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♪ MTV ♪
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[both chuckling]
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[rock music]
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♪ ♪
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I love
how spacious the kitchen is
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now that you've raised
the original tin ceiling, Chip.
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Oh, and these
sliding barn doors
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add just the right homey touch, Joanna.
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You know who's got an
even better homey touch, Chip?
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My new boyfriend, Butt-Head.
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[gasps]
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Hey, baby.
[chuckling]
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Get lost, you damn hippie.
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Butt-Head, I trusted you!
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[sobbing]
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I love you so much,
Butt-Head.
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[snoring]
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That's right, baby.
[chuckling]
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[guffawing]
Yeah, fire.
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Aah!
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Damn it, get off of me!
- Ahh! Ahh!
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Get off of me, butthole!
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[growls]
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[sighs]
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- Aah!
- Damn it, Beavis.
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You ate all my nachos.
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No way!
You ate all my nachos!
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You didn't even have nachos.
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Oh, yeah.
[guffawing]
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Well, I guess it was me. Yeah.
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Whoa.
Check it out, Butt-Head.
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Look at that.
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See?
It was someone else.
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Uh-huh.
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That's, like,
a clue or something.
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I guess I don't have to kick
your ass just yet, Beavis.
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[chuckling]
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Uh...
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Hmm, I don't see anyone.
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[munching]
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Whoa!
[guffaws]
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What's that thing, Butt-Head?
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I think it's, like,
a bear or something.
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Are you sure?
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Whatever it is,
I'm gonna kick its ass.
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[both laughing]
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[doorbell rings]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Ay, qué linda.
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Besito.
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They missed.
[chuckling]
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Yeah, by a mile.
[guffawing]
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They suck at kissing.
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They're never gonna score.
[TV chatter]
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Well, I mean,
I'd score with them, you know?
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I would not miss.
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[both laughing]
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♪ Oh, my love,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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Is this, like,
Thanksgiving or something?
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Uh, yeah, I think so.
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When is Thanksgiving?
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[guffawing]
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I think it's, like,
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the third November of the year
or something.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Remember that time your mom
tried to have Thanksgiving?
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'cause, like, she had that
boyfriend for, like, a week?
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[both laughing]
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
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Lots of dudes are thankful
for your mom, Beavis.
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[both laughing]
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Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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♪ Don't go yet ♪
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♪ ♪
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I mean a lot of dudes, Beavis.
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[chuckling]
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Butt-Head, come on.
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I mean, like,
hundreds of dudes.
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[chuckling]
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
[growling]
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They all go around the table
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and ask
what they're thankful for,
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and they all say Beavis' mom.
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[chuckling]
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Come on, Butt-Head.
That's enough.
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Come on.
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You know,
I do like this video, though.
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[guffawing]
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It is pretty cool,
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but don't change the subject, Beavis.
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On the first Thanksgiving,
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the Indians taught
the pilgrims how to eat maize,
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and the pilgrims taught
the Indians how to do your mom.
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[both laughing]
- Yeah.
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They're like,
"See, it's easy."
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Come on, Butt-Head.
[snickers]
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On the first Thanksgiving,
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the pilgrims and Squanto
pulled a train on your mom.
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[both laughing]
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Come on, Butt-Head.
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And then there was peace
throughout the land,
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'cause everyone got a piece
of your mom.
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[chuckling]
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Okay, come on, Butt-Head.
Enough!
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[snickers]
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Anyway,
in all seriousness, Beavis,
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I know
I make fun of your mom a lot,
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but that's because
she's a slut.
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
She is not.
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She just has sex
with lots and lots of guys.
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That's all. [snickers]
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Oh, I stand corrected.
[chuckling]
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Besides, Butt-Head,
I heard somewhere
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that "slut" is, like,
a good word now, you know?
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Like, "Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I'm a slut! Yeah."
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[guffawing]
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Uh...oh.
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Well, then,
like I was saying,
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your mom is
the biggest slut of all time.
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Yeah, thank you.
[guffawing]
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I'll tell her you said that.
[guffawing]
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No one takes my nachos
and gets away with it.
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Yep, time to kick some ass.
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You can run,
but you can't hide, dumbass.
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[both grunting]
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This tree feels kind of funny
on my schlong.
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They call it wood
for a reason, Beavis.
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[chuckles]
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[raccoon chittering]
There's no escape now.
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Prepare to have your ass
shoved up your--
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uh...
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oh, I see.
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[chuckles]
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Butt-Head.
[chittering]
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The bears are going
into our house.
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Damn it.
We gotta climb down there now.
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Yeah, maybe later.
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Remember that thing I said
on the way up
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about the tree feeling funny
on my schlong?
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Might want to just, like,
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stay here a little while,
you know what I'm saying?
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Beavis, you pervert.
Get out of the way now.
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Perve out with the tree
on your own time.
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We gotta fight those bears.
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Aah! Come on, Butt-Head!
Come on.
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Aah! Just five more minutes.
Come on.
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- Damn you, Beavis.
- Aah! I'm almost--whoa!
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[grunting]
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[thuds] Ugh.
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[grunts]
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Damn it, Butt-Head.
You ruined it.
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Anderson's gotta
have something in here
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to kill that dumb bear
son of a bitch.
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Uh, hmm...
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Something to kill a bear.
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- Uh...
- No.
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Uh...
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Ooh, there we go.
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Bingo.
[guffawing]
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Let's kill them with this.
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I'll pretend I'm gonna
measure how tall he is.
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And then you sneak up
behind him.
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And I'm like,
"That's two feet tall, sir,"
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and meanwhile, you've
got another one of these
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that's metric, see--aah!
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Shut up, Beavis. Look.
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Look what happened
to that mouse.
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And he's got a big can of glue.
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
we'll just sniff some glue
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and forget about the bears.
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You're a dumbass, Beavis.
[chuckling]
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[guffawing]
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Glue is cool.
[chuckling]
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Butt-Head,
you've got that trap stuck to--
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Beavis, don't tell me
how to do my job.
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Yeah, but Butt-Head,
you've got a thing on your--
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Beavis,
if I wanted your opinion,
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I'd tell it to you.
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And now, the bait.
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[chuckling]
Get this here.
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[grunts]
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This is gonna be cool.
[chuckling]
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[pop music on TV]
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I'm kind of hungry.
[guffawing]
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Well, then go get us
some food, dumbass.
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Okay.
[guffawing]
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[humming]
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Whoa, cool. Nachos.
[guffawing]
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Just gonna scoop some up here.
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[grunting]
Damn it.
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[grunting]
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Aah! Aw, damn it.
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Help! Ow!
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I'm stuck, Butt-Head!
Help!
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Quit messing around, Beavis.
I'm hungry.
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Damn it, Beavis,
you're screwing up my trap.
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[both grunting]
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Aah! Damn it, Beavis.
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[both grunting]
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Damn it.
Get off!
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[glass shatters]
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[chuckles] Get off.
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[glass shatters]
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[both grunting]
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Walk this way, Beavis.
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You're screwing it all up.
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Ow!
- Damn it.
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I can't--no, no.
both: Aah!
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- Ow!
- Damn it.
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Butt-Head, I just need
to take a whiz here.
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- Not now, dumbass!
- Ow!
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We need, like,
a hose or something.
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Ow!
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This glue sucks.
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So, let's take a look
at the cow eye here.
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And there are gonna be
obviously some similarities
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between human
and cow eyes here.
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Whoa!
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They just took that eyeball
out of a cow?
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[guffawing]
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Uh, yeah. [chuckles]
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This is gonna be cool.
[guffawing]
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Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing.
[giggling]
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I think the cow, like,
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donated its eyeballs
to science.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- You can do that.
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Like,
on your driver's license,
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you can be an organ donor.
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[chuckling]
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You know, if someone,
like, donates their schlong
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to science, I could,
like, become a scientist
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and then, like,
get two schlongs.
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And then, I could, like,
be scoring with a chick
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and spanking my monkey
at the same time.
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Yeah! Yeah!
[guffawing]
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Uh. Beavis, why would you
be spanking your monkey
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if you're already scoring
with a chick?
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'Cause if I'm scoring
with a chick,
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I think my other schlong
would have a boner too,
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you know what I'm saying?
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[guffawing]
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Why not just score
with two chicks?
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Ooh, yeah.
I hadn't thought about that.
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Yeah.
Yeah, that would be good.
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I mean, I'd need
a third schlong, you know,
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but then I could be scoring
with two chicks
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and spanking my monkey.
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Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
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[guffawing]
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Beavis, why do you always
need an extra schlong
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to be spanking
your monkey with?
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To spank my monkey! Yeah.
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So if you had two schlongs
257
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,659
and you were scoring with
two chicks at the same time,
258
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,574
that wouldn't be good enough?
259
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:22,143
You still think
you'd need an extra schlong?
260
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,624
Well, I mean,
you gotta have at least one
261
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,060
to spank your monkey with,
262
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:27,627
and that's exactly what I have.
263
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[guffawing]
264
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:32,762
Uh, you're a weirdo, Beavis.
[chuckling]
265
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,894
Yeah, but anyway, you know,
266
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,636
if somebody starts
donating schlongs,
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00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:39,160
somebody better be donating
some more hands to science too,
268
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you know what I mean?
269
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'Cause then I could have,
like, four schlongs
270
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and, like, eight hands.
271
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Yeah, that would be cool.
[guffawing]
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I'd be Dr. Spankenstein,
the Spanktopus.
273
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,480
Uh, don't you mean
four schlongs and four hands?
274
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No, no.
275
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I think we must, like,
spank our monkeys differently,
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Butt-Head. [guffawing]
277
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Different paths up
the same mountain.
278
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[both laughing]
279
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,319
Different strokes
for different strokes.
280
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,452
[both laughing]
281
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[both grunting]
282
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We need to get the hose
and spray this crap off.
283
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:22,638
[both grunting]
284
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,031
Slow down, Butt-Head.
285
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,424
Damn it, Beavis,
just don't do anything.
286
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:29,166
[both grunting]
I think I got it.
287
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,298
Get the hose, Butt-Head.
Come on.
288
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,429
Damn it, Beavis. Hold still--
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both: Aah!
290
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,390
[chittering]
291
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:37,697
Whoa, it's bears!
292
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,655
No! No, this is wrong!
293
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:42,136
No! No!
- Aah!
294
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:45,095
[both grunting]
- Aah!
295
00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,793
Damn it.
Get off of me.
296
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,795
[both grunting]
297
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,622
Butt-Head,
I'm stuck to a bear!
298
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,277
Aah! Aah!
- Damn glue.
299
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,714
[tires squeal]
[car horn honks]
300
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,977
This is all your fault, Beavis.
301
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Boy, it's still nice
302
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,590
for a fella to take a moment
303
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:05,072
and enjoy a dang sunset
in this crazy world.
304
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:06,377
[distant chittering]
305
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,119
[both grunting]
306
00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:10,555
What the hell?
307
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,427
[chittering and grunting]
308
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,559
Stand your ground!
309
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:17,258
I got bear spray, damn it!
310
00:12:17,345 --> 00:12:19,434
- Aah! Aah! Ugh!
- Aah! Aah! Ow!
311
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:20,348
No! No!
- Ow! Ow!
312
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,915
Ow, my eyes!
313
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,744
Blech! Damn it, ow!
- Ugh. Ugh.
314
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:28,138
Well, Beavis, it just goes
to show you, you can't do--
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00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,923
Take that!
both: Aah!
316
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,882
There's more where that
came from, you son of a bitch!
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