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JOINLANDIA - 1.2 MILES WHERE HAPPY PEOPLE LIVE

Come on, people, get in. We are going to the gift shop.

We have typical cheeses. Joinlandia Wonders.

Joinlandia Wonders. Come on, get in the bus.

Let's go, please. We have wonderful things to buy.

Please, let's get in.

Hello there, darling. Do you need help?

- No, thanks. - Are you sure?

- You seem kind of lost. - No, thanks.

Let me see this map. Let me see!

Stop! Let go! I don't need help.

Sorry. I was just trying to be nice.

Then do me a favor. License and registration, please.

Everything is in order, honey. I need to help the girls.

- License and registration, please. - Is it really necessary?

Why are you not using your hyperopia glasses?

- I don't have hyperopia. - Yes, you do.

I can see the marks.

It wouldn't be so obvious if your face wasn't that asymmetrical.

You saw me from afar so you aren't shortsighted.

If you could see up close, you would have seen this pea.

Black-eyed pea.

Happy?

You're free to go.

You talkin' to me?

You talkin' to me?

What?

Claudio!

Stop playing with the gun in the living room, son!

It can go off by mistake, shatter my hutch and hit you in the eye.

- Who's gonna fix that? - I'm a qualified police officer, Mom.

I know how to handle it, I am not an amateur.

Mom!

Mr. Moacir called me, he wants to talk to me.

I don't know what he wants, but it's serious.

Great, son!

Don't forget your gun, your badge, the ammunition.

My future Police Chief of this city!

- You really think so? - I'm absolutely sure!

- Your coffee! - My coffee, Mom.

- Sugar? - No, mine's black.

Very sweet, there you go.

Dear detective, something awful's happened here.

Our city was not prepared for a crime like this.

Can I be honest with you?

I was expecting someone more...

- More manly? - No.

Thanks for noticing I'm a woman.

Of course I noticed. As soon as you came through that door.

I'm a detective. I've got trained ears.

But despite being a woman, I solved 50 cases last year.

That makes twice the work of my whole team.

They did one third. I did two thirds.

It's three thirds. Equals a whole.

- It's a very weird crime. - Weird, how?

I'm from Rio de Janeiro, nothing is weird to me.

The last victim I saw in Rio had a tattoo of a country music duo.

Zeze was tattooed on the face.

We found Luciano by pulling the victim's pants down to play

and take a selfie for the Police's Instagram.

He was covered in pubic hairs,

the penis was his nose, and he had a frizzy bobbed hairdo.

Weird enough for you, Chief?

Mr. Moacir, sorry I'm late. I had an unexpected case.

I can imagine.

Nice to meet you.

- Claudio. - Keyla.

Claudio, there's been a murder.

- A murder in Joinlandia? - Yes, here in Joinlandia.

Detective Keyla is here to conduct the case.

Keyla, officer Claudio will take you to the crime scene.

There's no need, I can go by myself.

Please, after you.

You can go.

- You go first. - Please.

- Ladies first. - I agree.

You'll love Joinlandia. People are so nice.

Everybody is so joyful.

That's why it's called Joinlandia, everybody's joyful here.

Do you need help?

Don't touch my stuff!

Go.

What the hell?

There is a huge hole in the ozone layer over Joinlandia.

I tend to get sun spots.

Do you want some?

When I see the Sun kissing the sea

Shimbalai Every time that it sets

Shimbalaiê When I see the Sun kissing the sea

Would you rather talk?

Hi, Claudio.

Can you take me to the Eight Brothers bar?

Sorry, Andre, there's been a case.

What happened?

I can't say anything because it's confidential.

I know.

I can only say that there's been an unexpected murder at Rosa Paiva's house.

- Last night. - Sorry, Claudio,

is any murder in this town expected?

No.

Who...?

This is detective Keyla, she's here to help me with this case.

- A cop from out of town. - Right.

Rio de Janeiro, District 15, Homicide, OFRJ99.2., Olavo's team, I miss them.

Aren't you too pale to be from Rio?

Aren't you too dumb to be pissing off a cop?

People in this town are joyful.

We're peaceful, we like to be in touch with nature,

we like and help each other...

Why were you so rude with my friend? He's cool.

- How long does it take to get there? - One minute and 40 seconds.

Fine, I'll get some rest.

I'm ready, let's go.

Good morning.

Hi. Do you need help?

You know you can count on me. I'm here to help.

How can someone do such a thing?

I know, this pink house is horrible.

What are you doing?

It's time for my vitamins.

This girl was broke.

How do you know that?

Roof leak, the carpet is torn, and this bill is two months overdue.

She has a cat.

It was in heat.

A brutal scene.

From a brutal crime.

It's not so bad compared to Rio de Janeiro,

where guts would be spread out and testicles tucked in.

How I miss it.

Go in peace.

Damn!

Tired yet?

Yes.

I'm waiting for my police instincts.

Aren't they telling you that you are interfering with the damn crime scene?

Our coroner!

- You scared the hell out of me, Claudio! - You scared me.

I'm Keyla. Nice to meet you. I'm responsible here.

Hi, Augusto. I'm responsible here.

- But I'm in charge of it. - I'm in charge of it.

I got it.

We're all in charge of this operation, okay?

FORENSICS

89 degrees Fahrenheit.

She died approximately... Ten plus ten equals 20...

Eight hours ago.

And the pacifier?

Isn't it yours?

What's up, faggot?

Claudinho Pinworm!

What's up, Dado?

- Solving crimes, much? - How are you doing, man?

You got a nice backup! What happened to Rosa Paiva?

I can't say, it's confidential. I can only say...

Stop.

Nice car.

It is. 460 horsepower.

Congratulations.

Can I see your license and registration?

I don't even know you, girl!

No, no... See you later, Dado. It's time to go.

Goodbye.

- See you at the soccer game? - You can't even score!

Yeah, but you have to pass!

Bye!

He's a cool guy.

She...

She wears tight pants, and she always wears boots.

She always wears tank tops, you'd like her.

I think they're getting along very well.

Funny thing is, she seems to have a glass eye.

Moacir, it seems that we're facing a 126 case.

A 126 with 127 characteristics. "John versus Stanford."

- It's a 126, but I prefer a 127. - I don't know what you're talking about!

I want carte blanche and a team with your best men.

Officer Claudio is at your disposal.

Chief, Claudio is a great person, he's handsome, he has ripped abs.

I'd work on it for 30 or 40 minutes... 40 minutes to work my tongue.

For fun. But he's a rookie, Chief.

Using such a rookie to solve a crime like this is like going to a hospital

for gallbladder surgery and getting a sex change instead.

It's a terrible mistake.

Officer Keyla, who do you think you're talking to?

It's outrageous!

Do you think officer Claudio is not good enough for you?

The Joinlandia police are not good enough for you?

How pretentious!

We're capable of dealing with it by ourselves!

I agree, Mr. Moacir. As a sheriff's deputy,

I think Detective Keyla...

Is arrogant, indeed.

I'm glad to know you trust me...

I don't trust you!

I don't think you can solve it by yourself.

You're nowhere near as good as your father!

The case is yours. Solve it.

If you can't, I'll think of something.

Priscila?

Hi.

Can we talk for a second?

Sorry for your loss.

Rosa is gone,

but I think she is resting now.

Why resting?

She was 20, she was tired of what?

But now she's at peace.

Maybe it was her time to go.

What was your relationship with the victim?

I was her best friend.

Says who?

- What? - Her best friend.

You elected yourself as her best friend? Did you talk about it?

I don't know, I guess. I guess.

You guess? You don't remember? Are you lying to me?

Were you in love with her? Was it a childlike love?

Were you attracted to her when you were kids?

Of course not. We knew each other since forever.

- Are you nervous? - No.

I think you're very nervous.

- No. - You are.

- You're absolutely nervous. - I'm not.

- Are you nervous, you lunatic? - I'm not!

- You're crazy! - I'm not crazy!

You see? Absolutely crazy. Completely insane.

It's the pain.

Were you rivals when you were kids?

No, of course not. I adored her.

What was happening with Rosa Paiva?

Nothing.

Are you hiding something?

No.

This is a pair of pliers and I'm not afraid of using them! It's pliers time!

- Keyla, please! - Calm down, calm down!

It's her boyfriend. They argued every day,

they had a sick relationship. It was very crazy.

Very crazy.

Well, if you want to talk, call me.

"Cida's Waxing Salon. For masculine armpits..."

Wrong card. I took the wrong one.

Here.

Let's go.

I'm sure it was this guy.

A female victim, a crazy boyfriend.

It's obviously a crime of passion.

Don't you think it's too early to point fingers?

Everyone is guilty until proven otherwise.

- No, it's the opposite. - It's "otherwise."

It's "everyone's innocent until proven otherwise."

- It's "everyone is guilty." - My grandma was a teacher...

What do I care?

What's that?

What are you saying?

Look, I don't agree with your methods,

you're in my city, and you need to treat people nicely!

Understood? Nicely!

Fine, I'm sorry.

I'm wrong. I'll take it easy.

You're busted! Police!

Police!

Police!

- Are you crazy? - Police!

I'm talking to you!

Police!

Keyla! Keyla!

- Claudinho, you look so good! - Hi, how are you?

- Thanks. - How's your mother?

She's just fine. Stop by to have a coffee with us.

- I will. - Nice to see you!

- Bye! - Take care!

Hey, man!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop, damn it!

Stop! You're busted!

We got you, Luis. You're busted!

I'm not Luis!

Then why did you run?

You shot my door, damn it!

Keyla! Keyla!

Keyla!

It was 12B!

Damn!

What are you looking at? Keep moving!

Keep moving!

We make mistakes... We make mistakes.

We were on the phone and I said, "You hang up first."

She said, "No, you hang up first."

I said, "No, baby, you hang up first."

She said, "But I hung up first yesterday."

Then I said, "No, you hang up first." And she did, and I got pissed.

I totally understand.

It goes against the idea of the relationship as a two-way street.

Lies.

I turned off Grandpa's life support

'cause I was afraid he'd die while I was traveling.

What do you think I can do if you do not start talking?

- Lu? - Yes.

I'm sorry.

Pri told us you were going through a rough patch.

So...

Take a deep breath.

Open yourself up. Go.

So, you know when you prefer to play soccer with your friends?

After the game everybody takes a shower...

I know.

And you hug your bro!

And you feel that brotherly energy...

All that energy, and you keep talking...

And you run you hand through his hair, grab him by the neck.

And you hug him hard... You know?

I don't know this part.

Women don't understand that!

She started talking about me around the town.

Then she sent me an audio message breaking up with me!

An audio message!

It's awful to break up through audio message!

So disrespectful!

- But could we listen to this audio? - Sure!

Honey! My baby boy, my angry boo-boo!

I'm sending you this cute message to say goodbye.

To say that this is the last time you're going to hear my voice!

Take care of our baby, take care of our puppy!

This is the weird part.

To use baby talk is really weird.

No, the dog part.

Oh. Why?

Rosa had a cat.

SEALED CRIME SCENE

Stupid dog. Where is this damn dog?

Why don't we call Pri and ask what Rosa meant with a dog?

Can you stop calling the suspects "Ma," "Lu," "Pri"?

What time is it, Claudio?

Why? Are you hungry? Do you want to eat?

Do you want to order a pizza and drop the case?

- How about a burger? - Seriously, what time is it?

It is 5:30 PM. Why do you ask?

The dog's here.

This clock isn't working.

And its hands are pointing to that shelf.

SAY IT RIGHT!

It's a serial killer.

Don't ever say that word here again!

I know, Chief, but the serial killer...

I mean, the killer... Who serial kills, left a hidden message.

He made it clear he won't stop.

- What do you think, Claudio? - Mr. Moacir, I agree.

Except for the fact that he didn't kill anybody else.

Which goes against the very concept of a serial killer.

Shut up, Claudio! What serial killer? That's just movie stuff, nonsense.

You brought me here for this nonsense.

I had no time to take a shower! I had no time to wash my hair!

It's filthy! Filthy! What do you think, Keyla?

I think it's very oily, indeed.

But he wrote, "Say it right!" What's he trying to say?

"My mom didn't breastfeed me. Someone else did it.

I feel very attracted to women and their breasts."

This word is forbidden here. "Serial killer."

We'll forbid it. We won't repeat it again.

Because it will destroy the city's tourism!

How can we destroy something that was never there?

But it will.

- How is that even possible? - But it will!

But that never existed!

This word is forbidden!

Which word is forbidden, Claudio?

"Tourism."

He had three police reports in the last month.

Street racing, drugs, robbery and whores.

Whores?

He's like a walking criminal record.

Such a nice guy! We went to school together!

And because of it he can't be a killer?

Hey, guys,

if you need me, I'll be here.

Who's he again?

He started working here a while ago.

How about Dado? What do you know about him?

Do you really think he's a suspect?

He is so...

So what?

- So... - So what?

- Say it. - He is so...

So what? I don't get it.

- He is so... - What?

I won't dismiss anybody in this city.

I just think that...

No, I'm sure it's someone from out of town.

So, basically, you're dismissing the whole city?

Yes.

Then we have a problem, Claudio.

Because

the only one from out of town here

is me.

My God, it's so horrible!

What kind of animal would do such a thing to a nice girl like Rosa Paiva?

She was brutally murdered, Mom.

But you know that I can't say much, it's confidential.

Confidential?

I'll call the Chief right now and say that this is too dangerous!

You'll not go after this "personal trainer"!

Stop prying into my life! The Chief is out of the case.

He left it in my hands.

He even brought me an assistant from Rio de Janeiro.

I don't care!

I won't lose another man I love to that police station.

- Dad was run over by an ice cream truck! - In front of the police station!

I remember as if it was today.

Your dad.

That wonderful light brown hair!

He looked like a golden retriever.

The tight uniform! Claudio, just remembering it...

Claudio, my God! When I remember...

I don't need to listen to it all the time.

During breakfast, lunch, dinner, stop it!

This lady from Rio.

What about her?

FOR RENT FOR VACATION TIME

Shit.

Hi!

Hey, it's you again!

Could you turn the volume down? I need to rest.

Tiago Iorc. He moves me. He soothes me.

It's just noise.

You think it's just noise? Go ahead, make your own noise!

- Can I? Really? - Yes.

Good night. Sleep tight.

THE NEXT ONE WILL BE IN YOUR HONOR

Unfortunately your plan does not include this service, that is why it was...

Correct, sir.

I'll be transferring you to Cancelation.

There is no need for that kind of language, sir.

Do you want to upgrade your minutes plan for an extra R$39.90?

I don't have a mother, sir.

I am unable to go to that place.

I'll be transferring you.

The glue he used is very strong.

Her mouth was glued to the pacifier.

She was very happy.

She was poor.

- But she was very happy. - Excellent palate!

There is no evidence of struggle.

Our friend Rosa was killed...

- By poisoning. - By poisoning.

Lethal doses of warfarin and bromadiolone, known as...

- Rat poison. - Rat poison.

There is no trace of somebody else's DNA.

This guy was clean, he knew exactly what to do.

The body manipulation was perfect.

The dosage was precise, because he injected the poison here,

into the subclavian jugular vein,

where the absorption is almost immediate.

Also into the cephalic vein,

and the basilica vein, near the elbow.

But it'll be hard to find this guy.

Well, I think he already found me.

Sorry. Wrong pocket. My bad.

I showed too much.

I found this at my house last night.

Why didn't you call me for protection, Keyla?

Sorry, I thought you were dyeing your hair, or something.

Please, could you send it for analysis?

It will be hard to find something, but I'll try.

Hello?

A strange noise was heard coming from the abandoned hospital.

It's a case!

Probably another victim.

Why are you smiling?

Who's smiling? I'm not smiling.

- Of course you are. - I'm not, come on!

I'm not, really.

- Isn't she smiling? - She is.

I'm not, it's true.

I keep thinking, what if it was me?

It could be my mother!

I don't think so, he doesn't even know who you are.

I am so sorry! Center of the investigation!

Are you jealous because a serial killer didn't leave you a message?

"Hi, Claudio. This is the serial killer, how're you doing?"

Go, go, go.

You look like a frog like this.

I'll be transferring you to Cancelation.

I'll be transferring you to Cancellation.

I'll be transferring you to Cancellation.

I'LL BE KILLING YOU

I think I discovered something about the serial killer.

- That he kills in series? - No.

He crosses the letter T as if it was a cross.

I'LL BE KILLING YOU

This is so stupid! What a shitty discovery!

Why are we whispering?

I don't know.

You have no sense of responsibility!

You have to do something.

You have to fix this crap! Damn!

Where is that badass that arrived here throwing her weight around?

If I wanted someone incompetent, I would have stayed with Claudio!

You have no consideration for me.

It's been ages since the last time I dressed nicely

to go out and have fun,

to dance, did you know that?

I'm letting myself go!

Damn!

He's right, Claudio.

- About our progress? - About going out to dance.

Keyla, when you first arrived here,

I thought you were very annoying and stubborn.

On second thought, I kept thinking so.

And so I did on the third.

- On the fourth... - You changed your mind.

Now it's the fourth, and I still think so.

I thought you were so rude and so annoying I wanted to kill you!

But then I thought, this is her personality.

I must accept her the way she is.

You're right! What did you just say?

- About you being stubborn? - No, before that.

That you were rude, that I got chills?

No, before that. I also got chills.

I said hi, I offered you a ride and you said no.

No, not that before, I mean before what you just said.

- What did you say before that? - What I just said or what I said before?

For Christ's sake, what did you say before what you're saying now?

What did you just say, about wanting to kill me?

- But it's gone now. - I think that is it.

- What? - I think this is his motive.

How do you mean?

The first girl, with a baby voice, was found dead with a pacifier.

Then the telemarketing girl, with an annoying voice,

she was found listening to her own voice.

That's it!

He's killing annoying people!

You think so?

No one in Joinlandia deserves to die like this for being annoying.

Unfortunately our fruit salad does not come with banana.

Could you bring me some bananas separately?

I cannot deconstruct the restaurant dish, ma'am.

Two fruit salads, Gomes, please.

- Anything else, Mr. Claudio? - No, thank you.

Let's take a picture.

In the end, we discover Bruce Willis was dead the whole time!

I had to do it by myself! It's amazing how lazy people are!

And people say I am a nagger!

- "Die, bitch!" - You should die, jackass!

Screw you, go dye your hair!

Not you! It's on Dado's Facebook page.

"Take your 300 channels and shove it up your ass!

Die, bitch!" #deathtotelemarketing.

Crap.

I'm fine.

I'm great, it was just a rock.

Dado, we want to talk to you.

I'm trying to be your friend!

...With you!

Sorry, I didn't know "off" was to turn it off.

That's a glass eye, right?

We need to ask some questions.

- Number one... - Claudinho!

Can't you see I am busy?

I'm very disappointed with you, Dado!

You threatened one of the victims on social media!

Is that a scratch in your arm?

- I fell. - Really?

- Over a victim fighting for her life? - No.

- Nice bracelet. - It's men's jewelry!

Really? From a magazine?

May I finish interrogating the suspect?

I got a knife case from a magazine! You're too nosy, shorty!

Respect the detective! Number two...

Let's hear his feedback.

We can say frankly what we think of each other.

For example,

I think you're a douchebag, a shithead, a spoiled brat!

- Your arm's too hairy! - It's a hormone thing!

My whole family is hairy!

My grandma coughs up hairballs like a cat!

We need to focus.

Your legs are as thin as your arms!

That's not my leg. It's my thin wiener.

- Poop breath! - Too much makeup!

- Too much too much! - Dry hair!

Big car, no guts!

Gun at the waist, fat on the hips, sucker!

- Sucker two! - Sucker three!

- Sucker 1000! - Infinite sucker!

- Double infinite sucker! - Infinite infinite sucker!

Mirror power!

Come on!

What are you doing?

Careful with my men's bracelet!

Let's go to the police station, Men's Bracelet!

Get in.

What was your relationship with Rosa Paiva?

What kind of question is this?

Relationship with Rosa Paiva? I don't know!

I used to put pubic hairs in her pencil case in seventh grade.

In yours, too.

It was you!

I remember it.

- Good times. - Yes.

- Are you screwing the shorty? - No.

If you don't respect Claudio, I'll use these pliers

to pull your tooth and shove it in my ass!

How can you explain that the person you wished was dead

is now actually dead?

Good luck.

So, if you wish her dead, she will die?

I don't know. Die!

It doesn't work.

Why are you doing this, Dado?

Look what you have become!

We used to be friends. What are you doing with your life?

Did you start to hear voices in your head?

Saying, "Kill him, Mommy! Kill him! Kill him!"

- "Kill him!" - Is she foreign?

Are you going to kill me now?

And leave a message on the wall?

I don't know what you're talking about, weirdo!

I don't know what to answer! Should I make something up?

- Look what you did. - I can't see anything.

- Pull it back. - Here.

- Wow! - Confess!

Confess! It was you!

Confess, damn it!

Let go, Keyla.

Now, during work? I'm not ready, Chief.

Let the suspect go.

Now!

- You can keep the other half. - Thanks.

Are you kidding me? Arresting him for a Facebook post?

Go find the murderer, and forget about Ze Eduardo.

This is an order!

You know what I'm thinking?

The Chief was dressed just like Juliana Paes.

Also. But I think Dado is innocent.

Claudio, all criminals claim they are innocent.

No, I believe him. He seemed legit.

That is because serial killers are sly.

Sometimes you become friends with the serial killer,

get involved with him, then you go to the mall together,

then in the shower he uses his finger--

Serial killers are good with their fingers.

Then you realize you are psychologically pregnant and wearing his shirt...

- I still think it's strange. - Now you think it's strange?

The dead girl with a pacifier wasn't strange enough?

- The other one rolled... - You're all talk,

- but we've got nothing against him. - Wait.

Soon we'll have something.

You know, I admire your bull-like persistence.

Check out the bow.

Happy birthday to Keyla

It's not my birthday, man.

Yes, it is, I looked at your file!

Come on, I have a surprise for you.

Shimbalaiê When I see the Sun kissing the sea

Shimbalaiê Every time that it sets

Shimbalaiê When I see the Sun kissing the sea

Shimbalaiê Every time that it sets

I said, "Marcos, back me up."

Then I jumped out of the window and got really hurt,

but the adrenaline numbs the pain.

Then I stabbed the first one, shot the second in the shoulder,

and his gun dropped. My partner was being held.

So I dodged and asked him to crawl.

He said, "I lost a leg." I said, "Not an excuse."

Then a crowd came after me, and I said,

"You know what?" He said, "What?"

I said, "Dunno." He said, "Me neither." I said, "That's it, nice talk."

They all came to me, I didn't have my gun,

- then a severe flu killed them all. - Wow.

- May I ask you something? - I'm not sleeping with you.

No way.

That's not it.

What is it like to shoot somebody?

What do you feel when you shoot somebody?

You never shot anyone, Claudio?

My God, that's so cute!

We have different methods.

Knives, licking the floor to know if the person is fine,

to know if the person is financially fine,

this is not my style, you know?

But my mom always says I have good qualities as a cop.

For example, one day that was really exciting here in Joinlandia

was when a cat got stuck in a tree and I climbed up to rescue it.

The cat came down, but I got stuck and the firemen had to take me down,

while the cat was watching us.

The tree was very high.

Got it.

Thank you.

I like to sing this song because the chorus means...

Exactly! It's poetry.

It's strong. Nobody understands it.

Now I'll sing a song that I wrote.

No!

- Called, "I Was Stolen From Myself." - Fuck it!

I'm sure you'll love it. Let's go!

I was stolen from myself

Dude,

this is not your mom's house for you to sing your songs.

This is my work, brother!

Playing guitar is not work! Get a job!

- What's Dado doing? - Wait.

- Let's watch him. - Respect me!

Play Detonautas!

Detonautas? This is time for my material.

- The part where I show my talent. - Shove your talent up your ass!

- Shut up, animal! - Are you telling me to shut up?

Long live Brazil! Long live Reginaldo Rossi!

Long live Tiago Iorc! Long live Fafa de Belem!

I'll kick your ass, Cassia Eller!

Get out.

He plays his own material and I'm the one who's wrong?

Did you see it? That guy is crazy!

Hey, guys, what's up? Ugly fight, right?

I don't understand why people don't like Brazilian music.

Did you notice Dado is gone?

So is the singer.

Nice. Dado's disappeared.

Are you the narrator, now? Do you want to call the cops?

Let's go after him!

I won't chase anybody.

We drank, we need to go home.

And take a shower.

Are you asking me to take a shower with you?

I'm just saying we cannot work drunk.

Let's go home.

Let's break into Dado's house!

Stop, I'm not going anywhere.

We don't have a warrant, Keyla.

That thing from Belgium that we need before breaking in?

You're right, I'm sorry.

There you go.

"A warrant to arrest criminals, from Keyla, with love."

Let's go?

I won't end my career just because you want to break the rules.

- Do you understand? - I'll tell you something.

When I was twelve, I was diagnosed as ugly.

Incurable. They even said it was terminal.

Did it stop me from being happy? It did.

Did it stop me from kissing who I wanted? Absolutely.

Do I feel a lot of pain at night? Sure!

I have very little control over my bladder.

But I turned the tables, and it was not by respecting the rules.

Let's go.

As a cop from Joinlandia, I'm always ready for the combat!

I never rest!

Hello?

Hi, Chief.

No, this is Keyla.

No, I was awake, I already went for a run.

Okay, Chief. We're on our way.

Okay.

Look, Dado's car! You slept, man!

I'm going!

- Mr. Moacir! - Chief Moacir.

Sorry we're late.

- We were after a suspect. - We almost got him.

You were after a suspect and almost got him?

Sorry to interrupt your honeymoon.

Meanwhile the murderer left another victim.

I swear I'm going to fix it.

Your careers at the police are over!

I am tired of... What is it like?

"I saw The Silence of the Lambs , I have a theory."

"I'm Morgan Freeman in Seven. " Fuck!

I have no idea what you're talking about!

I don't have the Telecine channel!

You have until tomorrow, otherwise you're done.

Did you hear me? You are done!

I WROTE THIS SONG!

Do you know whose fault this is?

- The killer's, I presume. - No, it's yours.

- Me? - Yes.

You and your fear to go after the killer, to break the rules.

Nice, now it's my fault.

And you and your habit of finding suspects and making accusations

without any evidence?

Good. Then go look over there.

I'll use the ultraviolet flashlight and search for semen on him.

- We'll meet here. - Okay.

Claudio.

- Is this enough for you? - Where did you find it?

Beside the body.

You need to call Guto for examination!

I'll take it to the lab myself.

Are you two sitting down?

I think our killer finally left a trail.

Well, the cause of death is the same, poisoning.

But this time,

we have this beautiful men's bracelet.

This bracelet has some dents.

And a blood sample.

I found out this is the victim's blood, which means the killer is...

- The bracelet's owner. - The bracelet's owner.

The bracelet's owner.

Why don't you say it out loud? Say it out loud!

- On three. - Okay.

One, two...

I knew it.

He wears Crocs.

Stop! Police!

- Don't do anything stupid! - We're the police, man!

Don't do anything!

What's up, Dadinho?

Let me go! You shitty civil servant!

Get to work! Go find the real killer!

This is for Rosa Paiva.

This is for the telemarketing girl.

This is for the musician you killed, asshole!

You know you are spitting on the old man, right?

Keyla!

It's against the Joinlandia police rules!

It's not in the manual. Please, leave.

Let's go, old man.

Go clean yourself, Mr. Otto.

Claudio, wait a minute!

What's going on, man?

I threw a bottle at that guy, but what should I do?

He was playing his own songs!

I attacked that telemarketing girl on the internet!

This is what the internet is for!

They canceled my order because of a system failure

and they just keep transferring me, the price has already gone up.

They ask for my info a thousand times, and when I get cut off,

they ask the protocol number! Who gets the protocol number?

That's true.

But, killing... You know I'm innocent.

I swear, I throw bottles, I kick cute animals,

I throw stones at capybaras.

I run over pedestrians only when they are wrong!

God damn it.

Have you lost your mind? By our friendship!

I swear by our friendship I didn't do it.

Claudio! Pinworm!

Wait. I did not do it.

She's setting me up! I didn't do it.

Claudio, it's me!

It's me. You know me!

Claudio!

Pinworm!

Who knew that the kid I saw grow up would help capture a serial killer!

I'm also surprised we solved the case, Mr. Moacir.

I want to thank everybody that helped me solve this case.

Basically me.

Okay. With Claudio's help.

I have always been afraid of sharks.

People always told me they don't attack in pools.

Until one day I was attacked in one.

I was in an aquarium.

Nice speech, I loved it! Congratulations.

Claudio.

Won't you celebrate with us?

Will you stay home cuddling with your mom?

Claudio!

Is everything okay?

It's obvious everything is not okay.

We should have investigated more! It was all too fast.

I cannot believe it.

The bracelet with the victim's blood is not enough for you?

Do you want an audio from the victim saying, "It was him!"?

Bracelet, DNA, blood, it's all subjective to me!

This is about something real for me!

I'm talking about my cop instincts, my feeling!

He looked me in the eye and said he was innocent.

- Did you fall for it? - No, I didn't!

He's my friend from school and I trust him.

Let me tell you something, Claudio.

Maybe I shouldn't.

I don't have much time left to live.

What do you mean?

I didn't tell you because I thought we weren't close enough.

Every day, it's like I have one less to live.

But I guess most people feel that way, too.

I have a wart that is like a sister to me.

My whole body is covered in warts, actually.

But this is like the main one that controls the others.

I'm so ashamed of my body, Claudio!

The doctor said, "Go live your life, Keyla."

That's why I'm so stubborn, Claudio! This is my only chance to stand out!

You believed in the drama about the main wart.

- You're always manipulating me! - I'm not manipulating you!

It's just that I'm right, that's different.

If you're so badass, what are you doing in Joinlandia?

Because you're not capable of doing anything by yourselves!

- You needed me! - Really?

But don't worry, I'm leaving today.

Where are you going next? Interpol, KGB, FBI, CSI?

Keyla Santana da Silva, the woman who's always right!

That's not my last name. And I didn't say I'm always right!

I make tons of mistakes! I was wrong in coming to Joinlandia!

In arguing with a cop that doesn't accept he's wrong!

That chooses his instincts over a DNA test!

Call a fortune teller to solve this fucking case!

You are so vain you can't even see the obvious.

You know what your problem is? You can't stand doing the dirty work.

You can't stand jumping over a turnstile!

You can't stand passing a red light!

You would never throw an elderly person off a bridge.

At least I have friends, people who care about me,

who remember my birthday and I am not alone!

And I don't pretend to hate everybody when in reality nobody likes you!

I feel so sorry for you, Detective Keyla.

My deputy arrived!

Take it down, Mom.

I made this beautiful portrait and you don't even thank me!

Just because you caught the killer you think you're a big shot?

Keyla was the one who caught him.

But I got this feeling that we caught the wrong person.

I feel a tightness in my chest!

Your father was just like you!

The most intuitive of them all. He would say to me,

"Marlise, my sexy thing, come sit on my lap."

Lots of cops don't follow their hearts,

they think they can solve things with bullets.

But I'm alone in this. Keyla is sure everything is solved.

What do you mean, alone? What about me?

Let's investigate this together. I'm your partner.

- I'll call the Chief. - Mom!

Put the phone down. Put the phone down!

- Don't tell me what to do! - You're so annoying!

How dare you, Luis Claudio?

Imagine someone always telling you what to do!

Hugging and touching you!

Telling my private things to other people.

You never knock before coming in the bathroom!

- You don't respect my privacy! - What do you want, Luis Claudio?

I want you to stop telling me what to do.

I want to do my job, to follow my feelings.

- Is that what you want? - Yes.

Okay, then, my son.

Go on, you can go alone.

You may go. I'll be fine.

Good luck.

JOINLANDIA POLICE HEADQUARTERS

THANK YOU, KEYLA!

UPPER TRUNK INJURY

Hi, Augusto.

I came to say goodbye.

- Wanna come in? - Excuse me.

Well, I want to make a toast.

To the most amazing woman, the brightest cop in the country, you!

I want to make a toast to the most charming coroner of... Joelandia.

- Joinlandia. - Really? Okay.

ANNOYING

I have a leadership instinct.

I have always stood out from the rest of the people.

Sometimes I look at myself naked at the mirror and think,

"This city is so unprepared."

I think this is one of my best qualities.

I am humble. My humbleness is impressive.

- That's true, you are. - It's not easy.

Did you notice we have been here for a while,

and you only talked about you? About you, what you like,

what you think, how humble you are,

and how you think the city is better because of you?

Gasbag!

Augusto, I said those things because I thought we were close.

Shut up. Shut up!

- Let's get to the point. - It's not happening,

I'm not in the mood for this.

Was it good? The drink I prepared for you?

It must be hitting you now.

Attention! Emergency at detective Keyla's house!

All units! All units!

Let's take a selfie?

You hate when people spit while talking, right?

I wonder why you hate spit in your face!

You hate when people fart in your face, right?

You love to suck the finger of the victims, right?

You're sick, did you know that? You're a jerk.

I don't know how you convinced me Dado was the killer.

I WAS RIGHT! HE'S KILLING ANNOYING PEOPLE

I convinced you? You convinced yourself!

I just gave you the proof you wanted so much.

The bracelet.

To prove you're always right.

Did you really think Dado could do such a perfect job?

I really think you're amazing. You're a genius.

You only killed annoying people, I would've done the same in a week.

- Stop, I know you're lying. - I mean it.

I never lie tied up like this.

- You're lying. - No, I'm not,

you're a genius, you're so creative...

I'll keep on killing annoying people.

Until my work is done and there are only nice people left.

Interesting, good people.

Come here, Keyla.

Now it's your turn.

Since you're a dead weight, let's see if you can fit in here.

Don't kill me doing a pun,

- I don't deserve it. - Shut up! Shut up!

Where should we start? We should start...

- By the hair! - I prefer my face!

- You do? - Instead of my hair.

- How about your titty... - Then I prefer my hair.

I can't decide. Is there another option?

Your little nose.

- You won't miss it. - I think I will.

It's kind of big.

- Let's cut this little nose! - Wait a second. Watch that knife!

Hurry up, please, hurry up, I'm begging you!

Stop! Police!

What are you doing here? Go home!

Go get some sleep!

Let her go, you criminal!

Sit and wait, Claudio. Now.

Sit over there, Claudio.

Sit, please. Help me out.

You're such a nice guy, Claudio.

Now Claudio is the nice one in this story?

- Shut up! - Shut up!

Put the gun down. Put it down.

Put the gun down.

Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.

Now drop it on the floor, pretty please.

Put it down. Now kick it over there.

Kick it over there. Kick it.

I'll kill her, Claudio. It's over.

You better leave instead of watching it.

It's over for her.

Go home, now. It's going to get ugly,

- and you don't have the guts. - I'm so nervous! So nervous!

I need to drink something!

Keyla!

"Keyla" what? I'm all tied up! Can't help you.

Shoot, Claudio! Shoot!

Shoot him! I'm winning!

- Don't pressure me! - Shoot, Claudio!

I told you! Shoot him!

Hurry!

Fuck! You shot me! You shot me!

You shot me again! Fuck!

- It hurts so much! - We're friends, Claudio!

Claudio!

It hit my central bone! Not the central bone!

It hurts! It hit the bone.

I was using it all the time.

- Here! - Claudio, fuck!

Come here. Come here.

Come here!

- Claudio... - What?

- Do you forgive me? - Of course I do.

- Tell Dado it was not him. - I think he knows that.

- Tell him I was wrong, then. - I thinks he knows that, too.

What the hell, Claudio? Are you crazy?

- Are you crazy? - Sorry.

Do you think it's a delicious joke?

- My bad. - This is insane, man.

- So wrong. - Yes.

I just need to make sure, to clarify something.

- Okay. - Right.

Keyla, Keyla, Keyla...

I have learned so much with you.

Driving at high speed,

breaking into a house without a warrant.

I solved my first case.

I shot a gun for the first time.

Well, your first shot was at me, Claudio.

I know.

I was about to tell you, I'm going now.

I'm not...

I'm going home now.

I think I know what you're going to say.

I know we have been through so much.

It's normal to think, "I wonder what he looks like naked."

I can't stop thinking, "What does he look like naked?"

I can't stop thinking about it.

It's normal to wonder, "Is she that pretty?"

It's normal to feel attracted to me

and wonder, "What does she look like in that position?"

I thought a lot about it. But I think...

I think you're not the right guy for me.

And I'm not the right guy for you.

I think we're just partners.

But not a couple.

Got a light?

You talkin' to me?

What?

I'm from Rio de Janeiro, nothing is weird to me.

Mr. Moacir, sorry I'm late. I had an unexpected case.

I can imagine.

Nice to meet you.

- Claudio. - Keyla.

Don't you think it's too early to point fingers?

Everyone is guilty until proven otherwise.

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! You're busted!

We got you, Luis. You're busted!

I'm not Luis!

Keyla! Keyla!

Keyla!

It was 12B!

- Claudio, that's amazing. - What is amazing?

A serial killer.

Don't ever say that word here again!

I know, Chief, but the serial killer...

I mean, the killer... Who serial kills, left a hidden message.

He made it clear he won't stop.

- What do you think, Claudio? - Mr. Moacir, I agree.

Except for the fact that he didn't kill anybody else.

Which goes against the very concept of a serial killer.

Shut up, Claudio!

Why are you doing this, Dado?

Look what you have become!

We used to be friends. What are you doing with your life?

What you said before is not what you just said before that.

What did you just say, about wanting to kill me?