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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,956 --> 00:00:10,425 About two thousand years ago in the time of Cleopatra, queen of Egypt... 2 00:00:10,551 --> 00:00:14,814 The Egyptians talked like this: 3 00:00:53,478 --> 00:00:56,821 This language was rather difficult to understand. 4 00:00:56,947 --> 00:01:00,918 So the film you are about to see has been dubbed into English. However ... 5 00:01:01,044 --> 00:01:04,972 due to the fact that dubbing techniques had not been perfected in this period ... 6 00:01:05,097 --> 00:01:09,236 you may notice that the movement of lips is not always synchronised exactly ... 7 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:13,457 with the words being spoken. 8 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:19,936 And now after this interesting and instructive prologue, ... 9 00:06:04,543 --> 00:06:08,681 ...and as for the saying that we Egyptians, who are the descended from the great... 10 00:06:08,765 --> 00:06:12,986 Gods, have built things proudly... Well it's a disgrace, it's a shame, ... 11 00:06:13,071 --> 00:06:18,254 it's absurd, ridiculous and its just plain silly and there's nothing else ... 12 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:24,565 to add unless it's to say that your stable is infamous, oh Caesar! 13 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:28,411 But you really do have to face the facts oh Queen, that Egypt is decadent. 14 00:06:28,787 --> 00:06:33,259 My people have built the pyramids, the tower of Souls and the temples, the Obelix! 15 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:39,236 A long time ago I might add. - Enough! 16 00:06:39,779 --> 00:06:43,918 I Cleopatra, will prove my people aren't decadent! In exactly three months ... 17 00:06:44,001 --> 00:06:48,139 I will have a magnificent palace built for you, here in Alexandria. 18 00:06:48,557 --> 00:06:52,612 Very well then. If you win your bet I will admit the ... 19 00:06:52,737 --> 00:06:56,875 Egyptian people are still powerful. 20 00:06:59,258 --> 00:07:04,775 She's a nice girl but her nose is easily put out of joint, it's a pretty nose too. 21 00:07:12,591 --> 00:07:16,228 Edephus! I have summoned you because you're the best architect in Alexandria, ... 22 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,572 not that that is saying very much, your building crumble. 23 00:07:19,697 --> 00:07:22,958 They are the laughing stock for those that don't live in them. 24 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:28,601 Well you see, actually what I like to build is pyramids. 25 00:07:28,726 --> 00:07:32,363 Silence! you have three months to make good, you are to build a ... 26 00:07:32,488 --> 00:07:35,498 magnificent palace here in Alexandria for Julius Caesar. 27 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:39,844 What three months? - If you succeed I'll cover you ... 28 00:07:39,928 --> 00:07:43,982 with gold, if not, I will have you thrown to the crocodiles. Go! 29 00:07:44,108 --> 00:07:49,249 Three months! Well I need someone who can work magic to help me do that. 30 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:56,605 A magician, oh I got it, I know the very man! 31 00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:32,678 I'm training him to carry the menhirs - In the meantime what about a boar? 32 00:08:56,419 --> 00:09:01,477 Where do I find the Druid, Getafix? - Up that tree, under the mistletoe. 33 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:05,824 Getafix! 34 00:09:06,493 --> 00:09:10,548 What a pleasant surprise! 35 00:09:18,406 --> 00:09:23,422 Meet my dear old friend Edephus, he's an Architect from Alexandria. 36 00:09:25,051 --> 00:09:30,485 Well I've been told to build a palace for Caesar within three months, and ... 37 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:36,045 if I don't, Cleopatra will throw me to the crocodiles. 38 00:09:36,170 --> 00:09:39,347 Are crocodiles good to eat Asterix? - Be quiet! 39 00:09:39,472 --> 00:09:44,196 And if you won't help me, I'll never get it done. 40 00:09:44,321 --> 00:09:49,253 Now you mustn't cry Edephus, I'm coming back to Egypt with you. 41 00:09:53,349 --> 00:09:56,275 By yourself? Do you mean it? 42 00:09:56,442 --> 00:09:59,536 We're off on a long sea voyage Dogmatix. - You're not going to take him along! 43 00:09:59,619 --> 00:10:02,838 Why not mister Asterix? - Because he's far too small for such ... 44 00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:06,474 a long journey Mr. Obelix, so you go and pack. 45 00:10:06,641 --> 00:10:11,907 Oh sure, I'm just an extra to fill in, non one ever listens to me. 46 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:18,889 My friends, the best of luck to you and I hope the sky never falls on your heads. 47 00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:24,490 I will now sing a for you a little farewell tune. 48 00:10:24,656 --> 00:10:27,708 Oh no! 49 00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:36,318 Philistine! 50 00:10:49,151 --> 00:10:53,539 That was me barking, woof woof. Can't I even bark now? 51 00:10:53,832 --> 00:10:57,887 All right you idiot, let Dogmatix out of the bag. 52 00:11:11,094 --> 00:11:16,236 Weight anchor now, send the bags up - Hoist the bags up 53 00:11:27,605 --> 00:11:32,746 In Egypt we'll have to contend with a lot of difficulties and ... 54 00:11:32,872 --> 00:11:37,010 there's always the danger of meeting pirates. 55 00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:41,148 We'll look after the pirates, won't we? - Oh sure. 56 00:11:42,444 --> 00:11:45,537 Ship to starboard! 57 00:11:51,138 --> 00:11:56,070 The pirates! The pirates! 58 00:12:10,993 --> 00:12:17,178 Yoohoo, yoohoo wait for us we are coming, yoohoo! 59 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:31,474 Right then me hearties, don't loose your nerve. We'll comer them, we'll cut ... 60 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:36,740 their throats, we'll have their guts, we will throw them in, sink the lot of them. 61 00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:43,260 Same old drill as usual, wait till a I give the word then board them. 62 00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:49,572 Come on board them! - Did you say board us? 63 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,790 I'll be right with you. 64 00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:28,738 I hope I didn't keep you waiting. 65 00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:32,040 That's not fair. 66 00:13:32,207 --> 00:13:34,213 Did you say board us? 67 00:13:47,673 --> 00:13:49,929 Did you say board us? 68 00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:07,318 Obelix, come on. 69 00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:16,054 Come on let's go. - Right Asterix, but there's still one ... 70 00:14:16,179 --> 00:14:22,365 pirate left up there! - No, no! 71 00:14:29,763 --> 00:14:34,906 You say board us? -Same old drill as usual boy! 72 00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:43,014 And one fine night after a long calm voyage, unbroken by further incident ... 73 00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:48,238 the ship approaches the end of its peaceful voyage. 74 00:14:49,576 --> 00:14:52,628 What's that light on the horizon? 75 00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:56,933 That's the tower of Pharaoh, it guides ship into the harbour, ... 76 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:59,608 we'll be in Alexandria tomorrow. 77 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:04,498 A tower for guiding ships in? They're crazy these Egyptians. 78 00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:37,227 Cleopatra' s bath! - Queen Cleopatra's bath! 79 00:15:39,401 --> 00:15:42,451 Queen Cleopatra's bath! 80 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:06,862 Bring Cleopatra's soap! - Bring Cleopatra's soap! 81 00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:11,669 Bring Cleopatra's soap! 82 00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:41,638 Bring Cleopatra's lion! - Bring Cleopatra's lion! 83 00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:44,063 Bring Cleopatra's lion! 84 00:18:38,006 --> 00:18:43,148 Oh my Queen, this are my friends from Gaul, a powerful magician and ... 85 00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:47,578 two brave warriors, who have come to help me in my task. 86 00:18:47,745 --> 00:18:50,253 Well get going, you really don't have much time. 87 00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:58,571 If you succeed there will be gold for all, if not you'll be thrown to the crocodiles. 88 00:18:58,779 --> 00:19:02,918 And by the way, I warn you that your rival Ardefus isn't please that I chose you ... 89 00:19:03,002 --> 00:19:07,600 and not him to build the palace and he's jealous. If you want to know what I think ... 90 00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:11,570 he'd love to see you wind up inside... - A Crocodile 91 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,539 That is right. Now go! 92 00:19:14,747 --> 00:19:18,467 She's bad tempered but what a pretty nose. - Yes very pretty. 93 00:19:18,676 --> 00:19:21,602 Now I'll take you to my place. 94 00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:29,334 That's my work there. I designed that one too. 95 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,309 And that is another one of mine. 96 00:19:41,164 --> 00:19:44,257 That was one mine too. 97 00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:50,318 And this is my house. - I might have guessed it. 98 00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:05,282 The door is jammed, it's the dampness. - I'll just give you a little hand. 99 00:20:05,449 --> 00:20:07,372 No Obelix! 100 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,098 Oh don't scold him the wood is still too dry. 101 00:20:15,272 --> 00:20:18,364 Welcome to my house. 102 00:20:33,371 --> 00:20:36,463 Come this way please. 103 00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:39,013 Coming Obelix. 104 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,189 And this is where I work. 105 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:15,252 Master, the architect Ardefus demand to see you. 106 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:20,561 My rival, show him in. - I'll come straight to the point, ... 107 00:21:20,686 --> 00:21:25,828 let us build Caesar's palace together. If we succeed then we divide the gold ... 108 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:32,140 between us, if not, you can be food for the crocodiles by yourself, after all ... 109 00:21:32,265 --> 00:21:38,450 there wouldn't be any need to give them two when one will do nicely. 110 00:21:38,577 --> 00:21:43,718 I refuse, you are a cruel, two-faced schemer that's what you are. 111 00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:50,155 Now get out of my home! -You'll be sorry for this, you wait, ... 112 00:21:50,322 --> 00:21:56,508 and I'll see you later in an alligator! 113 00:22:11,681 --> 00:22:15,401 I'll take you to the building site. - Yes do Edephus, It should be ... 114 00:22:15,526 --> 00:22:18,619 interesting to see where you work. 115 00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,545 Dogmatix! 116 00:23:03,762 --> 00:23:08,444 Are they slaves? - Oh no, those are free workers. 117 00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:11,453 They are crazy these Egyptians. 118 00:23:36,699 --> 00:23:40,754 This is lunch hour, come and see the plans for the palace. 119 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:43,888 Why aren't those two stopping? - They are getting a little overtime. 120 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:52,876 Here are the plans, I designed them. - I recognise your style. 121 00:24:09,971 --> 00:24:15,112 Good people, don't let that wretched architect Edephus exploit you. 122 00:24:15,238 --> 00:24:20,379 You have eaten too much and you are paid too little, stop work now! 123 00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:25,646 Take action against such as exploiter, leave him in the lurch. 124 00:24:25,771 --> 00:24:29,993 Go on strike, go back home! 125 00:24:55,448 --> 00:25:00,046 Master the workers have just told me that they refuse to do any more work. 126 00:25:00,171 --> 00:25:03,891 Someone is stirring them up against me. - But who? 127 00:25:04,016 --> 00:25:07,486 Yes, who? - Ardefus, your rival of course. 128 00:25:07,611 --> 00:25:13,755 All this worry makes me feel ill, when the crocodiles get me, I'll be uneatable! 129 00:25:13,881 --> 00:25:20,151 You're eager to make them a good meal. - Of course, they are sacred crocodiles! 130 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,743 After all, they are crazy, these architects! 131 00:25:22,909 --> 00:25:27,048 Let's see what is going on. 132 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:31,437 We refuse to go on working under this condition, the work is too hard. 133 00:25:31,646 --> 00:25:33,944 Right! 134 00:25:34,404 --> 00:25:40,507 They don't want to go on working. 135 00:25:40,716 --> 00:25:44,310 The work is too hard. 136 00:25:44,603 --> 00:25:48,825 Asterix light me a good fire under that cauldron. 137 00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:05,627 No, not for you. You fell in the potion when you were a baby. 138 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:09,599 Give them a little demonstration Asterix. 139 00:26:43,164 --> 00:26:48,305 It works like a charm. - Of course, bring your men along, ... 140 00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:53,321 a little portion of this magic potion will do the trick. 141 00:27:05,902 --> 00:27:08,953 No! 142 00:27:16,351 --> 00:27:19,403 No! 143 00:27:22,453 --> 00:27:25,505 No! 144 00:27:31,189 --> 00:27:35,537 No! - How does he manage to recognise me? 145 00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:44,421 I must do something and fast. Crewcut! 146 00:28:44,630 --> 00:28:50,148 Yes, oh Ardefus my master - I know that Edephus's expecting stone ... 147 00:28:50,231 --> 00:28:56,417 to come down the Nile from the south, that stone must never arrive. 148 00:28:56,710 --> 00:29:00,346 Here is gold, Crewcut for you to settle this business. 149 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:04,861 I hear you and obey you and Ardefus my master. 150 00:29:15,812 --> 00:29:21,664 Take this gold and make sure that the stone doesn't reach its destination. 151 00:29:21,831 --> 00:29:26,052 Done by Osiris. Thrown this stones overboard. 152 00:30:03,295 --> 00:30:08,102 There's non stone left. - This is Ardefus's doing. 153 00:30:08,813 --> 00:30:13,954 No more stone, no palace, no palace, the crocodiles! 154 00:30:14,289 --> 00:30:16,838 Calm down, we'll get your stone for you. 155 00:30:17,005 --> 00:30:20,181 Don't worry, we'll get it back as soon as we can. 156 00:30:20,349 --> 00:30:24,236 I hope, but we've only a month's time left to finish the palace. 157 00:30:24,403 --> 00:30:30,172 They must never come back from their journey alive. I'm counting on you. 158 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:33,307 They won't ever arrive, oh master. 159 00:30:36,817 --> 00:30:39,869 This is slow, too slow 160 00:30:40,329 --> 00:30:43,547 Move all the ships to the back and fasten them together with rope. 161 00:30:43,714 --> 00:30:45,888 That's what I like, a little exercise. 162 00:30:56,045 --> 00:30:59,431 I must say the boy never fails to surprise me. 163 00:31:18,532 --> 00:31:23,673 There's no much beer or boars here. - You have to eat what is put before you. 164 00:31:29,819 --> 00:31:34,960 Beer for Asterix! 165 00:31:58,911 --> 00:32:03,049 Boars and beer for Obelix! 166 00:32:34,773 --> 00:32:38,912 Bones for Dogmatix! 167 00:34:41,799 --> 00:34:46,941 Look here, I've got one hump, I'm a dromedary, not a camel! 168 00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:51,413 Honest I ask you! 169 00:35:21,216 --> 00:35:27,444 Tomorrow we shall go and see the Sphinx and the pyramids, they are worth a visit. 170 00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:32,335 What do you think of that? 171 00:35:36,723 --> 00:35:42,909 Dogmatix, Dogmatix, come here! Come here Dogmatix! 172 00:35:43,202 --> 00:35:46,922 Dogmatix, you leave her alone Dogmatix! 173 00:35:53,442 --> 00:35:57,580 There must be a great view from up there 174 00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:00,799 Dogmatix, you wait here. 175 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:16,097 Obelix! - Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! 176 00:36:22,911 --> 00:36:25,878 We'd better get out of here, come on. 177 00:36:53,131 --> 00:36:58,941 From the top of these pyramids here, twenty centuries look down on you. 178 00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:08,429 There must be a great view from up there. - Obelix you stay here. 179 00:37:08,554 --> 00:37:13,152 Oh pyramids, give me a menhir any day. - Can't you forget Stonehenge? 180 00:37:13,445 --> 00:37:18,711 I wonder if they would let us visit them. - Yes of course, of course, I'm a guide ... 181 00:37:19,129 --> 00:37:25,316 and I can take you noble foreigner tourist for a visit inside the pyramids. 182 00:37:26,737 --> 00:37:29,788 In that case we accept with pleasure. 183 00:37:32,087 --> 00:37:35,347 Follow the guide. 184 00:37:35,891 --> 00:37:40,029 This is no place for a nice little dog, wait for me here, Dogmatix, ... 185 00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:45,254 and if you're good you'll get a nice bone. 186 00:37:57,919 --> 00:38:01,764 Absolutely fascinating, these pyramids. 187 00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:27,972 Dark blue sky told me, noble strangers, without me you would never get out ... 188 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:33,323 of this labyrinth alive. 189 00:38:35,955 --> 00:38:42,142 Come along in here, this room boasts some magnificent hieroglyphics. 190 00:38:45,486 --> 00:38:50,627 You will never get out of here noble strangers. 191 00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:55,727 This room will be you tomb. 192 00:38:59,990 --> 00:39:04,128 Very interesting these old carvings. - Yes, but our first concern is to find ... 193 00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:06,469 our way out of here. 194 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:09,269 Non of this would never have happened inside a menhir. 195 00:39:09,437 --> 00:39:14,578 All things considered, Obelix for the very first time, I'm going to give you ... 196 00:39:14,703 --> 00:39:20,889 some of the magic potion. 197 00:39:24,149 --> 00:39:30,336 Honest? I'm going to have some magic potion! La la la! 198 00:39:40,535 --> 00:39:46,721 I'm glad I came inside this pyramid. - Obelix, after you. 199 00:39:48,895 --> 00:39:51,945 Can I have a little bit more? 200 00:40:03,816 --> 00:40:05,822 Well are you coming? 201 00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:16,691 Very interesting, these mazes. 202 00:40:18,738 --> 00:40:22,333 How about that door there? - Can I have a little bit more? 203 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:26,638 No Obelix! No! - It's just isn't fair! I hardly had time 204 00:40:26,722 --> 00:40:30,860 to taste it and now he won't give me any more, it's not fair! 205 00:40:41,268 --> 00:40:44,905 I'm afraid that guide was right, it's just possible we won't get out alive. 206 00:40:48,499 --> 00:40:53,055 I'm sorry for poor Edephus, without us he won't have his palace finished in time. 207 00:40:53,223 --> 00:40:58,364 I'm sorry for Dogmatix that's outside! - Dogmatix! 208 00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:07,475 Dogmatix has tracked us down here thanks to his nose, so he can find the way out. 209 00:41:10,862 --> 00:41:14,247 You'll get two big bones. 210 00:41:22,941 --> 00:41:25,992 You'll get lots and lots of bones. 211 00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:35,439 Sometimes I think he understands everything I say to him. 212 00:41:35,606 --> 00:41:36,985 Follow the guide. 213 00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:59,933 It's magic! You're all wizards. 214 00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:15,691 It's magic, they're all magician, they managed to get out of the Great Pyramid. 215 00:42:15,817 --> 00:42:19,955 Those Gauls are really fantastic, even so they still haven't reached ... 216 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:24,176 Alexandria, they still have to get back up the Nile, we must stop them somehow. 217 00:42:28,566 --> 00:42:33,707 I know just the men you need master. It's a bold gang of pirates who lost ... 218 00:42:33,832 --> 00:42:37,970 their ship on high seas when they got on the wrong tack. 219 00:42:38,095 --> 00:42:42,150 Send them to me. - They are here master! 220 00:42:44,783 --> 00:42:49,925 I'll give you a boat and you will sail this boat down the Nile. Somewhere ... 221 00:42:50,050 --> 00:42:55,191 you'll meet a fleet of ships carrying, stone if those ships fail to reach ... 222 00:42:55,316 --> 00:43:01,503 Alexandria, you will get gold, lots of gold! Now look you, you board ... 223 00:43:01,795 --> 00:43:07,982 them, cut their throats, have their guts you do them in and then sink them. 224 00:43:08,901 --> 00:43:13,624 Same old drill as usual boy. 225 00:43:23,990 --> 00:43:29,717 These cruises are such a bore. I'm bored Asterix! 226 00:43:32,977 --> 00:43:36,488 I have the impression that there's going to be some fun soon, Obelix. 227 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:41,337 There's a fleet of ships carrying stone dead head. 228 00:43:41,545 --> 00:43:44,973 Right then me hearties, don't loose your nerve. 229 00:43:45,099 --> 00:43:48,484 It's full of Gauls! Full of Gauls! 230 00:43:48,567 --> 00:43:53,918 Full of Gauls? Full speed astern let's get out of here, about turn! 231 00:43:57,805 --> 00:44:01,943 Obelix, here's something to help you pass the time, there are pirates up head. 232 00:44:02,153 --> 00:44:06,291 Real pirates? Oh goodies, goodies. 233 00:44:11,515 --> 00:44:16,949 Yoohoo wait for me! 234 00:44:17,116 --> 00:44:22,257 Faster boys, faster! 235 00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:40,231 Well I think we can get on with our journey now Obelix. 236 00:44:40,398 --> 00:44:45,455 Ah a bite, I'm not eating that fish. 237 00:44:52,937 --> 00:44:58,831 Well, we are on the wrong tack again. 238 00:44:59,416 --> 00:45:03,972 You know they are beginning to get me down a little those Gauls. 239 00:45:05,393 --> 00:45:11,580 Very well, if that's how it is, I have an idea, a great idea. 240 00:45:11,747 --> 00:45:17,933 You have an idea master? - Right, a piece of cake, follow me. 241 00:45:27,297 --> 00:45:33,482 Pestilential pastry. poisonous pancake. 242 00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:36,158 Yes! -Murderous bangers! 243 00:45:36,325 --> 00:45:38,624 Not bad. - Viper's venom topped with cream 244 00:45:38,749 --> 00:45:41,759 Good! - Cyanide custard pie. 245 00:45:41,884 --> 00:45:46,022 Great! - Special ice arsenic. 246 00:45:46,105 --> 00:45:48,864 Oh yes! 247 00:47:58,816 --> 00:48:03,581 A present for you oh Queen! - Bring it in. 248 00:48:09,182 --> 00:48:13,738 The three Gauls sent this cake as a gift to the Queen of the Queens. 249 00:48:13,906 --> 00:48:19,967 How sweet of them, you may thank them in the name of Cleopatra. 250 00:48:20,259 --> 00:48:22,391 My taster, send for my taster. 251 00:48:22,516 --> 00:48:25,191 Coming! Coming! 252 00:48:25,484 --> 00:48:30,082 Taste, tester. - With pleasure my Queen. 253 00:48:35,892 --> 00:48:42,078 Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! 254 00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:46,760 Finally my friends, you are back at last. 255 00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:51,441 And we bought you plenty of stone enough for you to finish the palace. 256 00:48:52,193 --> 00:48:55,286 Gauls, I arrest you in the name of the Queen! 257 00:48:55,453 --> 00:48:59,591 Shall I smash them one? - No, Obelix you can't, let us see ... 258 00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:02,183 what is going to happen next. 259 00:49:03,353 --> 00:49:08,202 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. 260 00:49:08,704 --> 00:49:12,466 Gauls you were trying to poison me with that cake, weren't you? 261 00:49:12,591 --> 00:49:15,601 Cake? What cake Queen? - Throw them into the dungeon ... 262 00:49:15,726 --> 00:49:18,568 until I have decided on their fate. 263 00:49:19,822 --> 00:49:24,963 There's not a moment to loose, lets drink this antidote. 264 00:49:25,674 --> 00:49:29,813 This potion will neutralise the effects of the poison. 265 00:49:30,021 --> 00:49:35,622 They are just giving the royal crocodiles their appetisers. 266 00:49:35,747 --> 00:49:39,259 Step aside, we are coming out! 267 00:50:04,213 --> 00:50:08,518 May we come in? - Guards, guards seize those three men. 268 00:50:10,733 --> 00:50:16,919 Gauls from far, sworn to destroy my power, I shall show you how a Queen can die. 269 00:50:17,045 --> 00:50:23,231 Now is the fatal hour, see how a Queen can die, here I come, Osiris! 270 00:50:23,984 --> 00:50:26,073 Gosh, she's a good actress. 271 00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:29,543 No, no, calm down, we simply want to know what we're being charged with? 272 00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:32,635 What you're charged with? With that! 273 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:38,613 Looks like a very good cake. - Obelix, will you find me a cake knife? 274 00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:44,381 May I? Now cut three pieces of this cake. 275 00:50:51,362 --> 00:50:53,493 Three pieces I said! 276 00:50:53,661 --> 00:50:57,464 That's right, three! - Greedy pig! 277 00:51:04,988 --> 00:51:10,170 I call that an excellent cake, my Queen, what was so special about it? 278 00:51:10,422 --> 00:51:15,604 Just ask my taster. - Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! 279 00:51:16,023 --> 00:51:22,208 Ah lets see, he's just got a little touch of indigestion, that's all it is. 280 00:51:26,013 --> 00:51:32,199 Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! That's much better I'm hungry! 281 00:51:32,449 --> 00:51:37,591 I've treated you unjustly, Oh Gauls, I will set you all free, you may go! 282 00:51:37,883 --> 00:51:42,021 Someone must have wanted to hurt us. 283 00:51:42,105 --> 00:51:44,863 Yes but who? - Ardefus. 284 00:51:45,031 --> 00:51:47,580 You mean Edephus's rival? - Who else? 285 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:51,426 Suppose we pay him a little visit. - That's just what I was going to suggest. 286 00:51:52,805 --> 00:51:56,023 Where does Ardefus live please? - Ardefus? That way! 287 00:51:56,316 --> 00:52:00,036 Here is to our victory Crewcut. 288 00:52:00,162 --> 00:52:04,049 The time has come for us to drink to success. 289 00:53:04,699 --> 00:53:10,885 Since you wanted to work on the palace, we are going to give you your chance. 290 00:53:18,702 --> 00:53:24,051 The construction of the palace is going well, You will have it finished on time. 291 00:53:24,511 --> 00:53:26,978 Cleopatra is going to be very pleased. 292 00:53:27,145 --> 00:53:31,199 Very pleased. The palace is nearly built Caesar and you know I think I'm ... 293 00:53:31,325 --> 00:53:33,833 going to win that bet Julius. 294 00:53:33,958 --> 00:53:37,302 Delighted to hear it, oh my Queen, simply delighted. 295 00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:44,659 I'm shall loose face with Cleopatra. i was told that her architect Edephus ... 296 00:53:44,784 --> 00:53:49,090 was only a nit wit, something odd is going on here, go and find my spy. 297 00:53:53,353 --> 00:53:56,990 Here I am. Here I am. - Come nearer. 298 00:53:57,156 --> 00:54:00,625 Go and see what's going on in Edephus building site. 299 00:54:00,751 --> 00:54:04,722 I want to know why the work is getting on so fast. 300 00:54:05,098 --> 00:54:10,532 Quite a job, hey. 301 00:55:12,185 --> 00:55:17,409 Three Gauls? An old druid, a cunning little one and a fat oaf? 302 00:55:17,661 --> 00:55:23,847 Asterix, Obelix and Getafix, those three men can perform any kind of miracle. 303 00:55:24,306 --> 00:55:27,400 I must act now! 304 00:55:27,567 --> 00:55:32,123 Send for my Egyptian mercenaries and quick! 305 00:55:35,593 --> 00:55:41,778 Hail Caesar, those that are to serve you at reduced rates, salute you. 306 00:55:43,701 --> 00:55:49,553 You 're to get onto Edephus's building site, without anyone seeing. Then you ... 307 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:55,906 are to knock over the cauldron of magic potion, and you're to get hold of that ... 308 00:55:56,032 --> 00:56:01,968 Gaulish druid, a bag of gold if you are successful. Get moving, by Jupiter! 309 00:56:02,134 --> 00:56:08,320 We are moving oh Caesar, by Osiris. 310 00:56:25,584 --> 00:56:30,097 I'll see about that cauldron, you two take care of the druid. 311 00:56:30,515 --> 00:56:33,985 We get it brother! - Okay brother! 312 00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:44,811 If that potion is all that it's supposed to be, I won't be sharing that bag of gold. 313 00:57:09,973 --> 00:57:14,906 Hey look at that, who are you and where is our druid Getafix gone? 314 00:57:19,085 --> 00:57:23,057 Julius Caesar sent us to capture your famous druid. 315 00:57:23,349 --> 00:57:27,905 But our big brother has double-crossed us to get all the reward for himself. 316 00:57:28,115 --> 00:57:34,300 Without the magic potion, without Getafix we are lost, the sacred crocodiles will... 317 00:57:35,262 --> 00:57:40,863 Lets go and get our druids back. - All right Asterix. 318 00:57:43,162 --> 00:57:48,429 Dogmatix I'm leaving you here to guard the building site, watch out. 319 00:57:54,363 --> 00:57:59,296 One of the mercenaries is back, Caesar! - Send him in. 320 00:58:00,090 --> 00:58:03,351 Mission accomplished oh Caesar! 321 00:58:03,476 --> 00:58:09,578 You have deserved well Caesar mercenary here is the reward I promised you. 322 00:58:09,746 --> 00:58:15,179 Have this troublesome druid locked up, I want him thrown into the dungeon. 323 00:58:16,935 --> 00:58:23,121 I'm the hottest, I'm the richest, I'm the... 324 00:58:26,131 --> 00:58:29,600 Where is our druid? - Caesar has had him shut up in the ... 325 00:58:29,726 --> 00:58:32,818 dungeon of the palace, please don't beat me anymore. 326 00:58:36,037 --> 00:58:38,712 Coming Obelix. - Yes Asterix. 327 00:58:39,924 --> 00:58:46,110 It's big brother. Big brother, junior and I want a word with you. 328 00:58:48,451 --> 00:58:51,879 I only hope we'll be able to find our poor old druid. 329 00:58:52,046 --> 00:58:57,647 All these old dungeons are the same. It's just as easy to get in as it is to get out. 330 00:58:58,190 --> 00:59:01,534 Halt, you can't come in. - So we can. 331 00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:06,801 May I Obelix, if you don't mind. 332 00:59:12,444 --> 00:59:15,495 Asterix, Obelix! 333 00:59:19,424 --> 00:59:23,562 Step aside, we're coming out. - Oh no, you're not coming out. 334 00:59:23,645 --> 00:59:26,529 - Oh yes we are. 335 00:59:32,173 --> 00:59:36,060 You meant, you're coming out. 336 00:59:58,338 --> 01:00:03,480 What? The druid have escaped from prison? Those Gauls will soon find out ... 337 01:00:03,606 --> 01:00:08,747 what it means to brave Caesar' anger! Tomorrow when they waken I will have ... 338 01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:16,061 a little surprise waiting for them, and I think you will like it! 339 01:00:40,681 --> 01:00:45,947 Master, the building site is deserted, none of the workers have come to work. 340 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,922 What's going on? What's happened now? 341 01:00:58,194 --> 01:01:03,336 In the name of Caesar, we hear some Gaulish troublemaker are hiding on this... 342 01:01:03,461 --> 01:01:09,020 building site. we order them to surrender, if they don't we shall attack, by Jupiter! 343 01:01:09,229 --> 01:01:14,956 We don't want to fight, but if we have t o, we've got the men and the stones! 344 01:01:15,123 --> 01:01:17,380 You'll be sorry for this. By Mercury! 345 01:01:17,547 --> 01:01:23,064 What are we going to do, by ourselves? - We build our fortifications by Felenos. 346 01:01:23,232 --> 01:01:26,325 You're quite right, my ben salaam. 347 01:01:26,492 --> 01:01:30,546 Do you think we might go home now by any job? 348 01:02:24,091 --> 01:02:26,097 To the attack! 349 01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:03,548 Return to the battle! - Join the army, re-enlist the masses. 350 01:03:03,716 --> 01:03:08,857 They are back again! 351 01:03:36,026 --> 01:03:38,408 To the attack! 352 01:03:38,534 --> 01:03:42,003 See the world, the man said. 353 01:03:56,508 --> 01:03:59,810 To the attack! - He's nut! 354 01:03:59,935 --> 01:04:02,234 You're off your head! - No kidding. 355 01:04:02,359 --> 01:04:06,414 If that's the way it's going to be, we'll have to bombard them. 356 01:04:18,870 --> 01:04:24,554 Hey look, they've got guided missiles. If they miss I'll be surprised. 357 01:04:24,679 --> 01:04:26,686 Fire! 358 01:04:38,013 --> 01:04:42,862 My palace! They are breaking up my palace! 359 01:04:42,987 --> 01:04:48,129 We ought to let Cleopatra know, she is the only one who can get ... 360 01:04:48,254 --> 01:04:52,392 Caesar to stop this attack! - Good idea, I'll write Her a letter. 361 01:04:53,395 --> 01:04:58,579 And Dogmatix will deliver it for you. Dogmatix? But he's much too small. 362 01:04:58,704 --> 01:05:02,759 Dogmatix is not too small. - Obelix don't be pig headed, ... 363 01:05:02,884 --> 01:05:06,645 Dogmatix can not deliver that message. - Yes he can! Mr. Asterix does ... 364 01:05:06,771 --> 01:05:09,069 everything, Mr. Asterix has to be the boss! 365 01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:11,202 You know what Mr. Asterix has to say? 366 01:05:11,327 --> 01:05:15,465 No just what does Mr. Asterix has to say? - Here is the message, but how are ... 367 01:05:15,633 --> 01:05:19,686 we going to get it to Cleopatra? We are being besieged. 368 01:05:19,938 --> 01:05:23,574 Oh you had better ask Mr. Asterix, he's boss. 369 01:05:23,866 --> 01:05:28,088 Now, now Obelix, don't be cross I was only teasing. 370 01:05:28,172 --> 01:05:29,635 My dog is no good. 371 01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,397 Dogmatix will deliver the message, and I'll deliver Dogmatix. 372 01:05:33,857 --> 01:05:37,493 Watch out, one of the Gauls is breaking out. 373 01:05:45,225 --> 01:05:49,113 He went the same way he came. - He was only passing through. 374 01:06:05,248 --> 01:06:10,389 Oh Gauls from a far, sworn to destroy my power, I will show you how ... 375 01:06:10,514 --> 01:06:13,565 a Queen...can die, now is the great love... 376 01:06:13,691 --> 01:06:18,832 No, no, my dog has brought a message for you. 377 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:23,513 Oh isn't he sweet? Someone bring a bone for the dear little dog. 378 01:06:24,182 --> 01:06:29,156 This will never do. By Osiris, Julius Caesar isn't play fair. 379 01:06:29,282 --> 01:06:33,252 Right oh Gaul, I will take care of this. 380 01:06:33,420 --> 01:06:37,474 Watch out! One of Gaul is breaking in. 381 01:06:43,201 --> 01:06:47,506 There you go Obelix, Dogmatix is back. He carried out his mission perfectly! 382 01:06:47,589 --> 01:06:50,013 Oh you see, I was right? 383 01:06:55,029 --> 01:06:58,708 Let's hope Cleopatra acts quickly, those Romans meddlers are demolishing ... 384 01:06:58,833 --> 01:07:01,508 the whole palace! 385 01:07:01,591 --> 01:07:05,479 You see Caesar, even if we don't capture those three Gauls, it comes to the ... 386 01:07:05,604 --> 01:07:09,576 same thing, the whole palace will be destroyed. 387 01:07:09,701 --> 01:07:12,083 Good excellent! 388 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:15,928 Hail Caesar, there is someone who wants a word with you, there. 389 01:07:34,613 --> 01:07:39,754 Oh my Queen, what a happy chance. -That will do! When I heard what was... 390 01:07:39,879 --> 01:07:44,017 happening I hurried out at once. I didn't even stop to change my dress. 391 01:07:44,143 --> 01:07:49,075 When you make a bet you're supposed to play it fair and I had every right to... 392 01:07:49,242 --> 01:07:53,548 call the Gauls, and I'll prove to you that my Egyptians can still build a beautiful... 393 01:07:53,631 --> 01:07:58,856 palaces, and I insist that the Roman leave the builders alone and let me tell you... 394 01:07:59,023 --> 01:08:05,210 Yes, yes, all right I apologise. - Well I should hope so, let's go home. 395 01:08:18,417 --> 01:08:23,559 Well, what do we do now Caesar? - We lift the siege, you idiot. 396 01:08:45,838 --> 01:08:51,104 Look, the Romans are lifting the siege! - Victory by Tutatis! 397 01:08:51,271 --> 01:08:54,573 Goodies, goodies! - And it's all thanks to Dogmatix! 398 01:08:54,741 --> 01:08:56,747 Now then, back to work. 399 01:08:59,381 --> 01:09:03,519 Sure enough the work gets going again and at considerable speed, ... 400 01:09:03,602 --> 01:09:07,447 since you will remember when architects did not finish the job on time ... 401 01:09:07,572 --> 01:09:12,715 they were thrown to the crocodiles, a good old custom sadly neglected today. 402 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,890 At last one fine morning... 403 01:09:16,727 --> 01:09:21,241 Oh my Queen the palace is ready for you! - You have kept you word Edephus, ... 404 01:09:21,366 --> 01:09:26,382 I Cleopatra will keep mine. By Osiris cover him with gold! 405 01:09:55,516 --> 01:10:01,702 Oh My Queen! The loveliest of Queens! I have lost my bet and now I yield 406 01:10:01,953 --> 01:10:05,046 the victory to you, yours is the honour of cutting this ribbon Cleopatra. 407 01:10:19,049 --> 01:10:24,190 I know how much i owe you Gauls, and you have earned my heart felt ... 408 01:10:24,315 --> 01:10:29,206 gratitude, I will have you sent home to Gauls on my own state galley. 409 01:10:29,414 --> 01:10:32,716 It was nothing Cleopatra, it was nothing, goodbye now. 410 01:10:32,968 --> 01:10:35,810 Say, will there be any boars on this galley of yours? 411 01:10:35,935 --> 01:10:39,530 Obelix! - Why does he have to keep ... 412 01:10:39,655 --> 01:10:43,793 telling me off all the time? This state galleys might be all very but if there ... 413 01:10:43,878 --> 01:10:46,092 aren't any boars it's hardly worth making all fuss over! 414 01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:05,821 Everyone is eating, everyone is drinking, everyone is joyful and ... 415 01:11:05,947 --> 01:11:11,088 celebrating and the happy ending of this story. 416 01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:14,014 Everyone is drinking? Everyone is eating? Everyone? 417 01:11:14,265 --> 01:11:16,773 Well, nearly everyone. 418 01:11:28,058 --> 01:11:33,199 And when spring comes ... 419 01:11:33,366 --> 01:11:38,215 Cleopatra's magnificent ship approches the coast of Gauls where the little village... 420 01:11:38,341 --> 01:11:43,482 welcomes its heroes with its usual enthusiasm and feasting. 36949

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