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Hi.
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Hi. Thanks for coming.
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The Golden Bull Grill had
their grand opening next door
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and the big guy
just wandered over.
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Right into the perfect section
of the store.
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Can you help?
We open in an hour.
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This is huge.
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I mean, we got bulls, plates,
silverware, glasses...
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It's official.
We have a bull
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- in a China shop.
- in the dishware aisle.
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What?
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Sorry, sometimes it's hard
for me to play along.
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Shred, we need a photo.
or no one's gonna believe this.
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Oh yeah.
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Get over there.
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We're gonna walk outta here
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into every adorable animal
account on MySpace.
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Wait, cut off your feet.
Sorry.
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It's alright.
Like any responsible business
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I'm sure they have
bull insurance.
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Lemon ricotta pancakes,
my queen.
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What? Lemon and ricotta?
Oh my goodness.
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Oh, um... sorry,
I'll be right back.
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Hey.
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Whassssaaap!
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Uh, let me guess.
You're at Rick's.
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Yeah. Uh, what's
going on?
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Hey, I got a new lead
and it is big.
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Wow, you gasp a lot.
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Magicians must love you
in their audience.
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Look, we're gonna meet
my CI in 20 minutes.
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He has new intel on
the animal smuggling case.
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I thought he was too scared
to talk.
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Sometimes you gotta
make things happen.
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We've gone through the looking
glass, across the Rubicon,
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and now we are everywhere
we wanna be. Later.
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What?
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Everything ok?
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Um, you know, I have to go
into the office early.
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What happened?
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So, sadly, Officer Larson
was bit by a coyote.
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Oh my goodness.
Uh, I don't think I know Larson.
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Is he ok?
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Yeah, I think I just need to be
there for a little hand-holding.
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Mmm.
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Bye.
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I guess more pancakes for me
and Emilio.
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Alright, yes, yes, yes.
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- Bye mom, bye dad.
- Bye beta.
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- Love you.
- Bye.
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- Have a great day, beta.
- I always do.
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No, you don't.
You hate your life.
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Who is this chipper Patel?
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Since they have come to town
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they have been
unbelievably helpful.
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Hey Victoria, you look
lovely today!
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Awe, thank you!
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I would love to fit in
one more study session
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before my citizenship
exam tomorrow.
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well, how about at lunch today?
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And I can fit it between the oil
change and TaeKwon Do pick-up.
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TaeKwon Do pick-up, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh, shoot. I never found
Danny's orange belt.
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We did.
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Never been happier.
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Hey, buddy.
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Rick.
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I hate to interrupt
but I'm looking for Emily.
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Just wanted to drop off
some pancakes.
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She's not here right now
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and I'm kind of in the middle
of something.
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Are you looking for a nanny?
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I was looking for a nanny,
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but I guess I'm talking
to you now.
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If you must know, I met a woman
at Oakwood Country Club
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but I never got her name.
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All I know is that she was
a nanny, she was a diver,
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and when I met her my heart
did somersaults.
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Have you gone back to the club?
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Sure, Rick.
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Why don't I just pull up
in my Bugatti,
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wave my golden ticket around,
wear a cashmere suit...
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Hey, hey, hey.
Are we good?
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I'm sensing a lotta heat
coming off this kettle.
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I'm sorry, I'm just, you know,
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I'm hitting a lot of dead-ends
and it's very frustrating.
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Well, my finance guy
is a member over there.
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I could give him a jingle,
get us in for lunch.
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That's actually really helpful.
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Thank you.
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By the way, do you know
why Officer Larson
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got bit by a coyote?
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Now is not the time
for riddles, Rick.
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Just make the call.
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I kinda hate
that I lied to Rick.
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You gotta let that go.
I lie to Shred all the time.
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He thinks I invented
Big League Chew.
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Hey, Terry.
Where the hell you been?
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I wanted to make sure
I wasn't followed.
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Right, makes sense.
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You're walking almost
half a mile an hour
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with an enormous pig
for some reason.
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This pig has a name.
The name's Denise.
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I had to bring her.
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If I leave her alone
she'll lick her snout bald.
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Awe.
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Who's this?
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Oh, I'm Emily.
I'm the partner.
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Can we trust her?
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Yeah, I think so.
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You think so?
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Listen, you need to step up and
tell us who's running things.
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Not because it's the right
thing to do
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but because I'm running out
of cool places for us to meet.
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I can't, man.
I'm in too deep.
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Think of the animals!
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What if Denise got smuggled,
huh?
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The hog needs a champion.
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Alvin Lucas.
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I don't...
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- I don't know who that is.
- Never heard of him.
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He owns the refuge.
He actually owns a bunch.
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I don't know what
makes me angrier,
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the hypocrisy or the crime.
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- Well...
- The crime.
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You guys hear that?
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Terry, you need to chill out.
No one's following you.
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Who's over there?
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- Scatter!
- Oh god!
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What is one power of
the federal government?
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Oh, to print monayyyy!
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I think you're gonna be great!
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Awe, thank you so much,
Mr. Patel.
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Honestly, I couldn't have
done this without you.
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Oh, no.
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Thank you.
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Oh, gosh.
A little fly-by smooch.
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Anyway, thank you so much.
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Oh, saint can you...
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Hi there. We are guests
of Trenton Chase.
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My name is Rick Doyle.
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You're not on my list.
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Uh, I texted him and he replied
“yeah, no, for sure”.
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Ugh, Rick, that's bro speak
for “not gonna happen”.
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Do your due diligence!
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Look, I know this is
about the girl
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but I'm catching a lot of
friendly fire from you.
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Wait, that's her!
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Sir, do you know
that woman's name?
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No, she always gives aliases.
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Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita...
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She Mambo Number Five'd you.
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Wait a second, I know
that bandana.
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It's the kind the taffy pourers
wear down in Frontier Town.
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I was there last week.
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You used all that settlement
money just to dick around
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doing awesome stuff all day,
don't you?
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Against my better judgement
I had my precinct
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lend your precinct
our beachcomber vehicle.
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Which we returned to you
the next day, Templeton.
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Hah!
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With a broken cup holder
and two boot marks on the dash.
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Your crew are animals!
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Uh, yeah.
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So, Templeton, why don't you
just go ahead and send me a...
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Emily? Emily?
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Emily! Why is this happening
agai...
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Oh, thank goodness.
Thank you so much.
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I just did a deep dive
on everything Lucas...
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Mmhmm.
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...and I think I hit
the motherlode.
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Are you talking about
the gala that he's hosting
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at the aquarium tonight?
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Oh, that was gonna be
my big reveal.
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Oh.
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I suppose you know that all
the tickets are sold out, too?
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Sold out?
What? No.
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Don't patronize me.
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But what you don't know is that
I've already talked to Terry
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and he is gonna sneak us in
through the penguin enclosure.
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I did not know that.
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That's news to me and I love it.
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Wait, so what happens
when we get inside?
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We set up a buy with Lucas?
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Do we look like
the type of people
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that Alvin Lucas would
do business with?
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Cover stories.
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Situationally appropriate gasp.
I'll allow it.
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So, when I was a cop, I went
undercover all the time.
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I was a skinhead, a Hare Krishna
at the airport,
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a meth dealer with alopecia.
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Oh.
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Wait...
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What if being bald is part
of my disguise tonight?
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And that will pair really nicely
with um... with uh...
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a cajun accent.
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Yes.
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Beaudine Desveraux.
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Offshore oil magnate
from Baton Rouge.
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That's very good.
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And I'm your first and
third wife, Marguerite.
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That's great.
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Ok, so we have to come up
with an exotic animal
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we're trying to buy.
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Lemur?
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- Lemur!
- Yes!
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For our sick daughter, Abigail.
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Her lupus has come back.
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I hope you like gumbo,
Mr. Lucas,
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because you are about to be
in some very hot water.
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Hey.
What're you still doing here?
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We're T-minus 20 on TaeKwon Do.
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I kissed Victoria.
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What?
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Well, actually
Victoria kissed me.
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And I let it happen.
On my lips.
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Ok, this sounds like maybe
it was an accident?
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I strayed, and I gotta
tell your mom.
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No, you don't need to do that.
No telling mom.
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You didn't stray.
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Your mom is gonna be
really hurt.
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And now we have to move back
to Nashville to work on things.
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What? No, you can't leave.
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Dad, the kids?
They're gonna be devastated.
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Addy was just talking about
how much she loves watching
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Dada empty the dishwasher.
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What have I done?
Curse my stupid kissable face.
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Welcome to Barnaby's
General Store,
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home of the finest hand-pulled
taffy west of the Mississippi.
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Can I ask you a random question?
Does this woman work here?
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What on god's green earth?
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Your chalk slate appears
to be glowing.
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He's the best, he never
breaks character.
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Does she look familiar at all?
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Oh my stars.
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Oh, Emily's cancelling
on dinner.
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I hope Larson's ok.
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Dude, who is Larson?
You keep bringing him up.
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She's probably just working on
her special project with Frank.
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What special project?
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The secret one?
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That maybe you don't know about?
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I don't think it's a big deal.
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Why is she hiding it from me?
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Uh, sir, I respect
your commitment
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but I can see your Invisalign.
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Just tell me.
Did this lady work here?
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She was a taffy puller
but she was fired
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for vaping in the saloon.
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Ok. Do you know
her name?
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I just knew her as
the young widow Jenkins.
253
00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:32,104
Come on, man!
254
00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:33,172
Okay. Alright.
255
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:34,774
You broke him.
256
00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,086
You broke my dad and now
he's gonna leave.
257
00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:38,868
This is ridiculous,
we barely grazed lips.
258
00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,221
I'll go talk to her.
259
00:09:40,297 --> 00:09:41,870
Or you kiss me.
260
00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,298
And just hear me out.
261
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,298
In front of him.
262
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,207
What? No.
263
00:09:45,394 --> 00:09:46,969
Totally valid reaction.
Let me explain.
264
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:50,456
That way he thinks it's just
a normal New Zealand custom.
265
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:51,784
Ok, so this is not going
to happen.
266
00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,567
I would rather kiss
your dad again.
267
00:09:53,568 --> 00:09:55,105
Victoria, we're going
to figure this out,
268
00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:56,129
so this is happening.
269
00:09:56,239 --> 00:09:59,147
Ok, just tell your dad
to stop texting me.
270
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,224
Done.
271
00:10:00,408 --> 00:10:01,741
Are you being serious right now?
272
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:04,394
Oh, hey Fra...
273
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:05,803
Rick.
274
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,307
Hi. What-uh, what are you
doing here?
275
00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:09,917
I just wanted to come by
276
00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:12,735
and see how your special project
with Frank was going.
277
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:13,662
Special project?
278
00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:14,739
Um...
279
00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:17,258
Oh, mon chere, your limousine...
Oh, hey Rick.
280
00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:19,092
Larson, right? It's crazy.
281
00:10:19,168 --> 00:10:20,744
Ok, uh, here's the deal.
282
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,596
Frank and I are doing an
undercover investigation
283
00:10:23,673 --> 00:10:25,657
on an animal smuggling ring.
284
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:26,750
What?
285
00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:29,177
I know I should have told you
but I didn't exactly get
286
00:10:29,178 --> 00:10:31,163
a sign-off from the division
on this one
287
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,923
and I know you're
Mr. By-the-Book, so...
288
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,091
I am?
289
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,778
Well, I'm sorry for having
a North Star.
290
00:10:37,779 --> 00:10:39,100
In the words of
Marcus Aurelius...
291
00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:42,115
Ugh! Please do not quote
Marcus Aurelius at me right now.
292
00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:44,284
I... I can't handle that.
293
00:10:44,360 --> 00:10:45,286
You don't like my quotes?
294
00:10:45,361 --> 00:10:46,620
I do not love them.
295
00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:48,937
Well, in the words
of Marcus Aurelius,
296
00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:51,292
I've been carrying you
at game nights.
297
00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:54,036
Oh, that is... that's insane.
298
00:10:54,038 --> 00:10:55,038
Clue!
299
00:10:55,463 --> 00:10:56,463
What're you doing?
300
00:10:56,539 --> 00:10:59,282
bees in your pants.
301
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:01,134
Bees in your pants!
302
00:11:01,136 --> 00:11:03,787
I stand by bees in your pants
'cause ants in your pants
303
00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,029
seemed like too easy of a guess!
304
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,030
There was nothing in my pants!
305
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,192
I was obviously hula hooping!
306
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:11,370
And then lo and behold we lose
to Elise and Brian again.
307
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,721
Alright, is there anything else
that bugs you about me
308
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,316
that you've just been
sitting on?
309
00:11:15,392 --> 00:11:16,633
I can think of a few things.
310
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,561
Well, me too, so let's get real
and just...
311
00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:20,638
Rip off the Band-Aid.
312
00:11:21,030 --> 00:11:22,346
Ok, you knew 'cause
I was so clear.
313
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,289
- You see?
- Rip off the...
314
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:24,941
How is this clear?
315
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,275
This is clear!
This is clear!
316
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,504
There's bees everywhere.
Get them out of my...
317
00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:33,283
Hey.
318
00:11:33,376 --> 00:11:34,951
Hey.
319
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,195
I knew you were always wearing
a hair piece.
320
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,197
Okay. Can you come to the gala
with me tonight?
321
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,288
As what, your daughter?
322
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:42,308
Solid burn, no time
for a comeback.
323
00:11:42,385 --> 00:11:45,052
Emily's out and I need
a plus one
324
00:11:45,054 --> 00:11:46,888
to keep my Beaudine
alibi airtight.
325
00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:47,965
Tempting, but no.
326
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,207
I have the biggest test
of my life tomorrow.
327
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,210
Right. Uh, what's
the Sixth Amendment?
328
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,279
Uh, right to a speedy trial.
329
00:11:53,303 --> 00:11:54,821
You're probably right.
You're ready.
330
00:11:54,898 --> 00:11:56,447
Come on, I can't do this alone.
331
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,217
Please?
332
00:11:59,695 --> 00:12:02,495
I think I might have something
I can throw on in my locker.
333
00:12:02,572 --> 00:12:03,572
Great.
334
00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:09,293
Uh, no shoes?
335
00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,063
Have fun, you wank.
336
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,231
Uh, no, it's very cool.
337
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,234
It's very high low
and of the moment.
338
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,327
It looks great. Really.
339
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,740
I mean, I declare
that you could charm
340
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,166
a propeller off a swamp pole.
341
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,403
Stop talking like that,
it's weird.
342
00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:26,019
Like what?
This is how I talk.
343
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,503
And I haven't understood
a word you've said
344
00:12:27,504 --> 00:12:28,504
in a year and a half.
345
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,509
Ok, remember.
Stick to the bullet points.
346
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,270
Devereaux, Marguerite,
lemur, lupus, Abigail.
347
00:12:36,346 --> 00:12:38,940
Frank, too many names.
If I try to cram those up here
348
00:12:39,017 --> 00:12:40,591
I'm gonna start
losing presidents.
349
00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,610
Terry, open up.
350
00:12:44,614 --> 00:12:45,706
Shoot.
351
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:47,264
This is unhinged, even for me.
352
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,375
Ok, ok.
353
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:49,192
Hey, Frank.
354
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,519
Terry, why am I hearing music
355
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,749
and why are you not on
the other side of this door?
356
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,529
I'm at a Bennigans in Canada.
357
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,956
I'm out, Frank.
358
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:58,275
Terry, I hope you choke on-
359
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,701
Well, Marguerite, plan B.
360
00:12:59,703 --> 00:13:00,946
I thought I was Abigail.
361
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:01,962
Abigail's our lupus kid.
362
00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:03,538
You really should be
off book by now.
363
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,542
So is my character
from New Zealand?
364
00:13:06,543 --> 00:13:07,644
No. Absolutely not.
365
00:13:14,144 --> 00:13:17,052
Devereaux comma Beaudine.
Plus one.
366
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,798
Um, sorry sir, I can't seem
to find that name.
367
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,107
Is it possible you're listed
under your daughter's name?
368
00:13:22,184 --> 00:13:24,302
Sir, I take offense.
369
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:28,155
I am so sorry, this is totally
my fault, I forgot to RSVP.
370
00:13:28,232 --> 00:13:30,917
Typical third wife move.
371
00:13:30,994 --> 00:13:32,586
I'm sorry, sir.
Next please.
372
00:13:32,736 --> 00:13:37,240
Do you have any idea who donated
this wing of the aquarium?
373
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,317
The sting ray touch pond
or the tea lights
374
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,001
that illuminate your face
right now?
375
00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,411
An anonymous donor.
376
00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:44,172
Let the veil drop.
377
00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:46,265
The anonymous donor?
It is I.
378
00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:47,491
It is him.
379
00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:49,936
Marguerite, how many greenbacks
did we unfold here.
380
00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:52,346
I believe 700 million.
381
00:13:52,349 --> 00:13:55,850
I think you might be conflating
the size of the gifts
382
00:13:55,927 --> 00:13:57,259
but it was sizable.
383
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:58,686
What's the hold up here?
384
00:13:58,763 --> 00:14:00,263
It's ok, just go in.
385
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,532
- Thank you. Go Saints.
- Okay.
386
00:14:09,106 --> 00:14:10,956
- Oh, hello.
- Hey.
387
00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:12,292
It's mice to see you.
388
00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:15,629
Oh, I'm sorry, that was
a lame joke.
389
00:14:15,705 --> 00:14:17,355
- Are...
- No.
390
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,373
Are you ok?
391
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,357
Yeah, no I'm...
392
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,970
I don't know, Rick and I had
a huge fight, so...
393
00:14:24,047 --> 00:14:25,620
Maybe he deserved it, you know.
394
00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:29,125
Yeah, it was our first
real fight
395
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,145
and a lot of stuff came out
and I just...
396
00:14:33,222 --> 00:14:36,149
I don't know, I'm just wondering
if we're as solid as I thought.
397
00:14:36,301 --> 00:14:37,301
Yeah.
398
00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:40,894
It's tough to say
because I wasn't there.
399
00:14:40,971 --> 00:14:42,989
Yeah. Yeah,
that makes sense.
400
00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,139
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
401
00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:47,235
Um... I guess I'll leave you
to it.
402
00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:48,476
Yeah, ok.
403
00:14:48,479 --> 00:14:49,538
Right.
404
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,657
Actually, I just have
to say um...
405
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,234
Rick is a really good dude.
406
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,919
And uh, when you find
something good
407
00:15:05,996 --> 00:15:09,057
you shouldn't just let it go.
Believe me.
408
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,576
That's good advice.
409
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,578
Yeah.
410
00:15:17,674 --> 00:15:19,149
Thank you.
411
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:23,178
Sorry.
There he is.
412
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,032
He's probably trying to sell the
jellyfish right out of the tank.
413
00:15:26,109 --> 00:15:27,428
Do you want me
to proposition him?
414
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:31,111
That doesn't always have
to be your first move.
415
00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:34,356
I think we should do the simple
thing and I'll fake a seizure,
416
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,283
you pull my tongue out,
he'll come over.
417
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,769
I bet you he knows first aid.
418
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,604
Ok. Or we could just...
419
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,364
- Hi!
- Hello.
420
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,440
- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
421
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:43,549
Alvin Lucas.
422
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,701
Marguerite Devereaux.
This is my husband, Beaudine.
423
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,296
But everyone thinks he's my dad.
424
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,206
It is a pleasure to meet you.
425
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:53,951
And might I say, you have
a wonderful aquarium here.
426
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,379
And I should know, we have a
pretty good one in Baton Rouge.
427
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,471
Well, thank you.
428
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,125
I hope this isn't too forward
but from one bald man
429
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,403
to another you have the
smoothest head I've ever seen.
430
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,129
Oh!
431
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,057
I shave twice a day
and I wax for formal events.
432
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,467
You know, I can't even count
one single sun spot.
433
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,302
May I just...
434
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,246
Sorry, it's just that I...
435
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,066
Nice to meet you.
436
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,661
As far as sun spots go,
437
00:16:19,663 --> 00:16:23,331
we like to summer in the shady
mountains of Wyoming.
438
00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:24,982
Well, I have a ranch there.
439
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,292
Although, it is going to hell.
440
00:16:26,369 --> 00:16:28,001
The Secretary of the Interior
441
00:16:28,004 --> 00:16:30,138
is trying to eminently domain
my land.
442
00:16:31,432 --> 00:16:33,600
My daughter has lupus.
443
00:16:33,677 --> 00:16:35,418
Um...
444
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,086
Oh, well uh, I'm sorry
to hear that.
445
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,482
Um, anyway, it's been a pleasure
meeting both of you.
446
00:16:42,945 --> 00:16:45,852
Don't get me started
on Deb Haaland.
447
00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:48,005
Secretary of the Interior.
448
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,097
You know who Haaland is?
449
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,283
Unfortunately.
450
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,509
I can't believe she's eighth
in line for the presidency.
451
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,028
Although, better
than Tom Vilsack.
452
00:16:55,105 --> 00:16:56,514
The Secretary of Agriculture.
453
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,533
You really know your
federal government.
454
00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:00,626
Know your enemy, huh?
455
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,020
Cheers.
456
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,372
I like her.
457
00:17:04,374 --> 00:17:07,025
Abigail's favorite movie
is Madagascar.
458
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,028
As... as my husband
was trying to say,
459
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,363
our daughter has had
a tough year.
460
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,381
Mmhmm?
461
00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,142
But there is something
that would really cheer her up.
462
00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:17,384
Oh.
463
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,061
Can we ask a favor?
464
00:17:25,303 --> 00:17:26,469
Hi.
465
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,028
Hi.
466
00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:36,269
Look, I'm really sorry
that I lied to you.
467
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,223
It's just you're this moral,
perfect person
468
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,409
and I'm just scared of
disappointing you sometimes.
469
00:17:41,486 --> 00:17:43,336
Well, I'm sorry I freaked out
so much.
470
00:17:43,413 --> 00:17:46,230
I am too rigid and I'm always
spouting quotes.
471
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,008
No, no, no, but I like
some of your quotes.
472
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:49,567
Especially the short ones.
473
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,993
And this was obviously
a hula-hooping.
474
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,846
No, that was not a great clue.
475
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:56,740
I was thrusting my hips.
It was way too provocative.
476
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,853
Are we terrible at game night?
477
00:17:59,929 --> 00:18:00,929
We might be.
478
00:18:02,339 --> 00:18:04,691
Regardless, I should never
have kept you in the dark.
479
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:10,529
I mean, if there's anyone
I trust it's... it's you.
480
00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:12,089
I feel the same way.
481
00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,442
But that doesn't mean that
I shouldn't work on myself.
482
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:17,519
Oh, yeah, I wanna work
on myself, too.
483
00:18:17,521 --> 00:18:19,946
So there's this
meditation retreat
484
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:21,281
that I've always wanted
to go on,
485
00:18:21,358 --> 00:18:22,767
I think it would be really
good for me.
486
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,769
That's great.
487
00:18:23,878 --> 00:18:28,131
The thing is it's for a month
in Nepal.
488
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,442
Oh.
489
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,884
I don't have to go though,
I mean it's...
490
00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:33,126
No, no, no, no.
You should go.
491
00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:35,180
You should go.
I'll miss you.
492
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,223
Wassssaaaap!
493
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,376
Yeah, if we're being honest
with each other,
494
00:18:41,378 --> 00:18:45,898
sometimes I wish your bird
was not... alive.
495
00:18:45,974 --> 00:18:48,067
One more.
I have my big test tomorrow.
496
00:18:48,144 --> 00:18:50,385
Beer and wine from now on, ok?
497
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,298
You were fantastic tonight.
Really.
498
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,133
To Abigail and her lemur.
499
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,326
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
500
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,894
Mmm. Delicious.
501
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,895
We're like really good parents.
502
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,082
Mmm.
503
00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:03,641
Can I have ten bucks
for the coat guy?
504
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,643
No.
505
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,311
Alright.
506
00:19:07,738 --> 00:19:08,738
Panama City, Florida...
507
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:09,814
Oh.
508
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,575
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
509
00:19:12,576 --> 00:19:13,984
Fooled his own brother.
510
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,987
Frank? Bald Frank.
511
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,180
Shh.
512
00:19:18,933 --> 00:19:21,267
Wait. What the hell
are you doing here, huh?
513
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:22,935
Is that mom's friend, Mimi?
514
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:24,162
It just happened.
515
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,329
Why are you wearing a bald cap?
516
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,612
Are you trying to be undercover?
517
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:27,773
- I am undercover.
- Yeah?
518
00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:29,086
- Remember that animal ring?
- Yeah.
519
00:19:29,111 --> 00:19:31,111
I set up a buy and there's
gonna be a big bust
520
00:19:31,113 --> 00:19:32,019
and guess where it's happening?
521
00:19:32,096 --> 00:19:32,686
Where?
522
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:33,445
- The docks.
- A dock bust.
523
00:19:33,522 --> 00:19:34,188
Yeah.
524
00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:35,949
- Good for you.
- At night.
525
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:37,342
Fog rolling in.
526
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,286
You and Dad and the entire
Seattle PD
527
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:42,529
can go find another civic
employee to kick around.
528
00:19:42,606 --> 00:19:44,348
Frank Shaw is back.
529
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,294
Oh, hi Ms. De Angelo.
How's Mr. De Angelo?
530
00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:50,462
He's very much
in the dark, Frank.
531
00:19:50,539 --> 00:19:51,539
Understood.
532
00:19:54,135 --> 00:19:58,045
What? A buy at the docks?
How sinister and cool.
533
00:19:58,122 --> 00:19:59,529
Ugh, I wish I could go.
534
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,624
Well, of course you're going,
you're my partner.
535
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:02,307
Wait, really?
536
00:20:02,384 --> 00:20:03,367
Yeah.
537
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,478
But he's already met Marguerite.
538
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,130
But he has not met my partially
deaf attaché, Lorna.
539
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,276
How's your hard
of hearing voice?
540
00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:10,460
Yeah, I'm not doing that one.
541
00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:14,060
But what about Maria,
your Italian consigliere?
542
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:15,229
Ciao Bella.
543
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,047
But partially deaf?
544
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,156
No, she's not deaf at all.
545
00:20:17,232 --> 00:20:20,233
Ooh, I heard we had
some big fun last night.
546
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,996
Lasagne, Garfield, Mondays.
547
00:20:24,332 --> 00:20:26,665
Seriously, though.
I heard last night was epic.
548
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,834
Pics please.
549
00:20:27,911 --> 00:20:28,911
Scusi.
550
00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:31,837
There.
551
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,564
Oh Frank, you look great.
552
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,156
I really like you
with a bald head.
553
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,250
Look at this, a limo?
554
00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:38,044
Mmhmm.
555
00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,327
Passed apps?
556
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,513
Wow, this is truly a night
to remember.
557
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:42,516
My...
558
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:44,852
Oh my god.
559
00:20:45,502 --> 00:20:46,502
Oh my god!
560
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:48,188
It's her!
561
00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:50,096
It's the girl from
the country club!
562
00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:52,007
She lives and she's a caterer!
563
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,174
This is huge.
564
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,028
Oh, a thief who can't keep
a job?
565
00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:56,421
You better lock this one down,
Shred.
566
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,073
She stole my heart.
What can I say?
567
00:21:01,368 --> 00:21:03,869
Hey. What're you guys
doing here?
568
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:06,372
I wanted to wish Victoria
good luck on her exam.
569
00:21:06,449 --> 00:21:07,449
Oh.
570
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:09,875
I had to practically drag
your dad to the car.
571
00:21:09,952 --> 00:21:11,877
She's not here.
Let's go.
572
00:21:11,954 --> 00:21:13,362
Oh, hi Victoria!
573
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,957
Uh-oh, someone had
a rough night.
574
00:21:16,032 --> 00:21:18,701
You, Mom, Dad, they're here.
575
00:21:18,702 --> 00:21:21,095
Anything you wanna say
or... do?
576
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,207
Fine.
577
00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:26,351
Yeah.
578
00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:35,276
It's nice to see you,
Mrs. Patel.
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