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Starring... as Gomer Pyle.
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Also starring... as
Sergeant Carter.
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♪ ♪
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Gomer, that's enough brushing.
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You're coming
through the other side.
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Well, I want it to be right.
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Heck sakes, Duke, since
I'm gonna be best man
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at that wedding tomorrow
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I want to look my best.
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You're wearing your
dress blues, ain't ya?
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I suppose. Although black
would be more appropriate.
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Black?
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Black's what you
wear to funerals.
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Weddings, funerals...
Tragedy is tragedy.
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Oh, come on, Duke.
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This is going to be
real high-spirited.
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I get to carry the ring... what
with me being best man and all.
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Then I give it to him
and he gives it to her
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and she gets to wear it
for the rest of her born days.
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But I get to carry it first
and that's a real honor.
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Gomer, Gomer!
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I got it! I got it! Greatest
ring you ever saw in your life!
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Let's have a look. Well,
well, it just came in the mail.
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Been in the family
for six generations.
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You never saw anything
like it. It's beautiful.
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My grandmother wore it
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and my great-grandmother
before her...
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She wore it at her wedding.
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It's... it's got diamonds...
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Did-Did I give it to you?
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No.
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I lost it.
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I must have dropped
it on the way in.
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Come on, come on,
Purcell, make up your mind.
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Which way are you going?
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Sorry, Sergeant. I...
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I can't... When you came
in you didn't happen...?
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Wait, wait.
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Here it is. Here it is!
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Jim's kind of got
the jitters, Sergeant.
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What with his wedding
tomorrow and all.
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He thought he'd lost his ring.
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I don't want to hear one more
word about a ring or marriage,
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not one more word,
nothing, you understand?
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I've had it up to here with
you two guys and that wedding.
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Two weeks now and
I've heard nothing else.
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This is a Marine base, not the
little church around the corner.
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Now the rest of you
knuckleheads, listen up.
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We have a field lecture on
demolitions in 15 minutes.
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We'll assemble at 1100.
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Golly.
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Look at that thing shine.
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All them sparklers... why,
that's a regular Fourth of July.
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Not another one
in the world like it.
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Wouldn't be a Purcell
wedding without this ring.
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You'd better put that rock away.
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We got to get moving.
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Whoa, whoa, where will I put it?
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Under your pillow?
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Maybe in my shaving kit.
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How about under the mattress?
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Maybe I better just
carry it right with me.
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Boy, I-I sure wish I didn't
have to go to that lecture.
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Now, in clearing an enemy
field, the mine detector is used.
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It can spot any
buried metal object.
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The mine is then
uncovered and removed.
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To give you an idea
of its destructive power
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we're going to
detonate this mine.
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It'll need two men
for a digging detail.
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Pyle, Purcell.
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Pyle, Purcell!
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What is it, Sergeant?
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If the national effort
can have your assistance
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for a few minutes.
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Grab them shovels.
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Move it!
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All right, good enough.
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Now get back with the others.
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I'll detonate the
mine electrically.
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What is it?
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The ring... the ring, it's gone!
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The blast will destroy anything
in the immediate area of the mine.
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Gather around, men.
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Come on.
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Watch close.
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Ho-Hol-Hol-Hold it! Hold it!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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You can't! Please
no! What's the matter?
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Hey, don't go
down there. Hold it!
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Hey, come back here.
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What is this?
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Jim's ring, he
dropped it in the hole.
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What's going on? JIM: My ring...
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It must have fallen out of
my pocket while I was digging.
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Well, that's tough.
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Oh, please, Sergeant.
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You don't know
what that ring means.
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It's an heirloom.
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It's priceless. It's priceless.
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I mean, I couldn't get
married without that ring.
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Oh, please, Sergeant, please!
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Knock it off!
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Okay, Pete, you
better disconnect.
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All right, the rest of you
guys, come on down here
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and help us look.
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Make it fast.
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Come on, let's move, move, move.
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On your hands
and knees, let's go.
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All right, let's give it up.
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Oh, just a little more, Sarge?
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Please, Sarge?
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That's all, I said.
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We've already wasted
half the morning.
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We're not going to take
all day looking for a ring...
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Heirloom or no
heirloom. Now let's go.
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Sure am sorry, Jim.
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Sergeant, it's just a
terrible thing to lose.
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It's the most beautiful ring
I think I nearly ever saw.
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It was real sparkl...
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Well, there it is.
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Hey, how about that?
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I must have picked
up the wrong jacket.
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It was in the pocket
the whole time.
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We didn't have to do
all that digging, after all.
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Ain't that a good
joke, Sergeant, ain't it?
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You all set, Jim? Yeah.
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What'd you do with the
ring? Got it right here.
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Oh, no.
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No, it... it's gone.
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It's gone again.
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Oh, here.
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Whew! Here it is.
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You sure gave me a fright.
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Gomer, look, you take it.
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You're the best man.
You hold it for me.
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Me? Well, I wouldn't want to...
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Look, I'm so mixed up, I-I
know I'll lose it someplace.
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Please, you hold it.
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I keep misplacing it, and
I about have heart failure
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every time I go to look for it.
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Please, you keep it.
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Well, where will I put it?
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I don't know, just put
it someplace... I got it.
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The best place to keep a ring
is where it's supposed to be.
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I'll keep it on my finger here.
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Should fit my pinkie.
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It won't fall off?
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No, it's good and tight.
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We should have
thought of this before.
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Now tomorrow when you want it,
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I'll just slip it off
and there you are.
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What's the matter?
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It's a might tight.
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But you got to be
able to get it off.
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If I had a little butter...
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Come on, you guys, inspection.
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Your men wearing pinkie
rings now, Sergeant?
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Uh, no, sir.
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You see, sir, uh...
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well, it's a wedding ring.
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That your wedding
ring, Private? No, sir.
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I thought you told me...
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Sir, it is a wedding
ring, but it ain't mine.
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It's Private Purcell's.
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You're wearing Private
Purcell's wedding ring?
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Sir, Private Purcell
is getting married.
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To him?
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Oh, no, sir. He's
marrying Chrissy Parker.
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She's a real nice girl.
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You'd really like her, sir.
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Wonderful.
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Sergeant.
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Sir.
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I suggest you check your
men out before inspection.
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I would say that man was slightly
out of uniform, wouldn't you?
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Well... Unless there's
a new regulation
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which I don't know about which
calls for wedding rings on pinkies.
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That'll be all, Sergeant.
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Aye, aye, sir.
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You get that
thing off! Get it off!
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I can't.
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I reckon my finger's too fat.
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Yeah? Well, I'm gonna work you
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till you're so
thin, it drops off.
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I warned you.
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I have nothing against a
man and a woman of legal age
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being duly joined together in
the bonds of holy matrimony.
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Nothing against it at all.
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But when my lecture's sabotaged,
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my inspection turned
into a shambles
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and the entire platoon
performance record
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shot down in flames...
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Pyle, are you in pain?
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Yes, sir.
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It pains me to hear
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how the platoon performance
record got shot down in flames.
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I'm sure sorry, sir.
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And you are going to be sorrier.
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As a little reminder that
you are both Marines
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on a duty status, you
will put in a few hours
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extra duty tonight
here in the bakery.
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But Sergeant, tomorrow
morning's my wedding. I can't be...
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Hold it. I told you,
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I don't want to hear no
more about a wedding.
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I don't want to hear anything about
it, see anything about it, nothing.
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That word is not to be
used in my presence
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in any shape, manner
or form. Is that clear?
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Okay, Charlie.
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Right, Vince.
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They're all yours.
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Okay.
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You... get over and start
massaging those racks.
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I like 'em nice and clean.
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And you... over here.
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Start working on that.
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We got to get 600
loaves out by tomorrow.
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Well, get in there and move
it around, move it around.
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Give me plenty of wrist action.
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Attaboy.
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That's fine, that's beautiful.
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Plenty of wrist in there.
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That makes it nice
and light and fluffy.
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Very good.
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I'll make a doughboy
out of you yet.
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Get it? Doughboy.
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Move it, move it.
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Watch those wrists.
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You, keep working.
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Oh, boy, I'm bushed.
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At least you'll be sure to
get a good night's sleep.
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Yeah... yeah, that's
what I need... sleep.
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One thing about working hard...
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You're too tired to
remember you're nervous.
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Just think... in a
few more hours
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you're going to be a
married husband and all.
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And to think that I'm
all part of the ceremony.
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And I'll do it right, too,
you can depend on that.
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I'll be right there
with the ring.
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Well, where is it?
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Huh? It's gone!
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Where is it?!
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Knock it off.
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You lost my wedding ring!
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Gomer, where's the ring?!
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It must be around
here someplace.
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I'll get a flashlight.
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But we've got to find it, Gomer.
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Knock it off, fellas.
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We got to find it.
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We will.
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We'll just backtrack
every step of the way.
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You see anything?
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Look carefully.
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It's not around here anywhere.
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Oh, think, Gomer, think.
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When is the last
time you saw it?
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Let me see now...
I had it at supper.
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00:11:28,738 --> 00:11:30,621
Then we come to
work here at the bakery.
258
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:31,868
Well, did you have it then?
259
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,091
Yeah.
260
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,359
I remember now.
261
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,694
Up until the time I started
working on all that dough,
262
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:38,629
you know, with the wrist action.
263
00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:43,734
So it could have come off in...
264
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:46,587
Yeah, that dough
was gooey enough.
265
00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:49,023
And with the butter and all.
266
00:11:49,092 --> 00:11:50,741
I think I know
where your ring is.
267
00:11:58,168 --> 00:12:02,570
Your wedding ring's baked into
one of them there 600 loaves of bread.
268
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,527
Well, I guess the
ring's lost for good now.
269
00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:17,152
And after six
generations in the family.
270
00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:18,986
Boy, poor Chrissy.
271
00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:21,033
She's sure going
to be disappointed.
272
00:12:21,057 --> 00:12:22,357
Well, maybe we can find it.
273
00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:25,026
It's got to be in one of
them loaves of bread.
274
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:28,062
But there's 600
loaves, Gomer, 600.
275
00:12:28,131 --> 00:12:31,032
Then we'll just have to look
through every single loaf.
276
00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,668
Piece by piece, can't
overlook one single crumb.
277
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:47,097
It's just the corporal taking
sandwiches to the guardhouse.
278
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,869
Sandwiches.
279
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,271
Yeah, just... Sandwiches.
280
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,418
Made out of bread.
281
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,007
Right.
282
00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,916
Before we start on the loaves,
we better check those out.
283
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:03,949
Hey!
284
00:13:08,971 --> 00:13:11,038
Hold it! Don't eat
those sandwiches!
285
00:13:11,107 --> 00:13:12,607
Excuse us, Corporal
of the Guards,
286
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:14,242
but you mustn't
bite into that bread!
287
00:13:14,311 --> 00:13:16,222
Excuse me. Can I see
that one? What's going on?
288
00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:17,911
There was an
accident at the bakery,
289
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,780
and something fell
into the bread dough.
290
00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:21,227
Something in the bread dough?
291
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,528
What? What fell in it?
292
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:24,785
Much obliged. It's not in there.
293
00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:26,153
I almost ate that!
294
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,622
Well, what is
it? What fell in it?
295
00:13:27,691 --> 00:13:28,739
It's not here either.
296
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,324
Are these all the
sandwiches you made?
297
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,633
All except for the one I
gave Lieutenant Peterson,
298
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,123
the officer of the day.
299
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,930
That might be just where it is.
300
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,227
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Let's go!
301
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,550
Oh, thank you, fellers.
302
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,652
Enjoy your sandwiches.
303
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,841
♪ ♪
304
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,865
♪ ♪
305
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,924
Golly!
306
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,194
600 loaves is sure
a lot of bread, ain't it?
307
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,373
It sure is.
308
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,297
Course, we don't have
to go through all 600.
309
00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,998
We've already
been through that'n
310
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,507
that they made the
sandwiches out of,
311
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,269
so all we got to do is 599.
312
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,871
Hand me the first one,
and we'll get started.
313
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:09,840
I'll cut it off here.
314
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,353
Now, careful. We
don't want to scratch it.
315
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,676
All right.
316
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,118
Ain't in this one.
317
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:23,099
Gomer, we'll never be able to
go through all 600 loaves like this.
318
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,223
Wait a minute. I got an idea.
319
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,966
Ain't in this loaf.
320
00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:36,767
Someone's coming!
321
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,721
Hey! What are you
guys doing here?
322
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,489
Get out of there!
323
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:00,290
Come on, snap it up!
324
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,026
What is all this?
325
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,494
Well, I was here
working earlier,
326
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,963
and I lost something, and
I come back to look for it.
327
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,765
What'd you lose?
328
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,767
The wedding ring that Jim here
329
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,314
is supposed to get
married with today.
330
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:13,904
The ring?
331
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,372
You lost the ring?
332
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:19,226
The ring he's
getting married with?
333
00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:20,911
That's a hot one.
334
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,793
We figure it's somewhere
here in a loaf of bread.
335
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:27,101
You lost the ring
in a loaf of bread?
336
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:29,920
If it's all right with
you, Sergeant,
337
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,755
we'd kind of like
to get it back.
338
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,624
Sure. Go ahead.
339
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:36,694
Boy, I can see the ceremony now.
340
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:40,397
"With this bread, I thee wed."
341
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,283
Then he puts the loaf of
bread on her finger! Get it?
342
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,969
Which loaf is it in?
343
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:47,438
Well, we don't rightly know,
344
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,773
so we're going to have to
go through every single one.
345
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,325
You know, and slice 'em up.
346
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,229
But... but Sergeant...
347
00:16:55,298 --> 00:16:57,610
The first one that lays
a finger on this bread,
348
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:58,661
I let him have it.
349
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,350
You want to play hide-and-seek?
350
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,568
Outside. Not in my bread.
351
00:17:01,638 --> 00:17:03,237
Come on! Out!
352
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:05,072
Outside! Let's go!
353
00:17:05,141 --> 00:17:07,261
But, Sergeant, maybe
we could just use a fork
354
00:17:07,309 --> 00:17:08,838
and kind of punch
around in them.
355
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:12,763
Charley Hacker serve bread
full of puncture holes? No, sir.
356
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,932
16 years I been baking.
357
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,602
I never served no
factory seconds. No dice!
358
00:17:17,654 --> 00:17:19,954
Outside! Out! Out!
359
00:17:20,023 --> 00:17:21,023
But Sergeant!
360
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,773
This ring is kind of
special, Sergeant.
361
00:17:22,841 --> 00:17:25,960
Couldn't we just
look in a few...? Out!
362
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:29,280
Hurry it up out of here!
363
00:17:29,332 --> 00:17:30,664
Out!
364
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,118
I sure feel bad about this, Jim.
365
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,686
And it's all my fault, too.
366
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,689
Here you picked me out of all
your friends to be your best man,
367
00:17:43,713 --> 00:17:45,757
and trusted me with
the ring for your beloved,
368
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:47,915
and I let you down.
369
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,718
It's okay, Gomer. It wa...
it was just an accident.
370
00:17:50,786 --> 00:17:53,265
But there must be
something we can do.
371
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,201
Sergeant Carter says
that there ain't no situation
372
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:57,336
that a good Marine
can't overcome.
373
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:58,659
No, look, we've had it.
374
00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:00,061
You heard that mess sergeant.
375
00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:01,373
He won't let us near that bread.
376
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,297
He won't let us touch it.
377
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:05,766
Look, we... we'd
better just forget
378
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,902
all about it. Wait a minute...
379
00:18:07,971 --> 00:18:09,536
Just a blessed instant.
380
00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:12,106
What? Maybe there is
something we can do.
381
00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,691
Wha... what is it?
382
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,561
Well, I got this idea, but
it's going to take bravery.
383
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,396
But how? What?
384
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,716
Well, first of all, we've got
to go get Sergeant Carter.
385
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,002
Carter?! The way he
feels about the wedding?
386
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,366
And you're going to wake
him up at 4:00 in the morning?
387
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,790
Well, that's where
the bravery comes in.
388
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,659
Come on. Let's go.
389
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,688
Sergeant?
390
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,458
Sergeant?
391
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,967
Couldn't be.
392
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,103
Sergeant Carter?
393
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,211
Pyle, for your sake, I hope
this is all just a very bad dream.
394
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,208
It ain't no dream. It's me.
395
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,098
You see, we lost
the ring again...
396
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,150
Pyle, what is this
overwhelming urge
397
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,751
you have for self-destruction?
398
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,921
I got this idea... And
I got an idea, too!
399
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,235
It's what to do with nitwits
who wake up their sergeant
400
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,725
in the middle of the night!
401
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:23,372
I'll give you the
details tomorrow
402
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,729
but, for now, get out of here!
403
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:26,713
But, Sergeant, a fellow
Marine's in trouble,
404
00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:28,582
and you're the only
one that can help.
405
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:31,051
And I know you'll help
because you're his only hope.
406
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,364
Never mind, Gomer.
407
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,699
Sorry we bothered you, Sergeant.
408
00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:36,018
But Jimmy how can you
get married tomorrow?
409
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,341
I... I don't know.
410
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,587
Maybe-Maybe they're
trying to tell me something.
411
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,943
Maybe it's a bad sign.
412
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,958
I don't know. All I know
is, when I tell Chrissy,
413
00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:45,094
she's going to probably want
to call off the wedding anyway.
414
00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,761
You know how
superstitious brides are.
415
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,419
You mean call off the wedding?
416
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,615
Well, everything's
going against it.
417
00:19:49,639 --> 00:19:51,951
Everything. It's too much!
418
00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:55,621
The Sergeant's right. Why should
he have to be bothered with all of this?
419
00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:57,144
It's not his problem.
420
00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:58,674
Why should he have to help out?
421
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,777
Forget it. Nothing says
I have to get married.
422
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,081
Sorry, Sergeant.
423
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:07,087
Get off this bed!
424
00:20:07,156 --> 00:20:09,067
Marry, don't marry.
That's your problem.
425
00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:10,357
Mine's getting some shut-eye.
426
00:20:10,425 --> 00:20:12,388
Now, get out of here
or I throw you in the brig!
427
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,572
But, Sergeant, you could...
428
00:20:13,596 --> 00:20:16,464
Out! Out! You want the
brig?! Out! Get out of here!
429
00:20:16,532 --> 00:20:19,867
Out, get out, out,
out, out, out, out, out!
430
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,385
♪ ♪
431
00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,517
Pyle! Purcell!
432
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,488
All right, all right.
433
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,158
What was this
brilliant idea of yours?
434
00:21:19,628 --> 00:21:24,565
♪ ♪
435
00:21:28,938 --> 00:21:30,983
And the wedding is this morning?
436
00:21:31,007 --> 00:21:33,974
Yes, sir, Colonel. At 1000.
437
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,910
Interesting situation.
438
00:21:35,978 --> 00:21:37,856
How much time till
mess call, Sergeant?
439
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,646
55 minutes, sir.
440
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,583
It'll be close. Very well.
441
00:21:42,651 --> 00:21:45,211
I'll issue the
necessary instructions.
442
00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:47,766
Hold up on the
bread, Charley! Huh?
443
00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:49,285
We got to check it
for that missing ring.
444
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,842
Nobody hacks up my bread!
445
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,845
You want to find prizes, buy
yourself some Crackerjack.
446
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,348
Orders from the top, Charley.
447
00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,949
The Colonel wants
that ring found.
448
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,713
The Colonel ordered my bread
449
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:02,380
ripped up for a tin ring?
450
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,272
Relax. Nobody's
going to rip it up.
451
00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:07,341
We're going to find it
with a mine detector.
452
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,675
All right, men, in here!
453
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:12,379
All right, let's spread
out the bread, huh?
454
00:22:19,388 --> 00:22:22,239
Okay, start right here.
455
00:22:22,291 --> 00:22:24,669
He should have found it by now.
456
00:22:24,693 --> 00:22:27,127
That's the way it always is
when you lose something.
457
00:22:27,196 --> 00:22:29,863
You never do find it till
the very last place you look.
458
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,332
I don't know why that is,
but that's the way it always is.
459
00:22:32,401 --> 00:22:34,746
Well, are you sure you
had it here in the bakery?
460
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,436
Now, don't you worry.
461
00:22:36,505 --> 00:22:37,737
Wouldn't surprise me none
462
00:22:37,807 --> 00:22:40,091
if it wasn't in loaf number
600... the very last one.
463
00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:42,409
It is in the last one!
464
00:22:42,478 --> 00:22:43,910
It's in this one!
465
00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:45,040
Better make sure.
466
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,374
But it's just got
to be, Sergeant.
467
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,509
If it ain't in any
of the others,
468
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:51,835
and this is the last
one, why, it's just...
469
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,538
It ain't?
470
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:56,123
Well, then, where...?
471
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,692
All right, secure the gear.
472
00:23:00,029 --> 00:23:01,595
I'm sorry, Jim.
473
00:23:03,432 --> 00:23:05,399
Hey, I got something
here, Sarge!
474
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,813
What have you got in that
pocket? Keys? Change?
475
00:23:07,837 --> 00:23:09,636
No. In this pocket, I
just keep my hanky.
476
00:23:09,705 --> 00:23:12,606
Don't know why that gadget
should buzz around my hanky.
477
00:23:15,912 --> 00:23:17,294
Shazam!
478
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:18,945
Well, how do you do?
479
00:23:19,015 --> 00:23:21,382
Now I remember.
480
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:23,484
My hands got all
gooey in that dough,
481
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:25,752
and I wiped them
off on my hanky.
482
00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:27,654
That must have been
when the ring come loose.
483
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:30,524
The ring was in my pocket
the whole time, Sergeant!
484
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,911
Wasn't no need to wake
you and the Colonel after all!
485
00:23:33,980 --> 00:23:35,429
How about that?!
486
00:23:35,498 --> 00:23:38,064
That's a good joke.
Ain't that a good joke?
487
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,733
Here you are, Vince.
488
00:23:39,802 --> 00:23:41,301
Be my guest.
489
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,214
Do you, James
Purcell, take this woman,
490
00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:57,184
Christine Parker, to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
491
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,903
I do.
492
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,905
And do you, Christine Parker,
493
00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:05,008
take this man to be your
lawfully wedded husband?
494
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,376
I do.
495
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,627
The ring, please.
496
00:24:08,997 --> 00:24:11,557
Let's have it.
497
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:16,604
It'll be just a sec.
498
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:17,952
Come on, Gomer.
499
00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:20,574
Come on, Gomer.
500
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,860
I'll have it off in a jiffy.
501
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:29,032
You wouldn't have any
butter, would you, Chaplain?
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