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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Oh, that ain't good.
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Connie Tucker,
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please stop running.
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A deal can be made
without going to trial.
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You plead guilty, pay a fine,
lose your business license,
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maybe some community service,
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probation, but no jail time.
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So...
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do I tell them we have a deal?
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Okay, fine. Oh, thank God.
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I'm too old to find
somebody new.
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Hi, I'm Connie Tucker.
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I'm supposed to be reporting
to my probation officer?
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You found her. Come on in.
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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Not moving very fast today. Oof.
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Weren't you arrested
running from the police?
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Well, I have my good days.
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Oh...
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Whew.
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So the terms of your probation
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require you to do 180
hours of community service.
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And you're
currently sitting at...
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zero.
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Not true.
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I've been reading
to the elderly.
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Oh. Where at?
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Chi-Chi's.
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My boyfriend forgot his glasses,
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so I read him the menu.
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This is a joke to you.
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Well, I was hoping.
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You think putting on this act
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is gonna get you
a lighter sentence?
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Act?
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What act?
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Look at my nose.
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Okay...
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You know what this nose can do?
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It can smell bull-pucky
from two counties over.
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And you know what
it's smelling right now?
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A big, steamy pile.
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What kind of community
service are we talking about?
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I can't be up there
on the interstate
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picking up trash
with some winos.
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Well, there are other options.
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Hit me.
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How about Habitat for Humanity?
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Build some poor soul a home.
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The tornado blew
mine to smithereens.
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How about some
do-gooder build me a home?
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Moving on.
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You own a hazmat suit?
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What? Why-why?
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There's a sewage pipe
under the hepatitis clinic
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with your name on it.
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Let's keep thinking.
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Well, we got...
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animal shelters,
libraries, churches...
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Ooh. Is that any church?
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Yeah.
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As long as they sign
off on your hours.
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Oh, I like where
this is heading.
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Why?
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A good Christian woman
always is eager to serve.
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A Christian woman who
ran a backroom casino?
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Hey, God forgave me,
maybe you should, too.
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Do you understand I have
the power to throw you in jail?
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To be honest, I did not.
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That doesn't go there.
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Doesn't matter.
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Canned beans next
to jarred preserves?
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- Who cares?
- I care.
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Well, no one
cares that you care.
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I'm someone. And
I care that I care.
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And I care that I
care that I care.
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Okay. That's enough.
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Are we done?
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What's your hurry?
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It's paternity test
day on Ricki Lake
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and I'm missing it.
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If people paid more attention
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of what belongs where,
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there'd be no need
for paternity tests.
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Just go.
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I'll give you a hand.
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Actually, I'm not crazy
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about how you
organize things, either.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Hello to you, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look.
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I need you to sign some forms
for me, no questions asked.
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What am I signing?
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We agreed no questions asked.
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Given her criminal
past, I'd advice caution.
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Moon Pie, I love
you, but shut it.
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Look, I got to knock out
my community service,
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and they say I can
do it at the church.
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That's great. We'd
love to have you.
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Or you could just
fill out my timesheets
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and we would be done with
the whole thing. Easy peasy.
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I'm not lying for
you. That's a sin.
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Oh, come on. 180
hours at my age?
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Who knows if I've even
got that much time left.
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Well, then it's a good thing
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that we're gonna get to
spend so much of it together.
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Don't you hear the baby crying?
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Yeah.
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She's been at it for a while.
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And you didn't go pick her up?
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Well, no, it's
still her naptime.
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She'll cry herself out
and go back to sleep.
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Unbelievable.
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Good idea. Let the
baby be in charge.
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No, actually, I left
my mother in charge,
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but I won't make
that mistake again.
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Amanda, I'm trying to
teach her self-reliance,
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but if you prefer to coddle
her, you go right ahead.
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I'm sorry, are you accusing
me of babying my baby?
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Because I am her mother
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and I think I know
when she needs me.
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You were saying?
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Ha!
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You're happy your
daughter's crying?
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I'm happy you're wrong.
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All right, I'm here.
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Clock me in for 9:30.
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It's 10:15.
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I prayed on the
way in. That counts.
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- Mom.
- Fine.
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Call it 9:45.
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Let me just finish
up this payroll here
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and then we'll find - some work for you to do.
- No hurry.
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I'm just gonna lay down here
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and close my eyes for a minute.
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Mary, the racoons got into
the communion wafers again.
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Oh. Hey, Connie.
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Didn't know you were here.
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I'm just here to help out.
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That's so nice.
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Well, it's her community
service for being arrested.
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Still nice.
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Well, the big guy
appreciates it.
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He'd really appreciate it if
she actually did something.
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Why are you like this?
I raised you to be cool.
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I am plenty cool.
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Anyway.
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If you have anything
that you need help with,
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my mom is here to work.
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Oh. Well, I do need
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my suit picked up
from the dry cleaner.
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Is that the dry cleaner
next to the nail salon?
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- Yeah.
- I'm on it.
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Or... you know what
we could really use
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is someone to help
organize the donation room.
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That's a big job.
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Too late. I'm getting the suit.
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I'll get it on my
way to the bank.
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That way, you can start
on the donation room
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instead of getting
your nails done.
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You're the boss around
here. What's your call?
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Oh, actually, he's the boss.
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What's that?
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He says it's Mary's call.
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Mm.
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Oh, my God.
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We don't say that, but... yeah.
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This is gonna take forever.
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How many hours is
your community service?
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Hundred eighty.
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Than you better get cracking.
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Maybe I'll get my nails done.
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Hey, we got any fresh binkies?
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I found this one in her diaper.
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Drying rack.
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Or... you could just
let her soothe herself.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if you give her a
pacifier every time she fusses,
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she'll never learn.
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So, I should just let her cry?
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Whatever you think is best.
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Can't you just tell me?
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Hey, where's the binky?
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- Right here.
- What are you waiting for?
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Well, your mom was just
saying if we give it to her
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every time she's
cranky, she'll never learn.
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Oh, is that what she said?
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I'm just trying to help.
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I told you we don't
need your help.
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- We don't?
- What do you think?
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Well...
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Should I go after her?
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You're her husband. You decide.
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Why won't anybody
tell me anything?
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Six hours.
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All day long for
six lousy hours.
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I gave you six, you worked four.
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- Felt longer.
- Most people work eight.
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- Most people get paid.
- Most people don't commit crimes.
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Sure they do. They
just don't get caught.
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So, how'd the first day
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of giving back to
the community go?
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I sorted a pair of work pants
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that had a prosthetic
leg still in it.
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Shut up.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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180 hours, Mary.
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Only 174 to go.
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You're enjoying this, aren't ya?
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Darn tootin'.
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I got her on my ass,
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I got Officer
Thomason on my ass.
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Who's that?
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- My probation officer.
- Mm.
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Wait. Rhonda Thomason?
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You know her?
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Yeah. Her kid's on varsity.
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Nice lady. Brings
grapes to halftime.
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She could get the judge
to reduce my hours,
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but she won't do it.
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Yeah, like I said, nice lady.
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By chance, would
you talk to her for me?
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I'm sorry.
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Are you asking me for a favor?
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Yes. Mm.
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I didn't hear the magic word.
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How about this?
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Why don't you pay me
back the money I gave you
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for the down payment
on this house?
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Thank you. Was that so hard?
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She asleep?
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Yeah, 'cause I
gave her a pacifier.
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That's some good mothering.
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How could you not take my side?
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Sorry, but we don't really
know what we're doing.
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I mean, I don't.
You are a natural.
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We're her parents.
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We should decide
how to raise her.
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Okay, but your mom's
done this before.
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I mean, she raised you.
And you're pretty great.
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Do you honestly think
I'm gonna fall for that?
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No, you're way too smart.
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Oh, cut it out.
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And stop defending her.
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I'm not defending her.
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I was just taught to
respect my elders.
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I'm your elder.
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When I say that, you get mad.
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Yeah, 'cause you
shouldn't say it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Oh. Oh, you think you're funny?
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No, ma'am.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Rhonda.
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Coach Cooper,
what a nice surprise.
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Yeah, you know me.
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Full of surprises.
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Like that fake field
goal against Plainview.
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Ooh, that was something.
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But really.
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What are you, what
are you doing here?
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Well, uh...
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00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,628
you may not know this,
266
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,193
but, uh, one of your...
267
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:33,719
clients happens to
be my mother-in-law.
268
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:34,807
Connie Tucker.
269
00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:36,155
She's a character, ain't she?
270
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,071
And she asked you
to come down here
271
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,681
to see if I would
go easy on her?
272
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,813
What? No, no, no.
273
00:10:41,815 --> 00:10:43,336
No, no, no, no, no.
274
00:10:43,337 --> 00:10:44,730
Yeah.
275
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:46,818
'Cause she thinks she
deserves special treatment?
276
00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:49,691
Yeah, well, you're just hitting
the nail on the head today.
277
00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:52,172
Let me ask you a question.
278
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,260
Would you give one of your
players special treatment
279
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:55,697
if they were ducking practice?
280
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,657
No, if anything, I'm
tougher on those kids.
281
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,701
So if I understand you,
282
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,662
you're saying I should be
tougher on your mother-in-law.
283
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,750
I just made it worse, didn't I?
284
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:07,274
No, no, no, no, no.
285
00:11:07,274 --> 00:11:08,841
No, no, no, no, no, no.
286
00:11:08,841 --> 00:11:10,104
Yeah.
287
00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:12,975
Okay, then.
288
00:11:12,975 --> 00:11:14,716
Thanks for the grapes.
289
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,544
Mm.
290
00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:21,635
Finished the inventory.
291
00:11:21,636 --> 00:11:22,636
Hey. Georgie?
292
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,029
I ran into Amanda's
293
00:11:24,030 --> 00:11:25,726
old pediatrician and
he said he could take
294
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,380
CeeCee on as a new patient.
295
00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:29,338
Thanks, but she
already has a doctor.
296
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,254
Yes.
297
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,734
Well, Dr. Talanda is the best.
298
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,995
Okay, look.
299
00:11:33,996 --> 00:11:35,128
I know you're trying
300
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,869
to help, but Mandy al...
301
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,217
Oh, oh, oh, look at that.
302
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,610
That can't be right.
Georgie, come here.
303
00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:40,741
Walk with me for a minute.
304
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,134
Where we going?
305
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,442
Shut up. Keep walking.
306
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,057
- Are you mental?
- What?
307
00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:52,580
Why are you arguing with her?
308
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:54,581
What? I was just trying
to be a good husband,
309
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,018
and take Mandy's side.
310
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,759
Okay, you know a great
time to take Mandy's side?
311
00:11:57,759 --> 00:11:59,282
When you're alone with Mandy.
312
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,894
And when you're with Audrey...
313
00:12:01,894 --> 00:12:04,070
Take Audrey's side.
314
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:06,158
Okay, there's hope for you.
315
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,029
When you're alone
with me in a closet,
316
00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:09,423
feel free to speak your mind.
317
00:12:09,423 --> 00:12:11,599
- Seems a little complicated.
- Oh, it is.
318
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,427
Yeah, life would
be so much easier
319
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:15,471
if they just realized
how alike they are.
320
00:12:15,472 --> 00:12:16,865
Don't say that.
321
00:12:16,865 --> 00:12:18,736
Don't ever say that.
322
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,955
We're alone in a closet.
323
00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,043
You said I could speak my mind.
324
00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:22,783
Yeah, yeah, but not that.
325
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,437
- So where?
- Nowhere.
326
00:12:24,438 --> 00:12:25,961
They, uh...
327
00:12:25,961 --> 00:12:28,269
they'll know.
328
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:36,624
Working hard?
329
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,581
Hey.
330
00:12:38,582 --> 00:12:40,628
Oh.
331
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:41,846
What brings you by?
332
00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:44,850
Your son-in-law
dropped in to see me.
333
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:45,980
Oh, y'all know each other?
334
00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:47,982
- We do.
- Small world.
335
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:50,638
It did not go your way.
336
00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,379
- No?
- No.
337
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,076
Well, you can't
blame a gal for trying.
338
00:12:55,077 --> 00:12:56,817
Actually, I can.
339
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,427
Oh, come on, there must be
340
00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:00,691
some criminals out there
that you could be focused on.
341
00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,649
Not some old granny
with slot machines.
342
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:05,696
Go out there and harass
somebody who actually deserves it.
343
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,740
You done?
344
00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:08,481
Yes, I think I am.
345
00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:09,831
My turn.
346
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,919
You are a criminal.
347
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,313
And I can treat you
however the hell I want,
348
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,533
because I own
your tired old ass.
349
00:13:17,447 --> 00:13:19,361
And I will make
your life miserable
350
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,669
unless you shape
up and shape up fast.
351
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,846
Do we understand each other?
352
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,849
Yes, ma'am.
353
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:29,894
To be clear,
354
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:31,331
what are you?
355
00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,592
A criminal.
356
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:33,985
And what do I own?
357
00:13:33,986 --> 00:13:35,465
My tired old ass.
358
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,293
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
359
00:13:38,077 --> 00:13:40,818
I'm gonna come back
in a couple of days.
360
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,168
This room better
be spic and span.
361
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:44,605
It will be. Yes, ma'am.
362
00:13:44,605 --> 00:13:45,999
Thank you, ma'am.
363
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,003
Oh, say hi to George for me.
364
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,703
Hey, Connie.
365
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:57,836
What did you say to her?
366
00:13:57,836 --> 00:13:59,140
Nothing.
367
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,056
Just what a great
grandma you are.
368
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,753
And what a great
great-grandma you are.
369
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,058
Well, you made it worse.
370
00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:05,451
I'm sorry, I...
371
00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:06,582
I did my best.
372
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:08,412
Well, your best stunk.
373
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,023
So now what?
374
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,417
I got no choice.
375
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,246
Got to bring in the big guns.
376
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,945
Wow.
377
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,206
What a mess.
378
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:22,643
Yeah.
379
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,211
You want me to organize
this whole room in two days?
380
00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:26,777
I do.
381
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,998
Oh, boy. Thank you, Meemaw.
382
00:14:35,134 --> 00:14:37,352
Well, you can go ahead
and cancel that appointment.
383
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,006
Thank you.
384
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:40,225
Gonna kill her.
385
00:14:40,226 --> 00:14:41,705
What's going on?
386
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:43,881
My mother made
CeeCee an appointment
387
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,318
with a new doctor and
she didn't even ask.
388
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,842
What? Oh, no.
389
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,062
I am furious.
390
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,323
As you should be.
391
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,369
You don't think
I'm overreacting?
392
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,023
Not at all.
393
00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,633
I agree with you.
394
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,071
Sometimes I just don't
understand what she's thinking.
395
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,419
Well, how could you?
396
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,116
You two are just...
397
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,466
so different.
398
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,904
Thank you.
399
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:12,302
Toy.
400
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,524
Taxidermy.
401
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,441
Toy?
402
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:25,706
Hi. My name is Teddy Ruxpin.
403
00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:28,013
Can you and I be friends?
404
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,014
Nightmare.
405
00:15:30,015 --> 00:15:32,104
I'll start a new box.
406
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,409
How's it going?
407
00:15:34,106 --> 00:15:35,411
What's he doing here?
408
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,239
Meemaw's letting me
organize everything.
409
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,460
You're farming out your
community service to my son?
410
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,679
How about thanks for
getting him to the church?
411
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:44,985
Come on, Sheldon,
we're going home.
412
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,682
But I haven't even
started on the hats yet.
413
00:15:46,683 --> 00:15:48,163
There's so many different kinds.
414
00:15:48,163 --> 00:15:50,600
Baseball, cowboy, hard... Now.
415
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,998
You are unbelievable.
416
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,739
You think that the
rules don't apply to you.
417
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,306
And that when you get caught,
418
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,134
it just becomes
everybody else's problem.
419
00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,525
Oh, come on!
420
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:05,311
He's sorting out
a room full of junk.
421
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,269
This is his Disneyland.
422
00:16:07,269 --> 00:16:08,618
What about Georgie?
423
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,054
What about the gambling room?
424
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,273
He could've gone to jail.
425
00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:12,491
I'm sorry
426
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,145
I'm such a disappointment.
427
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,886
Yeah, me, too.
428
00:16:20,674 --> 00:16:21,588
Huh.
429
00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:23,284
Meat's a little dry, isn't it?
430
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,548
No, I like it like this.
431
00:16:25,548 --> 00:16:27,332
You don't think it's too salty?
432
00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,292
It's perfect. I
love your cooking.
433
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,816
My mom made this.
434
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,080
Oh, well, now
that you mention it,
435
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,428
it is a little dry.
436
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,169
I made it.
437
00:16:38,171 --> 00:16:39,171
What are you doing to me?
438
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,693
What are you doing to me?
439
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,695
For the past couple of
days you've been agreeing
440
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,304
with everything that I say.
441
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:44,784
You're right.
442
00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:45,786
Stop it.
443
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,091
I'm sorry.
444
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,876
It was suggested to me
that agreeing with you
445
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:52,052
is the key to a happy marriage.
446
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,053
By my dad?
447
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,316
I don't recall.
448
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,491
Georgie... By your dad.
449
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,538
Do my parents
sound happy to you?
450
00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:00,192
I don't know,
they're still married.
451
00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:02,932
Well, I want us to
be better than that.
452
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:03,933
I agree.
453
00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,066
Oh, cut it out.
454
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,589
No, I meant that one.
455
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,590
Okay.
456
00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,506
And if you want the truth,
457
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,377
I think your mom was
right about the doctor.
458
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:13,682
Excuse me?
459
00:17:13,683 --> 00:17:15,510
Our doctor rubbed
alcohol on one arm
460
00:17:15,511 --> 00:17:18,252
and gave CeeCee the
shot on the other arm.
461
00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:19,906
He did?
462
00:17:19,907 --> 00:17:21,517
He did. Look,
463
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,084
your mom shouldn't have made
an appointment behind our backs,
464
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,607
but our guy might be
ready for the glue factory.
465
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:26,958
Maybe you're right.
466
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:30,266
I'm confused, do
I like this or not?
467
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,273
What are you doing here?
468
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:40,579
Helping.
469
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:42,625
I thought I was
a disappointment.
470
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,061
I can be disappointed with you
471
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,586
and still not want
you to go to jail.
472
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,369
Finished organizing
the religious items.
473
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,111
I separated them by
New Testament hokum,
474
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,634
Old Testament hokum,
and general nonsense.
475
00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,072
Also, Sheldon couldn't sleep
476
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,203
knowing the room
was only half-organized.
477
00:17:56,204 --> 00:17:57,465
It's true. It was like my brain
478
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:58,945
was itchy and I
couldn't scratch it.
479
00:17:58,947 --> 00:17:59,990
Very irritating.
480
00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,775
It was. Very.
481
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,298
Well, I thank you both, but...
482
00:18:04,299 --> 00:18:06,561
I should be doing this myself.
483
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,694
Yes, you should, but
we're already here.
484
00:18:08,695 --> 00:18:10,348
Great, I'm gonna
start on the books.
485
00:18:10,349 --> 00:18:12,220
I invented my own
Dewey Decimal System,
486
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,570
but instead of
decimals, I use fractions.
487
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,969
40 hours, not bad.
488
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,451
It might've been 42,
but I rounded down.
489
00:18:25,451 --> 00:18:27,931
And you did all the
work by yourself?
490
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,715
Yes, ma'am.
491
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,674
You know I called your
daughter to check up on you.
492
00:18:32,675 --> 00:18:34,461
Oh.
493
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,809
What did she say?
494
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,986
She said you
worked your butt off.
495
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,769
Well, there you go.
496
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,729
All right, then.
497
00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:43,686
I'll see you next week.
498
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:49,257
You know, you were pretty
rough on me the other day,
499
00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:51,128
and I just want to let you know
500
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,868
that I appreciated that.
501
00:18:52,869 --> 00:18:54,480
You do?
502
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,309
Well, I think it was the kick
in the pants that I needed.
503
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,789
And since things
are going so well,
504
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,230
I was wondering it you might
want to reduce my sentence.
505
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,930
See you next week.
506
00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:11,540
Bye now.
507
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:14,413
Bye.
508
00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,898
I heard you took
CeeCee to Dr. Talanda.
509
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,727
We did.
510
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,772
And he was very good.
511
00:19:26,773 --> 00:19:28,209
Thank you.
512
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,211
No need to thank me.
513
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:31,951
I just want the best
for my granddaughter.
514
00:19:31,952 --> 00:19:34,085
Well, that's what we all want.
515
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:36,826
Funny thing.
516
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:38,698
Uh, Talanda said
517
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,655
it's actually okay for CeeCee
518
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,309
to have her pacifier to sleep.
519
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:44,529
Who's raising this
baby, him or you?
520
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,009
We are.
521
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:47,794
And I think we're doing
a dang good job of it.
522
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,535
I was talking to my daughter.
523
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,799
Oh, I love this commercial.
The dog eats the cat food.
524
00:19:55,454 --> 00:19:57,106
Georgie can talk, okay?
525
00:19:57,107 --> 00:19:58,586
That's how our marriage works.
526
00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:01,241
Excuse me, are you
implying my husband
527
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,330
isn't allowed to speak his mind?
528
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,681
Well, if we're gonna
put cards on the table,
529
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:06,769
yeah.
530
00:20:06,769 --> 00:20:08,989
That isn't true.
531
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,251
- Tell him, Jim.
- Uh...
532
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,253
Like he can say anything now
that you put him on the spot.
533
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,864
He isn't on the spot.
534
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,561
He is a grown man.
535
00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:18,128
Speak.
536
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:21,609
Stop bossing him around. He
will speak when he wants to.
537
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,394
- You want to get some popcorn?
- Oh, please, I've been married
538
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:25,353
Yeah. to the man for 35
years, I know what he wants.
539
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,442
Maybe what he wants is
for you to get off his back.
540
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:29,575
Oh, look who's an
expert on marriage
541
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,359
after one whole month.
542
00:20:35,798 --> 00:20:37,758
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544
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