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♪ Daring duck of mystery Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows Darkwing owns the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes But his number's up ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears ♪
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♪ Master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind that shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure But bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ 'Cause here comes ♪
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- ♪ Darkwing Duck ♪ - ♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble you call DW ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Better watch out you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[man] Popular in the late 20th
century, Darkwing Duck
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was the last and most unique
of all mythological heroes.
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According to legend, he was
a figure of great mystery,
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his true origin
never revealed.
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Kinetic gear! Is that really
Darkwing Duck's costume?
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No. These are props
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from an immensely successful
cartoon series,
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based on Darkwing's
mythical exploits.
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A mask the character
was reputed to have worn
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has never been found.
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We now know that the people
who watched these exploits
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had much smaller brainpans
than our own,
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which is, no doubt,
the reason they became extinct.
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Gosaloid, you're not supposed
to touch anything.
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Just think, Darkwing Duck
himself sat in these chairs.
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Well, according
to the museum's
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analogically
digital video guide,
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it was just an actor portraying
Darkwing Duck, the myth.
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Yeah? And what if
that thing's wrong,
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and there
really were heroes?
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Hero worship reflects
the worshipers' feelings
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of inadequacy,
insecurity, inability and...
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Who are you calling
inadequate, insecure and...?
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[both] Whoaaa!
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[Gosaloid] All right,
what's going on?
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Somebody get us out of here. My
attorney will hear about this.
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[humming upbeat song]
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Hey, you missed a spot.
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- [clicking]
- Oh!
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I always forget
about that thing.
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Jackpot.
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Come, Honkulon, if we hurry,
we can catch up with the tour.
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Gosaloid, we were stuck
in there for seven hours.
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[sniffling]
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No need to cry, kid. They'll be
back when the museum opens.
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Oh, thanks. But it's
just my allergies.
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[blowing nose]
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Um... consider it a gift.
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We're doomed. It'd take
a hero like Darkwing Duck
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to get us out
of this mess.
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Gosaloid, we wouldn't
be in trouble
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if you hadn't been so
interested in that silly myth.
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Silly? Myth?
Am I to understand
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that you don't believe
in Darkwing Duck?
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See? I told you
he was real.
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But if he was real,
there'd be some record of it.
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There'd be a birth certificate
or something.
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[scoffing]
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Sonny, a piece of paper
doesn't make a thing real.
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Don't you know why there's
no record of Darkwing's birth?
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Go on, tell him why there's not.
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Well...
um, it's because
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he wasn't born
on this planet. Yeah.
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Kinetic gear! I knew it had
to be something like that.
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Would you kids like to hear
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about the secret origin
of Darkwing Duck?
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Would we?!
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It all began on the
distant planet, Zipton,
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when Darkwing Duck was just
a babe in swaddling clothes.
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[baby cooing]
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[rumbling]
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- What's happening?
- [baby crying]
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Drake-El, what is it?
Not bad news, I hope.
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It's the end of the world.
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Well, yes, I suppose
that qualifies as bad news.
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It's all my
stupid brother's fault.
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He built a bomb big enough
to blow up the entire planet.
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He threatened
to destroy Zipton
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if the council didn't make him
grand Pooh-Bah of the world.
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But surely, he didn't use it.
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Well, no. Well, yes!
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It seems like there was this
accident with the detonator.
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Ah-ha! Here's what
I was looking for.
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Grandfather's old army blaster.
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Junior might need this
on Gribblefritz.
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- Gribblefritz?
- [loud rumbling]
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Guard this carefully,
my little one.
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It could come in handy someday.
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Drake-El, surely
you can't mean...
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Yes! We shall perish!
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But our son shall live.
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On the new world,
he shall grow and prosper
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and achieve great things!
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Who knows?
Perhaps, in some distant time,
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there shall be a cartoon series
based on his mythic exploits.
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[janitor] Meanwhile, on the other side of town,
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the evil brother had his own problems.
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Didn't I tell you
it was a stupid idea.
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- It wasn't my fault.
- "What if it goes off?",
I said.
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What will you be
grand Pooh-Bah of then, huh?
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The grand Pooh-Bah of rubble.
Oh, very impressive.
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The bomb never
would have gone off
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if my idiot brother
hadn't sat on the detonator.
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[rumbling]
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Was that the oven timer?
You better go check your roast.
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[loud rumbling]
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Where do you think you're going?
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To Gribblefritz. So long.
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It was a nice marriage.
Hate to see it end this way.
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Ow!
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[rumbling]
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[sputtering]
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Oh, well,
look at it this way.
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Our planet's
only blowing up.
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On Gribblefritz,
they'll have to deal with him.
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Excuse me, but there's
nothing in my guide
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about Darkwing being born
on another planet
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or going to Gribblefritz.
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Look, Honkulon, he said
it was a secret origin.
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If it was in there, it
wouldn't be secret, would it?
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Good point. And besides,
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who says he ever
made it to Gribblefritz.
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As a matter of fact, the two rockets collided in space,
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knocking them both off-course.
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Sunday driver!
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[sputtering]
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And after a detour of a few zillion miles,
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baby Darkwing's rocket landed on Earth in a quiet monastery.
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What is all this brouhaha?
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The rocket came to a rest at the feet of the Venerable One,
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also known as Vinny,
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who took an immediate shine to its tiny passenger.
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We shall teach
this child our ways.
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His name shall be...
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[sniffing]
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...Stinky.
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The wise, old, blind monk
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taught young Stinky many things.
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He taught him to find inner peace.
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Baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Come on, seven!
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He taught him respect for all living things.
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Hand me the jar, master.
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This one will look great
in my trophy case.
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And how to beat people senseless.
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- Hey, look, cannibals.
- Huh?
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I can't believe he fell
for the old cannibals gag.
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But, Stinky,
there are cannibals.
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Really? Cannibals?
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Remember always
what you have learned.
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It could come in handy someday.
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Of course, the monastery wasn't
all Zen and games for Stinky.
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Hey, who wants to
shoot a few hoops?
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Here, think quick!
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- Oops.
- It is time
for you to leave us.
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To search for the
home in your heart.
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Ah! But, Venerable,
I have achieved perfect unity
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with my soul in this place.
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Besides, I get all I can eat,
I don't pay rent, and I make
my own hours.
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Freeloader.
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[janitor] And so Stinky left the monastery
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in search of his destiny.
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[Gosaloid] Is that when he came to St. Canard?
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[janitor] Not yet.
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First, he had to cross an enormous desert.
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Gasp! Water!
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[gasping]
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Ah-ha!
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[coughing and sputtering]
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Who dares disturb
the genie's rest?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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[continues coughing]
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Jeep!
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I'm gonna grind you into
the ground something fierce.
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[janitor] Fortunately, Stinky had learned the secret
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of using an opponent's own size and strength against him.
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- Ee-yah-ha!
- Whoa! Whoa!
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My sacroiliac!
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I believe I get three
wishes now. Am I right?
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Oh, yeah,
you got me there.
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State your wishes.
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Let's see. I am a humble man,
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but I could use a Coo-Coo Cola,
some snazzy new threads,
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and the secret of that
smoking entrance of yours.
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No! Not the secret
to my entrance!
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Sorry, three wishes.
Union rules.
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Union, shmunion.
All right, then, be that way.
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It shall be done.
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From the land beyond beyond.
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From the world
past hope and fear.
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Hey, what's going on?
You can't do that!
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I bid you reappear.
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Now that's an entrance.
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Purple wouldn't have
been my first choice,
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but on the whole, not bad.
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Now, since I went and gave you
the secret of my secret
entrance,
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you take good care
of how you use it.
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It could come
in handy someday.
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Oh, boy, look at
the time, would you?
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I gotta pick up my RV at the
shop. Good luck there, kiddo.
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Hey! Hey, wait, genie!
Yo, Gene! Come back here!
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Is it too late
to wish for a camel?!
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[Gosaloid] Haven't you
forgotten something?
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Yeah, like telling a story
that makes sense.
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[sighing]
Like what?
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Like the other baby.
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Other baby? There wasn't
any other baby.
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Oh! Oh, yeah, the other
brother's baby.
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You know,
I forgot all about him.
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Well... you see,
what happened to him was...
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...his rocket was picked up
by... space pirates!
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Space pirates?!
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Yeah, now I remember.
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And the child grew up greedy
and mean-spirited.
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And so then, see,
when he came to Earth
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and discovered his
long-lost cousin,
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well, his first thoughts were...
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What a sap.
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I better make sure mega-geek
doesn't interfere
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with my plans
for world domination.
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Strange. I've been walking
across burning sands for
the past 17 days,
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yet I feel like
I'm walking on air.
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Yahhh!
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Oh, boy!
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[janitor] The evil cousin
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decided to make Stinky an offer.
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Tell you what, you help me
conquer this planet,
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and I'll let you breathe.
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To which Stinky naturally replied:
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Not on your sweet patootie, pal.
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Your too good
for my own good, cousin.
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[screaming]
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[exclaiming]
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I've caught some bugs
on the windshield,
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but this one
is for the books.
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Thanks for the lift,
stranger.
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And by the way,
who are you, stranger?
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I have many names.
You may call me
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the Mysterious
Masked Avenger of Evil!
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00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,901
Avenger for short.
251
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,704
This is my faithful sidekick
and all-around nice guy,
252
00:14:32,806 --> 00:14:34,205
Launchpad McQuack.
253
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,173
And now the question is,
254
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:39,143
who are you
and what is your origin?
255
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:40,578
[inhaling deeply]
256
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:43,247
It all began on
the distant planet Zipton.
257
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,649
[janitor] Stinky told his story,
258
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,751
just as I've told it to you.
259
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,821
[snoring]
260
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,462
[muttering]
261
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,766
And so, you see, it's up to me
to stop my evil cousin
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00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,368
from blowing up the planet.
263
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:08,372
Hm... Alien invaders
can be a handful,
264
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,975
especially for a rank amateur.
265
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,145
Let's take him back
to Avenger Tower, Launchpad,
266
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,547
and see what we can
do with him.
267
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,020
[Avenger] Well,
this is my place.
268
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:27,591
Sure beats my old room
at the monastery.
269
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:30,328
- What's that?
- Coo-Coo Cola. Want?
270
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,164
No! No! Keep it away!
Get rid of it!
271
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,433
- It's caffeine free.
- You don't understand.
272
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,202
Coo-Coo Cola is
the Avenger's one weakness.
273
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,870
One swallow would be sickening.
274
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,206
Two swallows
would give me a migraine.
275
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:46,744
A whole can, and I'd be
history, finished, kaput.
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00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,980
[alarm sounding]
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00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:52,649
- What's that? What's happening?
- It's your evil cousin!
278
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,954
We don't have any time to lose.
Come on!
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00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,622
[alarm continues sounding]
280
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:03,060
Come on, hurry up, Mr...
Sorry, I don't know your name.
281
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,563
The monks called me Stinky.
282
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,532
It doesn't exactly
strike terror
283
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,567
in the hearts
of evildoers, does it?
284
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,134
Unless you're a bar of soap.
285
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:15,606
From now on, you shall
be called Darkwing Duck.
286
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:20,277
Darkwing Duck. Yes, I like that.
It's me, it's very me.
287
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,779
But what does it mean?
288
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,549
Who cares what it means
as long as it sounds cool?
289
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:28,519
Remember, a crime-fighter has
to look dangerous, like this:
290
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,720
[growling fiercely]
291
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,055
- Got it?
- You mean like this?
292
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:36,059
- [growling unconvincingly]
- Maybe a mask would help.
293
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,163
Thanks for the
mask and cape, Avengie.
294
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:43,267
Like I always say,
when in doubt, accessorize.
295
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,469
There he is!
296
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,803
Careful, don't get
within range of his gun.
297
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:49,239
[Avenger] Don't worry,
this craft was designed
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00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,676
to withstand any assault.
299
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,048
[all screaming]
300
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,490
[all screaming]
301
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,832
[coughing]
302
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,939
Oh, no, Coo-Coo Cola!
303
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,341
The Avenger!
Where is the Avenger?!
304
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,911
[Avenger gasping and coughing]
305
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:31,882
Darkwing, help!
306
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:39,256
[gasping]
Oh, this is... it.
307
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,391
This is the end.
308
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:42,827
[sobbing]
309
00:17:42,929 --> 00:17:45,329
Don't say that, Avenger.
310
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:50,334
I'm... finished.
311
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,671
It's all over.
312
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,573
Oh, and one more thing.
313
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,909
[gasping]
314
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,044
Darkwing...
[coughing]
315
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:04,181
...you've got to
take over for me.
316
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:08,719
You've got to become
a crime fighter. [gasping]
317
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,922
Goodbye.
318
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,291
There can never
be another
319
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,159
Mysterious Masked
Avenger of Evil
320
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,795
like the Mysterious Masked
Avenger of Evil.
321
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,830
That's right. [gasping]
322
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,633
[Avenger] But there's
a new hero in town,
323
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:27,405
and his name is...
Darkwing Duck.
324
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,273
Farewell, hero.
325
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,375
[gasping]
326
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:32,810
She's gone.
327
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,011
Are you sure?
328
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,947
- Mm... Yeah.
- No!
329
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,016
Now there'll never be
a cartoon series
330
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,385
based on her
mythic exploits.
331
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,554
And what's more,
I'm out of a job.
332
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,160
[sniffing]
333
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,362
Just my allergies again.
334
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:56,033
And so Darkwing Duck
discovered his destiny.
335
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,170
To be the terror that flaps in the night.
336
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:03,941
To fight evil and villainy and crookedness and...
337
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:07,178
And skullduggery! Can't forget
skullduggery. A good one.
338
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:11,048
And evil, villainous,
nasty meanness.
339
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,116
And bad grammar.
340
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,185
[Launchpad] Darkwing!
341
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,854
What is it? I'm working.
Leave me alone.
342
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,123
He's back!
343
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,060
Come on, Launchpad.
344
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:26,631
Let's get dangerous.
345
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:33,037
Bring her in as close
to his ship as you can.
346
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,609
[Darkwing] Thank you.
That oughta do it.
347
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,078
As the crime fighter stalked the villain,
348
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,213
he thought to himself...
349
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,183
Hold the phone.
I've never fought crime before.
350
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:48,953
I don't even know
where to start.
351
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:52,923
It could come
in handy someday.
352
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,958
Hmmm. It's worth a try.
353
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,062
[Darkwing] I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
354
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:02,333
I am the hero that every culture
in every world needs.
355
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:05,570
I am Darkwing Duck.
356
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:10,207
- Now, that is an entrance.
- It's all over now.
357
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,544
This is the scene where
good triumphs over evil.
358
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,680
No, this is the scene
359
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,649
where you bid bye-bye
to your molecules.
360
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:23,521
Now, remember, a crime fighter
has to look dangerous.
361
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,257
[growling]
362
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:30,027
Better watch out. Your face
could stick that way.
363
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:33,697
It could come
in handy someday.
364
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,602
Suck gas, evildoer!
365
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,207
[wheezing and coughing]
366
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,544
It could come
in handy someday.
367
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,683
Now, now, cousin...
[chuckling]
368
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,286
...you know I was
only kidding around.
369
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:58,622
You know, like we used to,
in the old days. Please.
370
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:02,693
- [thumping]
- Ooh! Ow!
371
00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:11,068
Thattaboy, Darkwing.
I'm dead.
372
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:16,974
- [snoring]
- [clearing throat]
373
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,877
Huh? What's that? Oh.
374
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,545
You're back.
375
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,114
Wake up, Honkulon
and face the music.
376
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:28,084
I assume you children
have a good story.
377
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,587
The janitor was here,
and he was telling us...
378
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,656
We haven't had a janitor
in 50 years.
379
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,759
All that work
is performed by robots.
380
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,262
[blowing nose]
381
00:21:38,364 --> 00:21:41,064
Young man,
let me see that.
382
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,234
Why, it's Darkwing Duck's mask,
383
00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:46,837
missing for over 200 years.
384
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:51,942
- [Honkulon] Thanks.
- You're welcome.
385
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:56,780
Now, I think you children
have some explaining to...
386
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,116
So he was just a myth, huh?
387
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,119
A fictional character
for inadequate,
388
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,121
insecure
hero worshippers, huh?
389
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,655
Um... um...
390
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:11,328
Well, I suppose every myth
has some basis in reality.
391
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,480
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
392
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,950
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
393
00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:38,422
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
394
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,193
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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