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♪ Daring duck of mystery
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♪ Champion of right
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing owns the night
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♪ Somewhere some villain schemes
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♪ But his number's up
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♪ 3-2-1
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Darkwing... duck!
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♪ Cloud of smoke and he appears
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♪ A master of surprise
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♪ Who's that cunning mind behind
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♪ That shadowy disguise?
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♪ Nobody knows for sure
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♪ Bad guys are out of luck
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♪ 'Cause here comes
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♪ Darkwing Duck Look out!
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♪ When there's trouble, you call DW
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck
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Better watch out, you bad boys!
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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(sirens wailing)
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Hmm, nice filament.
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(high-pitched voice)
We are glad to see you,
Megavolt.
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(normal voice)
Oh, thank you,
little light.
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Would you like
to come live with me?
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(high voice) Oh, that
would be very nice.
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Now that is
one four-star wacko.
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A wacko named Megavolt.
I know him only too well.
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(Launchpad)
What makes you think
he's behind this blackout?
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Because he's a walking
electric dynamo.
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He gets a charge out of
short-circuiting cities.
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Now stay here, in case
he volts - uh, bolts.
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Slowly,
the silent scourge stalks
his unsuspecting adversary.
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Ow!
(gasps)
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Darkwing Duck!
Aw, did I spoil your
shopping spree, Sparky?
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Boy, I hate
when you call me that!
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Ow.
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Ow!
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Ooh!
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Aah! Yipes!
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And people wonder
why I wear a cape.
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At last, I get to
pull the plug on Darkwing!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Whoops, looks like I got
a little power outage.
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Happy landings, Duck!
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Hand over those bulbs,
buddy.
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What is with you people?
Can't a guy have a hobby?
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Waaah!
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(grunts)
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Boy, this guy's
a real live wire!
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Fortunately, we have
a psychological advantage.
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Because we're sane
and he's not?
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No, because Megavolt
is afraid of me.
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I've sent him
to the electric chair.
Twice. Ready?
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Hi-yah!
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Aah!
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A nice touch.
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Electro-magnetizing
steak knives.
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It sure impressed me.
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Maybe you'd better
hang back.
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No problem!
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You can't run forever!
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No, but you can!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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(strained voice) Lucky my suit
is permanent press.
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Oh, I feel kinda...
(distorted voice) run down.
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Ahh!
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I am the terror
that flaps in the night.
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Happy flapping!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Oh! He's using everything
but - Ooh! -
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but the kitchen sink.
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I stand corrected.
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You are not a well person.
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What? And you're normal?
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"I am the cold sore
that stings your lip"?
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We're definitely talking
demented.
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Watch it, buster,
or I'll punch out your lights.
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Lights? Why, Darkwing,
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I just flashed
on how to get outta here.
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Aah!
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Hey, stop!
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Darkwing,
he's getting away-ay-ay!
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(thud)
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Huh? Darkwing?
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DW?
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Launchpad, would you
turn on the lights?
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Uh, they are on.
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Oh, I see.
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You see what?
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Nothing. (gulps)
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Absolutely nothing!
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(Gosalyn) But how long
will he be blind?
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The doctors don't know.
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They said those bright lights
gave your dad's peepers
an overload.
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This is terrible.
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Hey, I know it sounds bad,
but your dad's a trouper.
He'll be OK.
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Yeah, Gosalyn, blind people
do all sorts of stuff.
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Like - like - like
Johann Sebastian Bach.
He went - Oof.
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Johann played piano.
Nobody was shooting at him.
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My dad knows how
to fight crime, period.
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What's he gonna do now?
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There, is that
more comfy?
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No. Will you
quit fussing?
I'm fine.
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Just find me a robbery,
a jaywalker, a stockbroker.
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Any crook will do.
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Gosh, just seems to be
a slow day for crime.
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Guess we might as well
go home.
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Hey, maybe we can pick up
a lead on the radio.
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Good idea, Launchpad.
(whistling, static on radio)
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Yeah, great idea,
Launchpad.
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Yow, what's
with the radio?
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(announcer)...but denies it was the president who was allergic to whipped cream.
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There you go.
Clear as a bell.
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Wait, back up.
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(sound of brakes squealing)
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Now time for K-DUCK News weather.
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Tomorrow, St. Canard can expect low fog along the... (static)
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Maybe I can't see a crime,
but I can hear one.
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Hear that static?
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It would take
a pretty strong
electrical field
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to jam
the Thunderquack's radio.
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Unless it's Megavolt.
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Of course.
The DeLoonian automobile
factory.
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Way cool.
The DeLoonian Lightning.
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Fastest electric car
on the road.
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Yes, and a tempting target for
that electromagnetic maniac.
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(maniacal laughter)
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Too bad I'm about
to sizzle his circuits.
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Oh, yoo-hoo.
Earth to Darkwing Duck.
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You can't find Megavolt.
You can't see.
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No, but Launchpad can.
Ready, LP?
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Testing. Testing 1, 2.
I hope this works, DW.
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Of course it'll work.
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Once you give me
some direction.
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(tires squeal)
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Ooh, nice car.
Very nice car.
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Cadmium batteries,
Corinthian leather.
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So expensive,
so electric, so...
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So what?
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I mean, just try
to get spare parts.
Darkwing!
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But enough
of the preliminaries.
Let's get to the main event.
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What do you think
of that...
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Psst. Turn around.
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...dim bulb?
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We-oh-oh-yoi!
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Hi-yah ma-hoi!
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Look, maybe
we can make a deal.
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Or... maybe we can go
for a ride!
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DW, to the left - now!
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This would be
a great arcade game.
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We could call it Whack Man.
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(Launchpad) Jump!
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Keen gear, it's working.
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No!
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(tires squeal)
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(crash)
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Ooh, you poor thing.
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Look what that mean Darkwing
has done to you.
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(engine starts)
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OK, Launchpad, which way?
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Launchpad,
I can't hear you.
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(tires squeal)
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Here goes.
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Hi-yah. Fu-ya-hey!
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Hi-yah. Haah!
Hi-yah mooga!
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Whaah!
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(all) Uh-oh.
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(sobs) No!
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Not my DeLoonian!
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(beeps)
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You've ruined everything!
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Ow! Hey, what are you...?
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What? Will you let me go?
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Ye-aah ha-ha!
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One order of pressed duck
to go!
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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I don't like
the sound of this.
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Aw, nuts! It's locked.
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Nuts? Yeah, nuts!
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(panting)
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Huh?
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Fore!
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He-he. Hole in one.
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(coughs)
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You make a bigger mess
than me.
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(sirens wailing)
The-The police!
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Yeah, and unless we wanna
play 20 questions,
let's jet!
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(Darkwing)
Hey, hey, hey, let go.
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00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,829
Will you take your hands off?
Quit that!
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00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,231
Hmm, strange.
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00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,200
Why is Darkwing Duck
being led around like a...?
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00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:12,237
Whoa! Ohh, this is -
this is good.
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00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:15,906
He's been playing
blindman's bluff...
for real!
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00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:19,744
Which gives me
a really bright idea.
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(♪ rock on player)
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00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,086
Dad! Yoo-hoo!
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00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:32,423
Mm, what he can't see
won't hurt him.
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00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:36,761
Ah-ah-ah.
Hey! Da-Dad!
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00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,030
Don't you "Da-Dad" me,
young lady.
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00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,032
Didn't I tell you
no snacks?
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00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,201
What's with
the robo-duck getup?
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00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:47,205
The mistake I made before
was depending on someone else
to guide me.
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00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:51,109
But Darkwing Duck
must be independent.
Self-sufficient.
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00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,377
Now, thanks to Honker
and his catalogs,
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00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,781
I can continue
to fight crime.
Way to go, Honk.
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00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,783
Can't you give it a rest?
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00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,119
Let the cops catch crooks
from now on.
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00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,121
What do you mean
from now on?
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The doctor said
this is temporary.
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00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:09,293
Maybe, unless - unless you go
and get killed in the meantime.
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00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,831
Well, thanks so much
for the support,
Miss Cheerful Thoughts.
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00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,565
But fear not, Gosalyn.
220
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With this sensory-enhancing
equipment, I'm ready
for anything.
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00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,470
Hi, guys!
I'm back with more -
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00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,140
Hey, love
the Halloween costume.
223
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,975
How'd you know to do that?
224
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,977
My ultra-audiotrons
allowed me
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00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,313
to hear Launchpad coming
behind the door,
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00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:32,550
just like I heard you
raiding the cookie jar.
227
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:36,087
My infrared interpretometer
tells me what's inside the bag.
228
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:41,092
My remote mass analyzer
tells me Launchpad's height,
weight and personal horoscope.
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00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,593
Well, I still don't -
(player beeping)
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00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,995
Yeow! What's
with my Squawkman?
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(Megavolt over radio) Rise and shine, St. Canard.
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This is your wake-up call.
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00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,169
That's Megavolt!
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00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,938
And hello to you, Darkwing Dork.
235
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♪ Three blind mice, three blind mice ♪
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Sorry. Sort of an "in" joke.
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(gasps)
He knows you're blind.
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00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,982
Now, for those of you who like clues,
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if you wanna defeat me, meet me at First Light.
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00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,922
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Be seeing you, Darkwing.
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00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,329
First light? He wants
a showdown at dawn?
243
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:21,165
No, no. First Light
isn't sunrise.
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To Megavolt,
it's the first light bulb.
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00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,676
(Launchpad) Here you go.
The Hall of Invention.
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00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:35,179
Keep the motor running.
Whoa!
(thud)
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I'll be right out
with Megavolt in tow.
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00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,251
No way.
We're going, too.
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00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:44,355
All right, but stay low.
This may be a trap.
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Hello, light of my life.
251
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,180
Wanna come home
with Uncle Megavolt?
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00:13:52,182 --> 00:13:55,249
Visiting hours
are over... Blinky.
253
00:13:56,586 --> 00:14:00,871
Cute! All you need is a lion,
a scarecrow and little Toto.
254
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:04,042
But I'm afraid you're not
in Kansas anymore.
255
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:08,930
Now this grim reaper
will separate the wheat
from the chaff.
256
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,282
Wait!
257
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,551
He's using
his threat assessor
258
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,052
on Megavolt's suit.
259
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,887
(computer voice) Target locked.
260
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:25,046
But - but I thought
you were blind.
261
00:14:25,048 --> 00:14:26,880
How did you do that?
262
00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:28,516
Rent the video.
263
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:31,286
But in the meantime,
I'm going to -
264
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,121
(alarm blaring)
Uh, ha-ha. I don't suppose
you'd hit Pause
265
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,123
while I run home
and fix this, huh?
266
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,192
Yow! Look out!
Runaway weapons!
267
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:40,995
The number you have reached is not in service.
268
00:14:49,238 --> 00:14:51,238
Bad break, Darkwing,
269
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,342
but if you can't stand
the heat, tough!
270
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:57,078
(laughs)
271
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,846
(all cough)
272
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:02,649
Huh?
273
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:04,318
Yipes!
274
00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:08,155
(Launchpad) DW!
(Gosalyn) Dad!
275
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,992
Gosalyn, oh, no!
276
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:14,528
Launchpad, get the kids
out to the Thunder... quack.
277
00:15:23,106 --> 00:15:25,439
(coughs)
278
00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:26,541
Look!
279
00:15:32,882 --> 00:15:34,849
Can you fly it?
280
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:38,118
Hey, if it's got a wing,
we've got a prayer.
Contact.
281
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,711
Phew!
That was a close one.
282
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:53,717
Too close.
My stupid equipment
and my foolish pride.
283
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,652
I almost got
you three killed.
284
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,621
Well, yeah, that's true.
285
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,056
Launchpad.
286
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:02,226
Anyway, the important thing
is we're all OK.
287
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,227
Right, Darkwing?
288
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,496
No, just stick
to "Drake."
289
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:10,634
From now on, there is
no more Darkwing Duck.
290
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,469
I quit.
291
00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:27,168
Oh, boy.
Some storm out there.
292
00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,804
Hey, yo, Honk.
Gosalyn, how's your dad?
293
00:16:29,806 --> 00:16:32,206
You mean Mr. Woe-is-Me?
294
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,075
(♪ blues)
295
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:38,912
♪ I got those
has-been superhero
296
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:43,384
♪ Has-been superhero blues ♪
297
00:16:43,386 --> 00:16:46,220
I just wanted him
to quit crime-fighting,
298
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,589
but he's given up
on everything.
299
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:52,010
Aw, you just leave him
to the old Launchpad.
300
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,413
Aw, come on,
Mallard, man.
301
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,915
It's one thing to give up
on being a hero,
302
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,018
but you can't give up
on life.
303
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,086
Where's our
"never say die" guy?
304
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:05,823
Oh, what does it matter?
I'm useless. Finito.
305
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,858
A spare sock
in the hamper of life.
306
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,695
Well, we still think
you're the greatest,
right, Honker?
307
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:13,297
Absolutely.
308
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,936
Yeah?
Well, if I'm so good,
309
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,439
how come I couldn't
stop Megavolt, huh?
310
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,374
Well, maybe
you still can.
311
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,109
Oh, forget it, Gosalyn.
You said it yourself.
312
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,313
Let the police handle him.
I am retired.
313
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,533
Fine, sure, of course,
314
00:17:32,535 --> 00:17:35,202
but just for
the sake of argument,
315
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:37,037
if you were
going after him,
316
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,873
what's the first thing
you'd do?
317
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:42,560
Well, I'd try
to catch him off guard,
at his hideout.
318
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,562
Of course,
we'd have to find it.
319
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,631
Yeah, that would be
kinda hard.
Not really.
320
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:49,633
Megavolt uses
lots of electricity.
321
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,236
So I'd tap
into the Department of
Water and Power's computer
322
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,404
and see where there were
any power surges.
323
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,441
Make sense to me.
Punch it!
324
00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:00,394
Hey-ey-ey!
325
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:04,182
Shanghaied by a couple of kids
and a crash-crazy aviator.
326
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,167
Oh, how the mighty
have fallen.
327
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,669
Chill out.
You've still got
what it takes.
328
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,271
It was you who figured out
where to find Megavolt.
329
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:15,842
The Lighthouse
at Beaker's Point.
330
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:19,180
We don't have proof.
Somebody'd have to go in
and scope it out.
331
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:22,283
Now you're talkin'.
I am not going!
332
00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:24,685
I am out of
the crime-busting
business, remember?
333
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,021
If you say so.
Be right back.
334
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,023
We're just going to
look around.
335
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:32,526
And if Megavolt is there,
you get right back here
and we'll call the Army.
336
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,295
Gotcha.
337
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,636
Come on, gang,
let's get dangerous.
338
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:46,156
(♪ humming)
339
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,232
(softly) OK,
be extremely quiet.
340
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,734
(door clanks)
341
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,735
(Launchpad)
How about slightly quiet?
342
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,572
Are you sure
this is a good plan?
343
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,773
It's a great plan.
344
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,775
We spot Megavolt,
my dad says,
345
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,777
"I am the terror,"
blah blah blah,
346
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,346
and we play
Bop the Bad Guy.
347
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,918
(alarm sounding)
348
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,621
G-Got any other plans?
Just one - run!
349
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:21,025
Aw, how nice.
350
00:19:25,281 --> 00:19:26,980
Aah!
Whoa!
351
00:19:26,982 --> 00:19:30,601
It seems I've attracted
some guests.
352
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,103
Oh, perfect.
Megavolt spotted them.
353
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,307
Kind of late
to be house shopping.
354
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:40,077
Yeah, but, boy,
you got a great place.
355
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,245
Tell you what.
356
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,514
You spring for new carpets,
we'll take it.
357
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,184
Puh-lease. I know you.
358
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,587
You're the Darkwing Duck
Fan Club.
359
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:53,357
Yes, and as a matter of fact,
we're having a membership drive.
360
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,025
Told ya he'd come.
361
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,695
Swell. Now we can
all fry together.
362
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,563
Give it up, Duck.
363
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,466
I got the weapons,
I got the home advantage,
364
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:05,235
and you can't see!
365
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,070
Have you lost your senses?
366
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:10,140
Just one, but I've got others.
For example, touch.
367
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,143
Judging by the heat, I'd say
I'm directly under a light.
368
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,145
Very observant,
for a blind duck.
369
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,248
Thanks ever so.
370
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,584
Now I know
how you got your name.
371
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,752
You've always been
in the dark.
372
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,688
Oh, I am so hurt.
Hi-yah!
373
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:26,907
That oughta even things out.
374
00:20:26,909 --> 00:20:30,444
Nice try, Duck, but I'm tired
of you busting my bulbs.
375
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:31,579
Hi-yah!
376
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,582
Hoo-yoo-ay!
Dow... hi-yah!
377
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:35,816
Yah! Moo-ha!
378
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,251
Ooh! Ye-hay! Yah-yah!
Moo-ya-hey! Hoo-ra-ree!
379
00:20:47,596 --> 00:20:50,631
Take that. And that!
And don't forget this one.
380
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,133
And one of these!
381
00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:53,700
Whoa!
382
00:20:55,604 --> 00:20:58,372
Oh! Ooh! Ohh!
383
00:20:58,374 --> 00:21:00,441
You couldn't have.
You couldn't have.
384
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:03,611
Blast you!
You're handicapped!
385
00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:06,847
We prefer the term
"physically challenged."
386
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,915
Yes, evildoers everywhere,
387
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:11,752
beware that grim guardian
of good,
388
00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:14,621
that nocturnal nemesis
of ne'er-do-wells...
389
00:21:14,623 --> 00:21:16,657
(all) Darkwing... duck!
390
00:21:16,659 --> 00:21:18,825
That's moi.
391
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:21,411
(alarm blaring/ Darkwing gibbering)
392
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,149
Hide your eyes!
393
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:36,376
(all) Aah!
394
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:37,978
(Launchpad) Wow.
395
00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:41,214
I haven't seen
fireworks like that
since the county fair.
396
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:44,318
Dad? Honker, give me
your flashlight.
397
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,337
Hey, w-watch
where you shine that.
398
00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:49,906
Hey, wait a minute.
I can see?
399
00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,575
I can see!
400
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:55,846
Gee, DW,
I guess all you needed was
another shock to the system.
401
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:58,248
Amazing! Fabulous!
Not bad at all.
402
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,352
Are you a sight
for sore eyes.
403
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,187
Oh, Dad.
404
00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:07,308
(both) Uh-oh!
405
00:22:25,394 --> 00:22:26,727
♪ Darkwing Duck
406
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,931
♪ Darkwing Duck
407
00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:36,536
♪ Darkwing Duck
408
00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:40,875
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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