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- Maybe I shouldn't
leave you alone here
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For the weekend.
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- No, no, no!
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Come on, the kids.
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The kids have to see
their other grandparents.
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Huh, we can't have them
growing up
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Thinking what's across
the street is normal, right?
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- Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
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Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
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- Ahh...See?
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I told you
she'd love that doll.
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- Yeah. Thanks a lot, ray.
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That's going to be really fun
all the way to connecticut.
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- Aah!
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- Man, I wish I was going.
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- Can I ask you guys
something?
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When was the last time
you cried?
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- What do you mean?
About sports?
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- Something real.
I mean, really cried.
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- So nothing with sports?
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- No, no.
Like last week,
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I was watching "honey,
I shrunk the kids."
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And the guy was looking
for his shrunken kids,
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And I cried...
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'cause I didn't think my father
would come looking for me.
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- It wouldn't be hard
to find you.
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- Yeah, you just look
under the cookie
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That's moving
across the floor.
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- Nah...
No, no, no.
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No, guys, I know
what he's talking about
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With the crying thing.
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You know,
'cause the other day,
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I dropped my twins off
at preschool.
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And...I was watching
them go in, you know,
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And just as the door
was closing,
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I saw michael
take geoffrey's hand.
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And...
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I don't know.
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- I'm going home before you guys
start making out.
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- Yeah, I got to go.
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It's getting late.
I got to go.
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- Well, wait! Wait!
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- Hey, johnny, I'll tell you
my cry story in the car.
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- Great.
That'll be my throw-up story.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you talking about?
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We're just getting
started here.
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- Ray, we've been here,
like, four hours.
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- Aw, come on, man.
It's not even 11:00.
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- Ray, I've been up
since 6:00 a.M., I'm tired.
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- Come on.
What, you can't take it?
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Huh? Ya wimps.
What, you're not men?
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- Ray, you're the one that just
told us you cried
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Because you think
your twins are gay.
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- That wasn't the point
of the story!
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- I don't want to know the point
of the story.
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- Hey, come on!
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It's my one night
of freedom here, guys.
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Doug--
oh, come on!
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- I probably should get going.
I have to get up early.
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- Oh? Is it getting late?
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- Maybe not.
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- What the hell is that?
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It's 12:30--
not that that's late.
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- Hey.
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- Hey what?
What do you want?
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- No kids, no debra. Come on.
What are we doing?
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- Nothing.
Thanks for stopping by.
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- Come on! Come on!
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Come on, man!
I'm free here! I'm free!
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Oh.
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Hi.
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- Hello.
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I'm aileen.
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- I'm ray...
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Robert's brother. Yeah.
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Uh, okay, sorry.
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Look, you guys
get back to, uh,
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Whatever it was you were
doing on the couch, and, uh,
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We'll talk tomorrow--
not about what you did.
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- Go now.
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- Actually, robert,
I better get going.
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- No! Stay!
- Yeah! Stay!
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- Please, please stay.
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- It really is getting late.
Nice to meet you, ray.
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I'll call you.
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- Who, me? Oh, him!
Yeah, him. Yeah.
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Yeah, call him.
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Yeah. Please.
Please call him.
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Oops.
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- What the hell
is wrong with you?
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- I just--
I wanted to hang out.
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I didn't know
I'd be walking in
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On "beauty and the beast."
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- Since when do we
hang out at midnight?
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- What, I didn't want
to go to bed yet, huh?
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Why should I stay up
in an empty house all night
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When I can do
whatever I want?
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- Oh, you are unbelievable!
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- I'm unbelievably
ready to roll.
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That's what I am.
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- Wait a minute.
Empty house?
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- That's right. I'm free.
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- Debra and the kids
are away?
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- Uh-huh.
Hey! Hey, jacuzzi!
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Jacuzzi!
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jacuzzi, jacuzzi
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Ja-ja-ja-jacuzzi
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Bubbles in my heinie
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Ooh, ooh
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Bubbles...In...My heinie
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Ooh
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What?
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- You're afraid to spend
the night alone.
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- How do you get that
from "bubbles in my heinie"?
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- Ray, it's me
you're talking to.
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We used to share a bedroom.
You get scared.
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- What? You don't know what
you're talking about; I do not.
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- Yeah? Remember how long
you had to keep
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The popeye night light,
scaredy-poo?
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- Yeah, well,
until popeye came along,
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You had to keep
the hallway light on.
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- Only after one of dad's
bedtime stories.
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- Yeah, which was every night.
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- Listen, if you're
having trouble sleeping,
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Just turn on the tv.
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- I-I'm not having
trouble sleeping.
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I'm fine, okay?
I'm not scared, robert.
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- Yeah...
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Listen to your big brother,
okay?
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Watch some tv.
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Discovery channel,
cubby.
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Nature will
put you right out.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Unless it's
about monkeys, right?
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- Wh-what's that
supposed to mean?
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- Nothing.
I just, uh...
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I remember a particular
shoe tree in your closet
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That had a shadow...
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- All right.
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- That you thought
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Looked like a monkey
holding an ax.
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- Listen, I was ten years old,
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And my shoe trees were big.
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- Monkey holding an ax.
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- Yeah.
I'm over it now, raymond!
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- You know what?
It's none of your business.
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And it's time for you to go!
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- All right, get out of here.
- Aah! Aah!
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Good.
This place is stupid.
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- Yeah, oh,
and, uh, good luck
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In that big, dark house
you're going to be all alone in.
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Or are you?
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- All right,
that was something.
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who is it there?
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Now I can't hear
the murderer.
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- The mother decides
to nurse its young
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Under the cooling shade
of a nearby tree.
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Unfortunately, that decision
will cost the gazelle its life.
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- No, no, no.
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Thanks, robert.
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Stupid nature.
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no, no, no!
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- Friggin' doll.
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- Hey.
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- Oh, raymond.
What are you doing up?
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Can't you sleep, dear?
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- No, no.
I could sleep if I wanted to.
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I just...
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- Aww,
you miss debra and the kids.
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Aww...
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, them.
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So what are you doing
still awake?
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- I'm making tea for robert.
- Robert?
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- Yeah, they fumigated
his apartment today,
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And he can't go back home
till tomorrow.
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- Oh, really?
- Yes.
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He said they had
army ants.
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- Army...
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- Well, what are you
doing over here?
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- Hey, I just had to walk
across the street.
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You had to drive here,
officer barone.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Ray's scared.
- Hey.
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You're the one
who's scared.
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- What do you mean?
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You're sick?
You're in trouble?
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Is someone bullying you?
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- No, ma.
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- Then what is it?
What are you scared of?
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- Being alone.
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- You mean for the rest
of your life.
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- No, but thanks for bringing up
that possibility.
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- Then what is it?
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- I-I-I don't know, ma.
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You know, noises...
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The dark,
things in the closet.
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Sometimes it creeps me out.
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You know, raymond too.
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- Hey, hey, hey,
speak for yourself here.
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- Hey, you're the one who
came over to my place tonight.
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- Yes, and, uh,
there were no army ants.
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- "oh! My house is empty.
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"debra's gone.
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Oh, no, I'm frightened."
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- Shut up, ass of the world!
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00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,274
- You shut up, schmuck
of the whole neighborhood!
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00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,743
- That's smaller, you idiot.
- I know it's smaller!
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Stop! Stop!
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- Stop!
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Raymond, your brother
is not a monkey.
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There's nothing wrong
with being a little frightened.
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We all
get scared sometimes, right?
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- Ehh...
- And there's no reason
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Why you can't come over here
every once in a while.
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I mean, that's fine.
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Doesn't it make
you feel good
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That there's a place to go
if you're feeling scared?
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Robbie?
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- Yeah, I guess.
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00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,413
- Raymond?
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- Oh!
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00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:14,232
- Hello, ladies.
- Oh.
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Frank!
- Jerk!
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- Why did you do that?
They're scared already.
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- That's why I did it.
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You're grown men,
for god's sake.
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What's wrong with you?
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- Hey, hey, you're the one
who started the whole thing.
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- What the hell's
that supposed to mean?
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- What, you don't remember
the stories?
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Gargoyles in our closet
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Or a big brother who's just
waiting for me to fall asleep,
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So he can steal my brain.
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- Or a little brother
who's half spider.
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half spider.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Very funny, dad.
Very funny.
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- Give a break!
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You asked for 'em.
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"scare us, daddy.
Tell us a scary story."
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- We also asked
to drive the car, you know?
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I mean,
you should know better.
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You scared the hell out of us.
We couldn't sleep.
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00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,184
- Yeah. A couple of times,
we even wet our beds.
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- I never did that.
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00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:15,260
- Frank...
Look what you did to them.
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- Don't give me that, marie.
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You loved it
when I scared 'em.
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Then they'd come
running to you,
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And you could hug
and cuddle
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And slobber
all over them.
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- Hey, that was nice.
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That's an actual
good memory I have.
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00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,406
She'd calm us down.
254
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:31,042
- Yeah, she used to
scratch my head.
255
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,844
That helped.
256
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:38,316
- I didn't like
seeing my boys scared.
257
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,919
- Oh, yeah, hey,
you got any of those, ma?
258
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,320
- Oh, sure, honey.
Let me get them.
259
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,156
- I like the, uh,
the pretzel-looking ones.
260
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,558
- And remember then we'd
go upstairs to our room
261
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,059
To get away from him,
262
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,260
And then we'd talk
about the mets
263
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,328
Till we fell asleep, huh?
264
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,462
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
265
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,565
I'm glad you were there,
cubby.
266
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,500
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, me too. It was good.
267
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,468
- Yeah.
268
00:13:57,470 --> 00:14:01,539
- Personally,
I like leprechauns.
269
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,144
- What?
270
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,479
- Leprechauns.
271
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,882
Cute, harmless
little irish guys.
272
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,550
And whenever I'd tell
you guys a story,
273
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,319
I'd throw in a couple
of leprechauns
274
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,422
And scare the bejesus
out of you.
275
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,291
Hey, ray,
how did I know
276
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,061
That little raymond
was afraid of leprechauns?
277
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,029
- I don't know.
278
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,399
- Any ideas...
Robert?
279
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,501
- Oh, dad, don't start
pointing fingers, okay?
280
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,036
That's not going to work,
right, ray?
281
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,471
- That's right.
282
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:36,207
How did he know
about the leprechauns?
283
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,643
- I--I don't know, it wasn't me.
Maybe it was ma.
284
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:43,281
All I know is that I couldn't
serve you lucky charms.
285
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,092
He was me little spy!
286
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,526
- You told him.
287
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,962
- All--all right, yes, I did.
I told him.
288
00:14:57,964 --> 00:15:00,231
- Robert.
- Why--why would you do that?
289
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,900
- Well, I liked
when he told us the stories,
290
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,601
But I didn't
want to get scared.
291
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,905
And I had no problem
with leprechauns.
292
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:08,072
- Oh, great, great.
293
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,440
So you could sleep,
and I could...
294
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,209
Stay up all night waiting
for those little monsters
295
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,077
To come and take me
to their nest.
296
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,179
- Nest?
- That's right, nest.
297
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,648
- Hey, listen,
I'm sorry, okay?
298
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:18,216
Don't think I didn't
hate myself for it.
299
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,450
Don't forget,
at that time,
300
00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:24,489
I thought you might be
half spider.
301
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:29,327
When I was running
information to dad,
302
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,428
I think the guilt
was the cause
303
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,031
Of my occasional bedwetting.
304
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,067
- All right. Look, whatever.
It was a long time ago.
305
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,435
- Yeah, but it was wrong.
306
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,303
I mean, we're supposed
to stick together, right?
307
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:42,373
- Yeah, well, brothers do those
kind of things; it's all right.
308
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:47,245
- Not good ones.
309
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:49,047
- All right, listen.
310
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,715
I got to tell you something.
311
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,417
You never wet your bed.
312
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,187
I used to--
313
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,323
I used to wait
until you fell asleep,
314
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,157
And then I'd pour
a glass of water
315
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,226
In there with you.
316
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,495
- What?
317
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,663
- What?
318
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:13,004
- I-I didn't want to always
look like a baby, you know,
319
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,540
Calling for mom
when I was scared, and...
320
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,508
I knew that she would come
if you wet your bed.
321
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:23,214
- I always wondered why it was
up by your shoulders.
322
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,322
- I'm sorry, man.
323
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,225
I'm just--I'm sorry.
Look, I was six.
324
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,027
I was under
a lot of pressure.
325
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,463
- Oh-ho, you just did that,
raymond,
326
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,233
'cause you wanted
to be near your mommy.
327
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,103
- Well, ain't this
a kick in the ass?
328
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,241
Everyone was so quick
to blame me for all of this,
329
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,110
But look at you.
330
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:56,280
You've all got blood
on your hands.
331
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,682
Now I'm going back to bed,
332
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:03,021
And I'm going to sleep
the sleep of the just.
333
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,590
- All right, all right,
I'm--I'm going home.
334
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:06,758
I'm going home.
335
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,527
This little exorcism
wore me out.
336
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,462
Robert, come on,
you can sleep on my couch.
337
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,531
- Good night, girls!
338
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,433
- Come on, let's go.
339
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,734
- All right, good night, boys.
Sleep tight.
340
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,503
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
341
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,271
Not that there are bedbugs.
342
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,773
You're perfectly safe.
343
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,508
But make sure you lock
your door...
344
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:24,809
- Got it, ma.
- Because in the neighborho--
345
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,611
- Yeah, we know,
thanks.
346
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,112
Hey, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
347
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,714
- Whoa, what are you doing?
348
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,449
- Mom's making herself tea.
349
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,085
We can get dad.
Come on, let's go.
350
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,689
He's still
in the bathroom, man.
351
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,757
Come on, go. Go.
352
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,225
- This is so great.
353
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,460
- Yeah, get in,
get in, get in.
354
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,370
Ha!
Little payback time.
355
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,439
- Yeah.
So how should we do it?
356
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,441
- We'll just--
we'll just jump out and scream.
357
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,409
- Yeah.
Like, "we're going to get you,"
358
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,811
Or "we need blood,"
or "I got a hammer!"
359
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,345
- No, no, no, no.
360
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,082
Just--just scream,
like "yah!"
361
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,316
- Yeah, good.
Yah!
362
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:08,219
Whoo!
- No whoo, just yah!
363
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,654
- Yeah.
Yah!
364
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,855
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
365
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,691
- This is so fun,
you know?
366
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,293
We got to do this
more often.
367
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,828
- Yeah, we should do this a lot.
- Yeah.
368
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,463
- Maybe the more
we do it to him,
369
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,531
The less that we'll be scared.
- Yeah, like therapy.
370
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,600
- Yeah, something like that,
something like that.
371
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,236
Next time, we should
get him in the shower.
372
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:31,809
- There he is!
- Shut up, shut up, shut up.
373
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,344
- Okay, now when do we go?
374
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,812
- Shut up.
We just wait.
375
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,514
Wait until he gets into bed.
376
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,884
- Yeah, good.
Get comfortable there, old man.
377
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,621
Nice...
Nice and relaxed.
378
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,158
- Come on, marie.
What's with that face?
379
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,693
They're going to be fine.
380
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:51,162
- Oh, no, mom.
381
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,531
- Oh, I don't want
to scare her.
382
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,399
- Damn it.
383
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,467
- Let's just walk out
right now.
384
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,504
- No. No! No.
No, we'll wait.
385
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,372
We'll wait
till they fall asleep,
386
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,742
Then we'll sneak out.
Damn.
387
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,345
- Hey, you know what
we haven't done in a while?
388
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,253
- What?
What haven't they done?
389
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,590
- Come over here.
390
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,600
- Oh, no.
391
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,304
Ohh, n-n-n-n-n-no.
392
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,472
- No, please don't, don't.
393
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,607
Don't--
don't go over there, ma.
394
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,943
Don't go, don't go, don't go,
don't go, don't go.
395
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,348
- Ohh, yeah!
396
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,217
- We're in here!
We're in here!
397
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,285
But, hey, we didn't
see anything.
398
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,653
We didn't see anything.
399
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:51,622
- We were in the closet.
We were in the closet.
400
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,530
- Scared ya, huh?
401
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,667
- You're a sick man!
402
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:04,535
- What the hell
is wrong with you?
403
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,340
- I'll tell ya--I'll tell ya
what's wrong with him.
404
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,275
He's a sick man!
You're a sick man!
405
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,410
- Sick man!
406
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:14,212
- You tried
to scare me, huh?
407
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:18,216
Well, you mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
408
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:19,750
- What's going on here?
409
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,786
- Got 'em again, marie.
Terrified 'em.
410
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,721
- Oh, frank.
411
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,489
- He's a sick man, ma.
412
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:29,393
- I know.
Did he scare ya?
413
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,529
- Uh-huh.
- Aw, come on.
414
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,564
Let's go downstairs.
All right?
415
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,399
I'll make you boys
some cocoa,
416
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:36,834
And I still have
the butter cookies,
417
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,503
And everything will be fine,
honey.
418
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,372
I'll protect you
from your mean, old daddy.
419
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,375
Isn't this nice?
I love it.
420
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:47,478
- Scared myself
a little.
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