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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:02,400 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 2 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,160 (HORN HONKS) 3 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,280 Here you are, guv'nor, mascot. 4 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,760 Just what you need, ain't it, with you going into the RAF? 5 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,560 Lucky charm. See, they all have 'em. You ask any of them glamour boys. 6 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,640 Never have a bash at old Jerry without one. 7 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,280 Hey, you, mister. Now, if I was you, I'd have this monkey. 8 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,880 It's got a coloured behind, see, 9 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:12,800 and every time the flipping Luftwaffe come at you, 10 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,800 all you got to do is turn it round this way, say, "Kiss my..." 11 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,240 (AIR-RAID SIREN HOWLS) (PLANES DRONE) 12 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,800 (AIR-RAID SIREN HOWLS) 13 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,760 Oh, come on. I've got all kinds of interesting novelties here. 14 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,080 No, really, they're very amusing little things. 15 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,240 I mean.. Hello, officer. 16 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:11,760 Obstructing the pavement again, Pope? 17 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:13,760 Who, me? Come on. Pack it up. 18 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,840 I'm just giving the lads a couple of laughs, keeping up their morale. 19 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,520 I ain't even selling the things. Here you are, mate, present for you. 20 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,800 OK, Pope! I said pack it up! 21 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,920 Anything to say before I pass sentence? 22 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,000 Well, yes, since you asked me, I have, missus. 23 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,760 This is helping Hitler. That's what it is. 24 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,760 I beg your pardon? This ain't like the other times I've been nicked. 25 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,600 On this occasion, I'd just put me suitcase down 26 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,480 while I waited for the queue to ease off so I can nip in 27 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,400 and put me moniker on the King and Country forms they was handing out. 28 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,600 And then to me amazement, I'm pinched before I can even take the oath. 29 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,720 Do you mean to say you were endeavouring to enlist 30 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,200 when you were taken in charge? 31 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,520 Yeah. You've got it, milady. If I might make a comment, Your... 32 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:55,760 Oh, but this is quite outrageous, officer, 33 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,400 losing his place in the enlistment queue? 34 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:02,360 The defendant is given an absolute discharge with four shillings cost. 35 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:07,160 Give him the money, Mr Clerk. I see fine things ahead of you, young man. 36 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,680 Great things. 37 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:12,480 Officer, take this fine-spirited fellow in hand 38 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,800 and give him every possible assistance. 39 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,040 Thanks, officer, you can leave me on me own now. 40 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,000 MAN: Left, left. Left, right, left. 41 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,560 Left, left. Left, right, left. 42 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,880 Left, right, left, right, left, right, left. 43 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,320 Left, left. Left... 44 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,320 Left, right, left, right, left! 45 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,560 Now down and across the bayonet! 46 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,760 What are you doing with that bayonet tied up in that sack? 47 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,280 (MAN SHOUTS) 48 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,520 Look, as senior man in this tent, 49 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,880 I insist on reorganising the accommodation in here. 50 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,720 It's perfectly simple. There are 10 of us. 51 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,480 So we divide the cubic capacity into 10 equal parts. 52 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:38,280 How'd I get into this? That's what I've been asking for two weeks now. 53 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,160 There I was minding me own business. 54 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,560 All of a sudden, I'm being shanghaied into the RAF. 55 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,160 It's a press-gang. That's what it is. It's a press-gang. 56 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:48,560 As I was saying, if we all cooperate as a team, 57 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,600 each man keeping to his own allocated... 58 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,440 How long am I in for? That's the rub. 59 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:54,680 I mean, you get slung inside, the judge, he tells you. 60 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,760 Six months, a year, even, but he tells you. Not in this lark. 61 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,040 I mean, supposing Hitler don't win the war after all. 62 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,080 Might be stuck for years and years. Now, look here, Pope. 63 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,480 I've had my eye on you for the past week or two. 64 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,760 It's manifestly plain you're the type of defeatist 65 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,760 that's liable to spread alarm and despondency. 66 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,080 Why don't you give your jaw a rest? MAN: Outside! 67 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,520 Hey, wait. Hey, wait. Half a tick. 68 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,040 We don't have to go. Nobody'll miss us in that shower. 69 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,800 Let's lie low and skip it. Well, they don't count us, do they? 70 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,080 But hang it all! That's mutiny. 71 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,200 Look, as senior man, I order everyone to go. 72 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,320 Oh, get lost, Clarence. Get lost. 73 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,560 Get outside! 74 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,760 Come on, look lively about it! That man in the back! Move yourself! 75 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,360 (SINGS) # ..through the trees 76 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,120 # You know... # 77 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,640 It was a pay parade. 78 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,160 Eh? 79 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,600 No, wait. It's too late, Popey. 80 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,920 You've had it for a fortnight. 81 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,240 Why didn't somebody tell me? 82 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,640 I can let you have a pound. 83 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,200 Well, do you reckon that'll do you till next payday? 84 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:01,960 Well... Thanks. That's... decent of you, mate. Ta. 85 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,400 It was that other bloke's fault - he'd like to see me starve 86 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,320 so as he can get more of that cubic capacity of his in here. 87 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,400 Well, I don't know. I reckon it's a good idea. 88 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,960 No, I mean, about all us fellas sharing and all. 89 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,480 You... 90 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,720 But, then, you don't like it here at all, do you? 91 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,800 I've made up me mind, mate. You're in, you're in. 92 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:22,600 There's nothing to do but relax and swim with the tide, like they say. 93 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,240 Only thing is, how does a bloke make a living in this outfit? 94 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,480 Well, they give you regular grub and a place to sleep. 95 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,080 Chased from apex to breakfast time for two and thruppence a day 96 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,760 and you call that living? 97 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:33,840 Why, that's slavery, mate, ruddy slavery. 98 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,640 MAN: Members of number two squad, four flight, 99 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,800 collective postings to number six, ITW, 100 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,800 Dukes Meadow, for aircrew training. 101 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,320 Number six ITW! Boy, oh, boy! That's a training wing, isn't it? 102 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,600 Sure thing, and then straight off to operational centre 103 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,240 and then... (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 104 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:53,720 Gorblimey. 105 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:56,400 Ever see anybody in such a tearing hurry to get to the undertaker's? 106 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,640 ..number three squad, number three... 107 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,120 Hold up. That's us. 108 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,440 ..to non-effective pool recruits training centre... 109 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:07,560 Non-effective - that's us. And it's here, right here in town. 110 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,440 Well, is that good, Popey? Well, it's non. 111 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,960 That means it's gotta be something peaceful 112 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,400 like putting up blackout curtains or running errands, maybe. 113 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,960 'Ere, let's get out of here before they get tabs on us. 114 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,480 You don't know how lucky we are. You think so, Popey? 115 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,560 Well, think of what happened to them other poor blighters. 116 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:26,000 You know where they could be headed? The boat, overseas. 117 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,880 At least this way, mate, we've got a chance 118 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,600 to see the end of this flipping duration. 119 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,280 Here we are. Get your skates on. 120 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,720 (BELL DINGS) 121 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,520 Here, mate, mate. 122 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:57,040 What's all the panic? Have you just been drafted to pool? 123 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,480 Yeah, me and him, from recruit centre, reporting for duty. 124 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,600 Duty? Here? How long you been in? About a month. 125 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:05,480 Hey, uh, what's the layout? Here, um, have a fag. 126 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:06,960 Will you stop pushing? 127 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,560 It's Chiefy. He's dishing out 295s. 128 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,760 295s? What are them? Leave passes. 129 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,360 It's the same every morning directly after parade. 130 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,360 What, do you have parades here? Well, not exactly parades. 131 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,160 Will you stop pushing? 132 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:17,680 Not exactly parades. Sort of roll calls. 133 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,920 They can't check on you 'cause there's too many of us. 134 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,120 Be the same tomorrow morning. Be a load more here tomorrow. 135 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,120 Ain't there no-one in charge of this here pool? 136 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,320 Yeah, Chiefy's in charge, but he's expecting his ticket, you see, 137 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,920 so he don't give a monkey's slap or tickle what happens to us. 138 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,800 Real snide's holiday, this one, I'll tell you that. 139 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,280 Hey, Chiefy, we're living in digs, like. 140 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,240 (ALL TALK AT ONCE) 141 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:39,440 Enough! Keep in line! Or I'll slap you on a charge, the lot of you. 142 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,720 You see if I don't. 143 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,080 'Ere! Don't he ever turn them down? No, he went barmy months ago. 144 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,880 Now, listen to me, all of you. Bombed out, Chiefy. 145 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,600 Wife and kids got nowhere to go, only mother-in-law. 146 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,560 Letter here from the chief clerk, Chiefy. 147 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,480 Wife's conscripted to make camouflage netting. 148 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,800 Can you beat that? And me serving King and Country. 149 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,520 Wife's expecting twins, Chiefy. She's got to have 'em at home. 150 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,240 No room at the hospital. Now, look. 151 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,720 Give me a break or I'll shut the office for a week. 152 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,120 (PHONE RINGS) And can't anyone answer that phone? 153 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:12,360 (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY) 154 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,600 Pipe down, will ya? 155 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,280 It's SHQ on the line, sir. SHQ? 156 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,640 'Ere, Pedlar, shut that door, and don't let anybody else in. 157 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,640 Get me? Sure. Sure, Popey. 158 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,560 Yes, sir? 159 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,360 On the dot, sir. Certainly, sir. 160 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,240 Yes, sir. Right away, sir. Right, sir! 161 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:34,760 SHQ want 12 airmen to scrub down the main equipment store. 162 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,360 OK, first 12. Give us your passes. 163 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:41,240 And when you're finished, come back and collect them at 1600 hours sharp. 164 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:43,760 We can check on them from 295s, Chiefy. 165 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,120 Right, Pedlar, let this lot out and stand outside. 166 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,160 Don't let anyone else in till I say so. 167 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,520 Don't worry about Pedlar, Chiefy. He don't really hurt no-one. 168 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,320 He's gentle as a baby, really. 169 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:55,280 Lummy, they're trespassing on your good nature. 170 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,440 Blimey, they're enough to drive anyone barmy, 171 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,280 the lazy lot of so-and-sos. 172 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,520 Yeah, but don't you worry. Me and Pedlar... He's my oppo out there. 173 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,160 We're gonna fix all that for you. You just leave it to us. 174 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,200 Hello. Is this your tea jug, Chiefy? 175 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,200 Well, it's about NAAFI time, ain't it? 176 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,440 Right, first bloke back with that filled gets his pass signed. 177 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,880 Well, that's absolutely bloody marvellous. 178 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,920 Why have I never thought of that dodge? 179 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:26,400 I haven't had hot tea in that jug for weeks. 180 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:34,800 Hey, Chiefy, why don't you come and bed down in here? 181 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:37,160 There's a comfortable chair, nice view of the sea. 182 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,160 I'll get a notice put on that door - 183 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,640 "Positively no admittance except through my clerk." 184 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,840 Uh, if you could just give me the gen. 185 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:46,920 You know, just a rough outline, of course. Yeah? 186 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,800 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 187 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,640 Hi, Popey. Where was you? 188 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,640 I've been looking for you. Washing up the landlady's dishes. 189 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,920 She can't employ an airman as an unpaid skivvy. 190 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,840 No, it was real good fun, Popey. 191 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,240 Besides, I thought you'd still be talking with Chiefy. 192 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,080 No, no, me and him came to terms quick. 193 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,640 That's what I want to tell you. 194 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,520 We have fallen slap on our feet, Pedlar, old son. 195 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,600 This pool is a proper little goldmine if we work it right. 196 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:17,160 What sort of jobs? You couldn't buy 'em for 10 quid. 197 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,800 I'm gonna be the chief clerk 198 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,480 and you're gonna be the chief chucker-outer. 199 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,720 Chips. We're gonna give the sarge a hand with these deadbeats. 200 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,720 That sounds real good, Popey. 201 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:26,960 Chiefy, I thought he looked a nice sort of bloke. Him? 202 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,880 He didn't spend two years in Singapore 203 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,800 trading with the wogs for nothing. 204 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,680 We've got to split everything with him, 50/50. 205 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:36,000 He wouldn't take a button less. 50/50? Of what? 206 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,000 Here, well, look. I've been making out a price list. 207 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,400 Here you are. Look. Seven days leave, five bob. 208 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,360 Weekend pass, half a dollar. Excuse-duty chit... 209 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,640 Well, that ought to be worth the same, 210 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,240 but there's no knowing yet what to charge 211 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,880 until we work it over for a bit. 212 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,720 Ought to be half-a-dozen fiddles waiting to be played in this place. 213 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:55,560 And to think, I was standing outside that recruiting depot for a year. 214 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,560 Only one thing, Popey. Only what? Go on. 215 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,200 Aren't we gonna fight anybody? Fight? Who? 216 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,160 Some of them Germans, maybe. 217 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,160 Do you think we'll ever get a chance to? 218 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,240 What was you doing, mate, when they nabbed you? 219 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,600 It's something you never told me. I wasn't nabbed, Popey. 220 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,080 I volunteered. 221 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,800 You... 222 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,800 OK. Look. 223 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,720 Only do me a favour. 224 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,720 Don't go listening to any more of them propaganda news bulletins. 225 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:29,280 And if you buy a paper, well, look at the comics. 226 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:32,120 Anything you want to know, just ask me, OK? 227 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,680 Sure. 228 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,160 Sure, Popey. 229 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,680 (CASH REGISTER DINGS) 230 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,880 Mail. 231 00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,640 Has Pope's char gone in yet? Yes, sir, just stick it in. 232 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,760 OK, mates. You look like deserving cases to me. 233 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,040 I'll, um, have a word with Chiefy. Would you really? Thanks, Popey. 234 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:11,120 Uh, we'd appreciate your gratitude, chums. 235 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,880 Ta, Popey. 236 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:20,120 (SEAGULLS CRY) (SNORES) 237 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,840 Chiefy. Chiefy. 238 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,400 Two cases here, Chiefy. Gotta be booked out today. 239 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:33,160 Sign right there, Chiefy. Don't wake yourself up. 240 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,840 No. 241 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,200 Oh, I must give up these naps in the morning. 242 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:42,480 Makes it so hard to go to sleep in the afternoon. 243 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,320 Thanks, Chiefy. 244 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:56,120 MAN: I've got to see him, lads. (MEN ARGUE) 245 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,560 Can I take another post... Simmer down, Jock. Simmer down. 246 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,520 It's OK, Trinidad. Right, sir. 247 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:07,400 Come in, Jock. It's about your posting, you say? 248 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,000 Aye. I made a dozen applications about it, as you well know. 249 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,680 I cannae sleep. Me mother's ailing. 250 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,680 And there's a business to keep an eye on too. 251 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,680 Half a tick, chum. Today's mail's only just come in. 252 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,680 I ain't had a chance to look at it yet. 253 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,280 And I've told you before. 254 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,360 Hard-hearted lot of perishers down at records, they are. 255 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,480 Keep you waiting, they do. Maybe that new list of postings is in. 256 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,480 Hello, Jock. This could be it. 257 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,760 What do you know? A whole block of postings. 258 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,520 MacTaggart. J. MacTaggart. 259 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,280 Uh, yeah. 260 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,600 "The following postings are to..." 261 00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:40,800 Here we are. MacTaggart, J. 262 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,200 Cornwall. 263 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:47,280 Cornwall, you say? Sorry, mate. 264 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:50,640 RAF Station Dyce would have been right on your doorstep, eh? 265 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,080 Aye, it would, that, in Aberdeen. 266 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,040 I'd set my heart on a station over the border. 267 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,360 Yeah, well, that's war for you, Jock. It's us little guys what suffer. 268 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,760 Aye. No, it doesn't make sense. 269 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,560 A bloke from Cornwall being posted to Dyce and you to Cornwall. 270 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,040 It's bloody mismanagement, that's what it is. 271 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,920 Well, what am I to do? I'll have a word with Chiefy, Jock. 272 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,800 You come back tomorrow. Thanks, mate. 273 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,960 Oh, struth, bad luck! I'm only just beginning to use me noodle! 274 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,560 Can you really fix it with Chiefy? Well, don't you see? 275 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,480 It's like having tomorrow's race results. 276 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,160 30 blokes posted in one day and only us knows where they're going. 277 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,960 'Ere, sling over those cards. 278 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,800 We'll check these postings against their home addresses. 279 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,800 There's bound to be some more compassionates here. 280 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,640 I don't get it exactly. Later, mate. Later. 281 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,120 I'll draw you a picture. 282 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,680 Hey, what shall we say? 283 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,560 10 bob within 50 miles, a quid within the county, 284 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,280 and for finding yourself 285 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,200 round the jolly old 'orner, like Jock, two quid. 286 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,840 Well, do you reckon that's right, Popey? 287 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,840 Well, what do you think we ought to charge? 288 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,440 No, I mean, do you reckon it's right we should take money 289 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,440 for giving out leave passes and suchlike? 290 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,640 I've been thinking about, well, if it's honest or not. 291 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,560 Honest?! 292 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,080 I'll tell you a fact, Pedlar. 293 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,200 It don't matter what you do. It's only honest if you make money at it. 294 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,120 They're all on the fiddle. 295 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,440 Manufacturers after the government contracts. 296 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,760 That flipping landlady of ours pinching rations. 297 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,520 And all them officers after promotions they ain't deserving. 298 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,880 And it's all done down in some cellar. 299 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,640 Well, that ain't my way, mate. It never has been, never will be. 300 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,600 I'm out in the open, I am, fair and square and... 301 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,400 I know that. I've known that since the first time I saw you, Popey. 302 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,120 Yeah, well, don't get the idea that I'm criticising anybody. I'm not. 303 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,000 It's the way things is. 304 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,640 Everybody in this world is watching out for themself, that's all. See? 305 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,840 I see what you mean, Popey. 306 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,600 I think. Well, OK, then. 307 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,080 Let's begin with the 'A's. 308 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,840 Alcock, 925. Home address, Liverpool. 309 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,760 Posted to...posted to... 310 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,080 ..RAF Station Speke. 311 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,040 'Ere, where the hell's Speke? Speke? 312 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,080 I'll have a dekko in the Green Book. Uh, Speke. 313 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:56,000 Here we are. Spalding, Sparkwell, Speke. 314 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,520 It's another bullseye. It's right on the doorstep again. 315 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,200 Oh, we'll tell him he's going to Dover. 316 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,320 What do you know, Jock? 317 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,040 It's a bit tricky, but I think I've got it fixed for you. 318 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,640 Is it worth two quid? 319 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,160 Two pounds? Pounds, you say? 320 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,920 Oh, blimey, mate, don't look as if I was asking for 50. 321 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,400 You wouldn't be satisfied with 30 shillings? 322 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:25,120 No more than you'd be satisfied with a posting to Cairo. 323 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:27,920 Well, I'll no pay till I see the posting in black and white, man. 324 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,240 Well, of course, Jock. This is COD. 325 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,920 Aye. If I get the posting, you get your £2. 326 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,960 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 327 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,680 Who are you? 328 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:24,800 Um... Pope's the name, Sarge, Chiefy's clerk. 329 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,960 What can I do for you, Sarge? 330 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,800 Don't use that slovenly word when you're addressing me. 331 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,560 I'm Sergeant, not Sarge. 332 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,920 As of tomorrow, I'm taking over from Flight Sergeant Huxtable. 333 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,760 Now, what's all this nonsense? How can he keep track of men like that? 334 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,680 What happened to loose-leaf ledger? 335 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,720 And why isn't this under lock and key? Hm? 336 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,520 RAF book of units. Suppose I was an enemy agent. 337 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,640 (PHONE RINGS) 338 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,720 Well, go on, man, answer it. There's a war on. 339 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,640 Yes. Sergeant. 340 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,560 Hello? 341 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,280 Orderly room. 342 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:04,480 Where is it you're posted to, Popey? Heathfield. Big camp down south. 343 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,760 Maybe if you talked with the new sarge like you know how. 344 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,960 Waste of breath. He thinks he's the whole bleeding Air Ministry, he do. 345 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,200 'Ere, Pedlar. Yeah? 346 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,840 Do you want to come along? How? 347 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,520 I've got an extra posting. Chiefy said, "This is me last official act." 348 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,920 For 10 bob, he gave me two for the price of one. 349 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,400 Oh, sure thing, Popey. 350 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,800 I might have got you a posting near your home, but, uh, 351 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,280 I didn't know where you lived. 352 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,760 Doesn't matter. Heathfield will suit me fine. 353 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,640 Get your skates on. We'll get the first train out. 354 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,240 Hey, where is your home town anyway? Oh, nowhere special. 355 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,920 What, your folks separated or something? 356 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:44,800 Oh, no. My mother weren't fond of staying put, that's all. 357 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,080 She likes to wander with the horses and cows 358 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,120 and forage in the countryside for grub, 359 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,800 just stopping near a fair, telling fortunes and... 360 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:54,400 Oh! You're a Gypsy? 361 00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,880 Well, why didn't you tell me? 362 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,560 There's a little goldmine in that fortune-telling. 363 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,880 I can't do that, Popey. That's only for womenfolk. 364 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,680 Uh. Come on. 365 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,200 Here you are. 366 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,040 (SOLDIERS CHANT) 367 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,040 (PLANE DRONES) 368 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:18,200 They issue you with a private porter? 369 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,720 No, Corp, but I sprained both me ankles on the assault course 370 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,200 at recruit centre. 371 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,200 My oppo is giving me a hand. I'm his oppo. 372 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,240 Why don't you have a go at cleaning his buttons? 373 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,120 I will, Corp, soon as we get settled in. 374 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,040 From Blackrock. Aircraft hands. General duties. 375 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,120 That's what they say, Corp. Sarge! 376 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,640 You remember that application we put in for 12 dogsbodies 377 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,280 the day war was declared? 378 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,040 Yeah, well, they're still sending 'em. There's two more here. 379 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,680 That makes 96. What shall I do with 'em? 380 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,160 Butcher's. They need two bods for the meat detail. 381 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,720 Butcher's. Out the door, first right. 382 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,760 OK, lads. When you've finished loading, make your deliveries. 383 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,640 Then come back here and load up again. Right? 384 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,800 (BOTH SCAT) 385 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,560 Hey, there's the butcher. Pull up there. 386 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,200 You wait here. 387 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,400 (TYRES SQUEAL) (VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES) 388 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,280 (DOG BARKS) 389 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,280 Good morning, miss. Boss about? Dad isn't here at the moment. 390 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,120 Oh, it's Dad, eh? Don't blame him for not being about. 391 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,040 Guess there ain't many customers for marble. (LAUGHS) 392 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:31,240 Oh. Our ration's on Saturday. When the coupons are gone, we just sit. 393 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,760 Who are you? 394 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,320 Well, some people call me Horace, but I might be Father Christmas 395 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,160 if you tell me where your dad is, glamour. 396 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,800 Oh. He's in the pub next door, drowning his sorrows. 397 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,360 You can't miss him. He's still in his apron. 398 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,640 Thanks, glam. 'Ere, nice hairstyle you've got. 399 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,720 Reminds me of Veronica Lake. Ooh! You really think so? 400 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,320 Yeah. No kidding. 401 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,840 Hey, Pedlar! 402 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,200 Two beers. 403 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:59,080 Morning, Mr Cooksley. Gonna have one on the RAF? 404 00:22:59,120 --> 00:23:02,480 Well, surely, son, since you asked me. How come you know my name? 405 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,640 A mate of mine up at the camp told me to look out for you. 406 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,680 We're in the same line of business, you might say. 407 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,040 You a butcher by trade? Not yet, but I'm gonna be. 408 00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,920 Soon as me whole remustering comes through. 409 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,440 Meanwhile, I just handle the stuff. Handle the stuff? 410 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,000 Yeah, we deliver to the outlying camps, all six of 'em. 411 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,600 Through here three times a week. 412 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:23,120 Well, here's to the bloody-handed trade, Mr Cooksley. 413 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,320 These two RAF boys, Mum, they were asking for Dad. 414 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:31,680 Whatever would they want with your dad? 415 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,960 Do you think they've come to ask us to supply meat 416 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,440 to one of the camps, Mum? 417 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,480 Good gracious, no. Whatever gave you that idea? 418 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,680 I wonder what they've got tucked away in there. 419 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,640 Lovely, ain't it? 420 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:52,480 I was just thinking, well, what nourishing meals it means 421 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,960 for you young men. 422 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,040 Ah, but it ain't that way at all, Mrs Cooksley. 423 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,280 It ought to be, but it ain't. Where do you reckon half this meat ends up? 424 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,160 The officers mess. No, sir. If it did, they'd be more human. 425 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,200 The swill man has it. Oh! 426 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,720 Really? 427 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,720 What, is it tainted? Lummy, no! 428 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,240 It's as fresh and beautiful 429 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,960 as the colour on your daughter's cheeks there. 430 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,640 Tainted? Do it look tainted? 431 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,760 No, it doesn't, does it, Arthur? 432 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,600 I've seen nothing like it for months. 433 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,440 Why do they have to feed it to pigs? 434 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,320 Answer that one and they'll make you prime minister, Mr Cooksley. 435 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,480 Waste. Lack of planning. That's what it is. 436 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,960 Some of these places we go, the pigs are so fat, they can't get about. 437 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Still, that's Whitehall for you. Uh, we're behind schedule, Popey. 438 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,880 What's the quickest way to Little Barn Mead, 439 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,360 where they train the flight mechs? 440 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,000 Oh, that way. You have to turn and go back to the crossroads. 441 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:44,920 Just as I thought, Pedlar. We'll have to reverse. 442 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,040 Do you mind if we back into your yard, sir? 443 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,360 No, not at all, no. Come on, help yourself. This way. 444 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,040 Watch it. (LAUGHS) 445 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,640 OK, Pedlar. So long, Mr Cooksley, ma'am. 446 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,120 So long, son. Take her away, Pedlar! 447 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,000 Don't forget you're coming to see us on Wednesday! 448 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,640 Goodbye! 449 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,160 'Bye. 450 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,800 Hey! 451 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,880 Hey! 452 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,160 You dropped a lovely side of beef. 453 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:26,880 Well, would you believe that? Whatever shall we do with it? 454 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,560 Well, they'll be looking in again, Dad. 455 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,120 Yes, that's right. In the meantime, we must treasure it, Iris. 456 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,040 Close the gates and open up the cold storage. 457 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,760 Yes, Dad. Yep. Give us a hand, Mother. 458 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,120 It only goes to show, Mr Cooksley, you can't judge all civvies alike. 459 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,920 Take a bloke like yourself. Business clean whittled away by rationing. 460 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,360 But you don't bear us service blokes no grudge, do you? 461 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,560 No. Not in the slightest, Horace. You're the sort of people I go for. 462 00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,440 Down-to-earth. Yes. 463 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,640 (COW MOOS) 464 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,880 There you go. Hello, Mrs Williams. 465 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,600 Oh, yes, I know what you wanted. I got, uh... 466 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,560 I've just got a little something here for you. 467 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,480 There we are. 468 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,000 A nice tender rabbit. You'll enjoy that. 469 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,800 Hello, Mrs Watson. 470 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,320 Here. That Cooksley. Give me another sad story tonight. 471 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,800 Yeah? Yeah. 472 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,080 But in future, if he ain't more prompt in his payments, 473 00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,000 I've got a good mind to charge him interest. 474 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,440 She's a real nice girl, you know, Popey. 475 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,120 Yeah, come on. I'm freezing to death. 476 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,160 Let's go to the NAAFI, get a cup of char. 477 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,480 Oh, you're catching a cold? Maybe it's pu-monia. 478 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,240 It's real nippy tonight. 479 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,880 You shouldn't have gone out walking with Iris. 480 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,840 Walking? "Where can we be private?" I asked her. 481 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,720 So where does she take me? Her old man's cold-storage room. 482 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,200 Come on. 483 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,000 Late tonight, aren't they? Mmm. 484 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,440 It's wonderful how they've took to one another. 485 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,960 How long is it now? Four months? You'd hardly believe it, would you? 486 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,840 No, ma'am, you wouldn't. You know what I feel? 487 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,160 I feel you're just like two of the family, as you might say. 488 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:08,080 Aren't they back yet? No, dear, but don't worry. 489 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:11,640 Well, one of us has got to worry. Now, don't be tiresome, Arthur. 490 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,640 Sometimes you sound just like a Victorian papa. 491 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,040 After all, they are walking out regular. 492 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,680 They stand still some of the time. That's obvious. 493 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,760 Really, Arthur! 494 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,520 It isn't as if Horace was somebody she picked up. 495 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:27,000 (IRIS LAUGHS) There. I think I hear them. 496 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,720 Evening, all, Mr Cooksley, Mrs Cooksley. 497 00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,160 Special delivery for you. How's that for a nice cut off the old joint? 498 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,720 No sense in giving the customers prime 499 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,320 every day of the week, is there? 500 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,160 Never mind about the cuts off the joint, Horace. 501 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,800 You and me have got something in particular to say to each other. 502 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,280 We have? 503 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,600 Well, it can wait till next Wednesday, can't it, Mr Cooksley? 504 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,640 We'll get booked if we don't get back to camp. Get your skates on, Pedlar. 505 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,920 You leave your skates where they are. Olga. 506 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,160 Well... Come on, Iris. 507 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,720 Your father and Horace want to have a little talk. 508 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,080 Well, if it's about... Now, upstairs with you. 509 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,840 Come on. Go on. Do as your father says. 510 00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:03,840 Well, it's me they're talking about. Shh! Upstairs. 511 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:07,040 Right. Sit down, both of you. 512 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,320 Let's get back to cuts off the joint. 513 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,720 It seems to me you've been helping yourself pretty freely, Horace. 514 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,080 Now, I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. 515 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,560 There's nowt done that's can't be mended. 516 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,040 But for all that, I think it's gone far enough. 517 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,120 So I'll come straight to the point. 518 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,760 Are you a married man, Horace? 519 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,320 Married? Well... Course not. 520 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,000 What give you that idea? Well, you're behaving like one. 521 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:33,040 Mr Cooksley, you are talking about me and Iris? 522 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,720 I'm not talking about the birth rate in general, Horace. 523 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,440 For a minute, I thought somebody had rumbled the meat lark. 524 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,320 Well, then Mr Cooksley, if you're hinting 525 00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:44,000 at me and Iris getting spliced, then you've jumped the gun. 526 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,520 I've jumped the gun? 527 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,000 Iris and me was discussing it tonight. 528 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,000 How would next Saturday do you? 529 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,640 You mean you and Iris? 530 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,200 Nothing grand, mind you, just you, the missus 531 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,320 and Pedlar standing in for me. 532 00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,040 Oh, my boy! I've been wrong about you. 533 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,920 (LAUGHS) After the war, I'll take you in the business with me. 534 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,040 Bless my soul! 535 00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,120 If Iris presents us with a boy... 536 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,320 Oh, well, we can go into that on Wednesday, Mr Cooksley. 537 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,800 Me and Pedlar have gotta beat it. 538 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,320 If we show up after 2359 hours, 539 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,280 I'll be doing me honeymooning in the guardroom. 540 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,040 Come on, Pedlar. 541 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,480 See you Wednesday, Pop. 542 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,200 Righto, son! 543 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,080 Bye-bye! Goodbye. 544 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,880 Mother! Hey! Mother! 545 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,440 I'm real happy for you, Popey. Now you're jumping the gun, mate. 546 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,280 I ain't out of this yet. Get weaving. 547 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,080 When we get back to camp, drop me off at the main orderly room 548 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,000 and I'll pick up a couple of blind postings. 549 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,040 Let me think. Saturday today. Saturday. Clear by Sunday. 550 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,680 Out of it by Monday. A quid each for the postings. 551 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,680 30 bob for the corporal to list the nominal roll with our names on it. 552 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,520 Aren't you gonna get married? Pedlar, sometimes you frighten me. 553 00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,920 Well, she's a nice girl, Popey. Rah, too nice for me, mate. 554 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,640 Besides, I ain't aiming to settle down. 555 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,480 Never? Maybe, one day. 556 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,960 If I find meself a steady little goldmine, yeah. 557 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,840 And let this be a lesson to you. 558 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,640 Never mix business with pleasure. You understand? 559 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,120 I understand, Popey. 560 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,800 (JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS) 561 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,280 There ain't any postings. We've drawn a blank. There ain't any. 562 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,640 Not at SHQ nor any of the wings. I've been everywhere. 563 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,600 'Ere, turn that bleeding uproar off, can't ya? 564 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,600 And draw the blinds on her while you're at it. 565 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,600 How can I think with her staring down at me? 566 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,440 Well, you'd better eat something, Popey. 567 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,280 When you eat something, you always think of something. 568 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,280 I can't eat. I can't eat. I'm too churned up. 569 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,640 Saturday, I said, didn't I? Well, that's a week from today. 570 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,880 We don't look in on Wednesday, he'll smell a rat and come looking for us. 571 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,480 That gives us four days. After that, I'm hooked and dried. 572 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,160 Eat something, Popey. Stop getting at me, will ya? 573 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,120 Clear out and let me think. 574 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,040 Sure, Popey. 575 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,080 I'll take a walk. Yeah, yeah. 576 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,040 (DOOR OPENS) (METAL RATTLES) 577 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,520 Tea's up, Popey. Eh? 578 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,640 Oh, yeah. Ta, Pedlar. 579 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,360 'Ere, Pedlar, what day is it? Sunday. 580 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:31,440 Sunday? 'Ere, Pedlar. Uh... 581 00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,720 Do you think if next Wednesday I told that butcher 582 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,840 that there's a traffic jam at the registry office - 583 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,080 you know, too many people want to get spliced at once - 584 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,800 then perhaps I can keep him stalling, eh, till the postings come in. 585 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,800 You don't have to worry no more. It's all fixed. 586 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,280 Fixed? The postings. 587 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,120 We've just got to see the MO this morning 588 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,760 and we'll be out of here by tonight. 589 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,440 I've already fixed the chits. Look. Where are we supposed to be going? 590 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,800 Nice and far away. It come to me last night. 591 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,880 So I went to the corporal down at SHQ and volunteered. 592 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,760 You volunteered for what? The boat! 593 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:03,320 The boat?! Why, you bloody homicidal maniac! 594 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,320 You've signed our perishing death warrants! That's what you've done. 595 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,200 But you said you wanted to get away. Well, yeah, but not that way! 596 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,800 There hasn't been a volunteer in this outfit 597 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,440 since they went up after zeppelins! 598 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,520 They'll have our pictures in... in all the papers. 599 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,280 They'll...drive us up the bleeding gangplank with a band! 600 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,760 Oh, you... 601 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,360 Half the blokes posted overseas don't get no further than Gib. 602 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,040 After that, they splash around in the Bay of bloody Biscay. 603 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,880 And I can't swim. Can you swim? No. 604 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,920 But they issue lifebelts. I've seen it in the newspapers. 605 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,840 Everyone on board gets a lifebelt. 606 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,360 Do you know what happens if you do get there? 607 00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,440 Well, they send you to places where there's real live Japs, 608 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:40,880 with mouthfuls of teeth and real live ammunition to use up on you! 609 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,520 'Ere, I'm wasting time. I've got to get down to SHQ. 610 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,520 I've got to tell 'em it was all a joke. 611 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,800 Yeah, at first they thought that I was joking too. 612 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,720 Yeah, yeah, that's it. I've got... I've got to cancel it out somehow. 613 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,720 I've got to laugh it off, maybe with some palm oil or something. 614 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,360 Maybe they'll listen. 615 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,800 Maybe they'll all have a bleeding good laugh! (LAUGHS) 616 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,560 (HORN HONKS) 617 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,560 SONG: # Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye 618 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,760 # Not a tear but a cheer, make it gay... # 619 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,160 It's OK, Popey. We're together, ain't we? 620 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,200 You'd be happy if we was in a coffin together. 621 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,000 Queuing up for a flipping U-boat. 29 and 30. 622 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,800 Right. Stand fast, the rest. 623 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,000 # Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye. # 624 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,440 Squad, attention! 625 00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,600 At ease! 626 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,240 (PLANE DRONES) 627 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,160 Cover! Take cover! It's a raid! 628 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,400 (AIR-RAID SIREN HOWLS) Cover! 629 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,600 Come on! 630 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,680 I'll get your kitbag, Popey. To hell with it. 631 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:54,320 The Jerries can have it. Over there, quick, in the boozer. 632 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,200 We'll have a couple of pints now we're here. 633 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,120 Might as well get a final taste of it. 634 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,040 Here you are, Dusty. See if you can do it again. 635 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,720 Ready, cobber? Right. One, two, three, go! 636 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,560 (ALL SING) # Here's to Dusty He's true blue 637 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,040 # He's a digger through and through 638 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,040 # Drink it down, down, down, down, down 639 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,280 # Drink it down, down, down, down, down! # 640 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,080 Hey, half a tick, lads. You call yourselves drinking men? 641 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,360 I've got a quid all round here says my oppo 642 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,160 can leave him with beer in his glass. 643 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:35,640 OTHERS: Oh! 644 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:38,560 Are you game, Dusty? Yeah, fair dinkum. 645 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,840 But he's fresh and I'm loaded. 646 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,520 We oughta start from level pegs. 647 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,560 Hold up a moment. 648 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,080 (LAUGHTER) 649 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,640 'Ere, Kiwi, you can be the stakeholder. 650 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,600 Money for old rope, this is. 651 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,480 (ALL TALK AT ONCE) 652 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,280 All set? Ready? 653 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,000 Right! 654 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,760 (ALL SING) # Here's to Dusty He's true blue 655 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,120 # He's a digger through and through 656 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,240 # Drink it down, down, down, down, down 657 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,000 # Drink it down, down, down, down, down! # 658 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,760 (ALL LAUGH AND CHEER) 659 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,200 Watch out! (EXPLOSION) 660 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:31,960 (BUZZING) 661 00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:48,080 Let's get out of here. 662 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,600 Hey. 663 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,000 Give us a hand with Dusty. He's passed out. 664 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:57,160 This way. (BELL RINGS) Everybody OK? 665 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,120 Popey? Popey! 666 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:10,600 Where are you? 667 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,640 Popey? I'm here! 668 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,320 I thought we'd had it that time. 669 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,800 They don't even give you time to get on the ruddy boat. 670 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,600 Are you alright? Yeah, sure, sure. 671 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,320 (ALL-CLEAR SIREN HOWLS) Fancy pranging a boozer. 672 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,600 All that lovely beer going to waste. Look. 673 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,560 Hey, what happened to all them others? Them diggers? That barmaid? 674 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,240 Oh, they've all gone. MAN: Come on, men, C Section! 675 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,400 Get moving! It's all over now! Chiefy's rounding everybody up. 676 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:36,920 Come on, Popey, we've gotta go. Come on! Smartly, now! 677 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,600 Yeah. 678 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,680 Wait. Half a tick. Come behind the bar quick. 679 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,760 No, thanks, Popey. I don't want any more to drink. 680 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,800 No, no. Come here quick. What'd I tell ya? 681 00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,040 Drop down out of sight. 682 00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,320 Give me your identity card and your disc. 683 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,400 We're gonna bury 'em. 684 00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,480 Anybody there? Anybody inside? 685 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,520 (PEDLAR SINGS) 686 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,840 Who's there? 687 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,280 OK down there? 688 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,120 It's my mate. Something's happened to him. 689 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,520 Has he said where he's hurt? I'm not worried about his shirt. 690 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,280 'Ere, look at his mouth. 691 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,560 It keeps opening and closing, but he don't say nothing. 692 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,280 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 693 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,960 Stretcher-bearers! 694 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000 OK, son, take it easy. We'll look after you. You'll be OK. 695 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,280 Huh? 696 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,280 Mind how you go, Lils. Ooh! Take it easy, Charlie. 697 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,440 Over here. Burst eardrums and shock. Better get 'em to Casualty. 698 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,920 Right. Any dead? 699 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,160 No, love. Thank God. I was only in here last night. 700 00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,600 Ambulance! 701 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,560 Come on, son. It's all that water. 702 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,920 We'll be drowned in here. It's all that rushing water. 703 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,040 You lean on me. It must be a burst main. 704 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,040 Steady there. Mind the glass. Oh, yeah, I can pass. 705 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,720 It's me mate I'm worried about. He can't even remember his own name. 706 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,440 We'll look after him. That's it. 707 00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,320 Come on, love. 708 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,040 Easy does it. 709 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,720 # Always together... # 710 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,640 Oh, morning, Doctor. Nurse. Uh, Sister. 711 00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,640 How are the ears? 712 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,200 Ears? Oh, they're a lot better, thank you, Doctor. 713 00:38:20,240 --> 00:38:23,360 The waterfall's stopped, but I can still hear a pop-pop-pop noise. 714 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,280 What sort of a noise is it exactly? Pardon? 715 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,560 What sort of a pop-pop-pop noise is it? 716 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,360 Well, like a... like a motorbike going uphill. 717 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,920 I see. 718 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,800 Anybody claimed them yet? Not yet, Doctor. 719 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,400 They don't seem to have any papers. 720 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,720 Probably got lost in the air raid. (CLANG!) 721 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,360 But they should have had identity discs. It's all rather a nuisance. 722 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,480 You'll be fine! 723 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,760 Well, my lad. 724 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:51,400 You and I are going to have a little chinwag this morning, eh? 725 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,360 You're going to try and say one word, hm? 726 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,600 Try and say one word? 727 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,240 Come on. One word. Try it. 728 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,400 Pope! 729 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,200 Splendid. He's an RC, eh? No, he's C of E, guv'nor. 730 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,360 But he seems to be getting his bearings a bit. 731 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,960 He offered me a fag this morning. 732 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,920 And your hearing seems to be improving rapidly. 733 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,800 Yeah, well, I'm glad to say it is, Sister. 734 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,640 It comes and goes. That time, it come. 735 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:15,680 Uh...better keep 'em quiet 736 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,720 till we can get 'em to the RAF sick quarters. 737 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,840 Yes, Doctor. 738 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:21,840 Do you want me to start singing again? 739 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,200 No! We're almost home. You want to get us shunted off to the nuthouse? 740 00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,240 148, Pope. 213, Pascoe. Pope? Pascoe? 741 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,120 Oh, these are our two strays, Sarge. Oh, yes. 742 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,360 You've been downgraded for the time being for health reasons. 743 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,120 We have? Does that mean we're due for home postings only, Sarge? 744 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,440 Your new identity cards. Lose these and you'll be in trouble. 745 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,800 Where to, Sarge? RAF Station Craddock Wood. 746 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:46,520 Craddock Wood. Change at Smedley Junction. 747 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,600 Right, next. (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) 748 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,640 Blimey, it's alright for you. 749 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,880 You can take this sort of life. You're used to it. 750 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,400 But am I sick of living out of a perishing kitbag. 751 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,680 So if this new dump is OK, we'll get properly dug in. That's the drill. 752 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,480 We square the four key fiddles - 753 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,000 cookhouse, orderly room, MT and accounts. 754 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,240 just so as we can recuperate for a bit, you know. 755 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,720 Sure, Popey. Anyhow, we've saved up enough money, haven't we? 756 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,960 You asking for a statement of accounts? 757 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,640 No. I don't worry nothing about the money, Popey. 758 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,480 Well, why should you ask a question like that, then, right slap bang? 759 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,080 MAN: All tickets, please. Oh, struth. 760 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,360 Just as I was getting comfortable. 'Ere. You know the drill. 761 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,120 Prisoner and escort, on his way to the glasshouse. 762 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,400 Got a bit restive in the Pullman. Had to dot him and bring him back here. 763 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,960 Did you? 764 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,000 'Ere, that's a pretty good dodge, that. 765 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,840 It takes 'em off-balance, like. 766 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,360 Now, you were putting in a moan about money, weren't you? 767 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,360 You frightened I'm gonna welsh on you or something? 768 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,240 No, honest, I weren't, Popey. 769 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,560 Just so long as things can stay as they are. You know, the two of us. 770 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,200 Well, I just ain't had time to make a check-up yet, see? 771 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:24,880 Oh, let's have a dekko. 772 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,720 Postie's fiddle - £28.10. 773 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,680 That was a good one, that was. 774 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,240 Meat. Hey, uh, this ain't all profit, you understand. 775 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,840 I mean, in any business, you've got crippling expenses. 776 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,200 Well, I reckon you have, Popey. That little book cost two bob. 777 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:41,560 Then there's pencils, and for all that squaring I had to do. Blimey! 778 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,200 I've been throwing money about like it was confetti. 779 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,240 (MUTTERS) 780 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,280 (BIRDS COO) 781 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,320 (CLASSICAL MUSIC) 782 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,400 (COW MOOS) 783 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,360 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 784 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,720 MAN: What you got there, then? WOMAN: What's it look like? 785 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,960 Daisy chain. Know what I'm gonna do with it? 786 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,880 No, what? Wrap it round your head. That's what I'm gonna do with it. 787 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,520 No, no, give over, Molly. No, I want to. Oh, go on. 788 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:13,080 Oh, no. Come on. Proper soppy. No. (BOTH LAUGH) 789 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,120 (CLASSICAL MUSIC) 790 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,840 No, no, no, no. Ladies and gentlemen, please. 791 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,720 This must be done with a great deal more feeling and more passion. 792 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,880 Remember, we're in old Vienna. He's bang-on, you know. 793 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,120 Yes! That's lovely. Let's sing out now! 794 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,160 I say, Corporal, I'm sorry to bother you again. 795 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,560 Could I have another of those service memoranda books? 796 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:16,760 I used up the last on St Paul's journeys in Asia Minor. 797 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,600 Cupboard, second shelf. Help yourself. 798 00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,800 Thank you. Thank you very much. 799 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,880 It's a pleasure. 800 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,040 Who's that, Corp? The padre? 801 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,160 No, that's the Adj. He's studying to be a parson. 802 00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:33,640 You don't want to worry about him. 803 00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,680 Do you mind if I ask you something personal, Corp? 804 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:36,840 Sure, go ahead. 805 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,320 You ever been stationed at Black Rock or Heathfield? 806 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,400 (CHUCKLES) I see your point. 807 00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,480 But they're not in our class, definitely not. 808 00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,000 That's your opinion. It's a simple fact, son. 809 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,520 The CO's courting a rich widow down at the big house. 810 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,320 He only looks in Tuesdays and Thursdays. 811 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,960 The Adj... Well, you've just seen him. 812 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,920 The sergeant's a snooker champion 813 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,680 and only leaves the NAAFI once a week. 814 00:44:56,720 --> 00:45:00,520 And on top of all that, there's two judys to every erk on the strength. 815 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,560 Satisfied? No parades? 816 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,200 We don't use the word 'parade' around here, son. 817 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,880 It's considered dirty. 818 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,000 Ask him about the grub, Popey. I'm getting hungry. 819 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,200 Ah, you've hit us on a weak spot there. 820 00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:14,600 Now, the grub used to be smashing when we had one cook. 821 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,120 Now we've got two. 822 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:19,520 Taffy Tovey and his little piece of home comfort. 823 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,360 I don't think he's concentrating like he should. 824 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,800 I'm always meaning to have a word with him about it, 825 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:28,400 but... (YAWNS) ..I never seem to get the time. 826 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,280 Brassed off. That's what I am - brassed off. 827 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,040 Do you hear me, Dai? 828 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,640 Well, yes, it's a wonderful camp 829 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,880 for everyone else, you men in particular. 830 00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,000 No parades, nothing to do but stroll in the woods. 831 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,320 What do I do from morning to night? 832 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,160 I cook, then I clean up, then I start cooking again. 833 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,840 Oh, Evie, my love, it's together we are, isn't it? 834 00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,040 Aye, it's because you're sure of me now 835 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,000 ever since you said we'd slip off and get married. 836 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,920 Do you think I have nothing better to do 837 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,160 than stand here, washing up till Armistice Day? 838 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,520 No time off, no 48s, 14-hour days 839 00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,760 and that toffee-nosed Section Officer McNaughton 840 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,760 picking on me all the time. 841 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,160 Oh, Dai, darling, look at me. 842 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,080 Isn't there something else we could do 843 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,760 besides making a rice pudding together? 844 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,160 Oh, Evie, my love... (MURMURS INDISTINCTLY) 845 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,120 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Take it easy. 846 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,680 Out of bounds in the kitchen. There's an order that says so. 847 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,640 You don't want to take that line with us. 848 00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,480 We're the answer to the maiden's prayer. 849 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,240 Aircraft hands, general duties are remastered cooks and butchers 850 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,960 and volunteering for the night shift. 851 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 How does that strike you, Taffy? And you too, gorgeous. 852 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,440 You mean you've been sent here to give us a helping hand? 853 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,920 Me and my oppo. 854 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,440 How about some bacon and eggs while my mate takes over at the sink? 855 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,160 Well, go on, Pedlar. Give the lady a hand with them crocks. 856 00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,360 That's all for today. Snack bar - same time tomorrow. 857 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,000 Hey, we ain't done bad for a Saturday. 858 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,840 We stuck on thruppence for the apple turnovers and tuppence for the peas. 859 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,080 Genius you are, Horace. You'll make a fortune. 860 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,560 Hey, I was thinking, with the hot weather approaching 861 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,080 why don't we put out a nice line in ices and lemonades? 862 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,560 That's not a bad idea. 863 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,000 Look out! Section Officer McNaughton. 864 00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:21,000 (HECTIC MUSIC) 865 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,720 (STERNLY) Stand down for officer's inspection. Cookhouse, attention! 866 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,360 As you were, cookhouse. Sergeant. Ma'am! 867 00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,520 Um, Sergeant. Ma'am! 868 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,080 Uh, inspect the mess hall, 869 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,120 see if the tables have been scrubbed as I instructed. 870 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,680 Yes, ma'am! 871 00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,640 Oh! 872 00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,480 Well, there is some improvement. 873 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:52,240 The first time I visited here I was appalled, absolutely appalled. 874 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,520 Well, I may say, half-washed plates, 875 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,240 dirty utensils, unemptied refuse bins. 876 00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,480 The whole thing was a shambles. 877 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,480 I said, "As you were." 878 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,280 Where are tomorrow's menus? 879 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,240 Minced beef, potatoes, cabbage... Cabbage? 880 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:16,400 Isn't it possible to vary green vegetables once in a while? 881 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,880 Cheese? 882 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,360 There was green mould on the cheese 883 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,440 I sampled in here the night before last. 884 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,000 Uh, the cheese store was a bit damp, ma'am. 885 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,320 We moved it over close to the oven. 886 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,720 Tables scrubbed, 887 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,040 mess hall thoroughly cleaned and scoured, ma'am. 888 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,680 Very good. Well, that's all for now. 889 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,520 But you must keep it up, you understand? 890 00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,200 Carry on, cookhouse. 891 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:52,080 No business she has in my kitchen. Treat us like a servant, she is. 892 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,400 Don't upset yourself, darling. 893 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,520 Everybody knows what an old so-and-so she is. 894 00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,560 (JEEP ENGINE REVS AND FADES) 895 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:04,440 (SOFTLY) Oh, I've had a basinful this morning. 896 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,040 Got a cup of char going? 897 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,720 If women are gonna be officers like men 898 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,320 why don't they act like gentlemen? 899 00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,960 Here, help yourself to sugar. 900 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,880 You don't have to look far for her trouble. 901 00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,800 She's frustrated. You got something there. 902 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,280 If only she'd stop reading about it 903 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,160 in those soppy novels of hers and try it. 904 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,160 -You know some... -Hey, half a tick, half a tick. 905 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,240 Can a man get in on this? Well, ask yourself. 906 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,720 She can't go out with an airman 907 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,440 and who's she got in the officer's mess? 908 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,760 The CO's over 50 and chasing a rich widow. 909 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,440 And the Adjutant's studying for the priesthood. 910 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,320 So just 'cause she sees the rest of us having a good time... 911 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,480 Now, now, girls. Fair play, fair play, if you please. 912 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,600 She's the only WAAF officer on the camp, isn't she? 913 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,280 Well, that makes her deserving of sympathy in my view. 914 00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,680 Trying to do her job and her in a bundle of nerves, 915 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,720 all high-strung and unhappy, who'd want to be in her shoes? 916 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,480 Ask yourself that, why don't you? 917 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,800 Come on, Pedlar. Let's get a whiff of air. 918 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,360 MAN: Left incline! 919 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,560 Company...HALT! 920 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,360 Fall out, SHQ sentry. 921 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:16,720 Company about turn! 922 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,840 And quick march! 923 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,480 Left, left, 924 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,680 left, right, left! 925 00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,360 Left, left... Sentry at SHQ? 926 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,360 I thought sentries were only posted at... 927 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,000 Isn't that the man from the cookhouse? 928 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,600 That's him, ma'am. 929 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,800 Does one usually present arms to an officer of my rank? 930 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:41,760 This one's the keen type, ma'am. He's volunteered to patrol all night. 931 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,600 All night? Sentries are relieved every two hours, aren't they? 932 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,160 Oh, not him, ma'am. 933 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,960 That's nonsense. Well, he volunteered, ma'am. 934 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,880 It ain't easy to know what a Gypsy's thinking, 935 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,440 but he must have had some reason. 936 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,920 Gypsy, you say? Yeah. 937 00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,240 Could be the only real live one in the RAF, ma'am. 938 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:58,440 Wishing you good night and an uneventful spell of duty, ma'am. 939 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,640 (FOOTSTEPS CRUNCH OUTSIDE) 940 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,040 (SIGHS) 941 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,080 (FOOTSTEPS CONTINUE) 942 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,000 (TAPS ON WINDOW) 943 00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,720 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 944 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,440 Did you want something, ma'am? 945 00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,640 Uh, well, I thought you might like some coffee, airman, 946 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,200 and perhaps a sandwich? 947 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,040 Thanks, ma'am. 948 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,000 (BELLS RING) 949 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,600 Do help yourself. 950 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,520 Thanks, ma'am. 951 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,400 I'm afraid that's all there is. 952 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,800 Oh, it's alright, ma'am. I'm not all that hungry. 953 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,800 I dare say we can get some more later on. 954 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,000 Anyone on duty in the cookhouse? 955 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,600 Oh, Popey will get some more if you want, ma'am. 956 00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:33,320 Oh, you mean the duty clerk? 957 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,120 That's Popey. We've been together since the start. 958 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:39,800 Oh, yes, he told me you volunteered to patrol all night. 959 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,760 Why did you do a silly thing like that? 960 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,560 I reckon because you were here, ma'am. 961 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,000 Because I was here? 962 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,920 And Popey thinks you're smashing, ma'am. 963 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,000 And come to that, so do I, ma'am - smashing. 964 00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,480 Well, really, airman! 965 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,720 I know that's a proper adjective these days, 966 00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:00,080 but you make it sound almost insolent. 967 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,280 No, no, do sit down. 968 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,800 What is your name? 969 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:07,360 Pascoe, ma'am. Pedlar Pascoe, they call me. 970 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,520 Pedlar? Oh, that must be a Romani name. 971 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,000 Did you know before the war 972 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,200 I always used to go to Exmoor for my holidays. 973 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:16,080 There were always Gypsy encampments there. 974 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,560 They looked so gay 975 00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,040 with their painted caravans and colourful costumes. 976 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,000 I think it's my favourite place. 977 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,480 Have you ever encamped there? 978 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,000 Well, ma'am, if we're just going to talk 979 00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,240 I'll get some more coffee and sandwiches. 980 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:32,640 Oh, well, that's very kind of you. 981 00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,040 Yes, I would like some more coffee, then I think I'll hop into bed. 982 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:37,880 Yes, you do that, ma'am. 983 00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,400 Well, we've had quite a pleasant little chat, haven't we? 984 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,520 Yes, and we'll have another when I get back. 985 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,680 (BELLS RING) 986 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,440 Oh, it smells real nice, ma'am. 987 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,920 It's lilac! Mmm. 988 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,400 Where did you get it? 989 00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,520 A tree behind the cookhouse. 990 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,080 I adore lilac. 991 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:03,160 When I was a child, we had a tree behind the wall of our house. 992 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,800 It was in the Cotswolds. 993 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:06,560 The scent of lilac always makes me think 994 00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:10,800 of the colour of Cotswolds stones and a sky that's wide and hot. 995 00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,720 It really is the most marvellous smell, isn't it? 996 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,440 Thank you very much for bringing them for me. 997 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,400 Uh, you'd better hammer the ends, ma'am. 998 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,440 When we sold flowers we always hammered the ends. 999 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,160 Yes, I remember. 1000 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,200 (THUDDING) 1001 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,880 (GASPS) 1002 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:43,040 Oh, that's awkward. I've just spilled the coffee. 1003 00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,840 You don't have a torch, ma'am? 1004 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,160 Uh, yes, I have somewhere. I'll find it. 1005 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,840 Oh, steady, ma'am. You alright? You didn't scald yourself? 1006 00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:52,560 No, no, I'm perfectly alright. 1007 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,520 It reminds me of when we were children - 1008 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,120 we'd deliberately put the lights out just to frighten ourselves. 1009 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,240 Now don't talk, ma'am. It spoils it. 1010 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,760 What? 1011 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,760 No. 1012 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,280 No. No. 1013 00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:14,880 Airman, put me down. Take off your boots. 1014 00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:22,600 Lemon? Well, we ain't got no lemon. 1015 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,600 It all seems to float about on top. 1016 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,240 Well, maybe we need some more tapioca. 1017 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:30,040 Let's stick three more handfuls in each bin 1018 00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,400 and I'll thicken it up with the powdered egg. 1019 00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,560 That's it - all used up now. 1020 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,160 Hey, the milk! We forgot the milk. 1021 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,400 What's it say? Uh, one and a half pints for four. 1022 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,040 Four into 100 is 25... 37.5 pints. 1023 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,760 But there's no room for all that, Popey. It'll overflow. 1024 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,840 Well, OK, OK. Pour some of the water off and make room for it. 1025 00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,360 Blimey, this ain't the Savoy Hotel, you know. 1026 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,760 -(PEOPLE BANG AND YELL) -Ohh! 1027 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,880 Alright! Alright! 1028 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,200 Don't be so greedy, the lot of you! 1029 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:09,400 (ALL JOSTLE) 1030 00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:12,040 Help yourselves! We're shorthanded. 1031 00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,600 I don't seem to be able to get it to go around the pan, Popey. 1032 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,320 Oh, thickened up a bit, ain't it? 1033 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,840 Uh, well, look. OK, we'll just work it to and fro. 1034 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:35,840 There, like a flippin' joystick. 1035 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,440 There. 1036 00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,800 (BANGS PLATES) Here we are, my lucky lads! 1037 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,840 Tapioca and lashings of it, fresh, hot and gooey. 1038 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,840 Tapioca, mate. There you are. Pass it along there. 1039 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,960 There you are. There's plenty for everyone. 1040 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,440 Pass it along there. 1041 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,240 Hey, Pedlar, dish it up. Pedlar, come on! 1042 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,080 This lady wants to know where Dai is. 1043 00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:58,760 I've told her he's not here. Well, where is he, then?! 1044 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,440 He's off on a dirty weekend with Evie. 1045 00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,520 Oy, missus, civilians aren't allowed in here! 1046 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,000 Who's Evie? And what's this about my husband being away with her? 1047 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,800 You're Dai's missus?! 1048 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,880 Want to see my marriage lines now, is it? 1049 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,200 I'm wasting my time here. I'll go and see the officer. 1050 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:13,680 No, Mrs Tovey, don't do that! 1051 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,920 You don't want to get Dai into trouble, do you? 1052 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,400 The fact is he shouldn't be off-duty. 1053 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,880 Well, he ought to be here, 1054 00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,040 but he's doing this WAAF Evie a good turn. 1055 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,520 You see, it's like this, Mrs Tovey. 1056 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:24,640 We had a girl working for us, name of Evie, 1057 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:28,160 and she was told yesterday that her home had been wiped out by a bomb. 1058 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:31,040 Liverpool, it was. Naturally, she was pretty cut up about it. 1059 00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:34,920 Her mum, dad, little sister - all gone. 1060 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,760 She was dashing off home to find out 1061 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,680 if there was any hope for her kid brother. 1062 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,400 He was the only one they managed to fish out of the ruins. 1063 00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,800 Dai and me didn't like to see her go off alone, 1064 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,280 not in the state she was in, 1065 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,040 so Dai said, "Horace, you take over and I'll go along with her." 1066 00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,160 And you call that dirty? Dirty, you said it was. 1067 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,560 Well, that's just a sort of wartime slang, ain't it, Pedlar? 1068 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,080 I mean, when a man goes to his missus for seven days 1069 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,640 we say he's on passionate leave 1070 00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,720 and if he goes anywhere else - anywhere, mind you - 1071 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,600 we say he's on a dirty weekend. 1072 00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:03,440 There's nothing nasty about it. 1073 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,040 And your old pot and pan ain't that type anyway. 1074 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,920 Hey? Excuse me, missus. I've got a whole camp to feed. 1075 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,920 Pedlar, bring over more of that tapioca. 1076 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,240 Tapioca again. Makes you sick, doesn't it? 1077 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,040 Hello, Horace! We've had a smashing time. 1078 00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,760 Sorry we overstayed a bit, 1079 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,680 but you know what it's like when you go to a place like that. 1080 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,560 The fairground was open and there was dancing in the town ballroom. 1081 00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,240 But we brought you both back some rock. 1082 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,840 (COUGHS AND GAGS) 1083 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,640 Oh! Oh! 1084 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,280 Oh, what are they trying to do?! 1085 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,960 We had a ball and you wouldn't... 1086 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,760 Did I give you the rock to carry, Dai, darling? 1087 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,200 Who's this? 1088 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,920 Gwynneth, my love, what are you doing here? 1089 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,800 Come to check up on a dirty old man, I have, 1090 00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:53,920 him that I married now, isn't it, Dai Tovey? 1091 00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:57,160 Married? You and my Dai? 1092 00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,120 Yes, he's my husband. 1093 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,040 And now I suppose you're gonna ask me to prove it like he did. 1094 01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:03,640 And so I will! 1095 01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,120 (ALL CLAMOUR) Hey, you can't... 1096 01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,920 Pedlar! 1097 01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:13,000 (ALL JOSTLE AND YELL) 1098 01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,440 Ungrateful little so-and-sos after all the hard work I've done! 1099 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,080 (ALL CONTINUE YELLING) Here, now! 1100 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,480 Arggh! The Adj is here! 1101 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,000 Get out! Go on! 1102 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,120 It's a madhouse in here! A madhouse! 1103 01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,240 (STAMMERS) Arrest that woman! 1104 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,640 Arrest her, I say! 1105 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,600 (TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTS) 1106 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,480 It's so big, Popey. 1107 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,520 I'd be scared of London if you weren't along. 1108 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,440 You've never been to the smoke before? 1109 01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,240 Never. 1110 01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,360 And it were real nice of you, taking me home on leave with you. 1111 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:04,080 We all need a change, mate. Service life ain't normal, you know? 1112 01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,480 Oh, it's good in some ways, though, Popey, ain't it? 1113 01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,440 I mean, the way we sort of watch out for one another, 1114 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,720 like with you doing all the thinking and me... 1115 01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,880 Well, I'll never understand how you squared the cookhouse rumpus 1116 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,680 and got us leave passes besides. 1117 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,360 Well, didn't she tell you? Who? 1118 01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,520 Section Officer McNaughton. 1119 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,800 No, she didn't say a word. 1120 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,040 She doesn't seem to want to talk much at all anymore. 1121 01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:30,120 Struth, Pedlar! You don't even know your own strength. 1122 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,440 (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY) 1123 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,440 Shh. 1124 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:06,120 I ain't been home in two years, Pedlar. 1125 01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:13,440 Hello, Dad. It's me - Horace! 1126 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:21,640 This...this is my mate Pedlar. We're on a 48. 1127 01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,360 Give over, Dad. Ain't you forgotten all that yet? 1128 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,480 Hi, Lil! 1129 01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:41,120 Oh, Horace. 1130 01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:44,360 Pedlar, this is me stepmother. Lil, this is my oppo. 1131 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,240 How about making a nice cuppa? 1132 01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:48,720 We could stay for an hour, have a nice natter. 1133 01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,040 You spoke to your dad yet? 1134 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,440 Come on. I'll nip back later. 1135 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,720 'Bye, Dad. 1136 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,880 Look after yourself, won't you? 1137 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,480 Ta-ta, Lil. 1138 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,040 Was it because you brought me along, Popey? 1139 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,880 Oh, nah, he still hates me. 1140 01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,280 See, I'm the first one of us Popes that was ever in uniform 1141 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,080 and what the old man will never forgive 1142 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,880 is I talked meself into it. 1143 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:56,360 But one day he's gonna get a good rollicking from me, he is. 1144 01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,640 Oh, Pedlar, I wish my own mum was still alive. 1145 01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,680 I'd give her a bleeding good rollicking too! 1146 01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,240 Come on. 1147 01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:10,360 (PEOPLE CHATTER) 1148 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,800 This here dispute is getting serious. 1149 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,040 Do you reckon we'll have a chance to fight them, Popey? 1150 01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,680 I can see a red light when it's winking at me, old son. 1151 01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,320 Inside a month we ain't safe, even at Craddock Wood. 1152 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,120 We've gotta get back to camp tonight, 1153 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:31,840 have a quick heart-to-heart with old Corporal Gittens 1154 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,120 and if I lay out a quid, we ain't gonna be on no Channel steamer. 1155 01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:36,640 Well, don't look so downhearted. 1156 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:39,200 Can't you see what we're aiming to do, Pedlar - get lost. 1157 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:41,920 What did I tell you about reading papers? 1158 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:43,920 Don't you believe in the war at all, Popey? 1159 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,400 Sure, sure. 1160 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,680 I feel sorry for the blokes that are getting themselves killed. 1161 01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:49,480 But I look at it this way, Pedlar - 1162 01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:52,320 most of them didn't have any say about it one way or another. 1163 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,080 I reckon not. Well, OK, then. Come on. 1164 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:09,080 ('THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER' PLAYS) 1165 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,280 (DROLL MUSIC) 1166 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,360 (AEROPLANE ENGINES DRONE OVERHEAD) 1167 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,560 (MAN WHISTLES) Hey! 1168 01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,000 (AMERICAN ACCENT) Come here. 1169 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:40,880 Take a peek in the parlour. 1170 01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,280 (MEN CHATTER ANIMATEDLY) 1171 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,520 Interested in a little action, boys? 1172 01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,080 Giveaway rate of exchange today - three and a half bucks. 1173 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,280 Special concession to the RAF. 1174 01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:54,680 After all, we're in this war together, you know. 1175 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:57,320 Since when have the Yanks made concessions? 1176 01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,320 Where's the RAF section? The 'raff'? Oh, the R-A-F. 1177 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,960 Yeah, that's up the road apiece. 1178 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,880 What do you wanna go up there for? That's our poor district. 1179 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,880 The real dough is in here, boys. 1180 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,920 Hey, did you hear what happened yesterday? 1181 01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:12,280 One of your air marshals enlisted on our side as a buck private. 1182 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,240 The poor guy wanted a pay increase. 1183 01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,280 (SCOFFS) Come on. 1184 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,920 See you around, kids. 1185 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:19,400 Hey, if you're new to the game 1186 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,040 we run night classes for the natives. 1187 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:24,640 Come anytime. Just ask for me. Buzzer's the name. 1188 01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,560 Yanks and all their dollar-lolly. Don't it turn your stomach? 1189 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,600 Oh, cheerful, ain't it? 1190 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,560 You sure this is the only boozer around here? 1191 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,280 Oh, yeah, I know this part of the country, Popey. 1192 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,680 Anyone home?! (KNOCKS) MAN: Just a minute. 1193 01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,360 Alright, here I am. Sorry I kept you waiting. 1194 01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:06,680 Didn't hear you. Been out feeding my chickens. 1195 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,800 Not that I got much to give 'em, poor dears. 1196 01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:10,280 Don't know how they keep going. 1197 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,480 20 of them, I got. But I think I know the one what does it. 1198 01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,680 Now, then, what can I do for you? Afternoon, guv. We'll have a pint. 1199 01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,320 Here? Oh, a pint. Yes. 1200 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:20,120 He won't have no beer, you know, Popey, 1201 01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:22,240 but it's good cider here, real scrumpy. 1202 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,480 That a fact, guv? You got nothing but cider? 1203 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:26,320 That's a fact, yes. Cider? Yes, that's it. 1204 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:29,240 I got cider alright. No beer. Is that what you mean? 1205 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:32,240 Them brewers, they stopped sending it when the war started. 1206 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:35,040 Oh, them brewers, they're no good to me. 1207 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,240 No wonder the Yanks don't come here. The Yanks... 1208 01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:40,080 I'll be joining that craps game meself just to pass the time. 1209 01:07:40,120 --> 01:07:43,280 Craps game? Can't say I have time for them Yanks myself. 1210 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,640 Too much hurry and scurry, hustle and bustle. 1211 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:47,720 Yeah, well, at least they show some enterprise, guv. 1212 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:50,040 Oh, I know. They built that there camp in a week. 1213 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:52,160 I reckon we could have done it ourselves in six 1214 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,880 without all that hurry and scurry, hustle and bustle. 1215 01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:56,760 I don't know. Yanks. Have that on the house. 1216 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,080 Here's a cup of tea for you, boys. 1217 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:13,760 There you are. Cheers. 1218 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,320 Well, I suppose you know what you're doing. 1219 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,200 Oh, half a tick, Pedlar. I've got to have a fag. 1220 01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,160 I ain't worked so hard in all my life! 1221 01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:39,000 Sure, Popey, you take a rest. I'll finish this load. 1222 01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:40,600 Here, Pedlar, I've been thinking. 1223 01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:43,800 You know, with a bit of capital this place could be done up nice. 1224 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:46,520 It won't make any difference to them Yanks what it looks like. 1225 01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:48,440 Oh, no, I'm thinking about when the war's over. 1226 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:51,760 Cars are here to stay. There's bound to be bags of tourists. 1227 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,480 This could be something steady. A life, maybe. 1228 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,880 You mean the two of us... We won't have to move about anymore? 1229 01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,000 Well, if a bloke's got a steady little goldmine 1230 01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,880 there's no sense in moving, is there? 1231 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:07,480 Anyhow, as soon as that other merchandise arrives from London 1232 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,520 we can open up shop. 1233 01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,720 (MEN JOSTLE AND CHATTER LOUDLY) 1234 01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:24,440 AMERICAN: Hustle there sweetheart! Come on. 1235 01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:26,680 Two bob, please, dear. Thank you. 1236 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,960 Come on, Ivy! Alright! 1237 01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,920 Thank you. Next, please! 1238 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,640 Was it lagers? I haven't got any glasses. 1239 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,880 Well, go and get some! Alright. 1240 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,760 Oh, get out of my way! 1241 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,720 Excuse me, please. 1242 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:44,360 Come on, boys. Give us your glasses. Thank you. 1243 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,960 (MEN PLAY UPBEAT TUNE) Enjoying yourselves? 1244 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,720 Thanking you. 1245 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:53,720 Empty glasses, please. Excuse me. (MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 1246 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:56,040 No more drinks without glasses. 1247 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,240 I think we're breaking a law, Pedlar. 1248 01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:01,360 Hey? Supply and demand. 1249 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,520 WOMAN: Ohh! MAN: Over here, baby. 1250 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,600 WOMAN 2: Who's next? MAN 2: Over here, doll! 1251 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,880 Alright, alright! I've only got one pair of hands! 1252 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,680 MAN: Hey, what's going on? Six bob! Ta. 1253 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:16,640 MAN 2: What are you waiting for? 1254 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:20,120 All the hustle and bustle... 1255 01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,000 MAN: Hey, quit shoving, will ya? 1256 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,280 (ALL JOSTLE AND CHATTER) (KNOCKING) 1257 01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:26,920 What's that? (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 1258 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:29,160 I reckon somebody can't find the door, Popey. 1259 01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:32,360 Oh, struth. When these blokes talk of getting blind, they mean it. 1260 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:34,480 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 1261 01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,640 Hey, what you doing? 1262 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,160 And to think we're guests in your country, Pope. 1263 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,280 Since when has this place been out of bounds? 1264 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:46,080 Since I found out you don't have a single chaperone in the joint, 1265 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:49,080 and my poor boys thousands of miles from their mothers. 1266 01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:51,080 OK, Buzzer, name it. 1267 01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:52,880 Are you offering me a bribe? 1268 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,720 No, just cash. 1269 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,440 Well, that's a little embarrassing. 1270 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,160 I mean, how do you negotiate 1271 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,800 when one of the parties hasn't got a leg to stand on? 1272 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,400 It'd be a little more sporting if I made you a proposition. 1273 01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,880 Like what? 1274 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,840 Like how are you cutting up the gravy here with old grandad? 1275 01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:12,880 He took me for a partner, 50/50. 1276 01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:14,960 You don't say! 1277 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,400 We got 50%, hey? 1278 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,080 Now, let me see. 1279 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:21,880 If I took 90% and gave you 10% 1280 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:25,440 well, that would still make you a true full-fledged junior partner. 1281 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:28,040 Congratulations, Horace. 1282 01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:32,880 Listen, Buzzer, I'll grant you this started as only another racket 1283 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,760 and maybe I should have made a deal with you in the first place, 1284 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:37,320 but it ain't a racket anymore. 1285 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:40,440 For the first time in me life I feel as though I really done something. 1286 01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,400 I want to come back here after the war. 1287 01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:43,920 Sure, kid, I understand. 1288 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:45,640 So if I can raise enough capital... 1289 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,040 Well, it was my idea in the first place, wasn't it?! 1290 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:49,880 It's always some poor guy's idea to start with. 1291 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,360 Take the Wright brothers - 1292 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,880 how much dough you figure they made out of the flying machine? 1293 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:55,520 Oh, you ruddy thieving... Oh, what's the beef? 1294 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:57,360 I'm gonna be doing all the work around here 1295 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,000 while you two guys will be chasing around 1296 01:11:59,040 --> 01:12:01,440 after them gorgeous French broads, taking it easy. 1297 01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:04,200 French? Well, I'm just guessing. 1298 01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,280 But I think it'll be France. 1299 01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:11,280 You two boys have been regraded and posted. 1300 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:13,880 You don't think I came down here just for that, do you? 1301 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:17,960 Better start packing your kitbag. The transport leaves at reveille. 1302 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,400 Bon voyage, boys. 1303 01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:25,080 (JEEP MOTOR STARTS AND REVS) 1304 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:29,080 Yanks. There's Yanks for you. 1305 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:32,560 It was our war to start with, wasn't it? Ours and Jerry's. 1306 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:35,440 What'd they have to horn in on everything for? 1307 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:46,760 (MORSE CODE BEEPING) 1308 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,880 (KNOCKS) MAN: Come in. 1309 01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:00,320 It's all been traced, sir - soap, cigarettes, toilet paper. 1310 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:03,160 In fact, every delivery that should have been made by truck seven, sir. 1311 01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,120 Well, who the hell was responsible for truck seven? 1312 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:06,600 I've traced that too, sir. 1313 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,720 LAC Pope 148 and LAC Pascoe 213, sir. 1314 01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:10,520 Well, flush 'em out, man. Flush 'em out! 1315 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,000 Yes, sir. 1316 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:14,920 I think Sergeant Ellis can tell you more about that than I can, sir. 1317 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,400 It's all very disconcerting, sir. 1318 01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:19,040 I took the liberty of making out an interim report of their movements 1319 01:13:19,080 --> 01:13:21,040 since they joined us in October, sir. 1320 01:13:21,080 --> 01:13:23,120 First issued on 01/09/44. 1321 01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,640 Reported missing 03/09/44. 1322 01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:28,480 Located with a breakdown 05/09/44. 1323 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,920 Reported missing on the 12/09/44... 1324 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,000 Good God. They sound an absolute shower! 1325 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:35,720 Very bad types, sir. I remember them from the pool at Black Rock. 1326 01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,160 Then why the devil haven't you wheeled them in here before this? 1327 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:39,880 They've always had a cast-iron alibi, sir. 1328 01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,400 Alibi? What do you mean, alibi? 1329 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:43,880 Well, one time they had a chit 1330 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:46,120 to show they'd been commandeered by the Ordnance Corps. 1331 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,880 Another time when I thought I had them on missing petrol 1332 01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,720 they actually produced civilian witnesses 1333 01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,120 to vouch for a collision with a bridge-building unit, sir. 1334 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,360 Get me the service police on the blower right away. 1335 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:58,120 And you, Sergeant, let me have a look at their service conduct sheets. 1336 01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,240 You already have them, sir, in the file. 1337 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:02,000 Hmm? 1338 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,600 These 121s are blank, absolutely blank. 1339 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,200 What is that supposed to prove? 1340 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:10,480 The really bad types always have a clean service record, sir. 1341 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:12,760 Good God, how? 1342 01:14:12,800 --> 01:14:15,000 They bribe somebody in the orderly room, sir, 1343 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,800 to replace the crime sheet as soon as it shows an adverse entry. 1344 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,000 They do? Yes, sir. 1345 01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:24,000 Damn clever, eh? (CHUCKLES) 1346 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,200 Sir. 1347 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,960 (TRUCK HORN TOOTS) 1348 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:37,000 (MEN SHOUT IN FRENCH) 1349 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,560 Roll up! Roll up! Lucky lads. 1350 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,040 (PEOPLE CHATTER EXCITEDLY IN FRENCH) 1351 01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:45,360 Ladies et messieurs... Uh, dames and messieurs. 1352 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,080 (PEOPLE CLAMOUR) 1353 01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:50,200 (SPEAKS IN BROKEN FRENCH) Bonne marchandise! 1354 01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,560 Tres bon. Tres marche. Voila. 1355 01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:55,600 (SPEAKS IN BROKEN FRENCH) 1356 01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,280 American cigarette? Lucky Strike? 1357 01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:02,080 Well, not exactly, mate, but these are OK if you smoke them outdoors. 1358 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:04,120 They're tres marche - 200 francs. 1359 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,920 200 francs?! 1360 01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:08,560 Hey, show them the self-heating soup, Pedlar. 1361 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:10,200 200. Voila! Bonjour! 1362 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,680 You give me 100 cigarettes as well as soap and chocolate, no? 1363 01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:14,640 OK, I'm a sucker. Give her the stuff, Pedlar. 1364 01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,200 Now, gather round, mes amis. Gather round. 1365 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,040 Gumboots, coffee, gasoline. 1366 01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:19,920 Comprendez? Petrol. Anything you want. 1367 01:15:19,960 --> 01:15:22,280 Oh, you don't know yet, but I'm here to diddle ya. 1368 01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:25,560 (ALL JOSTLE AND YELL) Oh, yeah, is that gold? OK, yeah. 1369 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,240 (ALL CLAMOUR) 1370 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:30,960 Yeah, have it. That's two coffee, yeah? 1371 01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,800 What? Les Americains - they come an hour ago. 1372 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,560 Les chapeaux blancs. Vous comprenez? 1373 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,040 Chapeaux blancs? Chapeaux blancs. 1374 01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:40,520 White hat? Oui, oui. 1375 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:42,080 Blimey, Snowdrops - the Yank Gestapo. 1376 01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:44,440 Allez, allez. Vamoose! Go on. Go! 1377 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:46,400 ALL: Aww! 1378 01:15:57,760 --> 01:15:59,360 Hey, what's going on here? 1379 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:02,040 Detail number 106, Flying Column, attached to 2nd TAF. 1380 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,560 You might call it the RAF on a mercy mission, Corp. 1381 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,360 Let her go, Pedlar. 1382 01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:17,400 (TRUCK ENGINE CHUGS) 1383 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,880 (SINGS CHEERFULLY) 1384 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:28,240 Here, Pedlar, we ought to change more cash into jewellery. 1385 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,320 I mean, the international trade is tricky. 1386 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,880 I can't sleep at night just thinking about the inflation. 1387 01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:34,920 Something's happening, you know, Popey. 1388 01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,080 We've been passing companies of men for an hour 1389 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:39,200 and tanks and armoured troops too. 1390 01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,880 I don't get it. Either they're on a bum steer or we are. 1391 01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:43,360 Maybe it's the big New Year's shove. 1392 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,120 I've been hearing how they was gonna shove Jerry right out of France. 1393 01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,480 Well, I reckon they'd be shoving in the other direction. 1394 01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:50,320 Maybe we're lost. 1395 01:17:05,560 --> 01:17:07,360 Another Snowdrop. What's he after, I wonder. 1396 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,680 You guys aiming on running smack into the crowds? 1397 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:12,440 No, we've got to dump some tyres at an ammo dump called B-6. 1398 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:14,560 Brother, you're way out of date. There ain't no B-6. 1399 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,960 The guys that was building it up lit outta here yesterday. 1400 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,440 Ain't you heard about the breakthrough? 1401 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:20,440 Well, sure. How far you blokes push the Jerries? 1402 01:17:20,480 --> 01:17:23,760 Pushing them? Brother, them krauts have started pushing us. 1403 01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,240 They're about a mile up the road. 1404 01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:26,960 There's only half a company between them panzers 1405 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:28,520 and this crazy man standing right here. 1406 01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:31,760 Oh, stone the crows. Get out of here, Pedlar. Go back the way we came. 1407 01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,880 You do like I say - stay put, wait for me. 1408 01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,480 I gotta make a recce up the road, 1409 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,320 collect some men, get the hell out of here. 1410 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:38,840 Now you stay put. That's an order. 1411 01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:41,480 How long are you likely to be, Sarge? 1412 01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:43,040 Time it takes to say, "Hello! Goodbye!" 1413 01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,680 What do you think? I'm staying around to celebrate New Year's? 1414 01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,800 (TRUCK DOOR SHUTS) 1415 01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,160 (RAPID GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE) 1416 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:58,720 Hark at that. Just hark at it. 1417 01:17:58,760 --> 01:18:03,600 Panzers, he said. There must be half the ruddy German army in there. 1418 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:09,160 (GUNFIRE BECOMES LOUDER) 1419 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:13,080 Here, Pedlar, can you turn her around without ditching her? 1420 01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:14,720 I reckon we can get the boards under. 1421 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:17,360 Then get moving. We're getting out of here while there's still time. 1422 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,120 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 1423 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:23,520 We...we can't do that, Popey. We can't run off and leave them. 1424 01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:25,760 What? No, we can't do it. 1425 01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,720 Are you barmy? Just because a Yankee sergeant says so? 1426 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:31,760 We ain't under Yank orders. We got no rights to be here at all. 1427 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,840 It don't matter, Popey. We still can't do it. 1428 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:37,200 We gotta wait here like he said and you know it. 1429 01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:42,920 Alright, since you're so keen 1430 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:44,920 on winning the flippin' Victoria Cross... 1431 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,880 MAN: Hey! 1432 01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,280 Hey, stop! Wait for us! (GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE) 1433 01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:54,760 Hey, wait a moment! 1434 01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:56,600 We'll get this lot aboard, then we're moving out 1435 01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,640 if I have to drive the bloody thing meself. 1436 01:18:58,680 --> 01:19:01,080 Get aboard. Jump in the back, all of ya. 1437 01:19:01,120 --> 01:19:03,320 Which is the fastest way to the main highway? 1438 01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:05,680 Straight back the way we came in. This all there is? 1439 01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:07,200 Yes. Back up this vehicle. 1440 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,920 What about the Snowdrop? Snowdrop? 1441 01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:10,720 The narc, the copper, the sergeant! 1442 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:15,360 These are all that survived. Reverse this vehicle at once, driver. 1443 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,240 (STARTS ENGINE) 1444 01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:22,720 Hey, stop, stop! 1445 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:29,440 (SPEAKS IN GERMAN) 1446 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:32,520 (WHISPERS) He stowed aboard with a load of bleeding Jerries. 1447 01:19:35,120 --> 01:19:36,680 Why, you murdering... 1448 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,560 (POPE RETCHES) 1449 01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:15,080 Got every single one of them, Popey. 1450 01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:17,640 Shut up about it, won't you? 1451 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,080 (FIRE CRACKLES SOFTLY) 1452 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,040 Snowdrop's coffee. 1453 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,840 Did...did they get him? 1454 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:37,680 I'll hot it up, Popey. 1455 01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:40,280 We...we gotta get out of here, Pedlar. 1456 01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:41,920 I reckon these woods are swarming with Jerries. 1457 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:43,640 I don't think you're ready to walk yet. 1458 01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:46,480 Walk? Yeah, that lorry's u/s. 1459 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:49,120 Them bullets ripped open the petrol tank. 1460 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,040 What the hell can we do? 1461 01:20:53,080 --> 01:20:55,000 Like I said, we could start walking back. 1462 01:20:55,040 --> 01:20:56,480 On that road? 1463 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:59,280 If we ain't murdered, we'll get run over by Hitler's flippin' staff car. 1464 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,920 There's no other way, Popey. 1465 01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:02,880 And in that lorry we got grub and guns. 1466 01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,840 There's plenty of guns and ammo. 1467 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:08,440 You wait here. I'll go fetch them. 1468 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,680 (FOOTSTEPS RECEDE) 1469 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,280 (GUNSHOTS) 1470 01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:42,440 There's more of 'em. We gotta pack it in, Pedlar. 1471 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:45,560 I reckon not, and I don't think they'd take us prisoner. 1472 01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,040 You mean they'd... 1473 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:48,680 Especially after what we did to them others. 1474 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,160 Well, we've gotta chance it. 1475 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,640 Wave a handkerchief or something, show them we're packing it in. 1476 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:55,160 Look, Popey, he's over there by that clump of bushes. 1477 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:59,000 You cover me while I get over there where I can pop him. 1478 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:01,120 Are you nuts? Do you mean to fight the bleeders? 1479 01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,880 Two of us against the whole ruddy army? 1480 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,600 They'll serve us up like a dog's di... 1481 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,120 (GUNSHOT) 1482 01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:13,320 (GUNFIRE) 1483 01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:17,000 Can you see him, Pedlar? Don't you move, Popey! 1484 01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:18,920 (GUNSHOT) 1485 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:27,840 Don't move! 1486 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,640 (GUNFIRE) 1487 01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:43,320 Back to the hut, Popey! 1488 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:45,080 Quick! 1489 01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:47,880 (GUNSHOTS) 1490 01:22:55,400 --> 01:22:58,000 To get at us they'd have to come out into the open. 1491 01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:00,480 I think that's why they waited for us to come out. 1492 01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:02,040 What happens when it gets dark? 1493 01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:05,080 The minute it's dark enough, Pedlar, we don't stand an earthly. 1494 01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:09,960 Without light, Popey, we've got no reason to be happy. 1495 01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:20,920 Pedlar, you're a genius! 1496 01:23:20,960 --> 01:23:23,560 Now if you can give me some cover, Popey... 1497 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:28,240 You ready? Right. 1498 01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:32,880 (FIRES) 1499 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:41,280 (GUNSHOTS) 1500 01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:50,480 (SILENCE) 1501 01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:55,880 (INSECTS CHIRP) 1502 01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:04,000 For God's sake, burn! 1503 01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:10,400 It's done it, Pedlar! 1504 01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:19,440 Right. Now let them try nipping across that little patch. 1505 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,920 We'll have it looking like a knacker's yard! 1506 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,880 Will it burn all night, Pedlar? 1507 01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:30,640 With all them tyres in the back it should. 1508 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,040 But suppose it don't? 1509 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,680 There's nothing more we can do. 1510 01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:42,480 Proper carry-on, isn't it? 1511 01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:44,400 It is that. 1512 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,960 You've been a flippin' good oppo, Pedlar. 1513 01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,760 (BIRDS CHIRP) 1514 01:25:08,560 --> 01:25:10,000 Any sign of them? 1515 01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:12,520 No sign at all. 1516 01:25:12,560 --> 01:25:14,320 Alright? 1517 01:25:23,480 --> 01:25:26,000 Pedlar, the lorry... It's all burned out! 1518 01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,600 There ain't nothing left of it! It's all burned to a cinder! 1519 01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:30,440 I can see that, Popey. 1520 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:34,160 Do you know something? Do you know what we've done? 1521 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,400 The bag, the cash, all them trinkets... 1522 01:25:36,440 --> 01:25:38,240 We've burned all our capital. 1523 01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:40,760 We're back where we started! We're skint! 1524 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:43,800 It's right, isn't it? I never give it a thought. 1525 01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:46,200 Yeah, but we're still here. 1526 01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,920 Is that all you can say? The work of three years? 1527 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,840 It ain't even got any sentimental value for you, you big stupid... 1528 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:54,800 Shh! (RUMBLING IN DISTANCE) 1529 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:57,560 Tanks, troop carriers, heavy stuff. 1530 01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,680 Where, though? Which way? 1531 01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:03,440 It's coming this way alright, about a mile away. 1532 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,400 Maybe they've gone round behind us in the night 1533 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:06,960 and they're boxing us in. 1534 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:10,040 We can't fight a whole panzer group with popguns, can we? 1535 01:26:10,080 --> 01:26:12,120 Come on. 1536 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,600 (ENGINES RUMBLE IN DISTANCE) 1537 01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:34,640 Don't fire or anything, Popey. Just let them pass by. 1538 01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:36,320 What do you think? 1539 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:44,400 It's Yan...it's Yanks, Pedlar. 1540 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:47,520 I think it's Yanks, a whole flippin' army of them! 1541 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,840 Don't move, Popey. 1542 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:53,120 What are we gonna do, just...just let them go by? 1543 01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:56,000 One of them fellas might be a bit nervous. 1544 01:27:02,680 --> 01:27:04,120 Hey, ya! 1545 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:06,200 Hello there! 1546 01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:16,400 Hi, Yanks! OK? 1547 01:27:17,480 --> 01:27:19,280 OK? 1548 01:27:19,320 --> 01:27:22,080 MAN: A limey! What do ya know? MAN 2: RAF. 1549 01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:24,240 MAN 3: Hey, what are you doing way out here? 1550 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:25,960 MAN 4: Alright, buddy, come on down! 1551 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,280 MAN: Certainly didn't expect to see one of them down here. 1552 01:27:28,320 --> 01:27:32,240 POPE: Strike me down. I never thought I'd be glad to see a Yank! Ha-ha! 1553 01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:34,000 (ALL LAUGH) Hi, Yanks! 1554 01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:36,160 Come on, buddy. Come on. 1555 01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:39,200 (TYPEWRITERS CLICK) 1556 01:27:43,720 --> 01:27:46,840 Excuse me, sir. This has just come through. 1557 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:48,440 It seems to have originated 1558 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,640 from the American sector in the Ardennes, sir. 1559 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:55,600 "Reference 148 Pope, 213 Pascoe, 1560 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:58,680 "Leading Aircraftsmen at present attached 1561 01:27:58,720 --> 01:28:02,160 "to number 109 supply and transport column. 1562 01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:05,120 "For fighting unsupported rear-guard action 1563 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:07,840 "over a period of 18 hours, 1564 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:12,320 "personally accounting for six of the enemy with captured weapons, 1565 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:16,160 "recommended by USA officer of field rank 1566 01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:20,440 "for American decorations for gallantry and initiative 1567 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:23,320 "over and above the call of duty." 1568 01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:27,840 Isn't it wizard, sir? Our bods! Really our bods! 1569 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:30,120 (CHUCKLES) Well... 1570 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,200 Well, what are you going to do, Bingo? 1571 01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:36,520 I mean, there's this long list of their deficiencies. 1572 01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:41,360 What do you think? Stick my neck out, put up a black with the Yanks? 1573 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,760 No, I'm going to chip in 1574 01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:47,240 with the biggest and brightest gong we can rustle up, old man. 1575 01:28:47,280 --> 01:28:51,400 Now get me chairborne command - awards and decorations. 1576 01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:54,440 (BAND PLAYS MILITARY FANFARE) 1577 01:29:16,480 --> 01:29:20,560 MAN: Company, present arms! 1578 01:29:24,120 --> 01:29:28,520 Company, order arms! 1579 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:32,680 They could stick all their medals 1580 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:35,440 if only we had what was in that flippin' tool kit. 1581 01:29:35,480 --> 01:29:37,160 I don't worry about the money, Popey. 1582 01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:39,520 You don't? Well, it was half yours, wasn't it? 1583 01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,560 I was always meaning to give you half, Pedlar. 1584 01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:43,560 Of course, there's no way of proving it now, 1585 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,040 but you gotta believe me, Pedlar. 1586 01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:47,760 I was always meaning to give you half. I swear. 1587 01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:50,800 (BAND PLAYS FANFARE) 1588 01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:01,400 Well done. 1589 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,000 Excuse me, sir. 1590 01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:26,880 Signal for Pope. Alright. 1591 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:29,480 Top priority from Eisenhower's headquarters. 1592 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:32,880 Well, go on. 1593 01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:40,280 BUZZER'S VOICE: Dear junior partner, 1594 01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:43,440 shocked to read you were trying to win the war - stop. 1595 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,600 Are you nuts - stop. 1596 01:30:45,640 --> 01:30:47,240 Peace can only kill business here 1597 01:30:47,280 --> 01:30:49,600 so I'm quitting while still ahead - stop. 1598 01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:52,840 Good luck, love and kisses, Buzzer. 1599 01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:54,400 (AEROPLANE ENGINE DRONES OVERHEAD) 1600 01:30:54,440 --> 01:30:57,040 (SHEEP BLEAT) 1601 01:30:57,080 --> 01:30:59,640 All we need is a little attraction to bring in the customers, 1602 01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,520 so as soon as my mate Pedlar gets here 1603 01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,200 we'll search the neighbourhood for some Roman ruins. 1604 01:31:03,240 --> 01:31:04,680 (MUTTERS) Roman ruins... 1605 01:31:04,720 --> 01:31:06,960 In fact, I know a bloke in London who makes them. 1606 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,920 And if we have to, we can dig up 1607 01:31:08,960 --> 01:31:10,400 'Cleopatra's Barge' out of the backyard. 1608 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,760 'Cleopatra's Barge'... (HORN HONKS) 1609 01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:16,520 Hello! That's my oppo. 1610 01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:24,000 Hello, Popey! Pedlar, old son! Ha-ha! 1611 01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:26,320 Oh, you... 1612 01:31:26,360 --> 01:31:29,080 Hello, Horace. 1613 01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:31,360 (LAUGHS) 1614 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:34,640 Cor, love a duck! 1615 01:31:34,680 --> 01:31:37,640 (UPBEAT MILITARY MUSIC) 1616 01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:41,680 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media.tv 129718

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