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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,615 --> 00:00:37,034 Papa's name is Checco. He's 36 and... 2 00:00:37,035 --> 00:00:38,660 ...from the South. 3 00:00:38,661 --> 00:00:40,287 Tall... 4 00:00:40,288 --> 00:00:42,789 ...handsome, cool, muscular... 5 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:47,294 ...he's NOT. But he's really nice and likeable. 6 00:00:47,295 --> 00:00:51,173 First he worked in the world of high finance. 7 00:00:51,174 --> 00:00:53,300 Excuse me, how's the Dow Jones? 8 00:00:53,301 --> 00:00:55,385 Down a point and a half. 9 00:00:55,386 --> 00:00:59,181 Trust me, the situation's dramatic... 10 00:00:59,182 --> 00:01:02,809 Welcome back to our hotel. Your party's waiting. 11 00:01:02,810 --> 00:01:05,521 I warned you not to disturb the clients! 12 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:06,313 But... 13 00:01:06,314 --> 00:01:08,440 Forget it. I'm not interested 14 00:01:08,441 --> 00:01:13,441 - What if someone asks a question? - Back to work! Beat it! Scram! 15 00:01:15,823 --> 00:01:20,410 But in that situation papa didn't feel appreciated. 16 00:01:20,411 --> 00:01:25,290 And so one day in September he came up with a brilliant idea... 17 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:28,210 ...that would change his destiny. 18 00:01:28,211 --> 00:01:32,714 And he rushed to tell mama. 19 00:01:32,715 --> 00:01:36,093 Honey! 20 00:01:36,094 --> 00:01:38,178 What's up? Why the face? 21 00:01:38,179 --> 00:01:41,848 They're closing the factory. Your news? 22 00:01:41,849 --> 00:01:44,476 I quit my job today. 23 00:01:44,477 --> 00:01:47,604 I want to be leadership of myself. 24 00:01:47,605 --> 00:01:49,606 Infected by mama's enthusiasm... 25 00:01:49,607 --> 00:01:52,734 ...papa plunged into a job hunt. 26 00:01:52,735 --> 00:01:55,862 But at first it wasn't easy. 27 00:01:55,863 --> 00:01:57,948 Sorry, your profile's inadequate. 28 00:01:57,949 --> 00:01:59,241 Are you sure? 29 00:01:59,242 --> 00:02:00,993 But then one day... 30 00:02:00,994 --> 00:02:03,370 Zalone... 31 00:02:03,371 --> 00:02:04,705 ...you're hired! 32 00:02:04,706 --> 00:02:09,251 Thank you, thank you. 33 00:02:09,252 --> 00:02:13,755 Stubbornly determined, papa found the job that would allow him to... 34 00:02:13,756 --> 00:02:16,258 ...achieve his aspirations. 35 00:02:16,259 --> 00:02:18,135 'Cause papa says that in life... 36 00:02:18,136 --> 00:02:20,387 Aspiration is everything! 37 00:02:20,388 --> 00:02:25,388 Look Aunties... the King of House Cleaningship. A bargain! 38 00:02:25,643 --> 00:02:27,144 So...?! 39 00:02:27,145 --> 00:02:29,271 - We'll buy it! - Go Aunties! 40 00:02:29,272 --> 00:02:32,024 Papa proved to be quite competent. 41 00:02:32,025 --> 00:02:36,903 You got yourself a bargain, cousin! And you'll exercise too! 42 00:02:36,904 --> 00:02:40,365 Your nephew, Checco. That's who we bought it from! 43 00:02:40,366 --> 00:02:42,409 Eh?... who's Checco? 44 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:45,912 - Salesman of the year! - Thank you! 45 00:02:45,913 --> 00:02:47,289 And well-deserved... 46 00:02:47,290 --> 00:02:49,875 ...recognition soon followed. 47 00:02:49,876 --> 00:02:54,876 I just wanna say to my wife and son... 48 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:01,428 I love you! 49 00:03:01,429 --> 00:03:06,429 Daniela, Nicolo... look at papa! 50 00:03:09,437 --> 00:03:14,437 Riding the wave of success, papa indulged in a few whims. 51 00:03:15,777 --> 00:03:18,779 Full optional, isn't it fantastic? 52 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:20,697 Yes, but... 53 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:25,160 I also have great used bargains. 54 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,953 Lots of gifts for me... 55 00:03:26,954 --> 00:03:30,916 Nicolo, their TAEG surtax is unbeatable! 56 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:32,959 TAEG! He's a TAEG! 57 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,711 Happy, Taeg? 58 00:03:34,712 --> 00:03:38,090 ...and for mama, except mama wasn't so happy. 59 00:03:38,091 --> 00:03:39,299 Nothing smaller? 60 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:44,221 Gimme a smile for crying out loud! I home-automated you! 61 00:03:44,222 --> 00:03:45,722 Watch and smile. 62 00:03:45,723 --> 00:03:47,933 We have Dolby Surround... 63 00:03:47,934 --> 00:03:49,601 ..robotic blender... 64 00:03:49,602 --> 00:03:51,478 We have a self-cleaning... 65 00:03:51,479 --> 00:03:52,979 ...defrosting microwave... 66 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:54,314 ...auto-griddle. 67 00:03:54,315 --> 00:03:59,315 We have a coffee maker. 68 00:03:59,362 --> 00:04:03,240 We have exceeded our 3 kilowatts! 69 00:04:03,241 --> 00:04:07,577 Papa teaches me that life can have its darker moments. 70 00:04:07,578 --> 00:04:12,578 - Signora, interested? - You're old! Look! 71 00:04:14,377 --> 00:04:18,505 Zalone, what's up? In six months your sales dropped... 72 00:04:18,506 --> 00:04:22,008 ...87.8°/o. Have you run out of... 73 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:24,970 ...enthusiasm? - No, out of relatives. 74 00:04:24,971 --> 00:04:28,265 But it's in hard times that a real entrepreneur... 75 00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,392 ...must find the answers. 76 00:04:30,393 --> 00:04:31,852 - Yes? - The IRS. 77 00:04:31,853 --> 00:04:34,396 Sorry, we're Catholics here. 78 00:04:34,397 --> 00:04:36,523 Would you cool off? 79 00:04:36,524 --> 00:04:39,651 - They'll give it back. - ...and seek solutions. 80 00:04:39,652 --> 00:04:44,652 We'll get a loan to pay the loans. That's how it's done. Stop the tragedies! 81 00:04:45,491 --> 00:04:49,411 Please, just go away! Disappear from my life! 82 00:04:49,412 --> 00:04:52,414 - Go away! - You're being negative. 83 00:04:52,415 --> 00:04:54,166 - Hello? - Fido-Fly. 84 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:56,793 You'd better STAY on your payment schedule! 85 00:04:56,794 --> 00:04:58,920 - Go! - STAY or else! 86 00:04:58,921 --> 00:05:02,174 - Go away! - Would you two make up your mind?! 87 00:05:02,175 --> 00:05:03,300 I'm not going! 88 00:05:03,301 --> 00:05:06,803 ...and above all try to do his very best. 89 00:05:06,804 --> 00:05:09,681 So lately he's always out working. 90 00:05:09,682 --> 00:05:11,558 You pack my toothbrush? 91 00:05:11,559 --> 00:05:14,060 Get financing and buy one! 92 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:18,648 And so mama, Taeg and I moved in with my grandparents. 93 00:05:18,649 --> 00:05:20,942 Can we eat without this thing? 94 00:05:20,943 --> 00:05:25,030 - Quiet! He's just a puppy. - No less! 95 00:05:25,031 --> 00:05:28,283 - But papa calls me every day. - Papa, where are you? 96 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:32,412 At a restaurant, waiting on line. The economy's picking up. 97 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:35,707 The place is packed. How's school going? 98 00:05:35,708 --> 00:05:38,168 Good... all A minus except two... 99 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:39,711 ...Bs and an A. 100 00:05:39,712 --> 00:05:44,049 Okay, let's do this, Nicolo. If next term you get all As... 101 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:46,343 ...all As in all subjects... 102 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:49,346 ...I'll give you a dream vacation. 103 00:05:49,347 --> 00:05:53,183 You'll give me a vacation? 104 00:05:53,184 --> 00:05:57,354 Sister dearest, what's cooking today? Tart's pasta? 105 00:05:57,355 --> 00:06:02,355 Papa's always joking, but when he makes a promise, he's serious about keeping it. 106 00:06:03,444 --> 00:06:06,238 Time's up children! Keep calm now. 107 00:06:06,239 --> 00:06:11,239 Nice and calm. Pack your schoolbags. 108 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:17,620 Three months later 109 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:24,631 Good boy! 110 00:06:24,632 --> 00:06:25,966 You should've studied harder. 111 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:27,968 - Good morning. - Good morning. 112 00:06:27,969 --> 00:06:28,969 Zalone. 113 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:33,970 - Ah, Nicole's father? - Yes. 114 00:06:35,393 --> 00:06:37,894 Congratulations. 115 00:06:37,895 --> 00:06:42,895 - Why? - Read. 116 00:06:44,777 --> 00:06:49,777 A 117 00:06:53,661 --> 00:06:55,412 May I speak to the teacher? 118 00:06:55,413 --> 00:06:57,539 - Why? - The teacher please! 119 00:06:57,540 --> 00:07:00,667 She just left. 120 00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:03,128 Sonova...! 121 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:06,548 Maybe you don't know that Nicole's mother and I... 122 00:07:06,549 --> 00:07:08,049 ...recently separated. 123 00:07:08,050 --> 00:07:09,926 Yes, your wife told me. 124 00:07:09,927 --> 00:07:12,304 It's very hard on children who... 125 00:07:12,305 --> 00:07:17,183 ...as you know, suffer the consequences both psychologically and... 126 00:07:17,184 --> 00:07:19,811 - Yes, I know. - ..scholastically. 127 00:07:19,812 --> 00:07:22,063 - So I'm wondering... - What? 128 00:07:22,064 --> 00:07:23,940 How the hell is it possible that... 129 00:07:23,941 --> 00:07:28,528 ...my son was unaffected? He got all As! Please explain. 130 00:07:28,529 --> 00:07:29,779 - You're not happy? - No. 131 00:07:29,780 --> 00:07:32,282 Because this monster you painted... 132 00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:34,409 ...can't be my son, trust me! 133 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:37,078 His parents separate and he excels?! 134 00:07:37,079 --> 00:07:40,957 In all subjects?! Look: History, Italian, A, all As... 135 00:07:40,958 --> 00:07:44,586 Even in behavior, A! No way! When it's called for... 136 00:07:44,587 --> 00:07:48,715 I've never heard Nicolo say a dirty word. 137 00:07:48,716 --> 00:07:52,719 In school, but at home he curses like crazy, especially against you. 138 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:56,848 "The old bitch should piss off and retire!" 139 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:59,601 And just yesterday? "She stinks!" Let's check. 140 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:01,353 And he's a liar! 141 00:08:01,354 --> 00:08:04,105 So, I mean, at least... let's lower him on behavior. 142 00:08:04,106 --> 00:08:06,483 - Now listen - ...or gym! 143 00:08:06,484 --> 00:08:08,360 Listen a moment. 144 00:08:08,361 --> 00:08:11,112 I know all about your economic situation. 145 00:08:11,113 --> 00:08:13,698 - What? - And that you promised Nicolo... 146 00:08:13,699 --> 00:08:16,368 ...a wonderful vacation. - Yes I did. 147 00:08:16,369 --> 00:08:21,369 - Seeing how Nicolo is very bright... - Off the old block. 148 00:08:21,624 --> 00:08:25,502 He's capable of understanding. So simply tell him the truth. 149 00:08:25,503 --> 00:08:28,254 - Tell him everything. - Meaning'? 150 00:08:28,255 --> 00:08:30,757 - The recession. - Beg your pardon? 151 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:32,384 The recession! 152 00:08:32,385 --> 00:08:33,843 In this factory... 153 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:37,472 ...we produced world class fabrics. This stuff here! 154 00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,849 We were proud of our profession. 155 00:08:39,850 --> 00:08:43,353 Then this genius CEO showed up... 156 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:47,023 ...and forced us to produce plain cotton T-shirts. This stuff here! 157 00:08:47,024 --> 00:08:49,985 And that's how we plunged! Okay? 158 00:08:49,986 --> 00:08:53,530 My darling! What a good boy! 159 00:08:53,531 --> 00:08:57,033 Genetics never lie, eh! 160 00:08:57,034 --> 00:08:59,536 Now what? 161 00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:04,537 - I'll take him on vacation. - Ah, vacation. Have you no shame? 162 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:08,628 After ruining my life, you could at least... 163 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:10,922 ...spare him! Where'll you go seeing you're broke?! 164 00:09:10,923 --> 00:09:12,298 And so... 165 00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:15,677 ...another glorious factory shuts down and leaves its employees home... 166 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:19,014 ...laid off. How will they manage? 167 00:09:19,015 --> 00:09:21,433 Eh... we're desperate. 168 00:09:21,434 --> 00:09:26,434 Last year it was redundancy, now they're throwing families on the street. 169 00:09:26,772 --> 00:09:30,442 I imagine your despair is shared by other family members... 170 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:33,403 ...like your husband. Do you have children? 171 00:09:33,404 --> 00:09:35,071 I'm on TV? 172 00:09:35,072 --> 00:09:36,823 - Any children? - Yes yes. 173 00:09:36,824 --> 00:09:41,202 How do you see their future given an outlook anything but rosy? 174 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:43,413 Not Rosy 'cause he's a boy: Nicolo. 175 00:09:43,414 --> 00:09:46,791 I'm an entrepreneur and optimistic! 176 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:49,961 There's too much pessimism! Excuse me. 177 00:09:49,962 --> 00:09:53,840 We shouldn't forget that we're the world's seventh economy... 178 00:09:53,841 --> 00:09:55,967 ...and Europe's third economy. 179 00:09:55,968 --> 00:09:57,927 - I am... - Italy's first jerk! 180 00:09:57,928 --> 00:10:01,097 I'm convinced we'll make it, people! 181 00:10:01,098 --> 00:10:03,850 People! It only takes optimism. 182 00:10:03,851 --> 00:10:06,603 Here, look at my son's report card! 183 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,730 Look! He got straight As. 184 00:10:08,731 --> 00:10:12,067 So how can I be a pessimist? 185 00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:14,235 Nicolo! 186 00:10:14,236 --> 00:10:17,822 Excuse me... if you're there watching this crappy show 187 00:10:17,823 --> 00:10:21,493 that's injecting pessimism so people won't consume anymore... 188 00:10:21,494 --> 00:10:24,120 Papa says he promised a vacation, so... 189 00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,372 Bug off! We're going on vacation! 190 00:10:26,373 --> 00:10:28,083 Yayyvy! 191 00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:31,878 - Pack your bags! They're only envious! - Yessssss! 192 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:33,505 Ciao Nicolo! Bug off! 193 00:10:33,506 --> 00:10:36,591 Super-papa! YAYYY! 194 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,635 Papa, you have a valid passport? 195 00:10:38,636 --> 00:10:43,636 Of course. Gimme. Get inside. 196 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:49,350 Off we goooo! 197 00:10:50,648 --> 00:10:55,648 - Hey, you gotta take him too! - Shut up, you! Shut up! 198 00:11:00,741 --> 00:11:03,409 There's a superhero 199 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:07,288 Who beats all the others, You know? 200 00:11:07,289 --> 00:11:10,667 He has no wings or missiles. 201 00:11:10,668 --> 00:11:13,044 He doesn't even have a rocket. 202 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:18,007 You can say he's a hero of our times... 203 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:21,636 Enemy of the banks and loan sharks 204 00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:25,515 Of the damned and monstrous downturn 205 00:11:25,516 --> 00:11:29,060 Lying in ambush behind the corner. 206 00:11:29,061 --> 00:11:32,939 But he grabs a rag and wipes it out 207 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:36,568 And even flat broke he wins 208 00:11:36,569 --> 00:11:40,572 Oh the magic power of... 209 00:11:40,573 --> 00:11:45,201 This SUUUUUUU... 210 00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:49,080 - Super-papa! - Postdated checks! 211 00:11:49,081 --> 00:11:52,584 - Super-papa! - Debt installments! 212 00:11:52,585 --> 00:11:57,585 - Super-papa! - Loans backed by family members! 213 00:11:58,215 --> 00:12:02,177 He's deep in poo but he'll pull through! 214 00:12:02,178 --> 00:12:05,847 - Renegotiated mortgages! - Super-papa! 215 00:12:05,848 --> 00:12:09,601 - LOUs up to the roof! - Super-papa! 216 00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:14,602 A lien on grandma's pension! 217 00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:17,192 Come on, where you taking me? 218 00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:20,612 N000, it has to be a surprise! 219 00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:23,990 - You said it's in Europe, right? - Yes. 220 00:12:23,991 --> 00:12:26,951 Come on, another hint! 221 00:12:26,952 --> 00:12:29,120 It's got six letters. 222 00:12:29,121 --> 00:12:32,123 London! 223 00:12:32,124 --> 00:12:34,709 - Madrid! - No. 224 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,252 Paris! 225 00:12:36,253 --> 00:12:38,087 What then? 226 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:43,088 Okay I'll tell you. Look! 227 00:12:50,643 --> 00:12:55,643 You're joking, right? 228 00:13:21,507 --> 00:13:24,926 - Who could this be? - You don't know?! 229 00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:26,135 Checco... 230 00:13:26,136 --> 00:13:28,513 - Checco. - Checco! 231 00:13:28,514 --> 00:13:30,181 Auntie Ritella! 232 00:13:30,182 --> 00:13:32,433 Checco! 233 00:13:32,434 --> 00:13:35,395 - Remember me? - It's been ages! 234 00:13:35,396 --> 00:13:37,188 Thirty years, Auntie. 235 00:13:37,189 --> 00:13:39,190 - The boy? - He's Nicolo... 236 00:13:39,191 --> 00:13:41,442 - ..my son - Finally I... 237 00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:44,153 ...meet him! What brings you here? 238 00:13:44,154 --> 00:13:46,322 - We're on vacation. - Where you staying? 239 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:51,323 Here with you. Our bags. Come on! 240 00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:01,796 Incredible! 241 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:05,091 Nothing's changed. Same beds, same closet. 242 00:14:05,092 --> 00:14:08,177 All the same. 243 00:14:08,178 --> 00:14:10,722 Come to papa, come... 244 00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:13,099 You should know that papa... 245 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:18,100 ...when he was your age, spent his first vacation here. This very place. 246 00:14:18,856 --> 00:14:21,733 Incredible... it's fantastic. 247 00:14:21,734 --> 00:14:24,861 And it's a fact: my first night here... 248 00:14:24,862 --> 00:14:28,114 ...right in this bed, I made pee-pee. 249 00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:32,243 Did Auntie get pissed off the next morning! 250 00:14:32,244 --> 00:14:33,995 It was right here. 251 00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:37,749 No! The stain... is still there! Fantastic! 252 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:40,626 And the same mold, the same humidity. 253 00:14:40,627 --> 00:14:42,962 Ah... know why those cracks are there? 254 00:14:42,963 --> 00:14:45,006 - Why? - Earthquakes. 255 00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:48,259 Ti-ti-ti-ti-ti, we'll have fun. 256 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:53,260 Best we call mama... and the child rescue line. 257 00:14:55,351 --> 00:14:57,143 Mr. Surace, good morning! 258 00:14:57,144 --> 00:14:59,854 Zalone, where the fuck are you? 259 00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,608 Are you working? Are you pounding your area? 260 00:15:03,609 --> 00:15:07,653 No need to worry, sir because I'm here in Molise... 261 00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:11,532 ...where there's a strong family presence and as you know that's... 262 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:13,618 - ..my target - Of course. 263 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:16,120 I already made a client list 264 00:15:16,121 --> 00:15:18,289 and they're all penetrable. 265 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,124 Open your ears, Zalone. 266 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:24,921 If this week you don't sell at least seven vacuum cleaners... 267 00:15:24,922 --> 00:15:29,922 ...you're out! 268 00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:38,935 Eh no! That's twice. He's not paying the water. It costs! 269 00:15:38,936 --> 00:15:41,687 So Auntie, are you happy to... 270 00:15:41,688 --> 00:15:43,773 - ...see us? - Yes. 271 00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:45,316 Hell, we're never in touch. 272 00:15:45,317 --> 00:15:50,317 I know nothing about our relatives. How are they? What are they doing? 273 00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:55,701 Eh... Auntie Pina, how is she? 274 00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:58,955 She's there. 275 00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:01,916 What a shame. 276 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:06,295 Aunt Madia? 277 00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:08,714 Aunt Madia too. 278 00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:13,715 - Aunt Angela'? - There. 279 00:16:13,971 --> 00:16:16,347 Auntie Rosa... which corner? 280 00:16:16,348 --> 00:16:17,974 No, Rosa isn't dead. 281 00:16:17,975 --> 00:16:20,935 - Survived? - She's in Canada... 282 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,437 ...with her daughters. 283 00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:27,358 Damn! Canada with her daughters... so even Margherita... 284 00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:28,860 ...Rosanna, Elena... 285 00:16:28,861 --> 00:16:30,236 ...all in Canada. 286 00:16:30,237 --> 00:16:31,487 Know who's still here? 287 00:16:31,488 --> 00:16:35,867 Onofrio, your cousin. He got married... 288 00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:37,952 ...and has 2 boys your son's age. 289 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:42,832 Onofrio's wife... is she into housecleaning? 290 00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:47,336 - The hell do I care?! - Okay, calm down. 291 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:49,505 Let's go Nicolo, time to play! 292 00:16:49,506 --> 00:16:52,008 You're gonna play dressed like that? 293 00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:57,009 While Papa runs an errand, you'll play with the other kids in town. 294 00:16:57,139 --> 00:17:02,139 Come on, they're all waiting. Curious to find out who Nicolo is. 295 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:08,520 Let's go Nicolo, time to play! 296 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:32,377 Wait... wait... there's gonna be kids. 297 00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:33,549 CE-'morning. 298 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,135 Do you know if there's a place here... 299 00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:38,554 ...in town like... a school yard... 300 00:17:38,555 --> 00:17:41,307 ...where kids can play? 301 00:17:41,308 --> 00:17:44,393 Or even a park where... 302 00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:49,394 ...a playground where kids meet other kids? 303 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:54,946 All right, they're like men, only smaller 304 00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:59,325 without beards and higher voices and... 305 00:17:59,326 --> 00:18:01,953 ...at around thirteen they get fuzzy. 306 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:05,706 - Excuse me... Town Hall please? - Who for? 307 00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:08,209 - The Mayor. - I'm the Mayor. 308 00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:10,836 I brought my son here on vacation. 309 00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:15,837 - You're a doofus! - Thank you. 310 00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:21,472 - These places are so beautiful. - Sure, papa, maybe with friends. 311 00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:23,307 Don't worry. 312 00:18:23,308 --> 00:18:27,353 - Papa, where are we going? - To Onofrio's, my cousin. 313 00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:30,356 He's got two boys your age. 314 00:18:30,357 --> 00:18:34,485 When I used to come here we were always together. 315 00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:39,198 He's a bundle of laughs. Just you wait and see. 316 00:18:39,199 --> 00:18:43,953 One day my wife says she's fed up with small-town life... 317 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:46,706 ...and wants to move to the big city. 318 00:18:46,707 --> 00:18:48,874 So she ran off with another man. 319 00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:49,875 To Milan? 320 00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:52,086 To lsernia. 321 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:56,882 Onofrio, women have these moments of confusion. You gotta understand her. 322 00:18:56,883 --> 00:19:01,883 How are the boys? 323 00:19:02,639 --> 00:19:04,515 Dead? 324 00:19:04,516 --> 00:19:07,602 - She took them with her. - Ah... 325 00:19:07,603 --> 00:19:09,395 She took them... 326 00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:13,524 - There's nobody left in this house. - Completely alone now, eh? 327 00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,901 How do you manage, Onofrio? 328 00:19:15,902 --> 00:19:17,528 With the housecleaning? 329 00:19:17,529 --> 00:19:22,408 Look how dirty! Full of mites! If your wife comes back, she'll run away again. 330 00:19:22,409 --> 00:19:24,910 Onofrio, you're a lucky man. 331 00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:29,911 I... You lucky bugger! I've got a product that's just right for you. 332 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,043 This here... wait! 333 00:19:32,044 --> 00:19:37,044 This month we're offering 30% off to abandoned men of the South. 334 00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:40,176 - We used to have that very one. - Used to. 335 00:19:40,177 --> 00:19:41,135 She took it. 336 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:46,136 - I'll write up the contract. - ...in the closet. 337 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:51,062 Blessed woman... Where are they? 338 00:19:51,063 --> 00:19:56,063 Checco look... she left it! She left it here! 339 00:19:58,195 --> 00:20:01,280 Took the kids, left the cleaner? 340 00:20:01,281 --> 00:20:04,825 - The whore! - You said to be understanding. 341 00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:09,826 You should've understood she's a whore. Not now. Before you married her! 342 00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:19,840 Where the fuck does this shit go? 343 00:20:19,841 --> 00:20:22,927 Would you stop cursing?! That TV doesn't... 344 00:20:22,928 --> 00:20:25,930 - ..have a SCART plug. - They're not curses... 345 00:20:25,931 --> 00:20:27,973 ...but solution-finding formulas. 346 00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:32,974 There is no solution! The TV's 40 years old! 347 00:20:33,105 --> 00:20:38,105 No! No! 348 00:20:39,319 --> 00:20:42,863 I left this here thirty years ago. Know what it is? 349 00:20:42,864 --> 00:20:47,864 What? 350 00:20:55,252 --> 00:20:58,254 What's this noise? 351 00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,131 Blood and hell! 352 00:21:00,132 --> 00:21:04,969 What the...?! Are you outta your mind? Electricity costs! 353 00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:07,096 - You're crazy! - What can it cost? 354 00:21:07,097 --> 00:21:11,267 - Look at the bill they sent me! - A two-month totaling 6 Euros 45! 355 00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:15,896 In August I pay 4 Euros, at most 5, but 6 never! 356 00:21:15,897 --> 00:21:19,775 - It's a tragedy! - The boy needs fun. A little humanity! 357 00:21:19,776 --> 00:21:21,902 - Come on! - Now I'll... 358 00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:24,739 ...show him fun! Relax. Nicolo! 359 00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:29,740 Pray for your children. 360 00:21:30,162 --> 00:21:35,162 Mother who can do all. 361 00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:40,171 And beg God's mercy! 362 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:44,049 - Mama, you wouldn't believe it. - Sweetie, listen to me. Tell... 363 00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:47,511 ...papa to take you to Piombino tomorrow. 364 00:21:47,512 --> 00:21:51,182 - Sokaina, what time? - Noon. Assad will be waiting. 365 00:21:51,183 --> 00:21:53,559 You hear that? Don't you worry. 366 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,187 - Tell him not to be late! - Okay. 367 00:21:56,188 --> 00:22:00,065 - Ciao darling, ciao. - Ciao. Goodnight. 368 00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:05,066 My poor boy! What did I do to deserve this? What did I do?! 369 00:22:05,447 --> 00:22:08,824 Nicolo! 370 00:22:08,825 --> 00:22:13,454 Nicolo! 371 00:22:13,455 --> 00:22:15,956 Oh! What are you doing? 372 00:22:15,957 --> 00:22:18,834 Ehm... I talked to mama. 373 00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,045 You tell her everything's fine? 374 00:22:21,046 --> 00:22:25,174 Tomorrow I have to go to Piombino. 375 00:22:25,175 --> 00:22:26,342 Piombino? What for? 376 00:22:26,343 --> 00:22:29,595 To leave on vacation with Sokaina. 377 00:22:29,596 --> 00:22:33,307 Papa takes you on vacation and you split?! 378 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:35,226 Don't treat me like an idiot! 379 00:22:35,227 --> 00:22:39,688 You leave with me, today we arrive and tomorrow you wanna leave? 380 00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:43,567 I studied all year for this vacation because I really cared. You... 381 00:22:43,568 --> 00:22:46,737 - ..instead, came to sell vacuum cleaners! - Calm down. 382 00:22:46,738 --> 00:22:51,492 Vacation?! I would've had more fun at home with friends. Tomorrow we're going! 383 00:22:51,493 --> 00:22:53,494 - Why? - 'Cause we're going! 384 00:22:53,495 --> 00:22:58,495 - Why? - 'Cause you've pissed me off! 385 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,836 Nicolo! 386 00:23:01,837 --> 00:23:06,837 Come here right now! Come on, over here! 387 00:23:07,092 --> 00:23:09,844 Repeat what you said! 388 00:23:09,845 --> 00:23:12,012 You're selling vacuum cleaners. 389 00:23:12,013 --> 00:23:13,889 No, what you said after. 390 00:23:13,890 --> 00:23:18,890 - Tomorrow we're... - What you said after that... 391 00:23:18,895 --> 00:23:23,895 - You've pissed me off! - So then you're normal! 392 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:26,402 Come here! 393 00:23:26,403 --> 00:23:29,029 I was gonna take you to a therapist. 394 00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:34,030 No bad words, never a bad word. I waited but never any bad words. 395 00:23:34,536 --> 00:23:38,873 Let's go to sleep now. Just relax, there's no need to worry. 396 00:23:38,874 --> 00:23:42,543 How many things I've missed, my boy! 397 00:23:42,544 --> 00:23:45,671 Sorry, but I choke up when... 398 00:23:45,672 --> 00:23:50,672 ...I think I missed the first time you said a bad word. 399 00:23:51,136 --> 00:23:55,431 - Go to sleep now. Are you all right? - Yes, but who are they? 400 00:23:55,432 --> 00:24:00,432 Who? Ah, that's a compilation... 401 00:24:01,688 --> 00:24:04,565 ..that Auntie makes every year... 402 00:24:04,566 --> 00:24:08,777 ...a sort of "Deathmania 2013", don't worry about it. 403 00:24:08,778 --> 00:24:13,778 - Hey, you're all cold! - Yeah. I feel a little cold. 404 00:24:14,075 --> 00:24:19,075 Wait here... Hold the light... now I'll teach her a lesson. 405 00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:28,460 The old bitch had one! 406 00:24:37,182 --> 00:24:42,182 This consumes a whole lot! 407 00:24:58,954 --> 00:25:02,623 Nicolo, let's go! Ciao Auntie. We're going. 408 00:25:02,624 --> 00:25:05,626 Not having breakfast? 409 00:25:05,627 --> 00:25:08,128 No, it'll cause heaviness. 410 00:25:08,129 --> 00:25:10,756 - Let's go. - Nicolo... 411 00:25:10,757 --> 00:25:15,757 ...come here. Auntie has a nice gift for you. 412 00:25:18,515 --> 00:25:22,226 See how Auntie, at heart... 413 00:25:22,227 --> 00:25:27,227 Never mind. Ciao. 414 00:25:30,527 --> 00:25:35,030 Weren't you the one who spoke of serenity 415 00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:39,785 In those moments of what now? 416 00:25:39,786 --> 00:25:43,914 Like you said, the higher the hill 417 00:25:43,915 --> 00:25:48,915 The more fun the ride down. 418 00:25:49,129 --> 00:25:54,129 What happened now papa? 419 00:25:57,804 --> 00:26:02,804 Don't you feel the buckets of sunshine on your skin? 420 00:26:07,939 --> 00:26:12,939 You can ride on my shoulders, pull hard on the suspenders. 421 00:26:16,698 --> 00:26:21,698 And we'll fly away from here! 422 00:26:26,082 --> 00:26:30,210 Papa, are you sad? 423 00:26:30,211 --> 00:26:32,921 Is papa the kind that gets discouraged? 424 00:26:32,922 --> 00:26:35,340 Let's go, come on! 425 00:26:35,341 --> 00:26:37,342 Remind those people... 426 00:26:37,343 --> 00:26:41,180 ...that we did a lot for them. Now it's their turn. Rub it in! 427 00:26:41,181 --> 00:26:46,181 Okay? Come here! 428 00:26:47,604 --> 00:26:52,604 Go now. 429 00:27:34,484 --> 00:27:37,653 How could you even dream of doing such a thing?! 430 00:27:37,654 --> 00:27:39,905 You were crying like a baby! 431 00:27:39,906 --> 00:27:42,366 Me? 432 00:27:42,367 --> 00:27:46,495 You don't know your father. You still don't know him. 433 00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:50,290 - Now there'll be a fight with mama. - Anyway you're separated. 434 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:53,752 Who told you that? We're not separated, me and your mother. 435 00:27:53,753 --> 00:27:56,755 - Pa, cut the bullshit! - Nicolo! 436 00:27:56,756 --> 00:28:00,134 ...bad words must be authorized by me! 437 00:28:00,135 --> 00:28:01,677 Your mother and I, yes... 438 00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:06,678 - ..we're going through a momen... - "Momentary downturn," I know. 439 00:28:08,309 --> 00:28:12,563 But we love each other. Trust me. We'll be together again... 440 00:28:12,564 --> 00:28:14,273 ...and next year... 441 00:28:14,274 --> 00:28:17,651 ...God willing, the stork will bring you a brother. Okay? 442 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:22,652 Stork? Papa, am I authorized to call you a dork? 443 00:28:22,907 --> 00:28:24,950 You're becoming a big man! 444 00:28:24,951 --> 00:28:28,078 You're becoming a big stinker! 445 00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:29,329 Papa, a zoo! 446 00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:34,330 There's a sign. Look, a zoo! 447 00:28:57,066 --> 00:29:00,110 Excuse me, boy. 448 00:29:00,111 --> 00:29:03,864 Do you know where the zoo is? 449 00:29:03,865 --> 00:29:06,617 Boy. 450 00:29:06,618 --> 00:29:08,702 Boy? 451 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:11,079 On! Boy! 452 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:16,080 Where's the zoo? Seeing there's a sign. 453 00:29:17,712 --> 00:29:20,255 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ZOO IS? 454 00:29:20,256 --> 00:29:23,217 - It's here. - That's the zoo? 455 00:29:23,218 --> 00:29:26,136 And your goldfish is the Genoa aquarium? 456 00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:29,640 Humility boy! What's your name? 457 00:29:29,641 --> 00:29:31,767 WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! 458 00:29:31,768 --> 00:29:33,352 Lorenzo. 459 00:29:33,353 --> 00:29:36,271 WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER? 460 00:29:36,272 --> 00:29:37,397 There. 461 00:29:37,398 --> 00:29:39,274 Zoe, selective mutism... 462 00:29:39,275 --> 00:29:42,361 ...in children is a transient disorder. 463 00:29:42,362 --> 00:29:45,530 But it's a year that Lorenzo hasn't spoken. 464 00:29:45,531 --> 00:29:50,531 We'll continue with the breathing exercises... hippotherapy... herbs. 465 00:29:50,662 --> 00:29:53,747 - And maybe some medications. - No, please no drugs! 466 00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,791 Mild remedies. 467 00:29:55,792 --> 00:29:59,169 - Good morning. - Good morning. 468 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:04,170 - I just spoke to Lorenzo. He told me. - Excuse me my son talked to you? 469 00:30:05,802 --> 00:30:08,887 - Yes, Lorenzo. - He told you his name? 470 00:30:08,888 --> 00:30:12,933 - It's a secret? - Where is he? 471 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:17,688 Over there with my son. Nicole! 472 00:30:17,689 --> 00:30:20,691 Nicolo! Nicolo! 473 00:30:20,692 --> 00:30:23,944 - I'm afraid of big dogs. - Mine's a Great Dane. 474 00:30:23,945 --> 00:30:28,945 Danes are huge, aren't they? But I heard they're friendly. 475 00:30:28,950 --> 00:30:32,202 - Do you play soccer? - Yes. 476 00:30:32,203 --> 00:30:35,580 Ever been to a zoo? You know how dolphins sleep? 477 00:30:35,581 --> 00:30:39,710 How? 478 00:30:39,711 --> 00:30:43,922 Two kids. 479 00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:46,216 Excuse me for insisting, but... 480 00:30:46,217 --> 00:30:49,344 ...describe the dynamics of your encounter with Lorenzo? 481 00:30:49,345 --> 00:30:52,681 Again? Okay, for the last time. 482 00:30:52,682 --> 00:30:54,933 I called him normally: "boy!" 483 00:30:54,934 --> 00:30:57,477 Nothing, he wouldn't answer. At that point... 484 00:30:57,478 --> 00:31:01,356 I raised my voice: "BOY!" 485 00:31:01,357 --> 00:31:06,236 And the boy began to... Excuse me, but who are you? 486 00:31:06,237 --> 00:31:09,823 I'm the psychologist tending to Lorenzo. 487 00:31:09,824 --> 00:31:12,868 He only needs an ear doctor... Earwax. 488 00:31:12,869 --> 00:31:14,119 Have him prescribe... 489 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,498 Ear picks and you've solved the problem, all right? 490 00:31:18,499 --> 00:31:20,876 I have to leave now... Nicolo! 491 00:31:20,877 --> 00:31:23,503 - Keep him here! - Where are you headed? 492 00:31:23,504 --> 00:31:26,506 - We're looking for a hotel. - You can stay here! 493 00:31:26,507 --> 00:31:30,093 - I can't accept. For free? - Yes. - I accept. 494 00:31:30,094 --> 00:31:35,094 - Zoe is the name of an art gallery? - Now I'm featuring this photographer. 495 00:31:35,141 --> 00:31:37,976 Very talented. 496 00:31:37,977 --> 00:31:41,021 That? How do you like it? It's an old model. 497 00:31:41,022 --> 00:31:45,525 - That's the oeuvre of a French artist. - Ah an oeuvre. 498 00:31:45,526 --> 00:31:48,737 The canvas represents Culture 499 00:31:48,738 --> 00:31:51,782 degraded by the presence of an element 500 00:31:51,783 --> 00:31:55,118 such as a vacuum cleaner, a typical objected portraying 501 00:31:55,119 --> 00:32:00,119 the wretchedness of man, his degradation and annihilation. 502 00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:05,792 A world you wouldn't want to know, but which sadly exists. 503 00:32:06,672 --> 00:32:08,673 - Is the artist alive? - Yes. 504 00:32:08,674 --> 00:32:10,801 - Let's hope he dies. - Why? 505 00:32:10,802 --> 00:32:15,802 Better if under a train, annihilated... offended. 506 00:32:18,017 --> 00:32:22,396 - This way. - Your mother's canary! 507 00:32:22,397 --> 00:32:26,691 Nuts, millet seed with wild asparagus. Delicious! 508 00:32:26,692 --> 00:32:29,903 Basmati with turmeric, which I adore! 509 00:32:29,904 --> 00:32:33,407 Soy bean sprouts with algae, amaranth with... 510 00:32:33,408 --> 00:32:36,576 ...pumpkin and sunflower seeds. Joy for the palate! 511 00:32:36,577 --> 00:32:39,955 Ehm... a slice of meat for the boy? 512 00:32:39,956 --> 00:32:42,666 We're vegan, sorry. 513 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:47,667 All right, no problem. I'll eat... what's this? Millet. 514 00:33:04,605 --> 00:33:07,691 Ciao mama, I'm having a blast! 515 00:33:07,692 --> 00:33:11,194 Ciao Daniela. We're here at hippotherapy with Zoe. 516 00:33:11,195 --> 00:33:13,488 The boy is doing fine. 517 00:33:13,489 --> 00:33:18,368 He made friends with Lorenzo Zoe's son, and other problem kids. 518 00:33:18,369 --> 00:33:23,369 What can I say? We're fine. My best to your colleagues. Optimism! 519 00:33:23,624 --> 00:33:26,251 Who is this Zoe? 520 00:33:26,252 --> 00:33:31,252 I'm a yoga enthusiast. 521 00:33:35,386 --> 00:33:37,888 - Your son's first time? - No, he was a... 522 00:33:37,889 --> 00:33:42,889 ...breather from early on. He was born that way. 523 00:33:43,269 --> 00:33:48,269 - Hello. - Hello. 524 00:33:52,111 --> 00:33:53,278 Let's go. 525 00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:56,907 I need to talk to the master. Go, I'll be right there. 526 00:33:56,908 --> 00:33:58,742 - G'morning - Exhi! 527 00:33:58,743 --> 00:34:01,161 - Oh sorry. - Exhi's my name. 528 00:34:01,162 --> 00:34:04,122 Ah for crying... 529 00:34:04,123 --> 00:34:07,167 Relax. 530 00:34:07,168 --> 00:34:09,920 - I was observing you. - I know. 531 00:34:09,921 --> 00:34:14,049 And you gave the impression of someone with many questions inside. 532 00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:16,801 - Yes. - But I think one question... 533 00:34:16,802 --> 00:34:19,137 ...is more important than the others. 534 00:34:19,138 --> 00:34:20,805 - Yes. - Ask it. 535 00:34:20,806 --> 00:34:23,266 How do you dust your carpets? 536 00:34:23,267 --> 00:34:26,520 Because I sell vacuum cleaners with special nozzles. 537 00:34:26,521 --> 00:34:31,521 Because we've got a 1139 Euro offer. Wanna buy it? 538 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:38,027 Need to meditate on it? 539 00:34:39,325 --> 00:34:42,452 - Where we going? - To a movie set. 540 00:34:42,453 --> 00:34:46,581 A movie set? Really? Professional or crappy make-believe? 541 00:34:46,582 --> 00:34:48,542 No, professional. 542 00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:50,710 - Nicolo! - Yes? 543 00:34:50,711 --> 00:34:53,213 - Ever been to a movie set? - No never. 544 00:34:53,214 --> 00:34:54,965 It's a real blast! 545 00:34:54,966 --> 00:34:58,426 Pull out this plug. 546 00:34:58,427 --> 00:35:02,097 I no longer wish to nourish this body. 547 00:35:02,098 --> 00:35:03,723 Feed me no longer... 548 00:35:03,724 --> 00:35:06,226 ...this daily bread of bitterness. 549 00:35:06,227 --> 00:35:11,227 - CUT!!! - Cut! Cut! 550 00:35:13,234 --> 00:35:15,694 - It's not right. - No, not right. 551 00:35:15,695 --> 00:35:19,864 To me she reeks of bourgeoisie. 552 00:35:19,865 --> 00:35:21,866 Hey, I smelled it too. 553 00:35:21,867 --> 00:35:25,370 I figured it was from outside. Fuck's sake, wash! 554 00:35:25,371 --> 00:35:27,247 And a girl no less! 555 00:35:27,248 --> 00:35:30,709 I've got it. Instead of a monologue a dialogue! 556 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:32,377 Yes, brilliant! 557 00:35:32,378 --> 00:35:35,880 With someone who urges her to go on living. 558 00:35:35,881 --> 00:35:38,258 - You' re a genius. - A genius! 559 00:35:38,259 --> 00:35:39,593 Just anyone, like... 560 00:35:39,594 --> 00:35:43,888 ...a prototype of the average Italian. Nondescript - Yes yes. 561 00:35:43,889 --> 00:35:48,889 Eh... those faces devoid of a certain... 562 00:35:54,358 --> 00:35:58,028 "Euthanasia Mon Amour" 85A, take one! 563 00:35:58,029 --> 00:36:00,530 Pull this plug! 564 00:36:00,531 --> 00:36:03,366 No, no, I will not unplug you. 565 00:36:03,367 --> 00:36:08,367 You can't decree your end. Nobody has that right. Life is an "inalenable"... 566 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:10,373 "inalienable" papa! 567 00:36:10,374 --> 00:36:13,543 Sorry... Life is an inalienable papa gift. 568 00:36:13,544 --> 00:36:15,670 No, no. I won't pull this... 569 00:36:15,671 --> 00:36:18,131 ...plug. Eat this bread! - CUT! 570 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,508 It needs to be simpler. 571 00:36:20,509 --> 00:36:24,638 As if you were in your town talking to a girlfriend, okay? 572 00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:26,431 Yo, eat yer sandwich! 573 00:36:26,432 --> 00:36:31,432 You're skin and bones. Look at you! A little fat is good for you! 574 00:36:32,188 --> 00:36:34,064 Eat! 575 00:36:34,065 --> 00:36:35,690 - My mother's style. - CUT! 576 00:36:35,691 --> 00:36:38,568 Just give her the bread and be mute, please! 577 00:36:38,569 --> 00:36:43,073 You yum-yum sandwich! Or you die! You skinny-skinny! 578 00:36:43,074 --> 00:36:47,661 - Skinny-skinny bad. Sandwich good-good. - CUT! CUT! 579 00:36:47,662 --> 00:36:49,829 CUT! 580 00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:53,833 - Thank you, it's a wrap. - if she's a dud... 581 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,960 Whaddya want from me? 582 00:36:55,961 --> 00:36:58,046 Just a second, Lorenzo. 583 00:36:58,047 --> 00:37:03,047 - A debacle, damn them! - Ludovico, wait! 584 00:37:13,479 --> 00:37:15,355 I don't know what got into him. 585 00:37:15,356 --> 00:37:18,858 - Zoe! Did something happen? - No, nothing. 586 00:37:18,859 --> 00:37:22,070 - Was it me? - No, it's not you. 587 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:25,115 No, 'cause normally I act. But let's say that... 588 00:37:25,116 --> 00:37:30,116 - This director Ludovico, is a bit... - He's an asshole! 589 00:37:30,830 --> 00:37:33,581 Come on, don't talk like that in front of the children. 590 00:37:33,582 --> 00:37:38,582 He's a dumb-ass, that's what, a bit of a dumb-ass. 591 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,843 No, on set I didn't realize that he was Lorenzo's father... 592 00:37:44,844 --> 00:37:46,511 ...the director. 593 00:37:46,512 --> 00:37:48,096 I'm afraid I said things that... 594 00:37:48,097 --> 00:37:52,976 He promised to spend time with him. Instead, he's stuck on the film. 595 00:37:52,977 --> 00:37:57,021 You told me this at eleven, now it's one. Time to go to bed. 596 00:37:57,022 --> 00:38:02,022 He doesn't understand how his behavior is hurting Lorenzo. 597 00:38:03,154 --> 00:38:04,404 You already said that too. 598 00:38:04,405 --> 00:38:08,158 - He's a totally nonaffective person. - Nonaffective. 599 00:38:08,159 --> 00:38:11,286 - Incapable of feeling sentiment. - Sentiment. 600 00:38:11,287 --> 00:38:16,166 - He sacrificed interaction with his son - sacrificed... interaction... son... 601 00:38:16,167 --> 00:38:20,170 - And that's the cause of Lorenzo's mutism. - ...cause... Lorenzo's mutism. 602 00:38:20,171 --> 00:38:24,674 I know... it's better now... 603 00:38:24,675 --> 00:38:28,553 I lost ten years of my life with him. 604 00:38:28,554 --> 00:38:32,682 No... my boy... it's not what... 605 00:38:32,683 --> 00:38:34,517 Dummy! 606 00:38:34,518 --> 00:38:39,439 There's nothing... silly... wait Zoe! 607 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:44,440 My son saw us from the window and it looks like... Know what I mean? 608 00:38:48,032 --> 00:38:53,032 Zoe... I'm asking you please... Come on! 609 00:39:01,921 --> 00:39:04,589 Checco, can we go swimming? 610 00:39:04,590 --> 00:39:05,715 You're nuts! 611 00:39:05,716 --> 00:39:07,300 It's fantastic! 612 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:11,095 Lorenzo... it's 4 in the morning, go to sleep, please. 613 00:39:11,096 --> 00:39:14,098 Then can we hunt fireflies? 614 00:39:14,099 --> 00:39:18,603 Last year, one night there were tons of them. 615 00:39:18,604 --> 00:39:22,482 - You gotta tell jokes now? Come on! - Her name is Cecilia... 616 00:39:22,483 --> 00:39:25,860 - Photonic ray. Galactic eyes - You're a cruel bastard too! 617 00:39:25,861 --> 00:39:28,112 Galactic number 96. Lepioscura... 618 00:39:28,113 --> 00:39:29,489 Listen to me! 619 00:39:29,490 --> 00:39:33,493 Do you know your papa is a completely nonaffective person... 620 00:39:33,494 --> 00:39:37,330 ...who abandoned every form of interplay with you? That's right. 621 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:40,250 Only caring about his ego. 622 00:39:40,251 --> 00:39:44,337 Ohhh... Did you get hit by selective mutism? 623 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:47,632 Good, now go to sleep. Move it, back to bed, go! 624 00:39:47,633 --> 00:39:50,468 Tomorrow I'll unblock you. 625 00:39:50,469 --> 00:39:55,469 Switch off the light with mutism. 626 00:39:58,018 --> 00:40:01,521 Damn it... Yesterday Lorenzo was doing so well! 627 00:40:01,522 --> 00:40:03,523 Can't they go to your mother's? 628 00:40:03,524 --> 00:40:06,109 I asked, but Checco has to leave. 629 00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:11,110 He said he's got a workshop with Americans. He's a businessman. 630 00:40:11,407 --> 00:40:13,283 What a pity! 631 00:40:13,284 --> 00:40:15,118 Zalone, what's up? 632 00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:19,163 You were in Molise and you didn't close one fucking deal?! 633 00:40:19,164 --> 00:40:21,624 Sir, you don't need to worry. 634 00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:25,169 Right! You're the one who needs to worry! 635 00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:27,672 Goodbye. 636 00:40:27,673 --> 00:40:31,551 - Why can't we go with them? - Nicolo, I told you why. 637 00:40:31,552 --> 00:40:33,928 You saw how they are. 638 00:40:33,929 --> 00:40:37,307 Floor beds, energy flows, hippotherapy... 639 00:40:37,308 --> 00:40:42,186 ...breathing... They're Communists, Nicolo! 640 00:40:42,187 --> 00:40:45,148 My teacher taught me not to discriminate... 641 00:40:45,149 --> 00:40:50,149 for political reasons, or ethnic reasons or reasons of sexual orientation. 642 00:40:50,321 --> 00:40:53,031 - Shut your trap! - You're narrow-minded! 643 00:40:53,032 --> 00:40:58,032 What if one day I confess that I'm... 644 00:40:59,788 --> 00:41:03,207 - What? - No, never mind. 645 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:05,043 I got enough troubles... 646 00:41:05,044 --> 00:41:08,212 What were you saying? What if you confess you're...? 647 00:41:08,213 --> 00:41:09,339 It was hypothetical. 648 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:14,052 If we talk now, we can still do something, there's still time. 649 00:41:14,053 --> 00:41:17,347 Come on... What if you confess that you're...? 650 00:41:17,348 --> 00:41:21,809 - Homosexual. - Aah! 651 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:23,478 I thought Communist. 652 00:41:23,479 --> 00:41:28,441 Go take a hike! You scared me! 653 00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:32,236 - We're going with you! - Really? Hurray! 654 00:41:32,237 --> 00:41:35,239 The human-sexuals are people top to bottom. 655 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:40,240 Just like us, us normal folks. 656 00:41:40,496 --> 00:41:45,124 They laugh, they cry, they clap their hands. 657 00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:50,125 Even if they're a bit partial to ass. 658 00:41:50,464 --> 00:41:54,217 Pa, just put on jeans and a T-shirt and let's go! 659 00:41:54,218 --> 00:41:58,388 No, my son. We have to live like them and dress like them. 660 00:41:58,389 --> 00:41:59,764 To understand... 661 00:41:59,765 --> 00:42:04,765 ...how that ideology burns on the skin. 662 00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:10,479 Excuse me, do you also have Che Guevara bags? 663 00:42:32,172 --> 00:42:35,299 - Good morning everybody! - Welcome back, Lorenzo. 664 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:39,554 Manuela, look after their needs. 665 00:42:39,555 --> 00:42:42,557 Thank you. 666 00:42:42,558 --> 00:42:44,183 This way, please. Good morning. 667 00:42:44,184 --> 00:42:46,310 Chardonnay, Chardonnay. 668 00:42:46,311 --> 00:42:48,271 This is your Alessian style suite. 669 00:42:48,272 --> 00:42:52,650 Here's the reading area. We've prepared a welcome cocktail. 670 00:42:52,651 --> 00:42:55,695 This is the piano Chopin played before his death. 671 00:42:55,696 --> 00:43:00,696 Kindly follow me. 672 00:43:04,413 --> 00:43:09,083 This is the Marco Polo room, frescoed by Domenico Piola. 673 00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:13,838 A precious table from the 1700's, decorated with lapis lazuli and albumen. 674 00:43:13,839 --> 00:43:17,925 The Oriental style bed was a gift from Prince Scotto. 675 00:43:17,926 --> 00:43:19,594 Guests here have ranged... 676 00:43:19,595 --> 00:43:22,096 ...from Queen Margherita to Hegel. 677 00:43:22,097 --> 00:43:25,349 - Hegel on this bed? - You're an admirer? 678 00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:30,350 Eva Hegel, seen all her films! Hope you changed the sheets though. 679 00:43:31,607 --> 00:43:33,608 Ah, I almost forgot. 680 00:43:33,609 --> 00:43:36,486 There's private temperature control. 681 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:39,197 But there's a slight problem with the ionizer. 682 00:43:39,198 --> 00:43:41,991 Eh, hell no! And she saves it for last! 683 00:43:41,992 --> 00:43:45,244 A "slight problem!" Let's go... or do we stay anyway? 684 00:43:45,245 --> 00:43:46,954 Yeah, okay. 685 00:43:46,955 --> 00:43:50,333 Humility. I like it. Humility. 686 00:43:50,334 --> 00:43:55,334 You have nine Euros change? 687 00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:59,592 I'll leave it on the lapis lazuli... tomorrow. 688 00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:02,970 Come here my boy! 689 00:44:02,971 --> 00:44:05,848 Tell mama how much fun! 690 00:44:05,849 --> 00:44:08,267 - Ciao mama! - Ciao Daniela. 691 00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:13,268 - Ciao! - Ciao Daniela! 692 00:44:38,298 --> 00:44:43,298 Philip, Pino, bring me a cocktail, please! 693 00:44:46,431 --> 00:44:51,431 Careful my boy. Careful! 694 00:44:55,816 --> 00:45:00,278 He's doing much better Lorenzo, eh? 695 00:45:00,279 --> 00:45:03,656 - Juliette - Look here! 696 00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:06,826 Vittorio is here. 697 00:45:06,827 --> 00:45:10,204 There'd be some papers to sign. 698 00:45:10,205 --> 00:45:15,205 Zoe, please come. 699 00:45:16,837 --> 00:45:20,089 Again? 700 00:45:20,090 --> 00:45:22,717 This stuff again? 701 00:45:22,718 --> 00:45:27,718 - This "stuff" is a great opportunity for our companies. - Our companies. 702 00:45:29,975 --> 00:45:34,103 After my father died our firms stopped... 703 00:45:34,104 --> 00:45:36,480 ...producing goods made with care. 704 00:45:36,481 --> 00:45:38,357 Now it's all... 705 00:45:38,358 --> 00:45:42,111 ...just stock market and financial activities. 706 00:45:42,112 --> 00:45:45,948 Sorry my dearest, but after your father died... 707 00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:49,118 ...you own 33% of the company shares, yet you... 708 00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:51,245 ...never showed any interest. 709 00:45:51,246 --> 00:45:52,705 What do you expect now? 710 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:57,084 To give Vittorio lessons in finance management? 711 00:45:57,085 --> 00:45:59,879 G'morning, how do you do? Zalone. 712 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,881 - Zoe's mama? - Yes. 713 00:46:01,882 --> 00:46:05,968 Incredible. Your old age is truly youthful, my compliments. 714 00:46:05,969 --> 00:46:07,511 The accountant? 715 00:46:07,512 --> 00:46:11,641 - Yes, in a way. - Who are you? 716 00:46:11,642 --> 00:46:15,353 I'm Juliette's companion and the managing director of their companies. 717 00:46:15,354 --> 00:46:17,980 Ah, in fact I heard you talk about finance. 718 00:46:17,981 --> 00:46:19,982 I can offer my expertise... 719 00:46:19,983 --> 00:46:23,361 What outfit were you discussing, Zoe? 720 00:46:23,362 --> 00:46:27,740 - I doubt you know it. - Which? Which? 721 00:46:27,741 --> 00:46:30,868 Fido-Fly, headquartered in Milan? 722 00:46:30,869 --> 00:46:34,872 Represented by the Law Firm Zanoni located in Brugherio? 723 00:46:34,873 --> 00:46:37,625 - Yes. - How are you involved? 724 00:46:37,626 --> 00:46:40,044 We're buying them out. 725 00:46:40,045 --> 00:46:43,297 You want to buy out Fido-Fly? 726 00:46:43,298 --> 00:46:46,300 Holy! No! Really? You're joking? 727 00:46:46,301 --> 00:46:48,678 - No. - Fido-Fly's in deep shit! 728 00:46:48,679 --> 00:46:51,555 Fido-Fly's going belly-up in a couple of weeks. 729 00:46:51,556 --> 00:46:53,641 I'll explain Fido-Fly: 730 00:46:53,642 --> 00:46:58,642 It's a company that lends money to riffraff. 731 00:46:58,689 --> 00:47:02,441 Loans galore! People take advantage of their "TAEG." Know what TAEG is? 732 00:47:02,442 --> 00:47:03,317 It's... 733 00:47:03,318 --> 00:47:05,444 Annual percentage rate of change. 734 00:47:05,445 --> 00:47:07,196 Good boy! So what happens? 735 00:47:07,197 --> 00:47:08,572 The people taking... 736 00:47:08,573 --> 00:47:11,075 ...their money are... Hey, listen up! 737 00:47:11,076 --> 00:47:13,536 The borrowers are beggars... 738 00:47:13,537 --> 00:47:17,707 ...with no collateral, strapped with installments they'll never pay. 739 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:21,085 These Fido-Fly people figure that those beggars... 740 00:47:21,086 --> 00:47:22,837 ...with no pay checks... 741 00:47:22,838 --> 00:47:25,298 ...will cough up the money! 742 00:47:25,299 --> 00:47:28,968 Hopeless dumbasses, signora. My advice is... 743 00:47:28,969 --> 00:47:31,470 ...to forget this buy-out. 744 00:47:31,471 --> 00:47:33,222 Signora, I already like you. 745 00:47:33,223 --> 00:47:34,598 Cross my heart. 746 00:47:34,599 --> 00:47:39,599 Forget Fido-Fly. Enjoy your old age. See you tonight, good people! 747 00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:43,107 This individual will attend the gala? 748 00:47:43,108 --> 00:47:48,108 Who? My new companion? Yes. 749 00:47:52,868 --> 00:47:57,868 Fido-Fly here. You're late on 48 installments. When are you settling? 750 00:47:58,123 --> 00:48:02,501 Not now, I'm too young to settle Relax and fuck off. 751 00:48:02,502 --> 00:48:07,502 Tortello in pistachio sauce. 752 00:48:07,507 --> 00:48:09,467 It's ready. Strain it! 753 00:48:09,468 --> 00:48:11,344 If your father... 754 00:48:11,345 --> 00:48:13,220 If father could speak... 755 00:48:13,221 --> 00:48:15,014 - ..he'd speak volumes. - Who can't speak? 756 00:48:15,015 --> 00:48:16,474 My grandpa Riccardo. 757 00:48:16,475 --> 00:48:18,976 - He'd say you're irresponsible. - Where is he? 758 00:48:18,977 --> 00:48:21,354 In heaven. Two years ago. 759 00:48:21,355 --> 00:48:24,482 - He wouldn't approve your sentiments. - If your father could speak... 760 00:48:24,483 --> 00:48:28,110 - ..he'd tell me to live my life - Wait, wait. 761 00:48:28,111 --> 00:48:29,737 He'd say you squandered... 762 00:48:29,738 --> 00:48:33,991 RICCARDO! Would you talk?! Dumbass! 763 00:48:33,992 --> 00:48:38,992 Your grandson's mutism is your fault! 764 00:48:50,675 --> 00:48:54,136 Vittorio, why did you drop Fido-Fly? 765 00:48:54,137 --> 00:48:56,806 The daughter withdrew her proxy. 766 00:48:56,807 --> 00:48:58,808 The spoiled brat. 767 00:48:58,809 --> 00:49:03,437 No, it's not that. Now she's put her trust in a new companion. 768 00:49:03,438 --> 00:49:08,438 Ah yeah? Who is he? 769 00:49:08,944 --> 00:49:11,445 Idiot. What's with the clothes? 770 00:49:11,446 --> 00:49:16,446 No. Heads up... He knows the score, okay? 771 00:49:24,584 --> 00:49:26,419 Come. 772 00:49:26,420 --> 00:49:29,797 Checco, meet Pier Giorgio, a dear friend of my father. 773 00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:31,715 - A pleasure. - Bollini, hello. 774 00:49:31,716 --> 00:49:33,717 - Zalone. - Hermes, my wife. 775 00:49:33,718 --> 00:49:35,219 - How do you do? - Hermes. 776 00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:39,473 She's my daughter, Olga. 777 00:49:39,474 --> 00:49:41,684 - Excuse me, isn't she...? - No. 778 00:49:41,685 --> 00:49:45,479 - And she is... - Wait, wait! The grandmother! 779 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:50,480 - See you later. Let's mingle. - Wait, let me talk... don't be rude! 780 00:49:51,236 --> 00:49:56,236 In this African village, the children live in a desperate state. 781 00:49:57,242 --> 00:50:01,120 They have no water, no food. 782 00:50:01,121 --> 00:50:03,956 As you can see, the houses are decrepit. 783 00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:07,376 So you can imagine the health conditions. 784 00:50:07,377 --> 00:50:12,089 - Nicolo - They have no vaccines. And that's why... 785 00:50:12,090 --> 00:50:14,592 ...thanks to the help of Father Faberge... 786 00:50:14,593 --> 00:50:19,593 ...we've decided to adopt this village! 787 00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:24,643 I'd like to ask my daughter Zoe, and my grandson Lorenzo... 788 00:50:24,644 --> 00:50:29,398 ...to come on stage with the envelope... 789 00:50:29,399 --> 00:50:32,401 ...proceeds of your offers. 790 00:50:32,402 --> 00:50:35,404 Good evening, thank you. 791 00:50:35,405 --> 00:50:36,906 Ehh, Giulietta... 792 00:50:36,907 --> 00:50:40,409 ...the images were certainly shocking. 793 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:44,997 I dunno about you, but I got a lump in my throat. 794 00:50:44,998 --> 00:50:49,998 Excuse me, could I have some Champagne please? 795 00:50:50,045 --> 00:50:53,255 - May we know... - Vintage 2008? 796 00:50:53,256 --> 00:50:58,256 - May we know the amount, please? - Yes, wait, right away. 797 00:51:01,806 --> 00:51:06,806 Excuse me, but I'm moved because this check... 798 00:51:07,437 --> 00:51:09,939 ...isn't postdated! 799 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:12,900 - Hey look... have you ever seen one? - No, never. 800 00:51:12,901 --> 00:51:15,444 Your goodness is incredible! 801 00:51:15,445 --> 00:51:16,779 The amount please! 802 00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:19,949 43,000 Euros! 803 00:51:19,950 --> 00:51:24,078 - 43,000 Euros. - And indeed with 43,000 Euros... 804 00:51:24,079 --> 00:51:28,457 ...we can buy many things for the village. - Many, many... 805 00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,668 ...many vacuum cleaners! 806 00:51:30,669 --> 00:51:33,921 Friends, hands are useless against African mites. 807 00:51:33,922 --> 00:51:36,340 Maybe we can buy other things... 808 00:51:36,341 --> 00:51:40,094 ...seeing how the power station is six miles away. 809 00:51:40,095 --> 00:51:44,056 Extension cords! Friends, with extension cords... 810 00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:47,977 Hey, Father Faberge, with an extension cord you're OKAY! 811 00:51:47,978 --> 00:51:50,104 On with the gala! 812 00:51:50,105 --> 00:51:54,733 MUSIC! 813 00:51:54,734 --> 00:51:58,195 They're stealing our rights! 814 00:51:58,196 --> 00:52:02,866 Our dignity! But we'll fight to the death... 815 00:52:02,867 --> 00:52:04,743 ...to claim our rights! 816 00:52:04,744 --> 00:52:07,204 That's why today we're here... 817 00:52:07,205 --> 00:52:10,457 ...instead of being with our children... 818 00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:14,336 ...on a vacation they'd deserve as well. 819 00:52:14,337 --> 00:52:17,506 - Ciao Daniela! - Mama, it's beautiful here! 820 00:52:17,507 --> 00:52:22,507 - Regards to your colleagues! - Ciao! 821 00:52:56,296 --> 00:52:59,798 Not very classy, but lots of fun. 822 00:52:59,799 --> 00:53:03,510 Juliette, is this Checco Zoe's companion? 823 00:53:03,511 --> 00:53:05,679 No, he's just a friend. 824 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,142 Are you sure? 825 00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:13,771 Son, you see, today we're here... 826 00:53:13,772 --> 00:53:17,441 ...among these people, in this luxury, aboard this yacht... 827 00:53:17,442 --> 00:53:20,653 ...and we feel good, but careful my boy! 828 00:53:20,654 --> 00:53:23,530 You mustn't think this is happiness. 829 00:53:23,531 --> 00:53:27,076 - That's wise, Pa. - 'Cause look over there, Nicole! 830 00:53:27,077 --> 00:53:29,536 THAT'S happiness! With a helicopter! 831 00:53:29,537 --> 00:53:31,080 - Cool off! - Not this tub! 832 00:53:31,081 --> 00:53:33,290 - That's our goal! - Calm down! 833 00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:37,544 - Together we'll tower over these people! - Keep calm... 834 00:53:37,545 --> 00:53:39,672 And PUH! Sorry, sweetie! 835 00:53:39,673 --> 00:53:44,673 Because for me and you, son, the sky's the limit, Nicolo! 836 00:54:04,197 --> 00:54:07,449 Mr. Manieri, thank you for joining us. 837 00:54:07,450 --> 00:54:10,369 Indulge our curiosity: are you here on vacation? 838 00:54:10,370 --> 00:54:11,829 Vacation? What's that? 839 00:54:11,830 --> 00:54:16,625 - He's hot tonight - There are rumors that... 840 00:54:16,626 --> 00:54:19,378 ...you'll be President of the Manufacturers Group. 841 00:54:19,379 --> 00:54:24,379 Highly unlikely. Juliette would throw me out. Wouldn't you? 842 00:54:24,384 --> 00:54:26,844 It's working, he's got them! 843 00:54:26,845 --> 00:54:31,265 - One question? - Without a lawyer? 844 00:54:31,266 --> 00:54:34,101 Juliette, he's going really... 845 00:54:34,102 --> 00:54:37,730 I am absolutely in favor of... 846 00:54:37,731 --> 00:54:40,524 ...Europe and the rules that... 847 00:54:40,525 --> 00:54:43,652 ...our European partners have codified. 848 00:54:43,653 --> 00:54:48,653 Keep your lousy Europe with its murderous HACCP! 849 00:54:48,783 --> 00:54:51,660 - Hear hear! Damned right! - Quiet! 850 00:54:51,661 --> 00:54:55,372 I think women on the work force... 851 00:54:55,373 --> 00:55:00,373 Tell us about the costs of female workers on maternity leave! 852 00:55:02,172 --> 00:55:03,797 This guy's out of his mind. 853 00:55:03,798 --> 00:55:06,133 Mr. Manieri, I see someone who's upset. 854 00:55:06,134 --> 00:55:09,553 Bring him a microphone please. 855 00:55:09,554 --> 00:55:11,930 - Good evening. - Care to ask a question? 856 00:55:11,931 --> 00:55:14,266 I'm offering answers, dear Kojak! 857 00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:15,768 Tonight I haven't felt... 858 00:55:15,769 --> 00:55:19,062 ...any VAT numbers throbbing in our hearts. 859 00:55:19,063 --> 00:55:21,523 It needs to be said. 860 00:55:21,524 --> 00:55:25,444 Vittorio, you're not ready to represent us. 861 00:55:25,445 --> 00:55:30,445 Vittorio, you say "Europe," but you don't mention HACCP! 862 00:55:31,451 --> 00:55:35,329 It's... eh... 863 00:55:35,330 --> 00:55:39,208 "Hazard Analysis Critical Control Points". Come on! 864 00:55:39,209 --> 00:55:41,668 Good boy. And what does it mean? 865 00:55:41,669 --> 00:55:43,712 If I produce a mozzarella... 866 00:55:43,713 --> 00:55:47,966 ...I gotta write on the cover wrap its expiry date... 867 00:55:47,967 --> 00:55:49,343 ...that it was made by... 868 00:55:49,344 --> 00:55:51,929 ...a certain cow living in a certain country... 869 00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:56,930 ...that the milk was in a refrigerated cell at a certain temperature... 870 00:55:57,101 --> 00:56:00,854 ...sterilized in accordance with EU rules... 871 00:56:00,855 --> 00:56:03,232 Eat the mozzarella! Fuck's sake! 872 00:56:03,233 --> 00:56:07,611 Thank you. 873 00:56:07,612 --> 00:56:10,614 Vittorio, you talk about female labor. 874 00:56:10,615 --> 00:56:13,700 But when I the businessman hire... 875 00:56:13,701 --> 00:56:18,701 ...a woman who gets pregnant, I have to pay family allowance. 876 00:56:20,124 --> 00:56:24,753 I gotta substitute her. I gotta train and pay her substitute. 877 00:56:24,754 --> 00:56:29,716 I gotta rehire and retrain her, 'cause meantime she forgot everything. 878 00:56:29,717 --> 00:56:31,510 So you know what I say? 879 00:56:31,511 --> 00:56:36,348 Working girl, you wanna get pregnant? Then I'll bang you! Me your employer! 880 00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,392 Thank you big-belly country! 881 00:56:38,393 --> 00:56:43,230 Like this we'll save the country! That's the truth! 882 00:56:43,231 --> 00:56:48,231 Thank you! Autographs later. 883 00:56:50,029 --> 00:56:52,030 Will we be enjoying the company... 884 00:56:52,031 --> 00:56:54,783 ...of your businessman much longer? 885 00:56:54,784 --> 00:56:59,784 - We're yours every single moment! - Send him away! 886 00:57:00,290 --> 00:57:02,541 - Yeah papa! - Go Checco! 887 00:57:02,542 --> 00:57:03,667 No, forget it! 888 00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:06,253 - Make friends with him. - No! 889 00:57:06,254 --> 00:57:09,131 You're a natural. Make friends, hang out together. 890 00:57:09,132 --> 00:57:13,010 Play golf, drink champagne. Operation congeniality. Sometimes a smile... 891 00:57:13,011 --> 00:57:18,011 ...goes a long way. C'mon, smile! That's it excellent! 892 00:57:18,433 --> 00:57:23,433 You work on him and I work on Zoe. 893 00:57:26,941 --> 00:57:29,192 - The stakes? - Your choice. 894 00:57:29,193 --> 00:57:30,819 - Champagne! - Champagne! 895 00:57:30,820 --> 00:57:32,779 - Five cases! - Nooo! 896 00:57:32,780 --> 00:57:35,574 No, no, Vittorio. Ten cases! 897 00:57:35,575 --> 00:57:39,202 Ten, good! I like to play big. 898 00:57:39,203 --> 00:57:42,414 - Of course! It's the only way! - Papa... 899 00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:46,585 ...you don't have enough for even one bottle! 900 00:57:46,586 --> 00:57:51,586 My son, so many things you need to learn about economics! 901 00:57:52,342 --> 00:57:54,593 You see, banks... 902 00:57:54,594 --> 00:57:57,846 ...when you have a piddling debt, they hound you. 903 00:57:57,847 --> 00:58:01,934 For big debts instead, they help you. Understand? 904 00:58:01,935 --> 00:58:04,853 We'll dig huge financial holes together. Let's go. 905 00:58:04,854 --> 00:58:06,438 Twenty cases, Vittorio! 906 00:58:06,439 --> 00:58:09,232 Zoe, with all due respect, this... 907 00:58:09,233 --> 00:58:12,611 ...Checco doesn't seem to be such an expert. 908 00:58:12,612 --> 00:58:16,740 Ah no? Look at this. 909 00:58:16,741 --> 00:58:19,117 FIDO-FLY GOES BANKRUPT 910 00:58:19,118 --> 00:58:22,120 All the dirt on Fido-Fly... 911 00:58:22,121 --> 00:58:26,500 - ..how did you know about it? - Eh... I knew, I knew. 912 00:58:26,501 --> 00:58:31,501 - What's your expertise? - Me? The cleaning sector. 913 00:58:36,219 --> 00:58:41,219 I knew you were a Class A sonovabitch! 914 00:58:42,016 --> 00:58:44,643 Could you also "clean" for our companies? 915 00:58:44,644 --> 00:58:47,104 - I clean everywhere, Vittorio. - Discreetly. 916 00:58:47,105 --> 00:58:51,358 I never talk about other people's dirt, Vittorio. 917 00:58:51,359 --> 00:58:56,359 - Then I guess we can work together. - You've got lots of dust? 918 00:58:59,867 --> 00:59:03,620 SupePPaPa! 919 00:59:03,621 --> 00:59:07,374 SupePPaPa! 920 00:59:07,375 --> 00:59:12,375 SupePPaPa! 921 00:59:13,047 --> 00:59:18,047 He's in the poo but he'll pull through! 922 00:59:18,428 --> 00:59:22,514 SupePPaPa! 923 00:59:22,515 --> 00:59:26,685 SupePPaPa! 924 00:59:26,686 --> 00:59:31,648 Okay then... I'm already tasting the bubbles. 925 00:59:31,649 --> 00:59:36,649 I dunno, but I didn't imagine you were such a good shot. 926 00:59:37,822 --> 00:59:40,323 If I sink this one... 927 00:59:40,324 --> 00:59:45,324 - ..l win - Go for it. 928 01:00:00,470 --> 01:00:03,055 ' Yes! ' No! 929 01:00:03,056 --> 01:00:04,973 No eh!! You don't... 930 01:00:04,974 --> 01:00:08,852 ...cheer mistakes. It's not sportsmanlike! 931 01:00:08,853 --> 01:00:10,729 Checco, he's just a boy. 932 01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:13,732 He has to learn it's done like this! 933 01:00:13,733 --> 01:00:18,733 More contained, more elegant. Okay, now it's my turn. 934 01:00:23,993 --> 01:00:28,993 Go papa, 90 Papa-- 935 01:00:51,354 --> 01:00:52,854 Yes!!! Hurray! 936 01:00:52,855 --> 01:00:54,523 Yes! ! 937 01:00:54,524 --> 01:00:56,233 You're the champion! 938 01:00:56,234 --> 01:00:58,110 You see your Papa? 939 01:00:58,111 --> 01:01:00,904 The best! Yayyyy! 940 01:01:00,905 --> 01:01:04,908 This time you won, but in any case... 941 01:01:04,909 --> 01:01:09,909 ...from now on we're a team, right? 942 01:01:11,290 --> 01:01:15,544 At your disposal, Vittorio. 943 01:01:15,545 --> 01:01:18,421 - See how papa plays golf? - Really well! 944 01:01:18,422 --> 01:01:20,549 - Let's go boys - Where you going? 945 01:01:20,550 --> 01:01:23,176 - We'll change our clothes and go. - Where? 946 01:01:23,177 --> 01:01:25,387 - It's a secret. - A secret?! 947 01:01:25,388 --> 01:01:30,388 - I can't come? - No. See you tonight. 948 01:01:33,688 --> 01:01:38,688 - I know that you and Vittorio talked. - It's all settled. 949 01:01:38,943 --> 01:01:43,943 Can we trust you? 950 01:01:46,576 --> 01:01:51,576 I said yes, guys. So relax. 951 01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:54,791 Eh, speak of the... 952 01:01:54,792 --> 01:01:56,459 Mr. Surace, g'morning. 953 01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:59,838 Well, the contracts? 954 01:01:59,839 --> 01:02:02,716 Zalone? Zalone! 955 01:02:02,717 --> 01:02:04,926 Hello... Can you hear me? 956 01:02:04,927 --> 01:02:07,846 What the hell is that fool cooking? 957 01:02:07,847 --> 01:02:09,723 Fuck! The battery's shot. 958 01:02:09,724 --> 01:02:14,724 - Take mine. - Thanks, Vittorio. Just a sec, guys. 959 01:02:15,062 --> 01:02:18,481 Hello Mr. Surace, it's Checco. 960 01:02:18,482 --> 01:02:20,192 Good going, Vittorio. 961 01:02:20,193 --> 01:02:24,362 Relax, Surace. I'm in the middle of a huge deal. 962 01:02:24,363 --> 01:02:29,363 Let me explain: I'm here with Pier Giorgio Bellini and Vittorio Manieri... 963 01:02:29,493 --> 01:02:33,580 ...who are both bigshots. We're talking major business. 964 01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:35,749 They have companies... 965 01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:37,709 ..in the Cayman Islands... 966 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:40,253 ...which practically speaking... 967 01:02:40,254 --> 01:02:42,631 ...fill Chinese boxes with dirty money. 968 01:02:42,632 --> 01:02:46,843 So you can imagine all the dust. But they wanna clean 'em... 969 01:02:46,844 --> 01:02:48,887 ...so they called me. 970 01:02:48,888 --> 01:02:53,888 Except they wanna clean 'em there and bring 'em to Italy already cleaned. 971 01:02:54,143 --> 01:02:56,019 But when I heard talk... 972 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:59,648 ...of the Cayman Islands, well, I had a sudden doubt. 973 01:02:59,649 --> 01:03:02,025 Eh. 974 01:03:02,026 --> 01:03:06,655 Do they use a 3-prong plug? 'Cause without a 3-prong it's useless. 975 01:03:06,656 --> 01:03:08,657 I told you to offer Schuko! 976 01:03:08,658 --> 01:03:13,658 Zalone, just one thing: if by tomorrow I don't see a contract you're fired! 977 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,918 So guys, this contract? What's the story? 978 01:03:19,919 --> 01:03:24,172 - Come and meet our friends. - Friends? Let's go. 979 01:03:24,173 --> 01:03:27,175 - Update the file? - Yes. 980 01:03:27,176 --> 01:03:31,263 Girls, I tried my best, but that was their counter offer. 981 01:03:31,264 --> 01:03:35,517 He's in financial straits? What a joke! He's gotta give us... 982 01:03:35,518 --> 01:03:38,186 ...our full due to the last penny! 983 01:03:38,187 --> 01:03:40,021 Otherwise no agreement! 984 01:03:40,022 --> 01:03:43,149 Portofino has always been a tourist haven. 985 01:03:43,150 --> 01:03:46,403 Look who's there! Look where the boss is! 986 01:03:46,404 --> 01:03:49,155 That's financial straights? That?! 987 01:03:49,156 --> 01:03:52,826 - Vittorio, good afternoon. - Thank you, good afternoon. 988 01:03:52,827 --> 01:03:56,788 - Always so dapper! - Happily on vacation, look! 989 01:03:56,789 --> 01:03:58,790 - I dress Italian. - Pay us, dimwit! 990 01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:02,085 I have faith in Italian products because“. 991 01:04:02,086 --> 01:04:05,088 ...I know they contain love, care and craftsmanship. 992 01:04:05,089 --> 01:04:07,048 How nice to be free... 993 01:04:07,049 --> 01:04:10,093 ...to sail the sea and sip wine with friends. 994 01:04:10,094 --> 01:04:12,679 - I see one here. - Hello everybody! 995 01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,974 - Ask a question! - Yes, what's better on a yacht... 996 01:04:15,975 --> 01:04:18,184 ...bubbly or dry? 997 01:04:18,185 --> 01:04:21,354 Well, let's say that with bubbly there's a party. 998 01:04:21,355 --> 01:04:23,481 It's instant cheer. Fun. 999 01:04:23,482 --> 01:04:27,861 Dry is an "evergreen", let's say a classic. 1000 01:04:27,862 --> 01:04:30,989 But if you ask me, Miss, dry or bubbly, so what? 1001 01:04:30,990 --> 01:04:34,743 What's important is you drink with friends, like Vittorio. 1002 01:04:34,744 --> 01:04:36,494 Cheers then! 1003 01:04:36,495 --> 01:04:38,204 Nicolo! Come and say hello! 1004 01:04:38,205 --> 01:04:42,125 Give a kiss to Uncle Vittorio. Come on! 1005 01:04:42,126 --> 01:04:43,626 Say hello to mama! 1006 01:04:43,627 --> 01:04:46,713 - Hello from Sampdoria! - Liguria. 1007 01:04:46,714 --> 01:04:51,634 Yeah, sure, whatever. Ciao Ciao! 1008 01:04:51,635 --> 01:04:55,597 I swear to you, I had no idea. I swear! 1009 01:04:55,598 --> 01:05:00,598 - What a shithead! - Yes, he's a shithead. 1010 01:05:02,521 --> 01:05:07,025 Where's my cell? Give me my cell, please? Where is it? 1011 01:05:07,026 --> 01:05:12,026 I'll give you a vacation! It's over, loverboy... It's over. 1012 01:05:15,284 --> 01:05:20,284 Daniela, I'm entering a masonry. Catch you later. Ciao! 1013 01:05:27,046 --> 01:05:32,046 - Come with me! - Eh? - Move it, dummy, let's go! 1014 01:05:32,176 --> 01:05:36,805 I'd like to thank my friends... 1015 01:05:36,806 --> 01:05:41,806 ...Vittorio Manieri and Pier Giorgio Bollini for this opportunity. 1016 01:05:41,811 --> 01:05:43,311 What can I say? 1017 01:05:43,312 --> 01:05:45,688 I'm from Apulia, so... 1018 01:05:45,689 --> 01:05:49,192 ...next year we should meet there 'cause there's lots of great masonry. 1019 01:05:49,193 --> 01:05:51,277 It's fine here, but I got... 1020 01:05:51,278 --> 01:05:54,030 ...a lodge in Foggia. Great food! 1021 01:05:54,031 --> 01:05:56,825 See you in Apulia! 1022 01:05:56,826 --> 01:06:01,826 Did I say something wrong? 1023 01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:06,334 You can't imagine how happy Nicolo was. 1024 01:06:06,335 --> 01:06:08,670 Of course, with such a gift! 1025 01:06:08,671 --> 01:06:13,671 How could you think of such a thing? 1026 01:06:13,968 --> 01:06:15,844 It's a gift I wanted for him. 1027 01:06:15,845 --> 01:06:19,097 - I'll fill out a check and pay. - No, don't! 1028 01:06:19,098 --> 01:06:22,851 - Zoe, I can't accept such a thing. - Really, don't. 1029 01:06:22,852 --> 01:06:26,312 - I'm someone who pays his things - Anyhow, I didn't spend 2018 Euros. 1030 01:06:26,313 --> 01:06:28,982 That's the cash-in date! 1031 01:06:28,983 --> 01:06:33,736 - It was from my heart! - No, it's embarrassing, I'm embarrassed. 1032 01:06:33,737 --> 01:06:38,737 Zoe, you're embarrassing me. 1033 01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:49,961 - What the...? Zoe! - Come on, jump in! 1034 01:06:49,962 --> 01:06:53,256 No, Zoe. Come on! What's gotten into...? 1035 01:06:53,257 --> 01:06:55,467 It's marvelous at night. 1036 01:06:55,468 --> 01:06:58,386 - Zoe... - Come on! 1037 01:06:58,387 --> 01:07:00,597 - ..Hold still... - I won't do anything. 1038 01:07:00,598 --> 01:07:01,890 Nothing, eh? 1039 01:07:01,891 --> 01:07:03,641 Come on! Get undressed! 1040 01:07:03,642 --> 01:07:08,271 Hold still! Whaddya want? Who called you? Eh? 1041 01:07:08,272 --> 01:07:10,398 Come on! Jump in! 1042 01:07:10,399 --> 01:07:14,777 If I jump in we can cook pasta 'cause the water will boil. 1043 01:07:14,778 --> 01:07:16,779 I'm waiting. 1044 01:07:16,780 --> 01:07:21,780 Just a second. 1045 01:07:22,495 --> 01:07:24,996 Ciao Nicolo, how are you? 1046 01:07:24,997 --> 01:07:28,791 I'm in a tent with Antonio, my new companion. 1047 01:07:28,792 --> 01:07:33,046 You know, sweetie, he's a trade unionist. And he's attentive to the... 1048 01:07:33,047 --> 01:07:35,006 needs of us working girls. 1049 01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:40,007 I can't wait for you to meet him! 1050 01:07:40,054 --> 01:07:45,054 My best to your father. Ciao sweetie! 1051 01:07:55,694 --> 01:07:58,446 But did something happen? 1052 01:07:58,447 --> 01:08:01,574 No, Zoe, it's nothing... I just have to go back. 1053 01:08:01,575 --> 01:08:03,701 Anyway Checco, let me say... 1054 01:08:03,702 --> 01:08:06,704 ...we had a fine time and... 1055 01:08:06,705 --> 01:08:09,207 ...Lorenzo is smiling again. 1056 01:08:09,208 --> 01:08:12,335 And for me too it was lots of fun. 1057 01:08:12,336 --> 01:08:17,298 Especially with my mother. 1058 01:08:17,299 --> 01:08:19,300 And I thank you. 1059 01:08:19,301 --> 01:08:24,301 - Instead, I apologize, Zoe. - For what? 1060 01:08:26,976 --> 01:08:30,353 Not even a quickie... 1061 01:08:30,354 --> 01:08:32,230 Who's gonna believe it? 1062 01:08:32,231 --> 01:08:34,482 Lorenzo, ciao pal. 1063 01:08:34,483 --> 01:08:37,068 Remember: no more selective mutism. 1064 01:08:37,069 --> 01:08:41,489 If you feel it coming, just talk it away! Let's go. 1065 01:08:41,490 --> 01:08:44,867 - Ciao Lori! - Ciao. 1066 01:08:44,868 --> 01:08:49,868 I spoke to Checco and he said we'll meet in Venice for Ludovico's film. 1067 01:08:50,124 --> 01:08:53,626 - He won't go to Venice. - Would Cannes be easier? 1068 01:08:53,627 --> 01:08:58,627 No. For him Ludovico's film sucks. 1069 01:09:08,767 --> 01:09:11,728 I can't wait for you to meet him. 1070 01:09:11,729 --> 01:09:16,524 My best to your father! 1071 01:09:16,525 --> 01:09:21,525 - This guy's mama's new friend? - Yes, Nicolo. 1072 01:09:22,239 --> 01:09:24,365 - This puker? - Nicolo! 1073 01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:27,493 Let's not judge before we even meet him... 1074 01:09:27,494 --> 01:09:29,912 ...the jerk! All right? 1075 01:09:29,913 --> 01:09:33,374 You will create a relationship with this gentleman. 1076 01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:35,501 After which, you will freely... 1077 01:09:35,502 --> 01:09:40,502 ...decide whether to stay with mama: vegetables, beans and early to bed 1078 01:09:40,549 --> 01:09:43,509 videogames max 30 minutes, goodlucku. 1079 01:09:43,510 --> 01:09:47,805 ..Or else with papa: soccer games, movies, popcorn... 1080 01:09:47,806 --> 01:09:50,808 ...carbonated beverages without any problems, Nicole. 1081 01:09:50,809 --> 01:09:55,438 Remember that papa's never been against carbon dioxide. 1082 01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:57,398 He's a fan. 1083 01:09:57,399 --> 01:10:02,399 So now listen up: stop sniveling my boy! You're a man with a spine. 1084 01:10:03,572 --> 01:10:06,199 Okay? Stop texting mama trying to make... 1085 01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,285 - ..her change her mind - I'm playing Ruzzle. 1086 01:10:09,286 --> 01:10:12,580 You're playing, eh? Well... 1087 01:10:12,581 --> 01:10:15,958 Text mama! Say: papa loves you. 1088 01:10:15,959 --> 01:10:19,962 Papa really cares. Go back to him! 1089 01:10:19,963 --> 01:10:21,839 You got 100 free messages. 1090 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:25,218 Send you louse! Write: 1091 01:10:25,219 --> 01:10:28,805 - Don't destroy our "nuclar" family. - "Nuclear". 1092 01:10:28,806 --> 01:10:33,434 You've pissed me, Nicolo! Just write, write the message! 1093 01:10:33,435 --> 01:10:38,435 - You send it! - No! You send it! 1094 01:10:54,623 --> 01:10:57,875 We had a good time together, eh? 1095 01:10:57,876 --> 01:11:00,128 Nicolo, papa's always there. 1096 01:11:00,129 --> 01:11:02,380 If you need me, just call. 1097 01:11:02,381 --> 01:11:07,009 - And always remember? - Optimism. 1098 01:11:07,010 --> 01:11:10,722 Optimism. 'Cause only like that will there be buckets of sunshine. 1099 01:11:10,723 --> 01:11:15,723 Papa, it's buckets of... sunshine. I like it! 1100 01:11:16,478 --> 01:11:20,022 Come here! 1101 01:11:20,023 --> 01:11:25,023 Ciao papa. 1102 01:11:36,665 --> 01:11:41,665 My darling, welcome back! 1103 01:11:43,046 --> 01:11:46,674 - Mama, guess what they gave me! - What? 1104 01:11:46,675 --> 01:11:51,675 What a shitty summer! "Where've you been?" Walking the dog to crap! 1105 01:11:52,055 --> 01:11:57,055 Move it! 1106 01:12:00,314 --> 01:12:03,816 He's VAT. Very important to Nicolo. 1107 01:12:03,817 --> 01:12:06,068 Take good care of him. 1108 01:12:06,069 --> 01:12:11,069 Ciao TAEG. Ciao VAT. 1109 01:12:52,491 --> 01:12:57,491 I play this love story of ours in slow motion. 1110 01:12:59,832 --> 01:13:03,334 I cry and am left breathless. 1111 01:13:03,335 --> 01:13:08,130 Where did I go wrong. 1112 01:13:08,131 --> 01:13:11,384 I focus my thoughts to see 1113 01:13:11,385 --> 01:13:15,221 if I ever hurt you 1114 01:13:15,222 --> 01:13:18,516 if I ever clipped your wings. 1115 01:13:18,517 --> 01:13:22,144 Where did I go wrong? 1116 01:13:22,145 --> 01:13:25,898 I made you iron, I made you scrub. 1117 01:13:25,899 --> 01:13:29,986 I mean, did I ever forbid you to wash a load? 1118 01:13:29,987 --> 01:13:33,865 Where did I go wrong? 1119 01:13:33,866 --> 01:13:37,410 It was your joy to throw out the garbage. 1120 01:13:37,411 --> 01:13:41,414 Your immense emotion to pack the winter clothes. 1121 01:13:41,415 --> 01:13:45,793 What's the sense of this setting sun 1122 01:13:45,794 --> 01:13:49,547 if I go back home and dinner's not ready? 1123 01:13:49,548 --> 01:13:53,551 What good is the morning dew 1124 01:13:53,552 --> 01:13:57,430 if my undies aren't in the dresser? 1125 01:13:57,431 --> 01:14:01,434 What good is my washing machine... 1126 01:14:01,435 --> 01:14:06,435 ...without her pulling out the duds and happily hanging them? 1127 01:14:08,817 --> 01:14:12,653 Maybe it was wrong to buy you a Thermomix. 1128 01:14:12,654 --> 01:14:16,824 You were jealous, I know you babe! 1129 01:14:16,825 --> 01:14:19,952 Maybe you were offended by the dishwasher 1130 01:14:19,953 --> 01:14:24,332 you with your hands are more prodigious. 1131 01:14:24,333 --> 01:14:28,794 Maybe I was wrong to never tell you 1132 01:14:28,795 --> 01:14:31,839 that for me there was only one object 1133 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:36,840 and that was you you you. 1134 01:15:09,336 --> 01:15:14,336 Two months later 1135 01:15:16,635 --> 01:15:21,635 MANIERI AND BOLDRINI ATWO-MAN CRIME SYNDICATE 1136 01:15:39,908 --> 01:15:41,659 I chose to meet you... 1137 01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:43,285 ...in the old family factor... 1138 01:15:43,286 --> 01:15:45,746 ...because this is where we began. 1139 01:15:45,747 --> 01:15:49,417 A history of beauty and quality... 1140 01:15:49,418 --> 01:15:51,293 ...admired worldwide. 1141 01:15:51,294 --> 01:15:55,881 Our future challenge is to return to the past... 1142 01:15:55,882 --> 01:16:00,882 ...but I'll need your help. 1143 01:16:04,933 --> 01:16:08,269 I want to thank the person who opened my eyes... 1144 01:16:08,270 --> 01:16:13,270 ...and who made all this possible: Checco. 1145 01:16:13,316 --> 01:16:18,316 Good morning one and all. 1146 01:16:26,329 --> 01:16:28,080 Comrades... 1147 01:16:28,081 --> 01:16:33,081 ...I've struggled for you with passion for we must all fight injustice. 1148 01:16:34,046 --> 01:16:38,591 I respect you both as workers and as women inasmuch as lesser... 1149 01:16:38,592 --> 01:16:40,301 Wait! 1150 01:16:40,302 --> 01:16:44,805 ...the protections you are owed, the "lesser" protections not you. 1151 01:16:44,806 --> 01:16:47,349 I heartily thank you and offer... 1152 01:16:47,350 --> 01:16:52,229 ...my best wishes for the future. P.S. pronounce clearly, papa! 1153 01:16:52,230 --> 01:16:57,230 Then I wanted to saying something to a person who is there among you. 1154 01:16:59,112 --> 01:17:03,491 She's the person I love. The person who I'm suffering for in this period. 1155 01:17:03,492 --> 01:17:08,492 Daniela, I'm a different man today. I've changed a whole lot. 1156 01:17:09,081 --> 01:17:13,459 And I'm willing to do anything to get back with you again. 1157 01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:18,460 Anything, even... 1158 01:17:19,216 --> 01:17:23,969 ...taking out the garbage at night... 1159 01:17:23,970 --> 01:17:25,971 ...because we're equal. 1160 01:17:25,972 --> 01:17:30,972 Daniela, I beg you. 1161 01:17:34,022 --> 01:17:35,648 At last... 1162 01:17:35,649 --> 01:17:40,649 ...things could start again. 1163 01:17:44,658 --> 01:17:49,245 With milk, the way you like it. 1164 01:17:49,246 --> 01:17:54,246 - Uhm, I've gotta do the laundry. - I already did it. 1165 01:17:57,796 --> 01:18:01,006 For me, the red ones are pretty too. 1166 01:18:01,007 --> 01:18:04,552 Yes, this fabric is beautiful. 1167 01:18:04,553 --> 01:18:07,012 - Yes. - Yes, it's perfect. 1168 01:18:07,013 --> 01:18:12,013 - Stupendous. - We'll start with this one. 1169 01:18:13,395 --> 01:18:18,395 Well? 1170 01:18:19,943 --> 01:18:23,654 They ask if they can pay with postdated checks. 1171 01:18:23,655 --> 01:18:26,198 You're asking me? 1172 01:18:26,199 --> 01:18:29,952 My first postdated was in the days of Mao. 1173 01:18:29,953 --> 01:18:34,953 I'm raising a Great Wall: "don't play to the house of the players!" Okay? 1174 01:18:53,560 --> 01:18:57,062 I was immediately alarmed by this situation... 1175 01:18:57,063 --> 01:19:00,608 ...one which surely mustn't be underestimated. 1176 01:19:00,609 --> 01:19:03,986 And so I consulted the doctor, who... 1177 01:19:03,987 --> 01:19:08,824 ...will describe the psychological condition presently afflicting Nicole. 1178 01:19:08,825 --> 01:19:13,245 Yes, the boy's psychological profile is quite clear and apparent. 1179 01:19:13,246 --> 01:19:17,082 Your son is inclined to seek refuge in realities of pure... 1180 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:19,585 ...make-believe, going so far as to invent... 1181 01:19:19,586 --> 01:19:21,003 ...idyllic situations... 1182 01:19:21,004 --> 01:19:23,464 ...that are clearly a product of his imagination. 1183 01:19:23,465 --> 01:19:28,465 The cause can be attributed to your present economic difficulties. 1184 01:19:28,762 --> 01:19:30,888 Excuse me, you're a...? 1185 01:19:30,889 --> 01:19:34,391 Psychologist. 1186 01:19:34,392 --> 01:19:37,728 Sorry, it's a personal thing. 1187 01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:40,648 Excuse me, but what did Nicolo write? 1188 01:19:40,649 --> 01:19:43,776 Ah, I'll tell you right away. 1189 01:19:43,777 --> 01:19:48,239 Horseback riding and then even received a horse as a gift. 1190 01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:51,992 Hosted in a magnificent seaside villa with a pool. 1191 01:19:51,993 --> 01:19:54,245 Parties with VIPs... 1192 01:19:54,246 --> 01:19:56,914 ...with a menu of cocktails and lobster. 1193 01:19:56,915 --> 01:19:59,416 Then he went on a yacht. 1194 01:19:59,417 --> 01:20:01,627 Then he was pulled... 1195 01:20:01,628 --> 01:20:04,421 ...by a motorboat while riding a parachute. 1196 01:20:04,422 --> 01:20:07,007 Then he rode a helicopter to a... 1197 01:20:07,008 --> 01:20:09,760 ...golf tournament which he won... 1198 01:20:09,761 --> 01:20:13,889 ...and the prize was champagne. 1199 01:20:13,890 --> 01:20:15,557 Is that a vacation?! 1200 01:20:15,558 --> 01:20:17,935 Eh, you must consider the downturn. 1201 01:20:17,936 --> 01:20:22,314 - The what? - The downturn. 1202 01:20:22,315 --> 01:20:24,275 The psychologist. 1203 01:20:24,276 --> 01:20:29,196 They know shit these people. 1204 01:20:29,197 --> 01:20:31,156 No, no, no, wait! 1205 01:20:31,157 --> 01:20:36,157 Our vacation didn't end here. 1206 01:20:44,671 --> 01:20:48,674 Come in come in. 1207 01:20:48,675 --> 01:20:53,675 Poor Aunt Ritella, poor Auntie. 1208 01:21:01,313 --> 01:21:06,313 Eighty-nine... eighty-nine... eighty-nine... 1209 01:21:09,571 --> 01:21:14,366 Nicolo, when we left, did we switch off the heater? 1210 01:21:14,367 --> 01:21:16,618 No. Should I go switch it? 1211 01:21:16,619 --> 01:21:20,247 No, my boy, she'll be going out first. And now? 1212 01:21:20,248 --> 01:21:22,124 She has to remain attached... 1213 01:21:22,125 --> 01:21:25,377 ...to that machine that monitors her blood pressure. 1214 01:21:25,378 --> 01:21:27,838 - It's not easy. - Eighty-nine... 1215 01:21:27,839 --> 01:21:30,883 Hey... what's going on? 1216 01:21:30,884 --> 01:21:34,762 Oh Auntie! How are you doing? 1217 01:21:34,763 --> 01:21:38,766 It's me, Checco, Auntie. Calm down, Auntie. 1218 01:21:38,767 --> 01:21:41,518 You only have to rest now. 1219 01:21:41,519 --> 01:21:46,148 There's this machine that's constantly monitoring you. 1220 01:21:46,149 --> 01:21:49,276 - But you gotta rest. - Is it electric? 1221 01:21:49,277 --> 01:21:53,155 Eh yes, Auntie, electric... It's not like... 1222 01:21:53,156 --> 01:21:55,783 - Pull out the plug. - No, Auntie. 1223 01:21:55,784 --> 01:21:58,285 - Pull the plug. - No, it keeps you alive. 1224 01:21:58,286 --> 01:22:00,537 - Pull the plug. - Nooo Auntie. 1225 01:22:00,538 --> 01:22:03,165 - Pull the plug - No, you gotta consume it! 1226 01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:06,418 - Pull it! - Electricity has to be consumed! 1227 01:22:06,419 --> 01:22:10,047 - The plug! - No, Auntie, life is an inalienable gift! 1228 01:22:10,048 --> 01:22:13,050 You have no right to decree your end! 1229 01:22:13,051 --> 01:22:16,303 No Auntie, I won't be your accomplice! 1230 01:22:16,304 --> 01:22:19,807 Nooo Auntie, you gotta consume electricity! ! 1231 01:22:19,808 --> 01:22:23,936 No Auntie, I won't unplug you! You tell her too! 1232 01:22:23,937 --> 01:22:26,188 - I won't unplug! - I won't unplug! 1233 01:22:26,189 --> 01:22:30,818 All right already! it means I'll commit... 1234 01:22:30,819 --> 01:22:35,819 ..."Auntienesia". 1235 01:22:35,824 --> 01:22:40,824 - Why's he laughing? - Because... 1236 01:22:50,213 --> 01:22:54,591 There was nothing on TV that day, you know. 1237 01:22:54,592 --> 01:22:58,595 The satellite dish and Wi-Fi were on the blink. 1238 01:22:58,596 --> 01:23:03,308 Jus warm beer and no ice. 1239 01:23:03,309 --> 01:23:06,979 And now what the hell am I gonna do? 1240 01:23:06,980 --> 01:23:11,233 She on the couch, me looking at the clock. 1241 01:23:11,234 --> 01:23:15,612 More of these 5O shades of gray. 1242 01:23:15,613 --> 01:23:17,990 Hey, since three in the afternoon. 1243 01:23:17,991 --> 01:23:20,492 Sorry love, I can't put this book down. 1244 01:23:20,493 --> 01:23:25,493 I said "Hey, you know, there's a chapter do it with me!" 1245 01:23:28,001 --> 01:23:31,879 And among millions of spermatozoa 1246 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:36,008 marathon runners racing to the ovum 1247 01:23:36,009 --> 01:23:39,136 one of them conquered the ovary. 1248 01:23:39,137 --> 01:23:44,137 Welcome Gaia! 1249 01:23:44,601 --> 01:23:48,520 And don't talk to me about luck 1250 01:23:48,521 --> 01:23:52,649 or the effect of the moon! 1251 01:23:52,650 --> 01:23:55,903 Step aside Mayan prophecy 1252 01:23:55,904 --> 01:24:00,904 this is windfall Gaia!95585