All language subtitles for House of cards - The final cut - Episode 1

af Afrikaans
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bn Bengali
bs Bosnian
bg Bulgarian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
km Khmer
ko Korean
ku Kurdish (Kurmanji)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Lao
la Latin
lv Latvian
lt Lithuanian
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
ne Nepali
no Norwegian Download
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt Portuguese
pa Punjabi
ro Romanian
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
st Sesotho
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhala
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
te Telugu
th Thai
tr Turkish
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
or Odia (Oriya)
rw Kinyarwanda
tk Turkmen
tt Tatar
ug Uyghur
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:04,631 Stay, girl. 2 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,000 All right. Carry on, Burnett. 3 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,873 All things pass. Nothing lasts for ever. 4 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,591 She was a good bitch. 5 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:53,550 She had a good life, and there are some things one prefers to do oneself. 6 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:58,714 Actually, that's a service one would like to be available on the National Health. 7 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,996 Or indeed compulsory. 8 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,515 Well, compulsory for some. 9 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,551 (MAN) The young king there 10 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:06,036 under the watchful eye of the Prime Minister, 11 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,953 his guide and mentor in so many ways. 12 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,591 What a rigmarole! 13 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,990 A full state funeral now. 14 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:17,152 The woman simply hung around too long. 15 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:23,271 Better a quick exit than clinging to the wreckage of a lost career. 16 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:27,031 Some people seem to lack all sense of timing. 17 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:43,315 The Prime Minister... clearly moved at the passing 18 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,473 of Britain's longest-serving and first woman prime minister. 19 00:02:47,640 --> 00:02:50,108 Speaking earlier today, he said... 20 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:54,637 (URQUHART) A remarkable life and a remarkable and inspiring career. 21 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:59,590 This is and will remain a momentous day in the history of our great country. 22 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:06,308 - What else could I say? - Certainly not the truth. 23 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:10,035 They'll ask for a statue on Parliament Square next! 24 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:14,233 I want to erase that woman from the public memory, Elizabeth. 25 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,868 I want to wipe her off the board. 26 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,749 I want to be the greatest prime minister since Churchill. 27 00:03:20,960 --> 00:03:23,030 You will be, Francis. 28 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:28,194 I want to do something about Europe before I go. I've left my mark on England. 29 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,828 I want to leave my mark on the world. 30 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,273 - Over here, sir. - Over here, sir. 31 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,708 - Thank you, sir. - One more before you go. 32 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,634 - Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon. 33 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,791 Ah, Prime Minister! 34 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:03,072 Right, sir, this one first, then this one, and that's the Cyprus file. 35 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,429 I thought you might like to glance through the paper. 36 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,875 Thank you, Barry. That's very thoughtful of you (!) 37 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,629 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 38 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,709 (SWITCHES MUSIC OFF) 39 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,077 People are so very unappreciative, aren't they? 40 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:52,234 They do not understand what I have done and what I may do for my country. 41 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:57,110 Or the burdens you've had to bear for their sake. They understand nothing. 42 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:01,637 "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!" 43 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,793 Francis, this afternoon you said, "Before I go..." 44 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,349 You've never said that before. 45 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,952 We all have to go sooner or later, Elizabeth. 46 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,439 (WOMAN) Daddy. 47 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,158 Daddy! 48 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,151 But not yet. 49 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:28,594 No, not yet. Far too many things I want to do first. 50 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,274 It's time you considered your own needs. 51 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:36,230 Not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you. 52 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,868 We need a little pension plan. 53 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,508 There's a man I'd like you to meet. 54 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,672 His name is Nures. He's a Turkish Cypriot. 55 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,354 He's given generously to the party funds. 56 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,875 He genuinely wants to help. 57 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,396 - I think he's one of us. - Thank you, Elizabeth. 58 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,513 How do you feel about me now? Like a force of nature, perhaps? 59 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:02,150 I've been here so long now that, love me or hate me, 60 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:05,915 it's hard for you to imagine anyone else in my place. 61 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,152 Isn't it? 62 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,630 But there are some who dream of little else. 63 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:17,271 My honourable friends, of course. My loyal ministers, my cabinet. 64 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:23,274 Tom Makepeace, Foreign Secretary, an honourable man. 65 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,148 Bullock, Capstick, Ravenscourt, 66 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,311 Sparrowhawk, Crowe - 67 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,995 all honourable men until they sniff out any weakness. 68 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,668 And then the younger generation - 69 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,070 Rayner, Polecutt, Wolfin. 70 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,708 Best kept on the leash and muzzledI 71 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,553 John Rayner looks as if he'd worry sheepI 72 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,510 This latest report does feature a number of cases 73 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:51,194 where there seem to be real grievances, 74 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,874 and we need to pay special attention... 75 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:58,511 It's time to ginger things up, remind them who's the leader of the pack, 76 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,912 select a scapegoat and enact a token mounting. Who shall it be? 77 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,352 Geoffrey? 78 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,468 Little Geoffrey Booza Pitt? 79 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,198 No, not Geoffrey. Not this time. 80 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:18,551 We cannot be seen to condemn the very old to disability or illness. 81 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,188 Let's start with Betsy Bourke. 82 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:26,354 ..hospital area managers, making sure that this situation can never arise again. 83 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:30,274 We must make it clear we are not abandoning the elderly. 84 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:35,434 Of course not! That's why we brought in age insurance. If they pay, they're OK. 85 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,594 If not, well, it's no skin off our noses. 86 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,228 Damage limitation again, Betsy? 87 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:45,916 I'd rather see it as an opportunity to reaffirm some basic principles. 88 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:50,312 The principle here being the right to live for ever in perfect health? 89 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,751 - Politics is about making choices. - Of course it is! 90 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,236 And treating each other like human beings. 91 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:02,554 We can't throw old people out of hospital because they can't pay for treatment! 92 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,354 We need a safety net. It's unarguable. 93 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,949 Nothing's unarguable, Tom. 94 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,350 Nothing's unthinkable. 95 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,116 We have too many old people in Britain. Let's not shy away from the problem. 96 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,710 What are you suggesting, John? Euthanasia at 65? 97 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,111 - Of course not, Prime Minister. - I'm very relieved. 98 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,709 I saw beggars on the street yesterday. 99 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:29,391 I thought the Vagrancy Act had cleared that nuisance off our streets. 100 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:32,028 There are still problems, Prime Minister. 101 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:34,668 I don't want to hear about your problems. 102 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,874 I had hoped in this area, as in others, 103 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:42,989 we could have grasped the nettle and challenged the culture of dependency. 104 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,549 I'm very disappointed, Betsy. 105 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:50,430 Prime Minister, if we abandon the last remaining safeguards in our system, 106 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,068 we'll be the pariahs of Europe! 107 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,754 More than one way of being European. 108 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:57,911 (LAUGHTER) 109 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,878 Thank you. Thank you all very much. 110 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,190 We'll talk soon, Betsy. 111 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,359 Betsy. 112 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:16,708 - He can be such a bastard. - I know. 113 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:20,074 I thought I'd given him what he wanted. 114 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:24,756 He just likes playing games. Your turn today, someone else's tomorrow. 115 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,390 You'll be back on the mantelpiece, Betsy. Trust me. 116 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,949 You're a good friend, Geoffrey. 117 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:33,111 I should think so too. 118 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:39,557 If at any time you felt inclined for something a little bit closer than that... 119 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,274 You know how I've always fancied you! 120 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:46,115 Geoffrey Booza Pitt, you're an impossible man! 121 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,799 No, no. 122 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,951 Quite feasible. 123 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,032 Quite feasible in every way. Believe me. 124 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:04,472 - (KNOCK AT DOOR) - Come in, Geoffrey. 125 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,831 - Prime Minister. - How's Betsy? 126 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,396 She's quite upset. She called you a bastard. 127 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,710 I've been called worse. 128 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:19,270 That was all about John Rayner and Tom Makepeace. 129 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,432 Flushing them out of cover into open ground. 130 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,797 - Each of them sees himself as leader. - You don't? 131 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,199 No. Rayner doesn't have the intellect, Makepeace doesn't have the guts. 132 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,353 Having so little of either myself, it isn't for me to comment. 133 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,034 They're a couple of sanctimonious shits. 134 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,998 Yes. Just put the word about discreetly. 135 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:44,152 The PM is contemplating a cabinet reshuffle. 136 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:46,959 Not a purge, just two or three key posts. 137 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:51,636 Absolutely no question of giving up the leadership in the near future. 138 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,917 It might be time to put a bit of stick about. 139 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,353 Order! 140 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,550 Mr Graham Glass. 141 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:08,234 Will the Prime Minister tell us the latest manufacturing unemployment figures? 142 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,550 (SHOUTING) Hear, hear! 143 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,711 (LAUGHTER) 144 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,313 Come on! 145 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:22,355 I put them on your desk this morning, Prime Minister. 146 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,753 I thank the Honourable Gentleman for allowing me to confirm 147 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,232 that the unemployment figures are down again this month. 148 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,433 A complete vindication of this government's economic policies. 149 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:46,991 Yes, but what are the actual figures? Does he know what they are? 150 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,636 (UPROAR) 151 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,791 He doesn't know. 152 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,554 He doesn't care. 153 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,073 Order! 154 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,358 Order! 155 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:03,228 Madam Speaker, if the Honourable Gentleman is too busy 156 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,791 to look up the figures for himself, I am very happy to tell him 157 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,993 that the exact figure is 1,875,403. 158 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,391 That's as of the first of this month, of course. 159 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:22,236 Time's up. Statement from the Prime Minister. 160 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:30,474 Next month, the Greek and Turkish presidents of Cyprus will meet in Britain 161 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:35,714 to sign the peace settlement that has eluded all parties for over a generation. 162 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,997 This peace treaty has been made available 163 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:43,676 through the initiatives your Prime Minister was able to set in motion 164 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:48,470 and follow through in some of the toughest and most intricate negotiations 165 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,511 in recent years. 166 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,838 And thanks is due too to my Right Honourable Friend, 167 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:59,033 the Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs 168 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,671 who has, of necessity, been loaded down with much of the donkey work, 169 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:06,354 and I am very grateful to him. 170 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,791 Cyprus has a particular significance for me, 171 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,669 if the House will permit me to be personal for a moment. 172 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:19,075 I spent three crucial years on that beautiful island at a very troubled time. 173 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:24,671 It would hardly be an exaggeration to say that I grew up there. 174 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:42,434 Right Honourable and Honourable Members will forgive me this once, I hope, 175 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,592 if I find it a little difficult to concentrate 176 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:48,274 on trivial domestic squabbles today. 177 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,389 There is a world elsewhere. 178 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,828 And I'm very proud to have helped 179 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,468 to change that world for good... 180 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,431 ..and for ever. 181 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,551 Hear, hear! 182 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,959 Brilliant. 183 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,268 Not one of your better days, Barry. 184 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:15,956 I'm sure I put the file on your desk, Francis. It must have slipped your mind. 185 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,713 Anyway, you gave him the figures. How did you do that? 186 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:25,670 I made them up, but I'd prefer not to live quite so dangerously in future! 187 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,432 - Brilliant, FU. Awesome. - Thank you, Geoffrey. 188 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:33,152 Claire! How are you? Did you enjoy that? 189 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:38,713 It was an outrageous performance. Tom Makepeace must be quite rightly furious. 190 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,388 He still puts on one hell of a good show. 191 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,869 Better than anyone. Such a star! 192 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,232 At one moment I thought he'd lost the plot, then he stormed back. 193 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,989 - Was that real or just for effect? - Never underestimate him. 194 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,675 - I never would, Geoffrey. - Good. He's talent-spotting. 195 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,638 He might like the look of your...CV. 196 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,831 Prime Minister! 197 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,468 Tom. You didn't mind, I hope? 198 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,154 You agreed I would make the statement. 199 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:12,314 Did I? I'm so sorry. I haven't hurt your feelings? I mentioned your contribution. 200 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,950 "Donkey work"? The ideas and initiatives were mine. 201 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,112 I did 90% of the negotiations in bloody person! 202 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:23,068 This is too important an issue for wounded vanity, Tom. 203 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:27,631 But I won't hold it against you. You've done tremendous work on this. 204 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:29,279 Good man! 205 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:34,434 He is a good man too. Very able, honest, but a bit too ambitious for his own good. 206 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,957 I shouldn't have roughed him up like that, but I just can't resist it. 207 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:45,272 Enough of that. Can't fritter all our time away in Westminster. 208 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,955 None of the real business of the world gets settled there. 209 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,479 (MAN) Oh, excellent! Jolly good shot! 210 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,913 It's the turn of the wrist, Mrs Urquhart. 211 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,553 I wouldn't have thought you'd be such an aficionado, Mr Nures. 212 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,712 I adore cricket. I adore everything English. 213 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,394 Cricket at Lord's, Oxford, Glyndebourne. 214 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,949 Not enough Wagner for me. 215 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,636 And English women especially. England has the best women in the world. 216 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,916 You're too kind. 217 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,271 Thank you, Corder. So sorry to keep you waiting. 218 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,471 What's the score? 219 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,551 206 for 3. 220 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,115 - Jolly good. - Francis, this is Mr Nures. 221 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,915 He's been very generous with his donations to party funds. 222 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:44,073 Mr Nures, I'm delighted to meet you. I am very grateful. 223 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,708 It is I who am grateful, Mr Urquhart. 224 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,874 You have created the climate in which a man of vision can express himself fully. 225 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,033 England is the best country now for the merchant adventurer. 226 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,192 I feel at home here. I love what you're doing. 227 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,999 I see it as a new Elizabethan age - 228 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,879 the splendour here, the squalor there. 229 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,719 Life in all its rich complexity. 230 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,158 Lovely shot! 231 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:15,592 - Thank you, Mr Nures. - I was telling Mr Nures about our dream. 232 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:19,912 The Urquhart Trust. We'd love to endow a chair at Oxford or Cambridge. 233 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,588 Far beyond our personal means. 234 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:27,151 Nothing's impossible, but nothing will come of nothing, huh? 235 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,869 I'd like to have a talk with you about my native land. 236 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,593 Of course. 237 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,032 Please. 238 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,350 The Cyprus settlement. 239 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,909 Historic, as you rightly say. 240 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,548 Just a few loose ends to tie up. 241 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,393 The exact nature of the sea boundaries. 242 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:51,793 Just a few fish? What if there were oil? 243 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,198 The seismic survey failed to show up anything out of the ordinary. 244 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,352 I have better information. It's very exciting. 245 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,239 There is a rich concentration of oil, 246 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,868 but only in one particular area. 247 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:11,514 A company with which I'm associated did some drillings in that part 30 years ago. 248 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:16,674 What we learned from that, combined with the findings of this recent survey, 249 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,833 you see a very rare and poignant business opportunity. 250 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,788 Interestingly enough, it's on the disputed borderline. 251 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,272 So I'm in a position to help you so you can help both our countries. 252 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,516 You are in a position, I believe, to be able to help me and help yourself. 253 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,913 Go on. 254 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:41,073 There will be an arbitration panel of five international judges. 255 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,312 The Turks nominated a Malaysian and an Egyptian. 256 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:49,429 The Greeks nominated a Frenchman and a Serb. Naturally, they'll split 50/50. 257 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:54,355 But the chairman with the casting vote will be a British judge. 258 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,351 Am I right? 259 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,034 You are remarkably well informed. 260 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,432 What can I say? Knowledge is the name of the game. 261 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,154 If the oil fell into the Greek sector, 262 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,312 they'll give the drilling rights to the French, 263 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:16,270 but if it came into the Turkish sector, all sorts of good things become possible. 264 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:20,513 For your country, for my country. For me and for you. 265 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,839 Everybody needs a little nest egg. 266 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,639 I couldn't countenance any irregularity. 267 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,311 No, no. Of course not. 268 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:34,235 A judge must be absolutely incorruptible, absolutely impartial. 269 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:38,718 But you can advise on the appointment of the chairman of the panel. 270 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,069 The selection should be made most carefully, I think. 271 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,310 It will be, Mr Nures. 272 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,712 The Urquhart Trust. It sounds a very noble concept. 273 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,480 It is a very noble concept, Mr Nures. 274 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:01,029 - And one very close to my heart. - It's your baby, am I right, Mrs Urquhart? 275 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,988 My husband is a little too busy to attend to the details. 276 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,151 I think I understand. 277 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,834 English understatement. Crazy about it! 278 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,468 Mrs Urquhart, do you know Cyprus? 279 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,790 No, I've never been there. 280 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,270 A beautiful country, as your husband knows. 281 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,991 I remember it very well. 282 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,989 I'm expecting him now, but we're going out quite soon. 283 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,196 - (FRONT DOOR OPENS) - I'll certainly tell him. Hold on. 284 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,994 - Here he is. - God, what a day! 285 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,071 Claire Carlsen. 286 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:56,879 Right. 287 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,359 Hello? 288 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,073 Oh, yes? 289 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,995 No, I'd better see it myself. 290 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,430 I'll come straight over. 291 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,631 - Sorry. - Tom! 292 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:14,429 I'll be there. It won't take long. Another cock-up. 293 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,068 I'll meet you there. I won't be late. 294 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,708 Fine. Well, off you go, then! 295 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,075 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 296 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,031 Oh, your smell! 297 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,350 - Amazing! - And yours! 298 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,075 I didn't think you'd come. 299 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,358 I was desperate to see you, be with you. That malevolent old man! 300 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,555 I know. I know. 301 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:48,637 Come on. 302 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,749 How does he get away with it? 303 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:57,595 Because we let him think he can do anything he likes. 304 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,548 He's got to go. If he won't go gently, he'll have to be pushed. 305 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,188 You could do it. You should do it. 306 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,668 God, I want you so much! 307 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,240 Come on, then. Have me. 308 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,674 Claire Carlsen, member for Box Hill. 309 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,308 She's married to Bjorn Carlsen. 310 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,471 All that money. 311 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,108 A very ambitious girlie...woman. 312 00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,271 Sorry. Woman. 313 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,432 Tom Makepeace is seeing to her bodily needs? 314 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,273 - They're at it like rabbits. - Really? 315 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,472 Makes one feel exhausted to think about it. 316 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,631 I don't know. 317 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,874 I take very little interest professionally or personally in politicians' private lives, 318 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:50,318 but several of your colleagues are rather rum coves in that respect, 319 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:54,268 yourself not least, if I may put it that way as an old friend? 320 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,239 Ah. 321 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,788 - Evening, Rayner. Evening, Wolfin. - Evening, Sir Bruce. 322 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,835 Nasty eyes that man's got. 323 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,274 Still, "Sir Bruce". Can't take that away. 324 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:12,228 People say there's not a lot of satisfaction in a knighthood, 325 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,868 but most of those people haven't got one. 326 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:18,510 - I bet you'd like one. - I'd adore one. Absolute bliss. 327 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:21,188 "Sir Geoffrey Booza Pitt." 328 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,590 What a mouthful! 329 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:27,719 It won't happen, though. Basically, I'm just a chorus boy. 330 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,348 Now, what do you want? 331 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,034 You want to go to the House of Lords. 332 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:38,194 I'd be very honoured to serve my country in that capacity. Yes, I admit to that. 333 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:41,352 Bruce, you'll have to be much nicer to FU. 334 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,875 I'm extremely nice to him. 335 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:48,556 My leading articles are tremendously warm and sympathetic to the chap. 336 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,157 But when 70% of the electorate have had enough of him and say so, 337 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,392 the nation's leading newspaper can't ignore it. 338 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,757 Of course it's time for him to go. Everyone knows it. 339 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,110 He knows it, doesn't he? 340 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,477 He thinks he's indestructible and perhaps he is. 341 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,671 No one is, Geoffrey. 342 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:10,954 Look at what happened to Margaret. 343 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,269 No one is indestructible. 344 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,799 No hold-ups ahead. We should be back in London by nine, sir. 345 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,593 Make sure your seat belt's fastened, sir. 346 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,310 Tosser! 347 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,033 Yeah! 348 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,518 - Wanker! - Let's have some fun! 349 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,273 John! 350 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,240 You wankers! Right, who wants some? 351 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:23,195 (GUNSHOT) 352 00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,314 - You... - Shut up! 353 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,755 - Shit! I thought he had a gun. - They were all armed. 354 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,911 Self-defence. 355 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,594 I take it you are up for this? 356 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,795 - Yeah. Yeah, absolutely, guv. - Right. 357 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,751 Oh, God! 358 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:02,831 Don't go yet. 359 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,798 I have to. I shouldn't be here at all. 360 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,597 Hilary's got a launch party for her new book. 361 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,955 I promised to be there. 362 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,591 Come on, then. 363 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,876 Get your knickers on. 364 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,669 You're missing all those little sausages on sticks. 365 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,511 What is it? 366 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,671 I hate this flat. 367 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,639 Why? 368 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,189 Because it's a company flat? 369 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:37,351 Because it's his? 370 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,629 You don't like my husband subsidising your sex life? 371 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,432 It's a safe house. It's...anonymous. 372 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,995 Like what we do here... 373 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,151 isn't real. 374 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,314 What we do here seems very real to me. 375 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,511 What are you saying? 376 00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,272 - Are you saying you want to stop this? - No! 377 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,431 Don't ever say that. 378 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,239 You know I'm desperate about you. 379 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,588 You'd better have a good scrub down before you clock on. 380 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:57,036 "Horizon" next, but now over to Sonia Stevens in the BBC newsroom. 381 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,670 Reports are coming in of a shooting incident on the M14, 382 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,839 described as an assassination attempt on the Prime Minister. 383 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,319 Tom! 384 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,598 Mr Urquhart's car was rammed and forced off the road. 385 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:16,039 Mr Urquhart sustained head injuries, but his life is not, repeat not, in danger. 386 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,474 As soon as we have any more news, we'll let you know. 387 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,756 I'd better go up there. 388 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,076 Not from here. Go home. 389 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,999 - People will be phoning you. - Yes. 390 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,754 (REGULAR BEEPING) 391 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,748 (VOICE ECHOES) Mr Urquhart! 392 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,508 Mr Urquhart, welcome back. 393 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,868 You're in hospital. You're OK. 394 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,551 You're doing fine. 395 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,828 I'm very glad to hear that. 396 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,710 Oh, yes. I remember now. 397 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,071 Thank you very much. 398 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:43,518 - I think this could be it, John. - Shit! Shit, shit, shit! 399 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,148 It's too bloody soon. We're not ready. 400 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,710 - Hello. Heard the news. Shocking! - No comment. 401 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,871 No comment? 402 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,110 I'm sorry. Sir Bruce. 403 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,748 I'm too upset to focus properly. 404 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,434 Deeply shocked. Gravely concerned. 405 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:04,071 This kind of lawless behaviour, happy to see it promptly dealt with. 406 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:09,314 Our thoughts are with Francis Urquhart tonight, praying for his speedy recovery. 407 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,712 Yes, I'm sure they are. After all, you're not ready yet, are you? 408 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,828 (BARRAGE OF QUESTIONS) 409 00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,951 I was doing my duty. 410 00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,395 I was carrying out orders. 411 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,028 I have absolutely no misgivings. 412 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,191 Nor did I have then. 413 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,839 Francis? 414 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,514 They were terrorists. Simple as that. 415 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,796 The men in the van? 416 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,991 What van? 417 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,155 - On the motorway. - I had to shoot them. 418 00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,628 There was an olive tree there. 419 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,828 I remember the olive tree burning. 420 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:03,988 Francis, I think you should rest. 421 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:08,070 You're not really making much sense, to be frank. 422 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,154 It all seems perfectly clear to me. 423 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,754 Cyprus is back on the map. 424 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,068 Cyprus is back on the agenda. 425 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,590 We're going to make a little history, Elizabeth. 426 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,830 Yes, my dear, we are. 427 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,795 I think I will rest now. 428 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,631 It was awfully good of you to come, Elizabeth. 429 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:47,675 Mrs Urquhart, a man outside says he's Sir Henry Ponsonby. 430 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,833 He's probably telling the truth. Does he want to see my husband? 431 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,152 I told him it's only the immediate family, but he wasn't happy. 432 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,788 He says he's the Cabinet Secretary. 433 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,198 He seems to think it gives him special rights. 434 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,789 I'll have a word with him. 435 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,390 And, Nurse, my husband seems a little confused. 436 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,712 It's important that he speaks to no one until he's more himself. 437 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:17,633 I'll make sure he's not disturbed. 438 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,119 Thank you. 439 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,312 Elizabeth! 440 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,994 I came as soon as I could. How is he? 441 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,631 They say he's doing very well. Not up to seeing you, though, I'm afraid. 442 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,556 What happened, Henry? 443 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:42,748 I was on my way to the country when I got the call. I've heard nothing yet. 444 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,754 I say! I wonder if you'd mind waiting outside for a moment? 445 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,911 Yes, I would. 446 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,275 Oh. Shall we? 447 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,556 National Health Service hospital, of course. 448 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,068 Extraordinary places, aren't they? 449 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:09,711 I've heard that a National Health teaching hospital is the only place to be 450 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,348 if you've got something wrong with you. 451 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,909 Really? I must remember that. 452 00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,229 About this motorway thing... 453 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,719 Yes. 454 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,279 Well... 455 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:28,275 It's not at all clear, but it does seem possible that it was a bit of a nonsense. 456 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,115 Security a little over-zealous in reading the rubric. 457 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,556 You mean they shot three innocent motorists? 458 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:38,188 Innocent's a tricky adjective, I find. 459 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,832 Apparently these chaps weren't model citizens. 460 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,950 Anyway, I gather Commander Corder has matters in hand. 461 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,112 - He's handling the internal investigation. - Good. 462 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,077 Yes, quite. 463 00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:56,188 Always distasteful, these things. 464 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:04,200 He's going to be all right, then? Francis? 465 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,476 Oh, yes, they say so. 466 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,631 I'm glad to hear it. 467 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,791 Tricky times. 468 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,991 Look, Henry... 469 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,754 This may seem brutally practical, 470 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,710 but I've been thinking about what we'd do if something happened to Francis. 471 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,790 Or if something didn't. 472 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,428 Death or retirement, in short. 473 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,071 What do you mean? 474 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:34,518 Well...a prime minister's salary is laughably small. 475 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,912 And a prime minister's pension must be practically negligible. 476 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,470 And yet one notices that ex-prime ministers... 477 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,390 How shall I put it? 478 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,396 ..aren't actually short of the odd few million. 479 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,316 Would it be naive of me to ask how this happens? 480 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,995 It can't all come from writing one's memoirs, can it? 481 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,151 Hardly that. 482 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:04,237 It is assumed that the incumbent PM will make his own arrangements 483 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,868 for a comfortable retirement. 484 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:11,875 The Prime Minister is usually in a unique position to make such arrangements. 485 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,272 Sometimes the PM may prefer to leave some of these arrangements 486 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,948 to members of his or her family. 487 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,350 I thought that was it. 488 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,557 Well, do let me know if I can be of any help. 489 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,599 Thanks. 490 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,588 I am chairing this cabinet meeting 491 00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,230 purely as Foreign Secretary and Deputy Prime Minister. 492 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,870 The Prime Minister is making a complete recovery. 493 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,113 I'm sure we'd like to minute our good wishes for his speedy return. 494 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:02,354 And may I just say that none of us could think of a better man to take his place? 495 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,675 Temporarily, of course. 496 00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:10,310 Do we have more information on the shooting incident? 497 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,950 I've had an informal report from Commander Corder. 498 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,477 The men were criminals and armed, but it wasn't a terrorist attack. 499 00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:23,156 Road rage, apparently. The bastards got more than they bargained for. 500 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:27,029 Commander Corder should be the subject of any investigation. 501 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,794 It's clear there should be a full inquiry. 502 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,598 Absolutely. 503 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,268 But I've just told you what it'll say. 504 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,954 I know the PM will say the same. 505 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,714 Do you? Thank you, Home Secretary. 506 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,150 Next business. 507 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,112 Ponsonby and Makepeace and no one else? 508 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,909 - No one else. - Not even little Geoffrey Booza Pitt? 509 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,789 No one. We did say you weren't able to receive visitors. 510 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,669 Nevertheless, they should have come. Mark of respect. 511 00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,513 I have perceived a faint neglect of late. 512 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,638 No matter. Heads will roll. 513 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,790 That bloody little Private Secretary of mine for a start. 514 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:11,475 I'll get myself someone with a little bit of spark. 515 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:14,438 - I see you're feeling better. - Yes, I am. 516 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,068 Did I give you cause for concern? 517 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:19,913 You did. An intimation of mortality. 518 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,789 - I was talking about Cyprus, wasn't I? - Yes, you were. 519 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,428 Francis, I think Mr Nures is right. 520 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:31,594 We have a wonderful opportunity to do something for ourselves and our country. 521 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,390 We should do business with Mr Nures. He'll be a wonderful, necessary man. 522 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,358 - Yes, we'll see. - (KNOCK AT DOOR) 523 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:43,911 - Are you ready, Mr Urquhart? - Indeed I am. Wheel that thing away! 524 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,308 - Are you sure? - Absolutely. 525 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,950 Thank you very much. You've been most kind. Elizabeth! 526 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,439 Goodbye. 527 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,154 Doctor, thank you so much. Thank you. 528 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,154 I'm not going to risk being photographed in a wheelchair. 529 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,348 (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK) 530 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,312 - What the hell is this, Barry? - Age Concern. 531 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,948 We thought it was rather a cute idea. 532 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,948 They brought you a birthday card, sir. 533 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,634 I'm not terribly interested in birthdays. 534 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,439 Very kind, but I have a lot of work to do. 535 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,592 Many happy returns, Prime Minister, 536 00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:30,150 on the occasion of your 65th birthday tomorrow. 537 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,709 Welcome from all of us 538 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,189 to the third age! 539 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,351 Yes, thank you. 540 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:41,115 # Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you 541 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,554 # Happy birthday, Prime Minister 542 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,070 # Happy birthday to you # 543 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,032 Thank you very much. I really am most touched. 544 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,311 Smile, please! 545 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,512 So you thought that was a cute idea, Barry? 546 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,877 Well, it came from one of the girls in the office. 547 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,235 Not from the opposition? 548 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,870 You have become a liability! Have you seen the papers? 549 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:15,508 Lots of good coverage, your birthday... 550 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,672 "Our pensioner Prime Minister. Time to FO, FU." 551 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,192 And three profiles of Tom Makepeace, "the man most likely to succeed". 552 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,352 - That's good coverage? - Don't be oversensitive. 553 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:31,036 - It's good-humoured stuff, I'd say. - Would you indeed? Would you indeed? 554 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,468 I can't work bloody miracles. 555 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,753 And in his feeble way, the man is right. 556 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,388 He can't work bloody miracles. 557 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,994 Nor can I turn the clock back 558 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,628 or halt time or undo what is done. 559 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,155 But I can bloody well go on. 560 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,791 As long as I have strength and will, I can do everything I need to do. 561 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,269 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 562 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,908 - Come in, Geoffrey. - Is this all right? 563 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,278 FU? They said you were asking for me. 564 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,908 Yes, of course it's all right, Geoffrey. 565 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,999 - How's your poor head? - Apparently I'm mending very well. 566 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,469 It's rather painful. Pain is tiring. 567 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,192 At least it hasn't spoiled your good looks. 568 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,109 A small scar on the temple can be quite distinguished. 569 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,468 Makepeace chaired the cabinet, did he? 570 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,114 - What was he like? - Very statesmanlike and responsible. 571 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,790 I tried to tempt him into a little aria, but it was no go. 572 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,952 Everyone came on like Little Goody Two-Shoes. 573 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,238 They kept saying, "I'm sure that's what HE would have wanted." 574 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,871 It's funny how what you would have wanted is exactly what THEY want. 575 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,909 They have no idea what I want 576 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,230 or what I can still do. 577 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,750 I'm appointing a new Parliamentary Private Secretary. 578 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,911 Excellent idea. 579 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,551 Barry Crumb has been neither use nor ornament for quite some time. 580 00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:12,188 God knows where he gets his hair done! 581 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,111 I have a thought or two if you haven't decided. 582 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,311 You have? Good. 583 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,948 It's your birthday party tomorrow. 584 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:26,910 I don't anticipate it with any enthusiasm. It's another reminder of increasing age. 585 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,111 Bollocks to that! 586 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,397 A man is as young as he feels and you know it. 587 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,671 You can still see any of them off. Look at the fear in their eyes! 588 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:41,310 You're still the biggest swinging dick in Westminster, FU. 589 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,114 If one's allowed to put it that way. 590 00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:04,830 - General and Mrs Baum. - General, nice to see you. 591 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,468 Like the sodding Sun King, Wolf! 592 00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,154 I wonder how long he thinks he's got. 593 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,709 The longer the better for us. 594 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,394 Let Makepeace flower and fade a bit. 595 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,637 - Evening, Tom. - Hello there. How are you? 596 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,829 What a limp prick that man is! 597 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,713 Hello, Sarah. I was hoping you'd be here. 598 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,513 - I hate this dressing up. - Ghastly! 599 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:35,029 Yes, well, absolutely. 600 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:39,190 - Good evening, sir. How are you? - Very much better. 601 00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:42,830 - Mr Nures, how nice to see you. - Excuse me, please. 602 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,514 Good of you to visit. You must be busy. 603 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,194 - For you, I'd drop everything. - Really? 604 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:54,233 A very glittering occasion. Very nice. And you, Mrs Urquhart, drop-dead gorgeous. 605 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:56,709 Thank you very much. 606 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,714 Isn't that Sir Clive Watling, the Border Arbitration Chairman, 607 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,348 on whom so many of our hopes depend? 608 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,193 - I believe it is. - I'd like to meet him. 609 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,592 I don't think that's a good idea. I want to keep you all for myself. 610 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,752 Sir Clive, I've wanted to meet you for so long. 611 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,434 The best international jurist in Europe! 612 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:20,070 I hear it everywhere. You must be very much in demand. 613 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,989 I am pretty busy at the moment. 614 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,631 And now this Cyprus business. Let's go over there. Come along, Henry. 615 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,831 I'm delighted that a British judge has been chosen to chair the panel. 616 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,468 Are you quite happy with everything? 617 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,154 Such as your fellow judges on the panel? 618 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,835 Broadly speaking. Saladier will be difficult, no doubt. 619 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,515 - He always is. - Be as rough as you like with Saladier. 620 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,353 We'd have no problem with that. 621 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,671 We're not too keen on the French at the moment. 622 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,717 I see. 623 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,394 This is an exceptionally prestigious task. 624 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:03,156 Whoever does this and gets it right goes straight into the history books 625 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,312 with a peerage and the usual box of tricks. 626 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,950 - Mr Urquhart... - You're not interested in baubles. 627 00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,989 Nor am I. But in this case, you may just have to submit with a good grace. 628 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,079 You spoke of...getting it right. 629 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,028 You do understand the limits? 630 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:27,716 A distinction exists between international politics and international law. 631 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:33,079 Of course, which you will negotiate with your unrivalled acumen and wisdom. 632 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:37,990 These sea boundaries may prove to be absolutely crucial. 633 00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,511 Yes. I see. 634 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:47,031 Well, that all seems quite excellent to me. 635 00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,148 Let's join the party, shall we? 636 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,030 You approve our choice? 637 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,430 Utterly incorruptible, 638 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,750 absolutely impartial. 639 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:03,913 He just can't stand Frenchmen, and who can blame him for that? 640 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,953 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 641 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,951 Ravishing, yeah? 642 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,151 He's never here. 643 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,312 You know her, don't you? Of course you do. 644 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:23,473 She used to help out with your research in foreign affairs. 645 00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,837 - Is that her husband? - Yes, I think it is. 646 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,195 Bjorn Carlsen. 647 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:34,311 Someone told me that man's worth 200 million. Can that be right? 648 00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:39,476 He's got all that money and can't keep his wife on the straight and narrow. 649 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,108 Have you heard anything about that? 650 00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,430 No. No, I haven't. 651 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,797 Shags like a rattlesnake - that's what I heard. 652 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,430 Ambitious with it too. Mind you, I could be wrong. 653 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,670 Excuse me, Geoffrey. 654 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:57,230 1900, right. That one... 655 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,355 It's very different with me. 656 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,948 Would you excuse me just for a moment? I'll be right back. 657 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,352 - Sarah, how lovely to see you. - And you. 658 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,751 - How are the girls? - Quite young ladies now. 659 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,911 Be in touch. 660 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,355 - Prime Minister. - Mrs Carlsen. 661 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,909 It's lovely of you to invite us. 662 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:29,551 We're pleased that you could both come. Your husband must be very busy. 663 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,790 Yes, he is. 664 00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:37,317 Has Geoffrey Booza Pitt said anything to you about me, Mr Urquhart? 665 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,871 He mentions you from time to time. I can't recall anything specific. 666 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,113 He thinks very highly of you, as does everyone else, it seems. 667 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,159 I understand you might be looking for a new PPS quite soon. 668 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,639 Yes. 669 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,719 And? 670 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:58,396 I'm sure this isn't the form, but I'd like you to consider me for the job. 671 00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,836 I'd love to do it and I think I'd do it very well. 672 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:06,871 Well, Mrs Carlsen, it's very kind of you to make yourself available. 673 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,508 Will you let me think about this? 674 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,148 I don't have to decide straightaway. 675 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,754 I'm sorry. It's very cheeky of me. 676 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:19,351 Indeed it is, but you've done yourself no harm by it. 677 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,108 You'll have to excuse me now. 678 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,271 Yes, of course. 679 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,240 Thank you for listening. 680 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,599 No, no. 681 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,231 Not this one. 682 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,828 You might very well think that. 683 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,434 I couldn't possibly comment. 55629

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.