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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪Oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪
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♪ Oh, who's the hunter?
Who's the game? ♪
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♪ I feel the beat
call your name ♪
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♪ I hold you close in victory ♪
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♪ I don't wanna tame
your animal style ♪
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♪You won't be caged
from the call of the wild ♪
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♪ Shooting at
the walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪The warrior ♪
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♪The warrior ♪
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♪ Shooting at
the walls of heartache ♪
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♪ Bang bang ♪
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♪ I am the warrior ♪
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♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
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♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
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♪ If you survive ♪
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♪ The warrior ♪
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♪The warrior ♪
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It's done.
Knuckles is headed your way.
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We're in position.
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He's almost at the penthouse.
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As soon as you have him,
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you send my mom and my sister
down to me, and please...
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just don't hurt him.
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- No promises.
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What the...
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What is that?
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Peekaboo.
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Oh, shoot and darn it.
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I forgot to tell
you guys one thing.
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Knuckles has been
listening the whole time.
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You messed with
the wrong warrior.
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- Big mistake. Huge.
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♪ Oh, don't give us none
of your aggravation ♪
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- ♪We had it with
your discipline ♪
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♪ Saturday night's
alright for fighting ♪
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- ♪ Get a little action in ♪
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♪ Get about as oiled
as a diesel train ♪
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♪ Gonna set
this dance alight ♪
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♪ 'Cause Saturday night's
the night I like ♪
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♪ Saturday night's alright,
alright, alright ♪
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Oh man...
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- ♪ Ooh... ♪
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- Stop hitting yourself!
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{\an8}Stop hitting yourself!
Stop hitting yourself!
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- Wade! How did you get here?
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I snuck in the back stairs,
then, using my cat-like reflexes
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and natural ability
to be overlooked,
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I was able
to get in the room.
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Besides, they were more
focused on Knuckles anyway.
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I'm here to rescue you guys!
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- Oh, thank God.
We really need your help.
- No, Mom! We don't.
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I'm gonna get us
outta here on my own.
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Wanda, please don't
start that again.
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- Yeah, don't be a hero, Wanda.
- I am a hero!
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I've accidentally locked myself
in those cuffs so many times,
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Tom gave me a master key!
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Wade, you saved us!
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- What are you doing?
No. Wade, stop.
Stop touching me!
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- Stop! No--
- Stop moving your hands! If you
stop moving your hands, then I--
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- I'm doing a thing right now!
- What are you doing?!
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I'm doing an FBI thing
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where I slip my own hands
out of these handcuffs
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by dislocating my thumb.
Here I go.
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- Ow! Oh!
- Just let me do it!
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It'll be way less painful
and quicker!
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I'm almost there. Ow!
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- You're screaming in pain.
- Ow! Ah! I'm almost there!
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Let your brother
rescue you!
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This isn't over yet...
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No! I'm not letting Wade
rescue me! No freaking way!
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- Ah, Knuckles!
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- Let's do this.
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- This ends now.
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Okay. Fine.
Fine, you win.
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- Knuckles, you okay?
- Wade! Stay back.
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Not this time.
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Aaaah!
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- Ah! Get off me!
- Ah! No!
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No, I can't get sucked
into that thing! Help me!
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This ain't good.
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Dude!
That was awesome!
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I can't believe the plan worked.
We did it!
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Wade Whipple,
you must hurry.
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Your Tournament of Champions
is about to conclude!
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The tournament?
You mean--
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Yes. Your greatest victory
still awaits.
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- This is your last chance
to face your ultimate foe!
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The schmuck known
as your father,
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in a ritual trial by combat on
your own personal battleground!
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{\an8}I'd like five minutes alone
with him in a trial by combat.
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The time has come for you
to prove your worth
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as a champion,
and a warrior.
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{\an8}You know what?
You're right. This is it.
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This is finally my chance
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- to--
Got i!
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- I got it!
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- Told you I would do it!
- W-Wanda, put that thing away.
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- Impressive battle wound,
Wanda Whipple.
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Thanks, Knucks.
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We are here
at the final round
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of the Bowling Tournament
of Champions
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in beautiful Reno, Nevada,
or as I like to call it,
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-"Las Vegas for losers."
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Once again, the heavy
favorite's from overseas,
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where they bowl on
the wrong side of the lane.
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I'm talking about the team
led by 27-time winner
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and legend of the lanes,
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Pistol... Pete... Whipple!
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- Look at that swagger.
- Wow, look at the attitude.
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I mean, this guy
is all confidence.
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- This crowd is goin' nuts
for Pistol Pete.
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Are you ready for a show?
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Jordan. Gretzky.
Yes.
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Brady. These are
the names you think of
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when you think of athletes
that have defined their sport.
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And with a win today,
I would argue
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that Pistol Pete's face
should be chiseled up there
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- on the Mount Rushmore
of bowling as well.
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Next time she needs
an after-school activity,
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we're doing piano lessons.
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And in the challenger's
corner,
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we have
a young upstart team
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looking to have their first
taste of championship glory.
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It's fronted by a small-town
Montana sheriff's deputy,
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who also happens to be...
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- Pistol Pete's long-lost son!
What?
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- Allegedly.
- Now, here's a good
father-son story.
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Rumor has it
that Pistol Pete
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abandoned his son
at a local TJ Maxx,
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choosing a bowling career
over his parenting duties.
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I wanna say,
regardless of how you feel
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- about childhood abandonment,
and I'm against it...
- Hm. Me, too.
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...the deals at TJ Maxx
cannot be beat.
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No, I wish my dad
left me at a TJ Maxx.
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But, you know what?
Let's settle this score
once and for all
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and bring out
our challenger,
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Mr. Wade Whipple...
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- Yes!
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- Yes, Wade!
Here he comes, everybody!
- Go, Wade!
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Get ready!
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- Sorry, where is he?
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- Uh... I'm not, uh...
- Is he not...
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I gave him the--
Mr. Wade Whipple!
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- Just like that scene
inThe Sound of Music...
- L-Let me do it again.
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- Maybe he didn't hear it.
Let me hear it. Uh...
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Let's settle the score once
and for all and bring out
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Wade Whipple!
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Wade? Wade Whipple.
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- Oh, man.
Wade Whipple?
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I-I don't have him.
I don't have eyes on him.
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Okay, well, I-- What do
you mean stretch it out?
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- I can't stretch it out...
- We're supposed to fill time.
You know what?
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L-L-Let's do some
of the fun facts.
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Oh. Oh, what a pity.
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It appears my opponent...
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is officially a no-show.
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Which means, once again, I...
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- am the winner!
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Put... that trophy... down.
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- Dad.
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Wow... Okay.
Wow... Lotta drama.
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Oh! There he is.
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Surprised to see me?
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Can't say that I am.
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You never were the sharpest
thorn in the briar patch.
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I don't have any idea
what that means,
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but I'm sure
it's insulting.
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If I wanted to
insult you, dear boy,
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I'd tell you you are
in over your head,
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out of your league,
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and 10 pins away
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from the most humiliating
defeat of your life.
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- Oh, snap! I heard that!
- Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
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- I heard that one!
In front of everybody!
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And if I was
to insult you,
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I'd say your game's
gotten weak,
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your costume
smells funky,
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and, quite frankly,
your accent sounds fake.
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- Sick burn, baby!
- Really? Even the last one?
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Oh! Should we be
allowed to hear this?
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- I think not.
- Should we be--
I mean, this is private!
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I'm going to give you
one last chance, Wade,
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to do what I did
all those years ago
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and just... walk... away.
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Because there's no way
you can win, dear boy.
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You see all these
lovely people?
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Every single one of them
is here
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because they love me.
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And they have absolutely
no bloody idea
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who the hell you are!
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Oh yeah, old man?
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- They will.
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Wow!
Whoa!
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Those are some
athletic-looking thighs!
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I mean,
but get them in the sun.
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I don't think I'm supposed
to be looking at that.
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Let's roll.
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Yes, Wade!
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Wade, put your pants
back on, dude.
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It'll be cooler.
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Wade Whipple!
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- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
Wade Whipple!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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- Wade Whipple! Wade Whipple!
- Wade Whipple!
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It's Whipple versus Whipple
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as the Tournament
of Champions finals
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are officially underway.
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Can't wait.
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Oh!
Right out of the gate!
Wow.
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Here we go.
This is some great
bowling action.
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Yeah.
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That's how it's done.
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
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Pistol Pete! Pistol Pete!
Pistol Pete...
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Man, your dad's a real
turd bucket, huh?
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Yeah, I've recently
come to realize that.
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Ahhhhh...
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Better keep up, dear boy.
That is, unless,
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you're ready to
wave the white flag
and surrender.
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I'm Wade Whipple.
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Lieutenant Deputy of
the smallest town in Montana.
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I don't know the meaning
of the word "surrender."
Water bottle.
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- I have not yet begun to ball.
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- Yes! Yes!
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- Wade not backing down at all!
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- Look at the balls on this guy.
- Oh. Tit for tat.
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Look, I'm not a doctor,
but technically,
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- they share the same blood...
- Can I get a beer, please?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hm...
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This truly is
a strange little planet.
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Can I get you anything, honey?
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Yes. Bring me your
largest challah bread.
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- Bam!
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- Yes!
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Ha, yes!
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Woo!
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00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:38,008
- Uh-oh!
250
00:15:44,412 --> 00:15:46,242
Pistol Pete looking
a little worried over there.
251
00:15:46,332 --> 00:15:49,062
Oh, yeah,
he looks intimidated.
- You know, I think he's, uh,
252
00:15:49,062 --> 00:15:51,162
got a little bit tougher
competitor than he thought.
253
00:15:51,162 --> 00:15:52,812
Gettin' nervous yet,
old timer?
254
00:15:52,812 --> 00:15:55,752
Nervous?
Don't be ridiculous.
255
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:59,882
Woo-hoo! You go, Wade!
And whatever happens,
256
00:15:59,882 --> 00:16:01,442
- I'm proud of you!
Wade!
257
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:04,742
Please! Please
don't choke today!
258
00:16:04,742 --> 00:16:07,262
- Just please don't do it!
Do great! Okay?
259
00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:08,432
Okay!
260
00:16:20,322 --> 00:16:22,902
Hm... That sounds troubling.
261
00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:47,712
Knuckles the Echidna.
262
00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:50,802
It's an honor
to meet you at last.
263
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:14,732
I thought you'd give me
more of a fight.
264
00:17:17,301 --> 00:17:18,742
This is it.
265
00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:23,242
It's all going to come down
to this final frame.
266
00:17:29,242 --> 00:17:30,832
You got this, Pete.
267
00:17:49,232 --> 00:17:49,562
- Oh...
268
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:12,262
- Yes! I love you, pin!
- Oh, for heaven's sakes.
269
00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:15,082
That miss gives Wade a chance.
270
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:19,012
- If he can get a strike here,
he could win the tournament.
271
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:23,302
You should pick up
this spare, no problem.
272
00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,142
Wow!
273
00:18:24,922 --> 00:18:27,742
- Those are fightin' words
right there.
- Sick dig!
274
00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:29,842
Someone's about
to get slapped!
275
00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:32,512
- Great use of the term
"sick dig," by the way.
276
00:18:41,262 --> 00:18:42,342
Unflappable.
277
00:18:48,522 --> 00:18:50,532
This is so dramatic.
278
00:18:50,532 --> 00:18:52,272
Because as it
comes down to this,
279
00:18:52,272 --> 00:18:54,372
if Wade Whipple
bowls another strike,
280
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,532
he'll be on his way
to a perfect game
281
00:18:56,532 --> 00:18:59,352
and a tournament
championship.
282
00:18:59,352 --> 00:19:02,502
Not to mention
an emotional victory
283
00:19:02,502 --> 00:19:04,812
over the man who left him
284
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,482
a fatherless,
stunted,
285
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:10,332
utter shell
of a human being.
286
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:11,772
- Okay...
And the question is,
287
00:19:11,772 --> 00:19:16,182
does Wade have the strength
to finish this fight?
288
00:19:16,752 --> 00:19:19,242
Well, do you, dear boy?
289
00:19:19,422 --> 00:19:20,682
Are you strong enough
290
00:19:20,682 --> 00:19:23,142
to strike down
your own father in battle?
291
00:19:24,412 --> 00:19:26,632
To do whatever
it takes to claim
292
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,342
that championship trophy?
293
00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:32,662
Or are you just another
schmuck with a nickname?
294
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,962
Wade the Warrior?
295
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:41,182
Oh, I know
I'm strong enough, Dad.
296
00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:42,952
Really?
297
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:44,632
Because all my life,
298
00:19:44,632 --> 00:19:46,642
I've learned
from great warriors.
299
00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:48,562
- Hm.
- I learned from a mother
300
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,872
who never stopped fighting
for her family.
301
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:54,202
I learned from her sister, who's
honestly a little bit annoying,
302
00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:56,842
but amazingly fearless
and headstrong.
303
00:19:58,052 --> 00:20:01,682
But most of all, I learned
from the greatest warrior
304
00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:03,392
in the entire galaxy,
305
00:20:03,392 --> 00:20:05,792
who taught me that
real warriors wouldn't exist
306
00:20:05,792 --> 00:20:07,592
if not for those
who came before them,
307
00:20:07,592 --> 00:20:10,802
showed them the way,
and never stopped fighting,
308
00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:12,662
no matter how hard
the battle became.
309
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:15,812
That's why I never would've
found my greatest strength,
310
00:20:15,812 --> 00:20:17,342
my true power,
311
00:20:17,642 --> 00:20:20,552
without my friend,
Knuckles the Echidna.
312
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,282
Now, Dylan, normally it
doesn't take this long
313
00:20:23,282 --> 00:20:26,402
- for bowlers to bowl.
- Yeah, I agree, Gary.
314
00:20:26,402 --> 00:20:29,582
It seems as though
he is monologuing.
315
00:20:30,932 --> 00:20:32,762
That's highly
unorthodox.
316
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:33,992
Nice speech.
317
00:20:33,992 --> 00:20:36,752
But you left out
one small detail.
318
00:20:37,722 --> 00:20:40,002
- You're a loser, Wade.
319
00:20:40,392 --> 00:20:42,252
You always have been,
320
00:20:42,252 --> 00:20:45,042
and you always will be.
321
00:20:55,512 --> 00:20:58,362
Well, would a loser do this?
322
00:21:20,222 --> 00:21:20,462
- Yes!
323
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,402
- Oh! Unbelievable!
- Oh! The upstart has done it!
324
00:21:47,402 --> 00:21:49,172
Oh, my God, I did it!
325
00:21:49,172 --> 00:21:52,412
I won!
I'm a champion!
326
00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:55,052
- Whoa! Duck!
327
00:21:57,962 --> 00:21:59,402
- Knuckles?
- Wade Whipple!
328
00:21:59,762 --> 00:22:01,532
Get your people to safety
329
00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:01,912
- before they--
330
00:22:04,412 --> 00:22:19,952
- Wade! Where are you going?
- To help my friend!
331
00:22:23,822 --> 00:22:25,922
- Knuckles?
Wade!
332
00:22:26,462 --> 00:22:27,182
Stay back!
333
00:22:27,992 --> 00:22:30,272
Okay, the stakes have
been raised considerably.
334
00:22:30,272 --> 00:22:33,812
Don't worry, Echidna.
This'll all be over soon.
335
00:22:34,172 --> 00:22:35,462
- All I need is...
336
00:22:35,582 --> 00:22:38,552
every ounce of your power.
337
00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:40,472
Knuckles!
338
00:22:45,792 --> 00:22:47,142
- What are you doing to him?!
339
00:22:53,982 --> 00:22:55,662
Your power is mine, echidna.
340
00:23:00,192 --> 00:23:02,322
Your only purpose now...
341
00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:04,092
is to die!
342
00:23:08,802 --> 00:23:10,062
Knuckles! Buddy!
343
00:23:10,212 --> 00:23:11,412
What did he do to you?
344
00:23:11,952 --> 00:23:14,292
You caused me a lotta trouble.
345
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,472
- Now I'm gonna make you pay.
346
00:23:22,762 --> 00:23:24,412
You think you're so tough,
347
00:23:24,592 --> 00:23:27,772
hiding behind that metal onesie
you're wearing?
348
00:23:28,072 --> 00:23:31,222
I'm not scared of you.
Come and get me!
349
00:23:34,882 --> 00:23:36,112
Okay, I was bluffing.
350
00:23:40,112 --> 00:23:40,402
- Hm?
351
00:23:40,402 --> 00:23:42,202
Whoa!
352
00:23:47,132 --> 00:23:48,512
Somebody call for backup?
353
00:23:50,042 --> 00:23:51,692
We thought
you could use a hand.
354
00:23:54,152 --> 00:23:55,712
- God, that was a good line.
355
00:24:01,602 --> 00:24:02,952
Alright, Wade.
Let's do this.
356
00:24:06,622 --> 00:24:07,702
Let's roll.
357
00:24:14,702 --> 00:24:17,012
Knuckles, I hope
you can hear this.
358
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,832
You taught me how to stand up
for myself and fight!
359
00:24:24,092 --> 00:24:25,682
And we're stronger
than ever now...
360
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:30,192
because we fight together!
361
00:24:30,692 --> 00:24:32,702
A warrior's true strength
comes from their heart.
362
00:24:38,872 --> 00:24:40,462
And your heart
has never been bigger!
363
00:24:42,442 --> 00:24:44,362
You fight to honor
your family!
364
00:24:48,592 --> 00:24:50,182
You fight to protect
your friends!
365
00:24:54,892 --> 00:24:57,652
And now, you have
something new to fight for.
366
00:25:00,482 --> 00:25:01,232
A home!
367
00:25:11,602 --> 00:25:13,972
Looks like you're
all out of balls!
368
00:25:21,252 --> 00:25:23,472
- This is my home!
369
00:25:31,162 --> 00:25:33,928
- No! No!
370
00:25:34,082 --> 00:25:35,792
- My power!
371
00:25:43,862 --> 00:25:44,822
The Flames of Disaster!
372
00:25:46,992 --> 00:25:48,192
Come on!
373
00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:00,872
- Finish him, Knucks!
374
00:26:16,322 --> 00:26:18,662
Victory is ours.
375
00:26:24,102 --> 00:26:26,412
Wow. Well,
there you have it, folks.
376
00:26:26,412 --> 00:26:28,842
This proves what I've
been saying all along.
377
00:26:28,842 --> 00:26:30,642
Absolutely
anything can happen
378
00:26:30,642 --> 00:26:33,342
in the National
Bowling Championships.
379
00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:35,202
You know, Gary,
I looked it up,
380
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:37,662
and actually,
this has happened before.
381
00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,972
There was a visit
by an extraterrestrial
382
00:26:39,972 --> 00:26:42,252
in the 1974 tourney,
383
00:26:42,252 --> 00:26:45,132
- but I don't think he was red.
- Well, you might be right,
384
00:26:45,132 --> 00:26:48,282
but I'm gonna tell you,
this time was a lot more fun.
385
00:26:48,282 --> 00:26:50,712
- What a show tonight, people.
- So fun. Oh!
386
00:26:50,832 --> 00:26:53,532
Looks like there's some more
action down on the lanes.
387
00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:58,572
Hey! That dork burger's
stealing the trophy!
388
00:26:58,572 --> 00:27:01,452
Shut your
gob hole, you little brat!
Oh no!
389
00:27:01,452 --> 00:27:03,612
Pistol Pete is
stealing the trophy,
390
00:27:03,612 --> 00:27:04,992
and he lost the tourney!
391
00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:07,572
I don't know what the rule book
says about this, Gary.
392
00:27:07,992 --> 00:27:09,252
Oh, no, you don't.
393
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:12,912
Take your hands off
my son's trophy, you schmuck!
394
00:27:18,102 --> 00:27:20,202
{\an8}Mom, that was awesome!
395
00:27:20,562 --> 00:27:22,512
{\an8}Ever think about
joining the FBI?
396
00:27:22,512 --> 00:27:24,072
Well, if it means
I can spend more time
397
00:27:24,072 --> 00:27:25,602
with my daughter,
I'd love to.
398
00:27:30,852 --> 00:27:33,642
You did it, Wade Whipple!
You won!
399
00:27:33,642 --> 00:27:35,412
Buddy, we did it.
400
00:27:40,612 --> 00:27:41,678
♪ Ooh ♪
401
00:27:42,978 --> 00:27:44,445
♪ Uh ♪
402
00:27:45,112 --> 00:27:46,612
♪ Hey, hey ♪
403
00:27:47,108 --> 00:27:50,208
♪ Alright, yeah ♪
404
00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:52,608
♪ Oh, what a man,
what a man, what a man ♪
405
00:27:52,608 --> 00:27:54,042
♪ What a mighty good man ♪
406
00:27:54,042 --> 00:27:57,375
♪ He's a mighty mighty
good man, yeah ♪
407
00:27:58,242 --> 00:28:01,275
♪ Yahoo! ♪
408
00:28:01,275 --> 00:28:04,542
♪ Ooh, now break it down ♪
409
00:28:07,502 --> 00:28:08,432
- Hey, Knuckles!
410
00:28:08,882 --> 00:28:11,102
How about some
new road trip music?
411
00:28:11,932 --> 00:28:15,952
I call this mix "Knuckles
and Wade Warrior Jammerz."
412
00:28:18,192 --> 00:28:20,412
What is this amazing song?
413
00:28:20,412 --> 00:28:23,546
- ♪ Oh... ♪
- Could this be...
414
00:28:23,546 --> 00:28:25,846
- ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
- Yes!
415
00:28:25,942 --> 00:28:27,592
This is...
416
00:28:27,712 --> 00:28:30,232
my jam!
417
00:28:30,232 --> 00:28:32,265
♪ Stereo jungle child ♪
418
00:28:32,265 --> 00:28:36,265
♪ Love is the kill,
your heart's still wild ♪
419
00:28:36,265 --> 00:28:39,065
♪ Shooting at
the walls of heartache ♪
420
00:28:39,065 --> 00:28:40,432
♪ Bang bang ♪
421
00:28:40,432 --> 00:28:42,998
♪ I am the warrior ♪
422
00:28:44,732 --> 00:28:47,598
♪ Well, I am the warrior ♪
423
00:28:47,598 --> 00:28:50,765
♪ And heart to heart,
you'll win ♪
424
00:28:50,765 --> 00:28:52,732
♪ If you survive ♪
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