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* FROZEN
IN A TIME AND SPACE *
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* DIVIDE
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* BUT HOW
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* WOULD THE UNIVERSE
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* SURVIVE?
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* DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th
AND 1/2 CENTURY *
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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* AND THE WEAK
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* DUCK DODGERS,
HE'S FIGHTING *
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* TYRANNY
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* IN THE 24th
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* AND 1/2 CENTURY
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WHATCHA DOING THERE,
ISAAC NEUTRON?
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I'M CONDUCTING
AN EXPERIMENT
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ON THAT RARE SPECIMEN OF
FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS.
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WHAT!
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IF THERE'S ANY EXPERIMENTING
TO DO AROUND HERE,
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I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF.
STEP ASIDE.
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I GUESS I'LL START
WITH THIS BUTTON RIGHT--
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NOT THAT BUTTON!
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HERE.
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WOW! NOW, THAT'S
SOME EXPERIMENTING.
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I NEED A CLOSER LOOK.
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D-DON'T GO IN THERE!
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IT'S JUST A HARMLESS
LITTLE FLOWER.
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[SNIFF SNIFF]
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AHH. SWEET AND GENTLE
MOTHER NATURE.
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[COUGHS]
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N-N-NO!
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I THINK THAT I
SHALL NEVER SEE
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A THING AS LOVELY
AS A FLOWER.
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AH-CHOO!
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AAH!
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WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THAT PIG?
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OH, NO. OH, NO.
OH, NO!
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CHECK IT OUT, CADET.
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I THINK THEY MAKE ME
LOOK DISTINGUISHED.
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AAH!
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OH, NO. OH, NO.
OH, N-NO!
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OK, NOW YOU'RE STARTING
TO CREEP ME OUT.
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WHAT'S THE DEAL?
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"THE POLLEN OF
THE FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS
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"CREATES AN ALLERGIC REACTION
THAT CAUSES MOST SPECIES,
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ESPECIALLY EARTHLINGS..."
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[GULPS]
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"TO AGE IN A RAPIDLY
ACCELERATING MANNER."
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AAH! I'M DOOMED!
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BUT WAIT.
THERE'S A CURE.
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THERE IS?
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"A--A SPECIAL WATER."
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DUCKS LOVE WATER.
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"A ONE-OF-A-KIND
MINERAL SPRING."
OK.
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"THAT FLOWS DEEP
BENEATH THE EMPIRICAL
MARTIAN PALACE."
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THE PALACE
WITH THE GUARDS
AND THE ZAPPY THINGS
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THAT BURN YOU
LIKE TOAST?
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SET A COURSE.
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1,000 PARDONS, MY QUEEN,
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BUT DUCK DODGERS SHIP
HAS BEEN DETECTED
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HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US.
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DUCK DODGERS?
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YES, YOUR BEAUTIFULNESS--
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I MEAN, HIGHNESS.
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SOMETHING SERIOUS
MUST BE GOING ON
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FOR DODGERS TO RISK
COMING HERE.
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OBSERVE HIM
AND REPORT TO ME.
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ALL RIGHTY, CADET,
IT'S OVER THE WALL,
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THROUGH THE PALACE,
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AND RIGHT TO
THE MARTIAN SPRINGS.
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GOT IT.
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BY THE WAY,
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DO I LOOK ANY OLDER?
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UH, YOU LOOK,
UH, GREAT.
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HOW ABOUT ME?
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WELL, YOU LOOK OLD.
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REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY OLD.
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ANCIENT. HEE HEE!
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
THOSE SHOWS ABOUT
EGYPTIAN MUMMIES?
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HO HO!
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FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS, IS IT?
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HMM...ALL I HAVE TO DO
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IS KEEP THEM ON THAT SIDE
OF THIS WALL,
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AND THEY'LL EVENTUALLY
CRUMBLE TO DUST.
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HOW LOVELY.
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTS]
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OOMPH!
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[BEEPING]
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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A PLASMA GRENADE.
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SO THIS IS HOW I BID
THIS CRUEL WORLD ADIEU.
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I-I'LL SAVE YOU, CAPTAIN.
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I'LL THROW MYSELF ON THAT
GR-GR--LITTLE EXPLOSIVE.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
HUSTLE!
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IT IS MY GREATEST WISH
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TO SACRIFICE M-MYSELF
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FOR MY CAPTAIN.
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LET'S SEE SOME KNEES
AND ELBOWS.
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KNEES AND ELBOWS!
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MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
MOVE IT!
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SHOULD I CALL
THE P-PARAMEDICS?
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AH, PUT 'EM ON SP--
SPEED DIAL.
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SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU
MENTION THESE BEFORE?
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MENTION WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT--
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THE ELEVATOR BOOTS.
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IT'S ALL IN
THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK.
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HEH. DIDN'T EVEN READ
THE M-M-MANUAL.
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I HEARD THAT.
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IF WE CAN JUST STAY CLEAR
OF THAT LITTLE--
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Marvin the Martian:
EXCUSE ME.
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DID YOU WANDER AWAY
FROM THE RETIREMENT
CENTER AGAIN?
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SOME OF US
JUST DON'T AGE WELL.
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TSK, TSK.
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AND WHAT'S THIS GROWING
ON YOUR FACE?
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NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.
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AH-CHOO!
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I SUPPOSE I HAD
THAT COMING.
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OH, MY.
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YOU'LL NEVER SEE
THOSE SPRINGS, GRANDPA.
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OUT OF MY WAY, SONNY.
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AAH!
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[CRASH]
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OHH...
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WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
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FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS HAS
A REVERSE EFFECT ON MARTIANS.
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[YELPS]
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LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE
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BEFORE IT'S
CHANGING TIME.
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RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
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NOW, IF WE CAN JUST
FIND THE ELEVATORS
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TO THE MARTIAN SPRINGS...
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I HOPE THAT LITTLE SQUIRT
DOESN'T SHOW UP.
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QUICK! GET IN.
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HURRY UP. HURRY UP!
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COME ON IN.
THE--THE WATER'S FINE.
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OF ALL THE IDIOTIC--
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BEAK-CRUSHING PREDICAMENTS.
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OPEN THE DOOR!
OPEN THE DOOR!
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MY, THAT SONG SURE
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.
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Dodgers:
PUSH THE BUTTON!
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HELP! THAT'S AN ORDER!
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CADET! PUSH THE BUTTON!
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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ME BLAST DUCKY WUCKY
INTO CHUNKY WUNKIES.
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Dodgers: HELP!
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CADET, WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?
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[WHISPERING, GIGGLING]
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OH!
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Dodgers: OPEN THE DOOR!
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[SCREAMING]
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[CRASH]
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[COUGHING]
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THEM GIANT EYEGLASSES?
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EYEGLASSES?
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I DON'T SEE ANY
G-G-GIANT EYEGLASSES.
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LET'S JUST FIND
THOSE SILLY SPRINGS
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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DID YOU SEE THAT THE MARTIAN
WAS WEARING A DIAPER?
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AT LEAST WE'VE BEEN SPARED
THAT INDIGNITY.
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AIN'T THAT RIGHT, CADET?
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CADET? CADET!
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CADET!
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[ECHOES]
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I JUST TURNED AROUND
FOR A MINUTE,
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AND THAT BLASTED FOOL--
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AAH!
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OH, THE POOR LITTLE GUY.
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THERE AIN'T NOTHING
LEFT TO HIM.
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ASHES TO ASHES,
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PORK TO DUST.
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I JUST WISH I WOULD'VE HAD
A CHANCE TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
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NEED A TISSUE,
FRIEND?
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IT'S COATED
WITH LANOLIN.
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CADET, YOU'RE ALIVE!
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BOY, AM I HAPPY TO SEE--
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HEY, JUST WHAT ARE YOU
CRYING ABOUT ANYWAY?
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I L-LOST MY GLASSES.
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Dodgers: THERE IT IS!
THE MARTIAN SPRINGS.
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AND THEY'RE JUST
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THAT BOTTOMLESS GORGE.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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I'M NOT CROSSING ANY
B-B-B-BOTTOMLESS GORGE.
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THEN STAY HERE,
AND I'LL BRING SOME
OF THE WATER TO YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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SUCH A NICE BOY.
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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
DONE RIGHT,
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YOU GOTTA DO IT YOUR...
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SELF!
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GOO GOO.
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ALL RIGHT, MARTIAN,
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LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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GOO GOO, GAA GAA,
MAMA, DADA.
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DON'T YOU
"MAMA, DADA" ME.
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FEEL THE STING
OF MY LASER SABER.
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[CLICK]
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[CLICK]
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[CLICKING]
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[WAILING]
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KEEP YOUR DIAPER ON,
SONNY.
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I'LL BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE.
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CADET!
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HEY?
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HOW DO YOU TURN THIS
FLIBBETY ZIBIDOOHICKEY ON?
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THE G-G-GREEN BUTTON
IS ON.
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AND THE--
THE RED BUTTON IS OFF.
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OH. OR IS IT
THE GREEN BUTTON
IS PERCOLATE,
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AND THE RED BUTTON
IS ESPERANTO?
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AH, FORGET IT.
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IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME,
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COME GET SOME.
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[SNORING]
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AH, ISN'T HE PRECIOUS?
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DID YOU SEE THAT, CADET?
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[SNORING]
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AH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
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THEY'RE BOTH PRECIOUS.
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COME ON, LITTLE ONE.
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TIME TO TAKE YOUR BATH.
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YOU, TOO, RIP VAN WINKLE.
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* SLEEP, MY BABIES,
GENTLY SLEEPING *
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* SLEEP, SLEEP, SLEEP
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HOORAY!
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YAHOO!
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HA HA!
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I'M SURE GLAD TO BE BACK
TO MY SAME OLD SELF.
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YEAH. EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
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UH, SPEAKING OF NORMAL,
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I DO BELIEVE THAT
WE ARE SWORN ENEMIES.
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DO I FEEL A SNEEZE
COMING ON?
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YOU WOULDN'T DARE.
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AH...
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DON'T DO IT!
AH...
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I WANT MY MOMMY!
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AH-CHOO!
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AAH!
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FEROCIOUS OCTEGERIUS!
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AAH!
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LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
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ALL'S WELL
THAT ENDS WELL.
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HA HA HA!
IT'S A PUN.
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I--I GET IT.
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[ARGUING]
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Man: OH, YEAH?
YOUR MOTHER!
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[GLASS BREAKS]
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WOW. NOT GOOD.
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Dodgers:
HEY THERE, I.Q.
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HOW'S THE PEACE TREATY
COMING ALONG?
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OH, WE'RE MAKING
SOME REAL PROGRESS.
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[CRASHING, SHOUTING]
248
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,948
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
249
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,884
DODGERS, I'VE GOT
AN IMPORTANT MISSION
FOR YOU.
250
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,285
MAKE IT QUICK.
I'M ON MY BREAK.
251
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,554
OUR GALAXY STANDS
ON THE BRINK OF WAR.
252
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,624
THE ONLY BEING THAT CAN
NEGOTIATE THIS PEACE TREATY
IS OZMO,
253
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,093
THE WISE
ALIEN PHILOSOPHER.
254
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,062
GIVE ME THAT.
LISTEN CAREFULLY.
255
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:19,132
YOU ARE TO GO GET
OZMO AND BRING HIM
BACK HERE SAFELY.
256
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,202
NOW!
257
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,670
GO!
258
00:13:23,736 --> 00:13:25,205
RIGHT NOW!
259
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:29,176
OK, BUT I'M BANKING
THE LAST 5 MINUTES
OF MY BREAK.
260
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,214
MM. MM.
261
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,149
[SIREN WAILS]
262
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,854
IT SURE WAS NICE
OF THAT POLICE OFFICER
TO LOAN YOU HIS CAR.
263
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,255
WHAT POLICE OFFICER?
264
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,058
YOU KNOW--THE ONE
YOU ASKED TO BORROW
THIS CAR.
265
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,328
I DIDN'T ASK ANYBODY
TO B-BORROW THIS CAR.
266
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:49,662
I THOUGHT YOU DID.
267
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,199
YES, IT SURE WAS
NICE OF HIM.
268
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,045
WE'RE HERE TO PICK UP
THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER.
269
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,346
IS THE OLD GEEZER READY?
270
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:10,150
WHY, YES. OZMO HAS BEEN
WAITING FOR YOU.
271
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:10,984
[LAUGHS]
272
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,419
THAT'S A BABY.
273
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,254
OF COURSE IT'S A BABY.
274
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,956
MEMBERS OF
OZMO'S SPECIES
275
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,824
ARE BORN WITH
AMAZING BRILLIANCE.
276
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:21,328
AND THIS LITTLE CUTIE
IS ESPECIALLY GIFTED.
277
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:25,232
HOWEVER, HE STILL
HAS THE PHYSICAL NEEDS
OF AN INFANT.
278
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,399
YUCK.
279
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,168
HE'S SO CUTE.
280
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,504
HEY, HE'S GONNA T-T-TA--
UH, SAY SOMETHING.
281
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:36,209
A GENTLE HAND MAY LEAD
AN ELEPHANT BY A HAIR.
282
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,077
COOL.
283
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,578
DO ME NEXT.
DO ME NEXT!
284
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:42,715
A MAN WHO NEVER MADE A MISTAKE
NEVER MADE ANYTHING.
285
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,118
I'M GONNA USE THAT ONE
ON I.Q. HI.
286
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:48,055
Ozmo: A SINGLE ARROW
IS EASILY BROKEN.
287
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,490
A BUNDLE OF 10 IS NOT.
288
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,726
PLEASE ALL, AND YOU
WILL SOON PLEASE NONE.
289
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,128
HA HA!
290
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,230
SAVE SOME OF THAT MAGIC
FOR THE NEGOTIATIONS.
291
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,300
Martian Commander:
ATTACK!
292
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,868
YOU OK, CADET?
293
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:02,869
I'M OK,
294
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,071
BUT WHERE'S OZMO?
295
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,538
Martian Commander:
HA HA HA.
296
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,275
CAN'T EVEN MIND A BABY.
297
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,978
Cadet: NO!
298
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,779
HE'S GOT A BABY.
299
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,147
RIGHT.
300
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,316
TOO BAD.
THAT'S THAT.
301
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,518
N-NO, IT'S NOT.
302
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,620
YOU GO BACK
TO HEADQUARTERS
AND STALL FOR TIME.
303
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,322
I'LL GO AFTER OZMO.
304
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,357
AWAYYY!
305
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,294
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
306
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,429
HMM...
307
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,298
AWAYYY!
308
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,237
OH, TAXI...
309
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,077
I THINK HE'S GOING
TO SAY SOMETHING.
310
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:49,749
ONE FATHER IS MORE
THAN 100 SCHOOLMASTERS.
311
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,185
OH, FATHER.
312
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,853
COMMANDER,
WE'RE BEING PURSUED.
313
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,990
CENTURIONS,
ELIMINATE THAT PIG.
314
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:04,531
BREAK OFF, M-1.
I'VE GOT HIM RIGHT
WHERE I WANT HIM.
315
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,867
I'VE GOT HIM.
316
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,836
I'VE GOT HIM.
317
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,504
I'VE LOST HIM.
318
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,273
HE JUST DISAPPEARED.
319
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,877
I SEE HIM. HOLD STILL.
HOLD VERY STILL.
320
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,479
WHOOPS. YOU MOVED.
321
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,848
I SAID, "HOLD STILL."
322
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,484
HE MOVED, RIGHT?
YOU SAW IT.
323
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,586
HEY. HOLD STILL.
324
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,032
THIS IS FOR M-2.
325
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,601
EVEN THOUGH HE MOVED
AND WAS PARTIALLY TO BLAME,
326
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,436
IT'S MOSTLY YOUR FAULT.
327
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:47,840
WHAT IS THAT THING?
328
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:51,544
IT LOOKS LIKE
A GIANT GOLF CLUB
COMING RIGHT FOR MY--
329
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,546
MY HEAD.
330
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,383
HUH. IT LANDED
RIGHT ON THE GREEN.
331
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,887
COME BACK HERE WITH
THAT BABY PHILOSOPHER.
332
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:05,392
IT'S TIME TO GIVE THIS
PERSISTENT PORKER THE SLIP.
333
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,394
[ARGUING]
334
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,031
ALL RIGHT.
335
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,566
I JUST NEED TO STALL
FOR A FEW MINUTES
336
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,935
UNTIL THE CADET
BRINGS OZMO BACK.
337
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:19,038
THIS BABY GETUP
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
338
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,243
YES?
339
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,678
GOO GOO. GAA GAA.
340
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,447
OZMO, IS THAT YOU?
341
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:29,015
HMM...
342
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,519
A PENNY SAVED
IS A PENNY EARNED.
343
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,521
OZMO, IT IS YOU!
344
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,624
THE PEACE CONFERENCE
IS SAVED.
345
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,131
GIVE IT UP, MARTIAN.
346
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:48,535
ONE MORE STEP,
AND IT'S BYE-BYE, BABY.
347
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,005
[WAILING]
348
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,341
THERE, THERE.
349
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,042
I WAS JUST MAKING
AN EMPTY THREAT.
350
00:17:56,109 --> 00:18:00,180
NO ONE IS GOING
TO PULVERIZE THE LITTLE
COOKIE WOOKUMS.
351
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,882
NOW LET'S PUT THE BABY
IN HIS CARRIAGE
352
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,285
FOR A LITTLE NAPPY WAPPY.
353
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,454
OZMO'S COMING WITH ME.
354
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,355
SHH!
355
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,191
CAN'T YOU SEE
THE BABY'S SLEEPING?
356
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,925
[WHISPERING]
Oh, uh, sorry.
357
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,528
I said, OZMO's
coming with me.
358
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,029
NO, HE'S NOT.
359
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,232
I'M TAKING HIM
TO THE MARTIAN HIGH COMMAND.
360
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:22,869
Th-that baby's
going to the
Galactic Protectorate.
361
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,337
[GASPS]
362
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,608
AAH!
363
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,777
[ARGUING]
364
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:34,847
LET'S SEE THIS GUY!
365
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:35,815
YEAH!
366
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,650
BRING OUT THE PHILOSOPHER!
367
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,486
OK, THEY SEEMED TO HAVE
CALMED DOWN A BIT
368
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,354
SINCE I THREW IN
THAT GOAT CARCASS.
369
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,955
I'LL INTRODUCE YOU.
370
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,824
Voice: BOO!
371
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,892
ESTEEMED DELEGATES--
372
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,494
Voice: AH, SHUT UP!
373
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,028
WE ARE PROUD TO BRING YOU--
374
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,029
Voice: HACK!
375
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,131
THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER--
376
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,633
OZMO.
377
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,035
OK, I WARMED THEM UP
FOR YOU. GOOD LUCK.
378
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:57,036
THANKS, DOC.
379
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,038
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
REALLY.
380
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,073
IT'S A BABY.
381
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,375
A BABY CHICKEN.
382
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,278
WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE THEY?
383
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,450
Cadet and Martian Commander:
COME BACK, BABY!
384
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,053
Both: AAH!
385
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,055
I'LL T-TAKE IT FROM HERE.
386
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,525
RIGHT BEHIND YOU,
TUBBY.
387
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,994
[BOTH GRUNT]
388
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:25,064
[BOTH PANT, LAUGH]
389
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,300
[BOTH SCREAM]
390
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,309
AAH!
AAH!
391
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,213
[BOTH SCREAM]
392
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,315
I THINK WE'RE SAFE.
393
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:46,386
[BOTH SCREAM]
394
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,530
[CROWD GRUMBLING]
395
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,433
Dodgers, thinking:
MUST STALL FOR TIME.
396
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,337
[YAWNS]
397
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,279
UH, GO FOR IT?
398
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,613
GO FOR IT.
399
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,350
HANG ON TO THAT CHAIN.
400
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,256
HANG ON TO THAT BABY.
401
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,261
AAH!
402
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,263
AAH!
403
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,366
[SCREAMING]
404
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,341
[MARTIAN COMMANDER
SCREAMING]
405
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:47,347
MOST OF ME IS
IN CONSIDERABLE PAIN,
406
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:50,450
BUT MY BOTTOM
IS SOFT AND FRESH.
407
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:55,955
IF YOU WANT TO SEE
WHAT QUALITIES A MAN LACKS,
408
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,224
OBSERVE THOSE
HE BOASTS ABOUT.
409
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,693
[OOHING AND AHING]
410
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,400
NEVER BELCH
INTO A STRONG WIND.
411
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,403
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
412
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,477
PICK UP DRY CLEANING
ON THURSDAY.
413
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,984
OZMO REALLY HAS THEM
EATING OUT OF HIS HANDS.
414
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,319
DOESN'T HE, OZMO?
415
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,187
DODGERS!
416
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,323
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
417
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,692
[CROWD GRUMBLING]
418
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,163
Man: THE BABY'S ALL RIGHT.
419
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,331
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
420
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,566
[SNIFFS]
421
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,967
YOU WEARING TALCUM POWDER?
422
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:43,670
SHH! I THINK THE BABY'S
GONNA SAY SOMETHING.
423
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,340
PEACE WON BY COMPROMISE
424
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:50,910
IS USUALLY
A SHORT-LIVED ACHIEVEMENT.
425
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,580
TO BE PREPARED FOR WAR
426
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:58,451
IS ONE OF THE MOST EFFECTIVE
WAYS OF PRESERVING PEACE.
427
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:02,455
TO ARMS! TO ARMS! YE BRAVE!
428
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,257
THE AVENGING SWORD
UNSHEATHE.
429
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,293
MARCH ON! MARCH ON!
430
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,863
ALL HEARTS RESOLVED
ON VICTORY OR DEATH.
431
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:15,234
THAT BABY TOOK THE WORDS
RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!
432
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,303
[SHOUTING]
433
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,304
WHAT'S HA--
434
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,206
[STUTTERING]
435
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,273
WHAT?
436
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,376
WELL, IT JUST GOES
TO SHOW YOU,
437
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,813
KIDS SAY
THE DARNEDEST THINGS.
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