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[♪]
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Oh, nurse, how's my husband
this morning?
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How is he?
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Did I come here
to nurse a patient,
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or that silly-looking tree
he has in there?
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Well, that's a rare tree,
and worrying about it
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has brought on
his nervous breakdown.
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Hm, well, I shouldn't wonder.
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I've been running errands
for it all morning.
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"Give it a drink,
give it some air,
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put it in the sun,
take it out of the sun."
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Just be patient.
I'm going to call a doctor.
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You'd better get six doctors.
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My feet are killing me.
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MAN: Nurse!
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[HUFFS]
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MAN: Nurse! Nurse!
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Mr. Winthrop, I--
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A fine gardener you are.
Look at that tree.
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The only puckerless persimmon
in the country,
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and you're letting it die.
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But I didn't -- Shut up!
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Say something.
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Oh!
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Call for the tree surgeons
at once. Get out.
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And when they come, you can go.
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You're fired.
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Nurse!
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Nyuck, nyuck. Mmph!
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[SQUEALS]
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Lubazac. Lubazac.
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Lubazac.
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Whozica. Whozica.
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Whozica.
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Pashcunyakas. Pashcunyakas.
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Pashcunyakas.
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[HONKS]
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Cotton. Cotton.
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Cotton.
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Cotton. Cotton.
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Cotton.
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Oh!
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The patient's ready, doctor.
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Hike. Hike.
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How about it, doc?
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I don't like the sound
of its bark.
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[BARKING]
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Ooh.
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[TICKING]
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Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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What is it?
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Two o'clock.
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Why, I... Ohh!
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[WHIMPERS]
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Needs a transfusion.
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Certainly. A transfusion
is less confusion.
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What's this?
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Oh, just a little thing
I picked up
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to make big trees
out of little saps.
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Don't look at me.
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[RUMBLING]
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It's magic.
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Certainly, before you know it,
we'll have fruit.
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Look. "Raspbereenies."
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Oh, boy.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck--
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Oh!
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[BARKS]
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[RINGS]
[BARKS]
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[RINGS]
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪
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Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine,
Dr. Howard.
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Dr. Howard speaking. I'm fine.
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So am I. I get--
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Ooh!
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This is all your fault. Oh!
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Start talkin'.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Can you come over to
Mr. Winthrop's on Sunset Blvd?
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We have a sick tree over here.
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Well, you won't have it long.
We'll be over. A patient.
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LARRY: A patient. A patient.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo-
whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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What's the idea
of packing the phone?
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In case we get a call
while we're gone.
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You imbecile--
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Answer that.
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Hello?
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Ow. Ow, ow. Ow. Ow, ow!
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It bit me. I'll bite you.
Ow. Ow, ow. Ow. Ow, ow!
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It bit me. I'll bite you.
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Oh!
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Nyuh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
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[PANTING] What's the matter?
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I got a transfusion.
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Hey, Moe. Hey, Larry.
Look what happened.
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Stay where you are.
I'll be right back.
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Whoo-whoo-whoo.
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Whoo-whoo.
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Look, I'm a giant.
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Well, I'm a giant-killer,
and my name ain't Jack.
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Well, beat me, daddy,
down to the floor.
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Nyuck, nyuck--
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[GROANING]
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Oh. Wait a minute.
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I'm back to normal.
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You'll never be that.
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Oh, I bet you tell that
to all the sturgeons.
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Oh.
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I dare you. Do that again.
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That's not the same.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Oh!
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That's the same.
Oh!
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That's the same.
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Well, then get moving. Come on.
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Gardener! Gardener!
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Where's those tree surgeons?
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I called them and they said
they'd be over.
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Well, phone them again.
Y-yes, sir.
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Nurse! Nurse!
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Nurse!
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Nurse. Oh, he's off again.
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I wonder why the doctor
I called doesn't get here.
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MAN: Nurse! [SIREN WAILING]
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Oh, that must be the doctor now.
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MOE: Get the tools.
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What's going on here?
Get those tools out--
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Ow!
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Hurry. What are you waiting for?
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Why, you termites, you.
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[WHINING]
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Oh.
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[BOTH WHIMPERING]
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This way, doctors. Hurry.
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CURLY: You're telling me.
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Ooh.
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Where is it?
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Why, the patient's in there.
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Good.
Oh, I'm so worried about him.
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Cheer up. We kill or cure.
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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
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Doctor, what are those?
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Don't worry, lady.
We won't muss up the joint.
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We'll even burn up
the trimmings.
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Come on. We gotta--
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[GASPS]
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Nurse? Nurse?
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Well, what about it?
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Looks like aphids.
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"Ephids." "Iphids."
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Oh!
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Stop it. Stop it.
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What about this?
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We'll have to operate.
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MAN: Operate?
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But, doctor,
you can't operate here.
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Are you gonna tell us
our business?
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Ask her to leave.
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Outside.
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All right, come on, lady.
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But, doctor--
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LARRY: Outside 'till
after the operation.
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Oh, they're going to operate.
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Operate?
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This is a plain case of dry rot.
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Cut off that limb.
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They're gonna cut off his leg.
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You're not gonna cut off
any limb. Put that saw down.
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Sit down. We know our business.
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MOE: Hold him.
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Cut off that limb.
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Nurse!
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[GROANING]
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Oh, stop it! Stop it!
[INDISTINCT SPEECH]
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That's one of 'em.
What about the other one?
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[GASPS]
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You vandals.
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You've ruined my persimmon tree.
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I've waited 15 years
for it to bear fruit.
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You have? Where's its mate?
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Mate? It has no mate.
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It's the only one like it
in the country.
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You ain't gonna get anywhere
with a single tree.
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This poor thing is pining away
for a girlfriend.
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Or maybe a boyfriend.
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Quiet.
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Are you sure? CURLY: Certainly.
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Gentlemen, if you'll find me
a mate for it,
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I'll pay you $10,000.
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We're on our way. Where is it?
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On the isle of Rhum Boogie.
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Rhum Boogie.
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♪ Boogie-woogie ♪
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♪ Boogie-woogie-woogie ♪
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♪ Boogie, boogie,
Boogie, boogie, boogie ♪
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♪ A-boogie, a-boogie,
A-boogie, a-boogie, a-boogie ♪
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[DRUMS BEATING]
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MOE: Keep bailing,
she's sinking.
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Land ahoy.
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Ahoy, land.
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We made it.
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Pull her up.
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Pull what you got there.
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[EXHALES]
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Four thousand miles, and I rowed
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every step of the way.
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[BLOWS]
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Ah. Oh.
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[SIGHS]
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Where's Curly?
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I don't know,
he told me last night
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he had a date with a mermaid.
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Maybe they eloped.
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Yeah, maybe they--
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What?
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He must be here already,
here's his hat.
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Go on, see if you
can pick up his footprints.
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Hurry up.
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Hey, Moe, I'm picking them up.
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Keep going, bloodhound.
See where they lead.
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Mush.
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Mush.
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[BOTH WHIMPER]
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Hiya, snowflake.
[BOTH WHIMPER]
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Hiya, snowflake.
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No snowflake. Kingfisher.
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Oh, he's the Kingfish.
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I know Amos. I know Andy.
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[IMITATING ANDY] Hi, Amos.
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[IMITATING AMOS] Hi, Andy.
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How's lightnin'? I don't know,
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but I think
it's gonna strike any minute.
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BOTH: Hallelujah.
but I think
it's gonna strike any minute.
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BOTH: Hallelujah.
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[GRUNTS]
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[BOTH WHIMPER]
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Boy, that was a close shave.
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I'll say.
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[GRUNTS]
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What are you grunting about?
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That ain't me.
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You--? Uh...
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[BOTH WHIMPERING]
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[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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[CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Call on king.
250
00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:46,300
Bow king.
251
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:48,140
BOTH: Oh!
252
00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:49,720
CURLY: Nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
253
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,720
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
254
00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,720
[SQUEALS]
255
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,560
Listen, king, I--
256
00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:59,230
Oh, Dr. Dead Rock, I presume.
257
00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,150
Don't you have large monkeys in
this country.
258
00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:03,570
[CHUCKLES]
259
00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,650
What do you mean "monkey,"
you scissorbill?
260
00:10:05,650 --> 00:10:07,660
What are you doing
in that outfit?
261
00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:10,160
I had a dice game
with the king. With my dice.
262
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,160
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
263
00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,660
Nyuh! Hiya, king.
264
00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:15,660
Ugh. You cheat.
265
00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:17,130
Every time natural.
266
00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:19,330
That's a coincidence.
267
00:10:19,330 --> 00:10:20,920
[BONES CRUNCHING]
268
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:26,890
[SPITS]
269
00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:28,310
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
270
00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:29,890
Listen, chiefy,
we came down here
271
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,400
to get the puckerless
persimmon tree.
272
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,400
Stranger want tree?
Marry my sister.
273
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,820
Okay, chiefy.
274
00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,240
Man want marry you. You like?
275
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:43,490
No like. Me like fat one.
276
00:10:43,490 --> 00:10:44,990
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.
277
00:10:44,990 --> 00:10:46,990
[WHIMPERS]
278
00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,000
[BARKS]
279
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000
[HISSES]
280
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,500
We marry now?
281
00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:52,500
Oh, no, not that.
282
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,500
[BONES CRACKING] Ooooh. Ow.
283
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,370
There's an ideal couple
if I ever saw one.
284
00:10:59,370 --> 00:11:00,960
Good. Good. He marry girl,
285
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:01,960
you can take a tree.
286
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,460
Where do we come in?
287
00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:05,960
In the stew.
Roast stooge. Ha-ha!
288
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,970
[STOOGES WHIMPERING]
289
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,970
[DRUMS BEATING]
290
00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:15,970
[WHINES]
291
00:11:15,970 --> 00:11:17,890
This is all your fault,
you pudding head.
292
00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,890
If it wasn't for you we
wouldn't be in this spot.
293
00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:21,730
You gotta get us
out of this, you hear?
294
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:24,320
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
295
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,820
You can't eat me, I'm too tough.
296
00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:27,820
I'll give you indigestion.
297
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,320
[WHINES]
298
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,320
Marry me, and he won't cook you.
299
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,330
Say yes now,
or I'll strangle you.
300
00:11:35,330 --> 00:11:38,330
It's still no. Go ahead, bub.
Make him stew.
301
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,830
Short rib.
302
00:11:41,830 --> 00:11:43,080
Pork chops.
303
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,170
[GIGGLING]
304
00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,970
Don't do that, I'm ticklish.
Hee-hee!
305
00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:52,180
Stew bone. Soup bone.
306
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,180
[ALL SCREAMING]
307
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:59,900
[STOOGES WHIMPERING]
308
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,900
Whoo-whoo.
309
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,410
Hey, fellas! The tree's in here!
310
00:12:04,410 --> 00:12:06,940
Nyuh-uh-uh-uh. [NATIVES YELLING]
311
00:12:06,940 --> 00:12:08,030
[WHIMPERING]
312
00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:10,530
[YELLS, WHIMPERS]
313
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:13,280
Oh. The puckerless persimmon.
314
00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,370
You're worth ten grand to me.
315
00:12:15,370 --> 00:12:16,870
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
316
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,370
Oh!
317
00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,370
[FRUSTRATED WHINE]
318
00:12:19,370 --> 00:12:21,870
Ooh! Heh-heh.
319
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,380
Oh!
320
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,380
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
321
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,880
Oh. Oh.
322
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,880
You burn me up.
323
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:34,390
[FART]
324
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:36,390
[COUGHS]
325
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:37,890
Oh.
326
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,890
[HUMMING]
327
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:44,400
Oh!
328
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,150
[FRUSTRATED GRUNT]
329
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:47,730
[SCREECHES, GROWLS]
330
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:50,700
[YELPING]
331
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,740
Whoo-whoo-whoo. Nyuh-uh-uh-uh.
332
00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:54,740
Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!
333
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,820
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
334
00:12:55,820 --> 00:12:57,830
Hey, fellas! Where are ya?!
335
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:58,830
I got the tree.
336
00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:01,830
Nyah-ah-ah.
337
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:02,750
Oof!
338
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:03,830
Ugh.
339
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:05,800
Huh. Ugh.
340
00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,380
Oh. Oh. Why, you...
341
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:07,390
[NATIVES SHOUTING] Come on!
Oh. Oh. Why, you...
342
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:08,890
[NATIVES SHOUTING] Come on!
343
00:13:08,890 --> 00:13:10,890
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
344
00:13:12,890 --> 00:13:14,890
Hey, fellas, I lost the tree.
345
00:13:14,890 --> 00:13:16,890
[WHINING]
346
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,690
Where are you?
347
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,700
Where are you?
348
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:44,540
Where are you?
349
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,340
[FRUSTRATED WHINE]
350
00:13:50,850 --> 00:13:53,350
Oh. There you are. I could--
351
00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:54,350
[SCREAMS]
352
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,850
Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!
353
00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:56,850
[BARKS]
354
00:13:56,850 --> 00:13:58,350
[STUTTERS]
355
00:13:58,350 --> 00:13:59,850
[YELPING]
356
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,860
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.
357
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,360
[SPITS]
358
00:14:11,530 --> 00:14:12,620
[SCREAMS]
359
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,620
[SNORTS]
360
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,120
[SQUEALS, TEETH CHATTERING]
361
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:18,620
Argh! [ALLIGATOR SNAPS]
362
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,960
[GROWLS] [ALLIGATOR SNAPS]
363
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,540
[GRUNTING]
364
00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:25,050
Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!
365
00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:26,550
[WHIMPERS]
366
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,500
What's the matter?
I lost the tree.
367
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,080
Where is it?
In the "alley-gutter."
368
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,090
In the alley-- Nyuh! Nyuh!
369
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:34,090
Now, listen, you lost it,
you get it.
370
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:36,590
Get it? Did you see him yawn?
371
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,090
[BARKS]
372
00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,560
You got nothing to worry about.
373
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,590
We'll tickle his stomach.
374
00:14:40,590 --> 00:14:42,600
That'll make him
as helpless as a baby.
375
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600
Come on. Start ticklin'.
376
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:51,070
All right, get it.
377
00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:53,070
No tricks, now, or I'll make
a suitcase out of you.
378
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,080
Wait a minute.
I don't know what I'm doin'.
379
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,080
I mean, I...
380
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,580
Hurry up.
381
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,590
[SCREAMING]
382
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,590
That might have been my arm.
383
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:08,420
Oh, tough, eh?
384
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,510
I'll fix him.
385
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:10,510
Out of my way.
386
00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:13,010
I'll hold his upper jaw,
387
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,010
you put your foot on his lower.
388
00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,510
Uh, I better take the upper.
389
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,510
I'll take a compartment.
390
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:18,520
Quiet. You'll take
the lower and like it.
391
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,630
I'll take the lower,
but I won't like it.
392
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:21,720
[WHIMPERS]
393
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,220
All right.
394
00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,220
Now?
395
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,230
Yeah, put your foot
in his mouth.
396
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,230
All right, ironhead,
go on and get it.
397
00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:35,730
[WHINES]
398
00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:39,240
Hurry up, this belt is slipping.
399
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,740
[WHINES] You got it?
400
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,740
I don't know whether
it's the tree or his tonsils.
401
00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,240
Well, bring it out in the open.
402
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,490
Hurry up.
403
00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:46,580
[WHINES]
404
00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,630
I got it. Give it to me.
405
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,660
[GROANING]
406
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,660
What's the matter, kid?
407
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:55,920
I lost the end of my shoe.
408
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:56,920
The end of a shoe
ain't important.
409
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,920
Well, this one is.
I think it had my toes in it.
410
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,590
Why, you--
411
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,090
[ALL WHOOPING]
412
00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,510
[ALL SCREAM]
413
00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:07,850
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
414
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,350
Hurry up.
415
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:11,350
Come on, start bailing her out.
416
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,360
Ah, great.
417
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,360
Whoo.
418
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,360
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
419
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:21,860
Whoo.
420
00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:23,360
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
421
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,870
Whoo.
422
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:26,370
Whoo-whoo-whoo.
423
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,120
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