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[Velma] Previously on
Velma...
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Hey, buddy. Remember this?
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I was serious when I said
I wanted to catch up.
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You owe me.
And lives are at stake.
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It takes rigorous screening
before I let anyone in here.
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I haven't even reached out
to those poor girls
Victoria Jones put in jars,
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even though I'm sure
they're dying.
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[both] What?
The Brains are dying.
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It's just that
after that failed seance,
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I don't feel like I'm a witch
or a popular girl.
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I don't know who I am. [yelps]
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Hold on. What if you went
to the Brains in my body?
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[screams]
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[sighs]
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[Velma] We all struggle
with self-doubt.
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Velma, can you find
the dong removing
serial killer already?
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We're all scared
but Sophie's fear might
embarrass me to death.
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Oh. Forgive me for protecting
the things I love.
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Now go, go, go!
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[Velma] But my inability
to solve this case
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was starting to make my dream
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of growing up to solve
mysteries in the big city
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feel like a joke.
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Worse, nothing makes
your dreams feel farther away
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than a small town
high school career day.
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Ugh.
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And sure, my parents support me
following my dreams,
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but they haven't exactly
led by example.
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Ah, high school. Where I let
one detention mishap
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end my dream
of being a good person.
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-Surrounded by good friends.
-Huh.
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[Velma] What I needed
was one person
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who had actually
achieved their dreams
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to show me what it takes.
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Vote for sheriff today.
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It's our dream to win.
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Their dream?
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The seminal reality show
The Amazing Race.
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But becoming Sheriff
will keep us off
anti-depressants!
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Mmm. Velma, I need to
drive your father home.
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Watch the booth
and find something
to clean up this grease.
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[Velma] Time to accept that
for people like me,
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maybe dreams don't come true.
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Velma. Whoa!
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My grandma's alive.
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She faked her death
to follow her dream
of completing her work,
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and now her brain
is in Daphne
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so we can save Brenda,
Christa, and Lola.
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The honor is all yours.
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What?
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[theme music playing]
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So you're Dr. Edna Perdue,
but in Daphne's body?
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But you sound just like Daphne.
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[Daphne's voice]
Because I have
her vocal chords.
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But to me...
[in Dr. Perdue's voice]
I sound like myself.
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As a neurologist,
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believe me when I say this,
the brain is weird.
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Which is why Daphne
put her brain in a jar.
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To figure out who she is.
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I mean, good for her for going
on a journey of self-discovery.
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But is it safe?
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Is it safe?
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The only thing unsafe
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is all the fun
I'm having in her body.
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[grunts]
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Wow. I can't believe
I'm in the presence
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of a pioneering
female scientist.
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How did you achieve your dream?
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Which deodorant ad
made you believe
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that you could do anything?
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Hey, sorry to interrupt,
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but we have to save the Brains.
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Lola just posted this.
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Save them from what?
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Getting screen grabbed
and dropped in some creep's
spank bank?
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'Cause Lola's looking good.
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No. The Brains
sink in their jars
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as they use up the nutrients.
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Though silver lining,
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if they die, I'll be able
to dissect them! [grunts]
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Stop! The Brains are friends,
not science experiments.
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I know you're not
this heartless,
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and I'm going to prove it.
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Norville, you texted that
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I have to meet the most
important person in my life.
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Which is... Daphne?
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Yes. Daphne, is there something
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you'd like to say
to your daughter--
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I mean our principal?
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Blythe?
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I mean,
I don't have time for this.
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It's Principal Rogers
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and I don't have time
for this either.
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I have to get back
to the career fair.
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The students are almost
desperate enough
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to consider teaching!
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Damn. That was your daughter
you haven't seen in 30 years.
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You really are that heartless.
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I'm not heartless.
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It's just that feelings
create distractions.
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And you must eliminate those
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in order to be great
and achieve your dreams.
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Just like how this discussion
has distracted us
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from saving the Brains.
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[gasps] You're right.
Norville, get The Brains
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and meet us
in Mr. S's classroom
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or they're as good as dead!
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Not that us go-getters care,
right, Dr. P?
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Your pandering is wasting time.
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Yes, of course.
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[Dr. Perdue grunts]
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[Daphne] Uh...
Why aren't you putting me
in the spa room?
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I am Dr. Perdue's
personal guest,
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not some rube
with a Mother's Day
gift certificate.
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Oh, our computers
measure your brain waves
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to predict the best environment
in which to center yourself,
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and they placed you
on top of this cage
in the nature room.
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[Daphne] Wait! So the computer
must think
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I'm a popular girl
and not a witch!
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No one loves posing with cute,
endangered animals
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more than popular girls!
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Oh, God!
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Hello? Father O'Rourke?
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I... I wanna return this stuff
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from when Catholicism
was my thing!
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Father O, you in here?
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[woman] Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
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Will you hear my confession?
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Oh, I'm not... Uh...
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Actually, what else
do I have going on?
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Sure. What's up?
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[Dr. Perdue grunts]
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Yes, just as I expected.
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Mr. S was trying
to recreate my research
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and has almost
everything I need
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to mix The Brains' solution!
Oh, and snacks!
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Don't be gentle.
This body is only a rental!
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But how would he know
what went in the brain solution
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without your journals?
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He was hot,
so there's an upper limit
on his intelligence.
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Project SCOOBI still had
some of my research
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when they shuttered their labs
on Fort Crystal.
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Mr. S must have
somehow found it there.
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[gasps] My dad's friend Don
is in the Army!
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I could ask him if he knows
anything about Project SCOOBI
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and if it has something to do
with the murders!
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He'd never tell you
something so sensitive, Velma.
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This is the military.
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[Lola] Wait! What do you mean
we're going to die?
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I told you
to tell them nothing, Norville!
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Stir this.
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You were supposed
to just knock them out!
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You can't do that!
This isn't the CIA in the '50s!
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People deserve to know
what's happening to them!
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Daphne! The new polls are out,
your moms are sure to win...
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Hold up, your whole aura's off.
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Meh. I don't feel you
judging me at all.
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Something is very wrong here,
I'm calling your moms...
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[groans]
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Tell me that's not easier.
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[Brenda] What the hell
is happening?
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Relax, you're not going to die.
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This vial contained
crystalized glutamine.
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It can keep brains
alive in jars indefinitely.
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As soon as the new solution
is mixed
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and put in your jars,
you'll be fine.
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Uh, is this supposed to happen?
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[laughs] So your sin is anger?
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Is that even a sin?
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Feels weird for a religion
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where everyone's always
so pissed off. [chuckles]
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[woman] Right?
But it's a problem!
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My mean coworkers never told me
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when there were bagels
in the kitchen
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so I'd get there last.
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And now I freak out every time
I smell pumpernickel.
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Oh, totally!
I can't smell pennies
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without thinking of how
Mother paid the servants
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and then I get furious
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wondering if maybe
she was a bad person.
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[woman] You are too funny.
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So, this is crazy,
but can I get your number?
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Oh. Uh... Sure.
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It's 555-0111,
like in a TV show
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so I remember it easily.
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But, just real quick,
how old are you?
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Hello? You there?
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[sighs]
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Velma! What have you done?
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-I don't know.
-Can't you make more?
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Or, like, just add some water
like an empty shampoo bottle?
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No, that was the last
of my glutamine.
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And it takes weeks
to synthesize.
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Unless... Velma, I developed
crystallized glutamine
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in the Project SCOOBI labs
on Fort Crystal...
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And if some of your research
is still there,
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maybe there's glutamine
on the base as well!
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Yes. And I can draw you a map
of exactly where to look.
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Okay. But if I'm caught
stealing from Fort Crystal,
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I could be sent to prison.
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Great detectives
don't get caught, Velma.
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Now, do you have what it takes
to achieve your dream or not?
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[pants]
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-[tires screech]
-Fred, watch out
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-[groans]
-Velma! I need your advice.
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Advice? It better be
more urgent
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than my internal bleeding.
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It is! I met a woman,
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but the circumstances
are unique.
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Daphne's a few months
older than you, right?
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How do you navigate
the pitfalls
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of dating an older woman?
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Fred, I don't have
time for this.
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[sniffs] Mother?
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[sniffs]
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Pennies. [growls]
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Hey, Dad.
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So the career fair
got me thinking
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my dreams will never come true
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and maybe it's time
to consider joining the Army.
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Really? You know you'll have
to wake up early, right?
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I do. So I'm kind of
on the fence about it.
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But maybe if Don could get me
a tour of the base,
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I could see
what the Army is all about.
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A tour? I don't know.
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Don's been ghosting me.
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If I send him another text,
it's really gonna tip
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the friendship
power balance in his direction.
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But if I enlist,
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you won't have to pay
for college.
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I'm texting him as we speak.
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-[phone chimes]
-We're in.
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[Krista] I can't die.
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I'm supposed to be
the face of a brain teaser app.
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And you will be.
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I have complete faith in Velma.
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Wait. Do you really?
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Oh, God, no.
These turkeys are cooked.
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I just can't deal
with the whining.
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And when brains in jars
are dying,
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whining is the final stage
before drama.
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What? I told you about
that brain teaser job
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because I'd already booked it,
you backstabbing bitch!
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-[gasps]
-Melodrama.
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[Lola] You guys are tearing
this friend group apart!
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And ruining
our shared birthday!
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-[gasps]
-And as death becomes eminent,
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the final stage. Being boring.
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00:09:28,198 --> 00:09:30,367
[Lola] Okay,
now that that's settled,
250
00:09:30,408 --> 00:09:32,702
who wants to hear about
my dream from last night?
251
00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:34,496
-[gasps]
-Yikes!
252
00:09:34,537 --> 00:09:37,040
Pro move,
leave and focus on yourself.
253
00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:39,626
If what you do in life
is impressive enough,
254
00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:42,087
everyone will love
and respect you forever.
255
00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:43,213
Forever?
256
00:09:43,295 --> 00:09:45,173
All I care about
is making my friends happy
257
00:09:45,215 --> 00:09:47,133
with what little time
they have left.
258
00:09:47,217 --> 00:09:50,220
Hey, so while Velma will
totally pull this off,
259
00:09:50,261 --> 00:09:51,888
are there any, like,
bucket list items
260
00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:53,473
you maybe wanna bang out
just in case.
261
00:09:53,556 --> 00:09:56,101
[Lola] Well, we have always
wanted to start a band.
262
00:09:56,184 --> 00:09:59,562
I mean, we already have
the infighting down pat.
263
00:09:59,604 --> 00:10:01,064
Great. Let's go.
264
00:10:01,147 --> 00:10:02,899
[Lola] Dr. Purdue,
are you coming?
265
00:10:02,982 --> 00:10:05,735
As if.
You guys still have a chance.
266
00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,404
She's already dead.
267
00:10:08,947 --> 00:10:11,616
[gasps] What happened?
Who are you?
268
00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,742
[groans]
269
00:10:15,203 --> 00:10:16,955
[Aman] Now don't do anything
that would embarrass me.
270
00:10:17,038 --> 00:10:18,373
Don's not only an old friend,
271
00:10:18,415 --> 00:10:20,583
he hires me to do legal work
for the military.
272
00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,001
Remember when we created
that fungus
273
00:10:22,085 --> 00:10:23,753
that turned a bunch of people
into zombies?
274
00:10:23,795 --> 00:10:26,381
-No.
-Exactly.
275
00:10:26,423 --> 00:10:28,091
-[gasps]
-Get out of the car.
276
00:10:28,133 --> 00:10:30,427
Oh, God.
I somehow blew this too.
277
00:10:30,468 --> 00:10:32,804
Not you. Blondie.
278
00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:35,098
Hey, guys.
279
00:10:37,225 --> 00:10:39,686
I was waiting for Velma
to give me relationship advice,
280
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,104
but the smell
of Mr. Dinkley's pennies
281
00:10:41,146 --> 00:10:42,856
got me so upset
thinking about Mother,
282
00:10:42,939 --> 00:10:44,607
I shut down
and just went to sleep.
283
00:10:44,649 --> 00:10:47,027
Well, it's your lucky day, son!
284
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:49,070
Normally, I'd tie you up
and throw you
285
00:10:49,112 --> 00:10:52,032
in one of our secret prisons
that "do not exist,"
286
00:10:52,115 --> 00:10:53,700
but I wanna make
a good impression
287
00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:54,993
on our VIP here.
288
00:10:55,076 --> 00:10:57,912
VIP? Do you mean
Very Important Person
289
00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,290
or my fanfic Velma in Paris?
290
00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:01,666
Important Person.
291
00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,127
The Army has an image problem.
292
00:11:04,169 --> 00:11:06,755
And enlisting a smart
young woman like you
293
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,173
will make high schoolers think
294
00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,467
"Hell, maybe
I should enlist too!"
295
00:11:10,508 --> 00:11:11,843
What? That sucks.
296
00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:14,888
I mean, I need some more intel
before I commit.
297
00:11:14,971 --> 00:11:16,890
Maybe a tour.
Learn a fun marching rhyme
298
00:11:16,973 --> 00:11:18,933
-about cheating wives.
-Wonderful.
299
00:11:18,975 --> 00:11:20,393
And Fred can stay too.
300
00:11:20,477 --> 00:11:22,979
The Army can always use
handsome ones like him
301
00:11:23,021 --> 00:11:24,898
to take the fall
at public hearings.
302
00:11:24,981 --> 00:11:26,649
I want to see the 'copters.
303
00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:27,817
[sighs]
304
00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:31,071
They want to perform
at Career Day?
305
00:11:31,154 --> 00:11:34,157
The whole point is to make kids
give up their dreams.
306
00:11:34,199 --> 00:11:35,408
[sighs] But fine.
307
00:11:35,492 --> 00:11:36,826
[Lola] Thank you.
308
00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,828
Wait. We might have a problem.
309
00:11:40,705 --> 00:11:42,248
Dang it. Why does everything
310
00:11:42,332 --> 00:11:44,376
on my bucket list
require hands?
311
00:11:44,459 --> 00:11:48,170
Actually, by placing additional
electrode pads on your lobes
312
00:11:48,213 --> 00:11:50,215
and running them straight
into the instruments,
313
00:11:50,298 --> 00:11:53,343
you can play
using simple neural pulses.
314
00:11:53,385 --> 00:11:56,054
Wow. [chuckles]
That is eerie.
315
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:59,015
You just sounded
exactly like my mom.
316
00:11:59,057 --> 00:12:00,517
And that's a good thing, right?
317
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,560
Because she was a brilliant
black female scientist
318
00:12:02,644 --> 00:12:05,021
who consistently defied
the barriers of her time
319
00:12:05,063 --> 00:12:06,731
and you admired her
deeply for it.
320
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:07,732
Yes.
321
00:12:07,816 --> 00:12:09,943
Oh. How interesting.
322
00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,696
-And no.
-Excuse me?
323
00:12:12,737 --> 00:12:14,322
So, Velma, where to first?
324
00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:17,033
Ever touch
a LGM-30G Minuteman III
325
00:12:17,075 --> 00:12:19,452
intercontinental
ballistic missile? It's fun.
326
00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:22,122
Oh, just show me
where they experiment on aliens
327
00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:25,417
and I don't know,
maybe weapons facility "DELTA."
328
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,086
[laughs] Got to love
a sense of humor.
329
00:12:28,169 --> 00:12:31,297
I'm told. Historically,
the military hates them.
330
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:32,424
Hey, what's that?
331
00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:34,426
It's the one thing
that can save The Brains
332
00:12:34,509 --> 00:12:36,720
and help me impress
an old lady I just met.
333
00:12:36,803 --> 00:12:38,638
-So shush.
-I will if you help me.
334
00:12:38,722 --> 00:12:41,474
You're not the only one
trying to impress
an old lady they just met.
335
00:12:41,558 --> 00:12:42,809
Wait. This woman is old?
336
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,352
-How old?
-Unclear.
337
00:12:44,394 --> 00:12:46,855
But given her voice,
I'd be lying
338
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,316
if I said she didn't own
multiple pill organizers.
339
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,360
Fred!
340
00:12:52,402 --> 00:12:55,321
[Daphne] So does this mean
the computer thinks
I'm a witch?
341
00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:57,866
Do witches like roaches?
Does anyone like roaches?
342
00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,368
Oh, my God.
Does anyone like me?
343
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:03,204
Hey! Stop bullying
that little guy.
344
00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:04,414
Let him eat.
345
00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:07,042
Leave him alone!
346
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:10,837
Oh, you just picked a fight
with the wrong brain.
347
00:13:12,797 --> 00:13:13,965
If I survive this,
348
00:13:14,049 --> 00:13:16,926
it'll be a really useful
icebreaker.
349
00:13:18,136 --> 00:13:20,138
Ha! Gotcha, suckers.
350
00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,932
You can survive the apocalypse,
but not Daphne Blake!
351
00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:24,976
Maybe I'm not popular
or a witch.
352
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,437
Maybe I'm a hero.
353
00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,691
Wait.
What's going on here?
354
00:13:31,775 --> 00:13:33,943
Stop! I should be your queen!
355
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,945
Unless this is
a Bastille Day sitch!
356
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:38,281
Oh, God. [screams]
357
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,619
Huh. This is weirdly fun.
358
00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,579
[chuckles] Yeah, it is.
359
00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:45,830
If you enlist today,
360
00:13:45,914 --> 00:13:47,457
I'll let you hit it
with a hammer.
361
00:13:47,540 --> 00:13:50,627
How about that?
No bigger rush in the world.
362
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,545
Knock, knock. Who's there?
363
00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:54,798
Armageddon. Armageddon who?
364
00:13:54,881 --> 00:13:56,174
Armageddon excited
365
00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,385
hitting this missile
with a hammer.
366
00:13:58,468 --> 00:13:59,844
[chuckles]
367
00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:01,179
-[alarm blaring]
-[all gasp]
368
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:03,932
Oh-oh.
Let me just turn the alarm off.
369
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:05,600
Huh.
370
00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:07,936
I must have left
my key card in the office.
371
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:11,231
Let's, uh, run and get it
in under 15 seconds.
372
00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:16,319
[buzzer beeps]
373
00:14:21,491 --> 00:14:23,535
Jackpot.
I am a great detective.
374
00:14:23,618 --> 00:14:25,286
["Flintstones" theme
ringtone playing]
375
00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:27,122
Fred, what are you
doing in here?
376
00:14:27,163 --> 00:14:28,998
It's her. What do I...
What do I say?
377
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,500
I... I know it's weird
and sudden,
378
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,085
but this is the first time
I've felt something
379
00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:34,379
in the thin, pointy hole
left by mother.
380
00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:36,339
Okay. But she called
before texting.
381
00:14:36,423 --> 00:14:38,049
So she either
lives in a nursing home
382
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,926
or is scamming you
because you're rich.
383
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,262
[Don] Velma, where are you?
384
00:14:42,345 --> 00:14:43,471
Run!
385
00:14:43,513 --> 00:14:46,683
Hey, you need to drop
the attitude Daphne.
386
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:48,935
I only let the star athletes
at this school
387
00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:50,395
insult me like that.
388
00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:52,647
[stuttering] Daphne's not
trying to be rude, Mom.
389
00:14:52,689 --> 00:14:55,066
Right, Daphne, who only
goes by the name Daphne?
390
00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:57,986
Sorry. My point is,
I'm sure my moms
391
00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:00,697
are very busy
with their meaningless jobs
392
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,198
But I still love
and respect them
393
00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:04,242
because I know that their goals
take precedence
394
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:06,036
over my emotional well-being.
395
00:15:06,119 --> 00:15:08,038
Oh, I will always
love my mother.
396
00:15:08,079 --> 00:15:09,831
Yes, of course you will.
397
00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:12,083
But I will never respect her.
398
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:13,835
Sure, her job was important,
399
00:15:13,877 --> 00:15:16,546
but that's still no excuse
for never being around.
400
00:15:16,629 --> 00:15:20,675
So, no, I can't respect her.
Ever.
401
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:23,178
Yeah? Well, you ain't shit.
402
00:15:23,219 --> 00:15:25,180
[Norville and Blythe gasp]
403
00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:27,807
Crap, Don hammered
another missile!
404
00:15:27,891 --> 00:15:29,934
[gasps] Come on, Fred. Now.
405
00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,065
[both panting]
406
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:36,483
[dogs barking]
407
00:15:36,566 --> 00:15:37,942
Oh, no. Dogs.
408
00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:43,615
[dogs whining]
409
00:15:43,698 --> 00:15:45,533
Ah. They're afraid
of the missile.
410
00:15:45,575 --> 00:15:46,534
Thank you, missile.
411
00:15:48,536 --> 00:15:49,454
[buzzer beeps]
412
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,626
Room 1969. There.
413
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:00,674
What?
This is just a supply closet.
414
00:16:00,757 --> 00:16:02,258
The glutamine isn't here.
415
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,094
I'm texting Norville.
Maybe we're in the wrong spot.
416
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:05,428
-[gasps]
-[yelps]
417
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:08,264
Fred, turn off the light!
418
00:16:08,348 --> 00:16:10,225
Or if it's your bright-ass
teeth, shut your mouth
419
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:13,019
-It's not.
-My teeth are much brighter.
420
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,439
It's coming from the AC vent.
421
00:16:16,481 --> 00:16:18,108
-Hoist me up!
-[grunts]
422
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:20,944
[gasps] Oh, my God!
423
00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:22,946
Project SCOOBI is back up
and running
424
00:16:22,987 --> 00:16:24,614
and they have
three dead bodies.
425
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:26,658
[cell phone ringing]
426
00:16:26,741 --> 00:16:28,451
Turn that off!!
427
00:16:28,493 --> 00:16:30,620
[Don] Freeze.
428
00:16:30,704 --> 00:16:34,290
Hello everyone, we have
some unfortunate news.
429
00:16:34,374 --> 00:16:36,960
Our daughter Daphne
has been suspended.
430
00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:38,002
[all] Aw!
431
00:16:38,086 --> 00:16:40,088
And now for the good news.
432
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,298
We're still so far up
in the exit polls,
433
00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:45,301
-it doesn't even matter.
-[all cheering]
434
00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:47,387
Velma just texted.
She couldn't find
the glutamine.
435
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,638
The Brains are as good as dead.
436
00:16:48,722 --> 00:16:51,558
And soon
you'll join them, Norville.
437
00:16:51,641 --> 00:16:52,726
[screams] Grandma!
438
00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:54,853
I'm hallucinating!
I need your snacks.
439
00:16:54,936 --> 00:16:57,188
Ugh. But that's my last one.
440
00:16:58,481 --> 00:17:00,191
Oh. What the hell
is wrong with me?
441
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:03,194
You're hallucinating
and I only care about myself.
442
00:17:03,278 --> 00:17:05,822
You're right, Norville.
I am selfish.
443
00:17:05,863 --> 00:17:09,117
I have more glutamine.
I can save the Brains
444
00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,286
What? Why would you lie
about being out?
445
00:17:11,326 --> 00:17:14,414
I just told you, I'm selfish.
Please pay attention.
446
00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:16,041
The point is,
when I learned
447
00:17:16,123 --> 00:17:18,126
Velma had access to the base,
448
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,960
I let the solution boil over
449
00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:23,089
and manipulated her desire
to be a great detective
450
00:17:23,131 --> 00:17:25,592
to see if Project SCOOBI
had been reactivated.
451
00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:27,927
-What?
-I said there's absolutely
452
00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:31,139
-no way we can lose
this election.
-[all cheering]
453
00:17:33,308 --> 00:17:35,352
Okay. First things first.
454
00:17:35,393 --> 00:17:38,188
Have you had fun today?
[chuckles]
455
00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:40,190
Be sure to tell your friends.
456
00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:42,233
We need those
recruitment numbers up.
457
00:17:42,317 --> 00:17:45,653
And secondly, what the hell
are you doing
458
00:17:45,695 --> 00:17:47,072
in this restricted area?
459
00:17:47,155 --> 00:17:50,033
Project SCOOBI is running
on the other side of this wall,
460
00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:51,201
and there are three bodies.
461
00:17:51,284 --> 00:17:52,744
That's impossible. Velma.
462
00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:55,580
Project SCOOBI has been dead
since the early '90s.
463
00:17:55,663 --> 00:17:57,540
They said the same thing
about rock and roll,
464
00:17:57,624 --> 00:18:00,502
and look at it now!
Sadly limping along!
465
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:07,801
[chuckles] Velma, Velma, Velma,
466
00:18:07,884 --> 00:18:11,596
there's nothing there
but our organ clones
for important people.
467
00:18:13,848 --> 00:18:17,977
What? I swear I just saw
a SCOOBI lab and dead bodies.
468
00:18:18,061 --> 00:18:19,562
Don, I apologize.
469
00:18:19,604 --> 00:18:21,064
And while I know the punishment
470
00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:22,899
for sneaking around a base
is prison,
471
00:18:22,982 --> 00:18:23,942
consider our friendship.
472
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:25,402
Whatever you do with Velma,
473
00:18:25,485 --> 00:18:27,404
please continue to hire me
for your legal woes.
474
00:18:27,445 --> 00:18:28,113
Dad!
475
00:18:28,196 --> 00:18:30,115
Prison? [laughs] Please.
476
00:18:30,198 --> 00:18:31,616
I have much better ways
477
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:34,244
Velma and Fred
can make this up to me...
478
00:18:36,079 --> 00:18:39,874
Is it true the military
accidentally launched
479
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,334
a Minuteman III missile
480
00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:44,713
after an officer hit it
with a small hammer?
481
00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:48,133
I plead the fifth.
The right to arm bears.
482
00:18:48,216 --> 00:18:49,509
[all muttering]
483
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:52,053
I still say Velma got it worse.
484
00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,931
Join the military.
It's a great option for teens.
485
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:58,143
You can go viral
just by going home to your dog.
486
00:18:58,226 --> 00:19:00,437
-[sighs]
-I was in the Army.
487
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,439
I loved it.
Taught me everything I know
488
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:05,775
about discipline, respect,
and tight-ass ponytails.
489
00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:09,237
-Huh?
-Check, one, two. Check
490
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,864
Norville? What are you doing?
491
00:19:10,947 --> 00:19:12,657
Check, one, two. Check.
Check, check, check.
492
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:15,118
Check, one, two,
now check behind you.
493
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,411
Behind you, check.
Check, one, two.
494
00:19:16,453 --> 00:19:17,620
Check behind you.
I am burying a message
495
00:19:17,704 --> 00:19:19,039
in this sound check.
Check, one, two.
496
00:19:19,122 --> 00:19:20,957
One, two, check
497
00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:21,916
-Velma!
-[Velma] Huh?
498
00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:26,004
Hold on! Back up!
499
00:19:26,087 --> 00:19:28,465
You're telling me
your glutamine hunt
was just a ruse
500
00:19:28,506 --> 00:19:31,634
to use me to see
if Project SCOOBI
was back up and running?
501
00:19:31,676 --> 00:19:32,385
You used me!
502
00:19:32,469 --> 00:19:34,554
I'm so sorry, Velma.
503
00:19:34,637 --> 00:19:37,640
Huh. Never said sorry before.
504
00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:40,602
What a weird sounding word.
"So-rry."
505
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:43,938
Hmm. But is Project SCOOBI
back up?
506
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,690
Yes! I mean, I think?
507
00:19:45,774 --> 00:19:47,484
It was there
but then it wasn't.
508
00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,361
Like my respect for you!
509
00:19:49,444 --> 00:19:51,988
To think I let you
make me believe in my dreams.
510
00:19:52,072 --> 00:19:54,699
Velma, I was wrong
to play with your emotions,
511
00:19:54,783 --> 00:19:56,659
but the only thing
that can truly
512
00:19:56,743 --> 00:20:01,081
make you believe in your dreams
is generational wealth. Or you.
513
00:20:01,164 --> 00:20:02,665
Well, that's inspiring.
514
00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:03,500
Let me finish.
515
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:05,502
But it's a double edged sword.
516
00:20:05,585 --> 00:20:08,004
Because unless you have
generational wealth,
517
00:20:08,088 --> 00:20:10,507
it takes so much effort
to achieve your dreams,
518
00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:13,134
the only way to do it
is to become a selfish monster.
519
00:20:13,176 --> 00:20:17,639
Wait. So my choices are failure
to achieve my dreams
or selfish monster?
520
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:21,017
Yes. But I'm learning that
maybe family
521
00:20:21,101 --> 00:20:24,437
can help you find the level
of failure you can live with.
522
00:20:24,521 --> 00:20:26,773
Check. Check. Check.
Check over your shoulder.
523
00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:28,108
My mom is coming. Check.
524
00:20:28,191 --> 00:20:30,402
Now excuse me.
I have to go.
525
00:20:30,485 --> 00:20:33,029
I got suspended,
so Blythe can't know I'm here.
526
00:20:33,113 --> 00:20:37,575
Plus, I have some things
I want to do in this body
before I give it back.
527
00:20:37,659 --> 00:20:39,577
But what about
saving the Brains?
528
00:20:39,661 --> 00:20:41,871
You can mix
the solution, Velma.
529
00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:45,125
I believe in you as much
as I believe in anyone,
530
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:47,252
which isn't much, but still.
531
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:50,588
[grunts and hums]
532
00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:53,008
[grunts]
533
00:20:54,342 --> 00:20:56,678
-Velma!
-No time. Leave me alone!
534
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,221
Okay, Velma, you can do this.
535
00:20:58,263 --> 00:20:59,889
-Huh?
-[Lola] Hey, everyone.
536
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:02,934
Our first tune is called
"Song Number One".
537
00:21:03,018 --> 00:21:06,980
Oh, God! Velma, they can't get
any more boring!
538
00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:08,273
-Hurry!
-I'm trying.
539
00:21:08,356 --> 00:21:09,566
I just need to concentrate.
540
00:21:09,649 --> 00:21:11,109
As long as I can
hear myself think--
541
00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:12,318
[rock 'n' roll music playing]
542
00:21:14,362 --> 00:21:16,406
Wait. This isn't boring at all.
543
00:21:18,158 --> 00:21:20,994
Forgot to mention,
for the last 10 seconds
of their lives,
544
00:21:21,077 --> 00:21:24,039
brains in jars do
something unexpected.
See ya.
545
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:25,040
Oh, no!
546
00:21:29,335 --> 00:21:30,462
[man] Whoo!
547
00:21:32,589 --> 00:21:34,341
-[Lola] We're alive.
-[Krista] We made it!
548
00:21:34,424 --> 00:21:36,801
[Lola] Now I can focus
on my solo album!
549
00:21:40,096 --> 00:21:42,807
[Velma] So if Mr. S was working
for Project SCOOBI,
550
00:21:42,891 --> 00:21:44,601
and there are
three more bodies,
551
00:21:44,642 --> 00:21:47,062
maybe all the victims are
connected to it in some way.
552
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:51,107
It's possible. And if anyone
can figure it out, it's you.
553
00:21:51,149 --> 00:21:53,735
And Norville,
hallucinations that intense
554
00:21:53,777 --> 00:21:55,737
are rarely caused by anxiety.
555
00:21:55,779 --> 00:21:58,823
See if there are any external
sources triggering them.
556
00:21:58,907 --> 00:22:01,659
I will, thanks! And I hope
this is the start of--
557
00:22:01,743 --> 00:22:03,745
Hey, sorry, I don't mean
to cut this short
558
00:22:03,787 --> 00:22:06,664
but my girlfriend's brain
is currently in a jar
559
00:22:06,748 --> 00:22:09,292
and I have to get her
to her moms' victory party.
560
00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:13,129
Of course. [grunts]
561
00:22:13,213 --> 00:22:14,506
[whispers indistinctly]
562
00:22:14,589 --> 00:22:17,550
What do you mean
Daphne's brain is missing?
563
00:22:17,634 --> 00:22:20,345
[grunts] Hey, so, um...
564
00:22:20,428 --> 00:22:22,514
I'm afraid
it will take too long
565
00:22:22,597 --> 00:22:24,432
to do the procedure
at this moment.
566
00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:26,059
Let's just get
to the victory party
567
00:22:26,142 --> 00:22:28,603
so Linda and Donna
don't get suspicious.
568
00:22:28,645 --> 00:22:30,271
[Daphne] Hey, this is not
what I meant
569
00:22:30,313 --> 00:22:32,732
when I checked
"open to new experiences"
on that form.
570
00:22:32,816 --> 00:22:35,610
I tell you, I'm innocent!
And very scared!
571
00:22:35,652 --> 00:22:38,196
-And a tiny bit turned on.
-[cell phone ringing]
572
00:22:38,279 --> 00:22:40,073
Sorry. I have to take this.
573
00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:43,076
Hey, babe, you watching me
on the public access channel
574
00:22:43,159 --> 00:22:45,662
like the old cable TV-having
broad you are?
575
00:22:45,745 --> 00:22:48,498
[woman] Uh-huh. Yes.
So put me on speaker.
576
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,458
I want everyone to hear this.
577
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,794
Uh-oh.
Should I be nervous?
578
00:22:52,836 --> 00:22:55,463
Yes. Because
I'm the serial killer,
579
00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:59,175
-and I will keep killing
until I get what I want.
-[gasps]
580
00:22:59,259 --> 00:23:01,011
[woman laughs maniacally]
581
00:23:03,054 --> 00:23:04,139
[all gasp]
582
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:06,099
-[all clamoring]
-Oh, God! Father O'Rourke!
583
00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:09,561
[theme music playing]
584
00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:18,903
[all applauding]
585
00:23:18,987 --> 00:23:22,073
Okay, everyone,
we have exciting news.
586
00:23:22,157 --> 00:23:26,870
Crystal Cove has just elected
its first dog comptroller!
587
00:23:26,953 --> 00:23:28,455
[all cheering]
588
00:23:28,538 --> 00:23:31,708
Unfortunately, in the wake
of the revelation
589
00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:35,003
that the serial killer
is yet another woman,
590
00:23:35,045 --> 00:23:39,132
Crystal Cove also elected
Merle Cogburn as sheriff.
591
00:23:39,215 --> 00:23:40,550
[all booing]
592
00:23:40,633 --> 00:23:43,011
And yet, while we lost,
593
00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:46,389
we couldn't have done
any of this without you.
594
00:23:46,473 --> 00:23:49,100
You guys are the real losers.
595
00:23:49,184 --> 00:23:50,143
Thanks for nothing.
596
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,897
Mmm. Hmm.
597
00:23:53,938 --> 00:23:55,023
Who are you?
598
00:23:56,191 --> 00:23:58,026
[theme music playing]
599
00:24:24,719 --> 00:24:25,762
[man] Go to bed.
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