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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Oh, that ain't good.
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Connie Tucker,
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please stop running.
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A deal can be made
without going to trial.
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You plead guilty, pay a fine,
lose your business license,
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maybe some community service,
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probation, but no jail time.
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So
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Do I tell them we have a deal?
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Okay, fine. Oh, thank God.
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I'm too old to
find somebody new.
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Hi, I'm Connie Tucker.
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I'm supposed to be reporting
to my probation officer?
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You found her. Come on in.
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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Not moving very fast today. Oof.
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Weren't you arrested
running from the police?
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Well, I have my good days.
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Oh...
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Whew.
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So the terms of your probation
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require you to do 180
hours of community service.
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And you're currently sitting at
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zero.
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Not true.
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I've been reading
to the elderly.
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Oh. Where at?
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Chi-Chi's.
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My boyfriend forgot his glasses,
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so I read him the menu.
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This is a joke to you.
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Well, I was hoping.
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You think putting on this act
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is gonna get you a
lighter sentence?
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Act?
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What act?
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Look at my nose.
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Okay...
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You know what this nose can do?
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It can smell bull-pucky
from two counties over.
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And you know what it's
smelling right now?
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A big, steamy pile.
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What kind of community
service are we talking about?
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I can't be up there
on the interstate
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picking up trash
with some winos.
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Well, there are other options.
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Hit me.
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How about Habitat for Humanity?
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Build some poor soul a home.
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The tornado blew
mine to smithereens.
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How about some do-gooder
build me a home?
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Moving on.
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You own a Hazmat suit?
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What? Why-why?
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There's a sewage pipe
under the hepatitis clinic
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with your name on it.
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Let's keep thinking.
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Well, we got
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animal shelters,
libraries, churches...
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Ooh. Is that any church?
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Yeah.
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As long as they sign
off on your hours.
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Oh, I like where
this is heading.
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Why?
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A good Christian woman
always is eager to serve.
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A Christian woman who
ran a backroom casino?
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Hey, God forgave me,
maybe you should, too.
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Do you understand I have the
power to throw you in jail?
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To be honest, I did not.
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♪ Nobody else is
stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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That doesn't go there.
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Doesn't matter.
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Canned beans next
to jarred preserves?
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Who cares? I care.
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Well, no one cares
that you care.
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I'm someone. And I
care that I care.
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And I care that I
care that I care.
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Okay. That's enough.
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Are we done?
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What's your hurry?
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It's paternity test
day on Ricki Lake
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and I'm missing it.
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If people paid more attention
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of what belongs where,
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there'd be no need
for paternity tests.
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Just go.
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I'll give you a hand.
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Actually, I'm not crazy
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about how you organize
things, either.
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I need you to do me a favor.
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Hello to you, too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look.
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I need you to sign some forms
for me, no questions asked.
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What am I signing?
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We agreed no questions asked.
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Given her criminal past,
I'd advice caution.
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Moon Pie, I love
you, but shut it.
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Look, I got to knock out
my community service,
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and they say I can
do it at the church.
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That's great. We'd
love to have you.
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Or you could just
fill out my timesheets
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and we would be done with
the whole thing. Easy peasy.
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I'm not lying for
you. That's a sin.
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Oh, come on. 180
hours at my age?
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Who knows if I've even
got that much time left.
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Well, then it's a good thing
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that we're gonna get to
spend so much of it together.
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Hi. Hello.
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Don't you hear the baby crying?
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Yeah.
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She's been at it for a while.
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And you didn't go pick her up?
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Well, no, it's
still her nap time.
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She'll cry herself out
and go back to sleep.
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Unbelievable.
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Good idea. Let the
baby be in charge.
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No, actually, I left
my mother in charge,
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but I won't make
that mistake again.
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Amanda, I'm trying to
teach her self-reliance,
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but if you prefer to coddle
her, you go right ahead.
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I'm sorry, are you accusing
me of babying my baby?
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Because I am her mother
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and I think I know
when she needs me.
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You were saying?
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Ha!
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You're happy your
daughter's crying?
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I'm happy you're wrong.
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All right, I'm here.
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Clock me in for 9:30.
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It's 10:15.
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I prayed on the way
in. That counts.
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Mom. Fine.
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Call it 9:45.
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Let me just finish
up this payroll here
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and then we'll find some
work for you to do. No hurry.
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I'm just gonna lay down here
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and close my eyes for a minute.
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Mary, the racoons got into
the communion wafers again.
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Oh. Hey, Connie.
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Didn't know you were here.
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I'm just here to help out.
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That's so nice.
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Well, it's her community
service for being arrested.
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Still nice.
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Well, the big guy
appreciates it.
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He'd really appreciate it if
she actually did something.
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Why are you like this?
I raised you to be cool.
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I am plenty cool.
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Anyway.
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If you have anything
that you need help with,
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my mom is here to work.
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Oh. Well, I do need
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my suit picked up
from the dry cleaner.
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Is that the dry cleaner
next to the nail salon?
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Yeah. I'm on it.
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Or... you know what
we could really use
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is someone to help
organize the donation room.
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That's a big job.
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Too late. I'm getting the suit.
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I'll get it on my
way to the bank.
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That way, you can start
on the donation room
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instead of getting
your nails done.
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You're the boss around
here. What's your call?
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Oh, actually, he's the boss.
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What's that?
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He says it's Mary's call.
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Mm.
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Oh, my God.
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We don't say that, but... yeah.
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This is gonna take forever.
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How many hours is your
community service?
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Hundred eighty.
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Than you better get cracking.
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Maybe I'll get my nails done.
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Hey, we got any fresh binkies?
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I found this one in her diaper.
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Drying rack.
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Or... you could just
let her soothe herself.
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What do you mean?
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Well, if you give her a
pacifier every time she fusses,
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she'll never learn.
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So, I should just let her cry?
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Whatever you think is best.
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Can't you just tell me?
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Hey, where's the binky?
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Right here. What
are you waiting for?
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Well, your mom was just
saying if we give it to her
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every time she's cranky,
she'll never learn.
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Oh, is that what she said?
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I'm just trying to help.
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I told you we don't
need your help.
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We don't? What do you think?
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Well...
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Should I go after her?
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You're her husband. You decide.
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Why won't anybody
tell me anything?
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Six hours.
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All day long for
six lousy hours.
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I gave you six, you worked four.
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Felt longer. Most
people work eight.
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Most people get paid. Most
people don't commit crimes.
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Sure they do. They
just don't get caught.
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So, how'd the first day
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of giving back to
the community go?
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I sorted a pair of work pants
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that had a prosthetic
leg still in it.
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Shut up.
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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180 hours, Mary.
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Only 174 to go.
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You're enjoying this, aren't ya?
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Darn tootin'.
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I got her on my ass,
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I got Officer
Thomason on my ass.
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Who's that?
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My probation officer. Mm.
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Wait. Rhonda Thomason?
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You know her?
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Yeah. Her kid's on varsity.
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Nice lady. Brings
grapes to halftime.
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She could get the judge
to reduce my hours,
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but she won't do it.
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Yeah, like I said, nice lady.
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By chance, would you
talk to her for me?
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I'm sorry.
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Are you asking me for a favor?
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Yes. Mm.
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I didn't hear the magic word.
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How about this?
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Why don't you pay me
back the money I gave you
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for the down payment
on this house?
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Thank you. Was that so hard?
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She asleep?
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Yeah, 'cause I gave
her a pacifier.
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That's some good mothering.
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How could you not take my side?
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Sorry, but we don't really
know what we're doing.
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I mean, I don't.
You are a natural.
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We're her parents.
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We should decide
how to raise her.
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Okay, but your mom's
done this before.
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I mean, she raised you.
And you're pretty great.
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Do you honestly think
I'm gonna fall for that?
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No, you're way too smart.
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Oh, cut it out.
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And stop defending her.
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I'm not defending her.
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I was just taught to
respect my elders.
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I'm your elder.
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When I say that, you get mad.
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Yeah, 'cause you
shouldn't say it.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Oh. Oh, you think you're funny?
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No, ma'am.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Rhonda.
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Coach Cooper, what
a nice surprise.
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Yeah, you know me.
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Full of surprises.
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Like that fake field
goal against Plainview.
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00:10:16,873 --> 00:10:18,407
Ooh, that was something.
267
00:10:18,441 --> 00:10:20,310
But really.
268
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:21,453
What are you, what
are you doing here?
269
00:10:21,477 --> 00:10:23,280
Well, uh
270
00:10:23,313 --> 00:10:24,947
you may not know this,
271
00:10:24,981 --> 00:10:26,582
but, uh, one of your
272
00:10:26,616 --> 00:10:29,218
clients happens to
be my mother-in-law.
273
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:30,287
Connie Tucker.
274
00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,931
She's a character, ain't she?
275
00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:33,497
And she asked you
to come down here
276
00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:35,024
to see if I would
go easy on her?
277
00:10:35,057 --> 00:10:37,294
What? No, no, no.
278
00:10:37,327 --> 00:10:39,175
No, no, no, no, no.
279
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,062
Yeah.
280
00:10:40,096 --> 00:10:42,231
'Cause she thinks she
deserves special treatment?
281
00:10:42,266 --> 00:10:45,395
Yeah, well, you're just hitting
the nail on the head today.
282
00:10:46,004 --> 00:10:47,570
Let me ask you a question.
283
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,643
Would you give one of your
players special treatment
284
00:10:49,672 --> 00:10:51,341
if they were ducking practice?
285
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:54,370
No, if anything, I'm
tougher on those kids.
286
00:10:54,395 --> 00:10:56,808
So if I understand you,
287
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:59,426
you're saying I should be
tougher on your mother-in-law.
288
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,318
I just made it worse, didn't I?
289
00:11:01,351 --> 00:11:02,919
No, no, no, no, no.
290
00:11:02,952 --> 00:11:04,354
No, no, no, no, no, no.
291
00:11:04,388 --> 00:11:05,621
Yeah.
292
00:11:06,822 --> 00:11:08,457
Okay, then.
293
00:11:08,491 --> 00:11:10,260
Thanks for the grapes.
294
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,961
Mm.
295
00:11:15,365 --> 00:11:17,033
Finished the inventory.
296
00:11:17,066 --> 00:11:18,034
Hey. Georgie?
297
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,535
I ran into Amanda's
298
00:11:19,568 --> 00:11:21,271
old pediatrician and
he said he could take.
299
00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,805
CeeCee on as a new patient.
300
00:11:22,838 --> 00:11:24,807
Thanks, but she
already has a doctor.
301
00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:25,708
Yes.
302
00:11:25,741 --> 00:11:28,278
Well, Dr. Talanda is the best.
303
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,643
Okay, look.
304
00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:30,769
I know you're trying
305
00:11:30,794 --> 00:11:32,382
to help, but Mandy al...
306
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:33,953
Oh, oh, oh, look at that.
307
00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:35,322
That can't be right.
Georgie, come here.
308
00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:36,709
Walk with me for a minute.
309
00:11:36,734 --> 00:11:38,034
Where we going?
310
00:11:38,059 --> 00:11:40,261
Shut up. Keep walking.
311
00:11:44,560 --> 00:11:46,529
Are you mental? What?
312
00:11:46,562 --> 00:11:48,503
Why are you arguing with her?
313
00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:49,966
What? I was just trying
to be a good husband,
314
00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:51,534
and take Mandy's side.
315
00:11:51,567 --> 00:11:53,767
Okay, you know a great
time to take Mandy's side?
316
00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:55,159
When you're alone with Mandy.
317
00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:57,473
And when you're with Audrey...
318
00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,642
Take Audrey's side.
319
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,677
Okay, there's hope for you.
320
00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:03,964
When you're alone
with me in a closet,
321
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,401
feel free to speak your mind.
322
00:12:05,426 --> 00:12:07,612
Seems a little
complicated. Oh, it is.
323
00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:08,918
Yeah, life would
be so much easier
324
00:12:08,951 --> 00:12:10,987
if they just realized
how alike they are.
325
00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:12,456
Don't say that.
326
00:12:12,488 --> 00:12:14,324
Don't ever say that.
327
00:12:14,636 --> 00:12:15,802
We're alone in a closet.
328
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:16,870
You said I could speak my mind.
329
00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,362
Yeah, yeah, but not that.
330
00:12:18,395 --> 00:12:19,962
So where? Nowhere.
331
00:12:19,996 --> 00:12:21,530
They, uh
332
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,965
they'll know.
333
00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:32,661
Working hard?
334
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,362
Hey.
335
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,078
Oh.
336
00:12:36,112 --> 00:12:38,067
What brings you by?
337
00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:40,450
Your son-in-law
dropped in to see me.
338
00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:41,901
Oh, y'all know each other?
339
00:12:41,926 --> 00:12:44,020
We do. Small world.
340
00:12:44,426 --> 00:12:46,088
It did not go your way.
341
00:12:46,122 --> 00:12:48,691
No? No.
342
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,933
Well, you can't blame
a gal for trying.
343
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:52,659
Actually, I can.
344
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,261
Oh, come on, there must be
345
00:12:54,286 --> 00:12:56,466
some criminals out there
that you could be focused on.
346
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,268
Not some old granny
with slot machines.
347
00:12:58,301 --> 00:13:01,696
Go out there and harass somebody
who actually deserves it.
348
00:13:01,721 --> 00:13:02,722
You done?
349
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,558
Yes, I think I am.
350
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,475
My turn.
351
00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:07,576
You are a criminal.
352
00:13:07,610 --> 00:13:10,173
And I can treat you
however the hell I want,
353
00:13:10,198 --> 00:13:12,367
because I own your
tired old ass.
354
00:13:12,948 --> 00:13:15,188
And I will make
your life miserable
355
00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:18,355
unless you shape up
and shape up fast.
356
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,022
Do we understand each other?
357
00:13:21,047 --> 00:13:23,081
Yes, ma'am.
358
00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,561
To be clear,
359
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,307
what are you?
360
00:13:27,332 --> 00:13:28,366
A criminal.
361
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,825
And what do I own?
362
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,251
My tired old ass.
363
00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:33,677
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
364
00:13:34,323 --> 00:13:36,473
I'm gonna come back
in a couple of days.
365
00:13:36,506 --> 00:13:38,741
This room better
be spic and span.
366
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:40,142
It will be. Yes, ma'am.
367
00:13:40,176 --> 00:13:41,677
Thank you, ma'am.
368
00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:45,681
Oh, say hi to George for me.
369
00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:52,221
Hey, Connie.
370
00:13:52,255 --> 00:13:53,490
What did you say to her?
371
00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:54,757
Nothing.
372
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,692
Just what a great
grandma you are.
373
00:13:56,725 --> 00:13:58,495
And what a great
great-grandma you are.
374
00:13:58,528 --> 00:13:59,962
Well, you made it worse.
375
00:13:59,995 --> 00:14:01,097
I'm sorry, I...
376
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:02,384
I did my best.
377
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,066
Well, your best stunk.
378
00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:07,119
So now what?
379
00:14:07,144 --> 00:14:09,413
I got no choice.
380
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:13,189
Got to bring in the big guns.
381
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:15,644
Wow.
382
00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:17,141
What a mess.
383
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,214
Yeah.
384
00:14:18,247 --> 00:14:21,290
You want me to organize
this whole room in two days?
385
00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:22,519
I do.
386
00:14:22,552 --> 00:14:24,753
Oh, boy. Thank you, Meemaw.
387
00:14:27,585 --> 00:14:30,088
Well, you can go ahead and
cancel that appointment.
388
00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:31,965
Thank you.
389
00:14:31,998 --> 00:14:33,334
Gonna kill her.
390
00:14:33,367 --> 00:14:34,634
What's going on?
391
00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,836
My mother made
CeeCee an appointment
392
00:14:36,870 --> 00:14:39,373
with a new doctor and
she didn't even ask.
393
00:14:39,407 --> 00:14:41,808
What? Oh, no.
394
00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:43,009
I am furious.
395
00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:44,378
As you should be.
396
00:14:44,412 --> 00:14:46,414
You don't think
I'm overreacting?
397
00:14:46,446 --> 00:14:47,981
Not at all.
398
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:49,616
I agree with you.
399
00:14:49,649 --> 00:14:52,018
Sometimes I just don't
understand what she's thinking.
400
00:14:52,053 --> 00:14:53,520
Well, how could you?
401
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:55,289
You two are just,
402
00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:56,589
so different.
403
00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:59,119
Thank you.
404
00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:03,697
Toy.
405
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,465
Toy.
406
00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:07,701
Taxidermy.
407
00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,636
Taxidermy.
408
00:15:12,073 --> 00:15:13,506
Toy?
409
00:15:15,409 --> 00:15:18,745
Hi. My name is Teddy Ruxpin.
410
00:15:18,778 --> 00:15:21,047
Can you and I be friends?
411
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:23,049
Nightmare.
412
00:15:23,084 --> 00:15:25,286
I'll start a new box.
413
00:15:25,319 --> 00:15:27,054
How's it going?
414
00:15:27,088 --> 00:15:28,488
What's he doing here?
415
00:15:28,521 --> 00:15:30,523
Meemaw's letting me
organize everything.
416
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:33,526
You're farming out your
community service to my son?
417
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,762
How about thanks for
getting him to the church?
418
00:15:36,730 --> 00:15:38,332
Come on, Sheldon,
we're going home.
419
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,742
But I haven't even
started on the hats yet.
420
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,335
There's so many different kinds.
421
00:15:41,369 --> 00:15:43,703
Baseball, cowboy, hard... Now.
422
00:15:48,608 --> 00:15:50,144
You are unbelievable.
423
00:15:50,177 --> 00:15:51,787
You think that the rules
don't apply to you.
424
00:15:51,811 --> 00:15:53,481
And that when you get caught,
425
00:15:53,513 --> 00:15:55,349
it just becomes
everybody else's problem.
426
00:15:55,383 --> 00:15:56,683
Oh, come on!
427
00:15:56,716 --> 00:15:58,486
He's sorting out a
room full of junk.
428
00:15:58,518 --> 00:16:00,594
This is his Disneyland.
429
00:16:00,619 --> 00:16:01,852
What about Georgie?
430
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,157
What about the gambling room?
431
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,458
He could've gone to jail.
432
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:05,658
I'm sorry
433
00:16:05,692 --> 00:16:07,395
I'm such a disappointment.
434
00:16:07,428 --> 00:16:08,962
Yeah, me, too.
435
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,821
Huh.
436
00:16:14,846 --> 00:16:16,470
Meat's a little dry, isn't it?
437
00:16:16,504 --> 00:16:18,705
No, I like it like this.
438
00:16:18,738 --> 00:16:20,508
You don't think it's too salty?
439
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,542
It's perfect. I
love your cooking.
440
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,233
My mom made this.
441
00:16:25,779 --> 00:16:28,182
Oh, well, now that
you mention it,
442
00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:29,823
it is a little dry.
443
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,385
I made it.
444
00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:32,386
What are you doing to me?
445
00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,753
What are you doing to me?
446
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:34,977
For the past couple of
days you've been agreeing
447
00:16:35,002 --> 00:16:36,490
with everything that I say.
448
00:16:36,524 --> 00:16:37,924
You're right.
449
00:16:37,957 --> 00:16:38,925
Stop it.
450
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:40,227
I'm sorry.
451
00:16:40,261 --> 00:16:42,962
It was suggested to me
that agreeing with you
452
00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:45,166
is the key to a happy marriage.
453
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:46,167
By my dad?
454
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,501
I don't recall.
455
00:16:47,535 --> 00:16:49,669
Georgie... By your dad.
456
00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:51,891
Do my parents
sound happy to you?
457
00:16:51,916 --> 00:16:54,408
I don't know, they're
still married.
458
00:16:54,442 --> 00:16:56,077
Well, I want us to
be better than that.
459
00:16:56,110 --> 00:16:57,078
I agree.
460
00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:58,212
Oh, cut it out.
461
00:16:58,245 --> 00:16:59,813
No, I meant that one.
462
00:17:01,048 --> 00:17:02,015
Okay.
463
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:04,094
And if you want the truth,
464
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:05,923
I think your mom was
right about the doctor.
465
00:17:05,948 --> 00:17:07,149
Excuse me?
466
00:17:07,174 --> 00:17:08,721
Our doctor rubbed
alcohol on one arm
467
00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:11,784
and gave CeeCee the
shot on the other arm.
468
00:17:12,190 --> 00:17:13,141
He did?
469
00:17:13,174 --> 00:17:14,495
He did. Look,
470
00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:16,572
your mom shouldn't have made an
appointment behind our backs,
471
00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:18,798
but our guy might be ready
for the glue factory.
472
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:20,134
Maybe you're right.
473
00:17:21,253 --> 00:17:23,471
I'm confused, do I
like this or not?
474
00:17:30,677 --> 00:17:32,546
What are you doing here?
475
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,780
Helping.
476
00:17:33,813 --> 00:17:35,815
I thought I was
a disappointment.
477
00:17:35,849 --> 00:17:37,518
I can be disappointed with you
478
00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:39,786
and still not want
you to go to jail.
479
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,621
Finished organizing
the religious items.
480
00:17:41,654 --> 00:17:43,524
I separated them by
New Testament hokum,
481
00:17:43,557 --> 00:17:45,825
Old Testament hokum,
and general nonsense.
482
00:17:45,859 --> 00:17:47,528
Also, Sheldon couldn't sleep
483
00:17:47,561 --> 00:17:49,497
knowing the room was
only half-organized.
484
00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:50,706
It's true. It was like my brain
485
00:17:50,730 --> 00:17:52,142
was itchy and I
couldn't scratch it.
486
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,200
Very irritating.
487
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:55,001
It was. Very.
488
00:17:55,034 --> 00:17:57,637
Well, I thank you both, but...
489
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,806
I should be doing this myself.
490
00:17:59,839 --> 00:18:01,941
Yes, you should, but
we're already here.
491
00:18:01,975 --> 00:18:03,676
Great, I'm gonna
start on the books.
492
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:05,546
I invented my own
Dewey Decimal System,
493
00:18:05,579 --> 00:18:07,881
but instead of decimals,
I use fractions.
494
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,489
40 hours, not bad.
495
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:18,938
It might've been 42,
but I rounded down.
496
00:18:18,963 --> 00:18:21,532
And you did all the
work by yourself?
497
00:18:21,557 --> 00:18:22,962
Yes, ma'am.
498
00:18:22,996 --> 00:18:25,965
You know I called your
daughter to check up on you.
499
00:18:25,999 --> 00:18:27,934
Oh.
500
00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:30,070
What did she say?
501
00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:32,173
She said you worked
your butt off.
502
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:34,040
Well, there you go.
503
00:18:34,074 --> 00:18:35,262
All right, then.
504
00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:37,054
I'll see you next week.
505
00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:42,583
You know, you were pretty
rough on me the other day,
506
00:18:42,616 --> 00:18:44,318
and I just want to let you know
507
00:18:44,351 --> 00:18:46,120
that I appreciated that.
508
00:18:46,153 --> 00:18:47,393
You do?
509
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,624
Well, I think it was the kick
in the pants that I needed.
510
00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:54,061
And since things
are going so well,
511
00:18:54,094 --> 00:18:57,697
I was wondering it you might
want to reduce my sentence.
512
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,236
See you next week.
513
00:19:03,204 --> 00:19:04,938
Bye now.
514
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,840
Bye.
515
00:19:11,668 --> 00:19:13,904
I heard you took
CeeCee to Dr. Talanda.
516
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,604
We did.
517
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:17,655
And he was very good.
518
00:19:18,494 --> 00:19:19,399
Thank you.
519
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:20,991
No need to thank me.
520
00:19:21,024 --> 00:19:22,793
I just want the best
for my granddaughter.
521
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:24,928
Well, that's what we all want.
522
00:19:26,127 --> 00:19:27,699
Funny thing.
523
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,601
Uh, Talanda said
524
00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:31,569
it's actually okay for CeeCee
525
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,137
to have her pacifier to sleep.
526
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,545
Who's raising this
baby, him or you?
527
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:36,807
We are.
528
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,676
And I think we're doing
a dang good job of it.
529
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,445
I was talking to my daughter.
530
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:43,681
Oh, I love this commercial.
The dog eats the cat food.
531
00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,918
Georgie can talk, okay?
532
00:19:47,951 --> 00:19:49,687
That's how our marriage works.
533
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,022
Excuse me, are you
implying my husband
534
00:19:52,056 --> 00:19:54,125
isn't allowed to speak his mind?
535
00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:56,594
Well, if we're gonna
put cards on the table,
536
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:57,662
yeah.
537
00:19:57,695 --> 00:20:00,067
That isn't true.
538
00:20:00,092 --> 00:20:02,032
Tell him, Jim. Uh...
539
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:04,245
Like he can say anything now
that you put him on the spot.
540
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,737
He isn't on the spot.
541
00:20:05,802 --> 00:20:07,338
He is a grown man.
542
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,939
Speak.
543
00:20:09,832 --> 00:20:12,514
Stop bossing him around. He
will speak when he wants to.
544
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,154
You want to get some popcorn? AUDREY:
Oh, please, I've been married.
545
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,156
Yeah. To the man for 35
years, I know what he wants.
546
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,225
Maybe what he wants is for
you to get off his back.
547
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:20,351
Oh, look who's an
expert on marriage
548
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,253
after one whole month.
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