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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:11,179 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * 2 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:17,551 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE 3 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,621 * SURVIVE? 4 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,657 * DUCK DODGERS 5 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,025 * OF THE 24th 6 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:27,795 * AND 1/2 CENTURY 7 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:34,034 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS 8 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,437 * AND THE WEAK 9 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,374 * DUCK DODGERS 10 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:44,578 * HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY 11 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,916 * IN THE 24th 12 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:54,188 * AND 1/2 CENTURY 13 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,442 Duck Dodgers: THIS IS THE UNIVERSE. 14 00:01:14,508 --> 00:01:17,278 I WORK HERE IN THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY-- 15 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,113 THAT IS, SINCE I WAS THAWED OUT 16 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:23,217 AFTER BEING ACCIDENTALLY FROZEN 351 YEARS AGO. 17 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:26,154 YEP. DUCK DODGERS. THAT'S ME. 18 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,122 I JOINED EARTH'S GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, 19 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:30,558 AND THEY GAVE ME MY VERY OWN CREW. 20 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:33,594 YES, SIR. THE PROTECTORATE IS A SWELL OUTFIT. 21 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:36,497 THEY PROTECT EARTH FROM MARTIAN ATTACKS 22 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,866 AND DO LOTS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF... 23 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,569 EXCEPT FOR TODAY. 24 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,305 TODAY, THEY PLAN TO COURT-MARTIAL ME 25 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,839 AND THROW ME IN JAIL. 26 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,642 [CROWD MURMURING] 27 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:51,145 Judge: ORDER! ORDER! 28 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,214 THIS COURT WILL COME TO ORDER. 29 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,482 WHO BRINGS THE CHARGES 30 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,750 AGAINST THIS PROTECTORATE OFFICER? 31 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:58,018 I DO, YOUR HONOR. 32 00:01:58,085 --> 00:01:59,853 CAPTAIN STAR JOHNSON. 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:03,257 I CHARGE DUCK DODGERS WITH GROSS INCOMPETENCE 34 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,992 AND THE DERELICTION OF DUTY 35 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:07,027 IN FIGHTING THE MARTIANS. 36 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,229 [GRUMBLING] 37 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,565 I CALL DR. I.Q. HI TO THE STAND. 38 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,301 HEY, DOC. DON'T FORGET TO MENTION 39 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,503 MY 60 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 40 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,906 YOU ARE THE CHIEF SCIENTIST FOR THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE, 41 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,375 ARE YOU NOT? 42 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,011 I CONFESS! I DID IT! I DID IT! 43 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,247 AHEM. THIS TRIAL ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 44 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:29,082 IT'S ABOUT DODGERS. 45 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,451 OH, YES. OF COURSE. 46 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,253 UH, FUNNY HOW A GUILTY CONSCIENCE 47 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:33,721 PLAYS TRICKS ON THE MIND. 48 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:36,924 CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THE COURT YOUR ROLE IN THIS AFFAIR? 49 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,959 WELL, I GUESS, IN A WAY, 50 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:41,662 I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS. 51 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,097 NOT IN ANY CRIMINAL RESPECT. 52 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,300 I MEAN THAT I REVIVED DODGERS 53 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:48,202 FROM A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION. 54 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:50,871 I WAS ABLE TO BRING HIM BACK USING THE SCIENCE 55 00:02:50,938 --> 00:02:52,706 OF THE 24th 1/2 CENTURY. 56 00:02:52,773 --> 00:02:53,974 AIN'T THE FUTURE GREAT? 57 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,310 AFTER THAT, I WAS ABLE TO SECURE HIM AN APPOINTMENT 58 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,046 TO STARSHIP CAPTAIN FOR THE PROTECTORATE. 59 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:01,081 AND WHAT WAS YOUR MOTIVE FOR THIS? 60 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,016 WELL, HE'S A GREAT ASSET. 61 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:04,385 HIS COMING FROM THE PAST 62 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,153 PROVIDES US WITH A UNIQUE PERSPECTIVE. 63 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,721 IT'S PRETTY STANDARD SCI-FI REASONING. 64 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:11,792 WHAT ORDERS DID YOU GIVE DODGERS ON JUNE 23 OF THIS YEAR? 65 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,829 DODGERS WAS ASSIGNED THE IMPORTANT DUTY OF MOON PATROL. 66 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,366 YOUR HONOR, AS MY FIRST PIECE OF EVIDENCE, 67 00:03:18,432 --> 00:03:21,034 I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE THE HOLO-PROJECTION RECORDS 68 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,970 FROM THIS INCIDENT. 69 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,051 Woman: OH, MANFRED, OUR LOVE JUST CANNOT BE. 70 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,087 SHAMELESS HUSSY. 71 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,055 UH, CAPTAIN DODGERS. YO. 72 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:43,357 DIDN'T I.Q. HI TELL US 73 00:03:43,424 --> 00:03:45,025 TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MARTIANS? 74 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,894 THAT HE DID... 75 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:49,897 AND I DON'T SEE ANY MARTIANS. 76 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,533 I JUST FIGURED WE COULD BE, YOU KNOW, 77 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,635 ACTIVELY SCANNING SPACE FOR ENEMY SHIPS. 78 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:57,405 WHY DON'T YOU ACTIVELY SCAN MY PERSONAL BATHROOM 79 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,808 FOR WHAT'S GIVING OFF THAT FUNKY SMELL? 80 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:01,909 B-B-BUT, CAPTAIN. 81 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,110 THAT'LL BE ALL, CADET. 82 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,978 I'LL GIVE HIM A FUNKY SMELL. 83 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,714 I CAN HEAR YOU. 84 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,123 ROBOT CENTURION, 85 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:17,257 IS THE FLEET IN POSITION? 86 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:18,592 YES, COMMANDER, 87 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:21,094 SAFELY HIDDEN ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. 88 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:23,030 PEACHY. 89 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:28,802 Centurion: COMMANDER, 90 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,204 WE'VE DETECTED A PROTECTORATE SPACECRAFT. 91 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,840 WHAT?! 92 00:04:32,906 --> 00:04:35,142 [TOILET FLUSHES] 93 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,611 [PANTING] 94 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,147 WHAT DOES HE DO IN THAT BATHROOM? 95 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,582 ENGINE NOISES? 96 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:43,751 WHY, THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANOTHER SHIP FOR... 97 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,085 MILES. 98 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,019 [GASP] 99 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,888 CAPTAIN DODGERS! 100 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,057 [STUTTERING] 101 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,093 FIND YOUR CENTER, HONEY-BAKED. 102 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,162 M-M-MARTIANS! 103 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,698 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT MARTIANS? 104 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,199 AAH! 105 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,101 PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY EVASION. 106 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,703 FIRE THE OVERTHRUSTERS! 107 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:03,337 UH, CHECK. 108 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,138 ENGAGE THE SUPERDRIVE. 109 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,073 SUPERDRIVE ENGAGED. 110 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,509 DEPLOY THE... THE, UM... 111 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,143 I THINK IT'S THE YELLOW BUTTON. 112 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,279 IT'S, UH, USUALLY FLASHING. 113 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,482 IT MAKES THE ENGINE GO WHOOSH! 114 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,854 THE ENEMY SHIP HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED, COMMANDER. 115 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,122 IT'S DUCK DODGERS. 116 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:25,526 DODGERS?! VAPORIZE HIM. 117 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,067 OOH! 118 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,168 DAMAGE REPORT. 119 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:39,072 I THINK I'M GONNA BE...OK. 120 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,141 NOT YOU, STUPID. THE SHIP! 121 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,943 OH. THE SHIP'S MESSED UP. 122 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,044 [CRASH] 123 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,549 WHOA! 124 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,788 CADET, YOU CAN HACK INTO THE EARTH'S DEFENSIVE SHIELD 125 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,090 WITH THIS COMPUTER DOOHICKEY, CAN'T YOU? 126 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,159 THAT WOULD BE AGAINST REG--REG-- 127 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,160 THAT'S A NO-NO. 128 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,161 [CRASH] 129 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,163 I'M ON IT. WE'RE IN. 130 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,798 YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. 131 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,468 NOW SLIDE OVER AND WATCH A PRO AT WORK. 132 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,137 JUST A MATTER OF PRESSING A FEW BUTTONS. 133 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,845 QUICK! THE MARTIANS ARE RIGHT BEHIND US! 134 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,751 AND THE SHIELD IS READY TO BE ENERGIZED... 135 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:24,818 NOW! 136 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,693 UH, YOU DESTROYED THE SHIELD. 137 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,896 THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! 138 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:38,065 Star Johnson: THAT BRINGS US TO THE NEXT COUNT. 139 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:42,335 DUCK DODGERS WENT AWOL DURING A FULL-SCALE MARTIAN ATTACK. 140 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,204 Man: THROW HIM IN JAIL! 141 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,506 THE ONLY THING THAT SPARED US 142 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:48,942 WAS A FREAK ACCIDENT ONBOARD THE MARTIAN SHIP. 143 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:49,910 I OBJECT! 144 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,278 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 145 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,546 ON THE GROUNDS, SIR, 146 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,548 THAT I AM THAT FREAK ACCIDENT. 147 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,917 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 148 00:06:56,984 --> 00:07:00,320 YOU'LL SEE WHEN I PRESENT MY GLORIOUS DEFENSE. 149 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:03,557 I CALL MY ONE AND ONLY SURPRISE WITNESS, 150 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:06,193 THE MARTIAN QUEEN. 151 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,534 I SURE HOPE DODGERS KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 152 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,471 I PRESENT HER EXCELLENCE, 153 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,207 THE QUEEN OF MARS! 154 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:24,845 THANK YOU FOR HONORING THE UNIVERSAL COURT TREATY OF 2173, YOUR HIGHNESS. 155 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:26,847 PLEASE, TAKE THE WITNESS STAND. 156 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,616 IT SURE LOOKS LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 157 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:30,551 SO, MY RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY, 158 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,520 PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE COURT. 159 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,421 I DON'T HAVE RAVEN HAIR. 160 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,824 MY HAIR IS WHITE AS SNOW. 161 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:40,227 DON'T TRY AND PULL ANY OF YOUR MARTIAN TRICKS. 162 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:41,328 IDENTIFY YOURSELF! 163 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:43,463 I AM THE QUEEN OF MARS. 164 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,833 AHA. I KNEW YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR. 165 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:49,102 YOU SUMMONED ME HERE, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 166 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,671 WHY, YES, I DID. 167 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,840 I SURE HOPE HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 168 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,442 YOUR HIGHNESS, WHEN I SUBPOENAED YOU 169 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,878 TO TESTIFY BEFORE THIS AUGUST BODY, 170 00:07:57,945 --> 00:08:02,315 I REQUESTED A COPY OF THE HOLO-RECORDINGS FROM YOUR COMMAND SHIP. 171 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,316 HAVE YOU COMPLIED? 172 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,484 YES, I HAVE. 173 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,853 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 174 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:08,388 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS A COMPILATION 175 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,691 OF PROTECTORATE AND MARTIAN HOLO-RECORDS 176 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:13,293 THAT WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH. 177 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,729 CAST YOUR EYES ON YONDER VIEW SCREEN 178 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,699 AND PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. 179 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,869 TH-TH-THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS D-D-D-D-DOOMED! 180 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,137 NOT WHILE I'M ON THE JOB. 181 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:28,108 LET'S SEE. MAYBE WE'VE GOT SOME KIND OF SPECIAL WEAPON. 182 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,209 WHAT'S IN THE HOLD? 183 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:33,113 473,000 POUNDS OF RUSSET IDAHO POTATOES. 184 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:33,981 POTATOES. 185 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,617 UH, YEAH. POTATOES. HA HA HA! 186 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,919 I GUESS THE EARTH REALLY IS DOOMED. 187 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:42,289 MAYBE, BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE NOT. 188 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,791 MEET ME IN THE CARGO HOLD 189 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:47,327 AND DON'T FORGET YOUR POTATO PEELER. 190 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:49,362 COMMANDER, EARTH IS DEFENSELESS. 191 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,164 NOW IS OUR TIME TO STRIKE. 192 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,132 EXCELLENT. 193 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,533 WE'LL PUMMEL THEIR CITIES 194 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,703 WITH OUR ANTIMATTER ROCKETS. 195 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,071 BRING THE WEAPONS ON-LINE. 196 00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:00,674 NO. I MEAN NOW IS AN EXCELLENT TIME 197 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:03,677 FOR MY ROBOT BROTHERS AND I TO GO ON STRIKE. 198 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:06,647 WE HAVEN'T HAD A COST OF LIVING INCREASE IN YEARS. 199 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,148 FIRST, YOU DESTROY THE EARTH, 200 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,585 THEN MAYBE WE'LL DISCUSS HAVING SUNDAYS OFF. 201 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,387 POWER TO THE WORKERS! 202 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:17,090 HOW'S OPERATION SPUD GOING, CADET? 203 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,292 24,323 POUNDS DOWN. 204 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,930 448,677 POUNDS TO GO. 205 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,265 [CLANKING] 206 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:28,736 EXCELLENT. KEEP PEELING. 207 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,373 TARGET THE EARTH CITIES. 208 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,208 [BEEPING] 209 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,245 EARTH CITIES TARGETED. 210 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,985 I'M CLOSING IN ON THE MARTIAN SHIP. 211 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,354 ARE THOSE POTATOES READY, CADET? 212 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,356 L-L-LAST ONE. 213 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,126 I'M ONLY GONNA GET ONE PASS AT THIS. 214 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,328 Cadet: TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, CAPTAIN. 215 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:59,366 NAH. I'M PRETTY SURE I'M GONNA USE THIS EXPENSIVE TARGETING COMPUTER. 216 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,341 THE WEAPONS ARE READY, COMMANDER. 217 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,843 ON MY COMMAND. 218 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:13,380 I WISH TO SAVOR THIS MOMENT. 219 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,414 TARGET IN RANGE. 220 00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,983 [BEEPING] 221 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,384 FIRE! 222 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,024 FIRE! 223 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,406 YIPPEE! 224 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,641 CRUD. 225 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,112 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. 226 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:47,214 INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTION AND MAYHEM, 227 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,951 DELICIOUS SALTY SNACKS RAINED FROM THE HEAVENS, 228 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,787 COURTESY OF YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD DUCK DODGERS. 229 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,655 [CROWD MURMURING] 230 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,290 ORDER IN THE COURT. 231 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:00,861 THIS TRIAL IS NOT OVER UNTIL I RENDER MY DECISION, 232 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:03,430 AND IN THE TRIAL OF DUCK DODGERS, 233 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,365 I FIND THE DEFENDANT... 234 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,204 100%... 235 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,572 NOT GUILTY. 236 00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:14,307 [CHEERING] 237 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:18,378 SALTY SNACKS? 238 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:19,880 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 239 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,215 HE WAS SUCH A TACTICAL GENIUS? 240 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:23,616 WHO KNEW? 241 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,386 DODGERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 242 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:30,157 MAYBE YOU ARE A GREAT PROTECTORATE SPACE CAPTAIN. 243 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,992 I.Q. HI: DODGERS, I JUST GOT THE BILL 244 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,061 FOR THE PLANETWIDE POTATO CHIP CLEANUP. 245 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,297 YOU OWE US 48 MILLION TRILLION ASTRO DOLLARS. 246 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,667 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'LL BE WORKING NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS 247 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:44,071 FOR THE NEXT 350 YEARS. 248 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:48,175 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE JOB SECURITY. 249 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,487 THIS MAY BE THE END. 250 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,022 SUDDEN DEATH IS IMMINENT. 251 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,557 I CAN'T REMEMBER A MORE DIRE SITUATION. 252 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,026 Announcer: WELL, THIS IS IT. 253 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:06,960 THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WITH TWO OUTS 254 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,195 AND TWO MEN ON BASE. 255 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,064 HERE'S THE WINDUP AND THE PITCH. 256 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,901 Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. 257 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,203 WHAT?! PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK! 258 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,004 [CLICK] 259 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,305 HA HA HA! HEY, KIDS! 260 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:19,940 Male voice: OUR WORLD HAS BEEN INVADED 261 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,241 BY A HOSTILE LIFE FORM 262 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,877 INTENT ON DESTROYING ALL LIFE ON OUR PLANET. 263 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,113 RESCUE US FROM OUR TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT. 264 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:29,449 WE IMPLORE YOU TO DO YOUR DUTY AS A PROTECTORATE-- 265 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,618 BOY, DOES HE HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. 266 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,719 WHAT WAS THAT? 267 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,454 JUST A PEANUT BUTTER COMMERCIAL. 268 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,357 THAT'S FUNNY. IT SOUNDED LIKE AN URGENT S.O.S. TO ME. 269 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:42,062 WELL, CADET, I BELIEVE YOU ARE SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. 270 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,932 Computer: RECEIVING URGENT S.O.S. 271 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,368 OR MAYBE I WAS SADLY, SADLY MISTAKEN. 272 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:58,178 CADET, I'VE LANDED ON THE PLANET'S SURFACE. 273 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,379 DO YOU READ ME? 274 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,281 LOUD AND CLEAR, CAPTAIN. 275 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,917 BREATHTAKING. 276 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,219 YES, SIR. A REAL HONEY OF A PLACE. 277 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,520 [SPLAT] 278 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,423 ALL RIGHT. WHO FORGOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER FIDO? 279 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,593 THE CAPTAIN STEPPED IN POO AGAIN. HA HA HA! 280 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,662 YUCK, AND THESE ARE NEW BOOTS. 281 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,230 THERE. 282 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,598 HEY, DOWN HERE. 283 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,300 YES. A HONEY OF A PLACE WITH-- 284 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,301 DOWN HERE. 285 00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:22,269 WE ARE THE GOOZERS, 286 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,037 AND WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU HERE. 287 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,240 SOME OF THE MOST HIDEOUS, REVOLTING, YUCKY, STINKY, 288 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,677 CREEPY, SMELLY, PUKEY, NASTY, 289 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,881 GROSSENHEIMER, SLUG-LIKE ALIENS. 290 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,983 DID I MENTION THEY'RE SICKENING, GHASTLY, 291 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,918 PUSTULE-LOOKING CREATURES? 292 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,119 UH, C-C-CAPTAIN, 293 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:41,288 HADN'T YOU BETTER BEGIN THE OPERATION? 294 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,491 THIS WILL BE A PLEASURE. DODGERS OUT. 295 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,193 [ENGINE STARTS] 296 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,695 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 297 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,398 COME TO PAPA, PUSBUCKETS. 298 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,765 BUT WE... 299 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,067 [MUFFLED] CALLED YOU. 300 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,037 LIKE SHOOTING MONKEYS AT THE ZOO. 301 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,840 YEE-HAW! 302 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,376 BOOGER. 12:00. 303 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:07,080 THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MISUNDERSTANDING. 304 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,681 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 305 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,851 DID HE FIRE 6 SHOTS OR ONLY 5? 306 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,686 WELL, DUE TO A PREVIOUS HEAD INJURY, 307 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,889 I KIND OF LOST TRACK MYSELF, 308 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,258 SO I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU THE QUESTION. 309 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,628 DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK? 310 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,330 [SPLAT] 311 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,099 I'M SORRY WE HAD TO TACKLE YOU, CAPTAIN. 312 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,069 AAH! GET THEM OFF ME! AAH! 313 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,671 YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU EVIL ALIEN INVADERS! 314 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,307 LIKE, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? 315 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,345 WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU IS, 316 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:41,081 All: WE'RE NOT THE EVIL INVADERS. 317 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,916 WE SENT THE DISTRESS SIGNAL. 318 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:45,152 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING 319 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,420 BEFORE I STARTED FREEZING EVERYBODY. 320 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:48,755 BUT WE-- SAY, 321 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,390 IF YOU DISGUSTING SCUMBALLS 322 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,791 AREN'T THE INVADERS, 323 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,326 THEN WHO IS? 324 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,327 THEY ARE. 325 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,664 THEY'RE THE CATAPOIDS, 326 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,366 AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED 327 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,667 BEFORE THE SUN SETS. 328 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,070 LET'S NOT BE TOO HASTY, GOO BOY. 329 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:07,207 I'LL HANDLE THIS INVESTIGATION PERSONALLY. 330 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,410 HOLD ON, GIRLS! DADDY'S COMING! 331 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,149 NOW TO FIND CAPTAIN DODGERS. 332 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,351 Goozer: EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OK. 333 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,219 JUST STAY COOL. 334 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,188 SORRY. FIGURE OF SPEECH. 335 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,822 EXCUSE ME, MY FINE PUSTULE, 336 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,557 B-B-BUT HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN DODGERS? 337 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,393 NOT SINCE HE CONFUSED US WITH THE INVADERS 338 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,095 AND DROVE AROUND LIKE A MANIAC, 339 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,063 SHOOTING AT US WITH THAT STUPID FREEZE RAY, 340 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,364 INCAPACITATING MOST OF US, 341 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,100 ESPECIALLY THE WOMEN, THE CHILDREN, 342 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,401 THE ELDERLY, THE WEAK, AND THE SICK, 343 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,103 AND THEN HE LEFT US TO CLEAN UP HIS MESS 344 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,937 SO HE COULD FRATERNIZE WITH THE EVIL INVADERS. 345 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,307 HA HA HA! GOOD OLD CAPTAIN DODGERS. 346 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,175 UH, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS? 347 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,144 HE'S WITH THEM-- THE CATAPOIDS-- 348 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,912 AND HE'S IN INCREDIBLE DANGER, 349 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:49,449 FOR AT SUNSET, THEY WILL TURN. 350 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,084 UH, T-T-TURN? 351 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,785 OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. 352 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:56,156 HURRY! YOU'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! 353 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,490 UH, T-T-TOO LATE? 354 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:01,228 YES. TOO LATE. 355 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,097 Duck Dodgers: IT'S TRUE WE'VE ONLY KNOWN EACH OTHER 356 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,732 FOR 6 1/2 HOURS, 357 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,836 BUT I ALREADY FEEL A DEEP SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 358 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,438 BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 359 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,274 [HISSING] 360 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,744 RIGHT. I'LL JUST CALL YOU COOKIE. 361 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,548 POTATOES, CARROTS, AND ONIONS. 362 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,684 NOW I KNOW WHAT A POT ROAST FEELS LIKE. 363 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,057 GREAT VIEW. 364 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,960 SAY, THIS ONE'S A LITTLE LOOSE. 365 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,262 THANKS. 366 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,997 YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX, AREN'T YOU? 367 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,266 [HISSING] 368 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:43,236 MOTHER WARNED ME ABOUT GIRLS LIKE YOU. 369 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,205 THE CAPTAIN'S IN TR-TR-TR-- 370 00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,207 OH, HE'S IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT. 371 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,009 WHAT'S THIS? MORE FOOD. 372 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,211 THANK YOU, MY BEAUTY. 373 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,846 EACH GIRL MORE LOVELY THAN THE LAST. 374 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,682 STEP FORWARD, MY EXOTIC BEAUTY, 375 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,285 FOR I AM A GENTLE LOVER. 376 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,355 YOUR BREATHTAKING BEAUTY INTOXICATES ME. 377 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,591 HELLO, SIR. YOU CAN TALK! 378 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,792 AMERICAN! 379 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,260 OF COURSE I CAN, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 380 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,262 OH, MY GOSH. HOW'D YOU KNOW MY NAME? 381 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,198 SIR, I'M THE CADET. 382 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,699 YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 383 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,635 YOU HAVE THE SAME NAME AS MY ASSISTANT. 384 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,504 SIR, IT'S J-J-JUST ME. 385 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,571 I'M WEARING A WIG. 386 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,972 ME, TOO! 387 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,541 TECHNICALLY, IT'S A TOUPEE-- 388 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:24,777 VERY EXPENSIVE FROM A NATIONALLY KNOWN HAIR ASSOCIATION. 389 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,079 WHERE'D YOU GET YOURS? 390 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,680 WELL, I JUST MADE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO 391 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,150 FROM SOME WEEDS I FOUND OUT IN THE WOODS. 392 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,451 MAN, I GOT RIPPED OFF. 393 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,786 I PAID A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR THIS THING. 394 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,190 C-C-CAPTAIN, I THINK WE'VE GOTTEN A BIT OFF TRACK. 395 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,491 DO YOU REMEMBER THE CADET? 396 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,059 VAGUELY. 397 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,361 TRY AND PICTURE HIM. 398 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,229 OK. 399 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,331 NOW PICTURE ME. GOT IT. 400 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,399 EH, DO YOU NOTICE ANY SIMILARITIES? 401 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,401 NOPE. ABSOLUTELY NONE. 402 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:52,372 TRY A LITTLE HARDER. C-C-CONCENTRATE. 403 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,508 CADET? 404 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,243 UH, YES. 405 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,645 YOU'RE A WOMAN? 406 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,516 NO! THIS IS JUST A STUPID DISGUISE! 407 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,018 I PUT IT ON SO I COULD SNEAK IN AND RESCUE YOU! 408 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,787 OH, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE RESCUED. 409 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:12,225 I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW LIFE FOR MYSELF HERE WITH THESE GIRLS. 410 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,527 B-B-BUT, SIR, THEY'RE NOT REALLY GIRLS. 411 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,296 DON'T YOU THINK I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE 412 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,465 BETWEEN A REAL GIRL AND AN IMPOSTER? 413 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,599 WELL... 414 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,435 GIRLS, TAKE THIS HOME-WRECKER INTO CUSTODY. 415 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,572 TIME TO SWITCH TO PLAN "B." 416 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,407 [HISSING] 417 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,546 I'LL USE THIS LAUGHING GAS TO INCAPACITATE THOSE CATAPOIDS 418 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:37,049 AND WARN CAPTAIN DODGERS OF HIS IMMINENT DEMISE. 419 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,219 [CLICK CLICK] 420 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,520 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 421 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,555 CAPTAIN DODGERS SAID HE INSPECTED THE ARMORY, 422 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,225 AND EVERYTHING WAS IN TIPTOP SHAPE. 423 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,061 [GRUNTING] 424 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:53,200 HE NEVER...DOES HIS... INSPECTIONS! 425 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,236 OH, D-D-DEAR. 426 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,340 NOT EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, 427 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,074 BUT I STILL HAVE TO WARN-- 428 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,376 HA HA! OH, MY. 429 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,345 THE LAUGHING GAS IS--HA HA-- TAKING EFFECT. 430 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,548 PROMISE ME YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THIS SWEET. 431 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,317 [HISSING] 432 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,220 I AM ONE LUCKY DUCK. 433 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:17,224 PSST! CAPTAIN DODGERS, I'M HERE TO WARN YOU. 434 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,425 WARN ME ABOUT WHAT? 435 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,327 ABOUT THE HORRIBLE CATAPOIDS. 436 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,828 THE GIRLS--HA HA! 437 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:22,862 THEY'RE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM. 438 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,264 THEY'RE--HA HA HA! 439 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,233 THEY'RE EVIL MONSTERS. HA HA HA! 440 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,100 THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA! 441 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,102 THEY'RE GONNA--HA HA-- RIP--HA HA HA! 442 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,304 THEY'RE GONNA RIP--HA! 443 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,639 RIP YOU TO SHREDS! HA! 444 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,441 HA HA! AND THEY'LL FEAST-- HA HA HA! 445 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,643 FEAST--HA HA-- ON YOUR FLESH! 446 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,878 HA HA HA! IN SOME KIND OF--HA HA-- 447 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,247 UNHOLY RITUAL! 448 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,316 HA HA HA! IF THEY'RE GONNA DO ALL THAT TO ME-- 449 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,351 HA HA HA! 450 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,052 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO TO YOU? 451 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,787 HA HA HA! 452 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,890 WELL, I SUPPOSE THERE WILL BE A LOT OF--HA HA HA! 453 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,792 A LOT OF SCREAMING! HA HA HA! 454 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,894 SEVERE PAIN! HA HA HA! 455 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,129 OH, AND THEN THE PROTECTORATE 456 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,098 WILL HAVE--HA HA! WILL HAVE--HA HA! 457 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,801 NOTIFY MY MOTHER! HA HA HA! 458 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,570 HELLO, LADIES! HA! 459 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,038 I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, HUH? HA HA! 460 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,139 HA HA HA! 461 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,075 YOU BETTER RUN LIKE THE DICKENS! 462 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,743 HA HA HA! 463 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:14,814 I GUESS IT'S TIME TO PULL OUT THE--HA HA HA! 464 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,549 HEAVY ARTILLERY! 465 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,686 HA HA HA! 466 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,124 Duck Dodgers: THIS PLANET'S SUNSETS ARE SO LOVELY. 467 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,559 I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE SETTLE DOWN 468 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,696 AND ENJOY LITTLE MOMENTS LIKE THESE ALL THE TIME. 469 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,131 [HISSING] 470 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,167 HEH HEH. I JUST LOVE BABY TALK. 471 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,270 [HISSING] 472 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,513 [ROARING] 473 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,683 WHAT SAY YOU GIVE US A KISS? 474 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,152 MMM. 475 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:56,723 COME ON, SWEETHEART. LAY ONE ON ME. 476 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,858 WOW! WHAT A KISSER! 477 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,927 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 478 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:06,833 S-S-SPIT OUT THAT DUCK, YOU BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR, YOU. 479 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,301 [LAUGHING] 480 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,423 48.2 KILOMILES. 481 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,759 A NEW PERSONAL RECORD. 482 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,262 [LAUGHING] 483 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,765 B-B-BYE-BYE, BUGGY. 484 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,038 [BUZZING] 485 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:49,642 I THINK YOU HAVE MY DUCK. 486 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,487 AHH. 487 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,322 AAH! MONSTERS! AAH! 488 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,558 Announcer: AND THE CHICAGO ANDROIDS 489 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,695 HAVE BEATEN THE TRANSFARDIANS OF LATHICA. 490 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,364 OH, PHOOEY. I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP 491 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,165 AND MISSED THE END OF THE GAME. 492 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:15,101 I JUST HAD THE WORST DREAM. 493 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,236 THERE WERE THESE PRETTY GIRLS WHO TALKED FUNNY, 494 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,139 AND THEY TURNED INTO THESE BIG UGLY CATERPILLAR THINGS 495 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,509 THAT HAD STINKY BREATH. 496 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:24,544 MAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE! 497 00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,313 DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN. IT WAS JUST A BAD DREAM, 498 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,115 AND DREAMS CAN NEVER HURT YOU. 499 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,550 THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR... 500 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,885 BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THIS UGLY THING, 501 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,054 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN REAL. 34433

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