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* FROZEN IN
A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE *
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* BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE
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* SURVIVE?
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* DUCK DODGERS
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* OF THE 24th
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* AND 1/2 CENTURY
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* PROTECTING THE POWERLESS
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* AND THE WEAK
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* DUCK DODGERS
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* HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY
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* IN THE 24th
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* AND 1/2 CENTURY
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Duck Dodgers:
THIS IS THE UNIVERSE.
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I WORK HERE
IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY--
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THAT IS,
SINCE I WAS THAWED OUT
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AFTER BEING ACCIDENTALLY FROZEN
351 YEARS AGO.
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YEP. DUCK DODGERS.
THAT'S ME.
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I JOINED EARTH'S
GALACTIC PROTECTORATE,
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AND THEY GAVE ME
MY VERY OWN CREW.
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YES, SIR. THE PROTECTORATE
IS A SWELL OUTFIT.
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THEY PROTECT EARTH
FROM MARTIAN ATTACKS
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AND DO LOTS
OF OTHER GOOD STUFF...
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EXCEPT FOR TODAY.
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TODAY, THEY PLAN
TO COURT-MARTIAL ME
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AND THROW ME IN JAIL.
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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Judge: ORDER! ORDER!
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THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER.
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WHO BRINGS THE CHARGES
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AGAINST THIS
PROTECTORATE OFFICER?
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I DO, YOUR HONOR.
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CAPTAIN
STAR JOHNSON.
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I CHARGE
DUCK DODGERS WITH
GROSS INCOMPETENCE
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AND THE DERELICTION
OF DUTY
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IN FIGHTING
THE MARTIANS.
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[GRUMBLING]
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I CALL
DR. I.Q. HI
TO THE STAND.
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HEY, DOC.
DON'T FORGET TO MENTION
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MY 60 HOURS
OF COMMUNITY SERVICE.
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YOU ARE THE CHIEF SCIENTIST
FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE,
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ARE YOU NOT?
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I CONFESS!
I DID IT! I DID IT!
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AHEM. THIS TRIAL
ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
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IT'S ABOUT DODGERS.
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OH, YES. OF COURSE.
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UH, FUNNY HOW
A GUILTY CONSCIENCE
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PLAYS TRICKS
ON THE MIND.
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CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE COURT
YOUR ROLE IN THIS AFFAIR?
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WELL, I GUESS,
IN A WAY,
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I'M RESPONSIBLE
FOR ALL OF THIS.
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NOT IN ANY
CRIMINAL RESPECT.
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I MEAN THAT
I REVIVED DODGERS
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FROM A STATE
OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION.
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I WAS ABLE
TO BRING HIM BACK
USING THE SCIENCE
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OF THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY.
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AIN'T THE FUTURE GREAT?
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AFTER THAT,
I WAS ABLE TO SECURE
HIM AN APPOINTMENT
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TO STARSHIP CAPTAIN
FOR THE PROTECTORATE.
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AND WHAT WAS
YOUR MOTIVE FOR THIS?
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WELL,
HE'S A GREAT ASSET.
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HIS COMING
FROM THE PAST
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PROVIDES US
WITH A UNIQUE
PERSPECTIVE.
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IT'S PRETTY
STANDARD SCI-FI
REASONING.
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WHAT ORDERS
DID YOU GIVE DODGERS
ON JUNE 23 OF THIS YEAR?
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DODGERS WAS ASSIGNED
THE IMPORTANT DUTY
OF MOON PATROL.
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YOUR HONOR, AS MY FIRST
PIECE OF EVIDENCE,
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I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE
THE HOLO-PROJECTION RECORDS
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FROM THIS INCIDENT.
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Woman: OH, MANFRED,
OUR LOVE JUST
CANNOT BE.
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SHAMELESS HUSSY.
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UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS.
YO.
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DIDN'T I.Q. HI
TELL US
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TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT
FOR MARTIANS?
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THAT HE DID...
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AND I DON'T SEE
ANY MARTIANS.
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I JUST FIGURED WE
COULD BE, YOU KNOW,
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ACTIVELY SCANNING SPACE
FOR ENEMY SHIPS.
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WHY DON'T YOU
ACTIVELY SCAN
MY PERSONAL BATHROOM
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FOR WHAT'S GIVING OFF
THAT FUNKY SMELL?
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B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN.
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THAT'LL BE ALL,
CADET.
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I'LL GIVE HIM
A FUNKY SMELL.
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I CAN HEAR YOU.
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ROBOT CENTURION,
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IS THE FLEET IN POSITION?
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YES, COMMANDER,
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SAFELY HIDDEN
ON THE DARK SIDE
OF THE MOON.
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PEACHY.
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Centurion: COMMANDER,
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WE'VE DETECTED
A PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT.
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WHAT?!
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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[PANTING]
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WHAT DOES HE DO
IN THAT BATHROOM?
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ENGINE NOISES?
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WHY, THERE SHOULDN'T BE
ANOTHER SHIP FOR...
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MILES.
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[GASP]
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CAPTAIN DODGERS!
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[STUTTERING]
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FIND YOUR CENTER,
HONEY-BAKED.
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M-M-MARTIANS!
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DID YOU SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT MARTIANS?
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AAH!
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PREPARE FOR
EMERGENCY EVASION.
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FIRE THE OVERTHRUSTERS!
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UH, CHECK.
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ENGAGE THE SUPERDRIVE.
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SUPERDRIVE ENGAGED.
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DEPLOY THE...
THE, UM...
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I THINK IT'S
THE YELLOW BUTTON.
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IT'S, UH,
USUALLY FLASHING.
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IT MAKES THE ENGINE
GO WHOOSH!
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THE ENEMY SHIP
HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED,
COMMANDER.
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IT'S DUCK DODGERS.
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DODGERS?!
VAPORIZE HIM.
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OOH!
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DAMAGE REPORT.
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I THINK
I'M GONNA BE...OK.
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NOT YOU, STUPID.
THE SHIP!
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OH. THE SHIP'S
MESSED UP.
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[CRASH]
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WHOA!
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CADET, YOU CAN HACK
INTO THE EARTH'S
DEFENSIVE SHIELD
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WITH THIS COMPUTER
DOOHICKEY, CAN'T YOU?
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THAT WOULD BE
AGAINST REG--REG--
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THAT'S A NO-NO.
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[CRASH]
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I'M ON IT. WE'RE IN.
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YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
AT THIS.
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NOW SLIDE OVER
AND WATCH A PRO AT WORK.
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JUST A MATTER OF PRESSING
A FEW BUTTONS.
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QUICK! THE MARTIANS
ARE RIGHT BEHIND US!
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AND THE SHIELD IS READY
TO BE ENERGIZED...
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NOW!
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UH, YOU DESTROYED
THE SHIELD.
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THAT MEANS THE EARTH
IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED!
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Star Johnson:
THAT BRINGS US
TO THE NEXT COUNT.
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DUCK DODGERS WENT AWOL
DURING A FULL-SCALE
MARTIAN ATTACK.
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Man: THROW HIM IN JAIL!
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THE ONLY THING
THAT SPARED US
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WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT
ONBOARD THE MARTIAN SHIP.
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I OBJECT!
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ON WHAT GROUNDS?
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ON THE GROUNDS,
SIR,
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THAT I AM
THAT FREAK ACCIDENT.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU'LL SEE
WHEN I PRESENT
MY GLORIOUS DEFENSE.
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I CALL MY ONE AND ONLY
SURPRISE WITNESS,
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THE MARTIAN QUEEN.
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I SURE HOPE DODGERS
KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING.
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I PRESENT
HER EXCELLENCE,
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THE QUEEN OF MARS!
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THANK YOU FOR HONORING
THE UNIVERSAL COURT TREATY
OF 2173, YOUR HIGHNESS.
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PLEASE,
TAKE THE WITNESS STAND.
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IT SURE LOOKS
LIKE HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING.
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SO, MY RAVEN-HAIRED
BEAUTY,
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PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME
FOR THE COURT.
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I DON'T HAVE
RAVEN HAIR.
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MY HAIR IS WHITE
AS SNOW.
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DON'T TRY AND PULL ANY
OF YOUR MARTIAN TRICKS.
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IDENTIFY YOURSELF!
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I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS.
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AHA. I KNEW
YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.
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YOU SUMMONED ME HERE,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
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WHY, YES, I DID.
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I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING.
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YOUR HIGHNESS,
WHEN I SUBPOENAED YOU
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TO TESTIFY BEFORE
THIS AUGUST BODY,
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I REQUESTED A COPY
OF THE HOLO-RECORDINGS
FROM YOUR COMMAND SHIP.
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HAVE YOU COMPLIED?
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YES, I HAVE.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE
IS A COMPILATION
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OF PROTECTORATE
AND MARTIAN HOLO-RECORDS
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THAT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH.
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CAST YOUR EYES
ON YONDER VIEW SCREEN
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AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED.
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TH-TH-THAT MEANS
THE EARTH IS
D-D-D-D-DOOMED!
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NOT WHILE
I'M ON THE JOB.
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LET'S SEE.
MAYBE WE'VE GOT SOME KIND
OF SPECIAL WEAPON.
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WHAT'S IN THE HOLD?
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473,000 POUNDS
OF RUSSET
IDAHO POTATOES.
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POTATOES.
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UH, YEAH. POTATOES.
HA HA HA!
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I GUESS THE EARTH
REALLY IS DOOMED.
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MAYBE, BUT THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE NOT.
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MEET ME
IN THE CARGO HOLD
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AND DON'T FORGET
YOUR POTATO PEELER.
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COMMANDER,
EARTH IS DEFENSELESS.
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NOW IS OUR TIME
TO STRIKE.
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EXCELLENT.
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WE'LL PUMMEL
THEIR CITIES
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WITH OUR
ANTIMATTER ROCKETS.
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BRING THE WEAPONS
ON-LINE.
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NO. I MEAN NOW
IS AN EXCELLENT TIME
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FOR MY ROBOT BROTHERS
AND I TO GO ON STRIKE.
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WE HAVEN'T HAD A COST
OF LIVING INCREASE
IN YEARS.
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FIRST, YOU DESTROY
THE EARTH,
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THEN MAYBE
WE'LL DISCUSS
HAVING SUNDAYS OFF.
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POWER TO THE WORKERS!
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HOW'S OPERATION SPUD
GOING, CADET?
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24,323 POUNDS DOWN.
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448,677 POUNDS TO GO.
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[CLANKING]
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EXCELLENT. KEEP PEELING.
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TARGET THE EARTH CITIES.
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[BEEPING]
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EARTH CITIES TARGETED.
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I'M CLOSING IN
ON THE MARTIAN SHIP.
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ARE THOSE POTATOES READY, CADET?
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L-L-LAST ONE.
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I'M ONLY GONNA GET
ONE PASS AT THIS.
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Cadet: TRUST YOUR
FEELINGS, CAPTAIN.
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NAH. I'M PRETTY SURE
I'M GONNA USE THIS EXPENSIVE
TARGETING COMPUTER.
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THE WEAPONS ARE READY,
COMMANDER.
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ON MY COMMAND.
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I WISH TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT.
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TARGET IN RANGE.
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[BEEPING]
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FIRE!
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FIRE!
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YIPPEE!
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CRUD.
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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT.
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INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTION
AND MAYHEM,
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DELICIOUS SALTY SNACKS
RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS,
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COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD DUCK DODGERS.
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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ORDER IN THE COURT.
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THIS TRIAL IS NOT OVER
UNTIL I RENDER MY DECISION,
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AND IN THE TRIAL
OF DUCK DODGERS,
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I FIND THE DEFENDANT...
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100%...
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00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,572
NOT GUILTY.
236
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,307
[CHEERING]
237
00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,378
SALTY SNACKS?
238
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,880
WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME
239
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,215
HE WAS SUCH
A TACTICAL GENIUS?
240
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,616
WHO KNEW?
241
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,386
DODGERS, I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
242
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:30,157
MAYBE YOU ARE
A GREAT PROTECTORATE
SPACE CAPTAIN.
243
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,992
I.Q. HI:
DODGERS, I JUST
GOT THE BILL
244
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,061
FOR THE PLANETWIDE
POTATO CHIP CLEANUP.
245
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,297
YOU OWE US
48 MILLION TRILLION
ASTRO DOLLARS.
246
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,667
IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'LL BE WORKING
NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS
247
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,071
FOR THE NEXT
350 YEARS.
248
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:48,175
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE JOB SECURITY.
249
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,487
THIS MAY BE THE END.
250
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,022
SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT.
251
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,557
I CAN'T REMEMBER
A MORE DIRE SITUATION.
252
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,026
Announcer:
WELL, THIS IS IT.
253
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:06,960
THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH
WITH TWO OUTS
254
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,195
AND TWO MEN ON BASE.
255
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,064
HERE'S THE WINDUP
AND THE PITCH.
256
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,901
Computer:
RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S.
257
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,203
WHAT?! PUT IT BACK.
PUT IT BACK!
258
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,004
[CLICK]
259
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,305
HA HA HA!
HEY, KIDS!
260
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,940
Male voice: OUR WORLD
HAS BEEN INVADED
261
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,241
BY A HOSTILE LIFE FORM
262
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,877
INTENT ON DESTROYING
ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANET.
263
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,113
RESCUE US FROM
OUR TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT.
264
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,449
WE IMPLORE YOU
TO DO YOUR DUTY
AS A PROTECTORATE--
265
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,618
BOY, DOES HE HAVE
THE WRONG NUMBER.
266
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,719
WHAT WAS THAT?
267
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,454
JUST A PEANUT BUTTER
COMMERCIAL.
268
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,357
THAT'S FUNNY.
IT SOUNDED LIKE
AN URGENT S.O.S. TO ME.
269
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:42,062
WELL, CADET,
I BELIEVE YOU ARE
SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN.
270
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,932
Computer:
RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S.
271
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,368
OR MAYBE
I WAS SADLY,
SADLY MISTAKEN.
272
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,178
CADET, I'VE LANDED
ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
273
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,379
DO YOU READ ME?
274
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,281
LOUD AND CLEAR, CAPTAIN.
275
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,917
BREATHTAKING.
276
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,219
YES, SIR. A REAL HONEY
OF A PLACE.
277
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,520
[SPLAT]
278
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,423
ALL RIGHT. WHO FORGOT
TO CLEAN UP AFTER FIDO?
279
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,593
THE CAPTAIN
STEPPED IN POO AGAIN.
HA HA HA!
280
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,662
YUCK,
AND THESE ARE NEW BOOTS.
281
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,230
THERE.
282
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,598
HEY, DOWN HERE.
283
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,300
YES. A HONEY
OF A PLACE WITH--
284
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,301
DOWN HERE.
285
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,269
WE ARE THE GOOZERS,
286
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,037
AND WE HAVE
SUMMONED YOU HERE.
287
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,240
SOME OF THE MOST
HIDEOUS, REVOLTING,
YUCKY, STINKY,
288
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,677
CREEPY, SMELLY,
PUKEY, NASTY,
289
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,881
GROSSENHEIMER,
SLUG-LIKE ALIENS.
290
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,983
DID I MENTION
THEY'RE SICKENING,
GHASTLY,
291
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,918
PUSTULE-LOOKING
CREATURES?
292
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,119
UH, C-C-CAPTAIN,
293
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,288
HADN'T YOU BETTER
BEGIN THE OPERATION?
294
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,491
THIS WILL BE A PLEASURE.
DODGERS OUT.
295
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,193
[ENGINE STARTS]
296
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,695
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
297
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,398
COME TO PAPA, PUSBUCKETS.
298
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,765
BUT WE...
299
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,067
[MUFFLED]
CALLED YOU.
300
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,037
LIKE SHOOTING MONKEYS
AT THE ZOO.
301
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,840
YEE-HAW!
302
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,376
BOOGER. 12:00.
303
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:07,080
THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME MISUNDERSTANDING.
304
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,681
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING.
305
00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,851
DID HE FIRE 6 SHOTS
OR ONLY 5?
306
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,686
WELL, DUE TO A PREVIOUS
HEAD INJURY,
307
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,889
I KIND OF LOST TRACK
MYSELF,
308
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,258
SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU
THE QUESTION.
309
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,628
DO YOU FEEL LUCKY,
PUNK?
310
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,330
[SPLAT]
311
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,099
I'M SORRY WE HAD
TO TACKLE YOU, CAPTAIN.
312
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,069
AAH! GET THEM OFF ME! AAH!
313
00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,671
YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME,
YOU EVIL ALIEN INVADERS!
314
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,307
LIKE, WHAT DID I EVER
DO TO YOU?
315
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,345
WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO TELL YOU IS,
316
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,081
All: WE'RE NOT
THE EVIL INVADERS.
317
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,916
WE SENT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL.
318
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,152
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
SHOULD HAVE SAID
SOMETHING
319
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,420
BEFORE I STARTED
FREEZING EVERYBODY.
320
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,755
BUT WE--
SAY,
321
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,390
IF YOU DISGUSTING
SCUMBALLS
322
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,791
AREN'T THE INVADERS,
323
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,326
THEN WHO IS?
324
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,327
THEY ARE.
325
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,664
THEY'RE
THE CATAPOIDS,
326
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,366
AND THEY MUST
BE STOPPED
327
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,667
BEFORE THE SUN SETS.
328
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,070
LET'S NOT BE
TOO HASTY, GOO BOY.
329
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:07,207
I'LL HANDLE
THIS INVESTIGATION
PERSONALLY.
330
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,410
HOLD ON, GIRLS!
DADDY'S COMING!
331
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,149
NOW TO FIND CAPTAIN DODGERS.
332
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,351
Goozer:
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE OK.
333
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,219
JUST STAY COOL.
334
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,188
SORRY.
FIGURE OF SPEECH.
335
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,822
EXCUSE ME,
MY FINE PUSTULE,
336
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,557
B-B-BUT HAVE YOU
SEEN CAPTAIN DODGERS?
337
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,393
NOT SINCE
HE CONFUSED US
WITH THE INVADERS
338
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,095
AND DROVE AROUND
LIKE A MANIAC,
339
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,063
SHOOTING AT US
WITH THAT STUPID
FREEZE RAY,
340
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,364
INCAPACITATING
MOST OF US,
341
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,100
ESPECIALLY
THE WOMEN,
THE CHILDREN,
342
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,401
THE ELDERLY,
THE WEAK,
AND THE SICK,
343
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,103
AND THEN HE LEFT US
TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS
344
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,937
SO HE COULD
FRATERNIZE WITH
THE EVIL INVADERS.
345
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,307
HA HA HA!
GOOD OLD CAPTAIN DODGERS.
346
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,175
UH, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE HE IS?
347
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,144
HE'S WITH THEM--
THE CATAPOIDS--
348
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,912
AND HE'S IN
INCREDIBLE DANGER,
349
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,449
FOR AT SUNSET,
THEY WILL TURN.
350
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,084
UH, T-T-TURN?
351
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,785
OH, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND GOOD.
352
00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,156
HURRY! YOU'VE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING BEFORE
IT'S TOO LATE!
353
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,490
UH, T-T-TOO LATE?
354
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,228
YES. TOO LATE.
355
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,097
Duck Dodgers:
IT'S TRUE WE'VE ONLY
KNOWN EACH OTHER
356
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,732
FOR 6 1/2 HOURS,
357
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,836
BUT I ALREADY FEEL
A DEEP SPIRITUAL
CONNECTION WITH YOU.
358
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,438
BY THE WAY,
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
359
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,274
[HISSING]
360
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,744
RIGHT. I'LL JUST
CALL YOU COOKIE.
361
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,548
POTATOES, CARROTS,
AND ONIONS.
362
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,684
NOW I KNOW WHAT
A POT ROAST FEELS LIKE.
363
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,057
GREAT VIEW.
364
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,960
SAY, THIS ONE'S
A LITTLE LOOSE.
365
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,262
THANKS.
366
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,997
YOU ARE A NAUGHTY
LITTLE MINX,
AREN'T YOU?
367
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,266
[HISSING]
368
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,236
MOTHER WARNED ME
ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU.
369
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,205
THE CAPTAIN'S
IN TR-TR-TR--
370
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,207
OH, HE'S IN FOR
A WORLD OF HURT.
371
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,009
WHAT'S THIS?
MORE FOOD.
372
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,211
THANK YOU,
MY BEAUTY.
373
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,846
EACH GIRL
MORE LOVELY
THAN THE LAST.
374
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,682
STEP FORWARD,
MY EXOTIC BEAUTY,
375
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,285
FOR I AM
A GENTLE LOVER.
376
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,355
YOUR BREATHTAKING BEAUTY
INTOXICATES ME.
377
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,591
HELLO, SIR.
YOU CAN TALK!
378
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,792
AMERICAN!
379
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,260
OF COURSE I CAN,
CAPTAIN DODGERS.
380
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,262
OH, MY GOSH.
HOW'D YOU KNOW
MY NAME?
381
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,198
SIR, I'M THE CADET.
382
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,699
YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS.
383
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,635
YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME
AS MY ASSISTANT.
384
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,504
SIR,
IT'S J-J-JUST ME.
385
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,571
I'M WEARING A WIG.
386
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,972
ME, TOO!
387
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,541
TECHNICALLY,
IT'S A TOUPEE--
388
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,777
VERY EXPENSIVE FROM
A NATIONALLY KNOWN
HAIR ASSOCIATION.
389
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,079
WHERE'D YOU
GET YOURS?
390
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,680
WELL, I JUST MADE IT
A FEW MINUTES AGO
391
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,150
FROM SOME WEEDS I FOUND
OUT IN THE WOODS.
392
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,451
MAN, I GOT RIPPED OFF.
393
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,786
I PAID A THOUSAND BUCKS
FOR THIS THING.
394
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,190
C-C-CAPTAIN,
I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN
A BIT OFF TRACK.
395
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,491
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE CADET?
396
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,059
VAGUELY.
397
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,361
TRY AND PICTURE HIM.
398
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,229
OK.
399
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,331
NOW PICTURE ME.
GOT IT.
400
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,399
EH, DO YOU NOTICE
ANY SIMILARITIES?
401
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,401
NOPE.
ABSOLUTELY NONE.
402
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,372
TRY A LITTLE HARDER.
C-C-CONCENTRATE.
403
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,508
CADET?
404
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,243
UH, YES.
405
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,645
YOU'RE A WOMAN?
406
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,516
NO! THIS IS JUST
A STUPID DISGUISE!
407
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,018
I PUT IT ON
SO I COULD SNEAK IN
AND RESCUE YOU!
408
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,787
OH, BUT I DON'T
WANT TO BE RESCUED.
409
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:12,225
I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE
A NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF
HERE WITH THESE GIRLS.
410
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,527
B-B-BUT, SIR,
THEY'RE NOT REALLY GIRLS.
411
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,296
DON'T YOU THINK
I CAN TELL
THE DIFFERENCE
412
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,465
BETWEEN A REAL GIRL
AND AN IMPOSTER?
413
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,599
WELL...
414
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,435
GIRLS, TAKE THIS
HOME-WRECKER
INTO CUSTODY.
415
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,572
TIME TO SWITCH TO PLAN "B."
416
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,407
[HISSING]
417
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,546
I'LL USE THIS LAUGHING GAS
TO INCAPACITATE THOSE CATAPOIDS
418
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,049
AND WARN CAPTAIN DODGERS
OF HIS IMMINENT DEMISE.
419
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,219
[CLICK CLICK]
420
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,520
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
421
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,555
CAPTAIN DODGERS SAID
HE INSPECTED THE ARMORY,
422
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,225
AND EVERYTHING
WAS IN TIPTOP SHAPE.
423
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,061
[GRUNTING]
424
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,200
HE NEVER...DOES HIS...
INSPECTIONS!
425
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,236
OH, D-D-DEAR.
426
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,340
NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I HAD IN MIND,
427
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,074
BUT I STILL HAVE TO WARN--
428
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,376
HA HA! OH, MY.
429
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,345
THE LAUGHING GAS IS--HA HA--
TAKING EFFECT.
430
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,548
PROMISE ME
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
THIS SWEET.
431
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,317
[HISSING]
432
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,220
I AM ONE LUCKY DUCK.
433
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:17,224
PSST! CAPTAIN DODGERS,
I'M HERE TO WARN YOU.
434
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,425
WARN ME ABOUT WHAT?
435
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,327
ABOUT THE HORRIBLE
CATAPOIDS.
436
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,828
THE GIRLS--HA HA!
437
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:22,862
THEY'RE NOT
WHAT THEY SEEM.
438
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,264
THEY'RE--HA HA HA!
439
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,233
THEY'RE EVIL MONSTERS.
HA HA HA!
440
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,100
THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA!
THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA!
441
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,102
THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA--
RIP--HA HA HA!
442
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,304
THEY'RE GONNA RIP--HA!
443
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,639
RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HA!
444
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,441
HA HA! AND THEY'LL FEAST--
HA HA HA!
445
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,643
FEAST--HA HA--
ON YOUR FLESH!
446
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,878
HA HA HA!
IN SOME KIND OF--HA HA--
447
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,247
UNHOLY RITUAL!
448
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,316
HA HA HA!
IF THEY'RE GONNA
DO ALL THAT TO ME--
449
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,351
HA HA HA!
450
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,052
WHAT ARE THEY
GONNA DO TO YOU?
451
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,787
HA HA HA!
452
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,890
WELL, I SUPPOSE
THERE WILL BE
A LOT OF--HA HA HA!
453
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,792
A LOT OF SCREAMING!
HA HA HA!
454
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,894
SEVERE PAIN! HA HA HA!
455
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,129
OH, AND THEN
THE PROTECTORATE
456
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,098
WILL HAVE--HA HA!
WILL HAVE--HA HA!
457
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,801
NOTIFY MY MOTHER!
HA HA HA!
458
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,570
HELLO, LADIES! HA!
459
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,038
I'D BETTER GET OUT
OF HERE, HUH? HA HA!
460
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,139
HA HA HA!
461
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,075
YOU BETTER RUN
LIKE THE DICKENS!
462
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,743
HA HA HA!
463
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,814
I GUESS IT'S TIME
TO PULL OUT THE--HA HA HA!
464
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,549
HEAVY ARTILLERY!
465
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,686
HA HA HA!
466
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,124
Duck Dodgers:
THIS PLANET'S SUNSETS
ARE SO LOVELY.
467
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,559
I CAN'T WAIT
TILL WE SETTLE DOWN
468
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,696
AND ENJOY LITTLE MOMENTS
LIKE THESE ALL THE TIME.
469
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,131
[HISSING]
470
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,167
HEH HEH. I JUST LOVE
BABY TALK.
471
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,270
[HISSING]
472
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,513
[ROARING]
473
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,683
WHAT SAY YOU
GIVE US A KISS?
474
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,152
MMM.
475
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,723
COME ON, SWEETHEART.
LAY ONE ON ME.
476
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,858
WOW! WHAT A KISSER!
477
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,927
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
478
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,833
S-S-SPIT OUT THAT DUCK,
YOU BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR, YOU.
479
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,301
[LAUGHING]
480
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,423
48.2 KILOMILES.
481
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,759
A NEW PERSONAL RECORD.
482
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,262
[LAUGHING]
483
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,765
B-B-BYE-BYE, BUGGY.
484
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,038
[BUZZING]
485
00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,642
I THINK YOU HAVE MY DUCK.
486
00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,487
AHH.
487
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,322
AAH! MONSTERS! AAH!
488
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,558
Announcer:
AND THE CHICAGO ANDROIDS
489
00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,695
HAVE BEATEN THE TRANSFARDIANS
OF LATHICA.
490
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,364
OH, PHOOEY.
I MUST HAVE
FALLEN ASLEEP
491
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,165
AND MISSED THE END
OF THE GAME.
492
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,101
I JUST HAD
THE WORST DREAM.
493
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,236
THERE WERE
THESE PRETTY GIRLS
WHO TALKED FUNNY,
494
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,139
AND THEY TURNED
INTO THESE BIG UGLY
CATERPILLAR THINGS
495
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,509
THAT HAD STINKY BREATH.
496
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,544
MAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE!
497
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,313
DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN.
IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM,
498
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,115
AND DREAMS
CAN NEVER HURT YOU.
499
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,550
THAT'S GOOD
TO HEAR...
500
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,885
BECAUSE WHEN I SAW
THIS UGLY THING,
501
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,054
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT
HAVE BEEN REAL.
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