All language subtitles for Everybody.Loves.Raymond.S05E17.Stefania.Arrives.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264-BS-ing

- Where is robert?

Raymond will be back
from the airport

With stefania any minute.

And look at this place.

Frank, are you helping?

- Yeah, I'm brushing up
on my italian for stefania.

- Oh--
all right.

- I'm still not so sure this
is a good idea to surprise him.

Do we even know if he's
still interested in her?

- Debra,
what are you saying?

- Uh, just we shouldn't
push him into anything.

- Well, far be it from me
to push.

I just happen to know
what my son wants.

He wants to finally
have someone special.

And he wants
to settle down.

And he wants to have
grandchildren.

- You mean children.

- Right, children,
whatever.

- I think you did a good thing
bringing stefania here.

- Oh, thank you, frank.

- We should do, like,
a foreign exchange--

She comes here,
you go there.

- Oh, robbie!

- Hello, son!

- What's wrong?

- What do you mean, dear?

- The happiness--
what gives?

- What, we can't be happy
to see you?

- Historically, no.

- You funny bunny.

Come on, sit down.

Come on.

- Am I dying?

Ooh!

- Why don't you get
the door, robbie?

- No.

- Come on, idiot.
Do it.

- Why do you want me
to get it?

- Get the door!

- You're forcing me!

- Come on. Come on.
- Go.

- Trust me, robert.
It's okay.

- Come on.

You know, robbie--

Robbie, I know
that you've been lonely

And in need
of some company,

So I have a little
surprise for you.

Ta-da!
- What--

- What took so long?
I got bags here.

- This is it?

I didn't like this surprise

When you gave it to me
40 years ago.

- Hey, how about
"thank you"?

- For what?

- For this.

roberto.

- Stefania.

What--

H-how did you get here?

- I had to take the belt parkway
to cross island--

Bumper to bumper.

- Oh, robbie,
are you happy?

I asked her to visit
to cheer you up.

Me--I did it.

- Stefania.

Let me help you.

- It is good to see you.

- Oh, and it is good
to see you.

Ma, you did this?

- Who else?

hug.

- Thank you
for inviting me.

You are nice
and beautiful.

- Man, does she need
an english lesson.

- Hi, I remember your head.

- Hey.

Hey, she remembers me.

- Hi, nice to see you again.

So this is you after
a ten hour plane ride, huh?

Well, I give up.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- Thank you
for getting us.

- Did you say "us"?

- Yes.

You remember my father,
marco fogagnolo.

- Yes, yes, of course.

- Hey, you show me this,
huh?

- Of course.

All right.

Okay.

Now, you want to hold
your putter like this, okay?

And then you
swing it back--

Oh. Oh, boy.
Okay.

All right.

What's happening?

Okay.

You--you take the putter
back like this,

And then you--

- Oh, yeah!
- Hey, look at that!

Hell of a shot there.

- You buy me
another hot dog now.

- Well, you know,

There's more to america
than just hot dogs.

- I like hot dogs.

- Okay, well,
I'll tell you what--

I'll buy you
another hot dog later,

If you're good.
- Okay.

You hit now.
- All right.

Hey, there!
Hey!

Oh!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What do you
think you're doing?

- What?
I do nothing.

- Oh, I think you did,
you naughty monkey.

Oh, come on!

- Hey, you're
a good golf player.

- Well, I'm trying to be.

All right.
Listen, about--

Okay, okay, okay.
Come here.

Listen, listen,
look, I know--

I-I know you're just trying
to have fun, okay,

But there's something
you should know.

See, when raymond
and I were kids,

He used to poke me
quite a bit, all right?

Poke, poke, poke, poke.

He was, how you say, uh,
a jerk, okay?

So that's why now
I'm sort of anti-poke, okay?

Oh, no, no, no, no,
but, listen,

If I had to choose
someone to poke me,

It would be you.

But don't poke me.

Okay? All right, here,
you go first.

- Okay.

- All right, very good.
Try again.

Okay, all right.

- All right.
Take your time.

Okay, all right,
well, that--

That's, uh--

That's a--that's an
interesting technique.

All right.

All right.
Very nice!

Okay.

Okay. Over there.
Thank you.

Okay.

- hey, bravo, 'berto!

Very good.
- Thank you.

Thank you--aah!

- All righty,
let's do the score now.

Shall we?

- Ooh, I like.

- So you two
having a good time?

- Yeah, a blast.
Things are fantastic.

- Did, uh, you two
do the, uh--

- The what?

- The huckle-buckle?

- Why don't you mind
your own business, okay?

- Oh, come on,
I'm married, man.

I don't even huckle.

- Here you go.
- Hey, suzy, I got that.

- Really?

Hey, nemo,
frank's picking up a tab.

- Don't take a check
from him.

- Hey, don't embarrass me
in front

Of my international guests,
all right?

I'm buying.

Hey, you two,
we're splitting this.

- See what I'm saying?

- Grazie.

I want to say something.

I come to america
to take care for stefania,

But I also dream always
to come to this country,

And it is like a dream.

I like the people.

I like the life here
very much--

With the large drinks
and so much ice.

And I have to say,

I did not like
so much this one.

But now I do.

And I know stefania do.

So what I tell you now is,

We stay.

- What?
Wh-where?

- Here--
lynbrook, america.

- That's cool.

- It's great surprise, no?

- Uh, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, great surprise.

But you just
can't live here.

I mean,
what will you do, sir?

- Who knows?

I like this place.
Maybe I buy.

- Oh, nemo
would never sell.

- I think maybe he do.

I want to thank you

For taking care
of my daughter.

don't mention it.

- Hey, everybody.

- Hi, robbie.
Cookie?

- What's the point?

- What's your problem?

- I don't think it's going
to work out with stefania.

oh, give me a break.

- What are you
talking about?

In Italy,
the two of you couldn't

Get enough of each other.

- I don't know.
It's not the same.

- Hey, look at her,
look at you.

Grab on
and don't let go.

- Of course
it's not the same.

I know
what your problem is.

- No, you don't.
- Yeah, I do.

You guys were going
too fast over there.

Right away--
boom, "we're in love."

You can't do that.

- What are you talking about?

- You know--here.

Let me show you something.
What do you got here, ma?

- Oh, there's some
cream of wheat for the boys.

You want some?
I'll make some more.

- Relax.
Okay, see this?

This cream of wheat--
that's you and stefania.

- What?
- Just stay with me.

All right, now,
here's you guys in Italy.

See? All hot and heavy.

- Oh, no, that's too much.
- That's right.

You can't keep it
like that, right?

- No, turn it down.

- Well, what's going to happen
to robert and stefania

If I keep it like that?

- They're going to get
all dried out and crusty.

- Right, right.

Right, robert,
you want it to last,

You got to cool things down
a little.

See?
Like this.

- Thank god.

- That's how it is
for me and debra, right?

Just a little low flame.

Our cream of wheat can just
sit on that for years.

- Hands off, girls,
he's mine.

- I'm going to tell you
about my marriage now,

But I'll need
the garbage disposal.

- You know, robert,

I wouldn't be surprised
if you're having these feelings

Because, deep down inside,
you still care for amy.

- No, no, it's not amy,
and it's not cream of wheat.

The--the truth is,

Stefania's annoying.
- What?

- If by "annoying,"
you mean ha-cha-cha-cha-cha,

Then I'm right with you.

- No, she--she's always
touching me.

- Oh, that's got
to be rough.

- Why the hell would you not
want her to touch you?

- She poked me in the ass
with a putter!

- She could hit me
in the head with a hammer,

I wouldn't care.

- It's just that
she's always poking me,

And I hate being poked.

- Oh, yeah.

- Hey, cut it out, okay?

I told her
I didn't like it,

But she wouldn't stop.

- Robbie, I think
that's like flirting.

- Yeah, really, it sounds like
you're nitpicking, man.

- Look, I know stefania
is beautiful, okay,

But, you know, we've been out
a few times now,

And the more time
I spend with her,

I realize that--
there's nothing there.

- Robbie,

Are you very sure
you're not homosexual?

- Ma!

- I-I'm just asking.

- Raymond!

- It's still funny.
Still funny.

- You--you know what?

If stefania was staying
for, like, a week,

I could put up with it.

But now they're talking
about staying here for good.

So, what, am I supposed to
take care of her forever, huh?

I got to marry her now?

- There are worse things,
dear.

- Plus, I got her father,
signore "scary-ola,"

Watching me
with those eyes.

I mean, it's too much.
I can't take it.

- Robert, look,
you're obviously unhappy.

You got to talk to her.

- And say what?

- I don't know;
tell her that, you know,

You just want
to be friends.

- That broad ain't built
for friendship.

- Look, you
shouldn't be pressured

Into being
in a relationship.

- No one here means
to pressure him,

But you know something,
robbie?

You know, you're not getting
any younger.

And--and I read,
you know,

That as men get older,
their sperm production--

- Okay!

- Ma, ma, ma, ma!

- Back it up.

- Please. It's science.

- You're really thinking
of breaking up with her?

- That is the only
decent thing to do.

This is about morality.

You don't
string someone along.

- Yeah, but stefania--
she's so--

- She's so what, ray?

- Just do what she says.

- I like your house.

- It's an apartment,
really.

- I don't like this.

- Okay, um,

Listen, we need
to talk, okay?

- Okay.

okay.

I, uh, think that
it's very exciting

That you and your dad
are talking about moving here.

- Oh, polizia.

- Attention span of a moth.

Uh, listen, look,

I just had this
dry-cleaned.

- You put on for me, huh?

- No, no,
this is for work, okay?

Let's put this back.
You come over here.

- To the ugly sofa.

- Yeah.

- I'm hungry.
Do you have food for me?

- More?

Just a second.

- Maybe you have hot dogs?

- One second.

It's like dropping wood
into a chipper.

Here, I have captain salty
pretzel nuggets.

- I like hot dogs.

- Pretzel nuggets!

Oh.

- What's wrong, 'berto?

- Nothing.
It's just--

There's your tummy.

- Well, you do not
put it on, so...

- Well, actually,
that is police property.

You need
to take that off.

- Okay.

- Wait, wait, halt!
No, wait.

All right, look, look.
Keep it on.

Here.
Sit down here.

Have some pretzels, okay?

- No, thank you.

I wasn't really hungry
for pretzels.

- No.

Stefania,
you are a beautiful woman

And a lovely person

And a beautiful woman.

And I think that
it's very nice

That--that you want
to make a life for yourself

Here in this country.

Let me finish.

O-okay,
here's the thing--

You know,
it's been said that

Love is like
cream of wheat.

- Um, maybe no more talking.

- Uh, whoa, whoa,
you want to--

Oh, boy.

Hard to argue.

No, no.
No, stefania.

- What do you mean "no"?

- No means no.
Same in italian--

No means--
no!

- Come, 'berto,
we have waited so long.

It will be nice.

- I'm not saying
it wouldn't be nice--and soft.

But--but it would be wrong.

Because, stefania,
we shouldn't be together.

- It's okay.
My father will not know.

No, no, no.

No, no, look,
you misunderstand, all right?

I shouldn't lead you on.

It's morally wrong,
I think.

- What do you mean?

- We should break up.

You, me, no more.

- Oh.

- Listen, stefania,

I'll always cherish
the moments we had together,

But I just didn't want you
to move here

For the wrong reasons.

Hey, come on--

- Oh, no, no, no, no.
That was her idea.

See, she's crazy.

- No, no, no, no.
No "pinocchio" this time.

You see,
she wanted me to marry you,

But I said I couldn't
because you're annoying.

- Annoying?

What does this mean--
"annoying"?

- I don't know.

- Liar! I am sick
to look to you.

- But, listen,
we can still be friends.

You see, in america,

You don't break up--
you stay friends.

That's what you do.

- Not in Italy.

- Annoying.

Listen, I-I did
the right thing.

Morally,
I did the right thing.

There better be a heaven.

- Hey, nemo,
I'll take a slice.

Signore fogagnolo.

Hi.

What--what are you
doing here?

- I told you,

We stay in america.

- Oh, so you work here now?

- I own here now.

- You own?

Well--what happened to nemo?

- He go away.

- What? Where?

- Away.

uh, listen,

Uh, signore fogagnolo,

About stefania...

I am a homosexual.