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Starring... as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring... as
Sergeant Carter.
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♪ ♪
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Shazam! Would
you look at that shine!
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I can see my
own reflection in it.
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Wanna see your
own reflection in it?
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Don't look at the laces though;
it'll make creases in your face.
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All right, all you people.
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All of you over here!
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Drop whatever you're
doing and listen up good.
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I need a volunteer
for a special detail.
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Headquarters has decided
to add something new
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to battalion operations.
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They're requisitioning some
dogs from the Army Canine Corps
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to be used on sentry duty.
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Now, these dogs are
gonna be shipped and...
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Dogs?!
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You mean we're gonna have
dogs right here on the base?
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I said listen! Don't talk!
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Right, Sergeant.
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Dogs... how about that?
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Pyle!
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Now, there gonna
be four dogs in all,
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so we'll need four men
to team up with them.
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Each platoon sergeant has
been asked to pick a man
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from his own outfit,
which is why I'm here.
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Well, anybody interested?
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I am, Sergeant! I am!
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Well? Any volunteers?
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I am, Sergeant.
I'll be a volunteer.
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Well, how about it? Johnson?
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Sounds like a job right
up my alley, Sergeant.
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Okay, that's one.
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Is there another one?
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Me, Sergeant. I'm another one.
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Please, please.
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All right.
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It's between Pyle and Johnson.
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The rest of your
people, as you were.
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Have you had much
experience with dogs?
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Oh, yes, Sergeant.
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I can't remember a time in
my life when I didn't have a dog.
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I've had 25 in all.
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Let's see, there was
Nellie and Tipper...
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and Gilmore and Chu-Chin...
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Okay, Pyle. Chu-chin was a Chow.
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Swell. Now... Then
there was Champ.
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He was one of the
first dogs I ever had.
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Talk about good-natured.
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Why, he wouldn't even scratch
for fear of hurting the fleas.
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That's very interesting...
Then there was Pal.
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He was one of the finest
retrievers that ever was.
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Oh, it was a thing of beauty to
see him jump into an icy creek
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and swim across
and fetch a duck.
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It pretty near broke my heart
when he got too old to retrieve.
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I knew he was just about
through, though, one day,
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when he run up to the creek,
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he stuck his paw in the
water to test the temperature.
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I think that's one of the
saddest things in the world,
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when a good hunting dog is
too old to retreive anymore.
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Don't you think so, Sergeant?
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Will you knock it off?!
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How about you, Johnson?
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You had much experience
with dogs? Sure have, Sergeant.
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But I didn't have them
just as house pets.
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I was a mule skinner and I
had them kind of rough dogs
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they have in this Canine Corps.
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Knew how to handle them, too.
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When they acted up,
I gave it to 'em good.
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You mean you whupped them?
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Well, let's just
say I had my ways.
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But when I gave them an
order, those monsters listened.
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Well, I never considered
any dogs I ever had a monster.
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Each one was a fine animal
and I give him his due respect.
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Why, I'd never would...
What is this, a dog debate?
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Now, look, Johnson,
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they're looking for dog
partners, not lion tamers.
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Can you do the job or can't you?
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Please, Sergeant,
give me the chance.
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I'll make good. I
promise; you'll see.
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Sergeant,
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I guarantee you
I'll handle that dog
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the way you handle a platoon.
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Yeah? Yeah, you know...
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with the old iron first.
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Even when they do it
right, you don't let 'em know.
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Huh? So they come to look
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at you as just a
big, mean ugly brute.
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Pyle...
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ordinarily, I wouldn't
pick you for anything.
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It usually ends in disaster.
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But I got a feeling that
you're right for this job.
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It's just a feeling.
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Thank you, Sergeant!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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I mean you wouldn't
exactly be a...
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big mean, ugly brute, would you?
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Why, I never would...
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Sergeant, I've got a
lot more experience
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with these kind of dogs!
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Johnson, who's doing the
picking, you or the brute?
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Now, they'll be shipping in
these dogs tomorrow morning.
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There'll be an instructor
along to conduct the training.
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Just make sure
you listen up good
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to exactly everything he says
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and do whatever he tells you.
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Don't worry, Sergeant, I will.
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See that you do.
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Now, I'm sticking my
neck out picking you.
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Don't make me look bad.
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I won't.
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And Sergeant? Yeah?
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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Sorry I took the job
away from you, Johnson.
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No hard feelings.
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Well, let's see what
happens when the dogs come.
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Hey, fellas, the dogs is here!
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Just look at them beauties.
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Ain't they something?
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Hey there, poochie!
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You ol' sweet thing.
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Don't get too close to them!
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They're a little
edgy from the trip.
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Well, I don't blame 'em.
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I'd be edgy too, if I'd come
all this way locked in a cage.
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Hi. Sergeant Carter.
Sergeant Myers.
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These the men who'll
be working with the dogs?
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Right.
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I'm your training instructor.
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It'll be my job to teach
you to take over the dogs.
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Do we get to pick
out the one we want?
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Can we do it now?
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This ain't a pet
shop window, Pyle,
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and you ain't picking out
a puppy for your birthday.
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Now pipe down and listen!
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First, I want to get these
hounds settled down
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and used to their
new surroundings.
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Let's meet in about
an hour and get started.
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Right. We'll be
there with bells on.
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See you later, you
beautiful things.
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I told you not to get too close!
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These animals have been
trained to attack strangers.
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Don't you understand?
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Well, we won't
be strangers long.
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I'm gonna be a
daddy to one of you.
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Pyle, will you get out of here?
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Will you go? Go!
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These animals are
already highly trained,
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qualified sentry dogs.
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Now, it's just a matter of them
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getting used to
their new partners.
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From now on,
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you and the dog you've
selected will become inseparable.
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Only you will pet, feed, or
otherwise handle your dogs.
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Now, these dogs have names
which you will continue to use.
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This is Ripper.
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This is Mauler.
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This is Tiger.
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And this is Killer.
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Mean names. Awful mean.
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Now, it's going to take
a little time for your dog
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to get used to you
and become your friend.
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To break the ice,
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I want each of you to move
over to your dog, real easy like,
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and stand beside him.
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Don't do anything
else; just stand.
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There ain't no reason
to be frightened.
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I'm just trying to
get acquainted.
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Now, slowly, real
slowly, reach over
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and pet your dog.
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Don't do anything
to startle him.
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That's okay; don't
let it throw you.
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Killer happens to be the
toughest one in the bunch.
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It may take a little
longer with him.
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Well, that name of
his ain't helping none.
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Every time you call him Killer,
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it only reminds
him to stay mean.
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Pyle, you might be glad,
someday, he is mean.
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He might save your life
against a saboteur or something.
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Okay, now try petting him again.
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Nice and easy like.
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Lordy, if he's this
way with his master,
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I'd hate to think what
he'd do to that saboteur.
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Detail, halt!
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Sit! Sit! Sit!
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Sit!
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Pull on the leash
harder, force him down.
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Sit!
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Sit! Sit!
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Sit! Sit!
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He sure minds you a whole
lot better than he does me.
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Don't worry, he'll
get used to you.
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He's a crack dog, he'll
start obeying you real fast.
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Okay... forward march!
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Come on!
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Follow, follow...
come on! Follow!
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Come on! Follow!
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Heel!
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If you're trying to embarrass
me in front of everybody,
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you're doing a good job.
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First man.
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Next man.
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Next!
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Next!
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Come on, now.
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Yank on the leash
to get him started.
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Come on... come on, Killer.
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Come on, Killer!
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Killer, come on!
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Pyle is sure having his
troubles, huh, Sergeant?
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Yeah, yeah.
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If it was me, I would
have had that hound
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buckled down
within five minutes.
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Who asked you?
It's just the first day.
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Right, Sergeant.
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Detail... halt!
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Okay, we'll hit it
again tomorrow.
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Right now, get your dog
in his cage and get him fed.
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Dismissed!
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Come on, Killer, get in.
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Please get in; come on.
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Get in.
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Get in, now.
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Come on, Killer, get in.
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Come on.
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Pyle, are you sure you're gonna
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be able to handle that dog?
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Yes, Sergeant.
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It's just gonna
take a little time.
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Well, there ain't gonna
be too much time.
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There's a lieutenant
from the Canine Corps
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coming at the end of the
week to check you guys out.
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Now, if you don't think
you're gonna be ready,
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say so right now, and I'll
get Johnson to take over.
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Johnson?!
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Oh, please don't
do that, Sergeant.
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He'd be mean to my dog.
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Pyle, that might be the only
way to handle this hound.
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Don't worry, me and
him's gonna get along
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just fine, ain't we?
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I don't know.
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I'll get to him, I promise.
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Just give me a little
more time, Sergeant.
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Well, not too much more,
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because if there's
no improvement,
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I'm gonna make the switch.
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I'm the one that's responsible
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and I ain't staying out
on that limb much longer!
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It'll be all right, Sergeant,
I just know it will.
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Did you hear that?
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If you don't start
cooperating pretty soon,
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you're gonna end up with
Buck Johnson as your partner.
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You know, I ought
to be mad at you
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for the way you behaved
today... but I ain't.
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I forgive you.
256
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I know it was just your first
day and you was kind of upset.
257
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:11,936
That's it, that's it.
258
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,938
Get it all out of your system.
259
00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:15,318
If there's something
eating at you,
260
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,575
there ain't nothing worse
than keeping it inside.
261
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,778
I know, I know.
262
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,146
You're in a strange place,
263
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,175
and you're tired
and you're hungry.
264
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,116
Well, I'll go get you dinner.
265
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,585
Then we'll have us a long
talk and really get acquainted.
266
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:29,781
How about that?
267
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,070
Come on, come on... jump!
268
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,189
Come on, please... jump.
269
00:11:48,257 --> 00:11:50,140
Come on, Killer. Killer?
270
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,392
Come on, jump.
271
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,198
That's what happens when
a boy tries to do a man's job.
272
00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,934
I tell ya, the only way to
handle these monsters is to...
273
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:01,669
Yeah, I know, be
a mean, ugly brute!
274
00:12:01,738 --> 00:12:03,170
Look, if you want to watch this,
275
00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,806
just watch... Keep
your mouth shut!
276
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:07,425
Come on! Come on!
277
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,060
Jump! Come on, please.
278
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,246
Jump. Come on, Killer...
279
00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:14,081
Ready, Corporal?
280
00:12:14,151 --> 00:12:16,050
What we're about to do now
281
00:12:16,119 --> 00:12:18,153
is the most important
exercise of all.
282
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:20,355
It's a test of the
dog's aggressiveness,
283
00:12:20,423 --> 00:12:21,517
if he's provoked by an enemy.
284
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,775
All right, we'll
try yours first.
285
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,487
Okay, that's enough.
286
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,616
Fine. Fine.
287
00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,673
Okay, Pyle, you next.
288
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,561
Okay, that's enough!
289
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,172
Beautiful... good dog.
290
00:12:56,593 --> 00:12:58,588
Private, we'll try
your dog next.
291
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,648
Not you! You've
already had your turn!
292
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,644
Get him out of there!
293
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,001
Come on, Killer.
294
00:13:07,070 --> 00:13:08,347
All right, get him down.
295
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,937
Get him down, Pyle!
296
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,839
My goodness,
297
00:13:11,908 --> 00:13:14,153
you're attacking that
food like it was the enemy.
298
00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:15,743
When you're off duty,
299
00:13:15,812 --> 00:13:17,856
you've got to learn
to relax a little.
300
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:20,815
You've got to forget
this killing, killing,
301
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,217
killing all the time
302
00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:23,968
and learn to enjoy life.
303
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,987
It's no good if you have
nothing in your heart but hatred.
304
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,084
You've got to learn
to love a little, too.
305
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:32,276
My goodness,
306
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,724
your muscles are as
tight as guitar strings.
307
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,308
Ease up, stretch out a little.
308
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,520
That's better.
309
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,366
You see, underneath it all,
310
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,018
I know you got nice qualities.
311
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:49,243
The whole trouble is that
name they gave you: Killer.
312
00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:52,213
You figures you just
got to live up to it.
313
00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:54,682
If you had a different name,
maybe you'd act different.
314
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:58,186
In fact, why don't we
call you by something else
315
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,554
when you're off duty?
316
00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:00,788
Let's see.
317
00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:03,291
Now, what could we
call you instead of Killer?
318
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,460
How about Lemley Gilbert?
319
00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:07,488
I used to have a
collie by that name,
320
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,730
and he was as
gentle as he could be.
321
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,099
Lemley Gilbert.
322
00:14:11,167 --> 00:14:12,600
How does that hit you?
323
00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:13,851
Hey, Lemley Gilbert.
324
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:17,989
Pyle, do you think
325
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,935
you're going to be
able to... Shh, Sergeant.
326
00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,054
I think I'm getting Lemley
Gilbert to go to sleep.
327
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,928
Lemley who?
328
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,496
Lemley Gilbert.
329
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,685
That's what I call
Killer when he's off duty.
330
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,568
Lemley Gilbert?
331
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,048
Okay, fine!
332
00:15:08,123 --> 00:15:09,235
Fine. Good.
333
00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:10,924
Okay, Corporal.
334
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,155
Okay. Good.
335
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:15,074
Let's try to make as
good a showing as we can
336
00:15:15,098 --> 00:15:16,130
at the inspection.
337
00:15:16,199 --> 00:15:17,347
That's all for now.
338
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,350
Dismissed.
339
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,322
Oh, Pyle!
340
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,369
Well, you're doing much better.
341
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,725
Thank you, Sergeant.
342
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,794
I told you all I needed
was a little time
343
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:30,962
to get squared away.
344
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,375
Yeah, well, keep it up, huh?
345
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,532
Then you're not gonna
let Johnson take my dog?
346
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,245
What for? You're doing alright.
347
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,037
Thank you a lot, Sergeant,
for having faith in me.
348
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,438
I won't let you down.
349
00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,873
Now if you'll excuse me,
it's time for his brushing.
350
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,909
Lemley really
looks forward to that.
351
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,911
Lemley...? Gilbert.
352
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,080
Come on, boy.
353
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,963
Feel good, don't it?
354
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,552
Tell the truth, now,
355
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,623
don't you feel a lot better
since you've learned to relax?
356
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,990
You can defend your country
357
00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,460
and still have a happy
life at the same time.
358
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,928
Smile, Lemley Gilbert, smile.
359
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,665
Hey, Sergeant Carter.
360
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,277
Say hey to the Sergeant.
361
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:26,584
Give him some sugar.
362
00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:30,771
What is... Quit it!
363
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:33,523
What does he think he's doing?
364
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,691
Get him off of me.
365
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,077
Get him off of me!
366
00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:37,923
He likes you... he wouldn't
have licked your face
367
00:16:37,947 --> 00:16:38,974
if he didn't like you.
368
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,583
I don't like dogs
licking my face.
369
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:44,930
Well, that's the only way
they can show affection.
370
00:16:44,954 --> 00:16:46,932
They can't shake
hands like human beings,
371
00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:48,167
so they do it with licking.
372
00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:49,401
Well, how come
he's so affectionate
373
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,475
in the first place?
374
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,038
I thought these
hounds were supposed
375
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:53,428
to be suspicious of strangers.
376
00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,596
Well, you're no stranger,
for heaven sakes.
377
00:16:55,665 --> 00:16:57,510
He's seen you around
and he likes you.
378
00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,000
He's just one of them great dogs
379
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,429
that's blessed
with a good nature.
380
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,887
This ain't the way he was
when he first came here.
381
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,983
He was one of the
roughest dogs in the bunch.
382
00:17:05,007 --> 00:17:07,307
Oh, he still is
when he's on duty.
383
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:08,709
But when he's off duty,
384
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,395
he likes to relax and have
fun just like the rest of us.
385
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:14,198
Well, just make sure
he don't get too relaxed.
386
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:17,017
I'm counting on you to make a
good showing in that inspection.
387
00:17:17,087 --> 00:17:19,853
Oh, don't you worry
about this fellow, Sergeant.
388
00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:23,157
Just between you and me,
he's the best dog of the bunch.
389
00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:25,376
Maybe I'm prejudiced,
him being mine and all,
390
00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:26,772
but that's the way I feel.
391
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,275
You're the best darn
dog in the whole world
392
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,831
and Gomer loves you.
393
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:33,467
Well, I'll see you
later, Sergeant.
394
00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:35,102
I got to go give him a bath.
395
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,516
He's not only gonna be the
best dog in that inspection,
396
00:17:37,540 --> 00:17:39,890
but he's gonna be
the sweetest smellin'.
397
00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:42,710
Come on, honey, let's
go rub-a-dub in the tub.
398
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,762
Come on.
399
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,683
Great teamwork, Lieutenant.
400
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,284
You've brought us
some fine dogs there.
401
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:08,633
Thank you, sir.
402
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:20,392
Now, this is the real
test of their ability, sir.
403
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:22,061
A demonstration
of their alertness
404
00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:24,430
and aggressiveness when
confronted by an enemy.
405
00:18:31,661 --> 00:18:32,926
I see what you mean.
406
00:18:32,995 --> 00:18:34,311
Good. Good!
407
00:18:38,635 --> 00:18:39,778
Watch this one, sir.
408
00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:41,447
This is Killer, one
of the best we have.
409
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,079
No, get up, get up, now.
410
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:53,228
You're on duty, get up.
411
00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:54,581
Come on, get up, get up.
412
00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:57,250
You're on duty now,
you ain't off duty.
413
00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:59,353
No, no, you can't do that now.
414
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,305
I can't do your tum-tum now.
415
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,551
The colonel and
everybody's watching.
416
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:03,674
Get up.
417
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,008
Attack. Attack!
418
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,327
Killer, get up.
419
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,346
Sergeant Myers, just
what is going on here?
420
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,547
I don't know, sir.
421
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:11,760
Who was in charge of that dog?
422
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,916
This man, sir.
423
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,463
Private, what have
you done to that dog?
424
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,487
Nothing, sir.
425
00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:16,703
Nothing, huh?
426
00:19:16,772 --> 00:19:18,350
I'll tell you what
you've done, boy.
427
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,352
You have taken a
powerful, aggressive animal
428
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,576
and turned him into a pussycat.
429
00:19:22,645 --> 00:19:25,179
This dog was a perfect
specimen when he came here.
430
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,026
He was trained to
defend and attack.
431
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,148
Look at him now.
432
00:19:28,218 --> 00:19:29,218
He's a pussycat!
433
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,320
Get this slobbering
hound off of me!
434
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,689
You have ruined him,
that's what you've done.
435
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:36,907
Ruined him!
436
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,787
He's washed-up as a sentry dog.
437
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:39,955
You understand that, Sergeant?
438
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,412
Shall we take him to the kennels
439
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:42,580
for retraining, sir?
440
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,293
Retraining? What
for? He's finished.
441
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,651
The only thing he's good
for now is the dog pound.
442
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,801
Get him out of here!
443
00:19:47,871 --> 00:19:49,636
Yes, sir. Dog pound?!
444
00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:52,005
You mean you're gonna
send him to the dog pound?
445
00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:53,290
That's right, Private.
446
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,659
Well, I don't mean to
be disrespectful, sir,
447
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,639
but you'd be making
a terrible mistake
448
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,541
to send this
animal to the pound.
449
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,964
He's a fine dog.
450
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,399
I don't care what you say.
451
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,713
A dog don't have to be a
vicious beast every minute
452
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,086
he's in the Canine Corps.
453
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,238
Excuse me, sir.
454
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,584
With your permission.
455
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,453
Pyle, that happens
to be an officer
456
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:12,821
you're talking to,
you knucklehead.
457
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,090
Didn't you learn the first
thing about military courtesy
458
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,424
or you want to go to the
brig and learn some more?
459
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:19,216
Well, did you, huh? Did you?
460
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,583
Hold him! Hold that dog!
461
00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:25,539
Come back, come back.
462
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:26,507
Now, stop that!
463
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:27,786
Do you agree now, Private,
464
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:30,221
that the only place for
this dog is the pound?
465
00:20:30,245 --> 00:20:32,290
It's very obvious you
have lost complete control
466
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,413
of this animal.
467
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,826
I wouldn't say that, Lieutenant.
468
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,862
I'd say the dog handles
himself quite well.
469
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,185
Sir?
470
00:20:38,254 --> 00:20:40,298
The minute he sensed his
master being threatened,
471
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:41,566
he jumped to his defense.
472
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,268
That's what he's
trained to do, isn't it?
473
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,424
That's right, sir.
474
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,460
But the dog is
unfit for sentry duty.
475
00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:47,628
He failed to respond
476
00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,329
when he himself
was being attacked.
477
00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:51,198
Sir, the dog is unfit.
478
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:52,410
That may be so,
479
00:20:52,434 --> 00:20:54,146
but isn't lucky you
discovered it now
480
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,314
rather than later during
some crucial test?
481
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,905
Sir?
482
00:20:57,974 --> 00:21:01,208
Well, if the dog is a
pussycat, as you said,
483
00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:03,155
he probably had
within him the makings
484
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,611
of a pussycat all along.
485
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,592
The private here only
managed to bring that out.
486
00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:07,848
But, sir...
487
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:09,345
I think you should be
thankful to the private
488
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:10,801
for uncovering it now
489
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,914
rather than having
the enemy do it later.
490
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:15,283
Well, yes, sir, but... I
don't feel the only thing left
491
00:21:15,307 --> 00:21:16,952
for this dog is the pound.
492
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,021
If you don't want him, I
know someone who does.
493
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,144
Colonel Swanson.
494
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,262
He has a youngster
495
00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:22,541
who'd probably appreciate
496
00:21:22,565 --> 00:21:24,176
a fine companion like this.
497
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,977
He might enjoy this... pussycat.
498
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,118
Yes, sir.
499
00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:28,769
That's wonderful, sir.
500
00:21:28,837 --> 00:21:29,970
Did you hear that, boy?
501
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,900
You ain't gonna go
to no pound after all.
502
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,657
You're gonna be in a fine home.
503
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:34,825
A colonel's home.
504
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,427
Thank you, sir.
505
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:37,961
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
506
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,631
And sir, you think it'd
be all right if I come over
507
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,544
and visit the dog
every once in a while?
508
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,734
I suppose so.
509
00:21:48,191 --> 00:21:49,568
Ain't that wonderful, sweetie?
510
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,436
I'm going to get to
come and visit you.
511
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,338
And we can play all
our favorite games:
512
00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:55,240
Hide-and-Seek,
and Fetch the Stick,
513
00:21:55,264 --> 00:21:56,380
and Run, Sheep Run.
514
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:57,492
And every now and then
515
00:21:57,516 --> 00:21:58,927
they're going to
let me brush you.
516
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:00,717
And I can do your tum-tum.
517
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:02,631
He just loves it when
I do his tum-tum.
518
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,822
Don't you, Lemley Gilbert?
519
00:22:04,874 --> 00:22:07,140
I think I'm gonna be sick.
520
00:22:07,209 --> 00:22:10,144
I already am.
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