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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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(Gosalyn) Honker,
you just can't
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get any closer
to heaven than this.
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The Sunday funnies,
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a bowl of honey-crunchy
Wacky-Os,
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and a day with nothing to do
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but rot our brains
on cartoons and video games.
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The benefits
of modern civilization
can be breathtaking.
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Um, here's the sports.
Do you want the travel section?
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Get a life! If it isn't
in the comics or sports,
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my brain rejects it
on principle.
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Aah! Oh, no!
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Um, your team lose?
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Worse than that!
What am I gonna do?
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Where can I hide?
It's camping season!
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Come on,
you gotta help me.
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Every spring,
it's the same thing.
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The campsites open,
and Dad starts mutating.
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He stops being Dad
and turns into
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the true outdoorsman!
Brrr.
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I get the willies
just thinking about it.
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But what's wrong
with going camping?
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(crash)
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Sounds like fun to me.
Are you kidding?
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No heat, no TV,
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no videos, no fast food,
no bed, no bathrooms.
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If I wanted to live like that,
I'd move in with Big Foot.
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Honker? Oh, that's just great.
Deserted in my hour of need.
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(muffled) Gosalyn,
help! Gosalyn!
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Quit fooling around, Honk.
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If Dad doesn't see this stuff,
maybe he won't remember.
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Gosalyn! I told you,
no soccer playing in the house!
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Not us! Oh, uh,
we were just... reading.
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Of course. Ever the expert
on current events.
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Try it right-side up.
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Now, what were you
really do-
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What is this?
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Duck and cover!
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All right, young lady,
you had better have a -
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Camping stuff.
Is it that time already?
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It is!
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Oh, mwah.
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Gos, I love you,
getting all this stuff ready.
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I would've forgotten.
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OK, you can keep
my stuffed toad collection,
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but donate
my zombie comics
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to the kids in
the eighth-period study hall.
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Gosalyn, I really don't think
a camping trip
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calls for a last will
and testament.
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Easy for you to say.
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You'll still be up to
your nose in pepperoni pizza
and Wacky Willy cartoons.
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There's gotta be some way
of stopping this trip.
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Ready, Gosalyn?
We'll be going as soon as
I finish packing the car!
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So, if the car doesn't
get packed, we don't go.
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(humming)
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(whistling)
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I thought we'd be
on the road by now.
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Boy, how many of these things
are we going to need?
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Whew! Packing never
used to take this long.
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(grunts)
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Oopsie.
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Well, glad to see you're so keen
on helping out, Gos.
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But I think it'll go faster
if I finish this myself.
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And voilà!
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A place for everything,
and everything in its place.
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Let me just get rid of this
loose string here.
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(muffled yelling)
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(muffled)
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Finally, all packed,
loaded and ready to go.
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Nothing to stop us now.
Sure, Dad.
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We're not getting you
out of civilization
a moment too soon.
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Ooh-hoo-hoo,
you little...
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(inhales)
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Ah! Nothing like
mountain air.
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I'm glad the rental company
had a car for us, aren't you?
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I bet you the park is closing.
Too bad. Let's go home.
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Will you just calm down?
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I wonder what
the story is.
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It's a bear! A big one!
You can't go in there!
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You heard the man.
He's in charge.
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We can be back before
The Wacky Willy Show.
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Gosalyn!
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Look, Mr. Ranger person,
I have a reservation here.
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I demand a camping permit.
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Fine! Camp anywhere you want!
Just watch out for the bear!
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Well, of course
we'll watch out for bears.
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The whole point
in coming to a national park
is to observe the wildlife.
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Whatever wildlife is left.
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Don't worry, Gosalyn,
there will be plenty to see.
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The first rule
of the true outdoorsman
is to pick the right campsite.
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Perfect!
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Yeah, if you like
desolation.
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Oh, don't be a whiney baby.
Wait till we get the tent up.
It'll be just like home.
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Hmm, ground's a bit hard.
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Eh, just needs
a tad more force.
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Whoa! Lucky it hit your head.
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A true outdoorsman
never gives up.
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But a city girl
knows when to cheat.
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Stop that!
These things are dangerous.
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Dad? You OK?
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No problem!
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It takes more than that
to shake a true outdoorsman.
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A true outdoorsman
knows how to improvise.
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Whew! Well,
what do you think, Gos?
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Way cool! And without
using tent stakes.
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Eh, just takes a little
wilderness know-how.
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What's going on out there?
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Sorry, Dad.
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Gosalyn, what say
we let me pitch the tent
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while you go chop
some firewood.
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Oh, really? Yahoo!
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Maybe that wasn't
such a good idea.
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How does he expect me to collect
any real wood without an ax?
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It's not like I was going
to chop down the forest,
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just thin it out.
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(growling)
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"Come on, Gosalyn,
camping will be fun."
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Huh?
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There's obviously
some new definition of fun
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that I don't know about.
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If nature wants
to commune with me,
it can send a fax.
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Yeah, boy,
I'm in paradise now.
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Looks great.
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Back! Back! Back, I say!
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Chill, Dad. I wasn't gonna touch
the stupid old tent.
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Oh, I'm sorry, kiddo.
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Say, hows about some real
camp chow, partner?
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Is that anything like food?
I'm starved.
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What's this? Vitamins?
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No. It's dehydrated food.
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Easy to pack -
no fuss, no muss.
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Whoa! Mondo-neato.
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This is one part of camping
I'm gonna like.
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Marshmallows, anyone?
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They aren't going to
blow up, are they?
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(chuckles)
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You know, the trick
to marshmallow roasting
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is getting it golden brown
without singeing it.
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Aah! We're hit, Captain!
We're going down!
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Rrrr.
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Oh, the humanity!
Give me that!
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Lucky I brought a spare.
Time for bed, Gos!
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You know, there are
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child endangerment laws
in this state.
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Just settle down, Gosalyn.
You need a good night's sleep.
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We have to be up at dawn
to go fishing.
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Oh, here's my idea
of paradise.
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Ouch! Boy,
this ground sure is lumpy.
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Wanna use my air mattress?
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Air mattress? We didn't
bring an air -
Good night, Dad.
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Ohh. Good night, Gosalyn.
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(roars)
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(growls)
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Gosalyn, is that
your stomach?
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Could be.
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Marshmallows don't exactly
cover the basic food groups.
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(bear growls)
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(screaming)
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Wait! No bear can scare
a true outdoorsman,
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let alone Darkwing Duck.
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Hi-yah!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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The old bear hug, eh?
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I laugh at your...
ha-ha-ha... rustic,
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though curiously effective,
attempt to suffocate me.
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All right, fur face,
put him down!
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(growls)
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Wow, great trick!
Do you do parties?
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(car approaches)
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Shoo! That was close.
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I sure wanna thank
the guy who -
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Howdy, neighbor!
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You were right there, spud!
The kids were lookin'
on the soft side.
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Decided I'd take your advice
and show 'em the ways
of a true outdoorsman.
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Ooh! This is just
ever-so exciting!
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Well, misery loves company.
Sorry it had to be you.
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Speaking of misery, Tank's
not very happy about this.
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(growls)
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I hear I have you to thank
for this trip.
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Um, nice boy.
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Herb! Are you aware
of the leash laws
in this park?
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You know - ha-ha-ha -
this is a big place.
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You don't have to camp
right here.
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Well, I'll tell ya,
Drakester,
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the first rule
of a true outdoorsman
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is to pick
the right campsite.
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And this one here, buddy,
is one honey of a spot.
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By the way,
where are you camping?
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It's right over th--
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Gee, that doesn't look
like a very good spot.
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(yawning)
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Why can't we sleep in
like the Muddlefoots?
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Because if you sleep in,
you don't get fresh trout
for breakfast.
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Now there's a real incentive.
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Besides, we can
finally get some use
out of this stupid raft.
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Are you dragging your feet?
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(both) Whoa-oa-oa!
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Oh, nice shot, Dad.
You found the lake.
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Dad? (gasps)
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(gurgling) No problem.
Just checking out the fish.
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I don't understand it.
Not one bite.
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It must be some kind
of a finned conspiracy.
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No big surprise.
Who'd want to suck
on a worm?
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A hungry fish, that's who!
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Quick, Gosalyn, the net.
I'm bringing him in.
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Ugh! Will you get me out -
I really hate this part.
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Will you get this fish
off my head?!
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Hey! Ouch! Will you stop?
Gosalyn, that's my head!
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Don't worry.
I'll save you, Dad!
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No, don't! Ow!
Will you stop?! Ow!
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(Steelbeak) What, them?
Those are the dweeboids
you couldn't scare off?
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What's the matter with you?
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Look, Bruno, if you
can't scare 'em off,
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just get rid of 'em!
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(growling)
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Yeah, right. Save it
for the peanut gallery, babe.
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(grunts)
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(coughs)
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Did you see that?
That thing tried to eat me!
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You probably
looked a lot tastier
than that worm.
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Oh? And what kind of bait
do you suggest,
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00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,124
Miss Suddenly-
I'm-a-Wilderness-Expert?
249
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,830
Well, something a lot more
tempting than a worm.
250
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:37,635
Like French fries.
Or a candy bar.
251
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,437
Yuck!
252
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,973
Told ya, Dad.
It's all in the bait.
253
00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:57,772
Mighty neighborly of you
to share your fish with us,
Gosalini.
254
00:15:57,774 --> 00:15:59,857
(slurps and burps)
255
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,426
Oh, yes, and there was
so much of it.
256
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,428
How did you catch it?
257
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,731
Just takes a little
wilderness know-how,
right, Dad?
258
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:11,502
(TV plays/grumbles)
259
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:15,255
Good thing all this roughin' it
worked up our appetites.
260
00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:17,825
Roughing it? You call this
roughing it?
261
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:20,327
Tablecloth, microwave,
easy chairs!
262
00:16:20,329 --> 00:16:22,530
You even brought a TV,
Herb!
263
00:16:22,532 --> 00:16:24,364
But it's only a portable.
264
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:27,267
Why, yes. It doesn't even
take cable.
265
00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:31,405
The pioneers didn't have
microwave ovens.
266
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:35,275
They lived off the land,
eating nuts and berries
and dirt and stuff.
267
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:38,979
Uh-oh. I can see
where this is going.
268
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:41,215
Gosalyn! Let's go.
269
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,884
Today I'm teaching you
how to live off the land.
270
00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:48,055
If I knew this was
gonna be my last meal,
I would have eaten more.
271
00:16:48,057 --> 00:16:50,057
I'll take care of it.
272
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:58,299
Mm-mm-mm. Hon,
you ought to try some.
273
00:16:58,301 --> 00:17:01,569
This red-leaf kidney plant
is great for salads.
274
00:17:01,571 --> 00:17:04,905
Ladies and gentlemen,
my dad - the mutant cow.
275
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:08,075
Oh, looky, looky!
Sticky sap stink weed.
276
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:10,077
That's a great
skin moisturizer.
277
00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:12,312
Oh, that's it.
I'm outta here.
278
00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:17,151
If I'm lucky, I can
get back to camp before
he notices I'm gone.
279
00:17:17,153 --> 00:17:21,939
Ow! Why don't you guys
watch where I'm going?
280
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:27,845
You! You're...
you're F.O.W.L. egg men.
281
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,947
Hey, bingo on the first try!
282
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,616
(chuckles)
283
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,720
And you, my nosy munch-i-kin,
are history.
284
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,688
Take her, Fang.
285
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,024
(gasps)
286
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:43,961
(growls)
287
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,452
Presto change-o.
Bada-boom, bada-bing.
288
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:14,709
And one high-powered
continental missile is now -
ta-da - a harmless fir tree.
289
00:18:14,711 --> 00:18:16,510
(laughs) Hey, listen,
290
00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,379
when we're through, this park
will have enough firepower
291
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:20,981
to atomize a continent.
292
00:18:20,983 --> 00:18:22,983
Can't be too good
for the trees.
293
00:18:22,985 --> 00:18:27,054
Trees, shmees. I hate
this nature stuff.
294
00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:29,189
Fresh air makes me gag.
295
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:34,494
Yep, give me civilization
any day.
296
00:18:34,496 --> 00:18:38,065
Oh, gee,
that sounds familiar.
297
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:40,868
Allow me to put you
on more intimate terms
298
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,470
with one of our
natural wonders.
299
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:44,572
♪ Ta-da ♪
300
00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,741
Old Reliable.
301
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:56,183
Impressed? It'll do that again
in exactly ten minutes.
302
00:18:56,185 --> 00:19:00,855
I thought you might appreciate
a front-row seat.
303
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,777
Boy, this pink-speckled
eucalyptus bush
304
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,745
is a great
ear-wax remover.
305
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:12,283
You ought to try some,
Gosalyn... Gosalyn?
306
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,386
If anything happened to her,
I'll never forgive myself.
307
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:19,273
Let's see. Bear, trees,
Steelbeak, Gosalyn,
308
00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:21,275
nuclear missiles,
more trees...
309
00:19:21,277 --> 00:19:24,561
What?! Steelbeak? Missiles?!
310
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:28,966
Time for this outdoorsman
to get dangerous.
311
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,635
You'll never get away
with this, Steelbeak.
312
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,605
Oh, another
satisfied subscriber
313
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,974
to the Cliché
of the Month Club.
314
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,242
(chuckles)
315
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,278
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
316
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,981
Oh, no, not here!
317
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:47,885
I am the pustulant blister
that bursts in your boot.
318
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,955
(both) Ew!
319
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:55,226
I am Darkwing Duck!
320
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,862
Man, I can't get away from you.
What are you, a franchise?
321
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,864
Take him down.
322
00:20:02,652 --> 00:20:08,105
I hate to do this to
a semi-endangered species,
but you are toast, bear.
323
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,343
(gasps)
324
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,597
It's a robot!
325
00:20:16,599 --> 00:20:21,268
OK, fine. Well, then,
I can take off the kid gloves.
326
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:29,293
Hang in there, Darkwing!
Oh! I'm on my way!
327
00:20:33,682 --> 00:20:36,783
Hey, that's nice.
(chuckles)
328
00:20:36,785 --> 00:20:41,155
I think every diabolical
master plan should have
musical accompaniment.
329
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:47,361
Hey... What? Oh, man!
Ow! Ooh-hoo!
330
00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:52,366
(roars)
331
00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:55,669
Whoa! Huh? (laughs)
332
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,872
Echo. Hello down there!
333
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,211
Oh, these leaves
ought to work like
smelling salts.
334
00:21:04,213 --> 00:21:06,614
(coughs)
335
00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:09,333
Speckled Blumenthal leaves?
336
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:14,471
Why, Gosalyn,
you were paying attention.
337
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:15,939
(growls)
338
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:22,312
Get behind me, Gos.
I'll give it my patented
double-flip web kick.
339
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:27,318
No need, Darkwing.
I have one more wilderness trick
up my sleeve.
340
00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:40,180
Allow me. It would be
a shame to waste
341
00:21:40,182 --> 00:21:42,516
my patented
double-flip web kick.
342
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,101
Hi-yah!
343
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:51,658
All right, you've had it.
I'm gettin' you and the girl!
344
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,443
(rumbling)
Uh-oh.
345
00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:58,299
Sounds like Old Reliable
is right on time.
346
00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:06,039
Once again, the world
is a safer place to live,
347
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:08,242
thanks to Darkwing Duck.
348
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,312
And true outdoorsperson!
349
00:22:15,284 --> 00:22:19,086
Ha-ha, uh, yeah.
Ha-ha. Right.
350
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,387
(giggles)
351
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:37,554
♪ Darkwing Duck
352
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,059
♪ Darkwing Duck
353
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,563
♪ Darkwing Duck
354
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,836
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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