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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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As a cleverly concocted
crime wave crashes
over St. Canard,
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a drowning police force
calls Darkwing Duck
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to turn the tide.
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And so, armed
with an awesome array
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of crime-fighting gizmos
and - and thingamabobs,
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our hero is sure
to sift out
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even the slightest shred
of evidence.
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Aha! Fingerprints.
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A perfect match.
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You might as well confess.
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Your fingerprints
are all over this place.
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B-But I'm
the bank's president.
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Of course.
I knew that.
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Well, that's just great.
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Whoever took the money
didn't leave a single clue
behind.
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Clue? They didn't even
leave the safe behind.
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Just like
all the other robberies.
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It's like the vault
just got up and walked away.
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What did you say?
Well, that's stupid.
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Come on, Launchpad.
There's nothing more here.
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We'd better check
on the armored car shipment.
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(groans, coughs)
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With all the robberies
goin' on in town,
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money just isn't safe
in safes anymore...
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...which is why
old Herb Muddlefoot
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is keepin' his money
where no crook will ever look.
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♪ Rock-a-bye, baby,
in the treetop... ♪
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(sings in foreign language)
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Oh, I don't remember
my daisies here.
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The poor dears
look parched.
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(splutters)
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Herb!
Hiya, honeybunch.
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Whatcha doin' out?
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Singing my plants to sleep.
They just love soft music.
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Uh, what are you doing, dear?
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Well, I was
just enriching the soil.
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Trying to get
those darned azaleas
to grow, you know.
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Oh, good.
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You should try some
of that Mr. Mulch fertilizer.
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It's supposed to make
anything grow.
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Boy, wouldn't that
be nice?
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But money doesn't grow
on trees.
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(ka-chings)
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(grunting)
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Oh, we'll never get rich
at a penny a weed.
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Especially after
we pay back my mom
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for all the plants
you ruined.
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Well, this gardening stuff
isn't easy.
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Those weeds look like flowers,
those flowers look like weeds,
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and these flowers
look like dollar bills.
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Honker, scope this out.
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(ka-ching)
Wow.
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Do you think it's real?
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Real enough for me.
It's our very own money tree!
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Shh. We gotta
keep this a secret.
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Come on, let's put it
someplace safe.
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(grunts)
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There. Now we can
just sit back
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and watch our money grow.
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What do you think,
Honk man?
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I say it's harvest time.
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(snickers)
Sounds good to me.
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Yes!
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Boy, this sure beats living
on my allowance.
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Getting a raise out of Dad
takes forever.
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Gee, DW, it's takin' forever
to catch this crook.
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That's why
we're gonna set a trap.
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I'm willing to risk
a considerable amount
of my own money,
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which I have right here
in my... safe.
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Looks like they took
the bait, all right.
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Yeah, the whole 20 bucks.
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You were gonna
bait the trap with 20 bucks?
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Well, that
and the family jewels.
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And they just don't make
rhinestones like that
anymore.
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OK, OK. We'll buy
an electron microscope
tomorrow,
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but only because
the record store
ran out of CDs.
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(Darkwing) Gosalyn!
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Where'd you get
all this stuff?
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And more importantly,
how did you pay for it?
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Uh... won the lottery?
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Don't try to fool me.
I'm not a normal father,
you know.
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Well, call the papers.
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Fine, be a hard case,
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but a chain
is only as strong
as its weakest link,
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isn't that right,
Honker?
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(stammers)
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Whoa! Uh, uh -
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I-I - Oof!
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OK, that's it.
That's final.
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I don't care
where you got the money,
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but these things
are going back
right now.
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But that's not fair.
We paid for it.
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How?!
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Well...
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All right,
I'll tell ya.
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H-He seems so different.
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Do you think there's
something wrong with him?
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Nothing an exorcism
won't fix.
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(evil laughter)
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1, 3, 5, 9,
what I've got is mighty fine.
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Yay, money!
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I'll take that.
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Hey, that's ours.
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You're much too young
to manage all this money.
That's what parents are for.
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But, Dad -
No need
to thank me.
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Just run along.
I'll take care of everything.
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(Gosalyn) Hey!
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(evil laugh)
Now, let's get serious.
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First a bit of fertilizer
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to make our assets grow.
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Plenty of light
to brighten our future.
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Don't you think you're
overdoin' it a bit there?
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Nah. Just makin' sure
business keeps blooming.
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I guess we better
find someplace safe
to stash all this.
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Ow!
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Well, of course, of course.
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This will all go
into a savings account.
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Just as soon as I pick up
a few odds and ends.
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(♪ horn plays "Dixie")
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Did you order a pizza?
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Gee, I wonder how much
of this is for me.
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Got a treat for you
right here, Gos.
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Whoa-ho. Pretty impressive
duds there, DW.
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Well, one does have to
keep up with trends.
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It's one of the burdens
of my lifestyle.
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A key ring?
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It's a genuine
Gucci-Goo.
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It's the absolute
trendiest.
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I'm underwhelmed.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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it's all part
of the lifestyle
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of the new Drake Mallard.
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Well, Mr. Trendo,
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are you dumping
the old Darkwing Duck, too?
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Gosalyn,
perish the thought.
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The city
has never been safer.
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(both) Yes, sir.
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Scurry on out and scour
the streets of crime,
won't you?
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(both) Yes, sir.
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Darkwing Defenders,
Incorporated.
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A security franchise available
in most metropolitan areas.
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(doorbell chimes)
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Oh, another delivery.
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From now on,
every day is Christmas.
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And how nice.
A police escort.
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Here. I believe
that's COD.
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No, it's CIA -
caught in the act.
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(chuckles)
Have ya red-handed.
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Your bills have
the same serial number
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as the phony ones floating
all over town.
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Watch that.
What do you mean phony?
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As in you're under arrest
for counterfeiting.
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But-But you don't understand.
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That money was planted.
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Right.
Planted all over town.
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No. No. I mean, I grew it.
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I've taken
a few security precautions.
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There. Now you'll see.
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It may not have been printed,
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but that money
is 100% natural.
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Aah!
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So that's
your money tree, huh?
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You've been watching
too many cartoons, duck.
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Come on, they're waiti''
for you downtown.
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My dad's no crook!
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Although he does short me
on my allowance
every chance he gets.
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(Launchpad)
Don't worry, DW.
We'll find a way.
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We'll help ya!
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We'll just lock up
this funny money for evidence.
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Oh, and I certainly don't want
to forget the money tree.
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This is real important
evidence.
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(wheezing laughter)
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Oh, this really blows.
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00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:08,967
Kids shouldn't have to cope
with such harsh reality.
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00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,802
Yeah, it's rough
havin' your dad in jail.
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Huh? No, I mean,
I can't believe
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we've gotta return
all this stuff we bought.
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But getting Dad out of jail
wouldn't hurt, either.
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00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,647
Hey, chase
those clouds away.
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00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,917
All we have to do
is make DW's bail.
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I'll give him
my last dime.
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00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,971
Oops. Hee-hee.
Guess I spent that, too.
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All I've got
is my allowance.
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00:11:33,643 --> 00:11:35,643
Well, that's more
than me.
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All that's
in my piggy bank
is some change
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and a bunch
of that phony money.
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That won't do anyone
any good.
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(oinking)
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What's goin' on?
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00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:50,908
Looks like ol' Piggy Wiggy
wants to do the hokey-pokey.
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(all) Aah!
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00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,953
Oh, no, you don't.
This little piggy's
gonna stay home.
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Oof! Honker,
don't let it out!
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(grunts)
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00:12:09,579 --> 00:12:12,613
Help!
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We're comin',
little buddy.
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Whaa!
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Gosalyn!
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Launchpad!
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00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:34,018
Oh, do you think
it could be a prowler, dear?
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(gasps) A prowler?
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Somebody's after
our money.
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Our money?
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It won't hurt
to double-check.
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Should be right down... here?
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Maybe I didn't dig
deep enough.
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00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:54,672
Herb, why would our money be
in the backyard?
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Um, I buried it.
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Just a little extra
security measure,
honeybunch.
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Oh. Well, where's
the money now, hmm?
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00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:05,566
Well, I thought
I buried it right here,
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but, you know,
I think it was
over by the roses.
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I'll have it out
in two shakes
of a pup's tail.
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00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,444
I've gotta find a way
outta this mess.
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(running footsteps)
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Oof!
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There's an escape
I wouldn't have thought of.
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(echoes) This looks
like a job for...
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Darkwing Duck.
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Yee-ha!
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Please let me go, Piggy.
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I promise never to eat
a ham sandwich again.
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(Gosalyn)
Hang on, Honker!
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We'll bring that pig down.
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00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:08,112
Nice toss, Gos.
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00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:11,649
That outta tire out
the little pigster.
254
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,568
(horn honking) (both) Whoa!
255
00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:20,524
Whoa! Now, there's a new way
of making a night withdrawal.
256
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,626
(gulps)
257
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,794
(horns honk)
258
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:26,664
(birds tweet)
259
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:33,238
Gosalyn, what are you
doing out?
260
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,440
I was chasing him.
261
00:14:39,996 --> 00:14:41,495
Look at this.
262
00:14:41,497 --> 00:14:44,765
These counterfeit bills
are like seeds.
263
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:47,235
That's why
the evidence locker
sprouted roots
264
00:14:47,237 --> 00:14:49,938
and how the bank vault
left the bank.
265
00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:53,374
Now I know who's
behind the crime wave.
266
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,676
How stupid could I be?
267
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:58,279
Does he really want us
to answer that?
268
00:14:58,281 --> 00:15:00,714
Thank you for your support.
269
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:06,270
Don't you see?
It can only be one villain.
270
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,773
That half-duck
half-plant crook
271
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,074
Dr. Reginald Bushroot.
272
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:16,914
Hee-hee-hee.
Not bad for a mutated
research scientist, huh?
273
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,150
Heh-heh-heh.
274
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,889
I developed plants
that not only make money,
275
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:28,225
they take money, too.
276
00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,727
Now that I'm rich,
277
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,396
I can give my plant pals
the goodies they deserve.
278
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,232
Looky, imported
bottled water.
279
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,802
(gulps)
280
00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:39,837
Ahh. (ka-ching)
281
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,339
Ooh, what do you think
of these expensive
282
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,341
designer-painted pots?
283
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,343
Only the best
for you, babe.
284
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,013
Ooh! (giggles)
285
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:52,116
The whole world is ours
for the mulching.
286
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,920
Don't count your seeds
before they sprout.
287
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,922
Oh, no! Not him again!
288
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,692
I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
289
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:02,126
Stop that guy!
290
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,099
I am the clipper
that trims your hedges.
291
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,534
I am Darkwing Duck.
292
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,536
You're finished,
Bushroot.
293
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:16,240
I figured out
your whole scheme
except for one thing.
294
00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,943
Why steal money
when you can grow it?
295
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:22,113
I really didn't want to,
but mine doesn't last.
296
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,614
Whose does?
297
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:27,218
Well, you won't need money
in prison.
298
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,386
(nervous laughter)
I can't go in there.
299
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,388
I'd never get
enough sunlight.
300
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:34,392
(Darkwing)
So rent yourself
a tanning booth.
301
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:37,561
(all grunt)
302
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,165
Uh-oh.
303
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,400
Ha-ha.
304
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,402
Thought I'd be a pushover,
didn't ya?
305
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:47,571
Ha-ha-ha-ha-hee-hee.
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
306
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,341
Well, I'm going shopping
307
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,644
while you stay here
and rot on the vine.
308
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,479
Go ahead, boys.
Hee-hee-hee.
309
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,883
Give 'em the squeeze play.
310
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,275
(♪ horns)
311
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,745
We've been
in some tight spots
before, DW,
312
00:17:11,747 --> 00:17:15,349
but never with
musical accompaniment.
313
00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:19,086
Well, maybe I can strike
a more positive note.
314
00:17:19,088 --> 00:17:22,523
Listen up, bud,
it's my turn now.
315
00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:26,494
(♪ snake-charming)
316
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,539
Major-league
impressive, Dad.
317
00:17:40,343 --> 00:17:41,675
Whew.
(plants cheering)
318
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:44,578
Guess Mom was right.
Plants do like music.
319
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,580
Right.
And now my next number
320
00:17:46,582 --> 00:17:51,518
will feature Bushroot singing
the jailhouse blues.
321
00:17:53,857 --> 00:17:56,090
How much
for the whole place?
322
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:59,560
Sell my fertilizer factory?
Never.
323
00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:04,632
Why, I make the finest
gourmet plant food
in all of St. Canard.
324
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,969
(inhales) Ah,
smell that aroma.
325
00:18:07,971 --> 00:18:10,671
Feel that consistency.
326
00:18:13,443 --> 00:18:15,309
Mmm-mmm-mmm. Ohh.
327
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,878
And savor that flavor.
328
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,213
Look, I'll pay
whatever you ask. Anything.
329
00:18:19,215 --> 00:18:21,582
I-I can't sell.
330
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:26,087
This factory's been
in my family for generations.
331
00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:28,722
We never were
a close family.
332
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:31,259
(cackles)
333
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,760
Oh, boy, this is swell.
334
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,115
Think of the dinner parties
I can throw.
335
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,883
Come on in, boys!
336
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,171
I've got enough food
to feed a forest!
337
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:47,525
Well, I'm rolling
in fertilizer!
338
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:51,462
Oh, you're in deep,
all right.
339
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,632
Put 'em up.
340
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,782
Yi!
341
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:57,518
(arms whistle)
342
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,520
Oh, see what
you made me do?
343
00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:02,123
Well, I hate it
when this happens.
344
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:04,191
So do I.
It's disgusting.
345
00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:07,661
Why can't you
just leave me alone,
you-you sap-sucking fungus?
346
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,062
You oughta know
347
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,532
Darkwing Duck
always gets
the bad guy.
348
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:14,468
Look, I'll pay you
to go away.
349
00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:16,637
Here, here,
go buy yourself
a new costume,
350
00:19:16,639 --> 00:19:18,305
maybe something
in green, huh?
351
00:19:18,307 --> 00:19:21,992
Sorry, Mr. Money Tree,
this duck's not for sale.
352
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,529
And neither
are my companions.
353
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,996
Oh!
354
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:30,000
Besides,
it's time you learned
that crime doesn't pay.
355
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,886
Huh?
Get him, guys.
356
00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:34,554
His gun
can't hurt you.
357
00:19:34,556 --> 00:19:39,610
Au contraire.
I'm about to blow them away.
358
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,302
Looks like I'm up a tree.
359
00:19:48,304 --> 00:19:50,521
You see?
Maybe you can
defoliate us,
360
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,589
but you cannot
defeat us.
361
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,191
Get the others.
362
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,694
(all) Whoa!
363
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,563
Ew, this stinks.
364
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,132
Now, there's
an understatement.
365
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,036
Hey!
Aah!
366
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,238
Hey, put them down!
367
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:11,542
Let me go, Twiggy,
or I'll tear you
limb from limb.
368
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,710
Hey, wait a minute,
big guy.
369
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,880
What are you gonna do
with them?
370
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,782
(gasps) Mulch them?
371
00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:21,769
That's awfully final,
not to mention extremely messy.
372
00:20:21,771 --> 00:20:22,870
(Honker and Gosalyn) No!
373
00:20:22,872 --> 00:20:24,137
Whoa!
374
00:20:27,209 --> 00:20:30,745
(pants) Better put
a move on, kids.
375
00:20:30,747 --> 00:20:33,213
Let's see
how you like the heat.
376
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,853
Ow, ow, ow! Ahh!
377
00:20:39,855 --> 00:20:42,940
I'm getting tired.
378
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,960
Here you go, buddy.
379
00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:48,262
Hurry, Darkwing!
380
00:20:48,264 --> 00:20:50,430
I'm comin', Gos!
381
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,633
Ow, ow, oww!
382
00:20:55,605 --> 00:20:58,122
Get him out!
Get him out!
383
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,044
Come on, Honker.
384
00:21:03,046 --> 00:21:04,612
Stretch! Quick!
385
00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:06,147
Start climbing.
386
00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:12,436
Come back, money trees.
387
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,589
I need you to make
a down payment on a farm. Aah!
388
00:21:15,591 --> 00:21:18,225
Ow-oh-ooh!
Ow! Ow! Oww!
389
00:21:18,227 --> 00:21:19,743
Well, he bought it.
390
00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:23,480
Ah, what some folks won't do
to save a buck.
391
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:27,051
But, hey, that's where greed
will get you.
392
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,493
No wonder they say money
is the root of all evil.
393
00:21:41,484 --> 00:21:43,501
I guess
that money-tree mania
394
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,920
got the better
of all of us.
395
00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:48,422
Ha-ha.
Ahh.
396
00:21:48,424 --> 00:21:50,424
Some more than others.
397
00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:52,777
At least some good
came out of it.
398
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,612
Herb's getting
a lot more exercise.
399
00:21:55,614 --> 00:22:00,785
Come on over, neighbors.
You can't hardly miss.
400
00:22:00,787 --> 00:22:03,988
That's can hardly miss.
401
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,993
Uhh. Whatever.
402
00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:27,094
♪ Darkwing Duck
403
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,264
♪ Darkwing Duck
404
00:22:34,403 --> 00:22:36,136
♪ Darkwing Duck
405
00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:40,874
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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