46 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,468 HE'S NOBODY. NOTHING. 47 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:50,471 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM THE AMBASSADOR OF PLANET EARTH, 48 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,172 HIS EXCELLENCY... UH-HUH. 49 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:53,974 THE GRAND... YES. 50 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,443 SUPREME... GO ON. 51 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,810 AMBASSADOR, 52 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,546 DUCK DODGERS! 53 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,080 GREAT. AND YOU? 54 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,284 MY LITTLE TUBBY FRIEND, WHO MIGHT YOU BE? 55 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,753 HE'S THE CADET, WHO IS NOT AN AMBASSADOR. 56 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,755 HOW RUDE OF ME. 57 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,491 I HAVE HAD THIS BANQUET PREPARED IN YOUR HONOR. 58 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,359 THANK YOU. 59 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,960 AND YOU, CADET, COME DOWN HERE 60 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:16,597 AND SIT RIGHT NEXT TO ME, EH? 61 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,368 TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF. 62 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,303 THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT YOU 63 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:25,205 IS THAT YOU'RE NOT AN AMBASSADOR. 64 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:28,175 WELL, THERE'S NOT MUCH TO TELL. 65 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,278 I GRADUATED SUMMA CUM LAUDE FROM THE ACADEMY. 66 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,545 I'M AN EXPERT. 67 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:34,815 EXCUSE ME. I NEED SOME KETCHUP DOWN HERE. 68 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,384 ANYBODY? HELLO? 69 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,287 THAT'S HOW I ENDED W-WORLD HUNGER. 70 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,555 OK, CADET, TIME FOR YOU TO GET BACK TO THE SHIP 71 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,924 AND DO THAT REGULARLY SCHEDULED THING. 72 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,293 BYE. 73 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:48,128 EVERY TIME I TELL THAT WORLD HUNGER STORY, 74 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:51,131 I HAVE TO GO PURGE THE SHIP'S SEPTIC SYSTEM. 75 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,700 THIS'LL GIVE US THE CHANCE TO TALK. 76 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,102 YOU KNOW, JUST THE TWO OF US. YOU GO FIRST. 77 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:56,704 ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT EARTH? 78 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:57,705 WHY, YES. 79 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,573 HOW MUCH WOULD YOU SAY THE CADET WEIGHS? 80 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:01,575 HAVE YOU MEASURED HIS BODY-FAT RATIO? 81 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,411 WHAT IS HIS CHOLESTEROL COUNT? 82 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:06,447 LOOK, BUB, I DIDN'T COME CLEAR ACROSS THE GALAXY 83 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,249 TO TALK ABOUT HOW FAT MY PIG IS. 84 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,719 I, MYSELF, AM THIN AS A RAIL. 85 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,253 FIT AS A FIDDLE. 86 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,324 AAH! GET IT OFF OF ME! 87 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:19,159 IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF SEMI-FIRM TOFU. 88 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,062 MMM. CHEWY, YET TASTELESS. 89 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,764 SILENCE! 90 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,232 YES, MASTER. 91 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:29,002 YOUR HEALTHY FOODS ARE POISON TO ME, 92 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:32,773 FOR I AM A FAT-SUCKING VAMPIRE! 93 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:36,076 I SURVIVE BY FEEDING ON THE FAT OF THE LIVING, 94 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:40,213 SO YOU MUST LURE YOUR CADET TO ME. 95 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,583 YES, MY DARK MASTER. 96 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:46,186 I WILL CAPTURE THE CADET FOR YOU SO YOU CAN SUCK, 97 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,489 SUCK, SUCK HIS FAT! 98 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:52,693 DELICIOUS PIGGY FAT. HEH HEH HEH! 99 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,229 HELLO, CAPTAIN? 100 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:59,199 HELLO, THERE, PIGGY BOY. 101 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,001 YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 102 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:05,205 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HITTING THE M-MOLDAVIAN PUNCH AGAIN, HAVE YOU? 103 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:06,807 HEH HEH HEH HEH! 104 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,776 SO FUNNY, YOUR JOKES. 105 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:12,380 NOW SIT, JUICY DINNER, IN COMFY CHAIR. 106 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:16,817 AND I COMING BACK WITH SNACK FOR YOU. 107 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,652 DON'T MOVE! 108 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:22,623 HE'S SURE ACTING STRA--STRAN--N-NUTTY. 109 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,763 [HISSING] 110 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:31,164 WHY, HELLO. 111 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:33,233 I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD COMPANY. HA HA HA! 112 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,068 YOU LADIES LOOK HUNGRY. 113 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,870 HUNGRY. 114 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,171 YES. 115 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:41,208 SO VERY HUNGRY. 116 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,076 HEE HEE HEE! 117 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:45,546 THE MASTER SO PLEASED WILL BE. 118 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:49,282 HI, CAPTAIN. HAVE A SNAP-HAP-HAPPY DAY. 119 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,819 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 120 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,388 WHY DID YOU NOT DETAIN HIM FOR THE MASTER? 121 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,557 HE'S SUCH A NICE GUY. 122 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,560 HE ACTUALLY CARED ABOUT OUR FEELINGS. 123 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:03,964 YEAH. WE MOSTLY GET THE CRAZY BUG-EATING TYPES. 124 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:10,203 [THUNDER] 125 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:13,106 WOULD YOU HAVE MY DELICIOUS PIG MEAL? 126 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:15,242 WELL, THE FUNNY THING IS, MY MASTER, 127 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,677 NO. 128 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,245 All: DADDY, 129 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,014 ARE WE GOING TO GO HUNGRY TONIGHT? 130 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:25,819 I'M AFRAID ALL I CAN OFFER YOU IS A LIGHT SNACK. 131 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:28,388 LET'S THIS LIKE RATIONAL PEOPLE DISCUSS. 132 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:32,292 Dodgers: AARGH! CUT IT OUT. I'M TICKLISH. 133 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:33,694 [DODGERS LAUGHING] 134 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,867 HEE HEE HEE! 135 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,936 NOT THIS PLAN SHALL FAIL THE MASTER. 136 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,141 OUCH! 137 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:55,015 THE PIGGY BOY NO ESCAPE THIS TRAP. 138 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,217 COME, MY SLEEPY PIGGY. 139 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,654 A BED I MADE FOR YOU. 140 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,356 THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF YOU, BUT I'M NOT TIRED. 141 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,658 YES, YOU ARE! 142 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:09,296 I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES. THEY ARE VERY HEAVY. 143 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:12,933 WELL, MAYBE I'M A LIT-- A LITTLE TIRED. 144 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:15,202 HERE IS YOUR BED. 145 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,237 SLEEP, PIG. 146 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,438 CAN I GET A GLASS OF WATER FIRST? 147 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,240 DON'T MOVE. 148 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,509 HERE. DRINK. 149 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,277 DRINK IT ALL, SLEEPY PIG. 150 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,379 THERE. SLEEP, MY PIG. 151 00:07:26,413 --> 00:07:28,849 SAY, I FORGOT TO B-BRUSH MY-- 152 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:31,585 OH, BRUSHING, BRUSHING, BRUSHING STINKY PIGGY TEETH. 153 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,788 MAKE SO CLEAN. THERE. 154 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,725 HEH HEH! NOW YOU LAY DOWN. HEH HEH HEH! 155 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:40,427 I REALLY DO NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 156 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:44,431 THAT I WILL NOT DO FOR YOU. 157 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,332 HURRY BACK. 158 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,967 [TOILET FLUSHES] 159 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:51,371 THIS ALL COMES FROM TOO MUCH DRINKING WATER BEFORE BEDTIME. 160 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,373 WHERE WAS I? 161 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:56,610 OH, YES. I WAS DANCING AROUND LIKE A MADMAN. 162 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,312 NOW YOU LAY DOWN. 163 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,114 I FORGOT TO CALL MY MOTHER AND-- 164 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,517 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU, MR. PIG? 165 00:08:03,551 --> 00:08:06,053 GOING TO SLEEP IS SIMPLE. 166 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:09,222 YOU JUST HOP INTO BED 167 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,358 AND THINK HAPPY, PEACEFUL-- 168 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,126 AAH! OHH! 169 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,596 [GROANING] 170 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,331 UH, CAPTAIN? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 171 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,300 I LOST 6 INCHES OFF MY WAIST, 172 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,202 AND I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER. 173 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,604 YOU MUST BE AWFULLY UNCOMFORTABLE. 174 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,538 I'LL GET YOU A PILLOW. 175 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,240 THANK YOU, NICE PIG BOY. 176 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,910 Count Muerte: MMM. PORK FAT PIE. 177 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,478 PORK FAT PUDDING. 178 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,046 PORK FAT FLAMBE. 179 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,283 I WONDER IF THAT IMBECILE HAS CAPTURED MY DINNER. 180 00:08:38,051 --> 00:08:41,655 [SINGING] 181 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:46,193 NEVER SEND AN IMBECILE TO DO A VAMPIRE'S JOB. 182 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,095 OH, CAPTAIN. 183 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,997 I'VE GOT YOU A PLUSHY PILLOW. 184 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,932 [GROWL] 185 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,103 AAH! 186 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,237 [SCREAMING] 187 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,146 [PANTING] 188 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:11,785 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JUICY DINNER? 189 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,187 DON'T WORRY, MY LITTLE FRIEND. 190 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,990 IT'LL ONLY HURT A LITTLE. 191 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:20,994 YES. 192 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,766 AHH... 193 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,268 [BURP] 194 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,003 [GAGS] 195 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,338 RIGOR... 196 00:09:31,371 --> 00:09:33,340 MORTIS. 197 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,342 [LAUGHTER] 198 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:41,314 MASTER? 199 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,449 CADET? 200 00:09:42,482 --> 00:09:44,451 CADET? 201 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,819 CADET! 202 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,689 OH, POOR LITTLE HAPLESS FOOL. 203 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,390 I WILL MOURN YOUR LOSS. 204 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,792 OH, CAPTAIN. 205 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,061 ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE GET BACK TO THE SHIP? 206 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,729 YOU'RE ALIVE! 207 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,498 I THOUGHT YOU GOT EATEN BY THAT SPOOKY CREEP. 208 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,200 OH, HE DIDN'T EAT ME. 209 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,436 I TRICKED HIM INTO EATING A DECOY MADE OF FAT-FREE CHEESE, 210 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,273 WHEAT GERM, AND SEMI-FIRM TOFU. 211 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,677 I GUESS HEALTHY FOODS REALLY DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. 212 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,011 YES, WELL, THE NEXT TIME 213 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,081 WE RUN ACROSS A MYSTERIOUS ALIEN RACE, 214 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,316 YOU BE THE AMBASSADOR. 215 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,511 YES? 216 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,545 I'VE GOT A PRISONER FOR YOU. 217 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,981 DRAKE DARKSTAR. 218 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,616 I HEARD HE WAS COMING MY WAY. 219 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,051 DON'T YOU HAVE A RECEPTION TEAM? 220 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,052 ARE YOU KIDDING? 221 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,654 I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES WITH THIS GUY. 222 00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:56,123 SADDLE UP, BOYS. 223 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,325 TAKE YOUR POSITIONS. 224 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,293 BRING IN THE TRANSPORT POD. 225 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,870 SET SHOCK STICKS TO FULL CHARGE. 226 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,875 SECURE THOSE PLASMA RESTRAINTS. 227 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,745 HURRY! 228 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,082 [LAUGHTER] 229 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,086 HOLD YOUR FIRE! 230 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,791 NO. 231 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,593 HELLO, BOYS. 232 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,295 AAH! 233 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,701 CADET, WHAT'S OUR ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL? 234 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,772 OUR E.T.A. TO THE PRISON STATION IS 3 MINUTES. 235 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,206 WHAT ARE WE DELIVERING? 236 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,407 TOILET PAPER. 237 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,842 TOILET PAPER? 238 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:53,713 426,000 ROLLS OF SOFT-TEE BRAND TOILET PAPER. 239 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,649 THE SOFTEST, MOST COMFORTABLEST TOILET PAPER 240 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,152 MONEY CAN BUY. NOW WITH ALOE. 241 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,788 GIMME THAT. 242 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,691 "426,000 ROLLS SOFT-TEE TOILET PAPER FOR DELIVERY TO--" 243 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,726 I'M A PAPER BOY! 244 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,628 A TOILET PAPER BOY. 245 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,232 I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND NOW I'M REDUCED TO THIS DISGRACE. 246 00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:15,035 I'M GLAD MY MOTHER'S NOT AROUND TO SEE THIS. 247 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,671 SHE WASHED FLOORS IN THAT RAT-INFESTED TENEMENT BUILDING 248 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,073 FOR 40 LONG YEARS 249 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:23,376 JUST SO I MIGHT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT... 250 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,645 AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 251 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,815 HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 252 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,819 HUH? 253 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,621 WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT, 254 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,956 IT IS THE MOST COMFORTABLEST, 255 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:39,159 AND THAT ALOE DID FEEL GOOD ON MY EYELID. 256 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,363 [SIRENS] 257 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,764 LOOK SHARP, MEN. 258 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,567 DARKSTAR'S GOT TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 259 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,370 YES, BUT NOT FOR LONG. 260 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,548 THE SOONER I GET THIS INDIGNITY OVER WITH, THE BETTER. 261 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,086 THEY MUST BE EXPECTING ME. 262 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,221 BET THEY RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER. 263 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,623 YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT THIS STUFF IS 264 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,792 TILL YOU'RE SITTING THERE STRANDED. 265 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,162 I'LL JUST DROP MY LOAD AND BE ON MY WAY. 266 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:18,331 ON MY WAY TO A NEW AND MORE GLORIOUS LIFE OF CRIME 267 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,867 WHERE MEN FEAR ME... 268 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,269 AND TOILET PAPER IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY. 269 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:26,006 A LAND THAT WILL LIVE IN TERROR AND SHUDDER IN FEAR. 270 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:28,475 WHENEVER THERE'S A TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE, 271 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,409 THEY KNOW WHO TO CALL. 272 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,111 DRAKE DARKSTAR, 273 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,013 MASTER VILLAIN AND EVIL-DOER. 274 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,714 Man: AND HE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL ON HIS OWN. 275 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,349 NO MORE DIAPERS. 276 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:40,120 THEY SENT THE RIGHT DUCK TO REMEDY THIS DIRE SITUATION. 277 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,089 [CRASH] 278 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,891 [BEEPING] 279 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,393 ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE. 280 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,331 GOT HIM! 281 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,366 [SIREN] 282 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,104 HEY, BOYS, SORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE, 283 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,406 BUT AT LEAST I BROUGHT YOU THE TOILET PAPER. 284 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,474 ALL I NEED IS SOMEONE TO SIGN FOR THE T.P., 285 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,010 AND I'LL BE ON MY WAY. 286 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,812 OR, IF YOU'D LIKE TO AVOID FINANCE CHARGES, 287 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,447 YOU CAN PAY ME DIRECTLY. 288 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:12,085 AH, THIS HAPLESS FOOL LOOKS LIKE MY TICKET OUT OF HERE. 289 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,622 WATCH THE THREADS, SLICK. 290 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,824 I'M STILL WORKING ON THE FINANCE CHARGES. 291 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,792 SAY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. 292 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,395 REALLY? YEAH, LIKE A GUY I KNOW. 293 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,798 I'LL BET HE ALWAYS HAS A STUPID LOOK ON HIS FACE. 294 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,833 LIKE THIS. 295 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,269 YEAH, YEAH, STUPID LIKE THAT. 296 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,638 SAY, CAN YOU DO JACK NICHOLSON? 297 00:14:31,671 --> 00:14:35,642 [IMITATING NICHOLSON] SO, YOU WANNA SEE THE STARS, DO YA? 298 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,811 WOW! YOU'RE TERRIFIC. 299 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:40,113 THERE. 300 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:42,815 NOW THAT I'VE FULFILLED YOUR REQUEST, 301 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,384 I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN. 302 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:48,721 I'D LIKE TO TRADE CLOTHES AND IDENTITIES, OK? 303 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,390 OK. 304 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,326 SIR, WE'VE GOT A CONFIRMED SIGHTING OF DARKSTAR. 305 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,728 AND HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER. 306 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,431 HE'S ONE SICK, TWISTED INDIVIDUAL. 307 00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:00,500 TA TA, DUCK DODGERS-- 308 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,835 I MEAN, DRAKE DARKSTAR. 309 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:05,172 [LAUGHS] 310 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,473 OHH... 311 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:10,810 THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED, I WOKE UP IN TIJUANA. 312 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,813 REACH FOR THE SKY, SCUMBAG. 313 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,083 YEP, TIJUANA. 314 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,019 FOR 20 YEARS, I'VE WAITED FOR MY CHANCE TO ESCAPE. 315 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,721 NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW. 316 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:25,892 I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLAIM TO BE DUCK DODGERS, 317 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,860 WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE A VICIOUS MONSTER. 318 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,564 IN FACT, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GREATEST FIENDS THE GALAXY HAS EVER KNOWN. 319 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,001 WHY, THE NAME DRAKE DARKSTAR 320 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,036 STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF BILLIONS. 321 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,705 AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GAPPY. 322 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,708 WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 323 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,177 SORRY, JUST GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT. 324 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:47,014 WELCOME HOME, DARKSTAR. 325 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,022 OH, MY. IT SURE IS GLOOMY IN HERE. 326 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,189 CAPTAIN DODGERS MUST HAVE BEEN PLAYING 327 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,258 WITH THE D-DIMMER SWITCH AGAIN. 328 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,029 IT SORT OF GIVES EVERYTHING A SPOOKY LOOK. 329 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,397 [BEEP] 330 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,568 HELLO THERE. 331 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,003 WHY, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 332 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,438 ALL FINISHED WITH YOUR DELIVERY? 333 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,872 YES. 334 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,441 ARE YOU FEELING OK? 335 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,543 NEVER FELT BETTER. 336 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,278 G-GR-GRE--UH, SUPER. 337 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,749 IT'S TIME FOR US TO FLEE THE SHACKLES OF INCARCERATION. 338 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,484 OK. 339 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,053 GET US OUT OF HERE. 340 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,720 NO CAN DO, CAPTAIN. 341 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,921 WHAT? 342 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,291 WELL, I WAS USING THIS DOWN TIME 343 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,261 TO DO M-MAINTENANCE ON THE SHIP'S MOTHERBOARD. 344 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,196 YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO EAT SNACKS AND STUFF ON THE BRIDGE? 345 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,630 WELL, THOSE GREASY LITTLE CRUMBS 346 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,999 WORKED THEIR WAY DOWN INTO THE SENSITIVE ELECTRONICS, 347 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,934 SO FROM TIME TO TIME, I LIKE TO CLEAN THAT JUNK OUT. 348 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,636 RIGHT NOW, THE MOTHERBOARD IS DISCONNECTED 349 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,606 AND SOAKING IN A SOLUTION OF GRENADINE AND BITTERS. 350 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:50,110 IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU VALUE ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE, 351 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,279 YOU WILL PUT THIS SHIP IN ORDER. 352 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:55,648 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? CADET! 353 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,684 [STUTTERING] 354 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,554 PERFECT. 355 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,658 EXERCISE TIME. 356 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,096 DARKSTAR, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO. 357 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,134 [MAN GRUNTING] 358 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,335 Dodgers: NICE HEALTH CLUB. 359 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,704 WONDER IF THEY HAVE A PILATES CLASS. 360 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:21,208 HEY, THERE'S SOME JOVIAL FELLOW INMATES. 361 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,476 I'M SURE THEY'LL WANT TO HELP ME OUT. 362 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,112 HEY THERE, HOMEBOYS! 363 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,780 ANYBODY UP FOR A LITTLE BREAKING OUT OF PRISON ACTION? 364 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,216 HEY, SHUT UP, WOULD YOU? 365 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,318 YEAH. YOU TRYING TO GET US IN TROUBLE? 366 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,487 WHY WOULD WE HELP DRAKE DARKSTAR ANYWAY? 367 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,988 [MEOWS] 368 00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,925 WELL, I'LL LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET. 369 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,261 I'M NOT DRAKE DARKSTAR. 370 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,563 I'M ACTUALLY DUCK DODGERS. 371 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,299 YOU MEAN THE SAME DUCK DODGERS WHO PUT ME IN HERE? 372 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:50,002 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T PUT MY CONTACTS IN THIS MORNING BUT... 373 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:53,640 AAH! CAT HEAD MURPHY OF THE KITTY LITTER CREW! 374 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,542 THAT'S RIGHT. 375 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,678 I HOPE THAT CONDITION WITH THE HAIR BALLS CLEARED UP. 376 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,547 REMEMBER ME, DODGERS? 377 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,149 SLYGOR THE SCAM ARTIST? 378 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,751 THANKS TO YOU, THEY GAVE ME 25 TO LIFE 379 00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,586 FOR SELLING NEW ALUMINUM GUTTERS 380 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:10,157 TO LITTLE OLD LADIES WHO DIDN'T REALLY NEED THEM! 381 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,024 HOW ABOUT ME? 382 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:15,662 IT'S FUNNY, BUT YOU REALLY DON'T RING A BELL. 383 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,765 STILL DON'T REMEMBER ME? 384 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,701 SORRY! 385 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,003 I'M KRAG THE KLUNKIN. 386 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:26,839 REMEMBER THE BATTLE FOR THESSALONIUS 7? 387 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,442 I'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO THESSALONIUS 6. 388 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,978 BUT YOU'RE DOUG. DOUG ROGERS, RIGHT? 389 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,514 NO, I'M DUCK DODGERS. 390 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,349 OH. SORRY. 391 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,418 YOU REALLY WRINKLED MY T-SHIRT. 392 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,488 YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US, DODGERS. 393 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,957 THAT IS, FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MOST OF US. 394 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,693 AW, COME ON, FELLAS. 395 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,261 I WANT TO MAKE HIM PAY, TOO. 396 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,098 CAN'T WE JUST DISCUSS THIS LIKE RATIONAL CREATURES? 397 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,167 [DODGERS SCREAMING] 398 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,040 [SHOUTING] 399 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,610 SUCKERS. THAT WAS ALMOST TOO EASY. 400 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,582 STATUS REPORT, CADET. 401 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,918 I'M SOLDERING AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR. 402 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,686 NOT FAST ENOUGH. 403 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,255 I'VE PUT YOU ON A DEADLINE. 404 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,823 CHOP, CHOP, LITTLE PIGGY. 405 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,258 YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT. 406 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:23,563 [MUNCHING, GNAWING] 407 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,798 [PANTING] 408 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,234 OH, DEAR. 409 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,569 I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU HAVE THE MOTHERBOARD. 410 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,372 BUT I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CADET. 411 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:37,043 A DEEP, DARK, SOUL-SHREDDING SURPRISE. 412 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,279 HEH HEH HEH. 413 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,483 Dodgers: HATE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, 414 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:47,754 BUT I AM PRETTY GOOD AT PICKING OUT A HIDING SPOT. 415 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,922 [SCREAMING] 416 00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:02,535 HO HO! A SPEEDY VEHICLE WITH WHICH TO MAKE MY ESCAPE. 417 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,777 COME ON, YOU STUPID THING, GO FASTER. 418 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,215 LOOK! DRAKE DARKSTAR IS ESCAPING 419 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,985 IN THAT SLOW-MOVING, ANACHRONISTIC GARBAGE TRUCK. 420 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:22,054 CLEVER, DARKSTAR. VERY CLEVER. 421 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,390 [SIRENS] 422 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,794 NOT GOOD. 423 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,565 GIVE IT UP, CRIMINAL. 424 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:35,968 THERE'S MY SHIP. 425 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:44,277 UH, GOT TO KEEP THIS MOTHERBOARD AWAY FROM THAT L-LUNATIC. 426 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:47,847 NOW I'VE GOT THE MOTHERBOARD, THE SHIP, 427 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:50,216 AND THE PIG BOY SIDEKICK. 428 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,719 Dodgers: NOT SO FAST, DARKSTAR. 429 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,822 THAT'S MY SHIP AND MY PIG BOY SIDEKICK. 430 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,223 THE MOTHERBOARD IS A RENTAL. 431 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,025 COME NOW, DODGERS. 432 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:01,928 I'M THE MOST EVIL GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE. 433 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,931 YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. 434 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,699 OK, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT. 435 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,267 BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN. 436 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,836 HI-YEEAH! 437 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,810 [PANTING] 438 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,683 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DARKSTAR. 439 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,654 IT'S TIME TO LOCK THIS IMPOSTOR UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY. 440 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,490 YOU'RE THE ONLY IMPOSTOR HERE, IMPOSTOR. 441 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,791 WE CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER. 442 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:34,694 IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF CRAZY DEJA VU. 443 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,697 CADET, HELP THE FRIENDLY OFFICERS OUT, WOULD YOU? 444 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,368 WELL, I GUESS I KNOW CAPTAIN DODGERS BETTER THAN ANYONE. 445 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:42,402 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 446 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,236 HE CAN PROVE I'M THE REAL ME. 447 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,838 I DON'T KNOW. 448 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,808 TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME I GAVE YOU SPACE LICE... 449 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,710 OR THE TIME YOU CAME OVER TO HELP ME MOVE 450 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:53,880 AND I FAKED HAVING A HERNIA-- REMEMBER THAT? 451 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,147 OH, YEAH. 452 00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:56,483 HEY, I KNOW-- TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME 453 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,618 I SOLD YOUR SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY. 454 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:02,288 YOU SOLD HIS SISTER TO THE SAUSAGE FACTORY? 455 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,057 DUDE, THAT'S COLD. 456 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,363 IT'S--GENTLEMEN, THAT'S THE REAL DUCK DODGERS 457 00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,764 RIGHT THERE. 458 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,600 WHAT!? YOU FINK. 459 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,368 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. HE DON'T KNOW NOTHING. 460 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,503 GET HIM, BOYS! 461 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,405 HEY, I'M THE REAL DODGERS! 462 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,306 TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME I TOLD THAT KID 463 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,241 TO PUT YOUR SHOES IN THE TOILET! 464 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,544 OR THE TIME I STARCHED YOUR TAIL. 465 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,113 WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE MUCH NICER TO ME 466 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:30,450 THAN CAPTAIN DODGERS EVER WAS. 31854

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