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- Okay,
I think we're doing better.
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I think the combination
of having Elvira here
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and by giving out
fact-based Halloween advice
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means that we are nailing
this holiday this year.
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At least half of that's true.
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[Laughter]
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- But now, Darcy,
we're moving into the ancient
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druid part of Halloween,
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and I'm going to be continuing
my Samhain tutorial --
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I know it's "Saa-wn" --
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the Samhain tutorial
by teaching
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our hardcore audience
all the authentic ways to party
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like it's Northern Scotland
1,900 years ago.
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We're going to party
like it's 99.
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- How exactly
are we doing that.
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- We're -- we're doing that
by delving down
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into the mystical meaning
of the holiday.
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- Is that why
you're wearing a hoodie?
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[Laughter]
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It's not a hoodie.
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It's a ceremonial druid robe,
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and the color of the robe
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indicates what class
of druid I am,
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and also all these symbols
on the robe, and then the shoes.
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Most druids never wore shoes,
but these shoes are golden,
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indicating that I am
in the priestly class of druids.
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- Are you kidding?
- What?
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- Those are the same shoes
you wore during "Nosferatu."
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- No, those were Beta Meyer
shoes representing
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the style of dress
in Transylvania
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between the Napoleonic wars
and the revolutions of 1848.
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Those were pimp shoes.
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- These, on the other hand,
are representations of shoes
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worn by druid priests
in the Celtic regions
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of the Cairngorms
in what is today called
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the Highlands of Scotland.
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- So, they also wore pimp shoes
in the highlands of Scotland?
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- They're not pimp shoes.
[Laughter]
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Anyway, I want
to tell you my theory.
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They are so pimp shoes.
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- I want to tell you my theory
about why Halloween
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was a necessary part
of the druid calendar.
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- Does it actually have
anything to do with the movie?
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- Yes, the movie is "Popcorn,"
an neglected gem
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from the early '90s.
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- Yes, I agree,
and I love "Popcorn,"
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but "Popcorn" has nothing to do
with the druid calendar.
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- "Popcorn" is about vengeance
and violence
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and correcting
the sins of the past.
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So, it is about
the druid calendar.
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- I guess.
- Alright.
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- Halloween is like that day
in "The Purge"
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where all crime is legal
so you can even the score
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for all the things
that piss you off.
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- I don't actually think
that's what it's about.
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- Well, let me illustrate
and you will agree with me.
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- Like...
- [Sighs]
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- Alright, alright,
name something
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that's pissed you off recently.
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- Does this get us
to the movie any quicker?
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Yes, it does.
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Name something
that pisses you off.
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- Alright.
There's a man on my flight
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who turned on
his overhead light.
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And...
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- And he's the only person
with his light on.
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- I don't get it.
[Laughter]
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- It was rude.
I couldn't sleep.
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- But he was probably reading.
It's a reading light.
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That's just selfish.
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Selfish to read on the plane?
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- I always read on a plane.
- [Gasps]
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- In fact,
I always turn on that light.
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- Oh, my God,
You're one of those people.
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One of those what people?
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- You ignore everyone
else's needs
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because you need your own light.
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- Darcy, this is
a ridiculous example
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of something
that would piss you off.
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Why does the airline
put the light there
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unless they expect you
to use the light?
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- It should be
for emergencies only.
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Emergencies?
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What emergency requires
a reading light?
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- You don't need a --
- Like, if you drop your phone
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between the seat cushions.
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- What if you just want
to read a book?
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- Nobody reads a book.
[Laughter]
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- I read books
all the time on planes.
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- I cannot believe you're
trying to justify this.
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- Darcy, it's an individual
light, it's just for you.
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If you have a magazine
or a book,
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you can still read
while the lights are off.
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Nobody needs to do that.
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I need to do that!
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- Don't you have a Kindle,
a phone?
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- Yes, and sometimes I have
a magazine or a journal
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or hardcover book.
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- So, it's all about you?
- Well, yeah.
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- It's all about needing
to see the type on the book.
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- No matter how many
people around you
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are annoyed by your light?
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- Darcy, I think it's --
this is so --
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I think it's a fairly
narrowly directed light.
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It just shines on your lap.
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- You can see it everywhere.
- Okay.
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Look, we're can talk about
reading lights later, okay?
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- What does this have to do
with Halloween anyway?
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Well, we got off topic there,
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but according to
the ancient rituals of Samhain,
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you would be able, on the night
of October 31st,
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to take vengeance
on the, I guess, on the person
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using his or her reading light
on the plane.
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- Good, then I'm going to take
vengeance on you.
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Well, it's not October 31st.
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- I can wait.
- Damn, Darcy.
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I'm pretty sure that if we took
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a vote of all the airline
passengers in the world,
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they would say it's okay
to use your reading light.
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- Nope. The only ones
that would say that
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are the ones
who carry magazines around.
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- Exactly.
- Which means nobody but you.
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I would...
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Alright,
I was trying to explain
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the essence
of ancient druidical
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ceremonial spiritual practice
on the night of the year
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that we call Halloween
and the Celts call Samhain,
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which looks like Samhain,
but --
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- You were talking
about the Celts?
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Yes, and the Picts.
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The Picks?
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- Picts.
P-I-C-T-S.
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They -- they worshiped Epona.
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Should we just watch the movie?
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- Epona was
the donkey goddess and --
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- I don't think you've told us
anything useful about Samhain.
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- Donkey goddess? Hello?
[Laughter]
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- How many donkey goddesses
are there?
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One.
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That is fascinating.
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- Alright, which leads me
to our movie tonight.
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Oh, my God. Don't tease us.
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[Laughter]
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- We're going to
settle this later,
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but our movie tonight
is "Popcorn,"
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the sensitive story
of a college film class
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that decides to raise money
for their projects
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by taking over an old theater
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and showing horror movies
from the 1950s
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and reviving the old gimmicks
that William Castle used to do,
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like putting buzzers
on the seats
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and fake electrocuting people.
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The only problem is
there's somebody in the theater
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pulling a
"Phantom of the Opera" type deal
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because he's pissed off
about something
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that happened 15 years ago.
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And so it's time
to start shish kebabing
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undergrads
with a big finale reserved
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for an earnest young
student filmmaker named Maggie,
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played by our second special
guest of the evening,
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- Jill Schoelen.
- Yay!
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- We talked about Jill recently
when we showed "The Stepfather,"
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and she is in the house
at this very moment.
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And anyway, the great thing
about "Popcorn"
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is these movies within the movie
that are being shown
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at the old theater
on the Big Gimmick night,
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some critics have suggested
that the fake '50s movies
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are better than the real
'90s movie, and I might
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- just agree with them.
- [Gasps]
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- One of the greatest
horror flicks
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filmed in Jamaica
in the early '90s,
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actually
the only horror flick
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filmed in Jamaica
in the early '90s,
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but a curio-- it's kind
of a curiosity.
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It was forgotten
for many years
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and then just recently
rediscovered,
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but let's look at those drive
in totals and get started.
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We have 11 dead bodies,
1 haunted theater,
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1 life-mask vat,
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sutured head, skeleton head,
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1 POV knockout punch,
blood vomit,
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green goo vomit,
electrical zombification,
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exploding toilet, gooey French
kiss with face disintegration,
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giant mosquito stinger
through the skull,
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Air Force fighter-plane
mosquito pursuit,
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artificial mosquito
tentacle through the chest,
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mosquito incineration,
mosquito impalement,
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nightmare cam,
fake eurohorror snuff film,
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sacrificial knife
to the heart,
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audience zapping, brilliant
"Police Academy 5" reference,
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gratuitous -- gratuitous
harmonica solo,
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gratuitous Tony Roberts,
gratuitous. Ray Walston,
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gratuitous reggae band,
kung fu, latex fu,
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scimitar fu,
marquee fu,
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jumper cable fu.
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Drive-in Academy
Award nominations
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for Jill Schoelen
as the film girl
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with a nightmare
script for saying,
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"I'm not getting any sleep,
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but it's going to make
a great film."
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Derek Rydall as Mark,
the hunky but clunky boyfriend,
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Bruce Glover as the goofball
electrified man,
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Dee Wallace as the mom
with a secret,
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Tom Villard as Toby,
the ultimate film nerd
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with a flair
for special effects makeup,
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and Freddie Simpson
as Tina the hottie,
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who uses her body
to get straight A's.
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Three stars.
Joe Bob says check it out.
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[Gasps] Only three stars?
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This is "Popcorn," man.
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- And, well,
let's start with that.
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Why is it called "Popcorn?"
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The title doesn't tell you
anything about the movie.
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"Popcorn" is a great title.
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- You're a person who hates
on people who like to read,
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so I don't know if you can --
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- You can read on the phone,
on a laptop,
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- on a tablet.
- Or a book!
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- Lights inside a plane
are supposed to be off at night.
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- This is really something
that you worry about?
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- Yes, I will change
your behavior
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to make you be kind
to more people.
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- By never reading anything
on a plane?
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- By reading in the proper way
in the dark.
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Okay, now, that's crazy.
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- Those are pimp shoes.
[Laughter]
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I'm trying to explain Samhain.
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- Tell us about
the pimps of Samhain.
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♪♪
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- There were no pimps
in Pictish Scotland.
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So, they just wore the shoes?
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- You're really interfering
with my attempts
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to educate the public.
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- Go right ahead,
pimp daddy druid.
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Yuki?
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What are those shoes?
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- Pimp shoes.
- Exactly.
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Now you're getting Yuki in it?
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Damn right.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Liquid dripping]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
248
00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:34,712
♪♪
249
00:09:34,712 --> 00:09:36,472
♪♪
250
00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:37,818
[Clock ticking]
251
00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:41,235
♪♪
252
00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:42,512
[Explosion]
253
00:09:42,512 --> 00:09:49,899
♪♪
254
00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:51,729
♪♪
255
00:09:51,729 --> 00:09:59,806
♪♪
256
00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:02,567
♪♪
257
00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,949
[Clock ticking]
258
00:10:04,949 --> 00:10:06,536
[Groans]
259
00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:09,367
[Birds chirping]
260
00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:17,720
♪♪
261
00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:19,066
♪♪
262
00:10:19,066 --> 00:10:21,931
Sarah!
263
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,900
Sarah!
264
00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:26,936
Sarah!
265
00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:30,699
♪♪
266
00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:32,597
[Whispering] Sarah.
267
00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:40,847
♪♪
268
00:10:40,847 --> 00:10:44,022
♪♪
269
00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:45,092
Sarah.
270
00:10:45,092 --> 00:10:46,369
[Alarm clock ringing]
271
00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:47,785
[Gasps]
272
00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:52,962
[Ringing stops]
273
00:10:52,962 --> 00:10:54,170
[Tape recorder clicks]
274
00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,000
Same dream.
275
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,312
There's smoke.
276
00:10:58,312 --> 00:10:59,589
Someone takes her hand.
277
00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:01,143
She's running.
278
00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:04,077
The same man comes towards her.
279
00:11:05,906 --> 00:11:08,495
- Jay Prescott with somecool morning sounds,
280
00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:09,979
and enjoy it while you can...
[Telephone ringing]
281
00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:11,636
because it's gonna bean unreasonably hot one later
282
00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,052
- in the day in L.
- A,going up to 95 in the Valley,
283
00:11:14,052 --> 00:11:16,158
92 in the Basin and upper 70sin Santa Monica
284
00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:17,331
- and the beaches.
- Hello?
285
00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,057
- And now,appropriately enough...
286
00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:20,093
- Hello?
- ...here's Yvonne Murray
287
00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:22,164
with "Burning Up."
288
00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,200
Hello?
289
00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,824
Ms. Julius?
290
00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:28,273
Sorry, wrong number.
291
00:11:28,273 --> 00:11:32,519
- Remember who the ninth circleof Hell is reserved for.
292
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:34,452
[Line clicks, dial tone plays]
293
00:11:34,452 --> 00:11:35,660
Hmm.
294
00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,179
[Music playing on radio]
295
00:11:37,179 --> 00:11:41,286
♪♪
296
00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:43,047
- Morning!
- Morning.
297
00:11:43,047 --> 00:11:44,358
- So, what do you
want for breakfast?
298
00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,326
I don't have time.
299
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:49,087
I got an early class.
300
00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:53,436
Close-up, um, his eye gleams
like volcanic lava.
301
00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:58,648
Sarah stands transfixed like
a deer in a car's headlights.
302
00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,064
Sarah?
303
00:12:00,064 --> 00:12:02,307
Why did you name
your character Sarah?
304
00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:04,413
I don't know.
305
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:06,829
- More dreams, huh?
- Yep.
306
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,106
I'm not getting any sleep,
307
00:12:08,106 --> 00:12:10,246
but it's gonna make
a great film.
308
00:12:10,246 --> 00:12:13,802
I wonder if Orson Welles dreamt
"Citizen Kane" first.
309
00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:24,157
♪♪
310
00:12:24,157 --> 00:12:30,680
♪♪
311
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,856
We're in a huge cathedral
with gargoyles all over,
312
00:12:33,856 --> 00:12:35,547
mixed with religious icons.
313
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,308
[Indistinct conversations]
314
00:12:37,308 --> 00:12:38,412
Mm!
315
00:12:38,412 --> 00:12:39,551
♪♪
316
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,898
- Mark!
- Mm.
317
00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:41,968
I want you, Maggie,
right now.
318
00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,038
Mark, I can't.
319
00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:44,211
- Come on, let's go back
to my place.
320
00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:45,592
I'm-- I'm dying without you.
321
00:12:45,592 --> 00:12:47,801
- Mark, this is the age
of safe sex, and sex with you
322
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,872
on any level is not safe.
323
00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:51,011
Come on, Maggie.
324
00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:52,702
Why won't you give us
a chance, huh?
325
00:12:52,702 --> 00:12:54,014
I'm crazy about you,
326
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:55,429
but I'm not gonna let you
shine me on forever.
327
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:58,501
- I'm not, I'm just concentrating
on my script right now.
328
00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:00,538
- [Clears throat]
Yeah, right, the script.
329
00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:02,816
- Come on, this is
really important to me.
330
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,922
I just can't let anything
distract me.
331
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:06,337
Okay.
332
00:13:06,337 --> 00:13:07,821
Okay, I see.
333
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,960
I just hope I'm still around
334
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,066
when you decide
to get distracted.
335
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,239
Give me a break.
336
00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:13,827
Ugh.
337
00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,417
[Blows raspberry]
338
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,659
It's cloudy and misty...
339
00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:19,868
[Wheelchair whirring]
340
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,939
- Joannie, ah!
- Bud!
341
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:24,320
- Hey, Bud, it's not
a speedway, you know?
342
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,666
- Sorry.
- Come on, people.
343
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,254
We got good news,
we got bad news,
344
00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:28,428
we got all kinds of news.
345
00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:30,361
- Go ahead, Tina.
- Okay, first,
346
00:13:30,361 --> 00:13:32,466
we lost our
editing space again.
347
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:34,020
Oh, no!
348
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:37,126
- You know, they stick us in the
library, then the biology lab,
349
00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,438
and now the music room.
350
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:39,888
- Yeah, how come it's always
the film department
351
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,337
that gets shafted?
352
00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:43,374
- What do you have to do to be
taken seriously around here?
353
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:46,066
- You gotta learn
how to kick ass, man.
354
00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:47,309
- [Laughs]
- Yeah!
355
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:51,658
Well, we are a novelty item.
356
00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:55,282
Every new department has to make
a splash to get on the map.
357
00:13:55,282 --> 00:13:57,250
And that's the good news
because Toby's come up
358
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,768
with a great idea.
359
00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,736
- Go ahead, Tobe.
- Yeah, Toby!
360
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,393
Here's our new idea.
361
00:14:02,393 --> 00:14:04,671
We do an all-night horrorthon.
362
00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:06,397
- Ugh.
- No, this is a terrific idea.
363
00:14:06,397 --> 00:14:07,916
An all-night horror show.
364
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,055
They're big grossers.
365
00:14:09,055 --> 00:14:11,091
Hey, gang, I got a better idea.
366
00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:13,059
Why don't we put on a play?
367
00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:15,544
We'll convert the old barn
into a theater, huh?
368
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:16,821
Please.
369
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:19,306
- Is there an inherited gene
for obnoxiousness?
370
00:14:19,306 --> 00:14:20,963
[Laughter]
371
00:14:20,963 --> 00:14:22,206
Yeah.
372
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,966
- These are the future writers
and directors
373
00:14:23,966 --> 00:14:25,450
of the American cinema.
374
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,176
- It's the "Police Academy"
syndrome.
375
00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:28,660
Hey, hey!
376
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,697
There's more social relevance
and character development
377
00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:32,319
in "Police Academy 5"
378
00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,288
than in all of Ingmar Bergman's
cinematic smorgasbord.
379
00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:38,601
- Bergman's fleshy ambiguities,
as one critic said of him.
380
00:14:38,601 --> 00:14:40,707
- I believe he did say that.
- No, no, no.
381
00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:42,088
Joannie, how would you know?
382
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,813
Your favorite film is
"Escape from Witch Mountain."
383
00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,677
- Shh!
- Hey, hey, hey, fellas!
384
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,058
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
385
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:48,853
What makes you think people
are gonna pay six bucks
386
00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:50,130
to see some crappy old movie
387
00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,994
they wouldn't even rent
for 99 cents?
388
00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:54,479
- Because you can't see
"Mosquito" at home
389
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,378
in 3-D what's it --
what's it called?
390
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:58,207
- Project-o-Vision.
- Right.
391
00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:01,693
- Nor can you watch "The Stench"
in authentic Odor-o-Scope.
392
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,074
- Aroma-Rama.
- Oh.
393
00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:04,973
- Noseguards given
at the theatre.
394
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,284
- You could use those
in lots of movies.
395
00:15:06,284 --> 00:15:07,320
Right.
396
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,943
Or "The Amazing Electrified Man"
in...
397
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,497
- Shock-o-Scope.
- Wow.
398
00:15:12,497 --> 00:15:14,603
- And that's why they're
gonna pay 10 bucks.
399
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:17,295
- See, every one of these
pictures was originally released
400
00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,021
with some kind
of a promotional gimmick.
401
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,920
- Yeah, which we're gonna
recreate for our audience,
402
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,783
- only with improvements.
- So, on the one hand,
403
00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:24,095
it'll be a total goof.
404
00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:25,476
- And on the other hand,
we're gonna scare
405
00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:26,649
the living shit out of them.
406
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:27,650
[Laughter]
407
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:30,446
So, how do you vote?
408
00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:31,758
- Hmm...
- Hmm...
409
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,243
- Oh, there might be enough money
left over for some of you
410
00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,970
to do your own
little experimental film.
411
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,454
- Bingo!
- I'm in.
412
00:15:38,454 --> 00:15:40,387
Hmm.
413
00:15:40,387 --> 00:15:41,423
Maggie?
414
00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,358
We're voting.
415
00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,600
Yep.
416
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:52,952
♪♪
417
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,263
[Horn honks]
418
00:15:54,263 --> 00:16:00,373
♪♪
419
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:02,996
Welcome to the house of ushers.
420
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,239
Wow.
421
00:16:04,239 --> 00:16:06,241
The old Dreamland theater.
422
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:07,932
It was a live theater
for a long time
423
00:16:07,932 --> 00:16:09,796
before they converted it
to a cinema.
424
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,867
Toby, it's great.
425
00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,489
Yeah, isn't it?
426
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:16,285
Kind of sad we're gonna be
its swan song.
427
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:19,047
They're tearing this place
down in three weeks.
428
00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:21,049
- Three weeks?
Are you crazy?
429
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:23,534
We can't get this festival
ready in three weeks.
430
00:16:23,534 --> 00:16:28,608
- Yes, you can because I am here
to help you.
431
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:32,543
Malcolm Mnesyne at your
disposal, so to speak.
432
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:33,958
Hi, Dr. M.
433
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:36,788
Hello, Tony.
434
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:38,411
I'm Toby.
435
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:41,069
- Yes, yes, of course you are,
dear boy.
436
00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,588
My cargo is outside,
437
00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:46,281
and it will require all of you
to bring it in.
438
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:49,560
I'll be waiting center stage
where I belong.
439
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,389
- Thanks a lot for coming,
Dr. M.
440
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:55,152
Who the hell is this guy?
441
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,775
Dr. M's Movie Memorabilia shop.
442
00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,880
He's got everything we need
for the festival.
443
00:17:02,193 --> 00:17:06,335
- Now, what you see here
are the priceless relics
444
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,820
of a bygone era of showmanship.
445
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:13,860
I refer not to myself, but to
the contents of these crates,
446
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:17,105
which I have stored
and lovingly tended
447
00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,141
since my own youthful days
448
00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:25,354
as manager of a movie palace
very much like the Dreamland.
449
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:29,255
We had theaters in those days,
not like these cine-, omni-,
450
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:32,016
multi-, whatchama-plex
things today
451
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:35,916
with 29 screens
the size of postage stamps.
452
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:37,918
And we had fun.
453
00:17:37,918 --> 00:17:40,956
The ballyhoo, the giveaways,
454
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:42,751
the bullshit.
[Laughter]
455
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:45,271
I could tell you stories.
456
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:50,655
The point is we put the butts
in the seats where they belong,
457
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:53,002
and they loved it.
458
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:58,284
Now, what you guys got
in your festival are turkeys
459
00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,631
and not fresh turkeys either.
460
00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:06,706
But here I am the master chef
of showmanship to teach you
461
00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:10,123
how to turn
those withered turkeys
462
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:13,885
into a memorable
moviegoing feast.
463
00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,958
So, step right up
and we'll all get started.
464
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,306
- ♪ Well, Saturday night
at 8:00 ♪
465
00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:23,826
♪ I know where I'm gonna go ♪
466
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:26,484
♪ I'm gonna pick my baby up ♪
467
00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:29,177
♪ And take her
to the picture show ♪
468
00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:32,007
♪ Everybody in
the neighborhood ♪
469
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:36,322
♪ Is dressing up
to be there too ♪
470
00:18:36,322 --> 00:18:38,772
♪ And we're gonna have a ball ♪
471
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:41,016
- ♪ Just like we always do ♪
- Hey!
472
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:43,605
- ♪ Saturday night
at the movies ♪
473
00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:46,918
♪ Who cares what picture
you see ♪
474
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,506
♪ When you're hugging
with your baby ♪
475
00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:52,131
♪ In the last row
of the balcony? ♪
476
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,306
♪ Ah, there's Technicolor
and Cinemascope ♪
477
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:58,309
- ♪ A cast out of Hollywood ♪
- Shit!
478
00:18:58,309 --> 00:19:00,932
- ♪ And the popcorn
from the candy stand ♪
479
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,728
♪ Makes it all seem
twice as good ♪
480
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:06,697
♪ There's always lots
of pretty girls ♪
481
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:08,940
♪ With figures
they don't try to hide ♪
482
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,219
[Heart beating]
483
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:13,462
♪ But they never can compare ♪
484
00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:15,706
♪ With the girl by my side ♪
485
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:18,260
♪ Saturday night at the movies ♪
486
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:21,677
♪ Who cares what picture
you see ♪
487
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,058
♪ When you're hugging
with your baby ♪
488
00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:27,131
♪ In the last row
of the balcony? ♪
489
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:30,583
- ♪ Another Saturday night
and everything is groovy ♪
490
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,206
♪ Me and my baby
we're going to the movie ♪
491
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,175
♪ It don't matter
if the show is very scary ♪
492
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,453
♪ We'll have a mai tai
in the balcony ♪
493
00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:41,352
♪ We buy the popcorn
with plenty butter ♪
494
00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:44,113
♪ And not a single word,
any that we utter ♪
495
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:47,116
♪ We go inside and take a seat ♪
[Clock screeches]
496
00:19:47,116 --> 00:19:49,118
♪ And start to share
our body heat ♪
497
00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:51,500
- ♪ Saturday night
at the movies ♪
498
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,984
♪ Who cares what picture
you see ♪
499
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,917
- [Screams]
- [Laughs]
500
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:56,229
♪ When you're hugging
with your baby ♪
501
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:57,437
♪ In the last row
of the balcony? ♪
502
00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:58,921
- [Screams]
- [Laughs]
503
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,268
♪♪
504
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:01,959
Stop. Stop it!
505
00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:04,133
- [Laughs]
Son of a gun.
506
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,929
Alright, Leon, for the test,
use the magnolia blossom.
507
00:20:06,929 --> 00:20:08,724
No, no, use the ambrosia.
508
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:11,210
- Yeah, yeah,
something nice, okay?
509
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,797
- Okay!
What odor pellets do we got?
510
00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:16,249
- Okay, we have fish smell,
locker room, road kill...
511
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:19,079
- Mm-hmm.
- ...fart plain, fart stale,
512
00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,943
- dead dog.
- Dead dog!
513
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:23,946
And locker room!
514
00:20:23,946 --> 00:20:25,189
Oh, boy.
515
00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:26,570
[Liquid splashes]
516
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,849
[Machine whirring]
517
00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:31,057
- Whoo!
- Ugh!
518
00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,265
- [Coughs]
- Ah, shit!
519
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,094
Dead dog, dead dog!
520
00:20:34,094 --> 00:20:36,580
- Blech!
Leon, you son of a bitch!
521
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:37,650
- Tina, go!
- Oh, God!
522
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:41,032
♪♪
523
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,965
- I look like
a fucking snow cone.
524
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,864
[Laughs]
525
00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:45,934
Shape up, soldier.
526
00:20:45,934 --> 00:20:48,350
♪ Saturday night at the movies ♪
527
00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:49,351
♪ Who cares what
picture you see ♪
528
00:20:49,351 --> 00:20:51,733
Voila.
529
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:52,803
♪ When you're hugging
with your baby ♪
530
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:53,873
♪ In the last row
of the balcony? ♪
531
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:55,944
Okay, hit it!
532
00:20:55,944 --> 00:20:57,290
[Cheers and applause]
533
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,429
- ♪ Saturday night
at the movies ♪
534
00:20:58,429 --> 00:20:59,706
I like it!
535
00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:02,261
♪ Who cares what
picture you see ♪
536
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,366
- Vroom!
- Stop it.
537
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:07,404
- Vroom.
[Imitate tire screeching]1
538
00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,509
- So, what are we gonna do with
the rest of this stuff, huh?
539
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:11,200
- Dr. M said to store
everything back here
540
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,823
until after the horrorthon.
541
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:15,377
Hello, what do we have here?
542
00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:17,483
"Warning, do not open."
543
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:19,278
- He didn't say anything
about a film.
544
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,727
- Why does it have
a warning sticker on it?
545
00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,453
It's probably a nitrate print.
546
00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:24,869
Old movies were filmed on stock
that was highly flammable.
547
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:26,423
- Yeah, sometimes they used
to explode
548
00:21:26,423 --> 00:21:28,114
when exposed to the air.
549
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:29,874
Knowledge entails risk.
550
00:21:32,429 --> 00:21:33,499
Boom!
551
00:21:33,499 --> 00:21:36,191
[Laughter]
552
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:37,606
- What is it?
- I don't know.
553
00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,263
It doesn't look very long.
554
00:21:39,263 --> 00:21:40,471
Wanna run it and find out?
555
00:21:40,471 --> 00:21:41,679
Why not?
556
00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:43,302
[Film projector clicking]
557
00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,305
[Beep]
558
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:56,176
♪♪
559
00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:59,801
- Oh, must be
a private eye flick.
560
00:21:59,801 --> 00:22:01,803
Yuck, get the Visine.
561
00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:08,879
♪♪
562
00:22:08,879 --> 00:22:11,882
- We got a great cinematic mind
at work here.
563
00:22:11,882 --> 00:22:13,366
- Yeah, eat your heart out,
Spielberg.
564
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,092
I think this is funny.
565
00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:24,515
♪♪
566
00:22:24,515 --> 00:22:25,792
Nice nose.
567
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:28,036
♪♪
568
00:22:28,036 --> 00:22:29,693
I am the possessor.
569
00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:33,352
The possessor, the possessor,the possessor.
570
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,319
You said that.
571
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:40,048
- I am the possess--
572
00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:43,983
the possess-- possess--
573
00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:47,366
possess...
574
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,884
Oh, no, he's gonna do it.
575
00:22:48,884 --> 00:22:50,334
- I don't believe it.
- Yes.
576
00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:52,647
- He's gonna dolly up his nose.
- Yes, yes.
577
00:22:52,647 --> 00:22:54,649
♪♪
578
00:22:54,649 --> 00:22:55,788
Eww.
579
00:22:55,788 --> 00:22:57,962
♪♪
580
00:22:57,962 --> 00:23:02,311
Come into...
581
00:23:02,311 --> 00:23:05,211
my head.
582
00:23:05,211 --> 00:23:06,626
I'd rather not, thanks.
583
00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:12,356
Come into my head.
584
00:23:12,356 --> 00:23:16,602
♪♪
585
00:23:16,602 --> 00:23:21,365
Come...into...
586
00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:23,540
my...
587
00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:24,955
head.
588
00:23:24,955 --> 00:23:32,065
♪♪
589
00:23:32,065 --> 00:23:39,832
♪♪
590
00:23:39,832 --> 00:23:47,702
♪♪
591
00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:52,983
♪♪
592
00:23:52,983 --> 00:23:55,364
[Groans]
593
00:23:55,364 --> 00:23:57,643
She's coming to.
594
00:23:57,643 --> 00:23:59,196
Are you okay, Mag?
595
00:23:59,196 --> 00:24:00,715
- Yeah, Mag,
how many fingers I got up?
596
00:24:00,715 --> 00:24:02,820
- Will you move back
and let the girl breathe?
597
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,063
What?
598
00:24:04,063 --> 00:24:06,237
I'm okay.
599
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,618
What was that movie?
600
00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:10,138
- Whatever it is,
it bites the big one.
601
00:24:10,138 --> 00:24:12,243
- No, no, no, really,
what was it?
602
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,486
I need to know.
603
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,039
- I don't know,
but if it's that scary,
604
00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:17,456
maybe we should show it
in the horrorthon.
605
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,043
- Well, I'm not sure
of all the facts,
606
00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:20,942
but it's called "Possessor."
607
00:24:20,942 --> 00:24:23,876
It was made by a guy
named Lanyard Gates.
608
00:24:23,876 --> 00:24:27,155
He was, like, the head guru of
this film cult back in the '60s.
609
00:24:27,155 --> 00:24:28,536
They used to drop acid
610
00:24:28,536 --> 00:24:30,745
and make these weird avant garde
movies of each other
611
00:24:30,745 --> 00:24:34,024
staring into the camera picking
their noses, stuff like that.
612
00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:35,370
You knew him?
613
00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:37,199
- Oh, I bought into his rap
for a while
614
00:24:37,199 --> 00:24:39,581
until I actually saw
one of his films.
615
00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:40,686
It was ludicrous.
616
00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:42,515
The audience laughed it
off the stage.
617
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:45,000
"Possessor" was his response.
618
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,485
How do you mean?
619
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,488
He didn't like being laughed
at so he shot all of "Possessor"
620
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,524
except for the last scene.
621
00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,353
When he showed the film,
he played the last scene
622
00:24:53,353 --> 00:24:55,045
live on stage.
623
00:24:55,045 --> 00:24:56,771
He murdered his family
in front of the audience.
624
00:24:56,771 --> 00:24:57,979
What?
625
00:24:57,979 --> 00:25:00,637
- Set fire to the theater,
locked the doors.
626
00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:01,914
A lot of people were killed.
627
00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:03,260
I always thought the film
went up in smoke, too,
628
00:25:03,260 --> 00:25:05,089
but I guess a fragment
of it survived.
629
00:25:05,089 --> 00:25:07,126
- I think we should just turn it
over to the police.
630
00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:08,127
- Yeah.
- Not a good idea
631
00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:09,128
for the horrorthon.
632
00:25:09,128 --> 00:25:10,163
It's a total bummer.
633
00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:11,648
I mean,
who wants to see a film
634
00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:14,443
where a guy really goes berserk
and kills his entire family?
635
00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:16,687
- Mm.
- Exactly.
636
00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:18,413
Back to Dr. M.
637
00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:20,001
- Alright.
- Really.
638
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:21,485
[Inhales deeply]
639
00:25:23,591 --> 00:25:25,040
[Insects chirping]
640
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,251
♪♪
641
00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:30,632
[Door closes, locks]
642
00:25:30,632 --> 00:25:33,014
♪♪
643
00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:34,498
- Mom?
- [Gasps] Oh!
644
00:25:34,498 --> 00:25:36,880
♪♪
645
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,192
You scared me.
646
00:25:39,192 --> 00:25:41,470
You alright?
647
00:25:41,470 --> 00:25:44,853
- Have you ever heard of this guy
named Lanyard Gates?
648
00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:47,097
♪♪
649
00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:49,548
- No, I don't think so.
Why?
650
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:54,794
- Because we found this film
that he made, "Possessor."
651
00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:59,178
Mom, I think that this is a man
that I've been dreaming about.
652
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,215
It's really weird.
653
00:26:02,215 --> 00:26:05,978
Maggie...
654
00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:07,566
I want you
to quit this festival.
655
00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,844
I'm gonna get some tickets
for us down at the agency
656
00:26:09,844 --> 00:26:12,467
and we'll go away together,
just the two of us.
657
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:14,849
What are you talking about?
658
00:26:14,849 --> 00:26:17,541
I can't just take off like that.
659
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:18,680
Well, sure you can.
660
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,924
We never tied ourselves
down before.
661
00:26:20,924 --> 00:26:22,201
And if these dreams
are starting again --
662
00:26:22,201 --> 00:26:25,653
- Mom, I'm not gonna
run away, okay?
663
00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:27,102
I mean, I can't run away
from something
664
00:26:27,102 --> 00:26:28,759
that's inside of my head.
665
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:33,246
I know it sounds completely
off the wall,
666
00:26:33,246 --> 00:26:35,870
but there's something
happening here
667
00:26:35,870 --> 00:26:38,700
that I've been looking
for all of my life.
668
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:41,565
It's almost like it's psychic
or something.
669
00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:42,980
Does that make any sense?
670
00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:45,914
Yeah.
671
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,022
What's wrong?
672
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:53,784
Oh, just every once in a while
673
00:26:53,784 --> 00:26:55,544
I realize
that you're all grown up
674
00:26:55,544 --> 00:26:58,168
and I miss that little girl
you used to be.
675
00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,722
That little girl who used
to need me so much.
676
00:27:00,722 --> 00:27:04,933
♪♪
677
00:27:04,933 --> 00:27:06,107
I gotta get to bed.
678
00:27:06,107 --> 00:27:07,695
- Yeah.
- Good night.
679
00:27:07,695 --> 00:27:09,282
Good night, sweetie.
680
00:27:09,282 --> 00:27:13,252
♪♪
681
00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:14,943
[Sighs]
682
00:27:14,943 --> 00:27:16,289
[Telephone ringing]
683
00:27:16,289 --> 00:27:22,502
♪♪
684
00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:24,194
- Hello?
- The ninth circle of Hell
685
00:27:24,194 --> 00:27:25,436
is reserved for traitors.
686
00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:26,575
Who is this?
687
00:27:26,575 --> 00:27:28,577
I am the possessed,
688
00:27:28,577 --> 00:27:32,858
the possessed, the possessed.
689
00:27:32,858 --> 00:27:34,376
[Whispering] Oh, my God.
690
00:27:34,376 --> 00:27:38,829
Soon, I will be the possessor.
691
00:27:38,829 --> 00:27:40,969
I want her.
692
00:27:40,969 --> 00:27:41,970
I want her!
693
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:44,179
No!
694
00:27:44,179 --> 00:27:46,941
- Well, then whydon't we talk?
695
00:27:46,941 --> 00:27:49,460
I'm in Dreamland.
696
00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:51,462
And bring yournasty little gun
697
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:55,121
in case I turnmy back again.
698
00:27:55,121 --> 00:27:56,502
[Dial tone playing]
699
00:27:56,502 --> 00:28:05,200
♪♪
700
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:14,106
♪♪
701
00:28:14,106 --> 00:28:23,080
♪♪
702
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:32,124
♪♪
703
00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:35,023
♪♪
704
00:28:35,023 --> 00:28:36,128
[Cord strikes]
705
00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:44,515
♪♪
706
00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:53,283
♪♪
707
00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:55,181
♪♪
708
00:28:55,181 --> 00:28:56,596
[Sign letter clatters]
709
00:28:56,596 --> 00:29:01,187
♪♪
710
00:29:01,187 --> 00:29:02,499
[Sign letters clattering]
711
00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:04,259
♪♪
712
00:29:04,259 --> 00:29:05,433
[Groans]
713
00:29:05,433 --> 00:29:13,613
♪♪
714
00:29:13,613 --> 00:29:19,930
♪♪
715
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,483
[Light clicks]
716
00:29:21,483 --> 00:29:30,527
♪♪
717
00:29:30,527 --> 00:29:32,356
♪♪
718
00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:33,392
[Door creaks]
719
00:29:33,392 --> 00:29:41,158
♪♪
720
00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:50,443
♪♪
721
00:29:50,443 --> 00:29:54,068
♪♪
722
00:29:54,068 --> 00:29:58,313
- Coming soon, justice,
retribution,
723
00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:00,005
and death.
724
00:30:00,005 --> 00:30:03,560
The film they tried to stop,
but couldn't.
725
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,218
15 years in the making.
726
00:30:06,218 --> 00:30:14,674
♪♪
727
00:30:14,674 --> 00:30:21,095
♪♪
728
00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:23,235
No.
729
00:30:23,235 --> 00:30:24,650
No, Lanyard.
730
00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:29,379
♪♪
731
00:30:29,379 --> 00:30:30,587
[Chord strikes]
732
00:30:30,587 --> 00:30:36,213
♪♪
733
00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:38,595
Lanyard.
734
00:30:38,595 --> 00:30:42,012
- Good-bye, Suzanne.
735
00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:45,498
[Evil laughter]
736
00:30:45,498 --> 00:30:48,605
[Bang, film project
stops clicking]
737
00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:53,196
[Howl in distance]
738
00:30:53,196 --> 00:30:55,577
[Creaking]
739
00:30:57,234 --> 00:31:00,755
♪♪
740
00:31:00,755 --> 00:31:02,757
[Chainsaw revving]
741
00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:07,900
[Roaring]
742
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:11,628
♪♪
743
00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:16,944
[Rapid footsteps]
744
00:31:20,499 --> 00:31:22,121
[Breathing heavily]
745
00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:30,923
[Screeches]
746
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:39,690
♪♪
747
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:43,832
♪♪
748
00:31:43,832 --> 00:31:45,800
[Screams]
749
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,147
[Footsteps thudding]
750
00:31:48,147 --> 00:31:50,563
Stop!
751
00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:53,256
Lanyard, you know I'll do it!
Stop!
752
00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:55,051
[Gunshots]
753
00:31:55,051 --> 00:31:56,500
[Body thuds]
754
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,610
[Chuckles, whimpers]
755
00:32:04,784 --> 00:32:06,303
[Screaming]
756
00:32:06,303 --> 00:32:13,345
♪♪
757
00:32:13,345 --> 00:32:15,416
[Roaring]
758
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:20,939
♪♪
759
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,009
[Static]
760
00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:27,428
- Bear witness to the first
of Job Bob's Samhain tips.
761
00:32:27,428 --> 00:32:29,016
[Laughs]
762
00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:32,640
♪♪
763
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,987
- Alright.
Tonight, as a special service
764
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,231
to all you Wiccans
and neo-pagans
765
00:32:37,231 --> 00:32:38,991
and Earth mother
goddess religions
766
00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,097
and Aquarians and children
of Artemis
767
00:32:41,097 --> 00:32:44,203
and radical fairies
and pantheist and odinist
768
00:32:44,203 --> 00:32:48,552
and [indistinct] and hellenist
and shamans and clematis,
769
00:32:48,552 --> 00:32:51,003
all you people who are truly
trying to emulate
770
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:54,696
the ancient Celtic practices
associated with Samhain.
771
00:32:54,696 --> 00:32:57,768
I'm going to give you a series
of very practical tips,
772
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,908
starting with the easiest one.
773
00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:03,740
How to ritually murder the king
after the harvest goes bad.
774
00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:06,329
First, you want
to take a hot iron
775
00:33:06,329 --> 00:33:07,675
and you you want to use it
776
00:33:07,675 --> 00:33:11,023
to put holes through
both of his upper arms.
777
00:33:11,023 --> 00:33:13,163
You're going to need some
wranglers to hold him down
778
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:15,441
while you, like,
grab the loose skin right here,
779
00:33:15,441 --> 00:33:17,892
like a Crepe Erase commercial,
pinch it tight,
780
00:33:17,892 --> 00:33:20,067
ram that rod through there
because you're going to use
781
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:23,932
those holes through his arms
to thread a course rope,
782
00:33:23,932 --> 00:33:26,970
which will go around
a ceremonial spike
783
00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:28,696
in the middle
of the sacrificial altar.
784
00:33:28,696 --> 00:33:31,975
So make that spike about
12 feet high above ground level.
785
00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,839
Be sure the spike
has extremely sharp
786
00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:37,222
protruding points emanating
from it 360 degrees
787
00:33:37,222 --> 00:33:40,018
so that when you bind him
tightly to the spike,
788
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:43,814
the protrusions will pierces
flesh at random angles
789
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:44,815
and at random places.
790
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:46,610
Okay, step two.
791
00:33:46,610 --> 00:33:50,925
Take a dagger,
slice off the nipples.
792
00:33:50,925 --> 00:33:52,133
Be precise about this.
793
00:33:52,133 --> 00:33:53,238
Don't get the whole breast
794
00:33:53,238 --> 00:33:54,998
if he's a little breasty,
just the nipple,
795
00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:59,209
because by slicing the nipples,
you have removed his kingship
796
00:33:59,209 --> 00:34:00,969
since sucking the nipples
of a male leader
797
00:34:00,969 --> 00:34:02,419
automatically makes him king.
798
00:34:02,419 --> 00:34:04,111
Alright, next,
we're going to place
799
00:34:04,111 --> 00:34:07,562
non-lethal puncture --
puncture wounds
800
00:34:07,562 --> 00:34:08,943
all over his upper body.
801
00:34:08,943 --> 00:34:11,532
Just -- just hit him at random
all over the upper body
802
00:34:11,532 --> 00:34:15,260
while we tell him that he's no
longer married to the goddess.
803
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:17,365
This is kind of a divorce
proceeding,
804
00:34:17,365 --> 00:34:21,783
followed by a circular incision
at the midsection
805
00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:24,545
to allow us to disembowel him.
806
00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:26,823
This is the dismemberment
knife here.
807
00:34:26,823 --> 00:34:30,689
You're going to need to make
decisive motions, firm motions,
808
00:34:30,689 --> 00:34:34,693
but use a short blade
to avoid premature gut spillage.
809
00:34:34,693 --> 00:34:37,040
And then finally,
you're going to take an ax
810
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,699
and you're going to make three
precise ax blows to the skull,
811
00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:42,010
one on each side of the skull,
812
00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:44,151
one directly
onto the top of the cranium.
813
00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:46,429
That blow will hopefully
split its head in half,
814
00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:49,328
creating a suitable offering
to the deity of your choice.
815
00:34:49,328 --> 00:34:52,297
And I didn't say ax.
816
00:34:52,297 --> 00:34:55,334
Don't buy one of those cheap
aluminum hatchets at Home Depot.
817
00:34:55,334 --> 00:34:58,406
So now, while the blood is still
pumping out of this body
818
00:34:58,406 --> 00:34:59,994
in three different places,
819
00:34:59,994 --> 00:35:05,448
head, chest,
guts spillage, say a prayer.
820
00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:08,554
Look around for some new nipples
to suck and say
821
00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:11,695
[speaking in native language]
822
00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:15,699
Or in modern parlance,
Happy Halloween.
823
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:19,082
Have fun kids reenacting
the practices of our ancestors
824
00:35:19,082 --> 00:35:21,119
who made this
such a festive holiday.
825
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,362
[Laughter]
826
00:35:23,362 --> 00:35:26,538
Alright, you can
remove this now.
827
00:35:26,538 --> 00:35:28,471
[ Laughter ]
828
00:35:28,471 --> 00:35:29,713
Wow.
829
00:35:29,713 --> 00:35:31,232
- I think this is
practical advice
830
00:35:31,232 --> 00:35:33,372
that most people would get,
831
00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:36,134
you know, just from Googling
the -- the subject.
832
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,101
Okay, something tells me
you didn't expect
833
00:35:38,101 --> 00:35:40,034
to see Ray Walston,
Tony Roberts
834
00:35:40,034 --> 00:35:41,656
and Dee Wallace
in this movie,
835
00:35:41,656 --> 00:35:43,417
[laughing] but there
they all are.
836
00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:45,522
- Ray Walston,
the veteran character actor
837
00:35:45,522 --> 00:35:48,076
of "My Favorite Martian" fame
doing a quick turn
838
00:35:48,076 --> 00:35:50,458
as the movie
memorabilia expert.
839
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:53,875
Tony Roberts, veteran
of all those Woody Allen movies
840
00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:56,084
as the cool film
school professor,
841
00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:57,638
and Dee Wallace as the mom.
842
00:35:57,638 --> 00:35:59,985
I guess Dee Wallace is always
the mom, right?
843
00:35:59,985 --> 00:36:01,642
She was the mom
in the '70s.
844
00:36:01,642 --> 00:36:04,576
She's still the mom
in the '90s.
845
00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:07,717
But this time, she'd even been
the mom in "E.T." by this time.
846
00:36:07,717 --> 00:36:11,307
So "Popcorn" is a miss.
847
00:36:11,307 --> 00:36:13,550
[Laughter]
848
00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:15,966
It's an enjoyable miss,
but it's still a miss.
849
00:36:15,966 --> 00:36:19,556
I think I counted eight plots
and subplots going on here.
850
00:36:19,556 --> 00:36:21,179
My advice would normally be
851
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,077
don't even try
to follow the story.
852
00:36:23,077 --> 00:36:25,597
But then that's not
what we do here, is it?
853
00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:27,185
[Laughter]
854
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:30,084
It starts off
with Maggie's bad dream,
855
00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:31,465
so we know
the dream is important.
856
00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:33,708
It continues with
some kind of weird phone call
857
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:35,745
similar to the phone calls
in "Black Christmas,"
858
00:36:35,745 --> 00:36:37,022
which I mention only
859
00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:39,369
because the producer
of this movie is Bob Clark,
860
00:36:39,369 --> 00:36:41,026
the director
of "Black Christmas"
861
00:36:41,026 --> 00:36:43,753
and "Porky's"
and "A Christmas Story"
862
00:36:43,753 --> 00:36:45,030
and many other movies.
863
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:47,239
And speaking of "Porky's,"
864
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:51,278
the director is Billy
from "Porky's."
865
00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:53,280
Not the cinematographer
from "Porky's,"
866
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,005
not the assistant
director from "Porky's,"
867
00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:57,422
not the associate producer
from "Porky's."
868
00:36:57,422 --> 00:36:59,078
Billy, the guy
looking through the holes
869
00:36:59,078 --> 00:37:01,564
in the shower room
wall in "Porky's."
870
00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,324
This is the only film
he ever directed.
871
00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:04,670
And the reason
the movie ended up
872
00:37:04,670 --> 00:37:06,983
being directed
by Billy from "Porky's"
873
00:37:06,983 --> 00:37:09,434
is that the original director,
Alan Ormsby,
874
00:37:09,434 --> 00:37:12,126
was fired three weeks
into production.
875
00:37:12,126 --> 00:37:14,853
Alan Ormsby was an old college
friend of Bob Clark,
876
00:37:14,853 --> 00:37:16,510
and actually
much more than that.
877
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:20,514
They made "Children Shouldn't
Play with Dead Things together.
878
00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:22,240
That was Bob Clark's
first movie
879
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,794
and the first movie
that Alan Ormsby ever wrote.
880
00:37:24,794 --> 00:37:27,797
Then they made
"Death Dream" together.
881
00:37:27,797 --> 00:37:31,283
They worked on "Deranged,"
the Ed Dean movie together.
882
00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:34,010
They were film students together
at the University of Miami.
883
00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:37,255
And even after Bob Clark
moved to Toronto and Alan Ormsby
884
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,498
stayed in Florida,
they continued to work together.
885
00:37:39,498 --> 00:37:43,088
They remained friends
until this movie.
886
00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:45,090
Ormsby got fired
after three weeks
887
00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:47,368
and never spoke
to Bob Clark again.
888
00:37:47,368 --> 00:37:50,820
Anyway, Billy from "Porky's"
came in to direct the movie.
889
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:52,960
Anyway, I digress.
Um...
890
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,133
- Yup.
- I was going over
891
00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:55,928
the various plots, right?
892
00:37:55,928 --> 00:37:59,449
We have the let's put on a show
plot orchestrated by Toby,
893
00:37:59,449 --> 00:38:01,175
the character played
by Tom Villard,
894
00:38:01,175 --> 00:38:04,696
a great actor who was dying
of AIDS while doing this role.
895
00:38:04,696 --> 00:38:06,042
Nobody knew
he was dying of AIDS
896
00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:08,976
except for Mark Herrier,
Billy from "Porky's."
897
00:38:08,976 --> 00:38:11,565
But Tom Villard
was so determined
898
00:38:11,565 --> 00:38:13,912
to get in as much acting work
as occurred before he died
899
00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:17,087
that he did 13 more projects
after this movie.
900
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:18,917
And this was at a time
when you couldn't really let
901
00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:22,161
the industry know you had AIDS
or you would never work again.
902
00:38:22,161 --> 00:38:25,372
Okay, what else?
Alright.
903
00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:28,029
There's some kind of
supernatural plot going on.
904
00:38:28,029 --> 00:38:29,479
I don't even know
what that's about
905
00:38:29,479 --> 00:38:31,378
because the letters
on the marquee pop off
906
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:33,966
and attack Dee Wallace
and spectral arms
907
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:35,589
come out of the screen
and grab her
908
00:38:35,589 --> 00:38:38,281
and take her away to somewhere.
909
00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:40,076
There's that
whole Lanyard Gates.
910
00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:43,942
He killed his whole family
on stage plot.
911
00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:45,978
There's a plot of whatever
is going on in the movie
912
00:38:45,978 --> 00:38:48,153
"Possessor," which is
the little spool
913
00:38:48,153 --> 00:38:50,051
they find in the film can.
914
00:38:50,051 --> 00:38:51,846
And then we haven't
even gotten to the films
915
00:38:51,846 --> 00:38:54,297
that are going to be shown
at the horrorthon.
916
00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:56,126
Those were all filmed
by Alan Ormsby
917
00:38:56,126 --> 00:38:58,232
before he was replaced
by Billy from "Porky's."
918
00:38:58,232 --> 00:39:00,441
And the only reason
he's not listed as co-director
919
00:39:00,441 --> 00:39:04,480
on the film is that he was
so devastated by losing the job,
920
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,791
losing control of his script
921
00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:08,898
and losing his friend
of 20 years
922
00:39:08,898 --> 00:39:12,280
that he had his name
taken off the film.
923
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,421
There's also a little
Tony Roberts subplot
924
00:39:14,421 --> 00:39:15,732
that will play out later.
925
00:39:15,732 --> 00:39:17,493
But I was trying to think
of what Tony Roberts
926
00:39:17,493 --> 00:39:19,943
did besides being
the best friend
927
00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,876
in all those Woody Allen movies.
928
00:39:21,876 --> 00:39:25,639
He was the owner of the house
in "Amityville 3-D."
929
00:39:25,639 --> 00:39:27,019
I do remember that.
930
00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:29,608
He was in the "Taking of Pelham
One Two Three"
931
00:39:29,608 --> 00:39:31,196
and a couple
of Sidney Lumet films.
932
00:39:31,196 --> 00:39:33,371
"Serpico," he was in that.
933
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,096
But he's like a lot
of New York actors.
934
00:39:35,096 --> 00:39:36,788
Most of his work
has been on the stage,
935
00:39:36,788 --> 00:39:39,066
so we didn't see it.
936
00:39:39,066 --> 00:39:41,275
He's been in 15 jillion plays,
937
00:39:41,275 --> 00:39:44,036
including the rock
musical version of "Xanadu."
938
00:39:44,036 --> 00:39:45,037
Woof!
939
00:39:45,037 --> 00:39:47,039
[Laughter ]
940
00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:49,490
I think he was cast
in the original
941
00:39:49,490 --> 00:39:50,733
"Play It Again, Sam"
942
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:53,908
when that was a play on Broadway
before Woody Allen
943
00:39:53,908 --> 00:39:55,151
turned that into a movie.
944
00:39:55,151 --> 00:39:58,050
So, that's how long
he's known Woody Allen.
945
00:39:58,050 --> 00:40:00,812
Okay, let's get back
to the movie.
946
00:40:00,812 --> 00:40:01,882
And then at the next break,
947
00:40:01,882 --> 00:40:03,435
we will be talking
to the actress
948
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,817
playing Maggie,
and Darcy, isn't she
949
00:40:05,817 --> 00:40:07,232
one of your
favorite actresses?
950
00:40:07,232 --> 00:40:09,096
I love her.
951
00:40:09,096 --> 00:40:11,167
- I'm surprised
you're still in Elvira gear.
952
00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:12,651
Why aren't you --
why aren't you
953
00:40:12,651 --> 00:40:14,515
in Jill Schoelen
gear at this point?
954
00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:16,586
- Because you're gonna
need me later.
955
00:40:16,586 --> 00:40:18,312
Why would I need you later?
956
00:40:18,312 --> 00:40:20,935
I have the applause sign.
957
00:40:20,935 --> 00:40:26,044
- The applause sign?
- The Elvira applause sign.
958
00:40:26,044 --> 00:40:27,286
I think I know what you mean.
959
00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:28,564
- You do.
- Okay, back to the movie.
960
00:40:28,564 --> 00:40:29,703
[Laughs]
961
00:40:29,703 --> 00:40:31,877
- Um, yeah.
- Yeah.
962
00:40:31,877 --> 00:40:33,327
[Laughter]
963
00:40:33,327 --> 00:40:35,398
- They did a good job
of disguising the fact
964
00:40:35,398 --> 00:40:38,436
that this movie
was filmed in Jamaica.
965
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:39,954
At the time they were
trying to attract
966
00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:41,439
film business to Jamaica.
967
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:45,650
So this was the first film
in a series of one
968
00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:48,204
that went to Jamaica to film?
[Laughter]
969
00:40:48,204 --> 00:40:50,862
Kingston, Jamaica.
Kind of gritty, you know?
970
00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:53,002
They had armed guards
around the hotel,
971
00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:55,418
So for laid back L.A. people,
972
00:40:55,418 --> 00:40:57,420
not that attractive
of a place to film.
973
00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:00,906
So. Darcy, If you're going to do
what I think you're going to do,
974
00:41:00,906 --> 00:41:04,807
um, Shudder might not want us
to do that.
975
00:41:04,807 --> 00:41:07,085
- You're going to love it.
- Okay, you are going to do it.
976
00:41:07,085 --> 00:41:08,327
Okay, awesome.
977
00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:10,640
That's really going above
and beyond on cosplay.
978
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,815
Actually,
it's going below and beyond.
979
00:41:12,815 --> 00:41:14,886
Says the man in pimp shoes.
980
00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:16,543
- Darcy, these are not
pimp shoes.
981
00:41:16,543 --> 00:41:17,889
Okay.
982
00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:24,067
♪♪
983
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,172
[Static]
984
00:41:30,349 --> 00:41:32,110
[Birds chirping, dog barking]
985
00:41:45,157 --> 00:41:46,987
[Upbeat music playing]
986
00:41:46,987 --> 00:41:56,444
♪♪
987
00:41:56,444 --> 00:41:58,205
♪♪
988
00:41:58,205 --> 00:42:00,725
♪ Scary, scary movies ♪
989
00:42:00,725 --> 00:42:03,072
♪ On the silver screen ♪
990
00:42:03,072 --> 00:42:05,453
♪ Aliens, maniacs, tarantulas
and brainiacs ♪
991
00:42:05,453 --> 00:42:07,007
♪ And everything in between ♪
992
00:42:07,007 --> 00:42:08,249
Why are you going?
993
00:42:08,249 --> 00:42:10,113
I been through the horrorthon
and look at me!
994
00:42:10,113 --> 00:42:11,390
Look at me!
995
00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:13,047
[Growling]
996
00:42:13,047 --> 00:42:14,290
- Here's your official
horrorthon kit.
997
00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:15,498
- Thanks!
- It contains your
998
00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:18,259
Project-o-Vision 3-D glasses,
999
00:42:18,259 --> 00:42:20,261
your Aroma-Rama noseguard.
1000
00:42:20,261 --> 00:42:21,953
- Thank you, thank you.
- Whoo, hoo, boo!
1001
00:42:21,953 --> 00:42:23,644
- Give me two.
- Have a great night.
1002
00:42:23,644 --> 00:42:25,888
You're gonna love
this horrorthon.
1003
00:42:25,888 --> 00:42:28,891
[Indistinct conversations]
1004
00:42:28,891 --> 00:42:31,756
Ooh, awesome head, man.
1005
00:42:31,756 --> 00:42:33,033
Excuse me.
1006
00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:36,415
[Vomiting]
1007
00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:37,555
Pardon me.
1008
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,177
- What time does
the first show start?
1009
00:42:39,177 --> 00:42:40,627
Check the shock clock, ma'am.
1010
00:42:40,627 --> 00:42:43,802
When it screams,
a feature beams.
1011
00:42:43,802 --> 00:42:45,563
Sign the fright form, please.
1012
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,909
In case you die
of a heart attack,
1013
00:42:46,909 --> 00:42:48,566
it means we're not responsible.
1014
00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,809
- No!
Don't sign it!
1015
00:42:50,809 --> 00:42:53,191
Think of your families,
your mommies, your daddies
1016
00:42:53,191 --> 00:42:54,364
and Toto at home!
1017
00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:56,539
- Excuse me, it's time
for his injection.
1018
00:42:56,539 --> 00:42:58,196
- Ah, no!
Not the needle!
1019
00:42:58,196 --> 00:43:00,232
I'm sorry, Nurse Ratched,
I'll be good!
1020
00:43:00,232 --> 00:43:02,649
Ah! Ah! Ooh!
[Flesh tears]
1021
00:43:02,649 --> 00:43:04,443
[Indistinct conversations]
1022
00:43:04,443 --> 00:43:06,963
- Thanks.
- Two, please.
1023
00:43:06,963 --> 00:43:09,000
- Mark, hi.
- Hi.
1024
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,415
Well, hi, Maggie.
1025
00:43:10,415 --> 00:43:13,349
Fancy meeting you here.
1026
00:43:13,349 --> 00:43:14,937
Enjoy the show.
1027
00:43:14,937 --> 00:43:15,972
Maggie.
1028
00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:20,011
[Cheers and applause]
1029
00:43:20,011 --> 00:43:21,909
[Laughter]
1030
00:43:23,739 --> 00:43:28,329
♪♪
1031
00:43:28,329 --> 00:43:33,196
- Will these films be as shocking
as "Possessor," Sarah?
1032
00:43:34,542 --> 00:43:36,096
Two, please.
1033
00:43:36,096 --> 00:43:37,960
Hey, lady, where are you going?
1034
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,237
Whoo!
1035
00:43:39,237 --> 00:43:44,656
♪♪
1036
00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:49,040
[Indistinct conversations]
1037
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:50,628
[Film starts,
cheers and applause]
1038
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:53,285
♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪
1039
00:43:53,285 --> 00:43:56,081
♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪
1040
00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:58,946
♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪
1041
00:43:58,946 --> 00:44:01,811
♪ To get ourselves a treat ♪
1042
00:44:01,811 --> 00:44:04,814
♪ Little things to eat ♪
1043
00:44:04,814 --> 00:44:07,506
♪ A popcorn can't be beat ♪
1044
00:44:07,506 --> 00:44:09,267
♪ The sparkling drinks... ♪
1045
00:44:09,267 --> 00:44:10,440
Alright, come on you guys.
1046
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,097
Help support our film fest.
We are broke.
1047
00:44:12,097 --> 00:44:13,754
We can give you these T-shirts
for $20.
1048
00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,929
Come on, two T-shirts for $20.
1049
00:44:15,929 --> 00:44:17,275
Come on, make your boyfriend
buy you one.
1050
00:44:17,275 --> 00:44:18,586
Don't let him be cheap tonight.
1051
00:44:18,586 --> 00:44:21,900
Come on, you're a high roller.
Come on, spend 20 bucks.
1052
00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:23,488
What do you want,
a large, a small?
1053
00:44:23,488 --> 00:44:24,627
No, you guys need a large.
1054
00:44:24,627 --> 00:44:27,009
- This is a horrorthon.
- Yeah!
1055
00:44:27,009 --> 00:44:29,114
Ooh, wah! Yeah!
1056
00:44:29,114 --> 00:44:35,742
♪♪
1057
00:44:35,742 --> 00:44:37,122
[Cheers and applause]
1058
00:44:37,122 --> 00:44:44,958
♪♪
1059
00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:47,167
[ Explosion ]
1060
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:56,279
♪♪
1061
00:44:56,279 --> 00:45:02,009
♪♪
1062
00:45:02,009 --> 00:45:03,804
Bring on the boos!
1063
00:45:03,804 --> 00:45:10,984
♪♪
1064
00:45:10,984 --> 00:45:12,813
- Come on, you've got two $5,
he's got a $10.
1065
00:45:12,813 --> 00:45:14,608
Alright, come on, just spend
all your lunch money right here.
1066
00:45:14,608 --> 00:45:17,611
Come on, let's do it!
1067
00:45:17,611 --> 00:45:20,234
- What in tarnationcould've done this, doc?
1068
00:45:20,234 --> 00:45:23,582
There's nary a drop of bloodleft in any of my sheep.
1069
00:45:23,582 --> 00:45:26,793
Beats me, Skeeter.
1070
00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:29,071
Wait a minute.
1071
00:45:29,071 --> 00:45:32,557
Look at this large puncturewound in the back of her neck.
1072
00:45:32,557 --> 00:45:34,732
- Are you sure that's the neck?
- [Laughs]
1073
00:45:34,732 --> 00:45:36,595
- Gross!
- I'll be right back.
1074
00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:37,873
- Somebody just...
- I'm gonna get some popcorn.
1075
00:45:37,873 --> 00:45:39,219
- ...stuck a big needleor something
1076
00:45:39,219 --> 00:45:41,739
in them and just suckedthe blood out.
1077
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,671
Oh!
1078
00:45:43,671 --> 00:45:46,605
Someone or something.
1079
00:45:46,605 --> 00:45:49,263
[ Insect buzzing ]
1080
00:45:49,263 --> 00:45:52,715
Got the whole dang flock.
1081
00:45:52,715 --> 00:45:53,785
Even Effie.
1082
00:45:53,785 --> 00:45:55,338
[Laughter]
1083
00:45:55,338 --> 00:45:57,651
♪♪
1084
00:45:57,651 --> 00:46:00,654
Say, you don't thinkthere's any connection
1085
00:46:00,654 --> 00:46:03,243
between this and themunderground tests
1086
00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:05,935
the Army's been conductingout here, do you?
1087
00:46:05,935 --> 00:46:08,593
- It's our army out there,Skeeter.
1088
00:46:08,593 --> 00:46:10,560
If we were in danger,they'd have warned us.
1089
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,391
- Toby.
- Hey, Mag.
1090
00:46:13,391 --> 00:46:14,772
- I know this sounds
really crazy,
1091
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:16,843
but I think I just
saw Lanyard Gates.
1092
00:46:16,843 --> 00:46:19,466
- Gates?
- Yes, I'm sure it was him.
1093
00:46:19,466 --> 00:46:23,125
He's older and his face was
burned, but I'm sure it was him.
1094
00:46:23,125 --> 00:46:24,885
The guy from the "Possessor."
1095
00:46:24,885 --> 00:46:26,231
"Possessor"?
1096
00:46:26,231 --> 00:46:29,096
Maggie, all we saw was
an eyeball and a bad haircut.
1097
00:46:29,096 --> 00:46:31,133
How could you recognize
anybody from that?
1098
00:46:31,133 --> 00:46:34,067
- I don't know how I knew,
but I'm telling you it was him.
1099
00:46:34,067 --> 00:46:35,896
I just -- I know it.
1100
00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:37,518
- Well, Mr. Davis
did say this guy
1101
00:46:37,518 --> 00:46:41,384
Gates's body was never
officially identified.
1102
00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:43,214
He said it was a big fire
and the bodies
1103
00:46:43,214 --> 00:46:45,319
were burned beyond recognition,
1104
00:46:45,319 --> 00:46:46,734
so maybe he could --
1105
00:46:46,734 --> 00:46:48,322
So maybe he's still alive.
1106
00:46:48,322 --> 00:46:51,291
I mean, like, he could be
just lurking somewhere
1107
00:46:51,291 --> 00:46:53,534
in this theater
just waiting to attack us!
1108
00:46:53,534 --> 00:46:54,639
Sounds a little paranoid.
1109
00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:56,054
This is great.
1110
00:46:56,054 --> 00:46:59,402
God, Toby, what a great movie
this would make!
1111
00:46:59,402 --> 00:47:01,094
We gotta find this guy.
1112
00:47:01,094 --> 00:47:02,750
- Maggie, maybe we should
call the police.
1113
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:05,270
- Oh, yeah, right, they come
right on down here,
1114
00:47:05,270 --> 00:47:07,548
"Hello, officer, hi.
1115
00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:10,897
Um, there was this guy and he
made this movie 15 years ago
1116
00:47:10,897 --> 00:47:12,346
and he, like,
killed all these people
1117
00:47:12,346 --> 00:47:14,210
and everything and we think
he's at our film festival,
1118
00:47:14,210 --> 00:47:16,281
blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah."
1119
00:47:16,281 --> 00:47:17,627
Alright.
1120
00:47:17,627 --> 00:47:19,491
Look, somebody's
gotta watch the booth.
1121
00:47:19,491 --> 00:47:21,597
- I'll take a look, okay?
- Alright.
1122
00:47:21,597 --> 00:47:23,116
Hey, be careful.
1123
00:47:23,116 --> 00:47:27,327
♪♪
1124
00:47:27,327 --> 00:47:28,776
[ Harmonica playing ]
1125
00:47:28,776 --> 00:47:30,295
[ Humming ]
1126
00:47:30,295 --> 00:47:32,194
♪♪
1127
00:47:32,194 --> 00:47:33,712
[Laughter]
1128
00:47:33,712 --> 00:47:37,130
♪♪
1129
00:47:37,130 --> 00:47:39,615
[ Humming stops ]
1130
00:47:39,615 --> 00:47:41,893
Wait. What -- what's that,Skeeter?
1131
00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:43,412
[ Buzzing ]
1132
00:47:43,412 --> 00:47:45,276
- I-I don't know,but whatever it is,
1133
00:47:45,276 --> 00:47:46,829
it's getting too close!
1134
00:47:46,829 --> 00:47:48,451
[Laughter]
1135
00:47:48,451 --> 00:47:50,315
♪♪
1136
00:47:50,315 --> 00:47:52,007
[Cheering]
1137
00:47:52,007 --> 00:47:56,908
♪♪
1138
00:47:56,908 --> 00:47:58,047
Oh!
1139
00:47:58,047 --> 00:48:01,844
♪♪
1140
00:48:01,844 --> 00:48:03,501
[ Screams ]
1141
00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:04,812
[ Limb snaps ]
1142
00:48:04,812 --> 00:48:08,264
♪♪
1143
00:48:08,264 --> 00:48:10,059
- [ Hisses ]
- [ Screams ]
1144
00:48:10,059 --> 00:48:11,992
[Laughter]
1145
00:48:11,992 --> 00:48:13,925
[ Screams ]
1146
00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:17,584
[ Buzzing ]
1147
00:48:17,584 --> 00:48:18,896
Get it off!
1148
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,483
Get it off!
1149
00:48:20,483 --> 00:48:22,209
[ Screams ]
1150
00:48:22,209 --> 00:48:23,486
[ Suctioning ]
1151
00:48:23,486 --> 00:48:24,867
[Laughter]
1152
00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:26,248
♪♪
1153
00:48:26,248 --> 00:48:27,490
Skeeter, oh, God!
1154
00:48:27,490 --> 00:48:28,871
Skeeter!
1155
00:48:28,871 --> 00:48:30,908
[ Screams ]
1156
00:48:30,908 --> 00:48:33,358
[Laughter]
1157
00:48:33,358 --> 00:48:35,257
[ Screams ]
[ Tires screeching ]
1158
00:48:35,257 --> 00:48:37,155
[Cheers and applause]
1159
00:48:37,155 --> 00:48:45,094
♪♪
1160
00:48:45,094 --> 00:48:48,408
♪♪
1161
00:48:48,408 --> 00:48:50,272
[Siren wailing in distance]
1162
00:48:50,272 --> 00:48:54,966
♪♪
1163
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,243
[Door slams]
1164
00:48:57,658 --> 00:48:59,108
[Bangs on door]
1165
00:48:59,108 --> 00:49:02,008
- Now, tell methis whole thing again.
1166
00:49:02,008 --> 00:49:04,113
And spell it outfor me this time.
1167
00:49:04,113 --> 00:49:05,287
I'm simpleminded.
1168
00:49:05,287 --> 00:49:07,358
- And you're ugly, too!
[Laughter]
1169
00:49:07,358 --> 00:49:08,738
What I'm saying, Lieutenant,the radiation
1170
00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:10,844
from the undergroundatomic tests
1171
00:49:10,844 --> 00:49:12,501
stimulatedthe mosquito's growth
1172
00:49:12,501 --> 00:49:15,400
far beyond its normal size.
1173
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,578
- Latimer, you're a very goodvet and a very pretty lady,
1174
00:49:20,578 --> 00:49:22,580
but a mosquito capableof that kind of destruction
1175
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,202
would have to beas big as a house.
1176
00:49:24,202 --> 00:49:25,410
[ Vehicle approaching ]
1177
00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:29,311
- Excuse me, Lieutenant, sir.- What is it, Corky?
1178
00:49:29,311 --> 00:49:31,520
- We got an emergency overat Fielding's Pond, sir.
1179
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,867
Folks over there are sayingthat big larva
1180
00:49:33,867 --> 00:49:35,282
are breeding in the water.
1181
00:49:35,282 --> 00:49:37,905
- Yeah, well, we got people
breeding in the balcony!
1182
00:49:37,905 --> 00:49:40,736
[Laughter and applause]
1183
00:49:40,736 --> 00:49:44,153
- ...here sooner, we could'vegotten them all at the pond.
1184
00:49:44,153 --> 00:49:45,603
We got all but one?
1185
00:49:45,603 --> 00:49:47,639
- Yes, ma'am,but that's the mother.
1186
00:49:47,639 --> 00:49:50,849
- If I'm right and she comesback here, then maybe we --
1187
00:49:50,849 --> 00:49:52,679
we've got a chance.
1188
00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:54,025
Say, Doc...
1189
00:49:54,025 --> 00:49:55,026
- Boo!
[Fist thuds]
1190
00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:57,201
Ow. [Groans]
1191
00:49:57,201 --> 00:50:00,100
- Mark!
Damn it, you scared me.
1192
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,516
- Are you okay?
- [Groans]
1193
00:50:02,516 --> 00:50:04,484
- Well, if I wasa 10-ton mosquito,
1194
00:50:04,484 --> 00:50:05,933
I wouldn't waste all my time
1195
00:50:05,933 --> 00:50:07,832
sucking throughall them sheep.
1196
00:50:07,832 --> 00:50:09,799
No, sir. I'd head straightfor the blood bank.
1197
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:10,973
[Laughter]
1198
00:50:10,973 --> 00:50:12,423
- Okay, Corky,go keep a lookout.
1199
00:50:12,423 --> 00:50:15,667
If you see anything coming,holler loud and clear.
1200
00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:16,703
You got it, sir.
1201
00:50:16,703 --> 00:50:20,672
♪♪
1202
00:50:20,672 --> 00:50:25,781
- So, uh, tell me,is there a, uh,
1203
00:50:25,781 --> 00:50:27,955
Mr. Latimer?
1204
00:50:27,955 --> 00:50:29,888
Not yet.
1205
00:50:29,888 --> 00:50:33,133
Is there a Mrs. Bradley?
1206
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:34,134
Yeah.
1207
00:50:34,134 --> 00:50:37,068
♪♪
1208
00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:40,037
She lives in Kansas.
1209
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:43,109
Bakes apple pie.
1210
00:50:43,109 --> 00:50:44,144
I call her Mom.
1211
00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:46,250
Whoo!
1212
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,665
Hey, no tongues!
1213
00:50:47,665 --> 00:50:51,048
No tongues! [Laughs]
1214
00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,153
Careful, Jim.
1215
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:55,259
The female mosquitois the dangerous one.
1216
00:50:55,259 --> 00:50:57,399
Just thought I should letyou know what you're in for.
1217
00:50:57,399 --> 00:50:59,263
[Laughter]
1218
00:50:59,263 --> 00:51:00,436
Thanks for the warning.
1219
00:51:00,436 --> 00:51:01,610
[Button clicks]
1220
00:51:01,610 --> 00:51:02,818
Mayday, Mayday!
1221
00:51:02,818 --> 00:51:04,233
Come on, bugs.
1222
00:51:04,233 --> 00:51:06,684
- I saw the thing upin the sky!
1223
00:51:06,684 --> 00:51:09,273
It's bigger than ever,and it's headed right this way.
1224
00:51:09,273 --> 00:51:12,310
Holy cow, get Washingtonon the phone pronto.
1225
00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:14,174
- It's picked up the scentof the plasma.
1226
00:51:14,174 --> 00:51:16,728
Its proboscisis aimed right at us!
1227
00:51:16,728 --> 00:51:18,144
- Send the Air Force,Mr. President.
1228
00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:20,629
Don't forget the Army, Navyand the Coast Guard.
1229
00:51:20,629 --> 00:51:22,182
- How about the police dogswhile you're at it?
1230
00:51:22,182 --> 00:51:23,873
We need every plane, tankand battleship
1231
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,012
you've got, Mr. President.
1232
00:51:25,012 --> 00:51:27,360
This is one hell of a bug.
1233
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:30,087
Thank you, sir.God bless you, too.
1234
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,329
[ Glass shatters ]
1235
00:51:31,329 --> 00:51:32,813
[Screaming, cheering]
1236
00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:36,093
♪♪
1237
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,371
I'm scared, Lieutenant.
1238
00:51:38,371 --> 00:51:40,131
Yea, though I walkthrough the valley
1239
00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:41,339
of the shadow of death...
1240
00:51:41,339 --> 00:51:43,410
[ Chittering ]
1241
00:51:43,410 --> 00:51:45,930
I will dwell in the houseof the Lord forever.
1242
00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:47,587
♪♪
1243
00:51:47,587 --> 00:51:49,313
Jim, it's leaving!
1244
00:51:49,313 --> 00:51:50,452
Amen!
1245
00:51:50,452 --> 00:51:54,973
♪♪
1246
00:51:54,973 --> 00:51:57,390
[ Mosquito buzzing ]
1247
00:51:57,390 --> 00:51:58,736
Yahoo!
1248
00:51:58,736 --> 00:52:00,565
[ Missiles firing ]
1249
00:52:00,565 --> 00:52:03,050
[ Cheers and applause ]
1250
00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:12,577
♪♪
1251
00:52:12,577 --> 00:52:13,889
Nothing fazes it.
1252
00:52:13,889 --> 00:52:15,304
We'll have to dropthe A-bomb.
1253
00:52:15,304 --> 00:52:17,168
No, Jim, that's what started
1254
00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,169
all this troublein the first place.
1255
00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:21,414
Five, four, three, two, one.
1256
00:52:21,414 --> 00:52:22,863
Everybody, under the desk!
1257
00:52:22,863 --> 00:52:24,589
♪♪
1258
00:52:24,589 --> 00:52:26,384
Whoo!
1259
00:52:26,384 --> 00:52:29,974
Five, four, three...
1260
00:52:29,974 --> 00:52:31,078
Bye-bye!
1261
00:52:31,078 --> 00:52:32,908
[Screaming]
1262
00:52:32,908 --> 00:52:40,053
♪♪
1263
00:52:40,053 --> 00:52:46,335
♪♪
1264
00:52:46,335 --> 00:52:48,303
Go, baby, go, go!
[ Explosion ]
1265
00:52:48,303 --> 00:52:55,586
♪♪
1266
00:52:55,586 --> 00:52:57,139
[Screaming continues]
1267
00:52:57,139 --> 00:53:04,388
♪♪
1268
00:53:04,388 --> 00:53:11,912
♪♪
1269
00:53:11,912 --> 00:53:13,845
[Mosquito buzzes]
1270
00:53:13,914 --> 00:53:16,400
[Mosquito buzzes]
1271
00:53:16,469 --> 00:53:17,780
[Mosquito buzzes]
1272
00:53:17,780 --> 00:53:20,127
[Buttons click]
1273
00:53:20,127 --> 00:53:21,784
[Mosquito buzzes]
1274
00:53:21,784 --> 00:53:23,441
[Mosquito buzzing]
1275
00:53:23,441 --> 00:53:29,344
♪♪
1276
00:53:29,344 --> 00:53:31,173
[Groaning]
1277
00:53:31,173 --> 00:53:40,734
♪♪
1278
00:53:40,734 --> 00:53:50,088
♪♪
1279
00:53:50,088 --> 00:53:51,469
[Body thuds]
1280
00:53:51,469 --> 00:53:53,782
[Mosquito buzzing]
1281
00:53:53,782 --> 00:53:56,647
[ Light squeaking ]
1282
00:53:56,647 --> 00:53:58,890
- It's dead.
[Cheering]
1283
00:53:58,890 --> 00:54:02,791
- Wow, incineratedbeyond belief!
1284
00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:11,765
♪♪
1285
00:54:11,765 --> 00:54:13,111
Thanks, guys.
1286
00:54:13,111 --> 00:54:14,527
You're welcome, Corky!
1287
00:54:14,527 --> 00:54:16,391
[ Upbeat music playing ]
1288
00:54:16,391 --> 00:54:19,256
We're safe this time, Jim.
1289
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:21,775
There may be a next time.
1290
00:54:21,775 --> 00:54:24,330
And a next.
1291
00:54:24,330 --> 00:54:26,711
Do you know how manyspecies of insects
1292
00:54:26,711 --> 00:54:29,887
there are in this world?
1293
00:54:29,887 --> 00:54:34,374
Mankind must learnto be ever watchful.
1294
00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:37,239
I know one thing, baby.
1295
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:40,760
From now on,I'm gonna be watching you.
1296
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,385
♪♪
1297
00:54:45,385 --> 00:54:47,145
Amen.
1298
00:54:47,145 --> 00:54:49,527
[Cheers and applause]
1299
00:54:49,527 --> 00:54:56,534
♪♪
1300
00:54:56,534 --> 00:54:57,708
[Static]
1301
00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:59,399
♪♪
1302
00:54:59,399 --> 00:55:03,023
- Here's another
Job Bob's Samhain tips.
1303
00:55:03,023 --> 00:55:05,198
[Evil laughs]
1304
00:55:05,198 --> 00:55:07,407
♪♪
1305
00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:10,099
- For those of you reenacting
the Celtic rituals
1306
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:12,412
of Samhain tonight,
I want to move on now
1307
00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:15,864
to the proper way to build
a Wicker Man and to burn it up.
1308
00:55:15,864 --> 00:55:18,004
First of all,
you have three gods
1309
00:55:18,004 --> 00:55:21,904
that you need to appease,
Esus, Toutatis and Taranis.
1310
00:55:21,904 --> 00:55:23,975
Now we don't have time
to do Esus and Toutatis
1311
00:55:23,975 --> 00:55:24,942
and they're boring anyway.
1312
00:55:24,942 --> 00:55:27,254
Esus's death by hanging,
1313
00:55:27,254 --> 00:55:29,291
Toutatis is death by drowning.
1314
00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:30,672
That's all they want,
then they're cool
1315
00:55:30,672 --> 00:55:31,742
for the rest of the year.
1316
00:55:31,742 --> 00:55:33,191
You can figure those out, right?
1317
00:55:33,191 --> 00:55:37,644
But Taranis requires a straw
house in the shape of a god.
1318
00:55:37,644 --> 00:55:40,267
You're going to need to find
a farmer with some excess hay
1319
00:55:40,267 --> 00:55:42,028
and ask him if you can
use his scale pasture.
1320
00:55:42,028 --> 00:55:44,755
So, Taranis is the God
of thunder,
1321
00:55:44,755 --> 00:55:48,206
and that means
he has to be huge.
1322
00:55:48,206 --> 00:55:52,625
Think thunder, think thunder
thighs right here, you know?
1323
00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:54,385
And when you're stuffing
the straw,
1324
00:55:54,385 --> 00:55:57,354
make sure his quadriceps
are bulging
1325
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,597
and then think
thunder down under.
1326
00:55:59,597 --> 00:56:01,910
He's got a huge penis.
He's got this --
1327
00:56:01,910 --> 00:56:04,222
He's got this -- reinforce
that wang doodle
1328
00:56:04,222 --> 00:56:06,363
with as much wood as you can
manage stick in there,
1329
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,812
Make sure he has good wood,
1330
00:56:07,812 --> 00:56:09,158
because you don't want
to insult him.
1331
00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:10,712
He's looking down at us,
1332
00:56:10,712 --> 00:56:12,645
checking on whether his pecker
is big enough.
1333
00:56:12,645 --> 00:56:15,130
I'm thinking he needs to be
at least 30 feet high,
1334
00:56:15,130 --> 00:56:19,962
and then his phallus needs
to be meaty and protuberance.
1335
00:56:19,962 --> 00:56:22,551
Once you get his arms
and head on,
1336
00:56:22,551 --> 00:56:25,209
throw a bunch of cows and pigs
and goats inside him,
1337
00:56:25,209 --> 00:56:28,246
and then choose a criminal
out of the general population.
1338
00:56:28,246 --> 00:56:31,422
Force him into this
swinging door
1339
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:33,907
underneath the gargantuan
trouser snake,
1340
00:56:33,907 --> 00:56:35,978
give everybody
some burning torches
1341
00:56:35,978 --> 00:56:38,636
and then just barbecue
the fuck out of it.
1342
00:56:38,636 --> 00:56:40,914
Don't like the actual
schlong though.
1343
00:56:40,914 --> 00:56:42,640
I know it looks like a fuze.
1344
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:46,230
Try to make the joystick of
Taranis the last part to burn.
1345
00:56:46,230 --> 00:56:48,819
He's going to soak up all
that Samhain mojo
1346
00:56:48,819 --> 00:56:50,683
and bless the crops
for next year.
1347
00:56:50,683 --> 00:56:52,512
You're going to have
huge watermelons.
1348
00:56:52,512 --> 00:56:54,963
You're going to have cornstalks
15 feet high.
1349
00:56:54,963 --> 00:56:59,277
You have done your job placating
the Thunder God
1350
00:56:59,277 --> 00:57:00,555
and his meat stick.
1351
00:57:00,555 --> 00:57:02,453
Happy Halloween.
1352
00:57:02,453 --> 00:57:04,766
- Alright.
- Wow.
1353
00:57:04,766 --> 00:57:06,699
- You can move --
remove this now because
1354
00:57:06,699 --> 00:57:08,563
we have business here to do.
1355
00:57:08,563 --> 00:57:14,223
Alright, there are four movies
within the movie in "Popcorn,"
1356
00:57:14,223 --> 00:57:16,433
And you just saw the first one,
"Mosquito,"
1357
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,296
which may be my favorite.
1358
00:57:18,296 --> 00:57:21,058
And these movies are so good
that some audience members
1359
00:57:21,058 --> 00:57:23,612
believe that they were watching
actual movies from the '50s
1360
00:57:23,612 --> 00:57:25,649
that had been excerpted
for the film.
1361
00:57:25,649 --> 00:57:28,134
What's really funny about
"Mosquito" is that Alan Ormsby,
1362
00:57:28,134 --> 00:57:31,240
the writer, thought he was
going over the top
1363
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,346
by creating a giant
mutant mosquito.
1364
00:57:33,346 --> 00:57:35,728
But then two years later,
New Line cinema releases
1365
00:57:35,728 --> 00:57:39,697
"Skeeter," which was a movie
about giant mutant mosquitoes.
1366
00:57:39,697 --> 00:57:42,286
Charles Napier was in that,
Michael J. Pollard.
1367
00:57:42,286 --> 00:57:45,289
You know, I'm one of the few
people who likes "Skeeter."
1368
00:57:45,289 --> 00:57:48,292
Anyway, for my money,
the mosquito kill
1369
00:57:48,292 --> 00:57:49,638
in the black and white movie
1370
00:57:49,638 --> 00:57:51,537
is better than
the mosquito kill
1371
00:57:51,537 --> 00:57:53,055
in the Dreamland Theater
1372
00:57:53,055 --> 00:57:55,299
directed by Alan Ormsby's
replacement.
1373
00:57:55,299 --> 00:57:58,578
But there was massive drama
on the set of "Popcorn,"
1374
00:57:58,578 --> 00:58:01,408
and to give us some insight
into that drama,
1375
00:58:01,408 --> 00:58:05,240
please welcome
the star of "Popcorn,"
1376
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,276
Jill Schoelen.
1377
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:08,795
Oh, Darcy and Darcy.
1378
00:58:08,795 --> 00:58:11,073
[Cheers and applause]
1379
00:58:11,073 --> 00:58:13,075
- Oh!
[Cheers and applause]
1380
00:58:13,075 --> 00:58:15,008
Okay, you did it right.
1381
00:58:15,008 --> 00:58:16,700
That was impressive, Darcy.
Yay!
1382
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:18,495
- But Jill didn't really need an
applause sign.
1383
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:21,290
- I'm just trying to help out.
- Okay.
1384
00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:26,330
Um, so, Jill, you were kind of
a reluctant scream queen.
1385
00:58:26,330 --> 00:58:27,504
Am I right?
1386
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,195
You didn't set out
to be a scream queen.
1387
00:58:29,195 --> 00:58:31,715
- No, I didn't.
I will admit that.
1388
00:58:31,715 --> 00:58:33,958
So I guess I was
a bit reluctant.
1389
00:58:33,958 --> 00:58:37,341
- Okay. You grew up in --
you grew up in Burbank.
1390
00:58:37,341 --> 00:58:38,480
Yes.
1391
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,999
- Does that mean you
went to schools
1392
00:58:39,999 --> 00:58:41,725
that were full of child actors?
1393
00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:42,864
Did you know
all the child actors?
1394
00:58:42,864 --> 00:58:44,244
Not really.
1395
00:58:44,244 --> 00:58:47,109
I mean, I first -- I started out
in North Hollywood,
1396
00:58:47,109 --> 00:58:48,248
then I went to Burbank,
1397
00:58:48,248 --> 00:58:50,906
and when I was 12,
I moved to Encino.
1398
00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:53,633
And in Encino, I went to -- all
the schools were Catholic.
1399
00:58:53,633 --> 00:58:55,290
- Okay.
- I went to Catholic school,
1400
00:58:55,290 --> 00:58:56,705
12 years of Catholic school.
1401
00:58:56,705 --> 00:59:01,710
And in Encino,
there were Hollywood families.
1402
00:59:01,710 --> 00:59:04,057
Annette Funicello's daughter
I went to school with,
1403
00:59:04,057 --> 00:59:05,749
but the kids themselves,
they weren't --
1404
00:59:05,749 --> 00:59:06,888
they weren't actors,
1405
00:59:06,888 --> 00:59:08,821
but a lot of the parents
were actors.
1406
00:59:08,821 --> 00:59:09,822
- Okay.
Yeah.
1407
00:59:09,822 --> 00:59:11,237
Well, your mom
1408
00:59:11,237 --> 00:59:13,515
was a famous fashion designer.
1409
00:59:13,515 --> 00:59:14,896
- She was.
- Dorothy Schoelen.
1410
00:59:14,896 --> 00:59:17,761
Was that fun being the
daughter of a fashion designer?
1411
00:59:17,761 --> 00:59:20,211
Well, um, I guess.
1412
00:59:20,211 --> 00:59:22,559
She made women's clothes,
so I had lots of clothes.
1413
00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:24,802
- Alright, and then you
ended up training
1414
00:59:24,802 --> 00:59:27,011
at the Acting for Life Theater.
1415
00:59:27,011 --> 00:59:29,427
Now, I thought I knew
every acting school in America,
1416
00:59:29,427 --> 00:59:31,291
but I don't know.
The Acting for Life Theater.
1417
00:59:31,291 --> 00:59:32,396
What is that one?
1418
00:59:32,396 --> 00:59:34,294
Okay, so this was a school
1419
00:59:34,294 --> 00:59:37,263
started out by one person.
1420
00:59:37,263 --> 00:59:38,989
His name was Gene Bua.
1421
00:59:38,989 --> 00:59:42,164
He was on a soap opera,
a "Love of Life.
1422
00:59:42,164 --> 00:59:43,580
- Do you remember that soap?
- "Love of Life," yeah.
1423
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,167
- Yeah, he was on
"Love of Life"
1424
00:59:45,167 --> 00:59:47,031
and, I think,
one called "Somerset"
1425
00:59:47,031 --> 00:59:48,964
or something like that.
1426
00:59:48,964 --> 00:59:52,865
But he came out to L.A.,
and he started the school
1427
00:59:52,865 --> 00:59:55,350
and a ton of people
were in his class.
1428
00:59:55,350 --> 00:59:59,975
So really ended up being
a fair amount of celebrities
1429
00:59:59,975 --> 01:00:01,839
took class with him
in the long run.
1430
01:00:01,839 --> 01:00:05,740
But when I first started
with him, I was just a teenager,
1431
01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:08,881
and people that were
in acting class
1432
01:00:08,881 --> 01:00:13,023
felt that the class was so --
it transformed them as people,
1433
01:00:13,023 --> 01:00:15,059
the process of the act.
1434
01:00:15,059 --> 01:00:17,303
- So, you liked it?
- He was my mentor.
1435
01:00:17,303 --> 01:00:20,547
He changed my life in many ways
1436
01:00:20,547 --> 01:00:23,136
because he got me in touch
with my feelings.
1437
01:00:23,136 --> 01:00:24,241
Really?
1438
01:00:24,241 --> 01:00:25,483
- And so that help
with the acting.
1439
01:00:25,483 --> 01:00:26,588
- That's actually
a common thing,
1440
01:00:26,588 --> 01:00:28,590
is that is that character actors
1441
01:00:28,590 --> 01:00:30,143
and especially soap actors
1442
01:00:30,143 --> 01:00:32,525
frequently are the best
acting teachers.
1443
01:00:32,525 --> 01:00:34,147
I mean, it's happened again
and again and again
1444
01:00:34,147 --> 01:00:35,528
in acting studios.
1445
01:00:35,528 --> 01:00:38,324
So, you were just working
all the time, I guess,
1446
01:00:38,324 --> 01:00:40,291
because of the Acting
for Life Theater.
1447
01:00:40,291 --> 01:00:42,052
You're just working
all the time
1448
01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:43,605
- throughout the '80s.
- [Laughs]
1449
01:00:43,605 --> 01:00:48,645
- You were in a famous
unsold TV pilot
1450
01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,957
directed by the legendary
Don Mischer.
1451
01:00:50,957 --> 01:00:52,752
- Yeah.
Called "The Best of Times."
1452
01:00:52,752 --> 01:00:55,928
Now, that was Crispin Glover's
acting debut.
1453
01:00:55,928 --> 01:00:57,861
It was Nicolas Cage's
acting debut.
1454
01:00:57,861 --> 01:00:58,931
Was that your
acting debut?
1455
01:00:58,931 --> 01:01:01,450
- And Jill Schoelen.
- It was, okay.
1456
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:05,385
I mean, all the famous actors
of the '80s were in that...
1457
01:01:05,385 --> 01:01:07,111
- Yeah.
- ...pilot, I guess,
1458
01:01:07,111 --> 01:01:09,286
that never became
a series, right?
1459
01:01:09,286 --> 01:01:12,461
- ABC kind of wanted an answer.
- Yeah.
1460
01:01:12,461 --> 01:01:14,222
- You know,
some kind of mirror image
1461
01:01:14,222 --> 01:01:16,465
in their own unique way of fame.
1462
01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:19,434
And somehow they came up
with "The Best of Times,
1463
01:01:19,434 --> 01:01:22,299
which really wasn't...
1464
01:01:22,299 --> 01:01:23,369
- A good time?
- ...the best.
1465
01:01:23,369 --> 01:01:24,508
- We'll talk
about that in a minute.
1466
01:01:24,508 --> 01:01:26,441
Anyway, Crispin Glover...
1467
01:01:26,441 --> 01:01:27,925
- Yeah.
- Now -- now are you thinking
1468
01:01:27,925 --> 01:01:31,066
of Crispin Glover
and Nicolas Cage as
1469
01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:33,517
oh, wow most talented actors
I've ever seen,
1470
01:01:33,517 --> 01:01:34,932
they're going to be superstars?
1471
01:01:34,932 --> 01:01:37,694
Or were you thinking, eh, couple
of dudes from acting class?
1472
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:42,768
- First of all, Crispin, he was
the most adorable boy.
1473
01:01:42,768 --> 01:01:45,011
You know, he was just
so adorable.
1474
01:01:45,011 --> 01:01:46,737
- Yeah.
- And he was quirky.
1475
01:01:46,737 --> 01:01:49,084
He was so quirky
as a human being.
1476
01:01:49,084 --> 01:01:50,914
- So I did think --
- Everyone would agree with that.
1477
01:01:50,914 --> 01:01:53,502
Crispin is quirky.
1478
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,953
You know, where it says quirky
in the dictionary,
1479
01:01:55,953 --> 01:01:57,886
there is a picture
of Crispin Glover.
1480
01:01:57,886 --> 01:02:00,026
- Yeah.
- We all got along great.
1481
01:02:00,026 --> 01:02:02,304
The three of us probably
hung out for a year
1482
01:02:02,304 --> 01:02:03,720
all the time together.
1483
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,791
- Really?
You and Crispin and Nicholas.
1484
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,758
- Because they went
to the same high school.
1485
01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,587
- So you became
the Three Musketeers
1486
01:02:09,587 --> 01:02:11,175
- with Crispin in there?
- We were, yeah.
1487
01:02:11,175 --> 01:02:12,798
For a short --
for a little short,
1488
01:02:12,798 --> 01:02:15,835
a little like, you know,
couple strands
1489
01:02:15,835 --> 01:02:17,595
of hair in your life.
[Laughs]
1490
01:02:17,595 --> 01:02:20,633
- Okay. And of course,
this audience knows you
1491
01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:26,328
from all of your horror roles,
from Wes Craven's "Chiller"
1492
01:02:26,328 --> 01:02:28,779
and "Phantom of the" --
1493
01:02:28,779 --> 01:02:32,679
"Phantom of the Opera"
and "Curse II."
1494
01:02:32,679 --> 01:02:35,406
[Laughter]
1495
01:02:35,406 --> 01:02:37,615
And "When a Stranger
Calls Back."
1496
01:02:37,615 --> 01:02:39,203
- Yeah.
- And I guess your true
1497
01:02:39,203 --> 01:02:41,205
breakthrough film,
though, was "The Stepfather."
1498
01:02:41,205 --> 01:02:43,863
- I think in the genre
it probably was, yeah.
1499
01:02:43,863 --> 01:02:48,074
Because that was the film that
as a result of doing that film,
1500
01:02:48,074 --> 01:02:51,457
and, you know, I remember
at the time Joe Ruben,
1501
01:02:51,457 --> 01:02:54,218
the director, said to me
once it came out,
1502
01:02:54,218 --> 01:02:56,600
he said, "Jill,
our mothers and grandmothers
1503
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:59,568
could not have written
better reviews for this movie."
1504
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:01,156
The reviews were so fantastic.
1505
01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:02,364
They were very good.
1506
01:03:02,364 --> 01:03:04,539
So as you start to get
cast over and over
1507
01:03:04,539 --> 01:03:06,334
in these horror films,
1508
01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:08,992
I take it you're not
that pleased with that.
1509
01:03:08,992 --> 01:03:11,063
You would like
to do things other than...
1510
01:03:11,063 --> 01:03:13,410
Well, I was doing other things.
1511
01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:17,276
I starred in a musical
in Los Angeles,
1512
01:03:17,276 --> 01:03:18,898
was supposed to run
for six weeks.
1513
01:03:18,898 --> 01:03:20,520
It ran for five
and a half years.
1514
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,834
The role was written for me.
It was a fantastic role.
1515
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:25,698
- What was the musical?
- It was called "Pepper Street."
1516
01:03:25,698 --> 01:03:27,942
It was about a teenage suicide.
1517
01:03:27,942 --> 01:03:30,565
A girl who has committed
suicide, and a far cry --
1518
01:03:30,565 --> 01:03:32,981
- Come to this show
about suicide,
1519
01:03:32,981 --> 01:03:35,742
and let's dance and sing.
[Laughter]
1520
01:03:35,742 --> 01:03:38,262
- Well, it was, you know,
the humanity
1521
01:03:38,262 --> 01:03:39,470
- that was written for me.
- Okay.
1522
01:03:39,470 --> 01:03:41,679
I had 10 songs a show.
1523
01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:43,267
- 10 songs?
- Yeah, killed my voice.
1524
01:03:43,267 --> 01:03:45,822
- Wow. So you've got
the singing chops and the...
1525
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,064
- Yeah, and dance.
- Dancing.
1526
01:03:47,064 --> 01:03:49,204
- It's a whole thing in it.
- Wow.
1527
01:03:49,204 --> 01:03:51,413
- And you learned all that
at the Acting for Life Theater?
1528
01:03:51,413 --> 01:03:52,483
- No.
- While you were going
1529
01:03:52,483 --> 01:03:53,691
- to Catholic school?
- No.
1530
01:03:53,691 --> 01:03:56,694
I practically
came out of the womb singing.
1531
01:03:56,694 --> 01:03:59,076
- Wow.
You had a fascinating childhood.
1532
01:03:59,076 --> 01:04:00,629
- Alright, well -- well...
- [Laughs]
1533
01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:02,666
- ...we hadn't even gotten
into the psychodrama
1534
01:04:02,666 --> 01:04:05,807
surrounding "Popcorn" yet,
but we have plenty of time.
1535
01:04:05,807 --> 01:04:10,743
So, you are skulking around
the Dreamland Theater
1536
01:04:10,743 --> 01:04:12,676
checking up
on your flaky boyfriend
1537
01:04:12,676 --> 01:04:14,954
who walked in with a Playboy
Playmate on his arm.
1538
01:04:14,954 --> 01:04:19,027
That's -- that's Karen Witter,
Miss March 1982,
1539
01:04:19,027 --> 01:04:23,652
as the haughty blond Joy
who is seems not too amused
1540
01:04:23,652 --> 01:04:26,863
by being left alone
by her date at the theater.
1541
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:30,867
So, let's get back
to the movie.
1542
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:33,248
You know, Dee Wallace talked
about that theater like it
1543
01:04:33,248 --> 01:04:36,286
was a disease infected
derelict flophouse.
1544
01:04:36,286 --> 01:04:39,047
She was -- she was not -- she
was not fond of that theater.
1545
01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:42,154
She said it smelled like urine
and it had been basically
1546
01:04:42,154 --> 01:04:44,535
taken over by homeless people
before they ran them out
1547
01:04:44,535 --> 01:04:45,605
so they can make
the movie there.
1548
01:04:45,605 --> 01:04:46,641
Is that true?
1549
01:04:46,641 --> 01:04:48,505
That may have been true.
1550
01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:50,058
Have you been to Kingston,
Jamaica?
1551
01:04:50,058 --> 01:04:51,508
No, I have not.
1552
01:04:51,508 --> 01:04:53,510
- I personally
fell in love with it.
1553
01:04:53,510 --> 01:04:56,133
I love that country.
1554
01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:57,928
Kingston can be rough.
1555
01:04:57,928 --> 01:05:00,103
- Okay.
- It can be rough, rough place.
1556
01:05:00,103 --> 01:05:02,484
- They weren't using this theater
before they made this movie.
1557
01:05:02,484 --> 01:05:05,660
- No, I think it was
pretty much abandoned,
1558
01:05:05,660 --> 01:05:08,042
and that's probably where
Dee got her point of view.
1559
01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:10,734
- Probably. She saw it
before you saw it, yeah.
1560
01:05:10,734 --> 01:05:11,735
- For sure.
- Okay.
1561
01:05:11,735 --> 01:05:13,116
Sounds so exotic, you know?
1562
01:05:13,116 --> 01:05:15,428
Hey, mon, we're making
a movie in Jamaica.
1563
01:05:15,428 --> 01:05:16,809
- You know?
- [Laughs]
1564
01:05:16,809 --> 01:05:19,881
- Sounds like Sun Devil Beaches
and Cabana boys, right?
1565
01:05:19,881 --> 01:05:22,435
You know, I'm going to Jamaica,
and then you --
1566
01:05:22,435 --> 01:05:24,610
you will never leave
this dilapidated building.
1567
01:05:24,610 --> 01:05:26,957
[Laughter]
1568
01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:32,273
♪♪
1569
01:05:32,273 --> 01:05:33,412
[Static]
1570
01:05:34,344 --> 01:05:38,106
♪♪
1571
01:05:38,106 --> 01:05:39,349
[Liquid bubbling]
1572
01:05:39,349 --> 01:05:41,282
♪♪
1573
01:05:41,282 --> 01:05:43,353
[Steam whistling]
1574
01:05:43,353 --> 01:05:51,395
♪♪
1575
01:05:51,395 --> 01:05:59,231
♪♪
1576
01:05:59,231 --> 01:06:08,447
♪♪
1577
01:06:08,447 --> 01:06:10,207
[Indistinct conversations]
1578
01:06:10,207 --> 01:06:14,349
♪♪
1579
01:06:14,349 --> 01:06:16,248
So, let me get this straight.
1580
01:06:16,248 --> 01:06:18,975
Uh, this guy Gates,
like, come back from the dead
1581
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,424
to show some flick he made
1582
01:06:20,424 --> 01:06:21,667
and, like, walked up
to the movie theater
1583
01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:23,151
and bought a ticket,
like that?
1584
01:06:23,151 --> 01:06:25,464
Am I getting this right
or am I just delirious?
1585
01:06:25,464 --> 01:06:28,156
- I didn't say that he came back
from the dead.
1586
01:06:28,156 --> 01:06:30,227
- Right, right,
but, well, this Sarah thing,
1587
01:06:30,227 --> 01:06:32,022
run that by me again.
1588
01:06:32,022 --> 01:06:33,851
He called me Sarah.
1589
01:06:33,851 --> 01:06:36,199
Maybe he thinks
I'm his daughter.
1590
01:06:36,199 --> 01:06:39,788
- Oh. Oh, so Gates has a daughter
named Sarah?
1591
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:40,789
Yes!
1592
01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:42,412
And we know this how?
1593
01:06:42,412 --> 01:06:44,069
- I don't know, Mark,
but I kn--
1594
01:06:44,069 --> 01:06:47,279
Ugh.
You're pissing me off.
1595
01:06:47,279 --> 01:06:49,936
Well, enjoy your little joke?
1596
01:06:49,936 --> 01:06:52,111
- What?
- Locking me out of the theater.
1597
01:06:52,111 --> 01:06:55,011
I had to climb down the fire
escape and into the side yard.
1598
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,633
I fell in a trash bin.
1599
01:06:56,633 --> 01:06:59,774
I twisted my ankle while
climbing the barbed wire fence,
1600
01:06:59,774 --> 01:07:02,087
outrunning a very pissed
off Doberman.
1601
01:07:02,087 --> 01:07:04,572
And now if you'll excuse me,
I have to change reels.
1602
01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:06,953
- Toby, I didn't do anything,
I swear it.
1603
01:07:06,953 --> 01:07:08,507
- Oh, yeah?
Well, who did, then, huh?
1604
01:07:08,507 --> 01:07:10,129
Don't look at me.
1605
01:07:10,129 --> 01:07:11,475
Maybe it was him.
1606
01:07:11,475 --> 01:07:12,787
- Who?
- You -- you mean Gates?
1607
01:07:12,787 --> 01:07:14,064
It could be!
1608
01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:16,584
- Oh, so Gates came back
from the dead to lock
1609
01:07:16,584 --> 01:07:18,103
Toby out of the theater.
1610
01:07:18,103 --> 01:07:20,036
Oh, yeah.
1611
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,383
That's real cute, Mark.
1612
01:07:22,383 --> 01:07:25,110
- Come on, Maggie.
I'm only fooling around.
1613
01:07:25,110 --> 01:07:29,355
- Great, why don't you
fool around with Joy, then?
1614
01:07:29,355 --> 01:07:30,770
[Whispering] Get out of here.
1615
01:07:30,770 --> 01:07:32,565
[Light clicks,
film projector clicking]
1616
01:07:32,565 --> 01:07:35,120
[Indistinct conversations]
1617
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:38,088
[Cheers and applause]
1618
01:07:38,088 --> 01:07:39,331
[ Thunder crashes ]
1619
01:07:39,331 --> 01:07:42,610
♪♪
1620
01:07:42,610 --> 01:07:44,301
[ Thunder crashes ]
1621
01:07:44,301 --> 01:07:45,820
[Cheers and applause]
1622
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:52,102
♪♪
1623
01:07:52,102 --> 01:07:53,483
[ Thunder crashes ]
1624
01:07:53,483 --> 01:07:59,489
♪♪
1625
01:07:59,489 --> 01:08:00,455
- How many?
- Just one.
1626
01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:02,285
Hi.
1627
01:08:02,285 --> 01:08:03,389
Did you have a nice break?
1628
01:08:03,389 --> 01:08:04,804
- I'm really sorry.
Thanks.
1629
01:08:04,804 --> 01:08:07,324
Yeah. Later.
1630
01:08:07,324 --> 01:08:09,188
- Great, there you go.
- Thanks.
1631
01:08:09,188 --> 01:08:11,604
Two popcorns, please.
1632
01:08:11,604 --> 01:08:13,641
What's up, player?
1633
01:08:13,641 --> 01:08:15,091
Don't ask.
1634
01:08:15,091 --> 01:08:18,784
The prisoner will stand.
1635
01:08:18,784 --> 01:08:20,924
There being no legal cause
1636
01:08:20,924 --> 01:08:23,271
why a sentenceshould not be pronounced --
1637
01:08:23,271 --> 01:08:26,102
- Your Honor, the defensewould like the court
1638
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:27,724
to consider the fact...
1639
01:08:27,724 --> 01:08:31,831
Joy, what's the story?
1640
01:08:31,831 --> 01:08:33,592
- Hey, I tried
to save it for you,
1641
01:08:33,592 --> 01:08:36,457
but you were gone
for so long.
1642
01:08:36,457 --> 01:08:37,941
...the court would be lenient.
1643
01:08:37,941 --> 01:08:39,425
Hey, man, you're in my seat.
1644
01:08:39,425 --> 01:08:41,703
- It is the judgmentand sentence of this court...
1645
01:08:41,703 --> 01:08:43,912
Eat shit, asshole.
1646
01:08:43,912 --> 01:08:47,088
- ...that for the crime ofmurder in the first degree...
1647
01:08:47,088 --> 01:08:49,470
You wanna repeat that, pal?
1648
01:08:49,470 --> 01:08:50,643
Huh?
1649
01:08:50,643 --> 01:08:52,507
♪♪
1650
01:08:52,507 --> 01:08:54,060
[Seat clacks]
1651
01:08:54,060 --> 01:08:58,927
I said eat shit, asshole.
1652
01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:02,241
- And may God have mercyon your soul.
1653
01:09:02,241 --> 01:09:03,242
[Fist thuds]
1654
01:09:03,242 --> 01:09:05,106
- Whoo-hoo!
1655
01:09:05,106 --> 01:09:06,107
[Body thuds]
1656
01:09:06,107 --> 01:09:07,867
Ooh, nice shot, dude.
1657
01:09:12,078 --> 01:09:13,770
Oh.
1658
01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:15,392
Isn't Mr. Davis here?
1659
01:09:15,392 --> 01:09:17,291
- He's backstage.
Will you tell him I need him?
1660
01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:18,637
What for?
1661
01:09:18,637 --> 01:09:20,432
- Every one of these buttons
here represents
1662
01:09:20,432 --> 01:09:22,019
a wired seat down there.
1663
01:09:22,019 --> 01:09:24,021
They're supposed to go off
in automatic sequence,
1664
01:09:24,021 --> 01:09:25,713
only I don't know
how to set the timer.
1665
01:09:25,713 --> 01:09:27,439
So in the meanwhile,
I'm gonna have to zap
1666
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:28,509
everybody manually,
which is --
1667
01:09:28,509 --> 01:09:31,063
- That's fascinating, Bud.
I'll tell him.
1668
01:09:31,063 --> 01:09:33,479
- Tell me.
- Tell him, then.
1669
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:37,794
What do you know abouterythrocytes and leukocytes?
1670
01:09:37,794 --> 01:09:41,177
- Say, aren't those the redand white
1671
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,455
corpuscles in the blood?
1672
01:09:43,455 --> 01:09:44,628
Very good, Vernon.
1673
01:09:44,628 --> 01:09:46,872
[Laughter]
1674
01:09:46,872 --> 01:09:54,086
I have created a thirdcorpuscle -- the "magnecyte."
1675
01:09:54,086 --> 01:09:57,469
Theoretically, it canregenerate the blood cells
1676
01:09:57,469 --> 01:10:00,368
even after severe trauma,any trauma.
1677
01:10:02,163 --> 01:10:03,613
Even electrocution.
1678
01:10:03,613 --> 01:10:05,684
♪♪
1679
01:10:05,684 --> 01:10:07,893
I get it.
1680
01:10:07,893 --> 01:10:10,171
You want to inject mewith this corpuscle
1681
01:10:10,171 --> 01:10:13,381
to see if I can survivethe chair, is that it?
1682
01:10:13,381 --> 01:10:14,624
Exactly.
1683
01:10:14,624 --> 01:10:16,384
- There's this mysteryin her own life
1684
01:10:16,384 --> 01:10:18,144
that she hasn't solved yet,which --
1685
01:10:18,144 --> 01:10:21,665
Sarah, wake up.
1686
01:10:21,665 --> 01:10:24,116
Your life has been a dream.
1687
01:10:24,116 --> 01:10:25,842
You are possessed.
1688
01:10:25,842 --> 01:10:26,946
[Tape recorder clicks]
1689
01:10:27,671 --> 01:10:29,328
[Door bangs,
man groans, crashes]
1690
01:10:33,298 --> 01:10:35,507
Mark! Sorry!
1691
01:10:35,507 --> 01:10:36,991
What are you doing here?
1692
01:10:36,991 --> 01:10:38,199
I just came to talk to you.
1693
01:10:38,199 --> 01:10:40,097
- Hey, listen, you remember
that guy Gates?
1694
01:10:40,097 --> 01:10:41,754
I can prove
that he was here.
1695
01:10:41,754 --> 01:10:43,515
When we were gone,
he came into the box office
1696
01:10:43,515 --> 01:10:45,379
and he left a message
on my recorder.
1697
01:10:45,379 --> 01:10:47,588
Listen. Shit!
1698
01:10:47,588 --> 01:10:50,522
Shit, I must've smashed it
into the door.
1699
01:10:50,522 --> 01:10:52,213
Tina was here.
I bet she saw him.
1700
01:10:52,213 --> 01:10:54,698
Cheryl, did you see
where Tina went?
1701
01:10:54,698 --> 01:10:55,872
- Check with Bud.
He might know.
1702
01:10:55,872 --> 01:10:57,770
Great.
1703
01:10:57,770 --> 01:11:00,117
It's time, Vernon.
1704
01:11:00,117 --> 01:11:01,671
I'm ready, Warden.
1705
01:11:01,671 --> 01:11:09,230
♪♪
1706
01:11:09,230 --> 01:11:11,197
So long, Vernon.
1707
01:11:11,197 --> 01:11:13,579
Adios, Big Gil.
1708
01:11:13,579 --> 01:11:15,236
Warm it up for me, Vernon.
1709
01:11:15,236 --> 01:11:17,169
Anytime, Maxie.
1710
01:11:17,169 --> 01:11:19,309
- Hey, Vernon, whatever theytell you, don't sit down!
1711
01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:21,138
[Laughter]
1712
01:11:21,138 --> 01:11:23,727
I'll keep that in mind, Otis.
1713
01:11:23,727 --> 01:11:25,281
- Vernon,when you get to heaven,
1714
01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,213
will you tell my maI said hello?
1715
01:11:27,213 --> 01:11:29,561
- I ain't going to heaven,Bobby.
1716
01:11:29,561 --> 01:11:31,804
But I'll sure be gladto say hello to your daddy.
1717
01:11:31,804 --> 01:11:33,116
[Laughter]
1718
01:11:33,116 --> 01:11:34,497
[Cranking]
1719
01:11:34,497 --> 01:11:37,258
♪♪
1720
01:11:37,258 --> 01:11:38,397
Mr. Davis?
1721
01:11:38,397 --> 01:11:43,333
♪♪
1722
01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:45,404
Hey, that mosquito gag
was great.
1723
01:11:45,404 --> 01:11:50,582
♪♪
1724
01:11:50,582 --> 01:11:52,135
Hey, Bud, where's Tina?
1725
01:11:52,135 --> 01:11:54,448
- Jesus, you almost made me
zap the third row.
1726
01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:56,035
- Cheryl said she was up here
with you.
1727
01:11:56,035 --> 01:11:57,278
Well, she's looking for Davis.
1728
01:11:57,278 --> 01:11:59,073
Check backstage.
1729
01:11:59,073 --> 01:12:01,075
Hey, you'll need this.
1730
01:12:01,075 --> 01:12:02,145
Thanks.
1731
01:12:02,145 --> 01:12:06,391
♪♪
1732
01:12:06,391 --> 01:12:08,185
[Laughter]
1733
01:12:08,185 --> 01:12:10,429
Sauté the sucker!
1734
01:12:10,429 --> 01:12:12,949
[Laughter]
1735
01:12:12,949 --> 01:12:14,260
Fry him!
1736
01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:15,745
[Applause]
1737
01:12:15,745 --> 01:12:17,125
Fry him!
1738
01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,748
Make mine medium rare!
1739
01:12:18,748 --> 01:12:20,681
[Audience chanting "Fry him!"
1740
01:12:20,681 --> 01:12:24,098
♪♪
1741
01:12:24,098 --> 01:12:28,274
- Alright, kids,
here comes Dr. Zap.
1742
01:12:28,274 --> 01:12:29,483
Any last words?
1743
01:12:29,483 --> 01:12:31,933
[Chanting continues]
1744
01:12:31,933 --> 01:12:33,521
See you later.
1745
01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:36,179
♪♪
1746
01:12:36,179 --> 01:12:37,353
[Drum roll]
1747
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:46,465
♪♪
1748
01:12:46,465 --> 01:12:48,950
And away we go.
1749
01:12:48,950 --> 01:12:52,989
♪♪
1750
01:12:52,989 --> 01:12:54,991
[Cheering]
1751
01:12:54,991 --> 01:12:56,026
[ Electricity crackling ]
1752
01:12:56,026 --> 01:12:57,062
[ Groans ]
1753
01:12:57,062 --> 01:12:58,201
- Bingo!
[Electricity crackles]
1754
01:12:58,201 --> 01:13:00,272
♪♪
1755
01:13:00,272 --> 01:13:01,273
Boop!
1756
01:13:01,273 --> 01:13:02,447
[Electricity crackling]
1757
01:13:02,447 --> 01:13:04,310
♪♪
1758
01:13:04,310 --> 01:13:06,623
Attention, hemorrhoid
sufferers...
1759
01:13:06,623 --> 01:13:07,969
[Button clicks,
electricity crackles]
1760
01:13:07,969 --> 01:13:10,282
[ Groaning ]
1761
01:13:10,282 --> 01:13:13,941
- You, sir, have just received
the Ted Bundy award.
1762
01:13:13,941 --> 01:13:15,183
[Electricity crackles]
1763
01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:17,427
[Laughing] Yes!
1764
01:13:17,427 --> 01:13:19,429
Ah, this is fun.
I like doing this.
1765
01:13:19,429 --> 01:13:20,430
[Buttons clicking]
1766
01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:22,156
[Electricity crackling]
1767
01:13:22,950 --> 01:13:24,089
Boo!
1768
01:13:24,089 --> 01:13:30,854
♪♪
1769
01:13:30,854 --> 01:13:31,855
Bud needs you.
1770
01:13:31,855 --> 01:13:34,996
[Audience screaming in distance]
1771
01:13:34,996 --> 01:13:38,586
And by the way, so do I.
1772
01:13:38,586 --> 01:13:41,037
Your lip, it's peeling.
1773
01:13:41,037 --> 01:13:42,245
Nerves.
1774
01:13:42,245 --> 01:13:43,522
[Chuckles]
1775
01:13:43,522 --> 01:13:45,628
How about a quickie right here
with just that
1776
01:13:45,628 --> 01:13:49,735
little screen between us
and public exposure?
1777
01:13:49,735 --> 01:13:52,566
Everybody always wonders
how I get those straight As.
1778
01:13:52,566 --> 01:13:56,432
I keep telling them I do lots
of extra credit assignments.
1779
01:13:58,710 --> 01:14:00,436
- Mm.
- [Chuckles]
1780
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:03,542
♪♪
1781
01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:05,993
- My God,he's still breathing.
1782
01:14:05,993 --> 01:14:07,926
[Groaning]
1783
01:14:07,926 --> 01:14:09,514
[Tearing]
1784
01:14:09,514 --> 01:14:11,447
[Muffled scream]
1785
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:13,310
[Strap pops]
1786
01:14:13,310 --> 01:14:14,484
[Growling]
1787
01:14:14,484 --> 01:14:15,623
[Grunting]
1788
01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:18,764
♪♪
1789
01:14:18,764 --> 01:14:20,179
[ Electricity crackling ]
1790
01:14:20,179 --> 01:14:23,838
♪♪
1791
01:14:23,838 --> 01:14:25,288
[Groaning]
1792
01:14:25,288 --> 01:14:27,980
♪♪
1793
01:14:27,980 --> 01:14:29,326
[Whimpering]
1794
01:14:29,326 --> 01:14:33,089
♪♪
1795
01:14:33,089 --> 01:14:34,159
[Screaming]
1796
01:14:34,159 --> 01:14:36,092
♪♪
1797
01:14:36,092 --> 01:14:37,231
[Roaring]
1798
01:14:37,231 --> 01:14:39,026
[ Electricity crackling ]
1799
01:14:39,026 --> 01:14:40,683
- [Screaming]
- [Growling]
1800
01:14:40,683 --> 01:14:45,964
♪♪
1801
01:14:45,964 --> 01:14:48,380
What can we do?
1802
01:14:48,380 --> 01:14:50,106
Get Washington on the line.
1803
01:14:50,106 --> 01:14:51,141
Pronto.
1804
01:14:51,141 --> 01:14:52,660
[ Screaming ]
1805
01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:54,455
[ Electricity crackling ]
1806
01:14:54,455 --> 01:15:00,426
♪♪
1807
01:15:00,426 --> 01:15:02,912
[ Evil laughter ]
1808
01:15:02,912 --> 01:15:04,638
[Cheers and applause]
1809
01:15:04,638 --> 01:15:10,506
♪♪
1810
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,887
I don't see him.
1811
01:15:12,887 --> 01:15:14,268
Shoot.
1812
01:15:14,268 --> 01:15:17,133
I see you.
1813
01:15:17,133 --> 01:15:20,377
- Wow, Maggie.
Maggie, check this out.
1814
01:15:20,377 --> 01:15:23,691
- [Gasps]
Tina, you scared me.
1815
01:15:23,691 --> 01:15:25,175
Are you okay?
1816
01:15:25,175 --> 01:15:26,970
- Mm-hmm.
1817
01:15:26,970 --> 01:15:29,179
Shh.
1818
01:15:29,179 --> 01:15:30,629
Audience.
1819
01:15:30,629 --> 01:15:34,115
- Right, um,
what are you doing up here?
1820
01:15:34,115 --> 01:15:37,912
Securing the mosquito.
1821
01:15:37,912 --> 01:15:39,155
- Hey, listen,
did you see anybody
1822
01:15:39,155 --> 01:15:41,847
come into the box office
after I left?
1823
01:15:41,847 --> 01:15:43,642
[Whispering] Mr. Davis.
1824
01:15:43,642 --> 01:15:45,368
Where'd he go?
1825
01:15:45,368 --> 01:15:47,163
He just left.
1826
01:15:47,163 --> 01:15:48,440
Damn it.
1827
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,718
- Well, maybe
I could still catch him.
1828
01:15:50,718 --> 01:15:51,926
- Tina should start
eating better.
1829
01:15:51,926 --> 01:15:54,273
She looks like shit.
1830
01:15:54,273 --> 01:15:55,481
Bye.
1831
01:15:55,481 --> 01:15:57,967
♪♪
1832
01:15:57,967 --> 01:15:58,933
[Body thuds]
1833
01:15:58,933 --> 01:16:00,141
[Static]
1834
01:16:00,141 --> 01:16:02,488
Black mass is now in session.
1835
01:16:02,488 --> 01:16:06,941
Time enough at last
for one Joe Bob's Samhain tips.
1836
01:16:06,941 --> 01:16:08,149
[Evil laughs]
1837
01:16:08,149 --> 01:16:09,910
[Coughing]
1838
01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:11,843
- If you're ever reading
the Bible
1839
01:16:11,843 --> 01:16:14,466
and you get seriously
into Deuteronomy,
1840
01:16:14,466 --> 01:16:15,778
and who doesn't, you know?
1841
01:16:15,778 --> 01:16:18,574
You might wonder why God
is always commanded Israel
1842
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,818
to destroy the pillars
and the groves.
1843
01:16:21,818 --> 01:16:24,580
Pillars and groves,
groves and pillars.
1844
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,616
It's in there hundreds of times
with the commandment
1845
01:16:26,616 --> 01:16:30,171
to overthrow their altars,
break their pillars,
1846
01:16:30,171 --> 01:16:32,001
burn their groves with fire,
1847
01:16:32,001 --> 01:16:33,934
wipe out their names
from every place.
1848
01:16:33,934 --> 01:16:35,729
And this is pretty much
what happened.
1849
01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,800
Wasn't enough
just to conquer a territory.
1850
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:40,147
You had to get in there
and chop down the pillars
1851
01:16:40,147 --> 01:16:41,251
and burn the groves.
1852
01:16:41,251 --> 01:16:43,702
And the pillars were
giant images
1853
01:16:43,702 --> 01:16:47,085
of fertility gods,
and the groves were --
1854
01:16:47,085 --> 01:16:49,466
that's what I want
to talk about here.
1855
01:16:49,466 --> 01:16:52,297
But the reason we don't know
more about these Pagan gods
1856
01:16:52,297 --> 01:16:55,162
is Israel did
what God said to do.
1857
01:16:55,162 --> 01:16:56,715
They had their names wiped out
1858
01:16:56,715 --> 01:16:59,925
from every place
until neo-paganism,
1859
01:16:59,925 --> 01:17:02,445
when we started building
those pillars back up again.
1860
01:17:02,445 --> 01:17:03,722
And my point right now, though,
1861
01:17:03,722 --> 01:17:06,587
is going out into the woods
and having wild sex,
1862
01:17:06,587 --> 01:17:08,347
that's what happened
in the Grove
1863
01:17:08,347 --> 01:17:10,108
where the sacred prostitutes
held court.
1864
01:17:10,108 --> 01:17:14,560
So, today we don't have
any sacred prostitutes,
1865
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,391
except in 10 rural
Nevada counties.
1866
01:17:17,391 --> 01:17:20,428
So if you want to get in touch
with the true Halloween,
1867
01:17:20,428 --> 01:17:23,500
get your horniest
10 friends together,
1868
01:17:23,500 --> 01:17:24,950
go down to
Dick's Sporting Goods
1869
01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:27,090
and get some of those
glamping tents.
1870
01:17:27,090 --> 01:17:29,575
Go to the state park,
put the tents in a circle,
1871
01:17:29,575 --> 01:17:32,717
everybody strip naked and party
till it feels sacred.
1872
01:17:32,717 --> 01:17:34,028
You know, we can't be
more specific
1873
01:17:34,028 --> 01:17:35,685
about what goes on
in the groves
1874
01:17:35,685 --> 01:17:37,756
because the people of Moses
burned them out
1875
01:17:37,756 --> 01:17:39,275
before they could record
the ceremony.
1876
01:17:39,275 --> 01:17:41,587
So we have to improvise.
1877
01:17:41,587 --> 01:17:44,176
It's sacred and it's nekkid.
1878
01:17:44,176 --> 01:17:46,247
That's kind of all
we need to know, right?
1879
01:17:46,247 --> 01:17:49,043
When the sun comes up, the grove
shuts down till next year.
1880
01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:52,219
So, sexy Samhain, people.
[Laughter]
1881
01:17:52,219 --> 01:17:53,738
Alright, Jill.
1882
01:17:53,738 --> 01:17:55,187
[Laughs]
1883
01:17:55,187 --> 01:17:59,226
- Do you ever find this movie
a little bit confusing?
1884
01:17:59,226 --> 01:18:00,296
I mean...
1885
01:18:00,296 --> 01:18:01,504
[Laughter]
1886
01:18:01,504 --> 01:18:02,643
You can be honest.
1887
01:18:02,643 --> 01:18:03,886
I mean, I think
at one point --
1888
01:18:03,886 --> 01:18:05,232
Rhetorical.
1889
01:18:05,232 --> 01:18:08,338
- I think at one point
your boyfriend says,
1890
01:18:08,338 --> 01:18:09,857
"Who are we looking for?"
1891
01:18:09,857 --> 01:18:11,721
You know, 'cause --
'cause everybody
1892
01:18:11,721 --> 01:18:12,964
is wandering around backstage
1893
01:18:12,964 --> 01:18:14,931
at the Dreamland Theater
and people are dying
1894
01:18:14,931 --> 01:18:16,899
and we think it's Lanyard Gates.
1895
01:18:16,899 --> 01:18:18,694
But don't do any spoilers yet,
1896
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,110
but we don't know
who the killer is yet.
1897
01:18:21,110 --> 01:18:25,804
But what did you think
when you first read this script?
1898
01:18:25,804 --> 01:18:28,358
- So, when I first read
the script was months
1899
01:18:28,358 --> 01:18:32,742
and months earlier because they
had cast the other girl
1900
01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:35,055
and I went off
and did this movie, "Rich Girl."
1901
01:18:35,055 --> 01:18:38,506
And when I finished that is
when I got the phone call.
1902
01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:42,234
So it had been a long time
since I read the script.
1903
01:18:42,234 --> 01:18:45,893
I was somewhat familiar with it,
but then once I got the call
1904
01:18:45,893 --> 01:18:49,655
to and accepted the offer
to go over there,
1905
01:18:49,655 --> 01:18:51,485
I never had a chance to look
at the script.
1906
01:18:51,485 --> 01:18:53,659
- And you were replacing
an actress who was fired.
1907
01:18:53,659 --> 01:18:55,869
So that that's got
to be awkward, right?
1908
01:18:55,869 --> 01:18:58,354
So I felt bad, yes, I did.
1909
01:18:58,354 --> 01:19:00,011
- Yeah.
- 12 years Catholic school, too.
1910
01:19:00,011 --> 01:19:01,081
Guilt, guilt, guilt.
1911
01:19:01,081 --> 01:19:03,635
- Did you know the girl
who was fired?
1912
01:19:03,635 --> 01:19:05,533
- I never met her.
I only knew of her.
1913
01:19:05,533 --> 01:19:07,328
I mean, everybody knows.
1914
01:19:07,328 --> 01:19:08,536
- She was -- she was
a working actress.
1915
01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:09,779
- She'd done a lot of work.
- Yeah.
1916
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:12,437
The two firings on the show
were Alan Ormsby,
1917
01:19:12,437 --> 01:19:14,473
- the director, got fired.
- Yes.
1918
01:19:14,473 --> 01:19:17,028
- And Amy O'Neill was --
was the lead actress
1919
01:19:17,028 --> 01:19:18,270
for three weeks.
1920
01:19:18,270 --> 01:19:19,789
And they were both
very emotional events
1921
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:22,309
because Alan Ormsby
and Bob Clark
1922
01:19:22,309 --> 01:19:23,931
never talked to
each other again.
1923
01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:24,932
You know, they had been friends
1924
01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,071
- for 20 years.
- That's right.
1925
01:19:26,071 --> 01:19:27,072
- And now they never talk
to each other again.
1926
01:19:27,072 --> 01:19:29,143
And Amy O'Neill was so upset
1927
01:19:29,143 --> 01:19:33,320
that her roommate, um,
Ivette Soler...
1928
01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:36,012
- Yes.
- ...who plays Joannie
1929
01:19:36,012 --> 01:19:39,809
in the movie,
she got on the plane with her
1930
01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:42,501
and flew to Miami with her
just for emotional support
1931
01:19:42,501 --> 01:19:44,814
because she was so,
you know, upset by it.
1932
01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:46,989
But apparently she was
fired over the phone.
1933
01:19:46,989 --> 01:19:51,096
So all that happened
before you showed up.
1934
01:19:51,096 --> 01:19:53,409
Now, what did they tell you
about the job?
1935
01:19:53,409 --> 01:19:56,722
- I never heard that story,
so right now I'm still dealing
1936
01:19:56,722 --> 01:19:58,759
with the shock of the story.
1937
01:19:58,759 --> 01:20:00,934
I didn't -- I had no idea that
1938
01:20:00,934 --> 01:20:03,212
that was her best friend,
any of that.
1939
01:20:03,212 --> 01:20:05,179
- So it's like --
- They were roommates
1940
01:20:05,179 --> 01:20:06,732
during -- in the first
three weeks.
1941
01:20:06,732 --> 01:20:09,114
And so that's why Ivette
went with her on the plane.
1942
01:20:09,114 --> 01:20:13,463
- I just was told that they ran
into troubles, big troubles
1943
01:20:13,463 --> 01:20:17,329
and they were desperate
to get somebody out there.
1944
01:20:17,329 --> 01:20:20,539
And to my understanding,
1945
01:20:20,539 --> 01:20:23,888
I was Alan's first choice
for the film.
1946
01:20:23,888 --> 01:20:28,927
And Bob Clark,
I think I was his second choice.
1947
01:20:28,927 --> 01:20:31,619
So when they fired her,
they called.
1948
01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:32,966
- Bob Clark,
who was the producer.
1949
01:20:32,966 --> 01:20:34,726
- Alan was the original director.
- Yeah.
1950
01:20:34,726 --> 01:20:38,109
Bob wanted, I guess,
wanted Amy O'Neill.
1951
01:20:38,109 --> 01:20:40,801
Alan wanted you,
and so then when they ended up
1952
01:20:40,801 --> 01:20:43,079
firing Amy O'Neill,
they bring in you.
1953
01:20:43,079 --> 01:20:45,288
- Yes, and they -- they
also fired him.
1954
01:20:45,288 --> 01:20:46,289
I don't -- I don't --
1955
01:20:46,289 --> 01:20:47,981
- And they -- but they're
firing Alan,
1956
01:20:47,981 --> 01:20:49,120
the guy who liked you.
1957
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:51,087
- Yes.
It was very awkward.
1958
01:20:51,087 --> 01:20:53,400
- So --
- The whole thing. [Laughs]
1959
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:54,677
- Now, what do you --
what did you think
1960
01:20:54,677 --> 01:20:56,196
when they -- when they
bring you in
1961
01:20:56,196 --> 01:20:58,543
and they tell you, okay,
the director,
1962
01:20:58,543 --> 01:21:00,234
instead of Alan,
the guy who likes you,
1963
01:21:00,234 --> 01:21:02,650
is going to be the guy
who played Billy in "Porky's?"
1964
01:21:02,650 --> 01:21:04,031
I didn't know any of that.
1965
01:21:04,031 --> 01:21:06,068
[Laughter]
1966
01:21:06,068 --> 01:21:07,759
- Okay.
- The only thing I knew about
1967
01:21:07,759 --> 01:21:09,830
"Porky's" was Roger Wilson,
1968
01:21:09,830 --> 01:21:13,075
who I starred with in a Cannon
film called "Thunder Alley."
1969
01:21:13,075 --> 01:21:15,387
He was in "Porky's,"
and that was my entire
1970
01:21:15,387 --> 01:21:16,768
knowledge of "Porky's."
1971
01:21:16,768 --> 01:21:18,321
- Okay.
- I knew nothing about it.
1972
01:21:18,321 --> 01:21:20,323
- Probably the best that
you don't know anything
1973
01:21:20,323 --> 01:21:21,462
- as you come in.
- [Laughs]
1974
01:21:21,462 --> 01:21:23,119
- You know, I-I never understood
1975
01:21:23,119 --> 01:21:25,811
why if the production
was this troubled
1976
01:21:25,811 --> 01:21:27,537
and Bob Clark was the producer,
1977
01:21:27,537 --> 01:21:30,057
why didn't he just step in
and direct it himself?
1978
01:21:30,057 --> 01:21:31,956
I don't know either.
1979
01:21:31,956 --> 01:21:36,167
It was a very uncomfortable
set when I arrived.
1980
01:21:36,167 --> 01:21:39,342
When I arrived,
everyone was silent
1981
01:21:39,342 --> 01:21:41,724
and it wasn't like,
oh, hey, blah, blah, blah,
1982
01:21:41,724 --> 01:21:43,381
you know, loosey goosey.
1983
01:21:43,381 --> 01:21:45,486
It was -- people were uptight.
1984
01:21:45,486 --> 01:21:46,694
- Yeah, okay.
- They weren't happy.
1985
01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:48,593
- So it's like
here's the new girl
1986
01:21:48,593 --> 01:21:50,215
who replaced that girl
that we like.
1987
01:21:50,215 --> 01:21:51,423
And they liked her.
1988
01:21:51,423 --> 01:21:53,253
- Yeah.
But, Bob, I mean,
1989
01:21:53,253 --> 01:21:56,152
I -- what I was told is
1990
01:21:56,152 --> 01:21:59,431
that he really did not want
1991
01:21:59,431 --> 01:22:01,640
the association of having
directed the film.
1992
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,194
Oh, that's true.
1993
01:22:03,194 --> 01:22:04,643
He didn't want
to do horror anymore.
1994
01:22:04,643 --> 01:22:06,162
He said I don't
do horror anymore.
1995
01:22:06,162 --> 01:22:08,613
- Something like that.
- But there's also the sense
1996
01:22:08,613 --> 01:22:12,617
that he was looking over
Mark's shoulder the whole time.
1997
01:22:12,617 --> 01:22:14,377
- Well, you know,
it's like it's very awkward.
1998
01:22:14,377 --> 01:22:17,449
I very -- I really like Mark.
1999
01:22:17,449 --> 01:22:18,588
- Mark Herrier.
- Mark Herrier.
2000
01:22:18,588 --> 01:22:20,625
- Meaning Billy from "Porky's."
- Yes.
2001
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:24,940
Sorry. "Porky's" Mark Herrier,
the director.
2002
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,218
So he was -- he was super nice.
2003
01:22:27,218 --> 01:22:33,500
He did appear to be directing,
but he -- it was like...
2004
01:22:33,500 --> 01:22:35,881
Let's say Bob was there, like --
2005
01:22:35,881 --> 01:22:37,435
I'm trying to find
the right words.
2006
01:22:37,435 --> 01:22:39,885
- I'm trying to be like --
- Bob was there all the time.
2007
01:22:39,885 --> 01:22:42,785
- Um, Bob was his mentor
on the film.
2008
01:22:42,785 --> 01:22:43,786
- Okay.
- That's how I'm gonna say it.
2009
01:22:43,786 --> 01:22:44,925
- Alright.
- Nicely done.
2010
01:22:44,925 --> 01:22:46,375
- Yeah.
- Well done.
2011
01:22:46,375 --> 01:22:47,859
- [Laughing] We're going
to go back to the movie.
2012
01:22:47,859 --> 01:22:50,206
- But he was very hands on,
Mark.
2013
01:22:50,206 --> 01:22:52,553
- Alright. We're going to go --
I'm not saying he didn't direct.
2014
01:22:52,553 --> 01:22:54,728
I'm saying Bob was like...
2015
01:22:54,728 --> 01:22:56,109
Alright, we're going back
to the movie now,
2016
01:22:56,109 --> 01:22:58,249
but I have to ask you
one random thing.
2017
01:22:58,249 --> 01:22:59,802
Yes. Oh, gosh.
2018
01:22:59,802 --> 01:23:02,563
What is Coty Wild Musk?
2019
01:23:02,563 --> 01:23:04,082
[Laughs]
2020
01:23:04,082 --> 01:23:06,912
Coty -- Coty Wild Musk.
What is that?
2021
01:23:06,912 --> 01:23:09,915
- Okay, well, first of all,
that question's killing me.
2022
01:23:09,915 --> 01:23:11,020
[Laughter]
2023
01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:12,642
- And why?
- But besides that --
2024
01:23:12,642 --> 01:23:15,369
Because who talks about
Coty Wild Musk?
2025
01:23:15,369 --> 01:23:16,612
- This man.
- Well, because
2026
01:23:16,612 --> 01:23:17,993
you were the spokesperson,
right?
2027
01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,580
- Well, it's a hilarious
commercial.
2028
01:23:19,580 --> 01:23:20,685
Have you ever seen
the commercial?
2029
01:23:20,685 --> 01:23:21,997
- No.
- Oh, I'll find it.
2030
01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:23,446
You've seen Coty Wild Musk?
2031
01:23:23,446 --> 01:23:25,138
- I will find it.
- You know, it's cave man
2032
01:23:25,138 --> 01:23:27,657
and cave woman,
and the guy that got casted,
2033
01:23:27,657 --> 01:23:29,625
he was actually my boyfriend.
2034
01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:31,351
Peter Tramm, wonderful dancer,
2035
01:23:31,351 --> 01:23:35,113
did all the dancing for
Kevin Bacon in "Footloose."
2036
01:23:35,113 --> 01:23:36,528
- Wow.
- Oh, wow.
2037
01:23:36,528 --> 01:23:38,185
- Yeah.
- The dancer in "Footloose"
2038
01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,669
was your boyfriend?
2039
01:23:39,669 --> 01:23:40,774
- He was my boyfriend.
- We're just discovering
2040
01:23:40,774 --> 01:23:42,638
one nugget after another
about you.
2041
01:23:42,638 --> 01:23:44,536
I know.
2042
01:23:44,536 --> 01:23:46,987
He did leave me
while we were dating,
2043
01:23:46,987 --> 01:23:49,162
and he did not leave me
for a woman.
2044
01:23:49,162 --> 01:23:50,784
Left me for a man,
so that was an
2045
01:23:50,784 --> 01:23:53,580
[laughing] interesting
experience.
2046
01:23:53,580 --> 01:23:55,754
- But the guy who did all the
dancing in "Footloose"...
2047
01:23:55,754 --> 01:23:57,377
- Yes.
...co-starred with you in
2048
01:23:57,377 --> 01:24:00,518
the Coty Wild Musk commercial,
2049
01:24:00,518 --> 01:24:02,934
which was about cave people.
2050
01:24:02,934 --> 01:24:06,524
But then you broke up because
he fell in love with a man.
2051
01:24:06,524 --> 01:24:09,458
- He -- he left me for a man.
2052
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:10,838
- Okay.
- Correctamungo.
2053
01:24:10,838 --> 01:24:13,013
[Laughter]
2054
01:24:13,013 --> 01:24:14,325
- Well, is Coty --
- Is that a word?
2055
01:24:14,325 --> 01:24:18,156
- So, Coty Wild Musk
is wild and musky?
2056
01:24:18,156 --> 01:24:19,709
- Why did you just say?
[Laughter]
2057
01:24:19,709 --> 01:24:22,816
- It was just perf--
I did so many commercials
2058
01:24:22,816 --> 01:24:24,921
early on in my career.
2059
01:24:24,921 --> 01:24:26,130
- Like, I --
- You did many commercials.
2060
01:24:26,130 --> 01:24:27,234
- Yeah.
- For many products.
2061
01:24:27,234 --> 01:24:30,996
- You know, the body soap
and lotions and...
2062
01:24:30,996 --> 01:24:32,826
- Okay.
- The first video games
2063
01:24:32,826 --> 01:24:34,310
and Coke.
2064
01:24:34,310 --> 01:24:36,485
And I did a million commercials.
2065
01:24:36,485 --> 01:24:38,383
- Okay.
- And Coty was one of them.
2066
01:24:38,383 --> 01:24:40,730
- I'm sure that paid better
than "Popcorn," right?
2067
01:24:40,730 --> 01:24:43,664
- They -- they -- they were
the gift that kept giving,
2068
01:24:43,664 --> 01:24:46,011
you know, with the residuals
and stuff.
2069
01:24:46,011 --> 01:24:47,392
- Alright.
- [Laughs]
2070
01:24:47,392 --> 01:24:48,531
Roll the flick.
2071
01:24:48,531 --> 01:24:50,361
Darcy, You should be
doing this interview
2072
01:24:50,361 --> 01:24:52,846
because you guys did a couple
of podcasts together, right?
2073
01:24:52,846 --> 01:24:54,330
- We did, yeah.
- Yeah.
2074
01:24:54,330 --> 01:24:55,745
- Yeah, and you probably asked
better questions than I do.
2075
01:24:55,745 --> 01:24:57,299
- I definitely do.
- You do?
2076
01:24:57,299 --> 01:24:58,748
Alright, you didn't have
to agree with me on that.
2077
01:24:58,748 --> 01:25:00,302
[Laughter]
2078
01:25:00,302 --> 01:25:05,203
♪♪
2079
01:25:05,203 --> 01:25:06,446
[Static]
2080
01:25:06,446 --> 01:25:07,516
How's the movie?
2081
01:25:07,516 --> 01:25:08,586
Too scary for me.
2082
01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:10,450
I need some popcorn
to calm me down.
2083
01:25:10,450 --> 01:25:12,279
Thank God it's not fattening.
2084
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:14,799
And a Milky Way too, please.
2085
01:25:14,799 --> 01:25:16,525
- Joannie!
- Cheryl!
2086
01:25:16,525 --> 01:25:18,734
I am not having any butter
on my popcorn,
2087
01:25:18,734 --> 01:25:20,563
and you can get me
a diet Pepsi
2088
01:25:20,563 --> 01:25:22,013
so it all balances out
in the end.
2089
01:25:22,013 --> 01:25:23,808
- Yeah, that's exactly
where it's gonna balance out --
2090
01:25:23,808 --> 01:25:25,534
- in your end.
- [Gasps]
2091
01:25:25,534 --> 01:25:26,707
[Door creaks]
2092
01:25:26,707 --> 01:25:28,226
- He must be able
to change his appearances.
2093
01:25:28,226 --> 01:25:29,986
- Who? What?
- Mark!
2094
01:25:29,986 --> 01:25:31,056
Now we're gonna have to walk
2095
01:25:31,056 --> 01:25:33,542
- all the way around the building.
- Shit.
2096
01:25:33,542 --> 01:25:34,543
Yeah, who did you say
could change his appearances?
2097
01:25:34,543 --> 01:25:36,752
- Gates.
I saw him buy a ticket.
2098
01:25:36,752 --> 01:25:39,858
But Tina just said it was Davis
who came into the box office.
2099
01:25:39,858 --> 01:25:41,791
Now, she wouldn't have let Gates
in unless she thought
2100
01:25:41,791 --> 01:25:44,311
he was somebody else,
somebody that she knew.
2101
01:25:44,311 --> 01:25:47,314
So, obviously,
he must disguise himself.
2102
01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:50,559
- Oh, no, wait, no disguise looks
that real that close up.
2103
01:25:50,559 --> 01:25:52,043
Maybe.
2104
01:25:52,043 --> 01:25:53,286
Wait a minute.
2105
01:25:55,391 --> 01:25:57,393
Hmm, this is Davis's car.
That's his briefcase.
2106
01:25:57,393 --> 01:25:58,601
He must still be inside.
2107
01:25:58,601 --> 01:26:01,639
- Maggie, who are we looking for,
Davis or Gates?
2108
01:26:01,639 --> 01:26:04,745
- If Gates is walking around
disguised as Davis,
2109
01:26:04,745 --> 01:26:07,265
that probably means
there isn't a Davis.
2110
01:26:07,265 --> 01:26:08,611
- I'm gonna go find --
- Wait, wait, hold it, hold it,
2111
01:26:08,611 --> 01:26:10,026
let's just cut to the lot like
Toby did, remember?
2112
01:26:10,026 --> 01:26:10,993
- What do you mean?
There's a fence.
2113
01:26:10,993 --> 01:26:12,167
So we'll climb it.
2114
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,513
- But there's
a barbed wire fence.
2115
01:26:13,513 --> 01:26:15,066
- Maggie, we'll fly over it,
alright?
2116
01:26:15,066 --> 01:26:17,793
- Will you just trust me?
- Wait, Mark, Toby said
2117
01:26:17,793 --> 01:26:19,967
he got attacked
by a guard dog.
2118
01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:22,591
- Babe, any guard dog
that Toby can handle,
2119
01:26:22,591 --> 01:26:24,455
Mark can handle, too, okay?
2120
01:26:24,455 --> 01:26:25,456
- Come on.
- [Chuckles]
2121
01:26:27,527 --> 01:26:29,529
- Hey, Tina,
have you found Davis yet?
2122
01:26:29,529 --> 01:26:31,082
Oh, yes.
2123
01:26:31,082 --> 01:26:32,394
[Cheers and applause]
2124
01:26:32,394 --> 01:26:34,465
♪♪
2125
01:26:34,465 --> 01:26:37,053
[Jingling]
2126
01:26:37,053 --> 01:26:38,538
- Hey!
[Handcuffs click]
2127
01:26:38,538 --> 01:26:41,230
What the --
[Grunts]
2128
01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:42,956
Hey!
2129
01:26:42,956 --> 01:26:46,131
This is cute, Tina, but I have
a cue in five minutes.
2130
01:26:46,131 --> 01:26:48,789
Oh, okay.
Very kinky.
2131
01:26:48,789 --> 01:26:50,929
What do you -- oh!
2132
01:26:50,929 --> 01:26:52,586
[Muffled] Okay.
What's going on here?
2133
01:26:52,586 --> 01:26:53,967
Tina!
2134
01:26:53,967 --> 01:26:56,556
[Muffled grunting]
2135
01:26:56,556 --> 01:26:57,833
[Groans]
2136
01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:00,076
Stop right there, man.
2137
01:27:00,076 --> 01:27:03,079
[Laughter]
2138
01:27:03,079 --> 01:27:05,289
[Breathing heavily]
2139
01:27:05,289 --> 01:27:06,842
[Hair clippers buzzing]
2140
01:27:06,842 --> 01:27:08,637
[Muffled grunting]
2141
01:27:08,637 --> 01:27:12,917
♪♪
2142
01:27:12,917 --> 01:27:18,129
Hey, Bobby, get a loadof this crazy cat.
2143
01:27:18,129 --> 01:27:19,855
Yeah, bird brain.
2144
01:27:19,855 --> 01:27:22,340
We're addressing you.
2145
01:27:22,340 --> 01:27:24,169
[Muffled scream]
2146
01:27:24,169 --> 01:27:31,522
♪♪
2147
01:27:31,522 --> 01:27:33,006
[Muffled scream]
2148
01:27:33,006 --> 01:27:41,532
♪♪
2149
01:27:41,532 --> 01:27:42,740
[Muffled grunting]
2150
01:27:42,740 --> 01:27:48,470
♪♪
2151
01:27:48,470 --> 01:27:49,712
Whoo!
2152
01:27:49,712 --> 01:27:50,782
[Laughter]
2153
01:27:50,782 --> 01:27:52,439
[Muffled grunting]
2154
01:27:52,439 --> 01:27:56,754
- Well, Bud, you'll geta charge out of this.
2155
01:27:56,754 --> 01:27:58,342
Watch the panel.
2156
01:27:58,342 --> 01:28:01,276
The lights will go onin the following order --
2157
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,140
red, blue, green.
2158
01:28:04,140 --> 01:28:08,973
Or is that green, blue?Oh, I forget.
2159
01:28:08,973 --> 01:28:11,251
But the important lightis that yellow one.
2160
01:28:11,251 --> 01:28:13,909
When it turns on, Bud,so do you.
2161
01:28:13,909 --> 01:28:16,670
[Muffled grunting]
2162
01:28:16,670 --> 01:28:18,223
Alright, big guy.
2163
01:28:18,223 --> 01:28:19,742
Come to papa.
2164
01:28:19,742 --> 01:28:21,365
[ Electricity crackling ]
2165
01:28:21,365 --> 01:28:22,883
[Muffled grunting]
2166
01:28:22,883 --> 01:28:24,851
♪♪
2167
01:28:24,851 --> 01:28:27,543
[ Screaming ]
2168
01:28:27,543 --> 01:28:28,889
[Muffled screaming]
2169
01:28:28,889 --> 01:28:29,856
- [Screams]
[Electricity crackles]
2170
01:28:29,856 --> 01:28:32,030
♪♪
2171
01:28:32,030 --> 01:28:33,998
Hey, he's got Ritchie!
2172
01:28:33,998 --> 01:28:35,275
Let go of Ritchie, man!
2173
01:28:36,552 --> 01:28:38,209
[Muffled grunting]
2174
01:28:38,209 --> 01:28:39,555
[Electricity crackles]
2175
01:28:39,555 --> 01:28:43,939
♪♪
2176
01:28:43,939 --> 01:28:45,665
Richie!
2177
01:28:45,665 --> 01:28:47,114
♪♪
2178
01:28:47,114 --> 01:28:48,253
[Muffled panting]
2179
01:28:48,253 --> 01:28:56,123
♪♪
2180
01:28:56,123 --> 01:28:57,297
[Panel clicks]
2181
01:28:57,297 --> 01:29:00,024
♪♪
2182
01:29:00,024 --> 01:29:02,026
[ Evil laughter ]
2183
01:29:02,026 --> 01:29:03,648
- Oh, my God,
what happened to him?
2184
01:29:03,648 --> 01:29:06,099
- He fell off this fence
and there was this Doberman.
2185
01:29:06,099 --> 01:29:07,928
- Yeah, forget about that,
alright?
2186
01:29:07,928 --> 01:29:09,309
- No big deal.
- [Giggles]
2187
01:29:09,309 --> 01:29:11,760
- Whoa, this is a job
for Nurse Joannie.
2188
01:29:11,760 --> 01:29:13,002
- Hey, I'm fine.
- Bend over.
2189
01:29:13,002 --> 01:29:16,005
[Cheers and applause]
2190
01:29:16,005 --> 01:29:19,250
He's coming this way.
2191
01:29:19,250 --> 01:29:20,838
Kiss me, Dick.
2192
01:29:20,838 --> 01:29:22,391
- Kiss your what?
- And don't let me go.
2193
01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:24,013
[ Laughter]
2194
01:29:24,013 --> 01:29:25,049
All done.
2195
01:29:25,049 --> 01:29:27,016
- Have you guys seen Davis?
- No.
2196
01:29:27,016 --> 01:29:28,984
- [Groans]
- Let's go talk to Bud.
2197
01:29:28,984 --> 01:29:30,641
Give me a hand.
2198
01:29:30,641 --> 01:29:32,228
Watch the candy counter.
2199
01:29:32,228 --> 01:29:33,229
I love it.
2200
01:29:33,229 --> 01:29:35,680
♪♪
2201
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:37,233
No, Vernon.
2202
01:29:37,233 --> 01:29:40,340
Have you heard, Peggy?
2203
01:29:40,340 --> 01:29:43,619
I'm high voltage these days.
2204
01:29:43,619 --> 01:29:46,588
- Always been high voltageto me, Vernon.
2205
01:29:46,588 --> 01:29:47,830
[Muffled grunting]
2206
01:29:47,830 --> 01:29:51,558
♪♪
2207
01:29:51,558 --> 01:29:53,422
Pucker up, baby!
2208
01:29:53,422 --> 01:29:58,254
♪♪
2209
01:29:58,254 --> 01:30:01,326
Well, well.
2210
01:30:01,326 --> 01:30:04,157
What do we have here?
2211
01:30:04,157 --> 01:30:05,434
Burn him dead!
2212
01:30:05,434 --> 01:30:08,057
Burn the guy dead!
2213
01:30:08,057 --> 01:30:10,128
- It's great!
They're eating it up in there!
2214
01:30:10,128 --> 01:30:12,786
- I know, I cannot believe
the stunts actually worked.
2215
01:30:12,786 --> 01:30:15,789
- And now that we are alone.
- Um, sure.
2216
01:30:15,789 --> 01:30:17,481
[Groaning]
2217
01:30:19,862 --> 01:30:22,209
- Come on!
- Come on, darling, run!
2218
01:30:22,209 --> 01:30:25,765
- Be happy, Dick,
and remember me.
2219
01:30:25,765 --> 01:30:27,560
[Electricity crackling]
2220
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:28,940
[Groans]
2221
01:30:28,940 --> 01:30:30,839
[Electricity crackling]
2222
01:30:31,529 --> 01:30:33,497
[Grunting]
2223
01:30:40,158 --> 01:30:42,989
Aaaah!
2224
01:30:47,407 --> 01:30:51,238
[Electricity crackling,
screaming]
2225
01:30:54,103 --> 01:30:56,520
[Screams]
2226
01:30:56,934 --> 01:30:58,280
What the hell's going on?
2227
01:30:58,280 --> 01:31:00,178
[Screeching]
2228
01:31:00,178 --> 01:31:01,801
This is not scheduled.
2229
01:31:04,217 --> 01:31:06,150
[Whirring, popping]
2230
01:31:06,150 --> 01:31:08,359
[Electricity crackling]
2231
01:31:13,985 --> 01:31:15,953
[Buzzing]
2232
01:31:18,231 --> 01:31:20,405
[Cheering]
2233
01:31:24,375 --> 01:31:25,756
[Cheering]
2234
01:31:25,756 --> 01:31:27,205
Wow.
2235
01:31:27,205 --> 01:31:29,863
Leon, this is weird.
2236
01:31:30,415 --> 01:31:31,865
- Was all this supposed
to happen?
2237
01:31:31,865 --> 01:31:33,867
No, I don't think so.
2238
01:31:33,867 --> 01:31:36,318
Okay, okay, we've got to turn
the lights back on.
2239
01:31:36,318 --> 01:31:37,768
- What?
I don't know from lights.
2240
01:31:37,768 --> 01:31:39,183
- That's Toby's department.
- This is a blackout.
2241
01:31:39,183 --> 01:31:40,840
There are a thousand people
inside there, Leon.
2242
01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:43,083
They'll riot.
2243
01:31:43,083 --> 01:31:44,084
The band!
2244
01:31:44,084 --> 01:31:45,154
- Good idea.
- Where are they?
2245
01:31:45,154 --> 01:31:45,983
- The green room.
- Let's go.
2246
01:31:45,983 --> 01:31:47,571
Okay.
2247
01:31:47,571 --> 01:31:49,331
- Now, what the hell was that?
- I don't know.
2248
01:31:49,331 --> 01:31:50,608
Don't let go.
2249
01:31:50,608 --> 01:31:52,748
You might fall down the st--
2250
01:31:52,748 --> 01:31:55,544
- Shit.
- Shit! I'll get him.
2251
01:31:55,544 --> 01:31:57,650
Mark! Talk to me.
2252
01:31:57,650 --> 01:31:59,652
- Are you okay?
- Fine, fine!
2253
01:31:59,652 --> 01:32:00,722
Just don't step on my...
2254
01:32:00,722 --> 01:32:02,102
- [crunch]
- ...hand!
2255
01:32:02,102 --> 01:32:03,276
Oh, geez.
2256
01:32:03,276 --> 01:32:06,037
I'm gonna go talk to Bud.
2257
01:32:06,037 --> 01:32:08,868
- Ladies and gentlemen, we hope
to be off auxiliary power soon
2258
01:32:08,868 --> 01:32:10,248
and get back to the movie.
2259
01:32:10,248 --> 01:32:12,527
Meanwhile, let's bring
out the band!
2260
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:14,598
[Cheers and applause]
2261
01:32:26,955 --> 01:32:31,994
♪♪
2262
01:32:31,994 --> 01:32:34,238
There's trouble.
2263
01:32:34,238 --> 01:32:36,309
[Shouting indistinctly]
2264
01:32:36,309 --> 01:32:39,174
♪ My heart is heavy ♪
2265
01:32:39,174 --> 01:32:41,486
♪ With sadness ♪
2266
01:32:41,486 --> 01:32:45,939
♪ Massah told me
you're going away ♪
2267
01:32:46,768 --> 01:32:51,289
♪ To chant revival
in a cozy church ♪
2268
01:32:51,289 --> 01:32:55,259
♪ On Pocomania Day ♪
2269
01:32:56,225 --> 01:32:58,296
Bud?
2270
01:33:01,852 --> 01:33:02,991
[Gasps]
2271
01:33:22,769 --> 01:33:24,219
Sarah.
2272
01:33:24,219 --> 01:33:26,048
[Gasps] Oh, my God.
2273
01:33:26,048 --> 01:33:29,086
What, no kiss for daddy?
2274
01:33:29,086 --> 01:33:30,397
Who are you?
2275
01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:32,399
Oh, that hurts.
2276
01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:36,265
There's so great a wound
as an ungrateful child.
2277
01:33:36,265 --> 01:33:38,923
- I'm not Sarah.
I'm not your daughter.
2278
01:33:38,923 --> 01:33:40,891
I'm not your child.
2279
01:33:40,891 --> 01:33:43,410
Oh, yes.
2280
01:33:43,410 --> 01:33:45,205
Think.
2281
01:33:45,205 --> 01:33:48,657
An altar, a sword,
2282
01:33:48,657 --> 01:33:51,833
Mommy dearest.
2283
01:33:51,833 --> 01:33:56,113
The fire, a gunshot.
2284
01:33:56,113 --> 01:34:00,496
And now it's time
to join your mother.
2285
01:34:00,496 --> 01:34:03,603
[Echoing] No!
2286
01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:15,580
[Whispering] Sarah.
2287
01:34:27,592 --> 01:34:29,664
Sarah!
2288
01:34:34,841 --> 01:34:37,016
Sarah!
2289
01:34:38,120 --> 01:34:40,605
[Whispering] Sarah.
2290
01:34:48,130 --> 01:34:50,961
Sarah!
2291
01:35:05,734 --> 01:35:07,943
[Gunshot]
2292
01:35:18,782 --> 01:35:20,887
Sarah.
2293
01:35:32,243 --> 01:35:33,589
[Panting]
2294
01:35:33,589 --> 01:35:35,315
- [Screams]
- Oh!
2295
01:35:35,315 --> 01:35:37,145
Hey! Hey, hey!
2296
01:35:37,145 --> 01:35:39,319
Maggie, what's the matter?
2297
01:35:39,319 --> 01:35:40,942
Oh, my God.
2298
01:35:40,942 --> 01:35:42,598
Gates just tried to kill me.
2299
01:35:42,598 --> 01:35:45,912
He killed Bud and maybe
Tina and Davis, too.
2300
01:35:45,912 --> 01:35:50,192
Toby, he's my father.
2301
01:35:52,056 --> 01:35:53,437
I remember.
2302
01:35:53,437 --> 01:35:55,991
I remember the whole thing.
2303
01:35:55,991 --> 01:35:57,717
Wait, Maggie.
2304
01:35:57,717 --> 01:35:59,339
Shit.
2305
01:36:01,894 --> 01:36:04,034
My, my, my.
2306
01:36:04,034 --> 01:36:07,658
And what could you two be
doing all alone in the dark?
2307
01:36:07,658 --> 01:36:09,764
Come on, let's get out of here.
2308
01:36:14,492 --> 01:36:17,392
♪ So then come,
come and turn your roller ♪
2309
01:36:17,392 --> 01:36:19,774
♪ Hot, we hot, yes,
we cold in the water ♪
2310
01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:22,224
♪ Come on this
and mice of the sea ♪
2311
01:36:22,224 --> 01:36:24,744
♪ Then taka-taka
on your tambourine ♪
2312
01:36:24,744 --> 01:36:27,160
♪ Beat the drum pass,
word to your mi ♪
2313
01:36:27,160 --> 01:36:34,858
[Singing in native language]
2314
01:36:34,858 --> 01:36:39,069
♪ One more thing
I want to let you know ♪
2315
01:36:39,069 --> 01:36:43,383
♪ There's a meeting
here tonight ♪
2316
01:36:43,383 --> 01:36:47,594
- Toby, it's not a screenplay
that I've been writing.
2317
01:36:47,594 --> 01:36:49,217
It's my life.
2318
01:36:49,217 --> 01:36:53,117
My unconscious has been trying
to make me relive my past
2319
01:36:53,117 --> 01:36:55,810
so that I would remember it.
2320
01:36:55,810 --> 01:36:57,984
I'm Sarah Gates.
2321
01:36:57,984 --> 01:36:59,952
I'm not Maggie Butler.
2322
01:36:59,952 --> 01:37:03,403
Suzanne's not my mother,
she's my aunt.
2323
01:37:03,403 --> 01:37:06,268
My mother's name was Gloria.
2324
01:37:08,236 --> 01:37:10,583
My father killed her the night
that he showed "Possessor."
2325
01:37:10,583 --> 01:37:13,068
He tried to kill me, too,
but Suzanne stopped it.
2326
01:37:13,068 --> 01:37:14,932
She shot him and she saved me,
2327
01:37:14,932 --> 01:37:17,141
and I don't know,
somehow we got away.
2328
01:37:17,141 --> 01:37:21,836
She changed our names and
our identities to protect me.
2329
01:37:21,836 --> 01:37:23,251
From Gates?
2330
01:37:23,251 --> 01:37:25,494
Well, his body was never found,
2331
01:37:25,494 --> 01:37:27,807
so nobody could ever prove
that he was dead.
2332
01:37:27,807 --> 01:37:30,706
She never knew
when he'd come back.
2333
01:37:30,706 --> 01:37:32,812
Now he's here.
2334
01:37:32,812 --> 01:37:34,331
Why, Maggie?
2335
01:37:34,331 --> 01:37:37,403
To finish the film.
2336
01:37:37,403 --> 01:37:40,924
And to kill me.
2337
01:37:40,924 --> 01:37:42,995
God, Toby.
2338
01:37:42,995 --> 01:37:45,652
My brain is just, like, reeling.
2339
01:37:47,689 --> 01:37:49,587
Hey.
2340
01:37:49,587 --> 01:37:51,141
Hey.
2341
01:37:52,797 --> 01:37:56,215
Hey, I'm here for you,
Maggie, all the way.
2342
01:37:57,354 --> 01:37:59,045
Come on.
2343
01:37:59,045 --> 01:38:01,220
Let's get the lights
turned on, huh?
2344
01:38:02,980 --> 01:38:03,981
We got to call the police.
2345
01:38:03,981 --> 01:38:06,881
- Okay, but let's do this
first, huh?
2346
01:38:08,365 --> 01:38:11,057
Well, down the rabbit hole.
2347
01:38:11,057 --> 01:38:14,474
- The rabbit hole?
- And into Wonderland.
2348
01:38:14,474 --> 01:38:16,787
That's a little humor there.
2349
01:38:16,787 --> 01:38:19,410
It's the only way to get
to the circuit breakers.
2350
01:38:21,343 --> 01:38:23,759
- Whoa!
- Toby!
2351
01:38:23,759 --> 01:38:26,003
Are you all right?
2352
01:38:26,003 --> 01:38:27,384
Toby!
2353
01:38:27,902 --> 01:38:29,593
[Screams]
2354
01:38:29,593 --> 01:38:31,388
Toby!
2355
01:38:33,597 --> 01:38:36,807
Toby, where are you?
2356
01:38:37,981 --> 01:38:39,844
Toby?
2357
01:38:47,680 --> 01:38:50,027
Mr. Davis!
2358
01:38:50,027 --> 01:38:51,960
Mr. Davis?
2359
01:38:53,444 --> 01:38:54,756
Toby?
2360
01:39:00,658 --> 01:39:02,833
- Sarah.
- Tina?
2361
01:39:02,833 --> 01:39:06,802
Tina, is -- is that you?
2362
01:39:06,802 --> 01:39:08,459
Tina!
2363
01:39:08,459 --> 01:39:11,083
[Deep voice] Sarah.
2364
01:39:12,049 --> 01:39:13,706
[Growling]
2365
01:39:17,399 --> 01:39:19,470
[Gasps]
2366
01:39:19,919 --> 01:39:22,404
[Moaning]
2367
01:39:22,404 --> 01:39:24,648
Stop!
2368
01:39:28,928 --> 01:39:31,241
Stop. Please.
2369
01:39:32,794 --> 01:39:33,898
[Growls]
2370
01:39:34,278 --> 01:39:36,073
Welcome home.
2371
01:39:36,073 --> 01:39:37,419
[Static crackles]
2372
01:39:37,419 --> 01:39:41,699
- Prepare yourself as
the vail of the living departs
2373
01:39:41,699 --> 01:39:45,358
with another
of Joe Pop's Samhain tips.
2374
01:39:45,358 --> 01:39:47,119
[Laughs]
2375
01:39:47,119 --> 01:39:51,951
- So some people call Halloween
"The night the hag rides."
2376
01:39:51,951 --> 01:39:53,884
And of course,
when we think about a hag,
2377
01:39:53,884 --> 01:39:55,472
we assume that's a witch.
2378
01:39:55,472 --> 01:39:57,957
But it's more likely that
it's one of our ancestors,
2379
01:39:57,957 --> 01:39:59,959
some great aunt or something.
2380
01:39:59,959 --> 01:40:02,203
A great aunt
who won't stop talking.
2381
01:40:02,203 --> 01:40:05,068
You know, every family
has one of those, right?
2382
01:40:05,068 --> 01:40:08,036
And that's who you honor
when you build a family
2383
01:40:08,036 --> 01:40:09,382
altar for Samhain.
2384
01:40:09,382 --> 01:40:11,798
Samhain is one of two nights
in the year.
2385
01:40:11,798 --> 01:40:14,284
The other night is
Walpurgisnacht.
2386
01:40:14,284 --> 01:40:16,596
Two nights when there's
no difference between
2387
01:40:16,596 --> 01:40:18,046
this life and the afterlife.
2388
01:40:18,046 --> 01:40:19,806
When the living in the dead
can talk to each other.
2389
01:40:19,806 --> 01:40:24,363
So when you run with that idea,
who do you want to talk to?
2390
01:40:24,363 --> 01:40:26,089
You want to talk
to your grandpa!
2391
01:40:26,089 --> 01:40:27,814
He was always funny, right?
2392
01:40:27,814 --> 01:40:29,368
Plus, I never got to ask him
what he did in
2393
01:40:29,368 --> 01:40:30,783
the Shriners Circus
before he died.
2394
01:40:30,783 --> 01:40:33,303
So cut up some
old family albums,
2395
01:40:33,303 --> 01:40:36,168
put out some figs and toddies
for the ancestors.
2396
01:40:36,168 --> 01:40:39,688
Call up your weird cousin
who subscribes to Ancestry.com,
2397
01:40:39,688 --> 01:40:42,381
and zombify
your entire family tree.
2398
01:40:42,381 --> 01:40:45,004
Make those people walk
into the present and rant
2399
01:40:45,004 --> 01:40:47,213
about how it was better
in their day.
2400
01:40:47,213 --> 01:40:49,733
Cosplay people who contributed
semen to your DNA
2401
01:40:49,733 --> 01:40:51,528
back in the 17th century.
2402
01:40:51,528 --> 01:40:54,462
So, have you noticed that people
who spend all their time
2403
01:40:54,462 --> 01:40:56,533
looking up their genealogy,
they eventually tell you
2404
01:40:56,533 --> 01:40:59,605
that they're descended
from Charlemagne?
2405
01:40:59,605 --> 01:41:00,985
[Laughter]
2406
01:41:00,985 --> 01:41:02,815
Was Charlemagne
that big of a horndog?
2407
01:41:02,815 --> 01:41:05,231
Was he a baby daddy
for like 9,000 children?
2408
01:41:05,231 --> 01:41:06,474
Because, I mean,
it's kind of freaky
2409
01:41:06,474 --> 01:41:08,648
how many people
are descended from royalty?
2410
01:41:08,648 --> 01:41:10,892
You know, Otis,
are you sure your grandpappy
2411
01:41:10,892 --> 01:41:12,273
came from a line
of French kings?
2412
01:41:12,273 --> 01:41:13,929
He never even learn
to speak English right,
2413
01:41:13,929 --> 01:41:15,552
much less French.
2414
01:41:15,552 --> 01:41:17,554
So nobody ever says,
"Yeah, you know,
2415
01:41:17,554 --> 01:41:20,350
if you go back far enough
in my genealogy, we were
2416
01:41:20,350 --> 01:41:23,387
impoverished pig farmers
in a remote part of Portugal."
2417
01:41:23,387 --> 01:41:25,009
I mean, nobody ever says that.
2418
01:41:25,009 --> 01:41:27,184
It's always, "Yep,
Charlemagne the Great,
2419
01:41:27,184 --> 01:41:28,599
that's where we come from."
2420
01:41:28,599 --> 01:41:32,327
So anyway, so stick a picture of
Charlemagne on the family altar,
2421
01:41:32,327 --> 01:41:36,331
chug some mead, and worship
your DNA and your bloodline.
2422
01:41:36,331 --> 01:41:38,092
Just don't try to talk about it
to anybody else
2423
01:41:38,092 --> 01:41:39,817
because we don't care.
2424
01:41:39,817 --> 01:41:44,167
So happy Samhain,
Charlemagnians.
2425
01:41:44,167 --> 01:41:48,654
All right, one of my favorite
performances in this movie is
2426
01:41:48,654 --> 01:41:51,346
Bruce Glover as
the electric chair man.
2427
01:41:51,346 --> 01:41:53,762
And, Jill, you started out
working with Crispin Glover.
2428
01:41:53,762 --> 01:41:56,213
Did you ever meet
Crispin's father Bruce?
2429
01:41:56,213 --> 01:41:58,077
- Bruce Glover?
- I never did at the time.
2430
01:41:58,077 --> 01:42:02,012
I agree. It's my favorite
performance in the film, too.
2431
01:42:02,012 --> 01:42:04,532
- Oh, okay.
- His is the electrified man.
2432
01:42:04,532 --> 01:42:10,814
- All right, well, Darcy, you
know Crispin, Bruce, and Jill.
2433
01:42:10,814 --> 01:42:13,437
So why don't you just
take over this interview,
2434
01:42:13,437 --> 01:42:16,371
since you gals have
already bonded in the past?
2435
01:42:16,371 --> 01:42:18,546
I'd be happy to.
2436
01:42:18,546 --> 01:42:20,651
I don't have any pimp shoes,
but do you think I could
2437
01:42:20,651 --> 01:42:21,963
do the interview anyway?
2438
01:42:21,963 --> 01:42:24,517
- Darcy, if you can do it
without sarcasm
2439
01:42:24,517 --> 01:42:25,898
and not mention the pimp shoes.
2440
01:42:25,898 --> 01:42:27,555
Normally we don't deal
with people moving
2441
01:42:27,555 --> 01:42:30,178
through the Hollywood
A-list like Jill here.
2442
01:42:30,178 --> 01:42:33,354
So this show specializes
in the low budget world,
2443
01:42:33,354 --> 01:42:35,839
so we appreciate this, Jill.
2444
01:42:35,839 --> 01:42:38,704
It's like having a little taste
of the jet set.
2445
01:42:38,704 --> 01:42:40,430
- Did you really just
say "jet set"?
2446
01:42:40,430 --> 01:42:41,879
Yeah, I said jet set.
2447
01:42:41,879 --> 01:42:43,778
- Wow. Don't do that again.
- All right.
2448
01:42:43,778 --> 01:42:45,918
- So, Jill.
- Yes?
2449
01:42:45,918 --> 01:42:49,439
- You were engaged to Brad Pitt.
What was that like?
2450
01:42:49,439 --> 01:42:51,130
- Well, the way I --
2451
01:42:51,130 --> 01:42:53,857
[Laughter]
2452
01:42:53,857 --> 01:42:55,859
Uh...
2453
01:42:55,859 --> 01:42:58,896
Okay. I feel like
I'm tip toeing here.
2454
01:42:58,896 --> 01:43:00,484
Oh, really? Okay.
2455
01:43:00,484 --> 01:43:04,557
- Well, so what I will say
is there's been a lot of stuff
2456
01:43:04,557 --> 01:43:07,767
written about it over the years
and, you know --
2457
01:43:07,767 --> 01:43:09,355
- A lot of stuff
written about it?
2458
01:43:09,355 --> 01:43:12,565
- Well, because of Brad,
every time he has a new wife,
2459
01:43:12,565 --> 01:43:15,913
a new girlfriend, you know,
they dredge up the past
2460
01:43:15,913 --> 01:43:18,606
and everybody
that's been in his life.
2461
01:43:18,606 --> 01:43:22,092
And there's a lot
of misinformation out there.
2462
01:43:22,092 --> 01:43:26,959
So I've been writing a book,
and it's going to be done
2463
01:43:26,959 --> 01:43:28,547
probably in a month or two.
2464
01:43:28,547 --> 01:43:31,826
And I haven't even told anyone,
so this is the first, you know.
2465
01:43:31,826 --> 01:43:33,552
- Okay.
- I think I mentioned
2466
01:43:33,552 --> 01:43:34,967
it on on Facebook.
2467
01:43:34,967 --> 01:43:38,695
And I do talk about they always
say there's your truth,
2468
01:43:38,695 --> 01:43:41,422
- my truth, and then the --
- The real truth.
2469
01:43:41,422 --> 01:43:43,976
- You know how things
get twisted over the years,
2470
01:43:43,976 --> 01:43:46,599
and, you know, how they get
put into print.
2471
01:43:46,599 --> 01:43:49,740
But I don't think
I make things up in my head.
2472
01:43:49,740 --> 01:43:52,812
So I'm going to say
my version's is the truth.
2473
01:43:52,812 --> 01:43:53,951
[Laughter]
2474
01:43:53,951 --> 01:43:55,056
Okay.
2475
01:43:55,056 --> 01:43:57,196
- We could go back
even earlier, though.
2476
01:43:57,196 --> 01:43:58,370
- Yeah.
- Keanu Reeves
2477
01:43:58,370 --> 01:43:59,371
was your boyfriend.
2478
01:43:59,371 --> 01:44:01,304
Yes, he was.
2479
01:44:01,304 --> 01:44:03,754
He was my babe in Toy Land.
2480
01:44:03,754 --> 01:44:04,755
[Laughter]
2481
01:44:04,755 --> 01:44:07,241
Aw. That's how you met, right?
2482
01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:10,347
- Yeah, we met on the set
of "Babes in Toyland."
2483
01:44:10,347 --> 01:44:14,213
And we fell in love, you know,
2484
01:44:14,213 --> 01:44:18,355
Or it was a lovely time.
2485
01:44:18,355 --> 01:44:23,395
And, you know, I will say,
you know, regarding Brad,
2486
01:44:23,395 --> 01:44:25,707
one of the reasons
I think it was difficult
2487
01:44:25,707 --> 01:44:28,848
for that relationship
to really be on solid ground
2488
01:44:28,848 --> 01:44:32,542
is it's never a good idea
when you're mourning,
2489
01:44:32,542 --> 01:44:35,510
getting out of one relationship
just to start another.
2490
01:44:35,510 --> 01:44:38,513
And they were, you know,
on the heels of each other.
2491
01:44:38,513 --> 01:44:41,585
- Because you met him on the set
of "Cutting Class", right?
2492
01:44:41,585 --> 01:44:44,726
I did, but a girlfriend of mine
2493
01:44:44,726 --> 01:44:48,661
was the costume designer
on "Cutting Class."
2494
01:44:48,661 --> 01:44:50,422
I had no idea
what the name of the film
2495
01:44:50,422 --> 01:44:53,908
she was a costume designer on,
but she was my best friend.
2496
01:44:53,908 --> 01:44:57,118
Her name is Kelly.
Kelly has since passed.
2497
01:44:57,118 --> 01:45:00,846
But Kelly kept -- because
in my getting over Keanu,
2498
01:45:00,846 --> 01:45:05,022
which was really, you know, very
difficult for me at that time,
2499
01:45:05,022 --> 01:45:07,266
you know, one of those...
[mock sobbing]
2500
01:45:07,266 --> 01:45:08,819
...kind of situations.
2501
01:45:08,819 --> 01:45:11,477
And she said, "I met
this great guy, Jill,
2502
01:45:11,477 --> 01:45:14,584
I've been telling him
all about you,
2503
01:45:14,584 --> 01:45:16,551
and the two of you
have got to meet."
2504
01:45:16,551 --> 01:45:21,176
And I'm like, "Kelly, no,
I'm not dating an actor."
2505
01:45:21,176 --> 01:45:23,006
- And it ended up being Brad.
- It was Brad Pitt.
2506
01:45:23,006 --> 01:45:24,801
It was totally coincidence.
2507
01:45:24,801 --> 01:45:26,803
- It's like, "Oh, I date
actors now."
2508
01:45:26,803 --> 01:45:28,529
- Yeah.
- [Laughter]
2509
01:45:28,529 --> 01:45:30,496
- Okay, well, we're going to
leave the rest for the book.
2510
01:45:30,496 --> 01:45:33,050
- Okay. All right.
- One more.
2511
01:45:33,050 --> 01:45:35,432
You fell in love again
on the set of "Popcorn."
2512
01:45:35,432 --> 01:45:37,261
- Correct?
- I did.
2513
01:45:37,261 --> 01:45:39,643
- That was right.
- Yes, that is right.
2514
01:45:39,643 --> 01:45:40,955
That one is right.
2515
01:45:40,955 --> 01:45:44,890
And Chris Brown was his name,
and he was, I think,
2516
01:45:44,890 --> 01:45:46,995
the camera assistant
on "Popcorn."
2517
01:45:46,995 --> 01:45:48,238
He was so adorable.
2518
01:45:48,238 --> 01:45:52,173
He was like -- Wayne Gretzky
was so handsome,
2519
01:45:52,173 --> 01:45:55,901
and he was a better looking
version of Wayne Gretzky.
2520
01:45:55,901 --> 01:45:58,248
They looked like twins
practically.
2521
01:45:58,248 --> 01:46:00,077
And, you know, there he was.
2522
01:46:00,077 --> 01:46:01,769
You know, he was Jamaican,
2523
01:46:01,769 --> 01:46:06,256
but he had blond hair
and, you know, blue eyes.
2524
01:46:06,256 --> 01:46:09,155
- He was like a Jamaican
who looked like
2525
01:46:09,155 --> 01:46:10,536
a Canadian hockey player?
2526
01:46:10,536 --> 01:46:11,986
[Laughter]
2527
01:46:11,986 --> 01:46:13,367
- How can you not
fall for that? Come on.
2528
01:46:13,367 --> 01:46:15,576
- I mean, who wouldn't
fall for him?
2529
01:46:15,576 --> 01:46:17,405
- Exactly.
- He was adorable.
2530
01:46:17,405 --> 01:46:18,889
- And so you had
a relationship with him?
2531
01:46:18,889 --> 01:46:21,236
- Yeah, we went out
for a few years.
2532
01:46:21,236 --> 01:46:23,894
We were engaged,
and then there were just --
2533
01:46:23,894 --> 01:46:25,379
Did you move to Jamaica?
2534
01:46:25,379 --> 01:46:27,484
- We spent a lot
of time in Jamaica.
2535
01:46:27,484 --> 01:46:29,383
Okay. So you loved Jamaica?
2536
01:46:29,383 --> 01:46:30,591
I love Jamaica. Yeah.
2537
01:46:30,591 --> 01:46:32,455
- Okay, Darcy, this is getting
to be too much
2538
01:46:32,455 --> 01:46:35,147
like "Access Hollywood"
or "Dish Nation."
2539
01:46:35,147 --> 01:46:37,425
So I'm taking back
control of this show.
2540
01:46:37,425 --> 01:46:41,740
Plus, you didn't ask her about
the most important movie of all.
2541
01:46:41,740 --> 01:46:43,811
- Jill.
- "Cutting class." I did.
2542
01:46:43,811 --> 01:46:46,917
- I can't imagine there was
any greater acting challenge
2543
01:46:46,917 --> 01:46:50,852
for you than
"Curse II: The Bite."
2544
01:46:50,852 --> 01:46:53,510
[Laughter]
2545
01:46:53,510 --> 01:46:54,960
What was that like?
2546
01:46:54,960 --> 01:46:56,030
Well...
2547
01:46:56,030 --> 01:46:57,445
[Laughter]
2548
01:46:57,445 --> 01:46:59,723
Yeah, I see a big story there.
2549
01:46:59,723 --> 01:47:01,553
It was tough. It was tough.
2550
01:47:01,553 --> 01:47:04,107
I mean, I recently --
somebody alerted me
2551
01:47:04,107 --> 01:47:06,661
to Wil Wheaton's article
2552
01:47:06,661 --> 01:47:10,631
or something he wrote about
his tough time on "The Curse."
2553
01:47:10,631 --> 01:47:12,322
- Yeah.
- And on "The Curse II",
2554
01:47:12,322 --> 01:47:14,462
I, too, went through
a tough time.
2555
01:47:14,462 --> 01:47:16,360
- You saying horrible things
happen on the set of
2556
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:17,776
- "Curse II: The Bite"?
- I'm saying --
2557
01:47:17,776 --> 01:47:19,260
- You're going
to disillusion everybody.
2558
01:47:19,260 --> 01:47:21,331
They did this.
2559
01:47:21,331 --> 01:47:26,854
When I'm down in the pit,
and they were going to throw
2560
01:47:26,854 --> 01:47:30,927
a barrel, a big trash barrel,
you know, regular sized
2561
01:47:30,927 --> 01:47:34,137
trash barrel of
rubber snakes on me.
2562
01:47:34,137 --> 01:47:35,518
And they said, "Could we throw
2563
01:47:35,518 --> 01:47:40,074
just in literally
a handful of lives snakes?"
2564
01:47:40,074 --> 01:47:42,697
And they said, "They don't bite,
they don't blah, blah, blah."
2565
01:47:42,697 --> 01:47:45,182
And so I was like,
"Am I going to be safe?
2566
01:47:45,182 --> 01:47:46,425
Am I going to be --"
2567
01:47:46,425 --> 01:47:48,703
"Oh, you'll be fine.
You'll be fine."
2568
01:47:48,703 --> 01:47:53,915
They threw a barrel full
of live snakes on me.
2569
01:47:53,915 --> 01:47:56,090
I was terrified.
2570
01:47:56,090 --> 01:47:57,160
Did they bite you?
2571
01:47:57,160 --> 01:47:58,195
They didn't bite me.
2572
01:47:58,195 --> 01:48:00,439
One of the actors got bit,
2573
01:48:00,439 --> 01:48:03,615
but I personally
did not get bit.
2574
01:48:03,615 --> 01:48:06,238
I was so terrified.
I mean, they grabbed me.
2575
01:48:06,238 --> 01:48:08,067
One -- How do you --
2576
01:48:08,067 --> 01:48:10,311
You don't need more than one
take for that.
2577
01:48:10,311 --> 01:48:11,519
I mean, it was really
terrifying.
2578
01:48:11,519 --> 01:48:13,141
Did they get the shot?
2579
01:48:13,141 --> 01:48:14,591
They got the shot.
2580
01:48:14,591 --> 01:48:17,180
You know, I always say
I'm not a scream queen,
2581
01:48:17,180 --> 01:48:19,458
but that was
a real scream right there.
2582
01:48:19,458 --> 01:48:21,564
- I got to rewatch it
knowing that.
2583
01:48:21,564 --> 01:48:24,187
- Was this David, the director
of the first movie?
2584
01:48:24,187 --> 01:48:25,740
Same director?
2585
01:48:25,740 --> 01:48:28,432
- Forgive me. I don't --
No, I don't think it was.
2586
01:48:28,432 --> 01:48:29,606
- Okay.
- I think it was
2587
01:48:29,606 --> 01:48:31,574
- the same producer.
- Oh, okay. Same producer.
2588
01:48:31,574 --> 01:48:36,475
So I don't know,
I think the "Curses" are cursed.
2589
01:48:36,475 --> 01:48:38,684
- Okay.
- That's what I'm thinking.
2590
01:48:38,684 --> 01:48:41,825
- Okay, it's time to go
back to the movie.
2591
01:48:41,825 --> 01:48:43,551
Just roll it. All right.
2592
01:48:43,551 --> 01:48:46,071
And by the way, we didn't
really talk about Derek Rydall.
2593
01:48:46,071 --> 01:48:48,280
Is that how you say his name?
2594
01:48:48,280 --> 01:48:50,282
- Rydall?
- Rydall.
2595
01:48:50,282 --> 01:48:51,904
- Your boyfriend in the movie.
- Yeah.
2596
01:48:51,904 --> 01:48:54,286
- The guy who plays Mark.
- Yeah.
2597
01:48:54,286 --> 01:48:56,668
Any chemistry with Derek?
2598
01:48:56,668 --> 01:48:58,186
Not off screen.
2599
01:48:58,186 --> 01:48:59,567
- [Laughter]
- No? Okay.
2600
01:48:59,567 --> 01:49:01,535
Well, this was his last movie.
2601
01:49:01,535 --> 01:49:03,847
He quit the business.
So, what did you do to him?
2602
01:49:03,847 --> 01:49:05,815
- I don't know.
I don't know if people quit
2603
01:49:05,815 --> 01:49:08,611
or some people, you know,
they get those couple jobs,
2604
01:49:08,611 --> 01:49:11,614
and then they just,
they stop getting them.
2605
01:49:11,614 --> 01:49:12,787
- Okay.
- He couldn't roll
2606
01:49:12,787 --> 01:49:14,099
with the jet set.
2607
01:49:14,099 --> 01:49:16,308
Oh, please. Okay. Thank you.
2608
01:49:16,308 --> 01:49:18,068
[Laughter]
2609
01:49:22,452 --> 01:49:23,936
[Static crackles]
2610
01:49:23,936 --> 01:49:27,733
♪ On Pocomania Day ♪
2611
01:49:29,183 --> 01:49:30,218
♪ Ooh ♪
2612
01:49:31,530 --> 01:49:32,980
♪ Ooh ♪
2613
01:49:33,946 --> 01:49:35,948
♪ Ooh ♪
2614
01:49:35,948 --> 01:49:37,709
- Okay, we got our
lights back on.
2615
01:49:37,709 --> 01:49:39,434
Let's get on with the show!
2616
01:49:39,434 --> 01:49:41,160
[Cheers and applause]
2617
01:50:18,025 --> 01:50:19,613
Who are you?
2618
01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:23,444
I'm Toby.
2619
01:50:23,444 --> 01:50:26,067
Or -- or nearly Toby.
2620
01:50:26,067 --> 01:50:29,312
You'll have to forgive the...
2621
01:50:29,312 --> 01:50:31,417
sloppy craftsmanship.
2622
01:50:31,417 --> 01:50:36,319
Actually, it takes hours every
morning to prepare the perfect
2623
01:50:36,319 --> 01:50:38,770
Toby for the world to see.
2624
01:50:38,770 --> 01:50:41,945
In truth, I've perfected
the quick transition
2625
01:50:41,945 --> 01:50:43,775
from face to face.
2626
01:50:43,775 --> 01:50:48,469
Of course, I have to borrow
their faces to do it.
2627
01:50:48,469 --> 01:50:52,197
You might say
I'm "multidentical."
2628
01:50:52,197 --> 01:50:54,095
[Chuckles]
2629
01:50:56,373 --> 01:50:58,617
[Laughs]
2630
01:50:58,617 --> 01:51:01,447
Now, with a little nip here
and a little tuck there,
2631
01:51:01,447 --> 01:51:03,415
I become "multisexual."
2632
01:51:03,415 --> 01:51:05,244
Nothing new about that, huh?
2633
01:51:05,244 --> 01:51:07,453
And as you've heard,
with the help of
2634
01:51:07,453 --> 01:51:11,354
electronic voice harmonics,
I become Tina, the class bimbo.
2635
01:51:12,942 --> 01:51:14,633
[Laughs]
2636
01:51:14,633 --> 01:51:18,533
I can look like anybody
I want to.
2637
01:51:18,533 --> 01:51:22,917
It's one of the few advantages
of not having a face.
2638
01:51:24,298 --> 01:51:25,195
Then you're not...
2639
01:51:25,195 --> 01:51:26,921
Your father?
2640
01:51:26,921 --> 01:51:28,336
No.
2641
01:51:28,336 --> 01:51:31,063
Lanyard Gates is dead.
2642
01:51:31,063 --> 01:51:34,480
Died in the fire 15 years ago.
2643
01:51:34,480 --> 01:51:36,241
If you're Toby, why are you...
2644
01:51:36,241 --> 01:51:38,105
Why am I going to kill you?
2645
01:51:38,105 --> 01:51:39,209
Is that your question?
2646
01:51:39,209 --> 01:51:40,590
Why are you doing this?
2647
01:51:40,590 --> 01:51:42,212
Oh!
2648
01:51:42,212 --> 01:51:43,835
Good question.
2649
01:51:44,905 --> 01:51:47,493
Same answer, actually.
2650
01:51:47,493 --> 01:51:53,361
See, I was caught
in that fire, too.
2651
01:51:54,500 --> 01:51:59,609
My mother was in Lanyard's
so-called film cult.
2652
01:51:59,609 --> 01:52:02,888
We were sitting in the front row
2653
01:52:02,888 --> 01:52:05,684
when your Aunt Suzanne
shot Lanyard
2654
01:52:05,684 --> 01:52:09,343
and set fire to the theater.
2655
01:52:09,343 --> 01:52:14,313
You, luckily, got out.
2656
01:52:14,313 --> 01:52:19,698
We, unluckily, did not.
2657
01:52:19,698 --> 01:52:21,838
My mother died.
2658
01:52:21,838 --> 01:52:28,120
I lost most of the flesh
on my body.
2659
01:52:28,120 --> 01:52:29,328
I'm sorry.
2660
01:52:29,328 --> 01:52:31,399
Oh, are you?
2661
01:52:31,399 --> 01:52:33,919
Well, that makes it
all right, then!
2662
01:52:33,919 --> 01:52:36,404
Here, I'll just let you go.
2663
01:52:36,404 --> 01:52:38,441
You're sorry?!
2664
01:52:38,441 --> 01:52:40,063
Look at me!
2665
01:52:41,927 --> 01:52:43,411
[Screams]
2666
01:52:43,411 --> 01:52:44,688
[Gasps]
2667
01:52:44,688 --> 01:52:47,450
This is your work!
2668
01:52:47,450 --> 01:52:49,141
Don't like it, huh?
2669
01:52:49,141 --> 01:52:51,143
You don't have to look!
2670
01:52:51,143 --> 01:52:53,111
Don't look!
2671
01:52:53,111 --> 01:52:55,354
Don't look at me!
2672
01:52:55,354 --> 01:52:57,874
I was a child, too, Toby!
2673
01:52:57,874 --> 01:53:00,394
- You were a child? Good.
I was a child.
2674
01:53:00,394 --> 01:53:02,534
We were all children.
2675
01:53:02,534 --> 01:53:06,262
Nobody was a child like me!
2676
01:53:06,262 --> 01:53:08,022
Nobody.
2677
01:53:08,022 --> 01:53:10,197
Shall I describe the --
the years
2678
01:53:10,197 --> 01:53:12,371
of surgery I went through, huh?
2679
01:53:12,371 --> 01:53:15,823
The skin grafts,
the prosthetic pieces.
2680
01:53:15,823 --> 01:53:18,757
I had to glue on my face
all through school
2681
01:53:18,757 --> 01:53:20,863
every day of my life
2682
01:53:20,863 --> 01:53:23,555
so the other kids
wouldn't scream.
2683
01:53:23,555 --> 01:53:26,627
Nobody saw me coming, huh?
2684
01:53:26,627 --> 01:53:31,321
Here, I'll show you
how it works.
2685
01:53:31,321 --> 01:53:34,704
Now, the first thing we do
is we cover up
2686
01:53:34,704 --> 01:53:38,432
these fried egg eyes
with contact lenses.
2687
01:53:42,712 --> 01:53:45,922
Lovely. [Laughs]
2688
01:53:50,271 --> 01:53:53,412
Toby.
2689
01:53:53,412 --> 01:53:55,000
Ah.
2690
01:53:55,000 --> 01:53:58,245
Now a new nose.
2691
01:53:59,108 --> 01:54:00,592
There.
2692
01:54:01,938 --> 01:54:04,699
- Please stop.
- Then we prepare a face
2693
01:54:04,699 --> 01:54:07,944
to meet the faces that we meet.
2694
01:54:07,944 --> 01:54:09,566
A lovely chin.
2695
01:54:12,086 --> 01:54:13,398
Yeah.
2696
01:54:13,398 --> 01:54:15,296
[Laughs]
2697
01:54:20,508 --> 01:54:23,718
It's my Scarecrow in Oz face.
2698
01:54:24,305 --> 01:54:26,860
Cute, huh?
2699
01:54:26,860 --> 01:54:28,620
You're crazy.
2700
01:54:28,620 --> 01:54:32,382
What, this just dawned on you?
2701
01:54:32,382 --> 01:54:33,590
That's great.
2702
01:54:33,590 --> 01:54:35,661
And I'm the one who's crazy.
2703
01:54:35,661 --> 01:54:37,629
[Laughs]
2704
01:54:37,629 --> 01:54:41,529
Can't say I've lost my sense
of humor, can you?!
2705
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:45,016
Toby.
2706
01:54:45,016 --> 01:54:46,500
What are you gonna do?
2707
01:54:46,500 --> 01:54:49,641
Mm, here's my plan.
2708
01:54:49,641 --> 01:54:54,542
I've thought it out
with geometric logic.
2709
01:54:54,542 --> 01:54:58,201
I'm going to recreate
that showing of "Possessor",
2710
01:54:58,201 --> 01:55:04,242
only this time,
it's going exactly as planned.
2711
01:55:04,242 --> 01:55:08,073
And maybe that way,
things will be different.
2712
01:55:08,073 --> 01:55:13,561
Maybe then, my mother
won't die...
2713
01:55:13,561 --> 01:55:17,013
and I won't be burned.
2714
01:55:17,013 --> 01:55:21,017
And everything will be okay.
2715
01:55:22,812 --> 01:55:24,987
That makes perfect sense.
2716
01:55:24,987 --> 01:55:27,990
- Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
[Chuckles]
2717
01:55:35,549 --> 01:55:38,759
- Yuck!- Oh, pee-yew, what is that?
2718
01:55:38,759 --> 01:55:41,693
- Hmm, I don't know.Could be swamp gas.
2719
01:55:41,693 --> 01:55:43,177
- [Laughter]
- Well, it doesn't smell like
2720
01:55:43,177 --> 01:55:44,765
swamp gas to me.
2721
01:55:44,765 --> 01:55:47,078
Well, it's not me.
2722
01:55:47,078 --> 01:55:48,942
I'm not so sure.
2723
01:55:48,942 --> 01:55:50,840
- Well, whatever it is,it's getting worse.
2724
01:55:50,840 --> 01:55:52,186
Yuck.
2725
01:55:52,186 --> 01:55:53,739
Mark, if you keep this up,
2726
01:55:53,739 --> 01:55:55,845
you're gonna have to hire your
own private nurse before long.
2727
01:55:55,845 --> 01:55:57,295
- There you are,
you son of a bitch!
2728
01:55:57,295 --> 01:55:59,435
Oh, no.
2729
01:55:59,435 --> 01:56:01,575
I want to go home now.
2730
01:56:01,575 --> 01:56:03,128
Hi, Joy.
2731
01:56:03,128 --> 01:56:06,545
Look, uh, I'm sorry, but Maggie
had some problems,
2732
01:56:06,545 --> 01:56:07,719
and I had to help her out.
2733
01:56:07,719 --> 01:56:09,238
Maggie?
2734
01:56:09,238 --> 01:56:11,792
What, are you obsessed
with this bitch or what?
2735
01:56:11,792 --> 01:56:13,449
God, I knew you didn't have
any brains,
2736
01:56:13,449 --> 01:56:15,451
but I thought
you had some taste.
2737
01:56:15,451 --> 01:56:18,247
Why don't you just cool out?
2738
01:56:18,247 --> 01:56:21,422
- Why don't you just shut your
little mouth, you little slut?
2739
01:56:21,422 --> 01:56:23,010
And as far as Maggie goes,
2740
01:56:23,010 --> 01:56:25,047
I saw her leave here
with that little film nerd.
2741
01:56:25,047 --> 01:56:26,220
- What's his name?
- Toby?
2742
01:56:26,220 --> 01:56:27,773
Yeah, that's right, Toby.
2743
01:56:27,773 --> 01:56:30,086
I caught them in the dark,
and they were going at it.
2744
01:56:30,086 --> 01:56:31,743
They were hot and heavy.
2745
01:56:31,743 --> 01:56:32,813
And you wouldn't believe it,
2746
01:56:32,813 --> 01:56:33,779
they're on their way
to his house.
2747
01:56:33,779 --> 01:56:35,333
You're full of shit.
2748
01:56:35,333 --> 01:56:36,472
[Grunts]
2749
01:56:36,472 --> 01:56:38,474
Hey, asshole!
2750
01:56:38,474 --> 01:56:40,062
Oh, no.
2751
01:56:40,062 --> 01:56:41,615
- Uh-oh.
2752
01:56:41,615 --> 01:56:43,341
You got a problem?
2753
01:56:46,723 --> 01:56:49,278
I said you got a problem?
2754
01:56:49,278 --> 01:56:50,589
- No, do you?
- He hit me.
2755
01:56:50,589 --> 01:56:52,039
Kick his ass!
Kick his ass!
2756
01:56:52,039 --> 01:56:53,213
- Unh-unh, wait, wait,
wait, wait a minute,
2757
01:56:53,213 --> 01:56:54,352
this boy's been getting
beat up all day.
2758
01:56:54,352 --> 01:56:55,974
- You want him,
you got to go through me.
2759
01:56:55,974 --> 01:56:58,597
- I don't hit chicks.
Now back off!
2760
01:56:58,597 --> 01:57:00,323
- You don't hit chicks?
You swear to God?
2761
01:57:00,323 --> 01:57:02,705
- I ain't never hit a chick
in my life.
2762
01:57:02,705 --> 01:57:05,190
That's all I wanted to know.
2763
01:57:05,190 --> 01:57:06,571
- [Grunts]
- Rad!
2764
01:57:06,571 --> 01:57:07,779
I could've done that.
2765
01:57:07,779 --> 01:57:09,988
You bitch! [Grunts]
2766
01:57:09,988 --> 01:57:11,472
- Oh, my hair!
- Punk-ass blonde bitch!
2767
01:57:11,472 --> 01:57:13,129
Get your sorry ass
out of here.
2768
01:57:13,129 --> 01:57:14,579
You're messing with my hair!
2769
01:57:14,579 --> 01:57:15,959
It's not your hair anyway!
2770
01:57:15,959 --> 01:57:18,928
- I'm gonna bust your butt,
bad boy.
2771
01:57:18,928 --> 01:57:20,861
[Grunting]
2772
01:57:23,036 --> 01:57:24,968
God damn it!
2773
01:57:24,968 --> 01:57:26,901
- I got you, wimp!
You ain't shit!
2774
01:57:26,901 --> 01:57:28,041
He's going for the side door!
2775
01:57:28,041 --> 01:57:30,008
- I can't believe she went
to Toby's house.
2776
01:57:30,008 --> 01:57:32,114
Toby and Maggie, are you crazy?
2777
01:57:32,114 --> 01:57:33,632
You believe that dumb bitch?
2778
01:57:33,632 --> 01:57:35,117
- You guys know
where Toby lives?
2779
01:57:35,117 --> 01:57:39,776
- 48 Crescent Road, apartment
7-3, about five blocks away.
2780
01:57:39,776 --> 01:57:41,157
Believe it.
2781
01:57:41,157 --> 01:57:44,229
She's the world's authority
on Toby D'Amato.
2782
01:57:44,229 --> 01:57:46,921
- Use the side door.
- Right.
2783
01:57:46,921 --> 01:57:49,648
- Oh, my God, my stench cue!
I'm late.
2784
01:57:49,648 --> 01:57:51,892
Almost time.
2785
01:57:51,892 --> 01:57:54,688
Lanyard Gates began "Possessor"
at midnight,
2786
01:57:54,688 --> 01:57:57,553
and we will follow
in his footsteps.
2787
01:57:57,553 --> 01:58:02,868
Wait, I forgot the other member
of the original cast.
2788
01:58:02,868 --> 01:58:05,043
- Ta-da!
- Mom?
2789
01:58:07,873 --> 01:58:11,360
- Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
2790
01:58:11,843 --> 01:58:13,500
Sarah, Mom.
2791
01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:15,674
Mom, Sarah.
2792
01:58:16,779 --> 01:58:18,850
Maggie, forgive me.
2793
01:58:18,850 --> 01:58:20,403
Hey, sure, why not?
2794
01:58:20,403 --> 01:58:23,855
All she did was murder your
father, destroy his life's work,
2795
01:58:23,855 --> 01:58:25,581
and then lie
to you your whole life.
2796
01:58:25,581 --> 01:58:29,067
Sure, say a couple of Hail Marys
and forget the whole thing.
2797
01:58:29,067 --> 01:58:32,381
- Maggie, he was giving you acid.
I had to get you out.
2798
01:58:32,381 --> 01:58:34,866
- Liar, liar, face on fire,
face on fire!
2799
01:58:34,866 --> 01:58:37,627
Toby, don't do this, please!
2800
01:58:37,627 --> 01:58:40,492
- Toby!
Lanyard Gates was crazy!
2801
01:58:40,492 --> 01:58:42,011
I am rubber, you're glue.
2802
01:58:42,011 --> 01:58:43,426
Everything that you're saying
bounces off me
2803
01:58:43,426 --> 01:58:44,634
and sticks on you!
2804
01:58:44,634 --> 01:58:46,188
- Toby, no!
- Sticks on you!
2805
01:58:46,188 --> 01:58:49,639
Sticks on you, sticks on you,
sticks on you.
2806
01:58:49,639 --> 01:58:51,503
Oh.
2807
01:58:54,851 --> 01:58:56,957
Half an hour to midnight.
2808
01:58:56,957 --> 01:59:00,167
I still have a little time
to kill.
2809
01:59:00,167 --> 01:59:01,582
Hmm.
2810
01:59:05,068 --> 01:59:06,622
[Static crackles]
2811
01:59:06,622 --> 01:59:12,283
- The darkest hour has come just
in time for a final Samhain tip.
2812
01:59:12,283 --> 01:59:14,526
[Laughs]
2813
01:59:16,459 --> 01:59:20,429
- Okay, in order to properly
observe any holiday,
2814
01:59:20,429 --> 01:59:23,742
but especially Samhain,
you need to know exactly
2815
01:59:23,742 --> 01:59:26,331
which alcoholic beverages
to immerse yourself in.
2816
01:59:26,331 --> 01:59:29,748
And if you're trying to consume
the precise alcoholic toddy
2817
01:59:29,748 --> 01:59:34,374
that was enjoyed by the Celts
1,900 years ago at the apex
2818
01:59:34,374 --> 01:59:37,825
of Samhain observance, then you
need to go to West Africa
2819
01:59:37,825 --> 01:59:39,827
and find just some pure
millet beer
2820
01:59:39,827 --> 01:59:41,829
because that's what they drank,
millet beer.
2821
01:59:41,829 --> 01:59:44,142
But since only about
1% of our audience
2822
01:59:44,142 --> 01:59:46,317
has the ability
to go to West Africa
2823
01:59:46,317 --> 01:59:47,766
and find the pure
millet beers,
2824
01:59:47,766 --> 01:59:49,596
we're going to go
to the next best thing
2825
01:59:49,596 --> 01:59:51,184
and recommend some craft beers
2826
01:59:51,184 --> 01:59:53,634
that include millet
in the recipe.
2827
01:59:53,634 --> 01:59:56,534
Now, what is millet?
2828
01:59:56,534 --> 02:00:00,193
You may be wondering that.
Millet is grass.
2829
02:00:00,193 --> 02:00:03,541
You're drinking beer
made from grass.
2830
02:00:03,541 --> 02:00:05,508
Fortunately, we have
some craft breweries
2831
02:00:05,508 --> 02:00:07,752
that are in search
of grass tasting beer
2832
02:00:07,752 --> 02:00:10,375
because they want to advertise
that they are gluten free,
2833
02:00:10,375 --> 02:00:12,135
which is impossible
with barley malt.
2834
02:00:12,135 --> 02:00:19,039
So first we have Greens Beer
from Baildon, England.
2835
02:00:19,039 --> 02:00:22,076
And gonna give it
a taste here.
2836
02:00:24,631 --> 02:00:26,357
It tastes...
2837
02:00:26,357 --> 02:00:28,151
well, it tastes like grass.
2838
02:00:28,151 --> 02:00:30,499
Um...
2839
02:00:30,499 --> 02:00:38,886
next, we have O'Brien Pale Ale
from Windery, Australia.
2840
02:00:45,065 --> 02:00:46,653
[Laughter]
2841
02:00:47,723 --> 02:00:51,727
It tastes like grass with
kangaroo doo doo in it.
2842
02:00:51,727 --> 02:00:56,421
And finally we have
the Nama Biiru Ale
2843
02:00:56,421 --> 02:01:00,253
from Bengaluru, India, site
of the annual Millet Festival.
2844
02:01:00,253 --> 02:01:02,220
And this one is perhaps
the purest version
2845
02:01:02,220 --> 02:01:03,428
of millet beer in the world.
2846
02:01:03,428 --> 02:01:04,740
They don't even bottle it.
2847
02:01:04,740 --> 02:01:06,673
They only sell it
at the festival.
2848
02:01:06,673 --> 02:01:10,159
We were able to get some sent to
us, and it tastes...
2849
02:01:10,159 --> 02:01:11,781
All right.
2850
02:01:15,992 --> 02:01:17,062
Okay.
2851
02:01:17,062 --> 02:01:18,581
[Laughter]
2852
02:01:18,581 --> 02:01:21,412
It tastes like clumps of grass
wrapped in dirty socks
2853
02:01:21,412 --> 02:01:22,896
and dropped in Nevada
moose sperm.
2854
02:01:22,896 --> 02:01:25,726
So if you're going
to want a chaser,
2855
02:01:25,726 --> 02:01:29,212
once you arrange your perfect
Samhain feast table, the chaser
2856
02:01:29,212 --> 02:01:30,973
I would recommend is...
2857
02:01:30,973 --> 02:01:32,285
a fire hose.
2858
02:01:32,285 --> 02:01:33,838
There is basically nothing
that can cut the taste
2859
02:01:33,838 --> 02:01:34,839
of millet beer.
2860
02:01:34,839 --> 02:01:36,668
So enjoy your Celtic adventure,
2861
02:01:36,668 --> 02:01:39,119
all ye neo-pagans
of the 21st century.
2862
02:01:39,119 --> 02:01:42,743
Luxuriate in the purity
of past centuries
2863
02:01:42,743 --> 02:01:47,403
and the holiness of nature
based festivals, be exuberant.
2864
02:01:47,403 --> 02:01:49,992
Get you a giant mug
with Gaelic writing on it
2865
02:01:49,992 --> 02:01:53,098
and pour that grass down
your throat like a true Druid.
2866
02:01:53,098 --> 02:01:56,101
This has been Joe Bob Briggs
bringing you tips
2867
02:01:56,101 --> 02:02:00,209
for having a bloody and sexy
and grass drenched holiday.
2868
02:02:00,209 --> 02:02:01,831
You're welcome.
2869
02:02:01,831 --> 02:02:04,869
And speaking of traditions,
2870
02:02:04,869 --> 02:02:08,562
there is nothing like
the old standard reggae song
2871
02:02:08,562 --> 02:02:10,115
"Pocomania Day."
2872
02:02:10,115 --> 02:02:11,462
[Laughter]
2873
02:02:11,462 --> 02:02:13,395
Isn't that the name
of that song, "Pocomania Day."
2874
02:02:13,395 --> 02:02:16,363
To keep a crowd fascinated
in the middle of a blackout.
2875
02:02:16,363 --> 02:02:18,814
Right? Isn't that true?
2876
02:02:18,814 --> 02:02:20,850
You know,
they go to great lengths
2877
02:02:20,850 --> 02:02:24,164
to make Jamaica look like
Southern California.
2878
02:02:24,164 --> 02:02:25,579
You know?
2879
02:02:25,579 --> 02:02:27,961
And then they just bring a
random reggae band on the stage.
2880
02:02:27,961 --> 02:02:30,377
[Laughter]
2881
02:02:30,377 --> 02:02:31,930
You ever think about
that when you watch the movie?
2882
02:02:31,930 --> 02:02:34,312
- Well, I did, except I'm going
to disagree with you.
2883
02:02:34,312 --> 02:02:35,900
I didn't think
it looked that much
2884
02:02:35,900 --> 02:02:38,005
like Southern California.
To me --
2885
02:02:38,005 --> 02:02:40,180
- No, I said they were trying
to make it look
2886
02:02:40,180 --> 02:02:41,250
like Southern California.
2887
02:02:41,250 --> 02:02:42,734
- That's the key word
right there.
2888
02:02:42,734 --> 02:02:44,736
- Yeah, I mean, apparently one
of the reasons they decided
2889
02:02:44,736 --> 02:02:47,601
to put so many audience
members in masks
2890
02:02:47,601 --> 02:02:50,846
is that they couldn't find
enough white extras
2891
02:02:50,846 --> 02:02:52,537
to make it look like
a typical
2892
02:02:52,537 --> 02:02:54,919
University of California
branch campus.
2893
02:02:54,919 --> 02:02:58,336
You know, because
it does say at the beginning
2894
02:02:58,336 --> 02:03:02,478
that it's in California,
there is a sign that says that.
2895
02:03:02,478 --> 02:03:05,930
And yet they put the reggae
music throughout the movie,
2896
02:03:05,930 --> 02:03:09,796
even though the movie
was made 1991.
2897
02:03:09,796 --> 02:03:11,591
I mean, that's grunge.
2898
02:03:11,591 --> 02:03:13,869
They're in the grunge
era, right?
2899
02:03:13,869 --> 02:03:16,527
They put the reggae song in.
All right?
2900
02:03:16,527 --> 02:03:19,909
So, Jill, you have these
intensely emotional scenes
2901
02:03:19,909 --> 02:03:25,052
with Tom Villard
as Toby D'Amato.
2902
02:03:25,052 --> 02:03:26,813
- Yeah.
- Alan Ormsby gave him the same
2903
02:03:26,813 --> 02:03:30,368
last name as Joe D'Amato,
the director of
2904
02:03:30,368 --> 02:03:32,370
"Anthropophagous."
and hundreds of other
2905
02:03:32,370 --> 02:03:35,408
Italian exploitation films that
were known for having
2906
02:03:35,408 --> 02:03:38,169
the grizzliest special effects
ever devised.
2907
02:03:38,169 --> 02:03:40,792
And I guess no one knew
at the time
2908
02:03:40,792 --> 02:03:43,485
that you shot the movie
that Tom had AIDS.
2909
02:03:43,485 --> 02:03:45,452
No, nobody shared that with me.
2910
02:03:45,452 --> 02:03:49,076
And, you know,
when he die of AIDS
2911
02:03:49,076 --> 02:03:51,044
and just over the years,
2912
02:03:51,044 --> 02:03:53,805
fans -- and it's such
a sensitive subject
2913
02:03:53,805 --> 02:03:57,430
because so many
of our industry,
2914
02:03:57,430 --> 02:04:01,848
you know, the entire industry
beyond just movie making,
2915
02:04:01,848 --> 02:04:04,644
but in the dance world
and the music world,
2916
02:04:04,644 --> 02:04:09,407
so many people were dying,
and it's so sensitive for me
2917
02:04:09,407 --> 02:04:12,203
still to talk about it
because I get angry.
2918
02:04:12,203 --> 02:04:15,137
I get so angry at
like all the --
2919
02:04:15,137 --> 02:04:16,690
that did not enough was done.
2920
02:04:16,690 --> 02:04:21,281
- Tom Villard, he was 37
when this movie was made.
2921
02:04:21,281 --> 02:04:23,248
He was born in
Spencerport, New York,
2922
02:04:23,248 --> 02:04:26,010
which is a suburb of Rochester.
2923
02:04:26,010 --> 02:04:28,115
He dropped out of college
so that he could move
2924
02:04:28,115 --> 02:04:30,946
to New York and New York City
2925
02:04:30,946 --> 02:04:34,328
and study
at the Lee Strasberg.
2926
02:04:34,328 --> 02:04:36,745
He studied
at the Lee Strasberg Studio
2927
02:04:36,745 --> 02:04:38,609
and the American Academy
of Dramatic Arts.
2928
02:04:38,609 --> 02:04:40,990
He moved to L.A. in 1980.
2929
02:04:40,990 --> 02:04:45,098
He had been working a lot,
mostly in television,
2930
02:04:45,098 --> 02:04:47,549
and he died at age 40.
2931
02:04:47,549 --> 02:04:49,585
But as I pointed out before,
2932
02:04:49,585 --> 02:04:53,451
he did 13 projects
after this movie.
2933
02:04:53,451 --> 02:04:57,351
So in those last two years,
he did 13 projects,
2934
02:04:57,351 --> 02:05:00,354
including roles on
"Who's the Boss", "Baywatch",
2935
02:05:00,354 --> 02:05:04,151
"Golden Girls",
"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine".
2936
02:05:04,151 --> 02:05:05,808
And he was in that
big budget comedy,
2937
02:05:05,808 --> 02:05:09,916
"My Girl", so apparently had
a very optimistic view of life.
2938
02:05:09,916 --> 02:05:11,745
- He did.
I mean, he was -- I mean,
2939
02:05:11,745 --> 02:05:14,817
he appeared -- I didn't really
know any of the actors
2940
02:05:14,817 --> 02:05:18,407
very well, you know,
because I jumped into it.
2941
02:05:18,407 --> 02:05:20,823
And at the end of the day,
I went to my hotel.
2942
02:05:20,823 --> 02:05:25,379
But he was always on set,
just so pleasant
2943
02:05:25,379 --> 02:05:28,106
and an extremely
optimistic person
2944
02:05:28,106 --> 02:05:32,801
and well-prepared,
always so prepared
2945
02:05:32,801 --> 02:05:35,873
and just a lovely human being.
2946
02:05:35,873 --> 02:05:38,600
- Okay, now tell me if I got
this right about the plot.
2947
02:05:38,600 --> 02:05:40,740
- Yeah.
- 15 years ago,
2948
02:05:40,740 --> 02:05:43,639
your mother was killed in
the fire when Lanyard Gates
2949
02:05:43,639 --> 02:05:45,676
- showed "Possessor."
- Yes.
2950
02:05:45,676 --> 02:05:48,920
- And supposedly
killed his family.
2951
02:05:48,920 --> 02:05:50,266
That's right.
2952
02:05:50,266 --> 02:05:55,789
- But really, it was your aunt,
your mom's sister,
2953
02:05:55,789 --> 02:05:58,896
who shot Lanyard Gates
with a gun
2954
02:05:58,896 --> 02:06:02,762
and set the theater on fire
with you in it
2955
02:06:02,762 --> 02:06:05,074
and burned Toby's face off.
2956
02:06:05,074 --> 02:06:09,665
- This sounds like a clue,
a version of Clue, the game.
2957
02:06:09,665 --> 02:06:13,358
- Well, Toby got his face off
in this fire, and.
2958
02:06:13,358 --> 02:06:17,052
And his mom was killed.
2959
02:06:17,052 --> 02:06:20,814
So he killed both of your mom.
But you survived.
2960
02:06:20,814 --> 02:06:23,852
And your aunt's survived,
which is Dee Wallace.
2961
02:06:23,852 --> 02:06:25,578
- Yeah.
- And Dee Wallace pretended
2962
02:06:25,578 --> 02:06:29,029
- to be your mom ever since then.
- [Laughs]
2963
02:06:29,029 --> 02:06:31,445
So I guess you were like,
2964
02:06:31,445 --> 02:06:33,102
"Yeah, you sort of look
like my mom."
2965
02:06:33,102 --> 02:06:34,414
[Laughter]
2966
02:06:34,414 --> 02:06:36,727
"I guess you are my mom, right?"
2967
02:06:36,727 --> 02:06:39,730
I mean, they're asking us
to believe that you --
2968
02:06:39,730 --> 02:06:42,560
the moms were switched
at the time of the fire.
2969
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:44,010
- Okay.
- In your mind.
2970
02:06:44,010 --> 02:06:46,391
- This is what I'm thinking
happened.
2971
02:06:46,391 --> 02:06:49,636
- Okay, tell me. Tell me.
I'm all ears.
2972
02:06:49,636 --> 02:06:51,086
I want to know.
2973
02:06:51,086 --> 02:06:54,123
- I think, like many people
go through
2974
02:06:54,123 --> 02:06:55,884
when you go through a trauma,
2975
02:06:55,884 --> 02:06:58,645
- Yeah.
- ...out goes the memory.
2976
02:06:58,645 --> 02:07:00,164
- Right?
- Okay.
2977
02:07:00,164 --> 02:07:03,512
- She just was so young
that she didn't have any memory.
2978
02:07:03,512 --> 02:07:05,514
She went through trauma.
2979
02:07:05,514 --> 02:07:07,136
- How old are you supposed
to be in the movie?
2980
02:07:07,136 --> 02:07:09,967
- Well, I think there's like,
a scene with her.
2981
02:07:09,967 --> 02:07:12,625
She looks around
4 or 5 years old.
2982
02:07:12,625 --> 02:07:14,074
Okay.
2983
02:07:14,074 --> 02:07:16,007
- That's what it looked
like to me. I don't remember.
2984
02:07:16,007 --> 02:07:17,422
So 4 or 5 years old.
2985
02:07:17,422 --> 02:07:20,149
You just don't remember what
your mom looks like exactly.
2986
02:07:20,149 --> 02:07:21,634
[Laughter]
2987
02:07:21,634 --> 02:07:23,049
- And you have a new mom.
- Trauma.
2988
02:07:23,049 --> 02:07:24,498
- I'm going with
the trauma thing.
2989
02:07:24,498 --> 02:07:25,638
That was always your mom?
2990
02:07:25,638 --> 02:07:28,019
And since Toby's mom died
in the fire
2991
02:07:28,019 --> 02:07:29,572
and he had his face burned off,
2992
02:07:29,572 --> 02:07:32,817
he's been building
his Toby face every day
2993
02:07:32,817 --> 02:07:34,301
before he goes out of the house.
2994
02:07:34,301 --> 02:07:35,717
Every day before he
goes out the house,
2995
02:07:35,717 --> 02:07:36,856
he builds a new face.
2996
02:07:36,856 --> 02:07:38,651
- That does seem
a little farfetched.
2997
02:07:38,651 --> 02:07:41,101
I always thought that, too.
2998
02:07:41,101 --> 02:07:43,172
However, it's a movie.
2999
02:07:43,172 --> 02:07:47,004
- Yeah, but he's become so good
at building his own face
3000
02:07:47,004 --> 02:07:50,870
that he can now build any face,
so he can be any face, right?
3001
02:07:50,870 --> 02:07:53,286
- I guess that's true.
In the film.
3002
02:07:53,286 --> 02:07:57,566
- And so he's going to kill you
and you're a fake mom,
3003
02:07:57,566 --> 02:08:00,293
who is really your aunt
because why?
3004
02:08:00,293 --> 02:08:03,537
[Laughter]
3005
02:08:03,537 --> 02:08:05,816
- I have to get over the fact
that I'm being
3006
02:08:05,816 --> 02:08:07,162
killed right now.
3007
02:08:07,162 --> 02:08:12,029
- Okay, well, he's going to kill
you, but your mom --
3008
02:08:12,029 --> 02:08:14,756
your mom is encased in plaster.
3009
02:08:14,756 --> 02:08:16,343
He wants revenge.
3010
02:08:16,343 --> 02:08:17,655
But that's not your mom.
3011
02:08:17,655 --> 02:08:20,934
- It's not my mom.
- It's been established.
3012
02:08:20,934 --> 02:08:23,592
- All right.
- This is confusing.
3013
02:08:23,592 --> 02:08:25,939
- Okay. All right.
And one more question.
3014
02:08:25,939 --> 02:08:28,183
The guy who was doing the actual
special effects makeup
3015
02:08:28,183 --> 02:08:29,391
- on the movie...
- Yeah.
3016
02:08:29,391 --> 02:08:32,014
...was Bob Clark?
3017
02:08:32,014 --> 02:08:34,707
- But it was not the same
Bob Clark.
3018
02:08:34,707 --> 02:08:36,674
Was there another guy
on the movie
3019
02:08:36,674 --> 02:08:39,884
also named --
the special effects makeup
3020
02:08:39,884 --> 02:08:41,161
was pretty important
on this movie.
3021
02:08:41,161 --> 02:08:42,611
- It was.
- Was his name Bob Clark?
3022
02:08:42,611 --> 02:08:43,888
Or was that just Bob Clark
taking credit
3023
02:08:43,888 --> 02:08:45,165
for the special effects?
3024
02:08:45,165 --> 02:08:46,339
[Laughter]
3025
02:08:46,339 --> 02:08:48,997
- Because -- Do you know?
3026
02:08:48,997 --> 02:08:51,551
- You're asking me questions
over my pay grade.
3027
02:08:51,551 --> 02:08:53,898
Oh, okay. All right.
3028
02:08:53,898 --> 02:08:56,211
Well, I love the moment
when Toby goes into
3029
02:08:56,211 --> 02:09:02,976
a psychotic rant and says,
"I'm doing this so..."
3030
02:09:02,976 --> 02:09:05,565
He actually tries to explain
why he's doing it, and he says,
3031
02:09:05,565 --> 02:09:08,810
"I'm doing this so my mother
will come back to life."
3032
02:09:08,810 --> 02:09:11,778
And you say,
"That makes perfect sense."
3033
02:09:11,778 --> 02:09:13,331
Oh, my God.
3034
02:09:13,331 --> 02:09:15,817
- And you do that
totally straight.
3035
02:09:15,817 --> 02:09:17,128
You deliver that --
I believe you when
3036
02:09:17,128 --> 02:09:18,371
you say that line.
3037
02:09:18,371 --> 02:09:23,134
It's like I'm thinking,
"Okay, she's playing him,
3038
02:09:23,134 --> 02:09:26,137
Or maybe she's so upset
at the time.
3039
02:09:26,137 --> 02:09:28,484
She has compassion.
3040
02:09:28,484 --> 02:09:30,279
Oh, compassion for Toby.
3041
02:09:30,279 --> 02:09:33,938
- Empathy.
I remember that moment.
3042
02:09:33,938 --> 02:09:38,253
You're, like, laughing about it.
But I'm being totally serious.
3043
02:09:38,253 --> 02:09:41,497
- No, I like the moment.
I like the moment, you know?
3044
02:09:41,497 --> 02:09:44,155
But, I mean, I think it's like
3045
02:09:44,155 --> 02:09:46,192
because he's so psychotic
at that point,
3046
02:09:46,192 --> 02:09:48,953
that's all you can say,
that's all you can say.
3047
02:09:48,953 --> 02:09:50,610
"You're making perfect sense."
3048
02:09:50,610 --> 02:09:53,164
- I think there are some people
that look at
3049
02:09:53,164 --> 02:09:55,373
when somebody is having
a psychotic break
3050
02:09:55,373 --> 02:09:57,134
and some people will go,
3051
02:09:57,134 --> 02:09:59,205
"They're having a psychotic --"
3052
02:09:59,205 --> 02:10:02,380
And somebody else will care
about why they're having
3053
02:10:02,380 --> 02:10:03,796
a psychotic break.
3054
02:10:03,796 --> 02:10:05,142
Okay, so she cares.
3055
02:10:05,142 --> 02:10:08,352
- But I think sometimes
when you're in a situation
3056
02:10:08,352 --> 02:10:11,079
where you truly are in danger,
3057
02:10:11,079 --> 02:10:14,979
like there's that calm element
that comes over you,
3058
02:10:14,979 --> 02:10:18,120
that it's a survival thing.
3059
02:10:18,120 --> 02:10:20,709
- You know what to say because
it's what you should say.
3060
02:10:20,709 --> 02:10:21,779
I don't know.
3061
02:10:21,779 --> 02:10:23,298
[Laughter]
3062
02:10:23,298 --> 02:10:25,679
- All right.
- You're making perfect sense.
3063
02:10:25,679 --> 02:10:29,028
- Alright, thanks for being
with us tonight, Jill.
3064
02:10:29,028 --> 02:10:32,721
You know, I can't believe
you quit the business.
3065
02:10:32,721 --> 02:10:36,690
You quit the business in 1995
after a movie called
3066
02:10:36,690 --> 02:10:37,760
"Not Again!"
3067
02:10:37,760 --> 02:10:40,591
- Yeah, well -- Yeah, I quit.
I mean --
3068
02:10:40,591 --> 02:10:41,972
You were just done with acting?
3069
02:10:41,972 --> 02:10:47,805
- When I -- I was fortunate by
that time in my life
3070
02:10:47,805 --> 02:10:49,289
where I didn't have to work.
3071
02:10:49,289 --> 02:10:53,362
My husband was a film composer.
We were doing quite nicely.
3072
02:10:53,362 --> 02:10:55,744
And so I was in a place
in my life
3073
02:10:55,744 --> 02:10:59,334
where I felt like things
that maybe not so good
3074
02:10:59,334 --> 02:11:01,198
things that had happened --
3075
02:11:01,198 --> 02:11:03,476
We won't go into them here.
3076
02:11:03,476 --> 02:11:04,822
[Laughter]
3077
02:11:04,822 --> 02:11:07,411
But like, some things
maybe wouldn't have happened
3078
02:11:07,411 --> 02:11:11,070
had I had more parental...
3079
02:11:11,070 --> 02:11:12,485
you know,
if my parents were around.
3080
02:11:12,485 --> 02:11:17,490
So I just -- the day I found out
I was pregnant,
3081
02:11:17,490 --> 02:11:19,872
I called my agents
within hours and said,
3082
02:11:19,872 --> 02:11:22,391
"I'm leaving the business"
because I want it to be --
3083
02:11:22,391 --> 02:11:23,737
- You want to be there
for your kids?
3084
02:11:23,737 --> 02:11:27,051
Here come the tears.
3085
02:11:27,051 --> 02:11:29,847
I wanted to be there
for my children.
3086
02:11:29,847 --> 02:11:33,023
- Oh, well, that's -- I mean,
that's a good reason to quit.
3087
02:11:33,023 --> 02:11:34,990
- No, I'm not.
God, that sounded terrible.
3088
02:11:34,990 --> 02:11:38,614
That made it sound like a woman
that goes to work
3089
02:11:38,614 --> 02:11:40,444
- isn't there --
- No, no, no, I don't mean that.
3090
02:11:40,444 --> 02:11:42,308
I mean, that's a good reason
3091
02:11:42,308 --> 02:11:45,311
to, like, you know,
reorient at that point.
3092
02:11:45,311 --> 02:11:48,486
- I just wanted to be
a stay at home mom
3093
02:11:48,486 --> 02:11:50,972
so that I would be there
3094
02:11:50,972 --> 02:11:55,700
for my kids where
certain issues came up.
3095
02:11:55,700 --> 02:11:57,116
- Okay.
- That's it.
3096
02:11:57,116 --> 02:12:00,740
- Do your kids watch
your old movies?
3097
02:12:00,740 --> 02:12:05,089
- Um, well, I think my older son
has seen a couple.
3098
02:12:05,089 --> 02:12:08,334
My younger one hasn't,
except for "Popcorn",
3099
02:12:08,334 --> 02:12:09,956
the movie at hand.
3100
02:12:09,956 --> 02:12:13,201
And when he was a teenager,
and I took him to
3101
02:12:13,201 --> 02:12:16,549
the Egyptian Theater because
I was invited for a screening
3102
02:12:16,549 --> 02:12:19,483
and to do a Q&A,
and people are, you know,
3103
02:12:19,483 --> 02:12:22,037
everyone's asking for
autographs and pictures.
3104
02:12:22,037 --> 02:12:25,178
And after we left,
three and a half hours later,
3105
02:12:25,178 --> 02:12:27,146
he was just quiet by my side.
3106
02:12:27,146 --> 02:12:30,770
But we rounded the corner,
and he she said,
3107
02:12:30,770 --> 02:12:35,982
"Mom, what is wrong
with those people?"
3108
02:12:35,982 --> 02:12:38,743
Why would anyone want
your autograph?"
3109
02:12:38,743 --> 02:12:40,504
[Laughter]
3110
02:12:40,504 --> 02:12:43,196
- All right, we're going to go
to the thrilling yet
3111
02:12:43,196 --> 02:12:46,613
kind of odd conclusion
of "Popcorn."
3112
02:12:46,613 --> 02:12:51,135
But thank you so much, Jill.
3113
02:12:51,135 --> 02:12:53,344
And...
3114
02:12:53,344 --> 02:12:56,037
Yay!
3115
02:12:56,037 --> 02:12:57,728
Yay, Jill.
3116
02:12:57,728 --> 02:13:02,008
- Oh, all right. Roll it.
You know.
3117
02:13:02,008 --> 02:13:02,871
- Oh.
- Thank you.
3118
02:13:02,871 --> 02:13:04,286
Works every time.
3119
02:13:04,286 --> 02:13:08,359
You know, this was --
This was the first horror film
3120
02:13:08,359 --> 02:13:11,259
that was meta.
3121
02:13:11,259 --> 02:13:13,744
You know how they use
that word "meta"?
3122
02:13:13,744 --> 02:13:15,470
They use that word "meta"
to describe flicks
3123
02:13:15,470 --> 02:13:17,403
where the characters
in the horror film
3124
02:13:17,403 --> 02:13:20,302
are talking about horror films
in the film that they're in.
3125
02:13:20,302 --> 02:13:22,753
So only what's weird
about this one
3126
02:13:22,753 --> 02:13:26,619
is that all these film students
know about all the rules of
3127
02:13:26,619 --> 02:13:29,173
the 1950s and 1960s
horror films,
3128
02:13:29,173 --> 02:13:31,486
but nothing about 1980s.
3129
02:13:31,486 --> 02:13:33,591
They're remarkably stupid
about the events
3130
02:13:33,591 --> 02:13:36,249
happening to themselves
in this slasher film.
3131
02:13:36,249 --> 02:13:37,595
You know, the '80s
has just happened.
3132
02:13:37,595 --> 02:13:39,321
All the slasher films
came out in the '80s.
3133
02:13:39,321 --> 02:13:41,254
This is in the early '90s.
3134
02:13:41,254 --> 02:13:44,257
So and it just plays like
a straight slasher
3135
02:13:44,257 --> 02:13:46,708
after the slasher era is over.
3136
02:13:46,708 --> 02:13:47,950
Are you following this?
3137
02:13:47,950 --> 02:13:52,438
It's meta, but it's not meta.
Okay.
3138
02:13:52,438 --> 02:13:53,680
[Laughter]
3139
02:13:53,680 --> 02:13:55,579
Sometimes I don't even
know, you know,
3140
02:13:55,579 --> 02:13:57,822
while I'm talking about it,
what I'm talking about.
3141
02:13:57,822 --> 02:14:02,827
Anyway, in other words, they
don't know the slasher rules,
3142
02:14:02,827 --> 02:14:05,796
but they they do know the
"Get Washington on the line"
3143
02:14:05,796 --> 02:14:07,867
rules of the 1950s.
3144
02:14:07,867 --> 02:14:10,835
You know, their '90s
film students
3145
02:14:10,835 --> 02:14:14,736
who didn't watch the '80s films.
3146
02:14:14,736 --> 02:14:15,737
Okay, I'll stop.
3147
02:14:15,737 --> 02:14:16,669
That's true.
3148
02:14:16,669 --> 02:14:17,980
[Laughter]
3149
02:14:17,980 --> 02:14:19,361
- They're not pimp shoes.
- They're pimp shoes.
3150
02:14:19,361 --> 02:14:20,983
No, they're not.
3151
02:14:24,435 --> 02:14:25,747
[Static crackles]
3152
02:14:26,920 --> 02:14:29,268
- Where the hell you been?
Get the odor pellets.
3153
02:14:29,268 --> 02:14:30,993
- Okay. Which one goes first?
I forgot.
3154
02:14:30,993 --> 02:14:33,444
- Body odor.
- That's disgusting.
3155
02:14:33,444 --> 02:14:34,652
No, it's not B.O.
3156
02:14:34,652 --> 02:14:36,654
It's body odor
as in the odor of a dead body.
3157
02:14:36,654 --> 02:14:37,966
Oh, much better.
3158
02:14:37,966 --> 02:14:39,761
Anyway, I want to get back
to what I was saying.
3159
02:14:39,761 --> 02:14:41,245
- Yeah, just hold
that thought, okay?
3160
02:14:41,245 --> 02:14:43,247
- I got to take a leak first.
- We've got a cue coming up.
3161
02:14:43,247 --> 02:14:44,869
We got five minutes.
3162
02:14:53,395 --> 02:14:54,396
[Unzips]
3163
02:14:55,156 --> 02:14:57,019
[Sighs]
3164
02:14:57,019 --> 02:14:59,643
[Urinating, humming]
3165
02:15:02,784 --> 02:15:05,097
[Unzips]
3166
02:15:08,410 --> 02:15:10,343
[Urinating]
3167
02:15:21,320 --> 02:15:22,666
[Chuckles]
3168
02:15:22,666 --> 02:15:24,840
[Grunting]
3169
02:15:28,189 --> 02:15:30,191
[Coughs]
3170
02:15:33,021 --> 02:15:35,472
Hey! Hey!
3171
02:15:35,472 --> 02:15:36,783
Let me out!
3172
02:15:38,406 --> 02:15:40,097
This isn't funny!
3173
02:15:40,097 --> 02:15:41,167
[Sizzling]
3174
02:15:44,446 --> 02:15:46,138
Oh, shit!
3175
02:15:46,138 --> 02:15:48,416
No! Please, no!
3176
02:15:52,558 --> 02:15:54,422
[Gasps]
3177
02:15:55,940 --> 02:15:57,873
[Explosion]
3178
02:16:02,844 --> 02:16:04,225
Took you long enough.
3179
02:16:04,225 --> 02:16:07,435
- I had some gas.
- Spare me the details.
3180
02:16:07,435 --> 02:16:10,334
Anyway, what do you think?
3181
02:16:10,334 --> 02:16:12,647
- About what?
- Toby.
3182
02:16:12,647 --> 02:16:14,235
Does he like me?
3183
02:16:16,651 --> 02:16:18,549
Like you?
3184
02:16:18,549 --> 02:16:21,518
- What's wrong with your voice?
You sound so weird.
3185
02:16:21,518 --> 02:16:23,658
I got a frog in my throat.
3186
02:16:23,658 --> 02:16:25,107
Sounds like a crocodile.
3187
02:16:25,107 --> 02:16:27,800
Anyway, I need to know.
3188
02:16:27,800 --> 02:16:30,906
I mean, I'm walking around madly
in love with this guy,
3189
02:16:30,906 --> 02:16:33,185
and he just acts like
I don't even exist.
3190
02:16:33,185 --> 02:16:35,014
You're impartial.
What's your opinion?
3191
02:16:35,014 --> 02:16:37,327
Is he shy or what?
3192
02:16:37,327 --> 02:16:40,192
- Look, I've got my own problems!
Just leave me alone, all right?
3193
02:16:42,470 --> 02:16:43,954
Men.
3194
02:16:43,954 --> 02:16:45,680
Admit it, you fucked up.
3195
02:16:46,922 --> 02:16:51,686
- Don't you -- I got --
I got problems of my own here!
3196
02:16:51,686 --> 02:16:55,034
Don't you -- don't you talk
about love to me!
3197
02:16:55,034 --> 02:16:57,312
We're gonna make a movie here!
3198
02:16:57,312 --> 02:16:59,211
[Grunting]
3199
02:17:00,833 --> 02:17:02,869
[Whirring]
3200
02:17:02,938 --> 02:17:04,699
Come on, baby.
3201
02:17:04,699 --> 02:17:07,149
[Laughter]
3202
02:17:09,842 --> 02:17:12,016
Wait, it's getting stronger.
3203
02:17:12,016 --> 02:17:14,985
Ooh, my nose is burning!
3204
02:17:14,985 --> 02:17:16,158
- Well, I don't knowwhat you're doing,
3205
02:17:16,158 --> 02:17:18,022
but I'm getting out of here.
3206
02:17:18,022 --> 02:17:20,197
- Good idea.Let's head for camp.
3207
02:17:20,197 --> 02:17:22,268
[Laughter]
3208
02:17:24,512 --> 02:17:25,720
[Coughs]
3209
02:17:27,687 --> 02:17:29,413
My lungs are burning!
3210
02:17:29,413 --> 02:17:31,346
Hey, my legs won't move!
3211
02:17:31,346 --> 02:17:33,417
I can't see! I can't see!
3212
02:17:33,417 --> 02:17:38,042
- Just a normal life,
filled with normal happiness.
3213
02:17:38,042 --> 02:17:40,321
Hmm, normal sadness.
3214
02:17:40,321 --> 02:17:42,599
Normal family stuff.
3215
02:17:42,599 --> 02:17:45,671
Normal kids of my own.
3216
02:17:45,671 --> 02:17:49,916
Do you know how amazing
normal stuff seems when
3217
02:17:49,916 --> 02:17:53,057
there's no chance you'll ever
have it for yourself?
3218
02:17:56,647 --> 02:17:59,857
And whose fault was that, huh?
3219
02:17:59,857 --> 02:18:03,344
Whose fault was that,
nasty Suzanne?
3220
02:18:03,723 --> 02:18:07,348
Nasty Suzanne and her nasty gun.
3221
02:18:07,348 --> 02:18:09,833
Bang, bang went nasty Suzanne.
3222
02:18:09,833 --> 02:18:13,423
Bang, bang went her nasty gun.
3223
02:18:13,423 --> 02:18:17,012
Well -- well, not this time,
Ms. Pretty Skin.
3224
02:18:17,012 --> 02:18:19,498
Go ahead.
Go ahead, try it, huh?
3225
02:18:19,498 --> 02:18:21,051
[Laughs]
3226
02:18:21,051 --> 02:18:24,848
No, huh? [Laughs] No.
3227
02:18:26,712 --> 02:18:30,647
I am so glad
I cast you in this part.
3228
02:18:30,647 --> 02:18:33,270
[Laughs]
3229
02:18:34,167 --> 02:18:35,824
[Mumbling]
3230
02:18:49,355 --> 02:18:50,770
If you don't stop it soon,
3231
02:18:50,770 --> 02:18:52,979
there's no tellingwhat might happen.
3232
02:18:52,979 --> 02:18:56,949
Hmm, I fear you are right.
3233
02:18:56,949 --> 02:19:00,055
Better get Tokyoon the line, pronto.
3234
02:19:03,542 --> 02:19:04,612
[Gasps]
3235
02:19:05,889 --> 02:19:07,684
Who the hell are you?
3236
02:19:07,684 --> 02:19:10,065
- I'm a friend of Toby's.
Is he here?
3237
02:19:10,065 --> 02:19:11,757
If he was here, he'd be dead.
3238
02:19:11,757 --> 02:19:13,552
Look at this place.
3239
02:19:13,552 --> 02:19:15,726
You say you're a friend of his?
3240
02:19:15,726 --> 02:19:16,900
I ought to kill you.
3241
02:19:16,900 --> 02:19:18,971
Maybe that'd make me feel
a little better.
3242
02:19:21,042 --> 02:19:22,768
- What did he do?
- What did he do?
3243
02:19:22,768 --> 02:19:24,045
What the hell did he do?
3244
02:19:24,045 --> 02:19:25,771
Jesus Christ,
what the hell didn't he do?
3245
02:19:25,771 --> 02:19:28,394
The guy's a goddamn lunatic.
3246
02:19:28,946 --> 02:19:31,604
Should've thrown his ass
out six months ago.
3247
02:19:31,604 --> 02:19:36,022
Yelling and screaming all night
long at the top of his lungs.
3248
02:19:36,022 --> 02:19:37,610
Never let anybody in the place.
3249
02:19:37,610 --> 02:19:40,302
Oh, I only wonder why.
Look at all this shit.
3250
02:19:40,302 --> 02:19:42,512
- What?
- The goddamn smell.
3251
02:19:42,512 --> 02:19:43,582
- I mean, it's just--
- Oh, my God.
3252
02:19:43,582 --> 02:19:47,240
- It was like
some chemical smell.
3253
02:19:47,240 --> 02:19:50,520
I had to break the goddamn door
down to get in here
3254
02:19:50,520 --> 02:19:52,176
- because the tub overflowed...
- Oh, no.
3255
02:19:52,176 --> 02:19:54,558
- ...and it flooded
the apartment downstairs.
3256
02:19:56,077 --> 02:19:58,597
You know -- you know
what he's got in that tub?
3257
02:19:58,597 --> 02:20:02,946
He's got -- he's got things that
look like human skulls and --
3258
02:20:02,946 --> 02:20:05,051
and body parts.
3259
02:20:05,051 --> 02:20:09,470
Probably some -- some kind of
Jack the Ripper or something.
3260
02:20:09,470 --> 02:20:11,782
Ah, son of a bitch.
3261
02:20:13,646 --> 02:20:15,959
What are you doing?
3262
02:20:15,959 --> 02:20:18,444
Just say yes.
3263
02:20:18,444 --> 02:20:19,652
Toby!
3264
02:20:19,652 --> 02:20:22,206
- Anyway, that's what
I got to say about him.
3265
02:20:25,693 --> 02:20:27,833
Yeah, look at that.
The guy can't paint either.
3266
02:20:27,833 --> 02:20:31,457
Isn't that a real piece
of crap there?
3267
02:20:31,457 --> 02:20:32,596
Hey!
3268
02:20:32,596 --> 02:20:34,667
That's Gloria Gates!
3269
02:20:34,667 --> 02:20:36,358
I did a picture with her.
3270
02:20:36,358 --> 02:20:38,015
You a director?
3271
02:20:38,015 --> 02:20:40,604
Hey, listen, you a director?
3272
02:20:40,604 --> 02:20:41,778
I-I'm an actor.
3273
02:20:41,778 --> 02:20:44,470
You wanna take a picture
or résumé?
3274
02:20:45,298 --> 02:20:48,025
Well, how about we do lunch?
3275
02:20:49,682 --> 02:20:52,616
[Humming, crowd laughing]
3276
02:20:56,378 --> 02:20:58,588
- It came from outer space.We know that now.
3277
02:20:58,588 --> 02:21:00,969
We must be ever vigilantand never rest.
3278
02:21:00,969 --> 02:21:04,179
Keep our eyes on the heavens,or the stench will --
3279
02:21:04,179 --> 02:21:08,460
- ♪ Let's all go to the lobby
and have ourselves a treat ♪
3280
02:21:08,460 --> 02:21:10,013
Into the shelter.
3281
02:21:10,013 --> 02:21:12,118
This place can only be avoidedif we can get to the --
3282
02:21:15,950 --> 02:21:17,399
Come on!
3283
02:21:17,399 --> 02:21:21,127
[Crowd booing]
3284
02:21:25,925 --> 02:21:27,375
I am the possessor.
3285
02:21:27,375 --> 02:21:28,859
Who put this junk on?
3286
02:21:28,859 --> 02:21:30,378
Where's Toby? Do something!
3287
02:21:30,378 --> 02:21:33,105
- Do what?
- The projection booth!
3288
02:21:35,521 --> 02:21:36,936
[Crowd booing]
3289
02:21:38,282 --> 02:21:40,250
Yeah, it stinks, doesn't it?
3290
02:21:40,250 --> 02:21:42,114
Ooh, I hate this movie!
3291
02:21:42,114 --> 02:21:44,910
Yeah, thumbs down on this movie.
3292
02:21:44,910 --> 02:21:46,877
Ooh, I hate this movie.
3293
02:21:46,877 --> 02:21:49,052
Hate this movie! Ugh!
3294
02:21:49,052 --> 02:21:50,467
Get this movie off the screen!
3295
02:21:50,467 --> 02:21:52,262
Hey, fix your makeup, dude.
3296
02:21:52,262 --> 02:21:54,402
Yeah, yours is a bitch, too.
3297
02:21:54,402 --> 02:21:57,474
Get it on!
Get on with this movie!
3298
02:21:58,510 --> 02:22:00,270
- Okay.
Okay, this should stop it.
3299
02:22:00,270 --> 02:22:01,685
It's not stopping.
3300
02:22:01,685 --> 02:22:02,962
Cheryl, make it stop!
3301
02:22:02,962 --> 02:22:05,447
- What do you want me to do,
stick my hand in it?
3302
02:22:05,447 --> 02:22:09,555
- Stop!
- Sweet, dreamy Sarah.
3303
02:22:09,555 --> 02:22:13,594
You've stolen my heart.
3304
02:22:14,456 --> 02:22:16,804
Oh, what have we here?
3305
02:22:16,804 --> 02:22:20,462
Oh, I hope I got your size.
3306
02:22:21,118 --> 02:22:24,743
And you thought Iron Maiden
was a heavy metal band.
3307
02:22:28,332 --> 02:22:30,334
[Rattling]
3308
02:22:33,130 --> 02:22:36,444
I am so glad that you have
finally remembered
3309
02:22:36,444 --> 02:22:38,480
everything because,
you know, with --
3310
02:22:38,480 --> 02:22:43,796
without memory,
there can be no retribution.
3311
02:22:44,625 --> 02:22:46,765
Open up!
3312
02:22:46,765 --> 02:22:48,387
Shit.
3313
02:22:58,466 --> 02:23:00,744
[Crowd booing]
3314
02:23:06,578 --> 02:23:07,682
Ah.
3315
02:23:09,960 --> 02:23:11,513
- Lovely.
- No.
3316
02:23:14,344 --> 02:23:16,864
Now, are we finally ready?
3317
02:23:16,864 --> 02:23:19,487
Can we shoot this thing?
3318
02:23:19,487 --> 02:23:20,833
Lights.
3319
02:23:25,389 --> 02:23:26,390
Camera.
3320
02:23:26,390 --> 02:23:28,220
Toby.
3321
02:23:29,428 --> 02:23:30,740
Action.
3322
02:23:30,740 --> 02:23:32,362
No.
3323
02:23:33,950 --> 02:23:36,849
[Crowd clamoring]
3324
02:23:56,420 --> 02:23:58,043
No, Toby.
3325
02:24:14,473 --> 02:24:16,509
[Thud]
3326
02:24:45,607 --> 02:24:47,782
[Crowd clamoring]
3327
02:25:01,140 --> 02:25:02,970
Help me, please!
3328
02:25:02,970 --> 02:25:05,041
Please help!
3329
02:25:05,041 --> 02:25:06,836
He's gonna kill me.
3330
02:25:06,836 --> 02:25:08,872
- [Cheers and applause]
- This isn't a joke!
3331
02:25:08,872 --> 02:25:10,874
Help me!
He's not kidding.
3332
02:25:10,874 --> 02:25:13,497
- Yes, yes, yes.
I was gonna kill the wench.
3333
02:25:13,497 --> 02:25:16,052
- Please, this is real!
- But not, dear friends...
3334
02:25:16,052 --> 02:25:17,605
- This isn't a joke! Please!
- ...without the approval...
3335
02:25:17,605 --> 02:25:20,746
...and the approbation of you,
my audience.
3336
02:25:20,746 --> 02:25:23,887
- My heart, my soul...
- No!
3337
02:25:23,887 --> 02:25:26,303
- ...my sustenance.
[Laughs]
3338
02:25:26,303 --> 02:25:28,581
[Cheers and applause]
3339
02:25:28,581 --> 02:25:32,793
So, so, shall we kill her?
3340
02:25:32,793 --> 02:25:36,486
Or -- or shall we spare
this maiden?
3341
02:25:36,486 --> 02:25:37,729
Toby, please stop!
3342
02:25:37,729 --> 02:25:41,008
- Show mercy
to the tender virgin?
3343
02:25:41,008 --> 02:25:43,251
Please, Toby, no!
3344
02:25:43,251 --> 02:25:45,495
- [Cheers and applause]
- No!
3345
02:25:45,495 --> 02:25:47,980
No! He's going to kill me!
3346
02:25:57,231 --> 02:26:00,234
[Laughs] Yes! Yes!
3347
02:26:00,234 --> 02:26:02,236
All right, then.
3348
02:26:02,236 --> 02:26:03,444
Then the fatal stroke
3349
02:26:03,444 --> 02:26:07,793
shall fall exactly
at the stroke of midnight.
3350
02:26:07,793 --> 02:26:10,554
Shall we count it down together?
30 seconds to go.
3351
02:26:10,554 --> 02:26:11,970
Are you ready?
3352
02:26:11,970 --> 02:26:13,695
[Cheers and applause]
3353
02:26:13,695 --> 02:26:15,283
All right!
3354
02:26:15,283 --> 02:26:20,426
- 30, 29, 28, -27, 26...
3355
02:26:20,426 --> 02:26:22,566
No!
3356
02:26:22,566 --> 02:26:26,743
25, 24, 23...
3357
02:26:26,743 --> 02:26:29,194
22, 21, 20...
3358
02:26:29,194 --> 02:26:31,196
- Don't!
- Maggie!
3359
02:26:31,196 --> 02:26:34,924
19, 18, 17, 16...
3360
02:26:34,924 --> 02:26:36,166
Mark!
3361
02:26:36,166 --> 02:26:43,691
15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10...
3362
02:26:43,691 --> 02:26:47,108
nine, eight, seven...
3363
02:26:47,108 --> 02:26:49,317
six, five, four...
3364
02:26:49,317 --> 02:26:53,218
- Ah!
- ...three, two, one...
3365
02:26:53,218 --> 02:26:56,014
Aaah!
3366
02:26:57,256 --> 02:26:59,224
[Cheers and applause]
3367
02:27:00,535 --> 02:27:03,607
No! No, you're ruining it!
3368
02:27:05,023 --> 02:27:06,990
[Cheers and applause]
3369
02:27:09,372 --> 02:27:11,650
You'll ruin it! No!
3370
02:27:11,650 --> 02:27:15,205
No! You're ruining it! No!
3371
02:27:25,008 --> 02:27:27,528
[Screams]
3372
02:27:29,668 --> 02:27:32,050
[Cheers and applause]
3373
02:27:57,213 --> 02:27:59,456
[Cheers and applause]
3374
02:28:21,893 --> 02:28:24,585
- [Siren wails]
- And that's all I know.
3375
02:28:24,585 --> 02:28:25,655
It's okay.
3376
02:28:25,655 --> 02:28:27,243
- [Sobs]
- It's okay.
3377
02:28:31,833 --> 02:28:35,389
- I'll see you in
a little while, okay?
3378
02:28:35,389 --> 02:28:37,011
Okay.
3379
02:28:41,843 --> 02:28:43,811
- I was a pretty lame hero,
I guess.
3380
02:28:43,811 --> 02:28:46,434
No, you were great.
3381
02:28:46,434 --> 02:28:48,609
God, you looked just like
Indiana Jones
3382
02:28:48,609 --> 02:28:50,507
coming down that wire.
3383
02:28:50,507 --> 02:28:52,406
More like George of the Jungle.
3384
02:28:52,406 --> 02:28:55,236
[Laughs] Did you hear me?
3385
02:28:55,236 --> 02:28:57,376
Another movie.
3386
02:28:57,376 --> 02:28:59,620
Everything is a movie to me.
3387
02:28:59,620 --> 02:29:02,588
- Yeah, well, let's -- let's make
the next one a comedy, okay?
3388
02:29:05,005 --> 02:29:06,627
Would you hold me?
3389
02:29:07,455 --> 02:29:16,223
♪♪
3390
02:29:16,223 --> 02:29:20,537
[Thunder crashes]
3391
02:29:20,537 --> 02:29:22,988
- ♪ Scary, scary movies
on the silver screen ♪
3392
02:29:22,988 --> 02:29:25,439
♪ Make me shake, make me sweat,
you know the kind I mean ♪
3393
02:29:25,439 --> 02:29:27,717
♪ Scorched hairs, nightmares,
the innocent possessed ♪
3394
02:29:27,717 --> 02:29:29,339
♪ Raging fires, vampires ♪
3395
02:29:29,339 --> 02:29:31,686
♪ Creepy crawly, bug-infested
eyeballs from outer space ♪
3396
02:29:31,686 --> 02:29:33,171
♪ Corpses come to life ♪
3397
02:29:33,171 --> 02:29:35,276
♪ Schizophrenic maniac attacking
with a bloody knife ♪
3398
02:29:35,276 --> 02:29:36,864
♪ Inside his creepy coat ♪
3399
02:29:36,864 --> 02:29:38,141
♪ He's got a blade
that's two feet long ♪
3400
02:29:38,141 --> 02:29:39,418
♪ Pierces through
his lovely wife ♪
3401
02:29:39,418 --> 02:29:41,731
♪ He bids the bitch, "So long" ♪
3402
02:29:41,731 --> 02:29:44,216
[Laughs]
3403
02:29:44,354 --> 02:29:45,700
I love it.
3404
02:29:45,700 --> 02:29:47,909
- ♪ Scary, scary movies
on the silver screen ♪
3405
02:29:47,909 --> 02:29:50,360
♪ Aliens and maniacs,
tarantulas and brainiacs ♪
3406
02:29:50,360 --> 02:29:52,845
♪ You know the kind I mean ♪
3407
02:29:52,845 --> 02:29:55,503
- I still have a little time
to kill.
3408
02:29:55,503 --> 02:29:57,643
♪ Dudes with buzzing chainsaws,
massacred the place ♪
3409
02:29:57,643 --> 02:30:00,301
♪ Sleepwalking on a coffin,
corpse's bloody face ♪
3410
02:30:00,301 --> 02:30:02,855
♪ Bloodsucking insects
hanging from a rope ♪
3411
02:30:02,855 --> 02:30:05,755
♪ Gotta read a ten
on the Shock-O-Scope ♪
3412
02:30:05,755 --> 02:30:08,620
- Ah, bad.
- We're talkin' bad.
3413
02:30:08,620 --> 02:30:10,380
We're talkin' rad.
3414
02:30:10,380 --> 02:30:11,761
- ♪ We're takin' mad,
mad scientists ♪
3415
02:30:11,761 --> 02:30:13,142
♪ Frankenstein's brains ♪
3416
02:30:13,142 --> 02:30:15,420
♪ Schizophrenic general
and his paranoid plan ♪
3417
02:30:15,420 --> 02:30:17,905
♪ Zombies throwing masquerades
make me scream and yell ♪
3418
02:30:17,905 --> 02:30:21,495
♪ Monsters big as houses,
demon lords from hell ♪
3419
02:30:21,495 --> 02:30:25,188
Die.
3420
02:30:25,188 --> 02:30:27,880
♪ Scary, scary movies
on the silver screen ♪
3421
02:30:27,880 --> 02:30:30,366
♪ Aliens and maniacs,
tarantulas and brainiacs ♪
3422
02:30:30,366 --> 02:30:32,126
♪ You know the kind I mean ♪
3423
02:30:32,126 --> 02:30:34,956
♪ No fakin', I'm shakin' ♪
3424
02:30:35,026 --> 02:30:37,787
♪ No fakin', I'm shakin' ♪
3425
02:30:37,787 --> 02:30:40,272
♪ 12:00 midnight
on the shock clock ♪
3426
02:30:40,272 --> 02:30:42,757
♪ Want to scream so bad,
but I can't even talk ♪
3427
02:30:42,757 --> 02:30:45,415
♪ Head is spinning faster,
pounding hearts aflutter ♪
3428
02:30:45,415 --> 02:30:48,798
♪ So damn scared I'm s-starting
to s-s-s-stutter ♪
3429
02:30:48,798 --> 02:30:50,282
Ooh.
3430
02:30:50,282 --> 02:30:52,802
- ♪ Scary, scary movies
on the silver screen ♪
3431
02:30:52,802 --> 02:30:55,356
♪ Make me shake, make me sweat,
you know the kind I mean ♪
3432
02:30:55,356 --> 02:30:57,841
♪ Heart screams, all the dreams,
sharp fear of dread ♪
3433
02:30:57,841 --> 02:31:00,292
♪ Zombie on the left,
stuck behind my bed ♪
3434
02:31:00,292 --> 02:31:02,743
♪ Scary scary movies,
making me obsessed ♪
3435
02:31:02,743 --> 02:31:04,262
♪ Love those scary movies ♪
3436
02:31:04,262 --> 02:31:07,955
♪ Scary, scary movies, man,
they are just the best ♪
3437
02:31:07,955 --> 02:31:10,613
- ♪ Scary, scary movies ♪
- Huh!
3438
02:31:10,613 --> 02:31:12,994
- ♪ Scary, scary movies ♪
- Huh, huh, huh!
3439
02:31:12,994 --> 02:31:14,893
♪ Scary, scary movies ♪
3440
02:31:14,893 --> 02:31:17,689
- Whoo, yeah!
- ♪ Scary, scary movies ♪
3441
02:31:17,689 --> 02:31:20,899
- Shock-O-Scope.
3442
02:31:20,899 --> 02:31:22,763
Ooh.
3443
02:31:25,800 --> 02:31:27,733
A human skull.
3444
02:31:27,733 --> 02:31:29,425
Now you're talkin'.
3445
02:31:29,425 --> 02:31:32,497
- Probably some --
some kind of Jack the Ripper.
3446
02:31:32,497 --> 02:31:34,671
♪ But you can't come in ♪
3447
02:31:34,671 --> 02:31:37,467
- Get Washington
on the phone, pronto.
3448
02:31:37,467 --> 02:31:40,125
Nerves.
3449
02:31:40,125 --> 02:31:43,024
- Uh-huh.
3450
02:31:43,024 --> 02:31:44,923
Yeah.
3451
02:31:44,923 --> 02:31:48,513
♪ This is scary ♪
3452
02:31:48,651 --> 02:31:50,342
- Warning -- do not open.
3453
02:31:50,342 --> 02:31:57,038
♪♪
3454
02:31:57,038 --> 02:32:03,700
♪♪
3455
02:32:03,700 --> 02:32:10,500
♪♪
3456
02:32:10,500 --> 02:32:14,125
♪ Pocomania Day ♪
3457
02:32:14,125 --> 02:32:16,782
♪ So then come, come
and turn your roller ♪
3458
02:32:16,782 --> 02:32:19,475
♪ Hot, we hot, yes,
we cold in the water ♪
3459
02:32:19,475 --> 02:32:21,891
♪ Come on this and mice
of the sea ♪
3460
02:32:21,891 --> 02:32:24,238
♪ Then taka-taka
on your tambourine ♪
3461
02:32:24,238 --> 02:32:26,827
♪ Beat the drum pass,
word to your mi ♪
3462
02:32:26,827 --> 02:32:34,248
[Singing in native language]
3463
02:32:34,248 --> 02:32:38,494
♪ One more thing I want
to let you know ♪
3464
02:32:38,494 --> 02:32:42,670
♪ There's a meeting
here tonight ♪
3465
02:32:43,637 --> 02:32:46,605
♪ So, come and dine, ah ♪
3466
02:32:46,605 --> 02:32:48,676
♪ Come and jump with me ♪
3467
02:32:48,676 --> 02:32:53,060
♪ And make me feel all right ♪
3468
02:32:53,060 --> 02:32:58,583
♪ So, think it over
before you go ♪
3469
02:32:58,583 --> 02:33:03,898
♪ Think it over before you
walk away and leave me here ♪
3470
02:33:03,898 --> 02:33:08,524
♪ To jump revival
in a lonely way ♪
3471
02:33:08,524 --> 02:33:12,804
♪ On Pocomania Day ♪
3472
02:33:13,391 --> 02:33:18,327
♪ Think it over before you go ♪
3473
02:33:18,327 --> 02:33:23,918
♪ Think it over before you
walk away and leave me here ♪
3474
02:33:23,918 --> 02:33:25,782
♪ To jump revival ♪
3475
02:33:27,094 --> 02:33:28,371
[Static crackles]
3476
02:33:32,341 --> 02:33:35,861
- Okay, so the reason Toby dies
is that Mark
3477
02:33:35,861 --> 02:33:38,864
zip lines from the second
balcony into a pile of boxes,
3478
02:33:38,864 --> 02:33:41,177
obviously missing
his intended target,
3479
02:33:41,177 --> 02:33:43,041
setting off a chain reaction
3480
02:33:43,041 --> 02:33:45,077
that releases
the artificial mosquito,
3481
02:33:45,077 --> 02:33:48,702
which swings down to the stage
on a wire and impales Toby.
3482
02:33:48,702 --> 02:33:51,152
So the final girl
doesn't kill him.
3483
02:33:51,152 --> 02:33:53,914
And the final boyfriend of
the final girl doesn't kill him.
3484
02:33:53,914 --> 02:33:56,054
Faulty tech maintenance
kills him.
3485
02:33:56,054 --> 02:33:57,676
Strange little movie.
3486
02:33:57,676 --> 02:33:59,816
And the only reason
Mark goes to Toby's house
3487
02:33:59,816 --> 02:34:02,267
and figures out the truth
of what happened 15 years ago
3488
02:34:02,267 --> 02:34:04,442
in the first place
is that he thinks
3489
02:34:04,442 --> 02:34:07,755
Maggie and Toby
are making out there?
3490
02:34:07,755 --> 02:34:09,240
[Laughter]
3491
02:34:09,240 --> 02:34:11,587
I mean, also, wouldn't he have
to do a lot of intensive reading
3492
02:34:11,587 --> 02:34:13,899
of all those newspaper articles
that are tacked up on
3493
02:34:13,899 --> 02:34:17,351
Toby's wall in order to figure
out the whole complicated story?
3494
02:34:17,351 --> 02:34:20,906
I mean, he barely glances
at those articles.
3495
02:34:20,906 --> 02:34:22,460
All right.
3496
02:34:22,460 --> 02:34:25,808
I'm going to try to give the
production history of "Popcorn"
3497
02:34:25,808 --> 02:34:28,604
as well as I've been able
to put it together.
3498
02:34:28,604 --> 02:34:31,400
It started with
a very basic script
3499
02:34:31,400 --> 02:34:33,678
by a guy named Gary Goch.
3500
02:34:33,678 --> 02:34:36,163
He brought the idea
to Bob Clark.
3501
02:34:36,163 --> 02:34:39,615
He knew Bob Clark
because Gary Goch's parents
3502
02:34:39,615 --> 02:34:41,513
were the people
who put up the money
3503
02:34:41,513 --> 02:34:43,066
for Bob Clark's first film,
3504
02:34:43,066 --> 02:34:45,034
"Children Shouldn't Play
With Dead Things",
3505
02:34:45,034 --> 02:34:48,831
which was co-written with
Alan Ormsby 20 years ago.
3506
02:34:48,831 --> 02:34:54,008
So Clark calls up Ormsby after
after he gets this Goch idea,
3507
02:34:54,008 --> 02:34:57,115
and he asks Ormsby if he wants
to redo the script
3508
02:34:57,115 --> 02:35:00,291
for Goch's idea because Clark
thinks he can raise money
3509
02:35:00,291 --> 02:35:01,568
for this idea.
3510
02:35:01,568 --> 02:35:03,639
Ormsby starts toiling away
on the script.
3511
02:35:03,639 --> 02:35:05,192
He writes the slasher story.
3512
02:35:05,192 --> 02:35:08,575
He writes the story for each of
the movies within the movie.
3513
02:35:11,094 --> 02:35:13,200
He writes "Mosquito",
which is like
3514
02:35:13,200 --> 02:35:14,960
a William Alland movie,
like "Tarantula"
3515
02:35:14,960 --> 02:35:16,479
or "The Praying Mantis,"
3516
02:35:16,479 --> 02:35:19,102
or maybe a Bert I. Gordon
movie like "Empire of the Ants"
3517
02:35:19,102 --> 02:35:21,208
or "Earth Versus the Spider."
3518
02:35:21,208 --> 02:35:23,659
And then he follows that up
with "Electrified Man",
3519
02:35:23,659 --> 02:35:26,282
which is like an American
International Pictures movie
3520
02:35:26,282 --> 02:35:29,009
from the '50s or '60s
movie like
3521
02:35:29,009 --> 02:35:34,152
"I was a Teenage Werewolf"
or "War of the Colossal Beast."
3522
02:35:34,152 --> 02:35:37,397
The third movie he comes up with
is "The Stench",
3523
02:35:37,397 --> 02:35:40,158
which is like a dubbed
Japanese film from the heyday of
3524
02:35:40,158 --> 02:35:41,987
Toho Studios.
3525
02:35:41,987 --> 02:35:46,267
He also writes "The Possessor",
the movie made by
3526
02:35:46,267 --> 02:35:48,304
the acid dropping hippie
Lanyard Gates
3527
02:35:48,304 --> 02:35:50,927
that has kind of
a Mario Bava feel to it.
3528
02:35:50,927 --> 02:35:53,240
And so, meanwhile,
Bob Clark is raising the money
3529
02:35:53,240 --> 02:35:56,139
for the project, and somehow
he gets it financed by
3530
02:35:56,139 --> 02:36:00,420
money people who want to bring
film production to Jamaica.
3531
02:36:00,420 --> 02:36:02,456
All right, just as an aside,
I've been around long enough
3532
02:36:02,456 --> 02:36:04,458
to watch every single island
in the Caribbean
3533
02:36:04,458 --> 02:36:06,943
try to establish a film industry
at one time or another.
3534
02:36:06,943 --> 02:36:09,808
They have all failed.
I'm not sure why.
3535
02:36:09,808 --> 02:36:12,190
Anyway, Alan Ormsby
flies to Jamaica.
3536
02:36:12,190 --> 02:36:14,744
He starts making the movie.
3537
02:36:14,744 --> 02:36:16,436
And he starts
with the most difficult part.
3538
02:36:16,436 --> 02:36:18,334
He makes the movies
within the movie,
3539
02:36:18,334 --> 02:36:20,025
and it takes a long time
to do those.
3540
02:36:20,025 --> 02:36:23,477
And all this time, the money
people with the Jamaican ties
3541
02:36:23,477 --> 02:36:24,892
are getting restless.
3542
02:36:24,892 --> 02:36:27,723
So after about
a month of shooting,
3543
02:36:27,723 --> 02:36:31,382
the main guy, Torben Johnke,
3544
02:36:31,382 --> 02:36:34,315
a Danish cinematographer
who spent most of his career
3545
02:36:34,315 --> 02:36:37,491
shooting commercials,
he calls up Bob Clark and says,
3546
02:36:37,491 --> 02:36:41,046
"This is not working.
I don't like the lead actress.
3547
02:36:41,046 --> 02:36:42,910
It's taking way too long."
3548
02:36:42,910 --> 02:36:44,291
And it was taking
such a long time
3549
02:36:44,291 --> 02:36:46,811
because Ormsby was doing
the hardest part first.
3550
02:36:46,811 --> 02:36:48,744
I always tell young directors
never do that.
3551
02:36:48,744 --> 02:36:51,609
Always choose scenes
and sequences you can shoot fast
3552
02:36:51,609 --> 02:36:54,163
the first week so that you get
enough film in the can
3553
02:36:54,163 --> 02:36:55,544
that they can't fire you.
3554
02:36:55,544 --> 02:36:58,063
Anyway, Alan Ormsby
failed to get that message.
3555
02:36:58,063 --> 02:37:00,445
So Johnke tells Bob Clark,
3556
02:37:00,445 --> 02:37:03,448
"You have to fire the lead
actress and fire the director,
3557
02:37:03,448 --> 02:37:05,519
or else we're going to
pull the plug on the money."
3558
02:37:05,519 --> 02:37:07,418
And Clark says,
"Don't pull the plug."
3559
02:37:07,418 --> 02:37:09,696
And he goes in,
and he does the dirty work,
3560
02:37:09,696 --> 02:37:12,319
including telling
his good friend of 20 years
3561
02:37:12,319 --> 02:37:13,769
that he has to
leave the project.
3562
02:37:13,769 --> 02:37:18,049
Now, why doesn't Bob Clark
just step in and direct?
3563
02:37:18,049 --> 02:37:20,396
We'll never know for sure
because he's dead.
3564
02:37:20,396 --> 02:37:22,881
But what he did do
is he brought in Mark Herrier,
3565
02:37:22,881 --> 02:37:25,781
Billy in "Porky's",
on 24-hour notice.
3566
02:37:25,781 --> 02:37:28,956
He hadn't even read the script.
3567
02:37:28,956 --> 02:37:31,890
He gave him two hours
to look at the dailies,
3568
02:37:31,890 --> 02:37:34,168
dailies he would
end up reshooting.
3569
02:37:34,168 --> 02:37:37,413
And then he then he hired
Jill Schoelen
3570
02:37:37,413 --> 02:37:39,691
based on her reputation alone.
3571
02:37:39,691 --> 02:37:41,831
And by the way, Amy O'Neill,
the actress who was fired,
3572
02:37:41,831 --> 02:37:43,315
she was a hot actress
at the time.
3573
02:37:43,315 --> 02:37:46,491
She had been the daughter
of Rick Moranis
3574
02:37:46,491 --> 02:37:48,459
in "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids."
3575
02:37:48,459 --> 02:37:49,943
She was also
in the sequel to that.
3576
02:37:49,943 --> 02:37:53,222
She had a long stint
on "The Young and the Restless."
3577
02:37:53,222 --> 02:37:55,362
She guest starred
on all the major TV shows
3578
02:37:55,362 --> 02:37:56,777
throughout the '80s and '90s.
3579
02:37:56,777 --> 02:37:58,607
It's weird that if they wanted
a different performance,
3580
02:37:58,607 --> 02:38:00,056
they didn't just tell her,
3581
02:38:00,056 --> 02:38:01,920
"Hey, we need you to interpret
the role differently."
3582
02:38:01,920 --> 02:38:03,474
At any rate,
they didn't do that.
3583
02:38:03,474 --> 02:38:04,889
They put her on a plane.
3584
02:38:04,889 --> 02:38:06,338
They brought in Jill Schoelen.
3585
02:38:06,338 --> 02:38:09,687
They left poor Mark Herrier
to work with cinematographer
3586
02:38:09,687 --> 02:38:10,929
Ronnie Taylor.
3587
02:38:10,929 --> 02:38:12,517
This is the best part
of the story.
3588
02:38:12,517 --> 02:38:14,105
Ronnie Taylor
was a cinematographer,
3589
02:38:14,105 --> 02:38:15,175
and he was not only
3590
02:38:15,175 --> 02:38:17,177
Dario Argento's cameraman,
but he was
3591
02:38:17,177 --> 02:38:19,662
Richard Attenborough's
cameraman.
3592
02:38:19,662 --> 02:38:21,871
He's the guy who shot "Gandhi."
3593
02:38:21,871 --> 02:38:25,979
So my only point about this
is you don't tell Ronnie Taylor
3594
02:38:25,979 --> 02:38:28,429
where to put the camera,
you know?
3595
02:38:28,429 --> 02:38:32,917
So Billy from "Porky's" is
not going to tell Ronnie Taylor
3596
02:38:32,917 --> 02:38:35,264
how to do the DP job.
3597
02:38:35,264 --> 02:38:38,474
Adding to the chaos was that
they made a distribution deal
3598
02:38:38,474 --> 02:38:41,097
with a brand new company
called Studio Three,
3599
02:38:41,097 --> 02:38:42,892
which was owned
by two executives
3600
02:38:42,892 --> 02:38:45,964
from the recently bankrupt
New World Pictures.
3601
02:38:45,964 --> 02:38:48,760
And Studio Three planned
a big marketing campaign
3602
02:38:48,760 --> 02:38:50,555
directed at teenagers
3603
02:38:50,555 --> 02:38:54,179
only to be slapped
with an "R" rating by the MPAA.
3604
02:38:54,179 --> 02:38:57,286
So the picture opens in
a thousand theaters nationwide
3605
02:38:57,286 --> 02:39:00,600
and totally bombs,
and Studio Three
3606
02:39:00,600 --> 02:39:03,706
half ass released one more movie
and then went out of business.
3607
02:39:03,706 --> 02:39:05,328
Now -- and the other movie,
by the way,
3608
02:39:05,328 --> 02:39:06,744
also starred Jill Schoelen.
3609
02:39:06,744 --> 02:39:09,643
The only actor who got
a good review for "Popcorn"
3610
02:39:09,643 --> 02:39:12,301
was Bruce Glover
as the condemned man
3611
02:39:12,301 --> 02:39:16,270
who goes to the electric chair
and becomes the electrified man.
3612
02:39:16,270 --> 02:39:18,721
Mark Herrier retired
from the director's chair
3613
02:39:18,721 --> 02:39:21,206
and went back to his
distinguished acting career.
3614
02:39:21,206 --> 02:39:22,207
He's still going strong.
3615
02:39:22,207 --> 02:39:25,072
He plays
a Captain Dennis Cooper
3616
02:39:25,072 --> 02:39:29,007
on the Amazon series "Bosch."
3617
02:39:29,007 --> 02:39:30,664
Alan Ormsby, after this,
3618
02:39:30,664 --> 02:39:33,115
wrote a hit movie
called "The Substitute",
3619
02:39:33,115 --> 02:39:36,670
and then he retired
from the business in 2002.
3620
02:39:36,670 --> 02:39:39,121
Amy O'Neill literally
joined the circus.
3621
02:39:39,121 --> 02:39:40,501
She has gone all over the world
3622
02:39:40,501 --> 02:39:43,056
doing a show
called "Girls on Stilts."
3623
02:39:43,056 --> 02:39:46,231
And the Ward Theater
in Kingston, Jamaica,
3624
02:39:46,231 --> 02:39:49,441
which briefly became the
Dreamland Theater for "Popcorn",
3625
02:39:49,441 --> 02:39:52,099
returned to its former status
3626
02:39:52,099 --> 02:39:54,585
and is still kind of
a derelict property today.
3627
02:39:54,585 --> 02:39:57,277
It's still standing,
but it's rarely used.
3628
02:39:57,277 --> 02:40:00,280
Officially,
it's under renovation.
3629
02:40:00,280 --> 02:40:03,007
Okay, Darcy, I know you're
the number one fan of "Popcorn."
3630
02:40:03,007 --> 02:40:05,734
Thanks for sitting in on
the Jill Schoelen interview.
3631
02:40:05,734 --> 02:40:08,150
- Oh, my God. It was easy.
We totally bonded.
3632
02:40:08,150 --> 02:40:09,600
Girl stuff, right?
3633
02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:12,706
You have those "aren't men
horrible" talks all the time.
3634
02:40:12,706 --> 02:40:13,949
Yeah, we totally do.
3635
02:40:13,949 --> 02:40:16,227
- If men have "Aren't women
horrible" talks,
3636
02:40:16,227 --> 02:40:18,022
they have to be sneaky about it.
3637
02:40:18,022 --> 02:40:19,782
I'm sure men do the same thing.
3638
02:40:19,782 --> 02:40:22,405
- Now, we're not allowed to
because remember when
3639
02:40:22,405 --> 02:40:24,545
Dabney Coleman was
the marriage counselor
3640
02:40:24,545 --> 02:40:28,032
- on "Saturday Night Live"?
- No.
3641
02:40:28,032 --> 02:40:30,551
- I think I think they did
that a couple times.
3642
02:40:30,551 --> 02:40:33,278
And he would say, "Sweetheart,
sit your fat butt down
3643
02:40:33,278 --> 02:40:34,935
and listen to your husband."
3644
02:40:34,935 --> 02:40:36,868
- And you thought
that was just hysterical.
3645
02:40:36,868 --> 02:40:38,732
- Well, it was because
he was saying things
3646
02:40:38,732 --> 02:40:41,217
that you're never allowed to say
unless you're female.
3647
02:40:41,217 --> 02:40:42,563
Don't even go there.
3648
02:40:42,563 --> 02:40:45,152
- Anyway, great job on
the girl bonding interview.
3649
02:40:45,152 --> 02:40:46,913
Thanks, I think.
3650
02:40:46,913 --> 02:40:50,399
- No, seriously, I couldn't have
done the girl bonding thing.
3651
02:40:50,399 --> 02:40:51,883
Would you like the next letter?
3652
02:40:51,883 --> 02:40:53,885
I promise it's not sappy at all.
3653
02:40:53,885 --> 02:40:55,438
- Okay, good.
- All right.
3654
02:40:55,438 --> 02:40:56,543
You're learning.
3655
02:40:56,543 --> 02:41:00,512
- It is from Mickey Colifer,
perhaps,
3656
02:41:00,512 --> 02:41:02,514
of Columbia, Missouri.
3657
02:41:02,514 --> 02:41:04,102
All right.
3658
02:41:04,102 --> 02:41:06,898
"Hey, Joe Bob, I saw
in the "Slaughterhouse"
3659
02:41:06,898 --> 02:41:09,901
episode that the main character
of the Pig Man
3660
02:41:09,901 --> 02:41:13,491
is from Moberly, Missouri.
3661
02:41:13,491 --> 02:41:16,459
I'm actually
Miss Moberly 2014."
3662
02:41:16,459 --> 02:41:17,668
- Yay!
- "And I competed at
3663
02:41:17,668 --> 02:41:18,979
Miss Missouri.
3664
02:41:18,979 --> 02:41:20,774
I watched the episode
with my dad,
3665
02:41:20,774 --> 02:41:24,364
and we are trying to hunt down
more information about that guy.
3666
02:41:24,364 --> 02:41:27,712
All the searches we find only
say he is just from Missouri.
3667
02:41:27,712 --> 02:41:29,300
Can you help us
with some more information
3668
02:41:29,300 --> 02:41:31,336
or where you found
that he was from Moberly.
3669
02:41:31,336 --> 02:41:37,308
Thanks, Mickey Colifer,
horror lover and pageant queen,
3670
02:41:37,308 --> 02:41:40,518
originally from Moberly,
now in Columbia, Missouri."
3671
02:41:40,518 --> 02:41:42,175
All right,
thanks for the support,
3672
02:41:42,175 --> 02:41:44,073
Mickey's and Mickey's dad.
3673
02:41:44,073 --> 02:41:46,835
There's only one place that
information could have
3674
02:41:46,835 --> 02:41:48,319
come from, and that's from
Rick Roessler,
3675
02:41:48,319 --> 02:41:49,561
the director of
"Slaughterhouse",
3676
02:41:49,561 --> 02:41:52,668
who was the closest person
to Joe Barton,
3677
02:41:52,668 --> 02:41:56,499
who played Buddy Bacon,
the killer pig boy in the movie.
3678
02:41:56,499 --> 02:41:58,778
And if you get
the "Slaughterhouse" DVD,
3679
02:41:58,778 --> 02:42:01,228
I'm pretty sure he talks
about Joe growing up on a farm
3680
02:42:01,228 --> 02:42:03,472
outside of Moberly on
the commentary track
3681
02:42:03,472 --> 02:42:04,956
of that DVD.
3682
02:42:06,993 --> 02:42:09,823
They didn't know when they hired
him that he had actual
3683
02:42:09,823 --> 02:42:14,241
experience working with pigs,
but he was a pure-D farm boy.
3684
02:42:14,241 --> 02:42:19,626
But "Slaughterhouse"
was made in 1986.
3685
02:42:19,626 --> 02:42:23,250
So if he went to
high school in Moberly,
3686
02:42:23,250 --> 02:42:25,528
it would have been
in the early '70s.
3687
02:42:25,528 --> 02:42:27,910
So look in
the Moberly High yearbook
3688
02:42:27,910 --> 02:42:32,501
for like 1971 through 1974,
see if his picture's in there.
3689
02:42:32,501 --> 02:42:34,434
But remember,
he lived out on the farm,
3690
02:42:34,434 --> 02:42:35,987
so he might have gone
to a school
3691
02:42:35,987 --> 02:42:38,472
somewhere else
in Randolph County.
3692
02:42:38,472 --> 02:42:41,890
So congratulations
on being Miss Moberly.
3693
02:42:41,890 --> 02:42:44,582
And were you ever
in a beauty pageant, Darcy?
3694
02:42:44,582 --> 02:42:47,274
- Are you kidding me?
I hate being judged like that.
3695
02:42:47,274 --> 02:42:49,725
- I think they got rid
of the swimsuit competition
3696
02:42:49,725 --> 02:42:53,246
in Miss America for that
very reason.
3697
02:42:53,246 --> 02:42:55,593
You know, the contestants --
it's considered body shaming.
3698
02:42:55,593 --> 02:42:57,250
It totally is.
3699
02:42:57,250 --> 02:42:59,252
- And even if your body
is perfect, it's considered --
3700
02:42:59,252 --> 02:43:02,048
- What is perfect?
That's such a man thing.
3701
02:43:02,048 --> 02:43:04,671
- Okay, you told me not to go
there, so I'm not going there.
3702
02:43:04,671 --> 02:43:06,638
- Good.
- And that's it for me,
3703
02:43:06,638 --> 02:43:08,813
Joe Bob Briggs,
and Darcy the Mail Girl,
3704
02:43:08,813 --> 02:43:11,643
wishing you a happy Halloween
and reminding you,
3705
02:43:11,643 --> 02:43:14,439
especially if you're planning
to consume some Celtic mead
3706
02:43:14,439 --> 02:43:18,996
this year, I want to remind you
of the first law of drunkenness.
3707
02:43:18,996 --> 02:43:20,825
You can't fall off the floor.
3708
02:43:20,825 --> 02:43:23,621
And the drive in will never die.
3709
02:43:24,760 --> 02:43:26,727
- So, Darcy.
- Yes?
3710
02:43:26,727 --> 02:43:28,626
If I make you laugh,
3711
02:43:28,626 --> 02:43:31,663
can I get a little applause?
3712
02:43:31,663 --> 02:43:33,010
[Laughs]
3713
02:43:33,010 --> 02:43:35,288
If you know what I mean.
3714
02:43:35,288 --> 02:43:36,979
And I think you do.
3715
02:43:36,979 --> 02:43:38,947
And I get some applause
if I make you laugh?
3716
02:43:38,947 --> 02:43:40,224
Go for it.
3717
02:43:40,224 --> 02:43:41,225
- Okay.
- Okay.
3718
02:43:41,225 --> 02:43:43,296
- Stand up.
- Well.
3719
02:43:43,296 --> 02:43:45,263
- Okay, these are
Halloween jokes.
3720
02:43:45,263 --> 02:43:46,782
Okay.
3721
02:43:46,782 --> 02:43:49,026
- What do you call
an annoying pumpkin?
3722
02:43:49,026 --> 02:43:50,268
I don't know.
3723
02:43:50,268 --> 02:43:51,614
- A jackass-o-lantern.
3724
02:43:51,614 --> 02:43:53,375
[Laughter]
3725
02:43:53,375 --> 02:43:56,102
- No applause, okay.
- No applause.
3726
02:43:56,102 --> 02:43:59,001
- Do zombies eat popcorn
with their fingers?
3727
02:43:59,001 --> 02:44:00,278
I don't know.
3728
02:44:00,278 --> 02:44:03,074
- No, they eat
the fingers separately.
3729
02:44:03,074 --> 02:44:04,524
[Laughter]
3730
02:44:04,524 --> 02:44:07,147
Mm. No.
3731
02:44:07,147 --> 02:44:10,599
- What do you call a Democratic
skeleton from Vermont?
3732
02:44:10,599 --> 02:44:11,807
I don't know.
3733
02:44:11,807 --> 02:44:13,291
"Boney" Sanders.
3734
02:44:13,291 --> 02:44:15,604
Oh, no, no.
3735
02:44:15,604 --> 02:44:17,537
No.
3736
02:44:17,537 --> 02:44:19,159
Okay.
3737
02:44:21,748 --> 02:44:25,648
How do housebound people
visit graveyards on Halloween?
3738
02:44:25,648 --> 02:44:26,511
I don't know.
3739
02:44:26,511 --> 02:44:28,444
They log on to MySpace.
3740
02:44:29,825 --> 02:44:31,792
[Chuckles]
3741
02:44:31,792 --> 02:44:33,587
Tough audience!
3742
02:44:33,587 --> 02:44:35,141
All right.
3743
02:44:35,141 --> 02:44:38,696
What did Dracula's girlfriend
and a bad boxer have in common?
3744
02:44:38,696 --> 02:44:39,870
I don't know.
3745
02:44:39,870 --> 02:44:42,010
- They both go down
for the count.
3746
02:44:42,010 --> 02:44:43,390
[Laughter]
3747
02:44:43,390 --> 02:44:46,393
- All right.
- All right.
3748
02:44:46,393 --> 02:44:49,224
Oh, okay!
3749
02:44:49,224 --> 02:44:50,604
[Applause]
3750
02:44:50,604 --> 02:44:53,228
All right. I just had to find
the right joke genre.
3751
02:44:53,228 --> 02:44:56,093
You know,
how do skeletons make babies?
3752
02:44:56,093 --> 02:44:58,371
- Shouldn't you quit
while you're ahead?
3753
02:44:58,371 --> 02:45:01,098
- How does skeletons
make babies?
3754
02:45:01,098 --> 02:45:02,478
They bone.
3755
02:45:02,478 --> 02:45:03,686
[Laughter]
3756
02:45:03,686 --> 02:45:05,723
Oh, this is a pity flash.
3757
02:45:05,723 --> 02:45:06,793
[Applause]
3758
02:45:06,793 --> 02:45:09,589
- Outstanding. Okay.
Thank you, Darcy.
3759
02:45:09,589 --> 02:45:11,487
You're welcome.
3760
02:45:13,075 --> 02:45:14,905
- ♪ We are drive-in mutants ♪
3761
02:45:14,905 --> 02:45:16,423
- ♪ Drive-in mutants ♪
3762
02:45:16,423 --> 02:45:18,701
- ♪ We are not like
other people ♪
3763
02:45:18,701 --> 02:45:20,048
- ♪ We are sick ♪
- ♪ Sick ♪
3764
02:45:20,048 --> 02:45:21,290
- ♪ We are disgusting ♪
- ♪ Disgusting ♪
3765
02:45:21,290 --> 02:45:24,017
- ♪ We believe in,
we believe in ♪
3766
02:45:24,017 --> 02:45:25,467
♪ Blood ♪
3767
02:45:25,467 --> 02:45:26,744
♪ Breasts ♪
3768
02:45:26,744 --> 02:45:28,332
♪ And beasts ♪
3769
02:45:28,332 --> 02:45:29,505
♪ Yeah, we believe in ♪
3770
02:45:29,505 --> 02:45:30,713
♪ Blood ♪
3771
02:45:30,713 --> 02:45:31,991
♪ And breasts ♪
3772
02:45:31,991 --> 02:45:34,545
♪ And beasts ♪
3773
02:45:34,545 --> 02:45:37,237
♪ If life had a vomit meter ♪
3774
02:45:37,237 --> 02:45:39,895
- ♪ We'd be off the scale ♪
- ♪ Off the scale ♪
3775
02:45:39,895 --> 02:45:43,243
- ♪ As long as one drive-in
remains on the planet Earth ♪
3776
02:45:43,243 --> 02:45:45,694
♪ We will party like
jungle animals ♪
3777
02:45:47,765 --> 02:45:49,456
♪ We will boogie till we puke ♪
3778
02:45:49,456 --> 02:45:50,630
♪ Boogie till we puke ♪
3779
02:45:50,630 --> 02:45:53,046
- ♪ The drive-in will never die ♪
3780
02:45:53,046 --> 02:45:54,737
♪ We will boogie till we puke ♪
3781
02:45:54,737 --> 02:45:55,980
♪ Boogie till we puke ♪
3782
02:45:55,980 --> 02:45:57,878
- ♪ The drive-in will never die ♪
3783
02:45:57,878 --> 02:45:59,018
♪ We believe in ♪
3784
02:45:59,018 --> 02:46:00,088
♪ Blood ♪
3785
02:46:00,088 --> 02:46:01,330
♪ And breasts ♪
3786
02:46:01,330 --> 02:46:02,883
♪ And beasts ♪
3787
02:46:02,883 --> 02:46:04,092
♪ We believe in ♪
3788
02:46:04,092 --> 02:46:05,369
♪ Blood ♪
3789
02:46:05,369 --> 02:46:06,611
♪ And breasts ♪
3790
02:46:06,611 --> 02:46:08,130
♪ And beasts ♪
3791
02:46:08,130 --> 02:46:09,718
♪ Yeah, we believe in ♪
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