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Okay. I finished Dad's cake.
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Made it just the way he likes:
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a layer of cake, sausage, cake,
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bacon, cake, ham, frosting.
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It's basically a frosted pig.
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Well, I hope he gets here soon,
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'cause I gotta run back
to the cafeteria
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and try to undo
this crappy menu.
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It's unhealthy food,
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but the good news is
it's prepared badly.
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So why do you have to do it?
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Isn't that one of the perks of
being a bottom-rung lunch lady
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in a dead-end job?
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What? I said "perks."
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Well, talk to
the person in charge.
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Make some changes.
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Shake things up.
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Rattle some cages.
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You know what? Jackie's right.
I gotta do something more.
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I'm not wired to just sit around
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when I could be getting
better food for these kids.
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And that place is run
so horribly.
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-[sighs] Hey.
-Hey.
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How did the parents
at the PTA meeting react
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to you running
for the school board?
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My big pitch was that I'd have
more time for the kids
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'cause I don't have any,
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but most of the moms
just muttered,
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"Oh, that's how
she can look like that."
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You may be too pretty to win.
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That's why I never went
into politics.
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Oh, yeah.
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That and the only time
you voted was for Zendaya
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on Dancing with the Stars.
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You see? [whispers]
It's still happening.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're all pretty.
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Uh, right now, we have a lot of
work to do before Dan gets home.
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Uh, look around, detective.
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We've already done it.
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Yeah. And now we have to
take it all down.
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Last night,
I was talking to Dan,
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and he was adamant
about not making a big deal
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over his 70th birthday.
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We know he doesn't like it.
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That's why we do it.
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Look, look.
He's already on edge.
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This morning, I saw him standing
on the curb screaming,
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"Don't move those lawn chairs.
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I'll kill anybody who takes
my parking space."
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Well, you better hurry,
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because his truck is nudging
the lawn chairs
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out of the way right now.
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All right. Come on.
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Let's go, people.
We gotta do this.
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[whistles]
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Why are you all standing
in the living room?
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Haven't you heard?
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Sitting is the new cancer.
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And why is there a cake?
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Well, we're just
celebrating football
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and the fact that we love
cake with a cake.
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Happy football.
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Why have we never
done this before?
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And why are we doing it
on my birthday?
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-It's your birthday? What?
-Oh, what?
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No. It is so unimportant,
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we don't even wanna
remember your birthday.
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Actually, I'm annoyed
you brought it up.
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Well, you're gonna be
more annoyed,
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because I found a reason
to celebrate.
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He wants to celebrate.
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-Surprise!
-[Jackie] Surprise!
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And this isn't really
a football cake.
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It's a birthday cake.
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Boo, football. Yay, birthday.
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Yay.
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I'm gonna start taking
my social security
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and my union pension.
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Yep.
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I beat the system by being poor
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and living longer than
the government thought I would.
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[scoffs] Dan, this is amazing.
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We've been working
so hard for so long.
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Now we can finally
have some fun.
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No.
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I got bigger and better things
playing for that money.
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If I can scratch up
another ten grand,
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I'm in striking distance
of paying off this house.
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-[Louise gasps]
-Wow.
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So, you're gonna own it
before it's just mold
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in the shape of a house?
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It'll be a race.
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Happy birthday, Grandpa.
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Too late. We moved past
birthday. We're onto houses now.
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We dodged whether he's happy
or unhappy about this day,
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so don't start bringing up stuff
that's gonna cause problems.
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Okay. Grandpa, there's, um,
some neutral circus peanuts
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for you on the table.
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They're neither happy nor sad.
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Sorry I was late.
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Some guys at the dorm stole
all the toilet seats
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to stair surf.
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And since I'm the janitor,
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I'm supposed to replace them,
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but I have no idea how to do it.
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Oh, toilet seats are easy.
I can teach you.
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Passing down toilet knowledge?
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Give me a minute.
I'm getting emotional.
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[Louise] Here's a crazy thought.
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What if you taught
basic home repairs
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to this entitled,
helpless generation?
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Sounds like a great idea.
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Yeah, we could get the word out
to the neighbors
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by putting flyers
in their post boxes
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and then stapling the rest
to the telephone poles.
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Or we could put it on a scroll
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and have it announced
by the town crier.
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Or we could join
the 21st century
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and put it on the Nextdoor app.
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I don't know.
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Every time we're mentioned
on Nextdoor, it starts with,
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"Whose turn is it to talk
to the hillbillies about..."
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uh, fill in the blank.
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The last one was about
some guy in his underpants
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chasing around loose chickens
in his front yard.
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First of all,
it was an emergency.
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Secondly, I wasn't chasing.
I was herding.
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The chicks had gotten out,
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and they were about
to cross the road,
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and I was not about to be
the butt of a very old joke.
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Ah, thank you.
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[laughs]
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[Jackie] The Conners
is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
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Okay. Now, who can show me
where the bolts are
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that hold the seat
on this toilet--
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courtesy of Olinsky Hardware
for all your hardware needs
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and protein bars.
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Ooh, I know.
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No, no. The owner of
the store may not answer.
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[chuckles]
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-Oh, wow.
-Ooh, nice.
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Hey. Pay attention
so you learn something.
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You don't wanna end up
useless like your father.
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I know how the toilet can be
emotionally triggering,
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but let's hold that thought,
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and let's keep getting
our learning on, yo.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, wow.
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Finally got
that fancy centerpiece
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I've been dreaming about.
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[chuckles] This is my wife,
Louise, everybody.
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And don't worry, honey,
the toilet's never been used.
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Hmm. Although, a few old folks
at the store sat on it,
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but just to see
if they could get back up.
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Yeah, you just unscrew
a couple of bolts,
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and the seat comes right off.
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Next, I'll show you
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how to break into your own
garage if your clicker's broken.
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Or if you're feeling frisky,
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break into your neighbor's
garage and sit in their new car.
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I gotta get to soccer practice.
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-You don't play soccer.
-I'm gonna join.
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I'd rather be hit in the head
with a ball than do this again.
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[chuckles]
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All right. [sighs]
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I'm gonna get this back
to the store. [chuckles]
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Honey, I'm so sorry.
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I-- I should have known that
teenagers just don't wanna learn
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to fix anything
around the house.
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[sighs] We took a shot.
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I was just hoping we could
pay off the house faster.
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I guess it's back to modeling.
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I thought I'd worn
my last Speedo.
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Uh.
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[chuckles] Y-Yeah.
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You're right.
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You have.
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Uh, sorry to interrupt.
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I'm looking for Marjorie,
the school nutritionist.
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You found her.
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Oh, hi. I'm Darlene.
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I-I'm glad you're finally in.
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You are in, right?
It's kind of dark in here.
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I don't like to turn on lights.
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It attracts people.
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Anyway, I work on the line
in the cafeteria.
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Oh, God. You're not leaving.
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All right.
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Turn on the lights.
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[grunts]
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I will just be a second.
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So I've worked here
for a while now,
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and I have some ideas
about how we could improve
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the quality of the food.
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Darlene,
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I've run food services
at this school since 1965.
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This nutrition chart gave
our boys
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the energy to beat
the Germans in WW two.
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I think it'll give
our students the stamina
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to play beer pong till 3:00 a.m.
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Uh, that chart has butter
as its own food group.
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You're one of
those "change" people.
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No, it's-- it's not radical.
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All we've gotta do is serve
healthier ingredients
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that the kids
actually wanna eat.
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Then we just run
the kitchen more efficiently,
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and we can actually save
a lot of money.
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I don't have time
for all of this.
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Talk to the manager.
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We don't have a manager.
How do you not know that?
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Lot of people think
I'm not here.
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I don't get a lot of news.
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Okay. Well,
we've got ten employees
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in desperate need
of supervision.
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Have you ever been convicted
of a child-related crime?
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What? No.
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Fine. You're the manager.
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Are you serious?
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I'll give you a month.
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If you can cut
the budget by 25%,
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we'll make it permanent,
and I'll give you a raise.
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W-- Oh, wow. Yes, I'm in.
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That's amazing. Thank you.
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But we're gonna replace you
on the line,
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so if you fail,
you're on the street.
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Well, I get a tuition break
for my son. What about that?
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It's gone. Maybe you should
have thought of that
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before you so recklessly
climbed the corporate ladder.
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Well, no, then
I-I don't want the job.
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It's too late.
I already put in the paperwork.
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That's impossible.
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I've been here the whole time.
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I'm the only one
who has to approve it.
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So, I imagined it, I signed it,
and I told myself, "good job."
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Anyway, welcome to the team.
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Did I mention
I never wanna see you again
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unless it's to fire you?
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No, you didn't,
but I had a feeling.
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I'll turn out the light.
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Feel free to go back
to hanging from the ceiling.
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Now we know where to find
the reset button
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on the garbage disposal.
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Now, if you'll meet me
in the front yard,
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I'll show you how putting your
lawn furniture in the street
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can save your parking spot.
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Great.
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Wow.
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You got quite the turnout.
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That must make you feel good.
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Yeah, it turns out the moms
really wanted the classes,
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and they told their friends.
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I got so many calls, I had to
add three night classes.
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So, you're gonna work all day
at the hardware store
254
00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,832
and then work
all night doing this?
255
00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,312
Yeah. I'll be exhausted,
256
00:11:12,413 --> 00:11:15,106
but it'll be a good exhausted
when I pay off the house.
257
00:11:15,205 --> 00:11:16,448
-[sighs]
-Oh.
258
00:11:16,549 --> 00:11:19,690
You know, paying off
the house is huge,
259
00:11:19,789 --> 00:11:22,827
but you have to make
some time for yourself.
260
00:11:22,926 --> 00:11:25,998
I was gonna make
your favorite dinner tonight.
261
00:11:26,097 --> 00:11:29,307
You know, something brown
with something white.
262
00:11:29,405 --> 00:11:30,821
[chuckles]
263
00:11:30,922 --> 00:11:34,098
Well, I won't be done
with classes in time,
264
00:11:34,196 --> 00:11:36,129
but it won't be long
265
00:11:36,231 --> 00:11:40,131
before a home-cooked meal
was actually cooked in our home,
266
00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:42,196
as opposed to Citibank's home,
267
00:11:42,297 --> 00:11:45,921
which sold it to Chase,
which sold it to State Farm,
268
00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:50,920
which sold it to, if I remember
my paperwork, SmileDirectClub.
269
00:11:58,323 --> 00:11:59,946
Who are you people?
270
00:12:00,047 --> 00:12:03,602
We're students at
Stephen A. Douglas and Ned.
271
00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,287
Darlene invited
the cafeteria staff here
272
00:12:08,388 --> 00:12:09,735
to talk about how
we're gonna run things
273
00:12:09,835 --> 00:12:10,905
now that she's the manager.
274
00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:12,423
She's your boss?
275
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,560
My condolences.
276
00:12:13,661 --> 00:12:16,147
She's hypercritical,
controlling and annoying.
277
00:12:17,936 --> 00:12:21,525
I whipped up
some delicious vegan snacks.
278
00:12:21,623 --> 00:12:23,590
And there's no such thing,
so I'm right behind her
279
00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,313
with something
you actually wanna eat.
280
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,760
Thank you for coming.
281
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:31,416
I know we don't all work
the same shifts,
282
00:12:31,515 --> 00:12:34,415
but I am looking forward
to hearing your ideas
283
00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,343
about how we can work
more efficiently.
284
00:12:36,444 --> 00:12:37,618
I'm Ashley.
285
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,687
You probably haven't seen me
'cause I work nights,
286
00:12:39,788 --> 00:12:41,582
and sometimes
I forget to come in
287
00:12:41,683 --> 00:12:43,305
'cause my pharmacy's been
out of Adderall.
288
00:12:43,406 --> 00:12:45,408
And when I have Adderall,
I'm usually late
289
00:12:45,508 --> 00:12:47,407
'cause I log on
to see what time my shift is
290
00:12:47,507 --> 00:12:49,717
and I end up going down
the Tom Holland rabbit hole.
291
00:12:51,299 --> 00:12:55,062
Didn't really hear
an idea there, Ashley.
292
00:12:55,159 --> 00:12:58,404
Uh, what I'm looking for are
ways to save money.
293
00:12:58,502 --> 00:12:59,883
And I don't wanna point fingers,
294
00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:01,572
but there is a lot of waste
in the kitchen.
295
00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:03,158
You mean like when
Bailey didn't show up,
296
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:05,055
so nobody put the chicken
delivery in the freezer,
297
00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:06,329
and then somebody
called the cops
298
00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:08,743
because it smelled
like a dead body?
299
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,948
Okay. That's finger-pointing.
300
00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:12,809
And we're not doing that.
301
00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:14,118
But, yeah, like that.
302
00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,395
[clears throat] Doesn't seem
like you had any trouble
303
00:13:16,494 --> 00:13:21,327
getting that prescription
this week, huh, Ashley? [laughs]
304
00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:25,598
They're all flakes because
they're all on work-study.
305
00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:27,044
They don't show up
half the time.
306
00:13:27,145 --> 00:13:28,940
Why else would we work
there, Ned?
307
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,249
The hours are really flexible.
308
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,318
We can pretty much just show up
whenever we want.
309
00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:36,112
What? So, no one has
a set schedule?
310
00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:38,453
[chuckles] How could she make
things more efficient
311
00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:40,728
when she can't count
on anybody to--
312
00:13:40,829 --> 00:13:43,797
Oh, that's why you
got the job so easy.
313
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:45,897
I'm screwed.
314
00:13:45,998 --> 00:13:47,966
You're finally starting
to get it, beautiful.
315
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:53,274
Okay. Very productive meeting.
316
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:54,478
Thank you, everybody.
317
00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:56,445
[Ben sighs]
318
00:13:56,545 --> 00:14:00,273
See y'all tomorrow
at 7:00 a.m. or whenever.
319
00:14:02,887 --> 00:14:05,786
-Oh, my God. I am such an idiot.
-[sighs]
320
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,233
I just wanted to make
things better at work.
321
00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:09,541
And then my boss,
322
00:14:09,643 --> 00:14:14,268
who's clearly Mary Todd
Lincoln's older, crazier sister,
323
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:18,714
knew that I was on a suicide
mission, and she set me up.
324
00:14:18,811 --> 00:14:21,261
Uh, hey, look. I knew when you
first took this lunch lady job
325
00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,364
that it was going to be
a struggle for you
326
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,708
to be in a position where
you weren't calling the shots.
327
00:14:26,808 --> 00:14:30,363
Yeah. I mean, I-I do like
the idea of being manager.
328
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,704
I don't only wanna be
the boss of you.
329
00:14:34,769 --> 00:14:36,357
I don't want that either.
330
00:14:40,835 --> 00:14:41,871
Oh, hey, Louise.
331
00:14:41,972 --> 00:14:43,698
Could you close for me tonight?
332
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,215
Yeah, sure.
333
00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:48,216
There's a bunch of strangers
in my house anyway.
334
00:14:48,314 --> 00:14:50,040
Dan is getting so popular
335
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:53,386
that he has classes
every night this week.
336
00:14:53,485 --> 00:14:55,832
Well, if you don't like it,
tell him to stop.
337
00:14:55,932 --> 00:14:57,830
No, I really can't.
338
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,622
It was my idea.
339
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,553
But it's gotten out of control.
340
00:15:01,654 --> 00:15:03,034
I don't think he realizes
341
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:06,380
that he missed my school board
meet-and-greet last night.
342
00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,376
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
343
00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:09,859
So, you don't have kids,
344
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,170
and the person in your life
who has kids isn't showing up?
345
00:15:13,269 --> 00:15:16,203
Are you running on
the "scary loner" platform?
346
00:15:17,611 --> 00:15:20,200
I can't give
the poor guy a hard time.
347
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:24,063
Last night, he watched three
episodes of the Gilmore Girls
348
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,681
because he was too tired
to reach for the remote.
349
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,264
And it was in his hand.
350
00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:32,366
And it was the Gilmore Girls.
351
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:38,572
So, how is your veggie burger?
352
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,397
That's not how you
comfort somebody
353
00:15:40,497 --> 00:15:41,982
who's in a terrible mood.
354
00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:43,566
Sorry.
355
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:45,083
You're always
in a terrible mood,
356
00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:48,326
so it just seems like--
I don't know-- Wednesday.
357
00:15:50,045 --> 00:15:52,012
Oh, thanks for asking.
358
00:15:52,113 --> 00:15:54,425
It's my staff.
For the last two days,
359
00:15:54,526 --> 00:15:56,252
I've been trying
to get them to work as a team,
360
00:15:56,352 --> 00:15:58,734
but it's useless, because
they're a bunch of entitled,
361
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,594
distracted half-wits.
362
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:02,076
Hmm.
363
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,248
Maybe it's the way
you're addressing them.
364
00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:09,317
No, no, no, no. The problem is
they're not professionals.
365
00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:10,382
That's what you need.
366
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,416
You need a food service
with real cooks
367
00:16:12,517 --> 00:16:14,657
who are trained to bring in
prepared meals.
368
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:17,553
And then you save a lot of money
because they know how to portion
369
00:16:17,653 --> 00:16:19,517
for the amount of people
that they're serving,
370
00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:21,689
and there isn't any waste.
[clicks tongue]
371
00:16:23,237 --> 00:16:25,722
Oh, my God. Jackie,
could you do that for me?
372
00:16:25,822 --> 00:16:28,514
Huh? No. Hell, no. No.
373
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:30,408
It's a lot of work.
We don't have time for that.
374
00:16:30,509 --> 00:16:32,235
But Becky and Louise,
they're part-time,
375
00:16:32,335 --> 00:16:33,682
so if they wanted to help--
376
00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:36,510
And Harris is still learning
how to run this place.
377
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,542
-Becky.
-Yeah?
378
00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:41,230
I love you.
379
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,539
And I love you too.
380
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:47,505
But my love for you is
very conditional,
381
00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:52,023
and I have a very full life,
so go love somebody else.
382
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,501
Go on. Shoo!
383
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,948
-Oh, Harris.
-Yes?
384
00:16:59,047 --> 00:17:00,773
I love you.
385
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,773
[scoffs] Okay. What do you need?
386
00:17:03,872 --> 00:17:06,806
I told you. Darlene,
she isn't ready.
387
00:17:06,906 --> 00:17:09,012
Not ready for what?
388
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,977
Well, I'm looking
for an outside source
389
00:17:12,076 --> 00:17:14,147
who can prep healthier food
for the cafeteria.
390
00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:15,870
Otherwise,
I'm gonna lose my job,
391
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:17,385
and Mark's gonna have to
quit school.
392
00:17:17,488 --> 00:17:19,801
[sighs] Well,
how much food do you need?
393
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:25,561
Well, I need-- Let's see--
200 grass-fed hamburgers,
394
00:17:25,657 --> 00:17:29,453
150 coleslaws, and a hundred
orders of fresh-cut fries.
395
00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,690
When do you need it by?
396
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:32,655
Tomorrow morning.
397
00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:36,137
Okay. I-- I think I can do that.
398
00:17:36,237 --> 00:17:37,549
Harris, that's very sweet,
399
00:17:37,651 --> 00:17:40,481
but you don't know how to work
with these kind of quantities.
400
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:42,099
No, I wanna do this.
401
00:17:42,683 --> 00:17:43,684
I owe you so much,
402
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,166
and I wanna pay that back
403
00:17:45,268 --> 00:17:47,132
so that the next time
you try to guilt me,
404
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,303
I can say "hamburgers"
and walk away.
405
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,026
Thank you. You're my hero.
406
00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:54,750
You are so much better
than the kids at my college.
407
00:17:55,504 --> 00:17:56,644
Am I better than Mark?
408
00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:00,471
I can't officially say.
409
00:18:00,572 --> 00:18:02,643
-I love you both equally.
-[chuckles]
410
00:18:05,638 --> 00:18:07,294
No. No, Cindy.
411
00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,915
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
412
00:18:09,015 --> 00:18:10,914
[sighs] Dan.
413
00:18:11,911 --> 00:18:12,912
Oh, hey.
414
00:18:13,944 --> 00:18:16,464
I don't remember falling asleep.
415
00:18:16,564 --> 00:18:19,532
But if it was before I parked,
that's pretty impressive.
416
00:18:20,941 --> 00:18:22,667
I don't like
where this is going.
417
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,252
I'm starting to worry about you.
418
00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:27,320
You're worried?
419
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:30,458
I don't remember eating these
fries, and that's not like me.
420
00:18:31,454 --> 00:18:34,353
I try to be
really present for them.
421
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:36,281
Well, you're not gonna
be present for anything
422
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,659
if you don't slow down.
423
00:18:37,761 --> 00:18:39,763
[clicks tongue] I know
I'm working crazy hours,
424
00:18:39,863 --> 00:18:41,520
but I can actually see
the finish line
425
00:18:41,622 --> 00:18:45,142
where I can leave the house
to the kids with no debt.
426
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:49,518
This isn't about
the finish line.
427
00:18:49,618 --> 00:18:53,104
I think you are so used
to being behind
428
00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:56,792
that you're uncomfortable unless
you're constantly hustling.
429
00:18:56,890 --> 00:19:00,238
Oh, that's what being broke
your whole life teaches you.
430
00:19:00,336 --> 00:19:04,237
Yeah, but you don't have to
do this all in a month.
431
00:19:04,335 --> 00:19:06,579
You're gonna get there,
just a little slower.
432
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:10,648
You know, maybe one class
a week, maybe two.
433
00:19:10,746 --> 00:19:13,300
And that way, you can
still enjoy your life
434
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,609
and I can enjoy it with you.
435
00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:17,572
I want that too.
436
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,538
I guess I could back
it off a little.
437
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,088
I've never enjoyed life.
438
00:19:23,188 --> 00:19:24,224
It sounds exciting.
439
00:19:24,325 --> 00:19:25,706
[chuckles]
440
00:19:25,808 --> 00:19:28,431
Maybe hit a movie now and then.
441
00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:30,705
-Dinner and a movie.
-"Dinner and a movie."
442
00:19:30,806 --> 00:19:31,945
I knew it.
443
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,532
-Gold digger.
-[chuckles] Yeah.
444
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:37,876
Well, if I'm a gold digger,
I'm the worst there's ever been.
445
00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:39,389
[both chuckle]
446
00:19:39,491 --> 00:19:44,703
You know, it's been a long time
since we made out in your truck.
447
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,110
You know, we're gonna pay
for this with our sciatica.
448
00:19:51,210 --> 00:19:52,556
Yeah, it'll be worth it.
449
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,381
Forty-six.
450
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,484
Forty-seven.
451
00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:07,069
-You okay?
-Yeah.
452
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:09,930
Just having trouble
catching my breath, a little.
453
00:20:10,029 --> 00:20:11,686
Can't seem to get ahead
on this thing.
454
00:20:12,476 --> 00:20:13,753
-Kinda freaking out.
-Hmm.
455
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:16,098
You've been here
like three hours.
456
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:17,511
That's why I came back.
457
00:20:17,612 --> 00:20:21,133
But... [sniffs] ...long way
to go to 200 patties.
458
00:20:21,230 --> 00:20:22,369
I know. [sighs]
459
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:25,302
I-I started cutting up
the cabbage for the coleslaw,
460
00:20:25,401 --> 00:20:26,747
but then I thought
about the potatoes,
461
00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:28,126
so I started peeling those,
462
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,195
but then I realized
the hamburgers were just sitting out,
463
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,401
so I felt I-- I needed
to get back to that.
464
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:35,537
Oh, I'm not doing anything.
465
00:20:35,638 --> 00:20:37,225
If you-- Would you mind
if I helped?
466
00:20:37,327 --> 00:20:39,778
-Only if you really want to.
-Yeah.
467
00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:40,878
I don't need it.
468
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,083
[breathes shakily]
469
00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:48,219
[sighs]
470
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:55,458
[sighs] Okay, swap.
471
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,529
-[grunts] There you go.
-[grunting, whimpering]
472
00:21:02,557 --> 00:21:04,006
Hey, I got your text.
What happened?
473
00:21:04,108 --> 00:21:05,385
Sciatica.
474
00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:06,695
Both of you?
475
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:08,349
[sighs] Yeah,
476
00:21:08,450 --> 00:21:12,247
we got all twisted up
doing martial arts as a couple.
477
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,106
Huh. That's funny,
'cause I read on Nextdoor
478
00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:18,484
that the hillbillies were going
at it in their truck.
479
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:22,101
[baby giggles]
480
00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:26,701
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