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Anyone wanna see if I can swallow
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this hard-boiled egg without chewing?
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- Oh, all right.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?
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Wait, Jeff! Don't eat that egg!
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[GULPS, CHOKING]
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I just read a shocking expose
in the Langley Alt Weekly
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about Gentle Goodness Valley,
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our brand of supposedly
"cruelty-free" eggs.
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Apparently they're not all
they're cracked up to be.
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[LAUGHING]
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Turns out they've been punching
the chickens left and right,
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just like at the big corporate farms.
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Well, who's so high and mighty now?
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Ready to switch to my brand?
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Never!
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Hey, some people keep
chickens in their backyard
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and get their eggs that way.
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- Jeff and I could do that.
- Ha! You bozos?
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[CRUNCHING]
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That'll be the day.
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Yes, mom, that "ull" be the day.
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This time next week,
we'll be eating an omelette
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made of our very own
homegrown eggs, bet on it.
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Silence!
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The time draws near for the...
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- Mail!
- ♪ Check out whatchya got now ♪
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♪ Getchya postcards,
birthday cards ♪
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- ♪ eBay-ordered slot cars ♪
- Mail!
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♪ A-get it while it's hot now ♪
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♪ If a letter makes ya wetter
than a better Eddie Vedder ♪
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♪ It's ma-a-a-a-il! ♪
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Yes, the mail.
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With each letter, the promise
of a thrilling new adventure.
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Let's see.
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Inherited a haunted amusement park,
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S.O.S. from mind quad.
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Yeah, these are all big-time duds.
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Maybe I'll check my e-mail.
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Party time! Excellent!
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
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Everybody, quick! Shut up!
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I've been invited to a
party at Bullock's house.
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Jim J. Bullock? Holy moly!
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- No. Avery Bullock, my boss.
- Still very cool.
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A chance to impress Bullock
in a non-work setting
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could be huge for me at my
non-non-work setting... work.
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Want me to come along
and be your wingman?
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Help you really wow him?
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A kind offer, Roger,
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but my answer is a harsh
and emphatic "no".
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I have every confidence
I'll knock his socks off
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all on my own at this
b-b-b-b-b-barbecue?
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Summer casual?
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♪♪
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Mornin', Smiths!
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Well, what do you think?
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- Looks great.
- Looks awesome.
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Perfect BBQ outfit!
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- It's horrible!
- It's shit! Next!
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- It's nice.
- It slaps!
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- It sucks!
- It blows!
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- I look like an idiot!
- A fool!
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It's terrible!
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Hated it!
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- Stupid!
- Get it outta here, Francine!
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[BELCHES] Yes.
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Baller as hell. Done.
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[CRIES] It makes my
shoulders look weird!
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Like a monster's shoulders!
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For the love of God,
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how the hell am I ever supposed
to do any work in this house?!
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Ugh!
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Stan, I'm confused.
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You've worn casual clothes before.
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But I've never felt comfortable in them.
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I get so self-conscious
about my pointy ankles,
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- gentleman's fupa, and big weird...
- Chin.
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...knees that wrinkle up and
look like the grumpy old men
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when I stand.
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My body was built for suits.
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It's the only thing I feel confident in.
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Screw it, I'm gonna wear
a suit to the barbecue.
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Better to be overdressed
than underdressed, right?
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Hundred percent. But I don't know...
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♪♪
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Summer, summer, summerti-i-me!
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[PANTING]
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Duper, Hooper...
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What's shakin'... My babies?
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Geez, Stan. Isn't it a little hot for...
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Is this corduroy?
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Smith, glad you're here,
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because I've got your most
important mission ever...
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Manning the grill!
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[SIZZLING]
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♪♪
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Raw meat...
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So cold...
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- Feels... good...
- BULLOCK: Smith?
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[DISTORTED] Are you all right?
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'Eyyyyyy.
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[LAUGHTER]
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DUPER: Oh, my God, look at his fupa!
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[CRYING]
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And then Duper said: "Oh, my God.
Look at his fupa!"
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I made a fool of myself!
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And the worst part is Gooper's having
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another barbecue this Saturday.
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You work with a Gooper?
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Yeah, he sits over by the printer,
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with Hooper, Booper and Ozymandias.
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Stan, I'm about to lay some hard,
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earth-shattering truth on you.
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You should probably lie down.
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Things are about to
get crazy real for you.
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I'll light some candles
and put on some Enya.
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- [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]
- Your suit is like armor
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for you, Stan.
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It gives you confidence,
but it's a false confidence
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that makes you uptight and overbearing.
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You need to find true, easy confidence,
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- but the suit won't let you.
- Whoa.
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This isn't really Enya, by the way.
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- It's just Enya-like.
- Whoa.
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What you need is a line
of custom casual-wear
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that you'll finally feel
truly comfortable in,
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tailored specifically to the contours
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of your strange and challenging body.
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- And you'd do that for me?
- Absolutely!
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It'd actually be a nice chance
for us to do a little bonding.
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Crafting bespoke clothing
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- is a deeply intimate process.
- I don't know.
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Sometimes when we do things like this
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- you can get a bit...
- Selfless?
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Guilty as charged.
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I ask absolutely nothing in return.
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I'll just have to dust off my
old-fashion designer persona...
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Huh. No dust.
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Hold on a sec.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Sir Jennings Cockburn,
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fashion titan of post-war London!
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[COUGHING]
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Don't breathe that in, Stan.
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It's asbestos.
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[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Good morning, my seamstresses.
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Imelda, Agnes, Vera, Gooper.
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I have a Gooper, too. Martha.
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Martha's the one I'm sleeping with.
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♪♪
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I always put secret,
deeply meaningful little messages
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in the lining of all my garments.
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_
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When you picture yourself
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free of that suit, what do you see?
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Mm. I'm...
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playful.
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- A goof.
- A goose.
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A silly goose?
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Yes, but also...
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unbound by rules and conventions.
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Rebellious.
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A bad boy.
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But still light.
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Still playful.
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A bad goose.
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♪♪
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And now, the moment of truth.
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And how do you feel?
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Lighter than air!
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Roger, how can I ever thank you?
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I told you, I ask for nothing in return.
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Now go, you're late for
your next barbecue as it is!
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- But there must be something...
- Tell you what.
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If you have a good time today,
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maybe swing by for a celebratory sherry,
how about that?
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Now run along, my goose!
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[LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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- [CHICKEN CLUCKS]
- Aah!
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My watermelon!
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- Surprised?
- Aah!
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Looks like us "bozos"
might see this thing through after all.
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So where'd you bozos get
all these chickens anyway?
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Dicks with Chicks,
the local chicken hatchery
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owned by brothers
Larry and Randall Dick.
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And how many eggs have you gotten?
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None yet.
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The chickens turned
out to be a bit more...
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aggressive than expected.
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But we're making great progress
with the little ladies.
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The trick is to never
show them any fear.
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Aah! Devil bird!
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[SCREAMING, CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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Well, they're crapping
all over the place,
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so you can't keep them in the yard.
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Ready to give up yet?
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- JEFF: [WHIMPERING] Yes!
- Not a chance.
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I think we can make this work.
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING, JEFF SCREAMING]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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Yeah, I'm just kinda doing the
couch potato thing tonight,
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watching "Hostel 2" with Martha.
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- Mm!
- Dad?
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How was the barbecue?
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It was absolutely...
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divine!
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Oh, Steve, you should've seen me.
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I was so easy and fun and free!
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Yo, Stan, where ya want this puppy?
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Me and the guys had such a good time
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we decided to keep it going
with a little after-barbecue.
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To the back yard, boys!
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TOGETHER: [CHANTING] Stan!
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Stan! Stan! Stan!
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Well, Roger will be pleased.
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- [LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CONVERSATION IN DISTANCE]
- STAN: Wait!
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There was something
special I was gonna do
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if I had a good time today.
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A celebratory cannonball!
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[SPLASH]
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[CHEERING]
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Aah!
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Rogu, I'm the only thing not burning.
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♪♪
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Smith, what's the meaning of this?
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This is a non-non-work setting!
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Shall we brush up on
the agency dress code?
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How 'bout we don't and say we did?
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What a cool thing to say!
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But what if it came from
the twisted mind of...
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- the tickle monster!
- [LAUGHS]
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Smith, I'm loving the new you.
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Truly,
amber is the color of your energy.
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Boop! [GIGGLES]
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[BELL DINGING]
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Instant promotion!
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪♪
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Uh, what's this now?
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"E equals mc squared and
Gettysburg Address in 1776."
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Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
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Da-aaaad!
259
00:10:45,760 --> 00:10:47,360
Wouldn't you rather be playing this...
260
00:10:47,362 --> 00:10:49,028
PlayStation 5?!
261
00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:50,497
Hot piggly hog!
262
00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,300
Boop! [GIGGLES]
263
00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:56,035
Where's my boop?
264
00:10:56,037 --> 00:10:57,904
Oh, you'll get your boop, m'lady.
265
00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:00,973
[ROGER GROANING]
266
00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:03,976
- Roger?
- Is that you, my goose?
267
00:11:03,978 --> 00:11:05,044
What's wrong?
268
00:11:05,046 --> 00:11:06,445
I'm in the doldrums, Stan.
269
00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,647
Deep doldrums. The double-d's.
270
00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:11,250
Every time I achieve
a great creative peak,
271
00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:12,719
it's followed by a depressive rut.
272
00:11:12,721 --> 00:11:16,122
And you, in my time
of greatest emotional need,
273
00:11:16,124 --> 00:11:18,858
abandon me to run off
with your new friends,
274
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:22,395
- Jackson, and Duper, and Francine.
- [SIGHS]
275
00:11:22,397 --> 00:11:24,597
This is why I knew I
shouldn't have done this.
276
00:11:24,599 --> 00:11:26,665
You always get so possessive and clingy.
277
00:11:26,667 --> 00:11:29,402
- I'll cling to you for that remark!
- [GRUNTS]
278
00:11:29,404 --> 00:11:33,472
I do you an unsolicited favor,
asking for nothing in return,
279
00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:35,742
and this is how you return the favor?
280
00:11:35,744 --> 00:11:37,476
You are a bad friend.
281
00:11:38,079 --> 00:11:41,214
If it helps,
it's your clothes that have given me
282
00:11:41,216 --> 00:11:42,615
this new lease on life!
283
00:11:42,617 --> 00:11:44,217
My relationships have improved,
284
00:11:44,219 --> 00:11:45,885
I'm boopin' people like crazy,
285
00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:49,022
and my knees have never looked better!
286
00:11:49,024 --> 00:11:51,290
Well, I don't know if I can
keep making them for you,
287
00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:52,625
being treated like this.
288
00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:55,695
And you're notoriously
hard on your clothes, Stan.
289
00:11:55,697 --> 00:11:57,764
Look, they're already starting to fray.
290
00:11:57,965 --> 00:11:59,977
_
291
00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:03,102
But I guess you can always
just go back to your suit.
292
00:12:03,126 --> 00:12:04,571
No, I'm happy now.
293
00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:06,439
I can't go back to the old me!
294
00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:09,042
Okay, listen,
anytime you need me, just call,
295
00:12:09,044 --> 00:12:10,309
and I'll be there.
296
00:12:10,311 --> 00:12:11,410
I promise.
297
00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:14,914
♪♪
298
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:17,116
[LAUGHS]
299
00:12:17,118 --> 00:12:18,251
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
300
00:12:18,253 --> 00:12:21,454
[ROGER GROANING]
301
00:12:21,456 --> 00:12:24,657
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
302
00:12:24,659 --> 00:12:25,992
♪♪
303
00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:28,061
♪ I'll never let you go ♪
304
00:12:28,063 --> 00:12:30,597
- [CELLPHONE VIBRATING]
- _
305
00:12:30,599 --> 00:12:33,733
- ♪ I'll never let you go ♪
- [ROGER GROANING]
306
00:12:33,735 --> 00:12:35,668
ROGER:
I had an intercom system installed
307
00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,203
so you could hear me moan more easily.
308
00:12:37,205 --> 00:12:41,274
- [ROGER GROANING]
- ♪ I'll never let you go ♪
309
00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:43,142
[CELLPHONE CHIMES, VIBRATES]
310
00:12:43,144 --> 00:12:44,811
- ♪ I'll never let you go ♪
- _
311
00:12:44,813 --> 00:12:47,880
♪♪
312
00:12:47,882 --> 00:12:51,484
[GROANING]
313
00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:53,486
I can't keep living like this.
314
00:12:53,488 --> 00:12:56,889
Listen, Roger, instead of
constantly moping in your attic,
315
00:12:56,891 --> 00:13:00,359
why don't you come out with
me and my friends sometime?
316
00:13:00,361 --> 00:13:01,528
I'll have to think about it.
317
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,033
Okay.
318
00:13:08,237 --> 00:13:13,640
Words with friends [GRUNTS] is
really gonna sing on this baby.
319
00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:14,974
Aah!
320
00:13:14,976 --> 00:13:17,977
Dammit! Why the hell are
you lying in the hallway?!
321
00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:19,312
Shhhh!
322
00:13:19,314 --> 00:13:22,582
[WHISPERING] The chickens
took over our room.
323
00:13:23,518 --> 00:13:24,784
- [CHICKEN CLUCKS]
- Aah!
324
00:13:24,786 --> 00:13:27,386
Hayley, why don't you just give up
325
00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,456
and admit you couldn't pull it off?
326
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,058
The only thing I'm
admitting is an omelette,
327
00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:35,728
into my mouth and stomach,
this time next Tuesday.
328
00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:38,998
Fine, but why don't you go
sleep in Jeff's van till then?
329
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,333
Chickens got the van.
330
00:13:40,335 --> 00:13:43,202
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING, CHICKENS CLUCKING]
331
00:13:43,204 --> 00:13:46,673
♪♪
332
00:13:49,010 --> 00:13:50,076
Should we pull 'em over?
333
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:53,279
What is it with you and chickens?
334
00:13:53,281 --> 00:13:55,081
Chicken killed my parents.
335
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,283
Me too.
336
00:13:56,285 --> 00:13:59,418
But I don't let it rule my life, man.
337
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:01,821
♪♪
338
00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:05,624
So, sir Jennings,
Stan tells us you design clothes.
339
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,760
That's awesome. What's that like?
340
00:14:07,762 --> 00:14:08,962
Uh, I don't know man. It's fine.
341
00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:11,564
So, h-how do you come up
with the designs?
342
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,833
[SIGHS] Let's see, I...
343
00:14:13,835 --> 00:14:15,634
think of the idea for the clothes,
344
00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:17,570
then I make the clothes,
and then the clothes are done.
345
00:14:17,572 --> 00:14:19,438
Do we have a waitress, or...?
346
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,639
What is your problem?
347
00:14:20,641 --> 00:14:22,041
These guys all suck, Stan.
348
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,177
Let's get outta here,
get back to just you and me.
349
00:14:24,179 --> 00:14:26,445
No! Dammit,
it's like the only way you're happy
350
00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:28,247
is if you've got me all to yourself.
351
00:14:28,249 --> 00:14:30,850
If you're not having a good time,
you're welcome to leave.
352
00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:33,252
Fine. I'll just be taking my clothes
353
00:14:33,254 --> 00:14:36,189
that you're wearing
and be on my way then.
354
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,124
See ya later, guys.
355
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:42,362
I had I'd say about seven tecates,
so here's four dollars.
356
00:14:44,065 --> 00:14:46,465
♪♪
357
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,867
Okay, here's what you do.
358
00:14:47,869 --> 00:14:49,936
Steal Roger's Bad Goose designs,
359
00:14:49,938 --> 00:14:52,471
get to my boy Gooper at Foot Locker.
360
00:14:52,473 --> 00:14:54,941
Then he can make your clothes for you.
361
00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:56,343
Hmmm...
362
00:14:57,612 --> 00:14:59,679
[ROGER SNORING]
363
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:02,681
Roger, I owe you an apology.
364
00:15:02,683 --> 00:15:04,417
You've done so much for me
365
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,753
and received nothing from me in return.
366
00:15:06,755 --> 00:15:10,289
Well, I want to fix that right now.
367
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,558
Whatever you think is fair.
368
00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,226
Any number, just say it and it's yours.
369
00:15:13,228 --> 00:15:14,493
You...
370
00:15:14,495 --> 00:15:17,163
would make this all about money?!
371
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,631
How dare you?!
372
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:20,299
You don't deserve my clothes!
373
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:24,771
[GRUNTING]
374
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:27,974
- Roger, no!
- Sorry, Stan,
375
00:15:27,976 --> 00:15:29,442
but your bad goose...
376
00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:31,778
is cooked!
377
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:33,547
Hey, Martha, did ya hear that?
378
00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:35,982
Martha?
379
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:38,117
Stan, have you seen Martha move at all
380
00:15:38,119 --> 00:15:39,518
since you got here?
381
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,653
Okay. Okay. Okay, I'm like...
382
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,389
She was definitely alive last night
383
00:15:42,391 --> 00:15:43,790
when we started having sex
384
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,059
because I remember I
farted and she laughed.
385
00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:47,394
That's the kind of relationship we...
386
00:15:47,396 --> 00:15:48,928
[INHALES SHARPLY]
387
00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:49,963
Oh, thank God.
388
00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:56,502
STAN: Who needs Roger and his
stupid clothes anyway, right?
389
00:15:56,503 --> 00:15:57,237
Not you, that's for sure.
390
00:15:57,239 --> 00:15:59,839
I mean, it's not like his
clothes were magic or anything.
391
00:15:59,841 --> 00:16:01,641
Probably not...
392
00:16:01,643 --> 00:16:03,243
One of these store-bought brands
393
00:16:03,245 --> 00:16:06,646
- is bound to work just as well for me.
- No doubt.
394
00:16:06,648 --> 00:16:08,981
- Okay, I think this could work.
- Totally.
395
00:16:08,983 --> 00:16:13,119
- For a swamp monster!
- From planet ugly!
396
00:16:13,121 --> 00:16:15,588
It's a disaster!
397
00:16:15,590 --> 00:16:19,525
♪♪
398
00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:21,594
Okay. Fake it 'til ya make it.
399
00:16:21,604 --> 00:16:22,996
You got this.
400
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:27,199
Smith, are you okay?
401
00:16:27,201 --> 00:16:28,935
I'm sure as [BLEEP]
doing better than you,
402
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:31,537
you ugly old piece of shit. [LAUGHS]
403
00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:34,274
[GASPS] That ribbing
wasn't good-natured!
404
00:16:34,276 --> 00:16:35,675
- Here comes the boop!
- [GASPS]
405
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:37,277
Stan, what's going on?
406
00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:39,211
Uh, easy breezy fun?
407
00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:40,413
Tickle time!
408
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:41,948
Ow! Stan, stop. Please.
409
00:16:41,950 --> 00:16:44,150
You're [GROANS] hurting... Whoa!
410
00:16:44,152 --> 00:16:46,086
- [THUD] Ow!
- Smith!
411
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,220
Take the rest of the week
off and don't come back
412
00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:51,091
until you've gotten your act together.
413
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,558
[GROANING]
414
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,961
It wasn't easy, but we finally managed
415
00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:57,831
to get some eggs outta them
feathery little mother-cluckers.
416
00:16:58,566 --> 00:16:59,699
Not this one, though.
417
00:16:59,701 --> 00:17:00,967
I've been digging my finger
418
00:17:00,969 --> 00:17:03,303
all the way up its egg-hole all day.
419
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:05,438
- Bupkis.
- Jeff, that's a rooster.
420
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:09,041
Well, whatever her name is,
now she won't leave me alone.
421
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:10,242
[ROOSTER COOS]
422
00:17:10,244 --> 00:17:12,178
[BOWL CLANGS]
423
00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:14,180
Ugh! Fetus.
424
00:17:14,182 --> 00:17:16,783
Well, I guess that's gonna
happen every once in a while.
425
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,785
- [BOWL CLANGS]
- Fetus.
426
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,920
- [BOWL CLANGS]
- Fetus.
427
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:22,522
- [BOWL CLANGING]
- Fetus.
428
00:17:22,524 --> 00:17:24,524
Two fetuses. Fetus.
429
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,459
Snake. Fetus.
430
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:31,197
- Uh-oh.
- It's omelette time.
431
00:17:31,199 --> 00:17:33,533
[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
432
00:17:33,535 --> 00:17:34,934
[SIZZLING]
433
00:17:34,936 --> 00:17:37,571
♪♪
434
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,743
Mmm...
435
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:45,678
Now that's what I call...
436
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,013
[VOMITS]
437
00:17:47,015 --> 00:17:49,682
- [MUTANT CHICKEN SHRIEKS]
- Aah!
438
00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:52,885
I don't even like eggs!
439
00:17:52,887 --> 00:17:55,355
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
440
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:57,357
[SNORING]
441
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,691
[CLAPS]
442
00:17:58,693 --> 00:18:00,693
You oughta be ashamed of yourself!
443
00:18:00,695 --> 00:18:02,628
I know. But for what, exactly?
444
00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:03,830
Stan was happy.
445
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:04,897
And it was your clothes
446
00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:06,432
that made him that way.
447
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:09,836
But you just couldn't
stand having to share him,
448
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,504
so you crushed him.
449
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:13,373
You...
450
00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,107
are a bad friend.
451
00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:17,109
[BRITISH ACCENT] He's right,
Mr. Cockburn.
452
00:18:17,111 --> 00:18:19,245
You did your mate a bad turn.
453
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:21,247
Just look at the poor bloke.
454
00:18:21,249 --> 00:18:24,450
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC
PLAYING] [SOBBING SOFTLY]
455
00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:27,587
♪♪
456
00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,323
Oh, you're right, Klaus!
It's all my fault.
457
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:32,192
But, Martha,
this is really none of your business.
458
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:36,128
I've been so selfish!
How can I make it right?
459
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:38,598
I can't make any more bad
goose clothes for him.
460
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,734
All my seamstresses have
taken positions at big dog.
461
00:18:41,736 --> 00:18:43,336
It wouldn't matter anyway.
462
00:18:43,338 --> 00:18:46,472
Bullock reinstated the
old dress code at the CIA.
463
00:18:46,474 --> 00:18:49,475
Stan'll be trudging back to
work first thing in the morning
464
00:18:49,477 --> 00:18:51,878
in that soul-crushing monkey suit.
465
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,214
Hmm, now, theoretically I could
466
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,749
tailor Stan a custom suit so comfortable
467
00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:59,285
that it feels like Bad Goose Sportswear.
468
00:18:59,287 --> 00:19:02,222
But I'd have to, what,
do it all by myself?
469
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,556
In one night?
470
00:19:03,558 --> 00:19:04,624
"Kimpossible!"
471
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,693
But he's your friend...
472
00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,428
So I have to try.
473
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,362
Martha, bring around the festiva.
474
00:19:10,364 --> 00:19:13,099
We're going to the
all-night Jo-Ann fabrics!
475
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:17,303
[METAL GRINDING, CHICKENS CLUCKING]
476
00:19:17,305 --> 00:19:18,971
Well, Stan...
477
00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:21,774
How does your new suit look?
478
00:19:21,776 --> 00:19:24,176
It's a clothes version of the holocaust.
479
00:19:24,178 --> 00:19:26,178
You don't like it. I can tell.
480
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,848
Okay, Stan, confession time.
481
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,717
I never knew how to make clothes.
482
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:33,586
Everything I gave you was Amazon basics.
483
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:35,321
And the Bad Goose designs?
484
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:36,789
eBay-ordered iron-ons.
485
00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:38,925
But do you realize what this means?
486
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,994
You didn't get your easy
confidence from my clothes.
487
00:19:41,996 --> 00:19:44,330
It was inside you all along.
488
00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:45,465
That's right, Stan.
489
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,867
This is a mother[BLEEP] dumbo-type deal.
490
00:19:47,869 --> 00:19:50,603
[SIGHS] Okay, whatever Roger.
I'm late for work.
491
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:51,671
[SNAPS FINGERS] Sorry, here,
492
00:19:51,673 --> 00:19:53,940
one of your old suits.
493
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:57,477
So you never even knew
how to make clothes...
494
00:19:57,479 --> 00:19:58,678
Wrong, Klaus.
495
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,879
I lied to Stan.
496
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:01,948
I do know how to make clothes.
497
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,685
But I wanted him to feel easy
and free in anything he wears.
498
00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,020
So, who's the bad friend now?
499
00:20:08,022 --> 00:20:10,823
[SIGHS] I dunno. You, probably?
500
00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:13,226
[SIGHS] See ya later, Roger.
501
00:20:14,829 --> 00:20:16,496
I lied to Klaus, Martha.
502
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:19,299
As you well know,
I do not know how to make clothes.
503
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,901
I lied to Martha, Steve,
504
00:20:20,903 --> 00:20:23,035
I actually do know how to make clothes.
505
00:20:23,037 --> 00:20:27,907
Okay, do you or do you not
know how to make clothes?
506
00:20:27,909 --> 00:20:29,576
I don't know...
507
00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:31,978
♪♪
508
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,581
Smith. How do you feel?
509
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:36,182
That depends...
510
00:20:36,184 --> 00:20:38,250
Which part of me you
thinking about feeling?
511
00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:39,385
[CHUCKLES]
512
00:20:39,387 --> 00:20:40,587
Amber alert!
513
00:20:40,589 --> 00:20:43,656
Energy color, that is. What gives?
514
00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:45,391
I don't know, I guess I'm just...
515
00:20:45,393 --> 00:20:48,594
feeling a bit more
comfortable in my own skin.
516
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♪♪
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Bye-bye! See you soon!
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