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(gunfire, explosions on TV)
(heavy metal music playing)
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Jimmy! What's happening?!
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What's happening?! What are you wearing?
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- It's your war costume.
- It's not a costume!
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- And why are you wearing it?
- They have a killer
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- veterans' discount at the diner.
- Seriously? How much?
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Why'd you let me sleep?
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Okay, there is an alarm on every phone.
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So, literally everybody
can be self-reliant on this.
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- You went to breakfast?
- Yes.
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- You went to breakfast with Killian?
- No, I didn't go to breakfast with Killian.
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I went to breakfast with my book.
Killian just happened to be
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sitting across from me, prattling
on about the fourth
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- grade.
- Seventh grade.
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Listen, Jimmy, I'm only
gonna say this once.
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You and me, we could end tomorrow,
who knows, but in the meantime,
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if there is even a remote
possibility of breakfast
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and you don't wake me up, I will
never touch your dick again
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with any part of my body.
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- At least you brought me leftovers.
- Oh, actually, those
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- were for... Yeah, enjoy those.
- He wore my uniform for
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- a discount.
- What about the kid?
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You know how busy that
place gets on weekends?
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A soldier reunited with his fat little son?
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- Hella smart.
- Oh, that reminds me.
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Yours came to $18.23.
We'll just call it $20.
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I don't have any money.
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Go and steal it from your
mom's purse like a normal boy.
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The last time I wore
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that uniform during active duty,
we were doing house checks.
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- A kid, 16, maybe 17, heard us...
- This is a really hard level.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'll stop talking about my actual
war experiences so you
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- can play your war video game.
- Thank you.
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- Jimmy.
- Oh, come on, his stories
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- are super-depressing.
- I'll listen to your stories.
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Thanks.
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One day I found four stray
dogs fighting over a dead baby...
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Eject! Sorry, bud.
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That's okay. Actually,
I'm speaking at the
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dedication of a new veterans'
memorial today if you guys want
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- to come...?
- Oh, my God!
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The worst drive over here! (sighs)
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What? Oh, I had my jaw wired shut,
so I don't put anything bad in my mouth.
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But putting bad stuff
in your mouth is kind of your thing.
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I know!
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Thanks for driving me to work. Bye.
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- Bye, Jimmy.
- Bye.
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Could you take off my uniform now?
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Oh, damn it! (groans)
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War is hell.
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* I'm gonna leave you anyway *
* I'm gonna leave you anyway *
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* Gonna leave you anyway. *
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- Sync and corrections by Caio and Bray -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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The craftsman movement
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was a protest against the
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dehumanizing aspects of the
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Industrial Revolution.
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Irony is building these shits
was so expensive,
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couldn't no laborers even
dream of living in one.
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Do you just want to send
me the Wikipedia link?
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What am I doing here?!
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I need media coverage on this bitch, bitch.
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What are you thinking?
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Specifically, I want to
get the house featured in
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Curbed, Apartment Therapy, or Black Dwell.
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- What's Black Dwell?
- It's like Dwell,
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but for black people. No... you're right.
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Go for regular Dwell. I believe in you.
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On-on purpose? You ain't break
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- your jaw or nothing?
- Nope.
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Isn't your husband mad that
you can't open your mouth?
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Paul only likes hand jobs.
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- But you have a huge mouth!
- Seriously.
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- You're like a crocodile.
- When I played field hockey,
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they had to melt
two mouth guards together.
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This fool Paul know
that if you lose weight,
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- that ass gonna shrink, too?
- Mm, Paul isn't an ass man.
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Look, why would this prick buy the car
if he ain't even appreciate the features?
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My piano teacher growing up had a
craftsman. I used to sit on that bench
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and pray, "God, please, let me
have a house like this some day.
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Also, let me figure out this piece
of shit 'Maple Leaf Rag.'"
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It's one of the hardest rags.
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This house really means
something to me, Gretch.
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Yeah, buddy. It means
you've worked hard and
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- you made it.
- No, it means I'm gonna
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get so laid. House like this,
bitches be delivering the pussy.
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- "Delivering the pussy"?
- Oh, yeah.
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I send out a quick group text.
"Hey, girl?" or "What's crackin?"
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or "You want to come see
my new architecturally
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significant house?"
Then ding-dong, there it is.
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- Okay.
- Piping fresh at your
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- door in 30 minutes or less!
- All right.
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I get it, though. You know,
dating is scary for women.
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Like, what if for once they said,
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"No, you come to my house for
it this time," and I didn't come?
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- Would you come?
- Hell, no! Look at my house.
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These girls are afraid that if
they opened up a pussy dine-in
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only joint, no one would come.
Their tables be empty,
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have to offer Groupons and shit.
So they keep delivering it.
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All right, and I'm out.
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Great house, dum-dum.
I'm gonna go back to the office
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- and make some calls.
- You do that, bitch.
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Hey, and tell Black Dwell my subscription
shows up crazy late every month!
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Get a free month or some shit!
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- (crowd clapping)
- Some people think
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Los Angeles is out of touch.
Too obsessed with the
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entertainment industry to
care about national issues.
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But with this memorial to our
nation's heroes, carved by our
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very own Rumer Willis, we will
demonstrate just how wrong they are.
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And now, one of Los Angeles' own
brave servicemen, Edgar Quintero.
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Thank you, Councilman Jim Burton.
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The process of readjusting
for a soldier is a difficult one.
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In war, you exist on a
higher plane of awareness.
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But not in a fun, hippie way.
You're aware of a window opening
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a block away, a pair of socks
being hung on a laundry line
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right behind you.
You're strung tight as a violin.
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And when you come home,
that's when shit gets real.
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Thank for your service, soldier.
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And now, L.A.'s very own Zig Zags!
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- Huh?
- (Crowd cheering)
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These pricks. They just
trot us out there so
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they can feel better about themselves
for a second before
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they go back to seeing
us as disposable meat.
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(Edgar snorts) Edgar Quintero.
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- 6th Battalion, 8th Infantry.
- Tommy Boden.
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I don't identify by my troop anymore.
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It's just Tommy now.
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- Oh, let me help you.
- I can do it!
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- (sighs) Sorry.
- It's okay. (flicks lighter)
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I guess I got to get used
to life without a wing now.
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Yeah, man. That's rough.
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Hey, listen, some of my
troopmates are going to get
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a bite. If you want, you should come;
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we'd love to hear your stories.
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- (Gretchen whoops)
- Oh, come on!
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That is 301 exactly, so you have to go down
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on me for five hours and one minute.
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In a row? I'll die.
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Pussy. All right, three sessions,
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- hour and a halfish each.
- That's doable.
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- God, day drinking's the best.
- Day drinking is the
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best. (laughs) Aren't
we lucky we're both in
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professions where we can day drink?
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Are you in a profession
where you can day drink?
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They all are if you want it bad enough.
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What do you say we get one
of those sessions out of
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- the way right now?
- That sounds good.
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If we leave now, we can probably
be at my place in 30 minutes
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- or less.
- Actually, let's go to my place.
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You-you... Sorry, your place,
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- do you have a place?
- Do you think I just
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materialize out of the ether
whenever you want me?
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- No...
- That I exist in
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some suspended state of
crypto-animation only made
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- material when your balls tingle?
- No.
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Not literally. I'm used
to seeing you at my house.
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- You are in rare form lately.
- What?
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Edgar and his army perks.
Killian, whose name who you
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constantly forget. Me who
didn't even merit breakfast.
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Are you aware that you only want
people in your life on your terms?
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- Yes.
- Well, stop.
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You're self-awareness on
this means nothing, if you don't
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- change it.
- Okay, fine.
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- How do I start?
- Well, first step,
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Jimmy... I need you to come
eat me out in my apartment.
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- (Jimmy scoffs)
- I'll do it.
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See?! I am a wanted woman.
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- What do you say, buddy?
- Well, I-I-I wouldn't
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- want to cockblock this fella.
- Yay!
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But all right. Let's go.
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Sit down, man.
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(Gretchen chuckles) I didn't have
a chance to tidy up. Cute, huh?
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- I'm not much of a cleaner.
- You're not much of a
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- human.
- Oh, calm down.
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I'll be right back.
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- (cat meows)
- Whoa.
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She never returned you?
(whispering): Do you miss books?
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- (mewing)
- (Jimmy gags, coughs)
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You want to watch a little TV first?
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Okay. Where's the TV?
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I watch on my computer.
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What do you mean, you
watch on your computer?
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You're so old. Here.
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(Jimmy grunts)
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Well, you're a festive masturbator.
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Couldn't find an extension cord.
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(loud Middle Eastern dance
music begins playing)
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- (sighs): What is that?
- (Groans): It's my neighbor Ladan,
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She has the worst taste in music.
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(screaming): Turn it down, whore!
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(sighs) Shit.
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I think I may have
downloaded porn viruses again.
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(sighs): Well, you ready
to slice off a piece of this?
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- Not really.
- Too bad.
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Boys, this is Edgar. Edgar,
this is Bone Bag and
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- Martinez.
- Bone Bag.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Martinez.
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Hey, man. How are you?
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- Good.
- Have a seat.
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- Thank you.
- And so, talk to us,
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tell us what it feels like being home.
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Oh, well, you know, it's
a hard adjustment, but I
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got some good friends who support me.
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It's all you got, right?
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- Your brothers.
- Oh, no, I mean civie friends.
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I don't really hang with anyone
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- from over there.
- They remind you
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too much of all the shit that went down?
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Nah, mostly, they're just kind of dicks.
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So where'd you guys train?
I was at Pendleton.
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- Yeah, yeah, same here.
- Bitch, you went to Juilliard.
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- I've never heard of that base.
- Here you go, guys.
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- Ah, yes.
- My Pilates instructor is gonna be
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so pissed at me.
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Yeah, at least I go back
to boot camp tomorrow.
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Why would you go back to boot camp?
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Dude, there's a great one on Melrose.
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So, Edgar, why don't you
tell us that story you were
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- telling at the dedication?
- Oh, uh, okay, um...
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well, you know how when you
get back and it's hard to stop
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seeing danger everywhere?
It's like, I used to have these
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- dreams about war...
- Hold on, hold on.
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Lots of violent stuff.
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Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
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(Edgar clears throat)
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But... now they're the same.
Only the dream is set here at home.
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- Does that ever happen to you guys?
- No, I take an Ambien.
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Excuse me, we are giant fans.
Could we get your autograph?
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- Not now.
- Not even here?
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Absolutely.
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Thanks. (girl sighs)
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- Who are you guys?
- You didn't tell him?
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I was just in character. I was
assuming that he knew and
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- he was just running with it.
- I'm so sorry, man.
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- We're prepping for a movie.
- Uh, it's this
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gritty indie flick, we play
soldiers trying to adjust to
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- life back home.
- Seriously, you've
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never seen NCIS LA? I was
nominated for an ALMA last year.
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I'm a quarter Peruvian, I know I
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- don't look it, but...
- All right, I'm gonna go.
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I am really sorry. We just
want to make this as
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real... as possible. For you.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm in. All right, I get it.
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- Yeah, I get it.
- It's great!
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Now, if you could just sign
this life-rights release thingy...
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it-it, but, it-it, it's
typical lawyer bullshit, it's just to
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protect you... from suing us.
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(people speaking loudly
in foreign language)
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(Jimmy sighs)
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(Jimmy gasps)
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- So, you gonna stick around for a bit or?
- Yeah, of course.
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Oh... good... then. So...
we could try to watch TV again.
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Except it's not a TV,
is it? It's a computer.
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I watch television programs on it,
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- so for my purposes, it is a TV.
- Although TVs don't
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usually get viruses from downloading
too many gang bang videos.
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Consensual group sex is very
different than a gang bang.
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- Is it?
- All right, I get it.
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My place isn't as nice as yours.
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Your place isn't as nice as a crack hovel.
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Maybe it isn't perfectly
OCD tidy, or decorated
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with stupid posters of dumb art,
or pillows with goddamn whales,
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or old-timey maps, but it's still my home.
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My phone is covered in goo!
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Join the club, phone!
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- If you want to go, just go.
- Not unless you want me to go.
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Fine. You know what?
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I can feel you wanting me
to leave like a scorching flame
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emanating from the other side
of the bed, so I'm going to leave.
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Don't invent that I want
you to leave just as a
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smoke-screen for you wanting to leave.
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- Then I'll stay!
- No!
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I don't want to be the person who
makes you stay somewhere you
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- don't want to be.
- If that's what you want.
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(Jimmy clears his throat)
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- Fine, just walk away.
- No, you are kicking me out!
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Whatever you have to tell yourself.
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- So, I should go or...?
- If that's what you want to do.
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(Jimmy scoffs)
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(Gretchen sighs)
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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- They're not home.
- Shoot!
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I need to talk to Gretchen.
Can I ask you a question?
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- What do you think of my ass? I
- I don't know.
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Well, let me see it.
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It looks fine to me. I mean,
it's just something you sit on.
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It's not like the size of your
ass defines you.
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You've never been west of Doheny.
What are you doing out here?
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- Waiting for someone.
- Who?
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My dealer. I called him, and then I was waiting
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and when I thought it was
him pulling up, I suddenly
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thought maybe I didn't
want heroin after all.
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- Do you want heroin?
- No.
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- But mostly yes right now.
- Do you want to come
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- with me instead?
- Yeah.
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(engine starting)
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(loud music plays in car)
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Hi.
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What you need, fool?
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- Thanks.
- You bet.
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Sign that, please. And don't
forget to enjoy that pizza.
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I am so excited for you.
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- And have a beautiful evening.
- Wait a second.
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Why the hell are you so happy?
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- With what? Like, my job?
- Well, yeah.
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- No offense.
- No, none taken.
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It's like a really sweet gig for
me. I just drive around, listening
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to TED Talks or my jams or whatever,
and if I want to get high,
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let's roll. If I don't want
to deliver a pizza, I don't.
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I just pull over and eat that shit,
and I tell 'em I got robbed again.
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Put that up against your 401K, you know?
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So, you don't want to have
your own pizza restaurant?
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Oh, my God, that would be awesome.
You want to do that?
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- Let's do it.
- Oh, no. No, no, no.
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- Give me your number.
- I was just... Never mind.
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Oh, yeah, it's probably a lot of work.
Huh? For now, just delivering
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happiness really works for
my lifestyle, so... namaste.
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Hold still. One more.
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- Oh.
- Ah.
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Oh. Ah! (Edgar mumbles)
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- Ah! Oh, yeah.
- All right, so my point is,
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I just don't want to be
some symbol of patriotism.
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No kidding. It's depressing.
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Whenever they bring one of
those army guys out to sing the
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National Anthem, I'm like, "Ugh, no.
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- Where's Beyonc�?"
- So, how do I get
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- people to treat me normal?
- Stop talking about
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it all the time! If you
have a bad thought, just
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push it down. Or eat it, like I do.
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- Oh.
- I mean, I don't see
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- you as just some vet.
- Well, how do you see me?
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As a freeloading, kind of dumb Mexican
guy that hangs out at Jimmy's.
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- How do you see me?
- Um... as Gretchen's
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pretty friend who should
learn to be happy with who she is.
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- Here you go.
- Oh!
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So, I didn't get a chance
to tell you when you were
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here earlier today, but we
have a military discount.
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Aw, thanks, but... I'm good.
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Psst. Um, yes, of course I'll have
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- that discount, thank you.
- Ow! Ow!
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- Are you okay?
- Yes. The pain makes
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- it even better.
- Did you...?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hold on.
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It's the best. Right?
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- Aw.
- Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
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(knocking)
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- Hey. Where are you going?
- To come see you.
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- I wanted to say, uh, I'm sorry.
- For dissing my apartment?
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No. That place is a shithole, but
you're right. I can be a bit...
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set in my ways, and I should
have invited you to breakfast.
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- Yes.
- And I shouldn't have
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- left your apartment.
- Eh. Actually, I'm
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- glad you left.
- You are?
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Turns out I'm like you. I want
things on my own terms, too.
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When I deliver the pussy,
I can leave whenever I want.
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Sorry. Deliver the pussy?
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It sounds better when a black guy says it.
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I am probably broken, Jimmy. I don't know.
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My point is, I am done comparing
this to what normal people do.
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Good. Why would we even want to do
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- what normal people do?
- Yeah.
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Normal people are terrible.
So am I coming in, or are we...?
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00:19:57,882 --> 00:19:59,366
Yeah, come on.
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It's nice that the city
unveiled this statue...
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but... it isn't enough...
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because we hurt inside. Every day
we ache for our fallen brothers.
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We ache, yet nobody pays attention!
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Well... you're going to pay attention now.
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(Tommy yells, people scream)
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Hey, that's the guy from NCIS LA!
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Oh... No.
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