All language subtitles for Doc Martin S02E10 Redigert

Ah! Wine'?

How much romance
can one girl take'?

Actually, I never made
this marinara sauce before.

It says on the jar,
Open and heat up.

But how long do you think
heat up is'?

- I don't know.
-Eh?

- Don't know.
-Right. Sit down.

Not that one --
the, uh, comfy one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Red wine.

Uh...

Well...

What's that, then?

What's it look like'?

Open it.

Uh, okay.

Oh, I c-- I can't believe it.

I thought for a second
you'd gone all Bodmin

and you were actually gonna
propose to me.

I think I'm
actually having a heart attack.

Oh, but it's just a key.

A lovely, almost shiny key.

- So you vvill, then?
-Will I What?

Move in with me.

Oh.

Can I think about it'?

Well, uh...

Yeah, just gonna...

Want some, um --
Want some cheddar on yours?

No thanks.

It's really sweet of you, Al,
but, um...

I just thought if you moved in,

then you wouldn't want to leave
is all.

Oh, it's not you.

I just don't want to stay
in Portwenn forever.

What's out there
that you can't get here'?

Well, I just don't
want to end up...

What?

I can see us moving in,
getting married.

Getting fat, getting old.

You'd be Bert,
and I'd be Mrs. Bert.

And We'll never
have done anything.

I'll come back.

You could go off if you Wanted,
and it'd be okay with me.

Oh, cheers.

Let's take this
down to the beach,

lie on our rock,
and Watch the sunset.

We'll stay all night
and Watch the stars.

Will there be other stuff'?

- Maybe.

Well, could get cold,
couldn't it'?

I'll keep you Warm, Al Large.

Want to borrow a jumper'?

Well, since you tidied,
I can't find anything.

Hmm.

Uh!

Uh...

Yeah, uh, I haven't got 'round
to posting that yet.

This is my application.

Yeah.

I see.

Bye, Al.

Mmm!

Now, aren't they
the best scrambled eggs

you've ever tasted'?

Well, maybe not the best.

Dad?

What is it'?

I haven't forgotten, you know,

sitting in the bookmakers
on my 10th birthday

with a packet of sweets,

with you telling me
how the next race

was gonna be the one
that would come in.

-it was always the Next one.
-Louisa...

Dad...

I need to know.

Did you take that money?

No, I didn't.

I might be many things,
but I'm not a thief.

Yeah.

When one person tells you
that you're Wrong,

you can ignore them.

But when it's a whole village,
it's hard.

You know, every day
I'd have to ask myself,

am I being a fool
still believing in you'?

You know...

I know how hard
it must have been for you,

bringing us up after Mom left.

It's nothing to do
with your mother!

Louisa, that money
was for the lifeboats.

Do you really think
that I'd stoop that low'?

So Joan...

Joan never caught you'?
She never saw you take it'?

She's lying, as well?

Joan.
Meddling cow.

How could you'?

I had gambling debts.

Big debts.

And there was this horse.
A sure thing.

When it won,
I was gonna pay the money back.

Of course, it fell --

No, I meant how could you
lie to me all these years'?

How could you let me
make a fool of myself

in front of my friends,
in front of the whole village?

I'm sorry.

I think...

I think you should leave
in the morning.

Dad.

Pauline.

I have nothing to say to you.

Well, maybe I've got something
to say to you, eh'?

Listen, I'm -- I'm really sorry
about the application.

I Went past the postbox.

I honestly -- I saw it.
I just --

Aah!

- I caught your finger, didn't I'?
-Yeah.

Maybe I should come
and see the doc.

Right.

Aah.

So last night he only goes
and asks me to move in with him.

- What'?
-Al.

Thought he could blindside me
with marinara, didn't he'?

And he Walked right past
the postbox.

Sorry. Sorry.

You know you got
your review panel.

Yes, of course I know.
I'm on my Way there.

It's not like you can miss
a postbox, is it'?

It's big and red.

Pauline, I'll be back
in an hour.

Yes. Sorry.

Yes.

Good luck.

Jonathan.

Terry!

Terry, come here.

Terry, Terry, Terry.
Come here.

I like What you've done
with the room.

Hey, I am -- I-l think
I've worked it all out.

See, it's all in here.

You haven't been taking
your medication!

Yes.
Of course I have.

That's Why I'm thinking
so clearly, Terry.

You see,
there's a chip in my head,

and they're using their chips
to connect with it.

Listen. Listen.

Shh.

- Hear it'?
-it's a dialing tone.

What are you doing'?

I just need to, um...

Okay, there's someone down here,

and -- and he's transmitting
into my head.

The longer I stay here,
the worse it gets.

I just need to --
I just need to work out who.

It's okay, Terry.

I know it isn't you.

Where are you going'?

We have to go
and meet the boat, remember?

I'm leaving now.

Oh, okay.
No, good. Good.

If you're going out, could you
get me a roll of aluminium foil'?

What, to put on your head and
stop government mind control?

I've got some cheese
I don't want getting hard.

Jonathan,
we're leaving for London.

Yeah, of course we are.

Soon as I meet the boat.

I No!
Im going HOW!

What?

I can't meet the boat on my own.

Then do yourself a favor,
please, and come with me now.

- You're lying.
-What?

You're lying!

You're not going anywhere!
You're just --

You just don't want me
to do the job with you, do you'?

Goodbye, Jonathan.

And take your pills, huh'?

Now, we all know the rules.

Each pasty must be finished
before you start the next one.

If you have to be sick,
please use the buckets provided.

And while
I don't condone betting

on such a spiritual contest
like this,

I will say I'm having a fiver
on Bert here.

So...

On your marks.

Get set.

Wait!

I thought I told you
to cancel this.

It's a serious
health-and-safety risk.

- Did you bake these yourself?
-Well, yeah.

Well, whatever
your stomach complaint is

could be passed on
by handling food.

I can't allow this to happen.

You can't exactly
call the police, can you'?

There aren't any in town.

I'll have you shutdown on
a health violation for good.

My pasties are fine.

Bert!

- put it down.
-But I got money on this.

So what? Come on.

All these pasties here --
Give them to me.

Yeah, he's probably
been held up by a patient.

He's very dedicated.

Well, if Dr. Ellingham
doesn't feel

that his attendance
is in his best interests,

then the board
vvill have no choice

but to consider
the accusations substantiated.

Tosser!

That is not funny!

This is potentially
contaminated meat.

Honestly, I try
and help you people.

I don't know why I bother.

MAN: Take that!
Take that!

Well, I think
we've sat here long enough.

Obviously,
Dr. Ellingham has decided

to show his contempt
for this process.

Can we push this along?

There's something
I have to attend to.

I also have potentially infected
processed meat in my hair.

Dr. Ellingham,
this review board --

I know what a review board is.
Get to the point.

Are you aware that I've spoken

to a number of people
in the village?

They felt
that your attitude towards them

was a little superior.

Some would go so far
as to say "condescending."

Others simply settled on "rude."

I have a list
of the incidents cited.

Is there a particular medical
problem you Wish to discuss?

Healthcare is more than that,

especially in villages
like this.

A doctor needs
to go the extra yard,

to be a part of the community.

All right, look, you've
carried out your investigation,

you've got lots of evidence,

and I don't doubt that
you've reached your conclusion.

So Why don't you
just out to the chase'?

Fine.

LOUISA: You know,
I-I'm actually quite surprised

by some of the people
that you've chosen to interview

about Dr. Ellingham.

I mean...

Mrs. Redtree.

She's always got
an ax to grind, you know?

Last month it was because
the postman left her gate open.

Practically strung him up
for it.

Mr. Thornton.
Complaining is his hobby.

He even wanted
to ban the sea gulls

because they made
too much noise.

You know,
he's hardly a reliable witness.

Well, I spoke
to a number of people.

Really? None of them had a good
word to say about Dr. Ellingham'?

Well, some. Um...

The chemist, for example.

She was very enthusiastic
about him, but --

LOUISA:
Mrs. Tishell. Yeah.

So you just chose to write dovvn
the testimonies of those

who enjoy whingeing, yeah'?

Miss Glasson, what's your point'?

Well, look.

Even I find Doc --
Dr. Ellingham a little bit...

...frustrating at times.

But I also know

that we are very lucky
to have him here in the village,

and, you know,
so do most of these people.

- So my point is that --
-Thank you, Miss Glasson.

Dr. Ellingham,
there is a recent initiative --

a training course
focusing on people skills.

Oh, God.

It's two weeks,
and it will teach you

how to relate
to your patients as people,

not just medical complaints.

After that, I'll return to see
how you've taken it on board.

And What if I choose not to
attend your initiative, Gavin?

Well, then,
I'll recommend you be removed.

It really is down to you,
Dr. Ellingham.

Right.

Well, he -- he probably
just needs

some time to think about it.

Oh. How'd it go'?

Went well, then.

Was that really necessary?

No, it Wasn't.

You -- You do realize
how serious this is'?

Yes, I do.

Martin, they want
to get rid of you.

Don't you even care about that?

Look...

I know that you've never
really fitted in around here,

and I know that
you've never really tried

and that you're not interested
in doing so.

And I've always tried
to understand that about you

because -- because,
well, that's just you.

That's --
That's What you're like.

But I don't even think
that this is about that.

I think that --
that you deliberately

wanted that review to go Wrong.

And I think that you --
you want them to replace you

and to send you away from here.

Well, Martin, you know,
for what it's worth...

...l-| would like you to stay.

So there.

Louisa...

...I certainly never intended...

- Can I help you'?
-No, no. Shh.

DOC MARTIN:

Aah!

- Sorry!
-Oh!Hi.

We need to talk.

- get Out.
-Shh!Um...

Mr. Crozier, you haven't been

taking your medication,
have you'?

- Why not'?
Because!

Because I know
what's going on here.

I know that you're all just
waiting for me to leave town.

I know that
there's somebody else,

and he's behind all of this.

So just...

I need you to just call your dad
for me, please,

'cause I really need
to talk to him.

No.

No, you see,
you don't understand.

If -- If -- If -- If...

You need to call him,
and then he'll come back.

Otherwise, he will --

If you could just give him
a quick tinkle...

Mr. Crozier.
Wait outside.

-.Just -- Just -- Just --
-I said wait outside!

- Aah!
'Okay...

No, no, no, no, no!
Don't do that! Come back.

That's just upsetting me.
Why would...

Let her go!

Don't think you're supposed
to antagonize him, Doc.

Okay.

Hello'?

Hello'?

Yeah.

Daddy.

Oh!

Louisa?

Yeah?

Daddy, y-your friend's here.

Jonathan.
Jonathan.

And, um, he -- he...

And, um, he's -- he's not
in a very good mood.

And, um, he -- he'd like you
to come -- to come back here.

And -- And he's got a knife.

Okay, the boat leaves at 12:00.
Don't be late.

Good.

Okay, sit down.

This one! This...

All right, Jonathan.

I want you to take
a few deep breaths

and give me the knife.

Then I want you to sit down

so that I can sedate you
and call the police.

Nice.

Why don't you just
go over there, get that chair,

and bring it over here'?

Come on.

And you -- reception chicky --

just get me some tying-up stuff.

Surgical tape'?
-Yeah.

And a gag.
For him.

Put it down.
Sit down on it.

Yeah.

I never done this before.

I Wouldn't have guessed.

Mr. Crozier...

Why don't you stop
and consider the consequences?

Put that clock dovvn.

Listen. Listen.

Electronic static.

Can you hear it'?

No.

I think I can!

All right, I-l don't want
anybody to worry, but...

I think they've got
in here, too!

They'll call
the hostage negotiator in soon.

He's getting worse, isn't he'?
Much, much worse.

Martin, I-I'm sorry.

You break it, you pay for it!

Martin, just stop annoying
the man with the knife.

Yeah.

Don't trust Terry.
Don't trust Terry.

He's -- He's nothing but a liar.

Seems to be having
a moment of clarity.

Talking about my father,
actually.

Um, w-why would you want him
to come back here'?

What?

The boat, the shipment --

That's -- That's none
of your business, okay?

- What boat'?
-Who told you about the boat'?

Did Terry tell you'? Did Terry
tell you about the boat'?

I told you --
You can't trust him.

You can't trust him.

This is really interesting,

seeing What goes on
in the mind of a mental.

I'm thinking of becoming
a psychiatric nurse.

- You'd meet all sorts.
-Shut up.

Camplyobacter?

Campylobacter.

This is code.

No, it isn't.
It's a strain of bacteria.

Don't you think
it's a bit convenient

that this comes in right now'?

I'm a doctor.

I tend to get faxes
about medical things.

This is about me.

What does it say'?

A local baker
has a bacterial infection

associated with ravv chicken
and bird feces.

I don't see your name
here anywhere.

You're a liar.

I know you're lying.

I want you to tell me
what's really going on here.

PETERSI Hello?

Hello'?

Hello'?

Get rid of him.

Get rid of him.

You don't think
he might find it suspicious

that I'm strapped to a chair'?

Probably.

DOC MARTIN: I'm with a patient!
Out in a minute!

Ah.

Mr. Peters.

How nice to see you again.

Look, Ellingham,
you've forced my hand.

I'm going to recommend
your removal.

Fine. Fine.

Um, just send me the relevant
papers, and I'll be off.

This could have been avoided
if you'd agreed to the course.

I'd love to go on the course.

Really?

Yeah.
Uh, yeah, a-a-absolutely.

Count me in.

Well, I'll sign you up, then.

I'm your man.

It's two Weeks, you know?
People skills.

Sounds super.

I will be checking
your attendance.

Thank you.

Well...

- Thank you.
-No, thank you.

Lock it! Lock it!

Come on.

Okay, sit down.

All right, um, Jonathan,
let's, uh, put the knife down.

Doc.

Things seem muddled for you now,

but, uh, you're amongst friends.

I'll sit down.

Yeah, I think that would be
a really good idea.

Just...

I keep getting these headaches,

and they're just
burning into me right there.

I got them checked out,
but it didn't show anything.

Headaches or migraine?

I read an article last year
about the correlation

of migraines
and, uh, bipolar disorder.

Yeah, migraines, headaches --
I don't know the difference.

All I know is
it really, really hurts.

With a migraine, you get
blurred vision and nausea

and a sensitivity to light.

Yeah, but is it caused by radio
waves being beamed into my head?

- Hit him!
-JONATHANI Get Off me!

Jonathan!

No, um, I didn't, uh --
I...

I didn't do that.
They made me do it.

Don't do that.
You'll severe an artery.

-it really hurts.
-You'll bleed to death.

I'm the worse friend ever!

Just, um...

Fix him!
Fix him. I'll pay.

I'm tied to a chair!

Right.

All right,
sit -- sit -- sit there.

Oh, no, no.
No, don't, please.

Please g-- give me something
for the pain.

All right.
Now be quiet.

Aah!

Good.

It hasn't severed the artery.

You all right, there, Doc'?

DOC MARTINI I'm fine.
Hold that.

- Can I have the knife'?
-No, you can't.

Fine.

Fine.
Is it still really hurting'?

It's a bit sore, yeah.

DOC MARTIN:
Stop moving your arm.

Martin!

Put that down.

Why are you leaving guns
lie about?

- What's the matter with you'?
-Shut up.

Aah!

How did you get in'?
The front door is looked.

I came in through the kitchen.

Right.
Well, that makes more sense.

Okay, 12:00. 12:00.

We need to, um -- We need to get
to the boat at 12:00.

- Um...
-You're on your own.

What'? No, no, we -- we need to
go and get the package.

Jonathan,
I'm not going anywhere.

Okay.

Right.

I'll go.

Yeah, I'll go.

And, um, you need to tell me
where to get the boat.

Um, and then
I'll go down there...

No, because then I'll be out
there and you'll all be here,

and you'll just call the police.

Okay, we need to get someone
else to go and get the boat.

You Won't do it, so, um...

You.

You can do it.
You're going.

I can't work a boat.

He's from London.

Can I just point out that
you're automatically assuming

that a Woman
isn't up to the job'?

Fine.

You do it.

I'm probably not strong enough.

AL: Pauline!
I know you're in there!

Pauline!

I know you're in there!
I just want to talk!

I don't care how long
I have to wait.

You're gonna talk to me.

Go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Is that real, is it'?

Through there.

Come on.

Come on.

What's going on'?

I know.

You can go.

Go where?

You need to get a boat
and pick something up at 12:00.

I can't get a boat, mate.
I-I-I'm just a plumber.

Our Mr. Crozier's suffering
a psychotic breakdown.

What does that mean'?

It means he's mad.
Just do as he says.

Either you do it,

or I make a colander
out of...

reception chick.

- What's a colander?
-it's a type of sieve, Al.

It's bigger than a sieve.

Aah!

My dad's got a boat.

I want to go home.

Okay, tell him.
Tell him.

Three miles up the coast.

Nelson's Point.
Do you know it'?

Yeah.

A Spanish trawler about half
a mile from Nelson's Point.

Tell them Terry sent you.

Say, "Terry me manda
a por el paquete."

All right, yeah.
Okay.

Say it --
Terry me manda a por el paquete.

Terry me manda a por --

DOC MARTINI No.

Uh, it's, "Terry me manda
a por la paquete."

No, no.
It's "a por e! paquete."

Seriously!

Ticktock!
Ticktock! Ticktock! Ticktock!

Come on.

Come on!

He'll be all right, Won't he'?

Course he will.

What is all this about, Dad'?

Jonathan, will you please take
a couple of your pills'?

What is in the package'?

Drugs.

Oh, Dad.

You wouldn't want to be putting
this stuff up your nose.

It isn't drugs.

It's explosives.

Oh, that's much better.

We're bank robbers.

It isn't a bank.
It's a warehouse.

It has a safe in it.

Wait.

You sent Al
to pick up explosives?

All right'?

Uh, Terry me -- me manda por...

Uh, Terry me manda...

Uh, Terry Glasson sent me.

Ten mucho cuidado.

Got it.

Con cuidado.

All right, yeah.

I don't speak Spanish, mate.

You there!
What do you think --

Ugh! Aah!

Oh, God.

Surgery-

Yeah, it's me.

You got the package'?

Yeah, I got it.
Yeah.

Is Pauline okay?

Pauline is fine.
Pauline's great.

Who's Pauline?

Al, careful with the package.

Shh.

Okay, bring it back here.

Let me speak to the doc.
Someone's been hurt.

No, no, no. You need
to bring it back here now.

Look, someone's fallen off the
cliff near Pulver's Cove, yeah?

Al, for God's sake,
bring the bloody package!

- Shh.
-Shh!

Look, you'll get your package.

If you let me speak
to the doctor.

All right.

It's for you.
No, wait.

No funny stuff.

Okay? No code.

All right.
Hold on.

He said someone's
fallen off a cliff.

- And?
-He says, "And?"

He can hear me.

N'?

Well, I think
he's hurt badly, Doc.

I mean, I can't see him moving.

- Well, call the Coastguard.
-No Coastguard.

No Coastguard!

Why not?

Well, they'll see
the explosives.

The doc can go down there.

I don't know.

The doctor can treat
his patient,

and we can get ahold
of the package.

Right.

Um, okay.
Uh, plumber boy'?

We're coming there.

All right, everybody.
Come on.

Let's go. We're leaving.
We're leaving now.

I said we're leaving!
Come on! Are you deaf'?!

Oh!

Yeah.
Dad, it's me.

No, the flowers didn't work.

Uh, listen.

I'm gonna need some help.

Ted?

Got one. Yeah.

Be all right now.

Ellingham!

Ellingham!

Quickly! Over here!

- The -- The baker fell!
-Where is he'?

That bloody fool!
He was trying to steal the eggs!

I must say I expected
something better of a local man.

Okay, okay, hold on!
Hold on! Hold on!

Bloody hell.
That's my gun.

What's going on'?

Hi. Name's Jonathan.

Okay.
Okay, where are the explosives?

What explosives?

How do you know
about the explosives?!

Colonel, has the baker
lost consciousness?

The baker'? The colonel?

Do these people have no names?!

What's going on here'?!

AL: Doc!

Come on.

What is so important
about the baker'?

Okay, come on.

Come on!

Down there, down there,
down there.

Doc, I think he's having a fit!

Cushion his head!
He may be hemorrhaging!

- Aah!
_Oh= my God!

This is the baker
they sent you the fax about?

It's causing pressure
on his brain.

Somethings pressing
into his brain?

In all probability, yeah.

Well, you've got
to get down there, man!

No.

The baker.

He's in charge
of this whole thing.

Everything has to get
coordinated through him.

Quite.

Yeah, yeah, that's why it's been
so strong down here.

He's got a transmitter chip
in his brain,

and he's been using it
to send signals into my head.

This chap's
absolutely bloody barking.

Okay, we've got to, um --

We've got to neutralize the
transmitter chip in his brain.

DOC MARTIN: We need to get
some sort of pulley system

to get the baker up here.

You're going down.

You're gonna go down there,

and you're gonna take
the transmitter chip

out of his head.

Right now.

Hello!

Doctor.

My -- My lad
said you'll be needing this.

Bert, have you got a drill'?

Hold tight, Doc!
That's it.

Okay.
Mind your back.

All right!

Hang her out now!
That's good!

Let the rope keep going.

Till it gets tight.

Right, Doc'?

You ready?

Keep going!

Just let it all out!

LOUISA:
It's only another few feet!

That's the end of the cable!

Hold on!

Come on.

LOUISA: Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh, God.

Not looking good, Doc.

I think he's on his Way out.

That's your diagnosis, is it'?

Yeah.

What's he doing up here, anyway?
Eh?

Uh, stealing chough eggs --

Hold this, Al --

and contracting
a bacterial infection

from bird feces.

He'll be all right, though,
will he'?

His, uh, optic nerve is swollen

due to the increased
intercranial pressure.

Which means that your first
diagnosis could vvell be right --

He's not gonna make it.

Unless...

Hang on a minute.

I need to relieve the pressure

on his brain.

How you gonna do that'?

Uh, Doo, uh...How do you know
if you've drilled far enough'?

His eyes will open.

PAULINE: There.

LOUISA:
Just Watch him.

BERT:
Don't touch his head.

Give me that bag.

Give it.

Oh, come on.
Get off!

- give me that back.
-No.

Pauline, call an ambulance.

Tell them to expect a man
with an intercranial bleed

treated successfully
by emergency trepanation.

Accompanied by
a really annoying man

who needs sectioning
under the Mental Health Act.

Me'?

Uh, I-I'll...

N'?

Uh, Ellingham, I'll --

You lock those explosives
in the boot of my car

before somebody gets blown up.

Explosives?

Oh, come on.
You carried them up a cliff.

You'll survive the trip
to the car.

Okay, I'll -- I'll take
that now, thank you.

What?
No, you Won't.

Al, lock that up, too.

Yeah.

Uh, uh, uh...

Colonel.

I'm not going to put up
with this, you know?

DOC MARTIN:
Don't be ridiculous.

You plainly
aren't remotely in control.

Oh.

Oh.
It's the chip.

Thank you. Sir.

LOUISA: We got an ordinary car
here quite easily,

so you should be all right.

Yes, the both of them. Two.
Yeah.

Yeah, but I-l Wouldn't put
the both of them in the same --

That's right. Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you.

On their Way.

Oh.
Uh, thank you.

Martin.

Um...

Yeah.
Yeah, I should...

- Action man.
No.

Yeah. Totally.

Climbing up the cliff
and all that.

- you okay?
-Yeah. Shaking stopped.

Don't think I'll be setting foot
outside the house again.

Well, Portvvenn, anyway.
Not for a while.

I don't know. I think
you're onto something there.

It's a big world out there.

What'? You know
I'd always come back to you.

Don't you'? Huh'?

- I do love you.
-AL: How's he doing, Doc'?

DOC MARTIN:
He seems to be stabilized.

AL: Is he always gonna have
a hole in his head'?

DOC MARTINI Sit down.

I'd better go.

Dad?

Bye.

So, uh...

I'm gonna take off, then, folks.

Where did you get that bag from'?

I just got the crovvbar
from the big plumber man's van

and
pried your car door open.

So thanks for that.
Here it is.

I feel, uh...

- Ugh!
-Thanks for All your help.

Give that -- Give that back.

- No.
-give it back to me.

Shut up!

Excuse me.