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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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You will hand over
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your dilithium-4 crystals
immediately,
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or we will vaporize this
entire sector of the galaxy.
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Hit them with
the stun beams!
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Cut. Print. [laughs, snorts]
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That's one small step for crime,
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one giant leap
for the criminal mind.
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[cackling]
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The Diamond Duck of St. Canard,
symbol of the city.
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Quick! This calls for a close-up
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Someday the films of my crimes
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will be worth more
than the trinkets I steal.
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But until then, these...
certainly keep me in popcorn.
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- [laughs]
- [Darkwing cackles]
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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It's that infernal duck.
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Quickly! Exit stage right.
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I am the feathery phantom
that haunts your nightmares.
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Impossible!
[shudders] He's everywhere.
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Run!
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Hey, it's a piece of cake...
with a little help.
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Launchpad,
I'll take Tuskerninni.
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- You head off his gang.
- Sure thing, DW.
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[tires screeching]
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Something's happening on
City Hall. Crank up the camera.
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Aw, don't go, Tuskerninni.
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I have an itch to talk to you.
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Ha! A misfire.
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[grunting, groaning]
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[reporter]
This guy's incredible.
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I always thought he
was some publicity stunt.
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[groans] Uh, let me see.
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How would DW do this?
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Um... Surrender,
you evildoing bad guys
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or face the doom
of Darkwing Duck.
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Your criminal career
is finished, Tuskerninni.
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I believe my public
demands a curtain call.
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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Ah! He could fall to his death!
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We could be talking
prime-time special.
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[groans] I should have
skipped that extra doughnut.
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Why, what's this?
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Someone auditioning for my
science fiction epic? [chuckles]
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I believe I have
just the part for you.
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A falling star.
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Yeow!
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[screaming]
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Poor Darkwing,
parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Don't lose
any sleep over it, toothy.
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I want that diamond.
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Oh, the stage is becoming
much too crowded.
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We'll wait for act two.
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Did you get that?
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Please, tell me you
got it all on tape. Please!
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Relax, glamour-puss, you're
talkin' to a professional.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!
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Wait a minute. There's more!
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Oh, we blew it, Launchpad.
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I was already reading
the headlines.
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"Darkwing Duck nabs
nefarious fleeing felon."
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Uh... Not that fame means
anything to me, of course.
[clears throat]
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Gee, I'm awful sorry, DW.
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I guess this is all my fault.
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[Darkwing] Don't worry about it,
old pal.
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Nobody expects you
to be Darkwing Duck.
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At least we stopped that
hambone, Tuskerninni.
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Darkwing Duck surveys the city.
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The plans of another villain
crumble to dust.
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So the solid citizens
of St. Canard can go to bed,
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certain their city is safe.
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No way! I'm not even tired.
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If you want me,
you've gotta tackle me.
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- Ah!
- [grunts]
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Have it your way,
but you are going to bed.
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Oh, boy, just in time
for Pelican's Island.
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[male 1] Flipper! An ape just took Barbara Ann!
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[male 2] Oh, come on, little buddy.
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[male 1] No, honest, Flipper.
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It was this great big ape with big fangs... Ah!
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And it was all hairy, and it smelled real bad...
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We interrupt this program with a special bulletin.
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A daring robbery was foiled tonight
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by that mysterious masked avenger,
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Darkwing Duck!
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Hey, he's talking about me.
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In this exclusive footage, we see...
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...the intrepid hero battle the cunning thespian thief,
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- Tuskerninni.
- Go get him, Darkwing.
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[reporter] With this death-defying maneuver,
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he retrieved the priceless Diamond Duck of St. Canard.
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A truly heroic deed.
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Major-league impressive, Dad.
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Yes. Yes! [blows kisses]
I only deserve it.
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[reporter] Now Channel 3 Excitement News
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has exclusive footage
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which reveals the secret identity of Darkwing Duck.
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What?! You can't! It'll ruin me!
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As you can see, Darkwing Duck is really...
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...Launchpad McQuack.
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Whew! They got it wrong.
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Hey! They got it wrong!
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I was there. Why
didn't you film me?!
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I'm Darkwing Duck!
Me. Me! Not him!
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[chuckles] I think
they got my good side.
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LP, you haven't got a good side.
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And besides,
you're not Darkwing Duck. I am.
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Hey. Don't get sore at me.
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It's not my fault.
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Sorry, Launchpad. You're right.
At least my secret is safe.
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And besides, nobody watches
reruns of Pelican's Island.
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You old dog! Why'd you keep it a
secret from your old pal, Herb?
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Except, of course, our dear
neighbors, the Muddlefoots.
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Oh, I love that costume.
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Although, don't you think
peach is more your color?
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That does it.
I'm setting things right.
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But Dad, you can't
tell them your secret.
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Oh. Right.
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Well, I guess it's
not such a big deal.
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So he's the neighborhood hero.
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This'll all be
forgotten quicker than...
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- I can make you a star, baby.
- Sign with me.
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- I can get a deal with Disney!
- You'll be famous!
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No, really. You got the wrong
guy. I'm not Darkwing Duck.
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Secret identities stink.
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[hoarsely] Coffee... Coffee!
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[slurping, gulping]
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[female] On your right is the home of that debonair defender of St. Canard,
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Darkwing Duck.
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Better known to his neighbors
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as Launchpad McQuack.
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[overlapping chatter]
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Don't forget
your bumper stickers.
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Get 'em while
they're hot, babe.
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[growling, snarling]
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All of you out! Get your
stupid junk off my property!
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Out! Out! Out, out, out,
out, out, out. Out! Out!
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[screaming hysterically]
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My own daughter betrays me?
And you!
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Et tu, Honker?
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But, Dad... I only did
this to... to, um...
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To help you keep your secret.
Sort of a diversion.
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Do I have "stupid" stamped
on my beak?
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Aw, gee, thanks a lot
for letting me
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open the new mall, but...
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...I don't really deserve it.
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I mean, I'm not
really Darkwing Duck.
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Oh! So brave and yet so modest.
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[Darkwing] I'll put an end
to this nonsense right now.
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I'll just be heroic elsewhere.
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That'll prove
Launchpad's not Darkwing Duck.
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All I need is a good...
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Aha!
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It's our house, dude.
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- We forgot our keys.
- Yeah, we didn't
wanna wake our mother.
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Yeah, right. You guys
should write for Ripley's.
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[female] What are
you doing to my boys?!
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[slurred] Just making sure
the little nippers
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are all tucked in
for the night.
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[crash]
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Sorry, dirtbags, but you picked
the wrong house to heist today.
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Thought I was across town
at the mall, didn't you?
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Well, you guessed wrong, 'cause
I'm the real Darkwing Duck.
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OK, tiny. Grab some sky
or suck gas.
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[object whistling]
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Uh, just moving men, eh?
Well, carry on citizens.
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My mistake. This sort
of thing happens now
and again. Sorry. Excuse me.
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Great.
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So suddenly the city
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is utterly devoid of crime.
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Huh. Hey, wait a minute.
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No mistake this time.
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This is a job for...
Darkwing Duck!
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- [chomping]
- [Darkwing] So...
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Thought no one would
notice your crime, eh, scum?
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Well, this is my city,
and no crime goes unpunished.
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Litterbug.
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But... But...
You don't understand.
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I'm the real Darkwing Duck!
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[group of males] Oh,
sure, you are.
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We believe you.
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[Tuskerninni] So, Darkwing Duck
has finally slipped up.
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How foolish to give away
one's secret identity.
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Hmm... A serious miscue.
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Well, he should be
easy enough to find.
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Phonebook.
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Hmm... Let's see. [muttering]
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Yes! Yes! Here it is.
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"Launchpad McQuack."
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[ringing]
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McQuack Productions.
Talk to me, babe.
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Oh... Yes. Uh... Is this
the home of Launchpad McQuack?
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Also known as Darkwing Duck?
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Yes, it is. Who wants to know.
Make it snappy.
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We're booked solid
for the next two weeks.
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Well, let's just say
it's an old friend... [chuckles]
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...who's planning a surprise
visit. No need to bother him.
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Ta-ta.
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Time for a new script, boys.
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This one's a comedy.
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I call it, The Destruction of Darkwing Duck.
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[cackling]
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This is the perfect costume.
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An air ace to combat an airhead.
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[giggles] Is the bomb ready?
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[ticking]
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Excellent.
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Jelly doughnut.
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Thank you.
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Here is the address.
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"539 Avian Way."
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Now, make airplane noises.
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[all whooshing, whirring]
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It's about time.
Can we go home now?!
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Gee. [chuckles] Can't
say no to the boys in blue.
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Yeah, Dad, and it's uh...
good public relations.
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OK, that was $24.50
for the 8x10s.
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And $12 for the wallet size.
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[sputtering, backfiring]
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I, the great walrus,
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pilot extraordinaire,
will not rest
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until the scarlet baron
crashes in flames.
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Cut. Print it!
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Any sign
of Darkwing Duck's house?
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Excellent! Lights. Camera.
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Action!
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00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,489
Give me one of your buns,
honey bunch,
251
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,792
and I'll toast it for you.
252
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,397
I think the charcoal's
on the hot side, dear.
253
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,504
Did you hear something?
254
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,713
Did you put tin foil
in the microwave again?
255
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,214
[tires screeching]
256
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,853
Huh. Well, that explains it.
257
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:46,357
Herb and charcoal starter
are a dangerous mix.
258
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,659
[sputtering]
259
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:50,395
You fools!
You bombed the wrong house.
260
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,965
Idiots. Amateurs. Extras!
261
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,402
Children... [chuckles]
262
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:02,940
Yes, children. The proverbial
weak link in the Darkwing armor.
263
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,743
Wake up, boys!
Time for a costume change.
264
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,079
But I can't be Darkwing Duck.
265
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,747
You're Darkwing Duck.
266
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,817
Not anymore.
I was tired of that name anyway.
267
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,685
I'll come up with
a new identity.
268
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,454
A better identity.
269
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:19,724
The Midnight Mallard.
270
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,959
- Nah!
- I know!
271
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,193
I'll call up that news guy
272
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,696
and tell him that
I'm not Darkwing Duck.
273
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:31,001
The Mysterious Snickersnack!
274
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,504
No, that won't work.
275
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,672
I tell that to everybody
276
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,340
and they just think
I'm being modest.
277
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,310
But it, uh... [chuckles]
sure impresses the ladies.
278
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,745
Double-O Duck.
279
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:46,150
Pond. James Pond.
Registered to thrill.
280
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:49,220
I don't know.
Seems kind of silly.
281
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,156
[knocking on door]
282
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:57,695
How do you do? I am Steven
Spectacle, the great director.
283
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,230
- My card.
- Let me guess.
284
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,900
You wanna make a movie
about Darkwing Duck.
285
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,201
Take a number.
286
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,869
But let me explain.
287
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:09,173
You see, this film
is going to be, uh... [stammers]
288
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:12,176
Yes! About people
around Darkwing Duck.
289
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,912
The family
behind the duck, so to speak.
290
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,682
Keen gear! We're gonna
be movie stars, Honker.
291
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,817
I'll go tell my dad.
292
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,753
Oh, let's not bother him
with details.
293
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,393
Let's move it, boys.
294
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,162
Time to change reels.
295
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,998
[laughs]
296
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,570
Break out the klieg lights,
call my agent.
297
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:43,274
I am just too, too good.
298
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,310
Toss him in, Cecil.
299
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,413
Quit playing around
and bring that girl here.
300
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,281
You guys are history!
301
00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:54,318
I know Darkwing Duck,
and he'll rescue us.
302
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,221
[giggles] That's exactly
what we're counting on, child.
303
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:00,157
Soon the Diamond Duck
will be mine again.
304
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:04,028
And Darkwing Duck will be
nothing but a newsreel memory.
305
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,165
[cackling maniacally]
306
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:11,502
Presenting...
The Scarlet Bafflequack!
307
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,070
Whoa!
308
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,840
[grunting, groaning]
309
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,342
Hey, where is everybody?
310
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,478
Uh, DW, Herb and Binkie called.
311
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,845
They want Honker
home for dinner.
312
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,715
I'm afraid he's going
to be late.
313
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,785
A popcorn bucket. Huh.
And you didn't save me some?
314
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,621
It's a kidnapper's note
from Tuskerninni.
315
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,123
He has the kids.
316
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,525
"If you want to see
the little brats alive,
317
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,659
bring the Diamond Duck
318
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,895
to the Canard Multiplex Theatre
tonight."
319
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,463
More than that.
320
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:43,400
He's using the kids as bait
to lure you into a death trap.
321
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,437
Oh... Me?!
I don't need a death trap!
322
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,205
It comes with the territory.
323
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,742
The world thinks you're
Darkwing Duck, remember?
324
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,878
Whew! Your job sure has
drawbacks, doesn't it?
325
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,114
But I think this is a job
for the real Darkwing Duck!
326
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,518
Of course! Both of them.
327
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:11,762
Uh... I am the tenor
that sings in the night.
328
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,965
I am the, uh... uh...
329
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:18,469
...road salt that rots
the underside of your car.
330
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,641
All right. Where are the kids?
331
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,510
[Tuskerninni] Right behind you.
332
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,714
- [thud]
- I lied.
333
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,716
[chirping]
334
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,386
How dare you attempt
to fool me?!
335
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,720
Lights!
336
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:41,191
Did you think this glass
Diamond Duck would deceive me?
337
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:45,195
At least I shall see you fry.
338
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:49,400
It's the last reel of
the final act, Darkwing Duck.
339
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:52,870
Prepare to meet hot,
buttered death.
340
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,705
That butter
will soon be hot enough
341
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,274
to fricassee the feathers
from your hide.
342
00:17:57,376 --> 00:18:02,079
Nothing like a hot shower
before retiring, eh, Darkwing?
343
00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:05,816
[Darkwing] You're wasting
your time on a pale imitation.
344
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,786
He's as phony as your
butter-flavored syrup.
345
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,489
But you... You're not...
346
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:15,559
[gasps] You're a...
ventriloquist.
347
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:18,562
[Darkwing cackling]
348
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,832
No. It's definitely
coming from the theater.
349
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:28,038
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
350
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,942
He must be up
in the projection booth.
351
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,278
Maybe... Or maybe not.
352
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:37,715
Oh, no! This is all wrong!
353
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:41,719
I am Darkwing Duck.
354
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,888
Don't worry. Everything's
going according to plan.
355
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,923
I was supposed to be captured.
356
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,760
Then, while Darkwing
trashes the bad guys,
357
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,428
I set you free.
358
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,600
Unfortunately, I have no idea
how I'm going to do it.
359
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,501
[both] Launchpad!
360
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,906
Ha! Flashlights?
361
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:04,541
Surely you can do
better than that.
362
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:10,514
Get him, boys. Shred his reels!
363
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,818
I got it! We'll eat our way out.
364
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:18,021
[chewing] Come on, kids.
Start chomping.
365
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,158
Honker, think.
We haven't got much time.
366
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,493
Um...
367
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:24,995
We need more popcorn.
368
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,664
I'm surrounded by madmen.
369
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,099
We need more what?!
370
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,567
Up there.
371
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,036
The extra popcorn
will absorb the butter.
372
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,373
[struggling]
373
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,042
Come on, Launchpad,
we need more popcorn.
374
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:43,381
No, thanks.
I haven't finished my firsts.
375
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:52,056
Quit dallying
and finish him off.
376
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,915
[spitting]
377
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:21,352
- [grunting]
- Oh, it's a disaster epic.
378
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,753
Abandon film and heave away.
379
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,292
Cool! We've
got munchies for weeks.
380
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,127
But what about Tuskerninni?
381
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,463
We'll escape
to film another day.
382
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,331
Perhaps something nautical, yes.
383
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,466
Stroke. Stroke. Stroke.
384
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,903
Don't worry.
It's not curtain time yet.
385
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:45,075
There's still time
for an encore.
386
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,477
Oh, no!
387
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,080
You deserve the publicity
388
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:51,748
this time, Tuskerninni.
389
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,484
Take him away, boys.
390
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,086
He's got a command performance.
391
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:57,721
At the state pen!
392
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:59,857
St. Canard is safe once more.
393
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,361
Thanks to the help of...
Mr. McQuack.
394
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,464
Anytime, Darkwing Duck.
395
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,665
It's Launchpad McQuack!
396
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,268
But I reported you
were Darkwing Duck.
397
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:14,739
Oh, my network special.
I'll look like a fool!
398
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,441
I'm sorry,
but I am not Darkwing Duck.
399
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,344
I was just an average citizen helping out.
400
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,548
He is the real hero. It was all part of his heinous plan.
401
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,618
- That's "ingenious plan."
- Shh.
402
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:32,023
And so we are left wondering, just who is Darkwing Duck?
403
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,425
Who cares? In tonight's network special,
404
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,494
I cover a subject that's really important
405
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,994
to the citizens of St. Canard.
406
00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:39,963
Ping-Pong and Wing-Ding,
407
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,833
the new baby pandas at the St. Canard Zoo.
408
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,703
What?! Pandas?!
What about me?
409
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,640
Where's my fame, my glory,
my commercial endorsements?
410
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,209
Oh, I'm yesterday's news.
411
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,144
A discarded duck.
412
00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:55,913
How do you think I feel?
413
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,049
I still got a truckload
of Darkwing Duck shirts!
414
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,952
Huh! I wonder
if those pandas have an agent.
415
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:05,089
- I could pretend to be a panda.
- Ah, keen gear!
416
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,892
We could make a fortune
in merchandising alone.
417
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,627
Yes!
418
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,178
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
419
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,683
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
420
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,187
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
421
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,691
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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