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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Missy, I'm really impressed
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- how you stepped up.
- Thanks.
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- Good morning.
- Eggs are on the table.
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Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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Wow, look at you being Mom.
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You're watching CeeCee today.
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Well, who put you in charge?
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Okay, just asking.
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Excited to be going home?
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This is home.
I'm always here.
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But I am excited to share
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everything I've learned
with my colleagues.
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That's nice.
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Scientifically speaking,
they're savages
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covered in their own filth, and
I'll be bringing them the light.
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There's probably a nicer way
to say that.
Oh, there is.
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But if a summer in Germany
has taught me anything,
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it's that brutal honesty is
its own kind of love.
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I'll crochet that
on a pillow.
Mm.
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Mark my words,
string theory is going to be
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the next big thing.
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What does it do?
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It explains the fundamental
forces of the universe.
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How everything works,
where everything came from.
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I know where it all came from.
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Mother, we're in the sky.
Why are you pointing up?
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Oh, there's no reason
to do that.
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It's just irregular motion
of air around the plane
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caused by temperature changes.
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Oh, that was a big one.
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And given our altitude,
perfectly predictable.
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The pilot has turned on
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the seatbelt sign.
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Please return to your seat.
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A reasonable precaution.
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Snug as a bug.
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Would you like me to
include you in my prayers?
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No, thanks,
I don't need to seek help
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from an invisible man.
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You're right, you've got
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your invisible strings.
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PILOT [over intercom]:
Sorry for the delay.
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We hope to be wheels up
in about 20 minutes.
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That's what he said
20 minutes ago.
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Nothing we can do.
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If we don't take off soon,
we'll miss
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our connecting flight
to Houston.
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It's out of
our hands.
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I'd tell you
whose hands it's in,
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but you don't like that.
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Babies.
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Why'd it have to be babies?
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Oh, relax.
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He'll cry himself out.
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You won't even
know he's there.
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Please tell that mother
to quiet her baby.
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Sometimes moms
can't make their kids be quiet
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no matter how much they try.
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What're you doing?
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Trying to get
my ears to pop.
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Want a pieceof gum?
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Is it
cinnamon gum?
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Yeah.
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I have
enough problems.
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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Hi!
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Welcome home.
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Great.
Hey, Mary.
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Look, Mother, more babies.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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I cannot wait to
sleep in my own bed.
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You didn't tell him
on the plane?
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Tell me what?
I thought
you were gonna
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tell him
in the car.
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Well, he was
grumpy in the car.
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How do you think
he was on the plane?
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- I'll tell him.
- You stay out of this.
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Tell me what?
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Well, for God's sake.
Me and Georgie
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and the baby have been
staying in your room.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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I was out of town,
there was a tornado,
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you needed a place to live.
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So you're okay with it?
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Oh, no, I'm home now. Get out.
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No.
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Well, hang on,
we'll handle this.
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You heard her, Sheldon,
she doesn't want to leave.
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But it's my room.
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Well, and it's my house.
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Our house.
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Sure.
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Why can't they
stay in the garage?
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Why can't you stay
in the garage?
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I'm neither a car
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nor a box
of Christmas ornaments.
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Sheldon, my grandbaby's
not sleeping in the garage.
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Our grandbaby.
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Sure.
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Look, I slept out there.
It's not that bad.
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Hey, there's even
a sink you can pee in.
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That is
not helpful.
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You used it.
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It was
an emergency.
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I go away for a few months
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and my family turns into
a bunch of hillbillies.
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All right,
it's been a long day,
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everybody's tired.
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Why don't you just
sleep on the couch
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and we'll figure this out
tomorrow, hmm?
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Fine.
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Oh.
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What?
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My ears finally popped.
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Testing, testing.
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One, two, three.
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Testing.
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So, Sheldon's home.
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Hello? Hello?
Somebody say something.
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Oh, Lord,
I missed you.
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Oh-ho.
I missed you, too.
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I was talking tothe bed.
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Been a while since
we've been apart so long.
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Oh, I know.
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A long time for a man
to be without his wife.
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George, I want to,
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but I just spent 18 hours
with you know who.
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I need to sleep.
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Understood.
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Wouldn't take long,
but understood.
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I promise, if you wait,
it'll be worth it.
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I might even have
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a little
surprise for you.
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Ooh, I like
the sound of that.
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All right,
I can wait.
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But if you can't wait,
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just give me
a poke in the ribs.
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I'll be ready
right quick.
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♪ I couldn't sleep
at all last night ♪
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♪ Well, I was tossing
and turning ♪
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♪ Turning and tossing
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♪ Tossing and turning
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♪ All night.
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What?
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The baby's crying.
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You really are a genius.
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Nope.
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Hello.
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Meemaw, it's me.
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Shelly.
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Everything okay?
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No, everything's terrible.
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The baby stole my room
and won't stop crying
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and now they're making me
sleep in the garage.
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What do you need me to do?
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Pick me up
and I can stay with you.
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Oh, well, this is Dale's house.
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I have to ask him.
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Ask me what?
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It's Shelly.
He wants to spend the night.
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Oh, yeah, it'd be nice
to see the little guy.
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Dale says no.
See you in the morning.
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Oh, slept in.
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Morning.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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What's all this?
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- Breakfast.
- Who made it?
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Me. I can heat it up.
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No, no.
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Georgie, what're
you doing?
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What does it look like? Dishes.
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Since when?
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It's my day.
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Oh.
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Look, a chore chart.
I made one of those.
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Y'all ignored it.
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They don't ignore it
if you stop feeding them.
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That was a long weekend.
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Georgie, bathroom.
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Thank you.
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Crowded house, one bathroom.
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We needed a schedule.
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Smart.
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Can I help with anything?
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Nope, just enjoy
your breakfast.
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Thank you.
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Hey, maybe we can
spend the day together.
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That sounds nice,
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but I promised Taylor
I'd help him
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buy some back-to-school clothes.
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Oh, yeah, Taylor.
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When do I get to meet him?
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He's just a friend, Mom.
Don't be weird.
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I wasn't being weird.
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Where were you?
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Garage.
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Oh. Sleep okay?
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Not a wink,
but thank you for asking.
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Huh.
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What?
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I need to use the bathroom.
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Well, too bad,
it's my turn.
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Check the schedule.
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I don't see a schedule.
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Look on
the fridge.
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Mmm.
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He's right, it's his turn.
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This is going to be close.
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So, how's it going,
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you two living together?
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She's leaving out,
"in sin."
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I didn't say it.
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Well, don't we get
a pass for being old?
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I didn't say anything.
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With his back being all askew,
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there's not much
sinning going on.
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Well, not none.
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We find ways to be creative.
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I don't
want to know.
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So, what's going on
with your house?
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Well, I'm
gonna rebuild.
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It's just gonna
take a while.
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In the meantime,
she has a home.
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Oh, thank you for that.
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With a man who gives
her plenty of loving.
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Anyways,
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how are you doing?
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It must feel good
to be home.
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Yeah.
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I guess.
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- Hmm. What's wrong?
- Well,
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they have everything
running pretty smooth
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without me, so...
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feeling a little displaced.
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Hmm, a little
- displaced.
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause your home,
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which was not
blown away in the tornado,
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is running smooth.
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Oh, no, I didn't mean...
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You knowwhat I mean.
Just hang on.
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What're you doing?
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Tell you what,
next time you start feeling
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sorry for yourself for
being a little displaced,
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you just take a gander at
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my home of
47 years.
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I'm sorry.
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This is terrible.
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Yeah, I took that
picture with my Minolta.
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Made the front page
of the local paper.
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I got a copy of it
around here somewhere.
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She don't
wanna see it.
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Of course she does.
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Go on, keep running!
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Y'all look like
you haven't moved all summer!
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Come on!
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Lopez, what, are you
taking a break out there?
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I think he's
throwing up, Coach.
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Good stuff, Lopez!
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Hey.
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Well, hey, Mary.
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Welcome back.
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Thank you.
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That's a nice surprise.
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00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,819
Well, I just thought
I'd come hang out,
270
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,995
watch you turn this
ragtag bunch of kids
271
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,562
into state champs.
272
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,956
George, you didn't tell me
Germany made her funny.
273
00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,828
Hey, I think we got
a real shot this year.
274
00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,874
Lopez, what the hell
did you eat?
275
00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,179
What you got there, Mary?
276
00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,138
Oh, I made some snacks
for the team.
277
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,531
Oh, did you bring anything
for the coaches?
278
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,185
Just a little sugar.
279
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,100
Ooh.
280
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,624
So, we over
the jet lag?
281
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,712
I think so.
282
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,191
Okay, now
I'm gonna puke.
283
00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:28,540
Grow up.
284
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,152
I returned home from Germany
285
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,415
to a family which
no longer cherished me.
286
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:36,505
But I knew somewhere
I was still valued,
287
00:10:36,505 --> 00:10:39,290
where I was still
the center of attention.
288
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:42,642
And, most importantly,
where I had my own bathroom.
289
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,474
Excuse me.
290
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,869
Hello?
291
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,003
What are you doing
in my room?
292
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,921
What are you doing in my room?
293
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,836
That's what I asked you,
and I asked first.
294
00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,707
This is my room.
295
00:11:05,577 --> 00:11:07,754
Well, then how come my key
opened the door?
296
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,234
I don't care. Go away.
297
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,326
Wait. I'm not
going anywhere.
298
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:19,853
Hmm?
299
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,724
I'm not going anywhere.
300
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,248
Okay.
301
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,729
All righty then.
302
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,602
What?
303
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:31,865
What are you
working on?
304
00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:34,781
Uh, I'm writing
a Pascal compiler
305
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:35,999
for an alpha processor.
306
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,219
I don't understand.
307
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,873
Uh...
308
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:42,484
Here.
309
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,225
Thanks.
310
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,100
What's your name?
311
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,363
Do you mind? I'm reading.
312
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:53,887
Okay.
313
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,635
Sheldon Cooper.
314
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:05,159
What?
315
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,422
I finished reading,
and my name's Sheldon Cooper.
316
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,251
- Wh... You finished it?
- Yes.
317
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,079
No, you didn't.
318
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:13,515
Uh...
319
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:16,257
How can I program this
with a reduced instruction set?
320
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,738
Use a lexicographic
ordering algorithm.
321
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,741
Impressive.
322
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,133
You should major
in computer science.
323
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,832
No, thanks,
I'll stick to real science.
324
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,095
Wh-- Dude, this is the future.
325
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,010
I mean, computers are gonna
change the whole world.
326
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,969
Maybe commerce, communications,
media and banking,
327
00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:34,188
but nothing
important.
328
00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,757
Uh, what's so important
about what you're studying?
329
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,846
String theory,
where do I begin?
330
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,456
It explains
everything.
331
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,850
It unifies the fundamental
forces in an elegant way.
332
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,461
Yeah, but what does it do?
333
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,463
Hmm...
334
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,769
Get out.
335
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:56,645
No rush.
There's plenty to go around.
336
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,779
All right, guys, wrap it up.
We got blocking drills to run.
337
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,303
George, can't you let them
- catch their breath?
- No.
338
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:05,088
You heard Coach, hit the sleds.
Let's go.
339
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,699
Oh, the sleds,
I love the sleds.
340
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:15,142
Whoo!
341
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:17,971
- Ants on a log?
- No.
342
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,711
They're not real ants.
It's raisins.
343
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,626
I know what
they are, Wayne.
344
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:23,715
You guys are doing great!
345
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,153
State champs!
346
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:28,155
Whoo!
347
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,550
Well, that was
Chernobyl-adjacent.
348
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,815
Sorry, still getting
used to Tex-Mex.
349
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,686
You don't have to be
from Texas to flush.
350
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:38,905
Noted.
351
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,297
You, uh, grow up around here?
352
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:43,170
Medford. It's not as nice
as it sounds.
353
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,258
Oh.
354
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,392
Yeah, now you ask
where I'm from.
355
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,177
I don't do that.
356
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,439
Cool.
357
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,616
Oh, so what is
the girl situation here?
358
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,878
I don't do that either.
359
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:56,923
You into guys?
360
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,141
I'm into science.
361
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,751
Everything else
is a distraction.
362
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:03,320
So... no video games?
363
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,627
Star Fire?
364
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,585
Hasn't even been released yet.
I'm a beta tester.
365
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,935
Oh, my.
366
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,545
I didn't know his name
367
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,720
or where he was from,
368
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,940
but he was my new best friend.
369
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,899
Well...
370
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,728
this was a fun,
371
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,990
special,
372
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,427
one-time thing,
wasn't it?
373
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:24,733
Actually,
374
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,691
I was thinking
I could keep doing it,
375
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,084
kind of like
a team mom.
376
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,651
Team mom.
377
00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:30,913
Yeah,
I think the boys
378
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,089
really enjoyed
having me here.
379
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,179
Mary, sit with me.
380
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,007
Yeah.
381
00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,748
Oh, honey,
it's-it's been
382
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,055
- so good having you back.
- Oh, thank you.
383
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,273
Oh.
384
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,709
You know,
when I was in Germany,
385
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:45,928
I was thinking
386
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,060
we should do more... Hold that thought.
387
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,453
Thing is,
these practices aren't meant
388
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:51,107
to be enjoyed.
389
00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,109
They're meant
to be endured,
390
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,763
survived.
391
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,243
Hated, actually.
392
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,245
- That sounds terrible.
- Uh, no.
393
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,638
It's a good thing because then
they take that hate
394
00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:02,423
and they unleash it
on the other team.
395
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,251
Sounds like you're
turning them into monsters.
396
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,949
There you go, and monsters
don't have team moms.
397
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,951
Let me help you get
this crap in the car.
398
00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,266
I can't kill this guardian.
He's too strong.
399
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,615
Move over.
400
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,486
- What are you doing?
- Hang on.
401
00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:25,098
- Weapons upgrade.
- Try now.
402
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,578
Ooh, that's a big gun.
How'd you do that?
403
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:28,971
I just put in the cheat code.
404
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:31,713
Excuse me?
I do not cheat.
405
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,628
Wh... No, it's not cheating,
you know,
406
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:35,456
it's-it's like
a-a secret command
407
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,631
that gives you extra powers.
408
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,111
And it's called
a what code?
409
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,503
Wh... No.
410
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,114
It's part of the game, you know.
They build it in.
411
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,724
So you condone
cheating?
412
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,639
Yeah, but, you know,
with a wink.
413
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,988
I don't like
winking either.
414
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,598
What's wrong with winking?
415
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,600
At the end of the day, it
leaves you with an uneven number
416
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,732
of blinks per eye.
417
00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:52,125
That's insane.
418
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,344
Oh, I'm insane?
You're the cheating winker.
419
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,737
Are you from California?
420
00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:57,478
Oh, now you want to know
where I'm from.
421
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,349
I think I know enough.
Goodbye.
422
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:02,831
Thanks for cleaning up.
423
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,093
You're welcome.
424
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,530
Also, the toilet bowl
is still disinfecting,
425
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,968
so I wouldn't use it
for another 20 to 30 minutes.
426
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,417
I'll keep the room clean
if you keep the game clean.
427
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,722
Okay.
428
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,682
We had had our first fight,
429
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,990
but, at the end of the day,
it really brought
430
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,209
what's-his-name and I
closer together.
431
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,041
Hmm.
432
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,696
Ugh.
433
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,741
I miss Germany.
434
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:46,048
Hey.
Hi.
435
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,137
- Everything okay?
- Fine.
436
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,617
Do you want
to watch a movie or...
437
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,748
No.
438
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,622
I miss Germany.
439
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,321
Honey?
440
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,975
You okay?
441
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,324
Go away.
442
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,937
All right, well,
I'm here if you want to talk.
443
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,683
Taylor broke up with me.
444
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,729
Oh, baby.
445
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:18,733
Oh...
446
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:19,995
Please don't tell Dad.
447
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,214
He didn't know
we were going out.
448
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,955
Of course.
It's none of his business.
449
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,611
- I'm glad you're back.
- Me, too.
450
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,309
Do you want to tell me
what happened?
451
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,397
Mm-hmm.
452
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,971
It took 14 hours
453
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,061
and 211 lives...
454
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:45,412
...but I emerged victorious.
455
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:53,159
Hey, cheater guy,
I won.
456
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,508
Fair and square.
457
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:56,162
What time is it?
458
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,424
7:42 a.m.
459
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,600
We should celebrate.
Do you have any Yoo-hoo?
460
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,862
No.
461
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,690
Wait here.
I'll go get some.
462
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,996
I wish I could tell you
we toasted my victory,
463
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,087
but I fell asleep
in the hallway.
464
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:10,959
Hey, where's Sheldon?
465
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,961
Probably out
in the garage.
466
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,832
Should someone tell him
breakfast is ready?
467
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,008
Oh, no, this is lovely.
468
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:20,838
Uh, let him sleep,
jet lag and all.
469
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,754
Hmm, the whole summer with him
was enough, huh?
470
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,279
If you want me to get him,
I'll go get him.
471
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,063
- That's okay.
- No, it's fine.
472
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,108
Okay.
473
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,636
Are you ready
for your surprise?
474
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,203
I sure am.
475
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,813
Okay.
476
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,512
Hello, you handsome
American boy toy.
477
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:43,905
I am Helga.
478
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:46,560
Do you like what you see?
479
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:51,347
Yeah. Yeah.
480
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,008
Hello?
481
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,410
MARY [German accent]:
Are you sure your wife
won't come home?
482
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,759
I'm sure.
483
00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,023
Yeah, yeah.
484
00:19:16,938 --> 00:19:19,027
Oh, Helga.
485
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,857
I never talked to my father
486
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,511
about what I saw that day,
487
00:19:24,511 --> 00:19:26,121
but, from then on,
I added extra knocks
488
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,036
so people could
get their pants on.
489
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,697
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