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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT
OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE
SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS
ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT,
YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH
THE CHEESE GANG, DARKWING!
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WHOA!
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THAT GETS
THE BLOOD PUMPING!
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NOT AS MUCH
AS THIS WILL!
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AAH! EMERGENCY MEASURES!
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WHEW! THAT EMERGENCY
SUPERSPRING
WORKED GREAT, D.W.
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BUT WHAT'S
THE PLAN FOR WHEN
WE COME DOWN?
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AAH!
AAH!
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SUCK GAS, YOU...
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UNCONSCIOUS EVIL...
NEVER MIND.
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AND THAT WAS
THE SCENE TONIGHT
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AS THE ENIGMATIC
DARKWING DUCK
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SAVED THE CITIZENS
OF ST. CANARD
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FROM THE CLUTCHES
OF CRIME.
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NEXT ONCANARD COPY,
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A SEARING PROFILE
OF MERRIWEATHER,
THE COCKROACH MIME
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APPEARING AT THE ST. CANARDCENTER FOR THE ARTS.
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WAY COOL!
THAT WAS AWESOME!
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WELL, HEH HEH,
IT WAS NOTHING.
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
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YOU THINK SO?
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I WAS GOOD,
BUT REALLY...
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I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
BIANCA BEAKLEY,
MY IDOL!
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I WANNA BE A
NEWSCASTER LIKE HER.
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OH, HER.
I GUESS SHE WAS O.K.
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THIS DOESN'T MEAN
YOU CAN'T BE
HER IDOL, TOO.
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SHE'S PROBABLY JUST
GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
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BUT SHE IS TOP
OF THE NEWS HEAP
IN ST. CANARD,
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AND SHE'S RICH,
BEAUTIFUL,
AND BRILLIANT.
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MAYBE YOU
SHOULD BE WORRIED.
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THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
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I GUESS IT'S GOOD SHE HAS
A SOPHISTICATED ROLE MODEL,
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INSTEAD OF A LUNATIC MONSTER.
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LISTEN TO ME,
YOU STINKING COAL WEASELS!
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OUR RATINGS ARE LOWER
THAN A GOPHER'S BASEMENT.
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FIND SOMETHING GOOD,
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OR WE'LL BE WORKING
AT HAMBURGER HIPPO!
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BIANCA, WE'RE DOING
THE BEST WE CAN.
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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WELL?
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SUGGESTIONS?
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[GULP]
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OUR RATINGS WENT UP .0002%
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WHEN WE SHOWED
THAT DARKWING DUCK CLIP.
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MAYBE WE COULD DO
A SERIES ON HIM?
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YOU CALL
THAT AN IDEA?
YOU'RE FIRED!
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I HAVE IT!
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WE'LL DO A SERIES
ON DARKWING DUCK.
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WHY ARE YOU SLIME WAFFLES
STANDING AROUND?
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LET'S MOVE!
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BIANCA BEAKLEY,
CANARD COPY.
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CARE TO TELL US
ABOUT YOUR
HEROIC STRUGGLE
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AGAINST
THE FORCES OF EVIL?
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WELL, I'LL TELL YA...
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WHEN I CONSIDER
MISCREANTS LIKE THESE,
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IT BOILS MY ONIONS.
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THAT'S WHY
I SCOUR THE CITY
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EXTRACTING
KNAVERY LIKE SOME
INFECTED TOOTH...
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WITH OCCASIONAL
MINOR ASSISTANCE
FROM LAUNCHPAD.
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THAT CONCLUDES
THE FIRST IN A SERIES
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ON THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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SERIES OF REPORTS?
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UNLESS YOU OBJECT.
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GOLLY. I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL...
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GET READY FOR
THE ADVENTURE
OF YOUR LIFE.
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OH, YEAH.
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THIS IS EXCITEMENT.
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IT'S A SLOW NIGHT.
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WHAT SHOULD
I DO ABOUT IT?
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YES! A CRIME!
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CAREFUL!
THE FELONIOUS OWNER
MAY BE NEARBY.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
SISTER!
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YOU THOUGHT YOU'D
GET AWAY WITH IT.
THOUGHT...
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DID THAT HURT
AS MUCH AS IT LOOKED?
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DID I RENT ENOUGH VCRs?
I WANNA GET THIS.
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IN TONIGHT'S SHOW,
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WE TAKE A LOOKAT THAT MASKED MALLARD,DARKWING DUCK.
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SHOWTIME!
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DARKWING'S DAY ISN'T JUSTFILLED WITH ROBBERIES.
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IT'S ALSO FILLED WITHSUFFERING, DISAPPOINTMENT,
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AND THE OCCASIONAL SNACK.
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IS MY BILL
REALLY THAT BIG?
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YOU DON'T THINK
I LOOK FAT?
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REALLY SHOWS HOW I MOP UP
VICIOUS JAYWALKERS...
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AND LOITERERS...
AND LEASH-LAW VIOLATORS.
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WHO AM I KIDDING?
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NOBODY CARES
ABOUT THAT STUFF.
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THEY WANT REAL CRIME.
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NOBODY CARES
ABOUT THAT STUFF!
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THEY WANNA SEE
REAL CRIME!
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WITH THE SUPERVILLAIN
CONVENTION IN FLORIDA,
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THERE'S NO CRIME
IN TOWN.
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SUPERVILLAIN CONVENTION?
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANY CONVENTION!
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MY CAREER'S OVER
IF DARKWING DOESN'T FIGHT
A SUPERVILLAIN SOON!
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MERRIWEATHER
THE COCKROACH IS BIGGER
THAN DARKWING RIGHT NOW.
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ST. CANARD
IS MORE INTERESTED
IN BUGS THAN IN...
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WAIT A SECOND!
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SUPERVILLAIN.
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BUG.
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HA HA HA HA!
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EUREKA!
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IF IT'S BUGS
PEOPLE WANT,
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THEY'LL GET BUGS
LIKE THEY WON'T BELIEVE!
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DIRECT FROM HIS TOUROF THE CONTINENT,
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THE WORLD-FAMOUSMERRIWEATHERTHE COCKROACH MIME!
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I CAN'T SEE
A THING FROM HERE.
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SHUSH.
IT'S CULTURE.
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HA HA HA HA!
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FEAR ME, ST. CANARD!
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I AM THE MONARCH
OF THE INSECT KINGDOM.
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I AM THE BUG MASTER!
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I'M NOT VERY NICE AT ALL.
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CAREFUL WITH THE COCONUTS,LITTLE BUDDY.
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OW!
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WE INTERRUPT
PELICAN'S ISLAND
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FOR THIS SPECIAL
CANARD COPYREPORT.
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IT LOOKED LIKE THEY'D
GET OFF THE ISLAND!
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WE TAKE YOUTO THE ST. CANARDCENTER FOR THE ARTS
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WHERE THE BUG MASTERHAS TAKEN MERRIWEATHERTHE COCKROACH HOSTAGE.
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I AM THE BUG MASTER.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE...
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING TV,
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AND I'M SICKOF THIS SECOND-RATE JERKDARKWING DUCK!
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HEY, HEY! I'M A
FIRST-RATE JERK!
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DARKWING, CAN YOU GUESSWHICH BUG I'LL TAKE NEXT?
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
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THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
ABOUT THIS BUG MASTER.
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YEAH.
SHE'S THREATENING
A COCKROACH.
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I CALL THAT STRANGE.
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BUT SHE...
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GOS MUST BE GOIN'
THROUGH A PHASE.
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WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE
TO BUG MASTER'S CHALLENGE?
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BIANC, IT'S LIKE
I ALWAYS SAY...
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YOU'VE GOT TO
BREAK SOME PENNIES
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TO SAVE AN OMELET.
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THE BUG MASTER
WILL STRIKE HERE?
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ELEMENTARY,
MY DEAR LAUNCHPAD.
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BUG MASTER
HAS A THING FOR BUGS.
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THE MUSEUM IS SHOWING
ITS MOST PRECIOUS BUG,
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THE GOLDEN SCARAB
OF QUACKANKHAMEN.
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GOOD THINKING, D.W.
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BESIDES, MY
SUPERCRIME-SENSING
WATCH SAYS SO.
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WE'RE HERE IN TIME.
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EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT HERE?
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AS LONG AS
DARKWING DUCK IS HERE,
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NO EVILDOER WOULD DARE...
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[BUG BUZZES]
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WOULD DARE TO...
YEOWCH!
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THAT'S A TASTE
OF MY WASP'S STING.
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MAKES YOU
MAD AS A HORNET.
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ANOTHER PUN-OBSESSED
SUPERVILLAIN.
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MISSED ME, SHOEHORN-BEAK.
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NOT.
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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
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ONE FALSE MOVE
AND THE MIME GETS IT.
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O.K. O.K.
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JUST PUT
THE COCKROACH DOWN.
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HA! NOT A CHANCE!
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I CAME HERE FOR THE SCARAB,
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AND I'M GOING TO GET IT!
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TRY SOME STINK BUG GAS,
DRONEWING.
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PEEYUU! THAT'S WORSE THAN
YOUR CHICKEN FEATHER PIE,
LAUNCHPAD!
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SHE'S GONE!
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AND SO'S THE SCARAB!
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O.K., FINE.
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I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,
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BUT EVERYTHING IS
COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL.
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COMPLETELYUNDER CONTROL.
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ABSOLUTELY CORRECT,
DARKWING.
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COMPLETELY
UNDER MY CONTROL!
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YOU KNOW, BOYS,
I THINK I LIKE
THIS CRIMINAL STUFF.
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THIS SCARAB'S WORTH
TWICE A NETWORK
ANCHOR'S SALARY.
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AS FOR THAT
COSTUMED BUFFOON,
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HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN
A TRIVIAL ANNOYANCE.
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THAT'S WHY I'M
PLANNING MY FINAL
REPORT IN THE SERIES...
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THE EXTERMINATION
OF DARKWING DUCK!
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HA HA HA!
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NICE SHOT OF ME.
GOOD COMPOSITION.
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THE ONLY THING THAT
COULD MAKE IT BETTER
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IS IF I
CAUGHT THE CROOK!
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THAT WAS THE SCENEAT THE ST. CANARD MUSEUM.
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DOESN'T SOMETHING
STRIKE YOU FUNNY
ABOUT BIANCA BEAKLEY?
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TOO MUCH
MAKE-UP.
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ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT
SHE'S NEVER AROUND
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WHEN THE BUG MASTER APPEARS?
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HOW'D SHE KNOW
THAT CROOK WOULD
STRIKE AT THE MUSEUM?
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SHE'S YOUR IDOL.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER,
MISS PINFEATHERS?
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YEAH. WHY DON'T I?
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UH, MISS BEAKLEY,
I'M GOSALYN MALLARD
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FROM THE ST. CANARD
ELEMENTARY PRESS.
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I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL!
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THAT'S LOVELY.
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I'LL CALL SECURITY.
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THEY'LL GIVE
YOU AN 8 x 10 GLOSSY.
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[GASP] HEY! YOU'RE
THE BUG MASTER!
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HOLY CATS!
MY IDOL'S A CROOK!
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UH, WELL,
I'M NOT A CROOK!
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YOU SAW MY REPORTS
ON DARKWING, RIGHT?
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00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:13,125
FIENDISH JAYWALKERS?
232
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:17,166
HE LOOKED LIKE A
COMPLETE GOOFBALL!
233
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:18,625
YEAH, SO?
234
00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:23,958
SO I CAME UP
WITH THIS PLAN TO
MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.
235
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:26,708
THE NEXT TIME
WE FIGHT, HE'LL WIN.
236
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,291
WHEN CROOKS
SEE THAT ON TV,
237
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,708
THEY'LL BE SCARED
OF HIM AGAIN.
238
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,458
THEN I'LL RETURN
THAT STUFF.
239
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,708
YOU'RE CREATING
YOUR OWN NEWS
240
00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:38,500
TO BOOST YOUR RATINGS?
241
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,166
UH, WELL, YEAH.
242
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:42,875
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
243
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,833
AS LONG AS YOU'RE
HELPING DARKWING.
244
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:51,000
SURE I AM. AND NOT
EVEN HE KNOWS IT.
WANNA HELP?
245
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,583
ME? HELP BIANCA BEAKLEY?
YOU BET!
246
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,208
BEAUTIFUL.
247
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,875
BY CORRELATING INSECT DATA
248
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:04,708
WITH ALL THE DATA
ON ST. CANARD,
249
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,875
I CAN DETERMINE WHERE
BUG MASTER WILL STRIKE.
250
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,291
ARE YOU SURE
THIS'LL WORK?
251
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:15,416
LAUNCHPAD,
THIS IS SCIENCE.
SCIENCE ALWAYS WORKS.
252
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:18,875
I'LL BE OVER HERE
READING THE FUNNIES.
253
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,875
HEH HEH.
DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF.
254
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,958
AH, HERE WE GO.
255
00:13:27,958 --> 00:13:30,208
FACT ONE... THE ZASLOVIAN
SQUAT FLY
256
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,875
EATS THREE TIMES
ITS WEIGHT.
257
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,333
SO WHAT?
258
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:36,250
HEY, D.W.,
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
259
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:40,750
FACT TWO... ST. CANARD
MAKES AN IDEAL
HOLIDAY SPOT.
260
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:43,125
WHAT IS THIS?
261
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:47,833
HOW AM I GONNA TRACK
THE BUG MASTER NOW?
262
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,708
MAYBE THIS IS WHERE
SHE'LL STRIKE.
263
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:54,291
IT SEEMS SO TO
THE UNTRAINED EYE.
264
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,291
"DARKWING,
MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT
265
00:13:56,291 --> 00:13:59,250
"IN THE WAREHOUSE
AT 3rd AND McSWAIN.
266
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,875
THE BUG MASTER."
267
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,291
SOMETIMES
THE UNTRAINED EYE
CAN BE RIGHT.
268
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,291
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
269
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,833
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
270
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:13,333
WONDER WHAT IT COSTS
TO HAVE MY EYES TRAINED.
271
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,625
IT ALWAYS COMES TO THIS,
LAUNCHPAD...
272
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,250
YOU, ME,
273
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:24,833
A SUPERVILLAIN CRAVING
MY DESTRUCTION,
274
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:26,875
AND AN ABANDONED
WAREHOUSE.
275
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:31,583
I WISH ONCE IT COULD
BE A ROLLER RINK.
276
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:34,583
D.W.,
IT'S MERRIWEATHER
THE COCKROACH!
277
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,250
D.W., HE'S MIMING "DANGER"!
278
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,500
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
HE'S A COCKROACH.
279
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,500
PSST. DARKWING!
OVER HERE!
280
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:47,583
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
THAT COSTUME, MISSY?
281
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:51,458
HA HA HA.
YOU'VE PLAYED
INTO OUR HANDS,
282
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,500
YOU MASKED
MEATHEAD. NOW!
283
00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,875
YOU FOOL!
284
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:04,333
YOU'RE NO MATCH
FOR THE BUG MASTER
AND THE GRUB!
285
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,875
DARKWING DUCK,
286
00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:08,250
PREPARE TO
MEET YOUR DOOM!
287
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,750
[GULP] OH, YEAH.
288
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,875
SHE'S DEFINITELY
GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
289
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:23,375
HA! I HAVE THE ARMOR
OF A BEETLE AND
THE WEBBING OF A SPIDER.
290
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:27,708
PARDON ME, LITTLE GIRL
WHOM I DON'T KNOW,
291
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,958
JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
292
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:33,458
ACT EVIL. MAKE IT
GOOD FOR THE CAMERA.
293
00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,625
HA HA HA!
294
00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,583
O.K., DARKWING,
295
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:42,000
YOU'RE GOIN' TO
THE BIG BEEHIVE
IN THE SKY.
296
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,875
BOYS, TAKE 'EM
TO THE BEESWAX!
297
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,625
AT LEAST GOS LOOKS CUTE
IN HER GRUB COSTUME.
298
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,458
MERRIWEATHER, CAN YOU SLIP
THROUGH THOSE CUFFS?
299
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:08,416
YEAH, A FREE COCKROACH
WOULD BE A MAJOR ADVANTAGE.
300
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,500
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA,
301
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,166
THIS IS YOUR FINAL
SPECIAL REPORT.
302
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,625
AFTER A DIP IN
THIS BOILING BEESWAX,
303
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:21,083
YOU'RE GONNA BE NOTHING BUT
AN UNUSUALLY UGLY CANDLE!
304
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,708
IN CASE YOU GET
ANY IDEAS OF ESCAPING,
305
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,875
I'VE STILL GOT
MY WASP'S STING.
306
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,958
NOW I RECOGNIZE YOU!
YOU'RE BIANCA BEAKLEY!
307
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:36,625
GOOD CALL, HAWKEYE,
BUT YOU WON'T LIVE
TO BREAK THIS STORY.
308
00:16:36,625 --> 00:16:38,875
LOWER 'EM IN!
309
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:43,166
GOS... LITTLE GIRL
I'VE NEVER MET!
310
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:46,250
IF YOU'RE ANGLING FOR
A BIGGER ALLOWANCE,
311
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,291
THIS ISN'T THE WAY!
312
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,208
WHEN'S HIS CHANCE
TO ESCAPE?
313
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:57,583
UH, AT THE LAST SECOND.
IT'S MORE IMPRESSIVE.
314
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,750
WHAT DID I DO TO GOSALYN
TO DESERVE THIS?
315
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,458
YOU GROUNDED HER
UNTIL HER SENIOR
YEAR OF COLLEGE.
316
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:13,000
YOU MADE HER
EAT BEETS, THOUGH
SHE HATES 'EM.
317
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,250
THEN ANOTHER TIME...
318
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,708
I GET THE IDEA!
319
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:20,708
THEY'RE CLOSE.
IT'S TIME TO LET
DARKWING WIN.
320
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,625
TRUST ME.
I'M YOUR IDOL, RIGHT?
321
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,375
I KNOW WHAT'S BEST.
322
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,416
YEAH.
323
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:30,458
BUT JUST IN CASE.
324
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:32,750
YEOW!
325
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,458
GIMME BACK
MY STINGER,
326
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,000
YOU UNGRATEFUL
BRAT!
327
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,583
I NEVER REALIZED
THAT WAXY BUILDUP
COULD BE SERIOUS!
328
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,250
THESE MANACLES HAVE EXPANDED
SLIGHTLY FROM THE HEAT.
329
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,291
I'VE GOT TO USE THE SECRETS
330
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:51,125
OF ANCIENT CARPATHIAN
BONE DISLOCATION.
331
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:56,291
I'D FORGOTTEN HOW
PAINFUL ANCIENT CARPATHIAN
BONE DISLOCATION WAS!
332
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,875
BUT...IT'S...WORKING!
333
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:05,083
I'LL GET YOU GUYS
OUT OF THIS!
334
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,083
OOH!
335
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,208
OOF!
336
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,416
ANOTHER LAST-SECOND ESCAPE!
337
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,458
IMPRESSIVE.
338
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,750
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T
REALLY BETRAY ME.
339
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,833
IT'S THE FIRST RULE OF
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING.
340
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,250
MAKE 'EM THINK
YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE,
341
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,000
THEN WHAMMO!
342
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,083
[GRUNTING]
343
00:18:56,583 --> 00:19:00,000
I GOTTA CUT OUT THESE
SIX-BURGER LUNCHES.
344
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,291
YOU DON'T LOOK
GOOD EITHER.
345
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,708
[BURP]
346
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,000
AAH!
347
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,250
I GOTTA GET THIS ON TAPE.
348
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:24,875
DIDN'T RECKON ON
MY SONIC CRICKET'S
CHIRP BLASTER, EH?
349
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:31,000
I'LL BE BACK TO GET YOU
AFTER I GET DARKWING!
TRAITOR.
350
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,625
ALL RIGHT, DARKWING!
351
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,083
I OUGHTA GET A GOLD MEDAL.
352
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,500
D.W., LOOK OUT
BEHIND YOU!
353
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:50,500
WHOA!
354
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,208
THANKS, BUT I KNEW
HE WAS BEHIND ME.
355
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,333
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME
BY SURPRISE!
356
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,291
O.K., MAYBE ONCE
IN A WHILE YOU CAN.
357
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,375
HA HA HA!
358
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,375
YOU POOR LITTLE LARVA!
359
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,875
IF I CAN'T BOIL
YOU IN BEESWAX,
360
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,500
I'LL COCOON YOU
IN COBWEBS.
361
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,000
NIFTY.
362
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,750
ANYWAY, WE'LL BE A SHOO-IN
FORWACKY HOME VIDEOS.
363
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:22,000
YOU'VE BUGGED ME
FOR THE LAST TIME, DARKWING!
364
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,500
PREPARE TO FIND OUT
HOW A FLY FEELS!
365
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,291
MUST...PULL...
366
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,625
ARM...FREE!
367
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,708
NOW, MY TRUSTY
BUZZSAW CUFF LINKS.
368
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,000
SUCK WEBS, EVILDOER!
369
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,416
OHH!
370
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,125
OOF!
371
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,291
GET ME OUT
OF THIS WEB,
372
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:57,500
OR YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
373
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,375
CAUGHT IN HER OWN
WEB OF DECEIT!
374
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,083
NICE GOING, D.W.
375
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,875
NICE MOVE, DAD!
376
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,583
UH, DARKWING.
377
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,083
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
378
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,416
DARKWING DUCK
IS MORE THAN A MATCH
379
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,416
FOR ANY FILTHY
LITTLE INSECT!
380
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,875
D.W.!
381
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,958
OH. SORRY, MERRIWEATHER.
382
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:22,333
I MEANT SOME OTHER
FILTHY LITTLE INSECT.
383
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,458
THAT WAS
DARKWING DUCK'S
DEFEAT
384
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,875
OF THE NOTORIOUS
BUG MASTER,
385
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,708
A.K.A.
FORMER NEWSCASTER
BIANCA BEAKLEY.
386
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,958
THIS VIDEO WAS PROVIDEDBY GOSALYN MALLARD
387
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,125
OF THE ST. CANARD
ELEMENTARY PRESS.
388
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,583
YES! MY FIRST
BIG SCOOP!
389
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,083
WAY TO GO,
GOSAROONIE!
390
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,333
YEP. GOOD JOB, GOS.
391
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:49,583
TOO BAD YOUR IDOL
WAS AN EGOMANIAC
AFTER CHEAP PUBLICITY.
392
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:53,000
DON'T BE SO HARD
ON YOURSELF.
393
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,291
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT BIANCA BEAKLEY!
394
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,833
WELL, UH, REMEMBER,
395
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,166
YOU WERE MY IDOL
WAY BEFORE SHE WAS.
396
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,750
THAT'S MY GIRL.
397
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,458
OF COURSE I WAS.
398
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,750
I'M STILL NOT RAISING
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
399
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,166
IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.
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